Sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things” from The Sound of Music:
Moonbats and snowflakes and warming bullshitin’…
Gorebulls and half-baked models saying Armegeddon…
Wild stories about the shores of Beijing…
These all are some of the Copenchange things…
Bankers trading carbon credits with bookies…
Obama’s there with his First Lady wookie…
Vouchers for nooky from Copenchange whores..
Activists screwing us behind closed doors…
Brad Pitt and all of the hollyweird crowd…
“Save the polar bear” they yell out so loud…
Climategate isn’t a word that they know…
As they trudge over and through drifts of snow…
[refrain]
When the cold hits…
When the bill comes…
Feces will hit the fan…
I’ll remember Woodstock in the Danish snow…
And then I’ll head for the sand…
Hugo and Muhmar and Robert Mugabe..
Medvedev, Jiabao, all say that we’re slobby…
Give us your money and stop making things…
Copenchange means the stone age for us plebes…
Gulfstreams and Limos and organic chickens…
Taxpayers certainly are easy pickens…
Nancy Pelosi with her entourage…
This get together reminds me of Hajj…
Bankers and actors and reds in green wrappers…
Politicos and enviro green crappers…
Businessmen looking for the next big thing…
Communists trying to become the king…
Cold fusion, magic, and perpetual motion…
I have the answer in this magic potion…
I have a flying car that runs on gum…
All I want for it is your freedom…
[refrain]
When the cold hits…
When the bill comes…
Feces will hit the fan…
I’ll remember Woodstock in the Danish snow…
And then I’ll head for the sand…
Of course, this is an open thread.
Tags: Copenchange
Awesome Snork
Ha ha ha, this is too funny!
So funny!
Here I come to save the day
Bravo, Snork!
Holy Crap. Awesome. I can stream the Cowboys-Saints game for free on NFL.com
great. thought I was going to miss it since it’s on NFL network
Update: there’s a “caption this” at WUWT here. Admins, if you’re out there, could you take the picture and place it at the bottom of the post?
Email lies, Email lies
All the data to cheat me
Climate fright
Not too bright
It looks colder to me
Well done, Snork.
And another Julie Andrews special:
Super- warm -- anthropogenic- global- climatology,
If you sing it loud enough you need make no apology,
For it’s refitted universal Marxist ideology:
Super- warm- anthropogenic -- global -climatology….
snork @ 7:
Saw that earlier, funny captions on the posts.
Pretty good. Very amusing and witty. The only thing I would change is the “first Lady wookie” part. Her politics may be despicable but she is a woman and for that deserves not to have her physical appearance denigrated. Men require no such protection. That’s my opinion but I’m a hopeless chauvinist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af-3Q0L5cMw
Axegrinder wrote:
@ Axegrinder:
She is a pythoness.
SNORK STRIKES AGAIN!
Overlook wrote:
There certainly is something creepy about her. She makes me nervous.
1.0 Dork
2.0 Snork
“It’s evolution baby”
-Eddie Vedder
A flying car that runs on gum … Priceless! That is hilarious.
Overlook @ 13:
Someone on that other blog called her Tuna Pelosi, and the weasel got all bent out of shape. lol
Overlook wrote:
A most delightful addition to the Copenchange festival!
Beltfed wrote:
but the most vile disgusting statements about Palin are perfectly OK
Iceweasel you intellectual WHORE. You gutless bitch
Photo caption:
Rahm what’s that white bubble above my plane.
Now I will be singing about ze moonbats all night.
Interesting. The weasel is all women’s lib., reproductive rights proactive but when she gets to play with the big boys she gets bent out of shape about name calling. I don’t think she does anything else but post on lgf. Everytime I logged on over there she was there bugging me. If I left for no other reason she’s enough. Very unpleasant.
Doppelganger wrote:
Hate their politics, but love the band. I was head over heels for Eddie Vedder back in college.
Why anthropogenic? Why not just say man made and leave it at that? I’ll tell you why, because it gives it an air of authority … in their minds that is. Me? Mock the living shit out of the whole farce that it is.
OT/ Under Obama, the Left feels left out
CloudyDay wrote:
Zey should feel left out. Aftair all, who besides ze copenhagen hobos placed more faith and mindless adoration of heem zan our own blind left?
No one, says PePe.
Caption
Cold Shoulder given to Obama causes lake effect Snow storm
@ Axegrinder:
Pretty good. Very amusing and witty. The only thing I would change is the “first Lady wookie” part. Her politics may be despicable but she is a woman and for that deserves not to have her physical appearance denigrated. Men require no such protection. That’s my opinion but I’m a hopeless chauvinist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af-3Q0L5cMw
I thought it was a vid of Chewy kickin’ down a door or something. Whatever Man
Doppelganger wrote:
Cold shouldair but hot, sweaty palms under ze table.
@ gulfloafer:
Ze Lady wookie could be quite ze hot potatoe, you know. Some black and white paint and wallah!
@ Frenchie:
PePe was Chuck Jone’s favorite creation. He basically invented the personality. I had the opportunity to chat on-line with him before he died. Great guy.
Axegrinder
You are ze lucky one, zen. He made millions laugh forever, yes? I sink he pulled ze best performance from deep weesein ze talent.
@ Frenchie:
I guess you Euros like ‘em hairy.
OT
Cowboys up 14-0 and driving at start of 1st qtr. Lake Travis up 17-10 over Longview in 3rd.
snork wrote:
Et ez more ze personal preference. So many years in Hollywood and now like ze more exoteek females. Also, I am ze Americain.
Frenchie wrote:
huckfunn wrote:
Correction. Start of 2nd qtr.
huckfunn wrote:
I’m watching on NLF.COM thanks to Doppelganger’s heads up!
Axegrinder
Zey weel return. Back to Chuck, I agree weese you. His style of humor, ze old jokes and ze characters stand alone as well as ze test of time.
I have argued who is hees biggest star, Bugs or ze Grinch? (Not moi for sure, yes? But I shall leeve forevair)
loppyd wrote:
Pretty great coverage, huh?
Better than the networks.
loppyd wrote:
I don’t have NFL Network so I’m stuck with a webcast. I get about 60% of the game and the rest is gab.
Silhouette wrote:
@ huckfunn:
It’s kewl!
@ huckfunn:
Are you on NFL.COM streaming?
Matt Millen is a total idiot
@ loppyd:
Yep. I guess its better than nothing.
huckfunn wrote:
True. There is nuthin’ on TV tonight.
@ loppyd:
I’m doing that also!
Just noticed now : Penn Gilette Larry Elder on Larry King Live discussing healthcare. might be good
@ loppyd:
I’m also streaming the Texas High School Class 4A Division 1 Championship. Lake Travis (right up the road from me) is beating Longview 24-10 in the 4th. My brother lives in Longview so we’re jawboning via text. Also, Central Florida and Rutgers are going at in the living room. Ain’t life grand?
@ Doppelganger:
Supposedly Matt Millen bought LGF and is impersonating Charles Johnson. He bought LGF in early 2008 the rumor goes.
Rodan wrote:
Chuckles is the Joey Harrington of the blogosphere
huckfunn wrote:
Saturday night lights! Ah, the St. Petersburg bowl…I need to check by bowl pool to see who I picked for that one.
Pretty good panel on Larry King live
Penn Gillette
Larry Elder
Some smoking hot conservative babe
Douchebag Robert Reischhhhhhhh dressed as a mini Don Johnson
anybody besides me watch the New Mexico bowl?
Wyoming won in overtime. Pretty damned good game
Doppelganger wrote:
You know, I almost like the little guy. Kinda reminds me of one of the munchkins.
Frenchie wrote:
Rodan wrote:
With all due respect that is bullshit. It would mean that Matt would know who to target for outing. Me, you, m and savage in an attempt to diminish us here. Nay my friend, Foster is still there lard in charge.
Rodan wrote:
You mean THE Matt Millen from the Detroit Loins?
Rodan wrote:
All the kewl people are doing it.
loppyd wrote:
We’re global kewlers.
@ huckfunn:
I thought we were global killers.
YEA!
Reggie Bush is out.
fantasy Football playoffs. My opponents RB is Bush
buh buy Reggie. No hard feelings pal. This is the playoffs
@ Macker:
Well he’s a commentator now on the NFL Network.
loppyd wrote:
Well; that, too.
@ Doppelganger:
Thanks for the info -- lots of NO friends thanking us for letting them know.
@ Doppelganger:
Thanks for the info -- lots of NO friends thanking us for letting them know.
Natural born Kewlers
Doppelganger wrote:
Just don’t be drinkin’ the Kewl-aid.
@ Doppelganger:
I think we ran everybody off.
@ song_and_dance_man:
With all due respect that is bullshit. It would mean that Matt would know who to target for outing. Me, you, m and savage in an attempt to diminish us here. Nay my friend, Foster is still there lard in charge
Not so fast. You saw how Matt destroyed the Lions during his tenure.
Damn. Reggie Bush just has a cramp.
@ Doppelganger:
Bush cramp’s always a bummer.
@ Doppelganger:
Chuckles is the Joey Harrington of the blogosphere
I thought he was the Michael Newdow of the blogosphere
Drew Brees is having a bad game
but I’ll bet the second half is going to be awesome. Can’t keep Brees down for long
huckfunn wrote:
Glad you fixed that. I was beginning to think that the game was being played like a Minnesota election.
Damn. Bad news from mr. loppyd. His mom is in the hospital.
AZfederalist wrote:
Haw! You have a keen eye.
@ loppyd:
Your mom? Sorry to hear that.
huckfunn wrote:
My mother-in-law. Thanks. Waiting for an update from my husband.
Gee, Lop. Hope all will be well. God Bless.
Cowboys up 23-3 at the start of the 3rd.
huckfunn wrote:
Thanks, huck. I’m going to shut my eyes now and wait for news.
Excellent song, snork.