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Breaking news: Two Jailed American Journalists “pardoned” by North Korea’s “Dear Leader”

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 39 Comments › )
Filed under North Korea at August 4th, 2009 - 12:16 pm

They will leave North Korea with former President Clinton. Now, the big question is what did our “Dear Leader” The Zero ™, give to their “Dear Leader” to win their pardon and release????
Update: Now Fox News is reporting that this release was already planned before Clinton even left for North Korea. The journalists will return to the U.S. with Clinton.


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39 Responses to “Breaking news: Two Jailed American Journalists “pardoned” by North Korea’s “Dear Leader””
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  1. 1 | August 4, 2009 12:16 pm

    Exactly what did we give them?

  2. vagabond trader
    2 | August 4, 2009 12:18 pm

    re: #1 by Rodan

    Free healthcare and a boatload of food.

  3. 3 | August 4, 2009 12:22 pm

    re: #2 by vagabond trader

    Yup, that is probably it.

  4. Bob in Breckenridge
    4 | August 4, 2009 12:23 pm

    re: #1 by Rodan

    Exactly what did we give them?

    Maybe a new pair of Elevator shoes for Dear Leader? Kim yuk foo is only like 3 feet tall.

  5. vagabond trader
    5 | August 4, 2009 12:26 pm

    re: #3 by Rodan Kim has pancreatic ca, we’ll probably be sending him top notch care. It won’t help, hes done.

  6. BuddyG
    6 | August 4, 2009 12:36 pm

    Dear Leader Pussy

  7. vagabond trader
    7 | August 4, 2009 12:38 pm

    re: #6 by BuddyG

    Awww. Hey BuddyG do you have that pic of the red kitty launching himself like a rocket? He looks just like my mutt.

  8. BuddyG
    8 | August 4, 2009 12:43 pm

    re: #7 by vagabond trader

    Don’t have it handy. I’ll check the archives and get back to you.

  9. 9 | August 4, 2009 12:46 pm

    re: #4 by Bob in Breckenridge


  10. vagabond trader
    10 | August 4, 2009 12:54 pm

    re: #8 by BuddyG

    Thanks!I should’ve saved him, too cute.


  11. vagabond trader
    11 | August 4, 2009 1:00 pm

    So truthfully, are these two journalists moonbats?

  12. Speranza
    12 | August 4, 2009 1:16 pm

    re: #1 by Rodan

    Not another Michael Jordan autographed basketball I hope.

  13. newsjunkie_ky
    13 | August 4, 2009 1:32 pm

    kim was just ronery.

  14. My5princesses
    14 | August 4, 2009 1:47 pm

    re: #11 by vagabond trader

    Are there any other kind?

  15. justin case
    15 | August 4, 2009 1:48 pm

    bet clinton gets his knob out on the flight home.
    they will wish they were back in prison after a couple of hours with him.

  16. vagabond trader
    17 | August 4, 2009 2:12 pm

    re: #16 by newsjunkie_ky

    Yup, they have their snitches out to refute any information that may indicate citizens have actually read this pile of manure.

  17. vagabond trader
    18 | August 4, 2009 2:14 pm

    re: #15 by justin case

    Dooode has serious heart disease, he can’t do anything is my guess.

  18. BuddyG
    19 | August 4, 2009 3:03 pm

    re: #7 by vagabond trader

    Here ya go:
    Red kitty launching himself like rocket

  19. Bordm
    20 | August 4, 2009 3:06 pm

    re: #11 by vagabond trader

    From what I understand, they were working for Al Gore’s news network.

    /Of course I use the word “news” very loosely.

    Found a link. The American journalists, employed by Current TV, a San Francisco–based TV network founded by former U.S. Vice President Al Gore,

  20. m
    21 | August 4, 2009 3:08 pm

    re: #19 by BuddyG

    Poor guy’s gonna need cat therapy!

  21. BuddyG
    22 | August 4, 2009 3:14 pm

    re: #21 by m

    Call for appointment

  22. vagabond trader
    23 | August 4, 2009 3:24 pm

    re: #19 by BuddyG

    Thanks BuddyG!

  23. vagabond trader
    24 | August 4, 2009 3:25 pm

    re: #20 by Bordm

    Thank you Bordm.If they’re hooked up with the Goracle they were probably boring their fellow inmates to madness, hence the reprieve.

  24. Bordm
    25 | August 4, 2009 3:40 pm

    re: #24 by vagabond trader

    I’ll bet Lil’ Kim got tired of their incessant whining about how much they love the NorK’s and hate the “imperialist conservatives” that are keeping Lil’ Kim down.
    One of them is the sister of Lisa Ling, the uber-lib wacko that after 9/11, said on The View, “What happened to the United States was a catastrophic event and the worst terrorist attack in human history. Yet maybe before we seek revenge, we should ask the question – why should anyone want to make such an attack on the U.S.?

    Personally, I think we should have paid Lil’ Kim to keep them.

  25. vagabond trader
    26 | August 4, 2009 3:43 pm

    re: #25 by Bordm

    My empathy meter is on the fritz too.

  26. jakee308
    27 | August 4, 2009 3:46 pm

    Vagabond trader (and newsjunkie) already mentioned this but Michelle Malkin has some posts she invites you to send to the “snitch Line” at the White House. Feel free to include any comments you wish but let’s keep it clean.

    Here’s what I sent:

    After you check these websites out, you might want to read the Constitution. You know the section about the Bill Of Rights where the 1st amentment GUARANTEES THE PEOPLE THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH. And that especially means POLITICAL SPEECH.
    A Person’s opinion, be it about Pres. Obama’s Birth Certificate or lack thereof or the Fiscal irresponsibility shown by Congress in passing the Cap and Trade and the upcoming attempt to destroy our health care and begin rationing and letting people die because they have to wait for treatment, is FREE SPEECH and you folks surely have better things to do in MY WHITE HOUSE than worrying about people’s opinion’s.

    Update: yes, I put my name to it and my email address. ( I could use some rest time in an isolated camp somewhere.)

  27. vagabond trader
    28 | August 4, 2009 3:54 pm

    re: #27 by jakee308

    Excellent. Ace of Spades is running a great thread on this topic, pretty funny stuff and we could use some funny.Was wondering where you’ve been

    Also, check out Glenn Becks Happy Birthday Mr President vid.

  28. jakee308
    29 | August 4, 2009 3:59 pm

    BTW. One of the reasons for the big push about Health care, is that Medicare is going broke. I think it was at one point going to go under in 2014 but then got worse as the economy went south.

    This is their “solution” to the problem. That’s also why the time frame for implementation (besides the fact that it will take a while to formulate the regulations and agencies necessary to comply with this byzantine piece of sh!t). This way if the Republicans DO win the Pres. in 2012, they’re f**ked because of the health care time bomb that the Dems have set. They don’t want the Reps to be able to actually restructure Medicare to be fiscally sound (using Health Savings Accounts or Tax Deductions for Health Insurance) as that would then weaken the hold Dems have on the poor people’s votes. The NAtional Zocialist control of the largest Health Care Organizations and ALL that lovely money is just an extra.

  29. The Osprey
    30 | August 4, 2009 4:03 pm

    What did Li’l Kim get in trade?


  30. jakee308
    31 | August 4, 2009 4:10 pm

    re: #28 by vagabond trader

    I’ve been lurking but not commenting as I have a lot of “chores” around the ol’ homestead that need doin’ while the weather’s warm. (been very rainy until lately) I also just didn’t have anything to say.


    Well now that I think about it how about THIS.

  31. BuddyG
    32 | August 4, 2009 4:22 pm

    Three, Two, One, Zzzzzzzero

  32. jakee308
    33 | August 4, 2009 4:45 pm

    re: #32 by BuddyG

    Can you say “Glass Jaw”?

    I knew you could.

    Looking at that, I think he actually started to fall before he got hit. The AIR ahead of the punch was enough to do him in.

    Is that a record? It’s gotta be close.

    Thanks for that, I needed cheering up.
    (isn’t that pathetic but hey pratfalls are always funny)

  33. Iron Fist
    34 | August 4, 2009 4:59 pm

    We should have given L’il Kim the option of life in exile or death on his throne in his benighted hell-hole of a country, and then, one way or another, freed the people of North Korea from his grip. There should be a price for taking Americans, any Americans, hostage.

    Knowing Bill Clinton, he traded the North Koreans some American Chinese missile technology for these people. Just enough so he can hit an American city. It ain’t sportin’ for us to keep him shooting those rattle-trap missiles that blow up and crash so much.

  34. no2liberals
    35 | August 4, 2009 6:50 pm

    So are Clintoon and Kim even now, or does Bill now owe Kim a solid?
    What is the score?

  35. Ma Sands
    36 | August 4, 2009 7:30 pm

    re: #28 by vagabond trader

    Wow. Just wow. Glenn Beck is good. : )

  36. African Moondog
    37 | August 4, 2009 11:17 pm

    John Bolton, Bush’s UN Ambassador was being interviewed by the BBC and his take was not complimentary. It will just encourage the kidnapping of more Americans and has offended the Japanese who have hundreds of their citizens kidnapped by the NorKs.

  37. ChimpChump
    38 | August 5, 2009 6:12 am

    re: #15 by justin case

    *****SPECIAL REPORT*****

    It was reported that the two recently released American journalists asked that their plane be turned around and they be taken back to serve out the remainder of their sentence at the fireworks factory in the North Korean city of Git Sum.

    As the two journalists boarded their freedom flight yesterday, they were aghast at the stacks of Asian porn and video equipment littering the main cabin.

    They were greeted by former President Clinton, wearing only his thong with Presidential Seal, and were immediately handed two Mai-Tai’s and a gallon of Motion Lotion as a Bruce Springsteen song played low on the aircraft’s intercom.

    When asked how he was able to secure the journalist’s release, Clinton pointed to the video equipment and replied, “Hell, I had to agree to burn two copies for that midget, zipper-headed bastard!”

  38. bar
    39 | August 5, 2009 7:09 am

    Via Hot Air:

    Michelle makes new friend on “The View”

    Michelle does a great job of exposing these rude and obnoxious liberals for what they are.
    Not once do these rude and obnoxious liberals claim Obummer is not corrupt, they just claim Bush was just as corrupt.

    So its all OK you see.

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