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Pork – You’ll Need it for your 72 Virgins

by snork ( 195 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread, Science at January 29th, 2010 - 10:00 am

This in from Argentina – while the US president it telling us about how spreading the wealth around is good for all of us, Argentina’s president says Pork is good for your love life.

This explains a few things. These Islamic splodydopes have erectile dysfunction, and blow themselves up thinking that their peckers will work in heaven, and then they get there, and find out that they’re missing the secret vitamin P.

Many people in this beef-loving nation reacted with surprise Thursday after Cristina Fernandez promoted pork in a speech during which she not only said pork is better than Viagra, but suggested she’s personally proven it.

This I’d like to see. Anyway, poor Abdulla. He gets to heaven, and has 72 virgins swarming all over him, and can’t get it up because of pork-poor peter perkiness deficiency syndrome. And all because he was a good Muslim.

Allah has a sense of humor. A wicked one. This is an open thread.

UPDATE: Hat tip to Miss Trixie for this pic:

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195 Responses to “Pork – You’ll Need it for your 72 Virgins”
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  1. Nevergiveup
    1 | January 29, 2010 10:04 am

    Well if he is a Pastun from Afganistan he can find a nice young boy


  2. 2 | January 29, 2010 10:05 am

    ummmmmmm………yeaaaaaaaa


  3. Poteen
    3 | January 29, 2010 10:07 am

    Nevergiveup wrote:

    Well if he is a Pastun from Afganistan he can find a nice young boy

    Young boy or goat. No water buffalo though, too tall and kick too hard.


  4. SciFiGuy
    4 | January 29, 2010 10:08 am

    From that picture it looks like her lips are suffering from some “swollen” effects..


  5. Calo
    5 | January 29, 2010 10:10 am

    You have made my “day off!” I can’t stop laughing. Thank you


  6. Nevergiveup
    6 | January 29, 2010 10:10 am

    SciFiGuy wrote:

    From that picture it looks like her lips are suffering from some “swollen” effects..

    Are those called “Tiger” lips now a days?


  7. 7 | January 29, 2010 10:12 am

    So, the movie line, “squeal like a pig!” has relevance?

    dng-dng-dng–dng–dng–dng–dng–dng–dng


  8. Speranza
    8 | January 29, 2010 10:13 am

    This is an open thread.

    just about every thread turns into an open thread.


  9. Beltfed
    9 | January 29, 2010 10:14 am

    pork-poor peter perkiness deficiency syndrome

    PPPP deficiency syndrome.

    Bwahahahahahahaha


  10. 10 | January 29, 2010 10:14 am

    Do they have alot of pork rangers in Argentina?

    Or is she being honest about her statement?

    For some reason I’m thinking about the old Food Pyramid which was baswed on helping farmers sell more grain.


  11. Beltfed
    11 | January 29, 2010 10:16 am

    pork is better than Viagra, but suggested she’s personally proven it

    Since I eat pork or pork products at least three times a week, I should be good to go.

    Cristina Fernandez, call me. ;)


  12. buzzsawmonkey
    12 | January 29, 2010 10:17 am

    Woke up this mornin’
    With my pork right in my hand
    Woke up this mornin’
    With my pork right in my hand
    If you can’t send me a woman
    Send me a sissy man

    —”Sissy Man Blues,” late 1920s


  13. snork
    13 | January 29, 2010 10:18 am

    @ Beltfed:
    Or how about this?


  14. 14 | January 29, 2010 10:19 am

    @ snork:

    That’s a nice bike.


  15. snork
    15 | January 29, 2010 10:19 am

    Beltfed wrote:

    Since I eat pork or pork products at least three times a week, I should be good to get up and go.


  16. Silhouette
    16 | January 29, 2010 10:20 am

    So if you ate a pork, oyster, and ginseng sandwich, with Vitamin E dip?


  17. calcajun
    17 | January 29, 2010 10:21 am

    @ buzzsawmonkey:
    That, and the lead in for this thread have left me completely at a loss for words. I…I am aghast. Laughing hysterically, but aghast nevertheless.


  18. 18 | January 29, 2010 10:21 am

    …giving new meaning to “bringing home the bacon”…


  19. 19 | January 29, 2010 10:22 am

    Pork goes really well with raisins.


  20. Poteen
    20 | January 29, 2010 10:22 am

    Beltfed wrote:

    pork is better than Viagra, but suggested she’s personally proven it
    Since I eat pork or pork products at least three times a week, I should be good to go.
    Cristina Fernandez, call me.

    Imagine what she can do with a BBQ pork rib. And not the short ribs or baby backs.//


  21. 21 | January 29, 2010 10:24 am

    WrathofG-d wrote:

    …giving new meaning to “bringing home the bacon”…

    and you can get it without having to have “That talk” with your doctor.


  22. Beltfed
    22 | January 29, 2010 10:26 am

    snork @ 13:

    Kermit is one lucky frog, lol


  23. Silhouette
    23 | January 29, 2010 10:26 am

    And a new meaning to the little piggy going, “Whee! Whee! Whee!” all the way home.


  24. 24 | January 29, 2010 10:26 am

    The Argentine President looks a bit like Octomom.


  25. Beltfed
    25 | January 29, 2010 10:28 am

    snork @ 15:

    Since I eat pork or pork products at least three times a week, I should be good to get up and go.

    Right to the bathroom, first thing in the morning.lol


  26. GrandJunctionite
    26 | January 29, 2010 10:28 am

    @ buzzsawmonkey:

    Woke up this mornin
    With a Pork Rind in my hand
    Whose rind?
    What rind?
    Where the hell did I dine?
    Must’ve been a dream
    I can’t believe where I’ve been
    C’mon babe
    lets do it again!

    Do you, you, feel like I do?

    Peter Frampton


  27. Miss Trixie
    27 | January 29, 2010 10:29 am

    This is for Beltfed – bon appetit! :D


  28. buzzsawmonkey
    28 | January 29, 2010 10:29 am

    @ calcajun:

    I love the classics.


  29. Poteen
    29 | January 29, 2010 10:30 am

    Wow. The Argentine Pres. can make chowing on a pork chop sexy.
    Makes Bill Clinton even more pathetic.


  30. buzzsawmonkey
    30 | January 29, 2010 10:30 am

    @ GrandJunctionite:

    Apparently Peter Frampton was familiar with the classics too.


  31. Beltfed
    31 | January 29, 2010 10:33 am

    Poteen @ 20:

    Imagine what she can do with a BBQ pork rib. And not the short ribs or baby backs.//

    Finger licking good.


  32. vagabond trader
    32 | January 29, 2010 10:33 am

    Speaking of porkiness:

    More libral hypocrisy from Moore


  33. Beltfed
    33 | January 29, 2010 10:34 am

    Miss Trixie @ 7:

    LOL,


  34. snork
    34 | January 29, 2010 10:34 am

    @ Miss Trixie:
    See update.


  35. GrandJunctionite
    35 | January 29, 2010 10:34 am

    @ vagabond trader:

    Noooooooooooo!

    Must…. avert…..eyes….


  36. Speranza
    36 | January 29, 2010 10:34 am

    @ vagabond trader:
    Check your email


  37. 37 | January 29, 2010 10:36 am

    @ vagabond trader:

    It must keep him up at night….. that he makes all this money via capitalism, while decrying capitalism and demanding socialism…..

    Must keep him up at night…. laughing.


  38. Poteen
    38 | January 29, 2010 10:36 am

    @ Beltfed:

    Ooohhh! ‘Scuze me for a minute. I gotta take care of ……. somethin’.


  39. tanker on the horizon
    39 | January 29, 2010 10:37 am

    I’d pour pork with Christina Fernandez.


  40. Nevergiveup
    41 | January 29, 2010 10:40 am

    The way I look at it why not take both Viagra and an order of spare ribs before hopping into bed? I mean why take any chances?


  41. 42 | January 29, 2010 10:41 am

    New charts and user-stats for ten more threads from the blog version of Animal Farm (©NYT) are up.

    A couple of observations and some questions:

         – The overall trendline for percentage of total comments by top 25 commenters is downward, ever since Dee’s NYT article busted the BVoAF for being a sparsely populated echo chamber. Are lizards coming to the defense of the besieged Husky Blogger? Is this prima facia evidence of some sort of sock-puppetish manipulation of the numbers, a behind-the-scenes, create-the-decline lizardgate? Is this an example of Stooge’s Law = the percentage of total comments by any finite group of lizards naturally, asymptotically approaches zero for increasing time?

         – Suddenly wordy windupbird has jumped 33 spots in just ten threads to displace MandyManners as the most loquacious lizard. What is driving windupbird? Where is Sharmuta, will she ever return to displace these prolix pretenders?


  42. snork
    43 | January 29, 2010 10:43 am

    @ nil stooge:
    And this is on topic, because which animals are in charge at the animal farm?


  43. Speranza
    44 | January 29, 2010 10:43 am

    @ nil stooge:
    Funny because he thought the NY Times would do a puff piece article on him.


  44. snork
    45 | January 29, 2010 10:45 am

    nil stooge wrote:

    Where is Sharmuta, will she ever return to displace these prolix pretenders?

    Not after the NYT published that Chucky’s engaged.


  45. wolfie
    46 | January 29, 2010 10:45 am

    Hmmmm. I see tremendous potential in this for my state. The agriculture department could promote Smithfield hams by reviving the old “Virginia is for lovers” campaign.


  46. Nevergiveup
    47 | January 29, 2010 10:46 am

    snork wrote:

    Not after the NYT published that Chucky’s engaged.

    What’s the lucky guys name?


  47. Miss Trixie
    48 | January 29, 2010 10:46 am

    HAHAHA! :D Thanks for the H/T snork. :lol:


  48. 49 | January 29, 2010 10:48 am

    @ snork:

    Given how she acts in real life, if I were chuck, I’d have a restraining order taken out and hire some guards for the next couple months.


  49. Silhouette
    50 | January 29, 2010 10:49 am

    And when Congress adds pork to a bill, they are doing it to screw the country.


  50. Speranza
    51 | January 29, 2010 10:49 am

    Nevergiveup wrote:

    What’s the lucky guys name?

    Ralph or Homer – I forgot which one.


  51. GrandJunctionite
    52 | January 29, 2010 10:50 am

    @ snork:

    Thats news. Anybody know who the fiance is?


  52. snork
    53 | January 29, 2010 10:52 am

    GrandJunctionite wrote:

    Thats news. Anybody know who the fiance is?

    All we know is that it’s an “un-Mata Hari like” woman who serves fruit and water. And probably speaks with a British accent.


  53. 54 | January 29, 2010 10:52 am

    @ GrandJunctionite:

    Although I do not recommend butting into someones personal life, in CA when he gets married (and possibly now if they have filed) it becomes public record.


  54. Beltfed
    55 | January 29, 2010 10:52 am

    Poteen @ 38:

    Ooohhh! ‘Scuze me for a minute. I gotta take care of ……. somethin’

    Your porker will thank you.


  55. Poteen
    56 | January 29, 2010 10:53 am

    snork wrote:

    nil stooge wrote:
    Where is Sharmuta, will she ever return to displace these prolix pretenders?
    Not after the NYT published that Chucky’s engaged.

    The fiance’ objected to his transvestite sock.


  56. vagabond trader
    57 | January 29, 2010 10:54 am

    @ Speranza:

    Done. :-)


  57. wolfie
    58 | January 29, 2010 10:54 am

    Silhouette wrote:

    And when Congress adds pork to a bill, they are doing it to screw the country.

    Thread winner! :lol:


  58. 59 | January 29, 2010 10:54 am

    @ Beltfed:

    eww?


  59. chickadee
    60 | January 29, 2010 10:54 am

    Speranza wrote:

    @ nil stooge:
    Funny because he thought the NY Times would do a puff piece article on him.

    He is a really dumb narcissist who doesn’t get out much.
    They despise him and consider him a pig wobbling upright.


  60. 61 | January 29, 2010 10:55 am

    Silhouette wrote:

    And when Congress adds pork to a bill, they are doing it to screw the country.

    Nice!

    Hey, have you been able to look at that info Re: New Left, that I sent?


  61. Poteen
    62 | January 29, 2010 10:55 am

    @ Beltfed:

    Your porker will thank you.

    Boy, you just AIN’T right! LOL


  62. wolfie
    63 | January 29, 2010 10:55 am

    Nevergiveup wrote:

    What’s the lucky guys name?

    Unma Taharilike.


  63. GrandJunctionite
    64 | January 29, 2010 10:56 am

    @ WrathofG-d:

    Just idle curiosity on my part. I could not care less truthfully.

    I hope they find happiness.
    After 23 years I wonder what I would do without my better half.


  64. GrandJunctionite
    66 | January 29, 2010 10:57 am

    @ WrathofG-d:

    Glad to see you got your nic back BTW.


  65. vagabond trader
    67 | January 29, 2010 10:57 am

    @ nil stooge:

    Not that I regularly wade into Bedlam mind you.Just happened to take a peek during the NYT angst and someone noted Sharmutta was on some kind of spiritual quest or some such.


  66. 68 | January 29, 2010 10:58 am

    @ GrandJunctionite:

    Thank you. This actually isn’t the correct “nic” yet, its still a sock, but we are working on it.


  67. 69 | January 29, 2010 10:58 am

    vagabond trader wrote:

    @ nil stooge:
    Not that I regularly wade into Bedlam mind you.Just happened to take a peek during the NYT angst and someone noted Sharmutta was on some kind of spiritual quest or some such.

    she’s going to Mecca?


  68. 70 | January 29, 2010 10:59 am

    @ snork:
    Not after the NYT published that Chucky’s engaged.

    I bet she comes back, just to prove to herself (and her therapist) that the therapy worked. It’s like a soap opera, but the cast of characters I’m familiar with is such an decreasingly smallish percentage of the overall actors that it’s getting tough to follow.


  69. Silhouette
    71 | January 29, 2010 10:59 am

    Self-absorbed OT -
    In this victim-centric litigatious world, I was promised a huge snowstorm today, so I’m suing. They even pre-emptively cancelled school. Yet it is nearly 2pm and not a flake.


  70. vagabond trader
    72 | January 29, 2010 10:59 am

    @ LanceKates:

    LOL!


  71. Silhouette
    73 | January 29, 2010 11:00 am

    WrathofG-d wrote:

    Hey, have you been able to look at that info Re: New Left, that I sent?

    I’ve opened it three times and then gotten called away. I’m a lousy assistant.


  72. Eliana
    74 | January 29, 2010 11:01 am

    @ snork:

    Are we sure that he isn’t engaged to one of his cultist minions?


  73. Eliana
    75 | January 29, 2010 11:01 am

    Not that it matters.


  74. 76 | January 29, 2010 11:01 am

    Silhouette wrote:

    WrathofG-d wrote:
    Hey, have you been able to look at that info Re: New Left, that I sent?
    I’ve opened it three times and then gotten called away. I’m a lousy assistant.

    :) Ok, just wondering.


  75. 77 | January 29, 2010 11:01 am

    Silhouette wrote:

    Self-absorbed OT -
    In this victim-centric litigatious world, I was promised a huge snowstorm today, so I’m suing. They even pre-emptively cancelled school. Yet it is nearly 2pm and not a flake.

    you can have mine. it has been snowing since before I got up, still is.

    I’ll even give you a deal…. take today’s snow and I’ll throw in, at no additional charge, yesterday’s ice and sleet. Hurry and call because this is an amazing deal. PLUS, if you call in the next few hours, because I can’t do this all day, I’ll throw in the chilling temperatures as well.


  76. GrandJunctionite
    78 | January 29, 2010 11:02 am

    From their own mouths, proof there is only one way to deal with islamic fascists.

    TEHRAN, Iran (AP) – A powerful hard-line Iranian cleric on Friday called for the execution of more opposition activists to silence anti-government protests, praising the hanging a day earlier of two men caught up in the leadership’s postelection crackdown.

    Speaking in a Friday prayer sermon, Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati said the wave of street demonstrations sparked by the disputed June presidential election would not have lasted until now if protesters had been executed early on.

    “Whatever we suffered was because of our weakness. How many did the judiciary execute on July 9?” he said, referring to one of the particularly large protest days.

    “We showed weakness, so then we had Ashoura,” he said, referring to a major protest on Dec. 27. “If you show weakness now, the future will be worse … There is no room for Islamic mercy.”


    More opposition should be Executed


  77. 79 | January 29, 2010 11:03 am

    @ vagabond trader:
    Not that I regularly wade into Bedlam mind you.Just happened to take a peek during the NYT angst and someone noted Sharmutta was on some kind of spiritual quest or some such.

    Intriguing. Someone weave that plot device in with the one recently floated here about the Black Stone of the Kaaba being swiped and I’ll buy the book…


  78. chickadee
    80 | January 29, 2010 11:04 am

    vagabond trader wrote:

    @ nil stooge:

    Not that I regularly wade into Bedlam mind you.Just happened to take a peek during the NYT angst and someone noted Sharmutta was on some kind of spiritual quest or some such.

    I think she’s devastated that she had to find out from the NYT that cluck had a fiancee .


  79. 81 | January 29, 2010 11:04 am

    Gotta run…


  80. 82 | January 29, 2010 11:06 am

    @ Silhouette:

    It is snowing here. Nothing is accumulating, but it is snowing.


  81. Silhouette
    83 | January 29, 2010 11:06 am

    Current leading headling

    In face-to-face meeting with Republican lawmakers, Obama declares ‘I am not an ideologue,’ and urges them to work with Democrats to pass his economic and health care reform agenda

    Translation: Let’s reach bipartisan compromise by you guys doing everything we want.


  82. 84 | January 29, 2010 11:06 am

    So, although I gather they have been around for a long, long time I just found this band “Slightly Stoopid”. Pretty interesting stuff.

    *language, content warning*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMeICpLVF2Q


  83. Nevergiveup
    85 | January 29, 2010 11:07 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    @ Silhouette:

    It is snowing here. Nothing is accumulating, but it is snowing.

    Where there?


  84. 86 | January 29, 2010 11:08 am

    @ Silhouette:

    That has been the Democrat definition of both Compromise and Bi-Partisan for years.

    As Rush siad once: “Why compromise with people who are wrong?” Yet…. the republicans do, time and time again.


  85. 87 | January 29, 2010 11:08 am

    @ GrandJunctionite:

    Show them no mercy, for you shall receive none. It is how we ?must deal with the Mohammedans sooner or later.


  86. 88 | January 29, 2010 11:09 am

    @ Nevergiveup:

    Oak Ridge. Down by the lake, if you are familiar with the city.


  87. Nevergiveup
    89 | January 29, 2010 11:10 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    @ Nevergiveup:

    Oak Ridge. Down by the lake, if you are familiar with the city.

    Tenn?


  88. chickadee
    90 | January 29, 2010 11:10 am

    Silhouette wrote:

    Current leading headling
    In face-to-face meeting with Republican lawmakers, Obama declares ‘I am not an ideologue,’ and urges them to work with Democrats to pass his economic and health care reform agenda
    Translation: Let’s reach bipartisan compromise by you guys doing everything we want.

    Rush just played a clip where Zero announces angrily that ,’it’s like you people think this is a big bolshevik plot,’
    LOL, duh, can you believe the hubris of this commie maniac?


  89. Speranza
    91 | January 29, 2010 11:10 am

    chickadee wrote:

    vagabond trader wrote:
    @ nil stooge:
    Not that I regularly wade into Bedlam mind you.Just happened to take a peek during the NYT angst and someone noted Sharmutta was on some kind of spiritual quest or some such.

    I think she’s devastated that she had to find out from the NYT that cluck had a fiancee .

    Yes a LGFer mentioned that she was on a spiritual journey (whatever that means).


  90. Beltfed
    92 | January 29, 2010 11:11 am

    Poteen @ 62:
    Haven’t been right since the fall off the back of the 6x

    By the way found that photo late last night while googling for “toucinho” a Portuguese style smoked bacon.


  91. 93 | January 29, 2010 11:11 am

    Per Fox News alert on my blackberry, “N Korea Tells US it is detaining second US Citizen”

    The North Koreans didn’t provide the name of the person, but is going to put them on trial for illegal entry of North Korea.


  92. Speranza
    94 | January 29, 2010 11:12 am

    @ vagabond trader:
    Thanks for the email. I wrote back to you.


  93. Silhouette
    95 | January 29, 2010 11:13 am

    Hamas accused Israeli agents of assassinating one of the Palestinian militant group’s veteran operatives, and vowed to retaliate.

    Because heaven knows they never just attack Israel. It’s always a “retaliation” even if it is an operation that clearly took weeks to plan and is in “retaliation” for an arrest the day before.

    The militant group identified its slain figure as Mahmoud al-Mabhouh, one of the founders of Hamas’ military wing.

    As opposed to their Widows and Orphans Humanitarian and Education Wing.


  94. Silhouette
    96 | January 29, 2010 11:14 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    It is snowing here. Nothing is accumulating, but it is snowing.

    Someone with a window just informed me. Great, now I can cancel that lawyer. ;-)


  95. Bumr50
    97 | January 29, 2010 11:14 am

    @ Nevergiveup:

    El – vir – A!


  96. 98 | January 29, 2010 11:15 am

    @ Nevergiveup:

    Yes. Home of the manhatten Project and a big Peace Bell. The bell is kinda cool. I like Japanese architecture.


  97. Nevergiveup
    99 | January 29, 2010 11:17 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    @ Nevergiveup:

    Yes. Home of the manhatten Project and a big Peace Bell. The bell is kinda cool. I like Japanese architecture.

    History baby History


  98. Speranza
    100 | January 29, 2010 11:17 am

    @ vagabond trader:
    Thanks for the email. I wrote back to you.Silhouette wrote:

    Hamas accused Israeli agents of assassinating one of the Palestinian militant group’s veteran operatives, and vowed to retaliate.
    Because heaven knows they never just attack Israel. It’s always a “retaliation” even if it is an operation that clearly took weeks to plan and is in “retaliation” for an arrest the day before.
    The militant group identified its slain figure as Mahmoud al-Mabhouh, one of the founders of Hamas’ military wing.
    As opposed to their Widows and Orphans Humanitarian and Education Wing.

    There is nothing those maniacs would not do to Israel if they could. If having big mouths were a weapon – they would conquer the world. All Hams people need to be killed – don’t bother with taking them prisoner.


  99. Miss Trixie
    101 | January 29, 2010 11:17 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    @ Silhouette:
    It is snowing here. Nothing is accumulating, but it is snowing.

    Dude. I’ll take that any day over the deep freeze we’re in today. Loads of sunshine but that howling, icy wind from the North cuts right to the bone in -8F temps make doing anything outside impossible.

    Looks like a good night for a roaring fire and old movies. :)


  100. 102 | January 29, 2010 11:18 am

    special on some channel on presidental pets.

    FDR wouldn’t feed his dog until it rolled over, stood up on hind legs and shook hands.

    remember that image, lefties….. sure, the left promises to give you free stuff…. but what will you have to do to GET that free stuff?


  101. Silhouette
    103 | January 29, 2010 11:18 am

    Nevergiveup wrote:

    Tenn?

    Iron and I are about 2 miles away from each other here.


  102. grambo
    104 | January 29, 2010 11:19 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    @ Silhouette:
    It is snowing here. Nothing is accumulating, but it is snowing.

    Patience. We’ve got one – going on two inches here in Mt. Juliet. No sign of slowing down. Headed your way.


  103. 105 | January 29, 2010 11:20 am

    @ Speranza:

    Tell that to the 50+ Democrats who are pressuring President Obama to strong arm Israel.


  104. Nevergiveup
    106 | January 29, 2010 11:20 am

    Silhouette wrote:

    Nevergiveup wrote:

    Tenn?

    Iron and I are about 2 miles away from each other here.

    Never been there. One day One day. Closest I got was Roanoke VA


  105. Beltfed
    107 | January 29, 2010 11:22 am

    LanceKates @ 69:

    she’s going to Mecca?

    Nah, I think she went to visit these guys for spiritual advise.


  106. 108 | January 29, 2010 11:22 am

    WrathofG-d wrote:

    @ Speranza:
    Tell that to the 50+ Democrats who are pressuring President Obama to strong arm Israel.

    While the United States is, pehaps, the best ally Israel has….. this Administration is not.


  107. Poteen
    109 | January 29, 2010 11:23 am

    @ Beltfed:

    She could have fed everybody in the Superdome for a week.


  108. Beltfed
    110 | January 29, 2010 11:23 am

    Silhouette @ 71:

    Yet it is nearly 2pm and not a flake.

    Go over to 1.0, lots of flakes there. lol


  109. wolfie
    111 | January 29, 2010 11:24 am

    This must be hillbilly hour here!
    (No snow here in SW Va yet, but it looks threatening.)


  110. 112 | January 29, 2010 11:24 am

    @ LanceKates:

    I am watching for a trend. The Jews of J-Street and their naive traitorous ilk, will unfortunately reap – along with the rest of us – what they sow now by parroting the talking points of our enemies.


  111. Eliana
    113 | January 29, 2010 11:24 am

    North Carolina is expecting a snow storm later today, too.


  112. chickadee
    114 | January 29, 2010 11:25 am

    Albore is going to have the mother of all nervous break downs soon. The weather is so hostile to him.
    He must be so confused and devastated. He’s being robbed again.
    Again.


  113. 115 | January 29, 2010 11:26 am

    @ Beltfed:

    Wherever she went, I hope it betters her life.

    She needs balance.


  114. Poteen
    116 | January 29, 2010 11:26 am

    Beltfed wrote:

    LanceKates @ 69:
    she’s going to Mecca?
    Nah, I think she went to visit these guys for spiritual advise.

    You musta hit yer head really hard./////


  115. Eliana
    117 | January 29, 2010 11:29 am

    The proggies are saying that this is the warmest winter in living memory because of how they define “warm” in the winter. They choose the 15 warmest temps and all of these came in November. So they are declaring this winter as horribly warm (dangerously warm).

    They would get this message out more often but they keep being snowed in and the fuel lines to their SUVs and private planes keep freezing.

    Poor proggies. They never get a break. :-(


  116. grambo
    118 | January 29, 2010 11:29 am

    Eliana wrote:

    North Carolina is expecting a snow storm later today, too.

    Same one. We’re shoving it that way ….


  117. Eliana
    119 | January 29, 2010 11:31 am

    @ grambo:

    North Carolina is expecting a snow storm later today, too.

    Same one. We’re shoving it that way ….

    Thanks for sharing! :-)


  118. Speranza
    120 | January 29, 2010 11:32 am

    WrathofG-d wrote:

    Tell that to the 50+ Democrats who are pressuring President Obama to strong arm Israel.

    It will have no effect whatsoever (their letter).


  119. Celer Silens Mortalis
    121 | January 29, 2010 11:33 am

    All you people anticipating snow and cold weather should come to Montana.We can guarantee both on pretty much a daily basis.

    Wind chill here is -28
    Good news it’s only really 4


  120. vagabond trader
    122 | January 29, 2010 11:33 am

    @ chickadee:

    Hussein actually said that? LOL, now he knows that we know what he thinks we clingers don’t know. Ya know?


  121. Speranza
    123 | January 29, 2010 11:34 am

    @ Celer Silens Mortalis:
    I loved Montana, South Dakota and Wyoming – of course I was there in August 1992.


  122. Silhouette
    124 | January 29, 2010 11:35 am

    wolfie wrote:

    This must be hillbilly hour here!

    Always! ;-)


  123. 125 | January 29, 2010 11:35 am

    Speranza wrote:

    It will have no effect whatsoever (their letter).

    No it won’t, but to me that isn’t the point. It might not change Obama, but it shows a trend, and sends a message when 50+ Democrat congresspeople come out in favor of Hamas over Israel.


  124. Speranza
    126 | January 29, 2010 11:35 am

    vagabond trader wrote:

    @ chickadee:
    Hussein actually said that? LOL, now he knows that we know what he thinks we clingers don’t know. Ya know?

    I can see BHO as some left-wing third world dictator., Someone on the similar to Lumumba, Nasser, Sukarno.


  125. snork
    127 | January 29, 2010 11:35 am

    Eliana wrote:

    @ snork:
    Are we sure that he isn’t engaged to one of his cultist minions?

    I didn’t say that. I suspect that that is true, but the relationship may have come before the cult membership came, if you get my drift.


  126. GrandJunctionite
    128 | January 29, 2010 11:36 am

    teh one is talking to the GOP retreat if anyone cares to watch.


    CSPAN


  127. 129 | January 29, 2010 11:36 am

    @ Beltfed:

    toucinho

    We call it tocino!


  128. 130 | January 29, 2010 11:36 am

    Our very own HAMAS 54

    The 54 Congressmen who signed this letter are:

    Arizona
    Raul Grijalva: 202-225-2435

    California
    Lois Capps: 202-225-3601
    Sam Farr: 202-225-2861
    Bob Filner: 202-225-8045
    Barbara Lee: 202-225-2661
    Loretta Sanchez: 202-225-2965
    Pete Stark: 202-225-5065
    Michael Honda: 202-225-2631
    Lynn Woolsey: 202-225-5161
    Jackie Speier: 202-225-3531
    Diane Watson: 202-225-7084
    George Miller: 202-225-2095

    Connecticut
    Jim Himes: 202-225-5541

    Indiana
    Andre Carson: 202-225-4011

    Iowa
    Bruce Braley: 202-225-2911

    Kentucky
    John Yarmuth: 202-225-5401

    Maryland
    Elijah Cummings: 202-225-4741
    Donna Edwards: 202-225-8699

    Massachusetts
    Michael Capuano: 202-225-5111
    William Delahunt: 202-225-3111
    Jim McGovern: 202-225-6101
    John Tierney: 202-225-8020
    John Olver: 202-225-5335
    Stephen Lynch: 202-225-8273

    Michigan
    John Conyers: 202-225-5126
    John Dingell: 202-225-4071
    Carolyn Kilpatrick: 202-225-2261

    Minnesota
    Keith Ellison: 202-225-4755
    Betty McCollum: 202-225-6631
    James Oberstar: 202-225-6211

    New Jersey
    Donald Payne: 202-225-3436
    Rush Holt: 202-202-225-5801
    Bill Pascrell: 202-225-5751

    New York
    Yvette Clarke: 202-225-6231
    Maurice Hinchey: 202-225-6335
    Paul Tonko: 202-225-5076
    Eric Massa: 202-225-3161

    North Carolina
    David Price: 202-225-1784

    Ohio
    Mary Jo Kilroy: 202-225-2015
    Marcy Kaptur: 202-225-4146

    Oregon
    Earl Blumenauer: 202-225-4811
    Peter DeFazio: 202-225-6416

    Pennsylvania
    Chaka Fattah: 202-225-4001
    Joe Sestak: 202-225-2011

    Vermont
    Peter Welch: 202-225-4115

    Virginia
    Jim Moran: 202-225-4376
    Glenn Nye: 202-225-4215

    Washington
    Jim McDermott: 202-225-3106
    Adam Smith: 202-225-8901
    Jay Inslee: 202-225-6311
    Brian Baird: 202-225-3536

    West Virginia
    Nick Rahall: 202-225-3452

    Wisconsin
    Tammy Baldwin: 202-225-2906
    Gwen Moore:202-225-4572


  129. Speranza
    131 | January 29, 2010 11:37 am

    snork wrote:

    I didn’t say that. I suspect that that is true, but the relationship may have come before the cult membership came, if you get my drift.

    I think she played a major part in his reverting to Leftism.


  130. Celer Silens Mortalis
    132 | January 29, 2010 11:37 am

    @ Speranza:
    Winter starts in late September and lasts until April
    Other then that this is the very best place to live.


  131. Silhouette
    133 | January 29, 2010 11:38 am

    NEWARK, N.J. — A man who authorities say had a cache of weapons and a map of an Army base in a New Jersey motel room is due in court on Friday.

    Lloyd Woodson was arrested Monday after a convenience store clerk in Branchburg called police to report he was acting strangely.

    Police say Woodson was wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying an assault rifle. Officers found weapons including a grenade launcher and a map of New York’s Fort Drum in his motel room.

    P


  132. vagabond trader
    134 | January 29, 2010 11:39 am

    @ Speranza:

    Nassar would have laughed at the girlie man.


  133. chickadee
    135 | January 29, 2010 11:39 am

    vagabond trader wrote:

    @ chickadee:

    Hussein actually said that? LOL, now he knows that we know what he thinks we clingers don’t know. Ya know?

    Rush played the clip earlier. What is Zero up to? Hiding in plain sight or something. LOL
    He knows we know.


  134. NoThreat2U
    136 | January 29, 2010 11:39 am

    @ grambo:
    My two lovely nieces attend Mount Juliet High


  135. Speranza
    137 | January 29, 2010 11:39 am

    @ WrathofG-d:
    at least 1/2 of those names aer Arab-Americans (Nick Rahall, mary Kaptur, etc) or hard core lefties such as Maurice Hinchley, John Conyers and Pete Stark. Nothing to see there. Move on. Don’t waste excersizing your dialing finger.


  136. Silhouette
    138 | January 29, 2010 11:40 am

    @ Silhouette :P ay no attention to the keffiyah in his hotel room. In fact, don’t mention the m-word or the i-word at all.

    And I’m sure the media would be equally as witholding of such details if he had a Tea Party flag or O’Reilly’s latest book in his room.


  137. Speranza
    139 | January 29, 2010 11:40 am

    vagabond trader wrote:

    @ Speranza:
    Nassar would have laughed at the girlie man.

    He would. He was a beast but a man who could spot weaknesses.


  138. vagabond trader
    140 | January 29, 2010 11:41 am

    @ WrathofG-d:

    You forgot to put the “D” beside each and every name.Show that to your libral zionist friends.


  139. Speranza
    141 | January 29, 2010 11:42 am

    Celer Silens Mortalis wrote:

    @ Speranza:
    Winter starts in late September and lasts until April
    Other then that this is the very best place to live.

    Really nice people there. That is what struck me. Loved visiting the Little Bighorn.


  140. 142 | January 29, 2010 11:43 am

    @ WrathofG-d:

    I’d like to point out that Oklahoma is not on that list.


  141. grambo
    143 | January 29, 2010 11:43 am

    WrathofG-d wrote:

    Speranza wrote:
    It will have no effect whatsoever (their letter).
    No it won’t, but to me that isn’t the point. It might not change Obama, but it shows a trend, and sends a message when 50+ Democrat congresspeople come out in favor of Hamas over Israel.

    You know, I’ve given that general subject some thought over the years. I’ve lived in West Africa, Europe, Central America …. and my overall impression is that most folks don’t think of our government so much when they think about America as they do US – the 80% of us who either think right or don’t think much, but are of good heart. The world knows we’re here regardless of what J Street or Zero do.


  142. vagabond trader
    144 | January 29, 2010 11:46 am

    @ Speranza:

    Surprised Kucinich and Saunders aren’t on the list.


  143. Celer Silens Mortalis
    145 | January 29, 2010 11:47 am

    @ Speranza:
    There aren’t that many of us ,but we try to be welcomming.


  144. grambo
    146 | January 29, 2010 11:51 am

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ grambo:
    My two lovely nieces attend Mount Juliet High

    Our boys are grown and went to school out in Cookeville. That said, I’ve the impression that MJH retains the qualities that we’d want in a public school. As you may know, it’s a solid middle-class town. We moved here three years ago (from Honduras) and are quite content.


  145. Speranza
    147 | January 29, 2010 11:52 am

    vagabond trader wrote:

    @ Speranza:
    Surprised Kucinich and Saunders aren’t on the list.

    yeah how could they have missed Dennis the K.


  146. grambo
    148 | January 29, 2010 11:52 am

    LanceKates wrote:

    @ WrathofG-d:
    I’d like to point out that Oklahoma is not on that list.

    Neither is Tennessee


  147. Beltfed
    149 | January 29, 2010 11:55 am

    Rodan @ 129:

    We call it tocino!

    Same thing, I love it with eggs or just fried in a sandwich.


  148. Silhouette
    150 | January 29, 2010 11:59 am

    Boo. Obama kills Yucca Mt. Going to take 2 years to think about a new site.

    I guess coal isn’t the only energy source he promises to end.


  149. chickadee
    151 | January 29, 2010 12:03 pm

    Rush just said Zero wants to move the KSM trial from lower Manhattan to Governor’s Island? WTF?
    It’s a half mile from the tip of Manhattan. STFU Zero.


  150. 152 | January 29, 2010 12:04 pm

    vagabond trader wrote:

    @ Speranza:
    Surprised Kucinich and Saunders aren’t on the list.

    Kucinich is too busy trying to get more people on social security to open up jobs for the unemployed.

    He seems to believe that the answer to our unemployment is to have people live on social security.


  151. Silhouette
    154 | January 29, 2010 12:07 pm

    HuffPo readers only 1 1/2 years behind us. Realize that Obama = Jimmy Carter 2.0


  152. wolfie
    155 | January 29, 2010 12:08 pm

    @ Silhouette:

    But, but, but he said in his speech we could start building nuclear plants!

    I actually had a gliberal acquaintance throw that promise of nuclear power development in my face yesterday. When he insisted that Obama was being sincere, I offered him a bet with 10 to 1 odds in his favor. He wouldn’t put his money where Obama’s mouth was.


  153. Beltfed
    156 | January 29, 2010 12:08 pm

    LanceKates @ 142:

    Wish I could say the same for NJ.


  154. 157 | January 29, 2010 12:09 pm

    Beltfed wrote:

    Silhouette @ 138:
    Lloyd Woodson is a Navy veteran who was a deserter and also deserted his wife children.
    The man is a mental case.

    he had guns, I’m sure that was the cause of the problem.

    / Lefty.


  155. buzzsawmonkey
    158 | January 29, 2010 12:10 pm

    @ wolfie:

    “gliberal” is good.


  156. Speranza
    159 | January 29, 2010 12:10 pm

    Silhouette wrote:

    HuffPo readers only 1 1/2 years behind us. Realize that Obama = Jimmy Carter 2.0

    except that they probably think that that is a good thing – being like carter.


  157. vagabond trader
    160 | January 29, 2010 12:11 pm

    @ wolfie:

    Poor deluded librals. Yeah, we’ll have nuke plants and off shore drilling just as soon as the enviro ninnies give Barry the go ahead./


  158. Speranza
    161 | January 29, 2010 12:11 pm

    Beltfed wrote:

    Silhouette @ 138:
    Lloyd Woodson is a Navy veteran who was a deserter and also deserted his wife children.
    The man is a mental case.

    He looks like a sociopath.


  159. 162 | January 29, 2010 12:11 pm

    Silhouette wrote:

    HuffPo readers only 1 1/2 years behind us. Realize that Obama = Jimmy Carter 2.0

    jew-hate and all.


  160. Silhouette
    163 | January 29, 2010 12:12 pm

    @ Beltfed:

    I’m just commenting on the fact that the story gives a paragraph to his military career, four paragraphs to his homelife, but only gives one sentence to the keffiyah in his room. The reporter doesn’t feel the need to follow that subject with further inquiry.


  161. Speranza
    164 | January 29, 2010 12:12 pm

    grambo wrote:

    LanceKates wrote:
    @ WrathofG-d:
    I’d like to point out that Oklahoma is not on that list.

    Neither is Tennessee

    The much derided “fly over” country has a lot of common sense.


  162. 165 | January 29, 2010 12:12 pm

    @ WrathofG-d:

    They are all Progressives, any shocker? Plus they recieve Saudi money.


  163. wolfie
    166 | January 29, 2010 12:13 pm

    @ buzzsawmonkey:

    I stole that from my father!


  164. Formercorpsman
    167 | January 29, 2010 12:18 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Woke up this mornin’
    With my pork right in my hand
    Woke up this mornin’
    With my pork right in my hand
    If you can’t send me a woman
    Send me a sissy man
    —”Sissy Man Blues,” late 1920s

    You do it every time.

    I’m strolling through the comments, trying to get up to speed, and you throw these out there.

    I’ll keep laughing at that for about 2 hours.

    Calling you the cerebral sniper from now on.


  165. buzzsawmonkey
    168 | January 29, 2010 12:20 pm

    @ Formercorpsman:

    That’s from a real 1920s blues song by that name; I can’t claim any credit except for knowing it.


  166. Formercorpsman
    169 | January 29, 2010 12:21 pm

    Cristina, I have a hard time believing this.

    I’ll be over for dinner around 7:30.


  167. chickadee
    170 | January 29, 2010 12:21 pm

    Regular Americans do not have the same love and compassion for the KSM posse of killers that Zero has.
    I wonder why he has no lackeys around him who can make him understand this. We want these terrorists out of civilian cts. on U.S. soil and tried before military tribunals. And then summarily executed.
    If Zero keeps coddling these muzz jihadis he is going to alienate most of the people in this country.
    Zero, in his blind stubbornness, is a very dangerous person.


  168. grambo
    171 | January 29, 2010 12:22 pm

    Speranza wrote:

    Silhouette wrote:
    HuffPo readers only 1 1/2 years behind us. Realize that Obama = Jimmy Carter 2.0

    except that they probably think that that is a good thing – being like carter.

    I read some of the comments. Bleaaaahhhhh! ….. Blame Bush, Blame Bush, give him time, yadda yadda yadda


  169. grambo
    172 | January 29, 2010 12:25 pm

    Speranza wrote:

    grambo wrote:
    LanceKates wrote:
    @ WrathofG-d:
    I’d like to point out that Oklahoma is not on that list.
    Neither is Tennessee

    The much derided “fly over” country has a lot of common sense.

    Good thing, too, ’cause we’re heavily armed!

    /he,he,he


  170. 173 | January 29, 2010 12:26 pm

    @ Rodan:

    No shocker at all. I read that they are all closely involved with CAIR and thus the Muslim Brotherhood, and that this was lead by Keith Ellison.

    The Islamist ties to our Government are baring fruit I guess.


  171. orangecrush
    174 | January 29, 2010 12:26 pm

    @ 121 Celer Silens Mortalis: I can remember walking outside and thinking a windless 17 degree F was a heat wave. After weeks of wearing three coats, 2 sets of gloves, long johns, jeans, stocking cap under the baseball cap.


  172. orangecrush
    175 | January 29, 2010 12:30 pm

    I’d like to thank all the New York State, Florida, Kentucky, and Arizona federal income tax payers for paying the 590 millions for Seattle’s new high speed rail line. In these financially stretched budget times, thank you thank you other citizens of the U.S. for the pork. Please keep working hard and paying your taxes on time, we will need to return for more once we spend all this dough and still don’t have high speed rail.


  173. buzzsawmonkey
    176 | January 29, 2010 12:32 pm

    orangecrush wrote:

    I’d like to thank all the New York State, Florida, Kentucky, and Arizona federal income tax payers for paying the 590 millions for Seattle’s new high speed rail line. In these financially stretched budget times, thank you thank you other citizens of the U.S. for the pork. Please keep working hard and paying your taxes on time, we will need to return for more once we spend all this dough and still don’t have high speed rail.

    See #58, prior thread.


  174. Beltfed
    177 | January 29, 2010 12:32 pm

    Silhouette @ 163:

    I’m just commenting on the fact that the story gives a paragraph to his military career, four paragraphs to his homelife, but only gives one sentence to the keffiyah in his room. The reporter doesn’t feel the need to follow that subject with further inquiry.

    It’s a religion of peace, why bother with details. //


  175. vagabond trader
    178 | January 29, 2010 12:33 pm

    @ orangecrush:

    Fascists love them railroads.


  176. orangecrush
    179 | January 29, 2010 12:36 pm

    @ buzzsawmonkey:
    lol


  177. wolfie
    180 | January 29, 2010 12:36 pm

    @ WrathofG-d:

    When it comes to charity and generosity —helping in Haiti, for example — the rich Islamic countries come up empty. Yet they pour tens of millions into our universities, think tanks, and NGOs.
    They aren’t stupid.


  178. 181 | January 29, 2010 12:36 pm

    @ orangecrush:

    Funny. As one in CA, I hope the same thanks from Nevada after we spend millions + creating a fast rail to Las Vegas.


  179. 182 | January 29, 2010 12:38 pm

    wolfie wrote:

    @ WrathofG-d:
    When it comes to charity and generosity —helping in Haiti, for example — the rich Islamic countries come up empty. Yet they pour tens of millions into our universities, think tanks, and NGOs.
    They aren’t stupid.

    No they aren’t. They don’t need to spend money in Haiti, etc., because they can conquer them if need be. The U.S. and other strong Western nations require a different tactic.


  180. vapig
    183 | January 29, 2010 12:38 pm

    @ WrathofG-d:

    Wrath – good to see your moniker back!


  181. vapig
    184 | January 29, 2010 12:38 pm

    @ vagabond trader:

    {{VT}} – I just left you a message in FB.


  182. 185 | January 29, 2010 12:42 pm

    vapig wrote:

    @ WrathofG-d:
    Wrath – good to see your moniker back!

    Thank you. Its not just the moniker though. I’m 100% back, and ready to move forward!

    :)


  183. 186 | January 29, 2010 12:42 pm

    @ grambo:

    both of which are likely why ‘flyover country’ gets ignored by the Coasters.


  184. song_and_dance_man
    187 | January 29, 2010 12:43 pm

    Wrath,

    check your email


  185. 188 | January 29, 2010 12:44 pm

    @ WrathofG-d:

    yes you are, I almost did it by myself, but thought that two wrongs don’t make a right and discussed it with other admins, turns out I wasn’t the only one who thought it would be a good idea. heh.


  186. Macker
    189 | January 29, 2010 12:46 pm

    @ snork:

    Is that photo from Canada, eh?


  187. 190 | January 29, 2010 12:48 pm

    song_and_dance_man wrote:

    Wrath,
    check your email

    I did. & replied.


  188. 191 | January 29, 2010 12:50 pm

    @ LanceKates:

    I’m glad to be back and very hopeful and excited about the future of The Blogmocracy!

    I was joking with someone else and stated that since we have in a way used the story line of The United States as the backdrop of The Blogmocracy (see “About”, “Faq”, etc.) where LGF was England, and we were the Revolutionaries (Americans), I consider this flare up as our Civil War. Thus, it only gets much, much better from here.

    :P


  189. 192 | January 29, 2010 12:51 pm

    @ WrathofG-d:

    yeah, but this time the Federal Government (us) won’t take over and expand our power until, at one point, we’ll post comments for our commentors.

    *grin*

    so it’ll be even better.


  190. 193 | January 29, 2010 12:55 pm

    @ WrathofG-d:


    The Islamist ties to our Government are baring fruit I guess.

    Told you!
    It will just get worse if we continue to let these people in!


  191. 194 | January 29, 2010 12:57 pm

    @ WrathofG-d:

    You got it, we need a purge of our governmnet and get rid of all islamic influence.


  192. calcajun
    195 | January 29, 2010 1:53 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    @ calcajun:
    I love the classics.

    Remember, if you can’t be
    with the one you love
    Love the one you’re with.


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