In case it’s not obvious, that’s Mr. Dinnerjacket. And this is an open thread.
Caption This
by snork ( 166 Comments › )Filed under Ahmadinejad, Caption This, Iran, Open thread at February 7th, 2010 - 8:00 pm
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We're not easily offended and don't want people to think they have to walk on eggshells around here (like at another place that shall remain nameless) but of course, there is a limit to everything.
Play nice!
i cant caption!
i’m laughing too hard!
Now where’s my snorkel?
‘introducing the new action Ahmadinejad action figure, with 3D vision and Kung Fu grip’
‘introducing the new Ahmadinejad action figure, with 3D vision and Kung Fu grip’
….”Members Only jacket; check. Sexy stubble beard; check. Cool shades; check.
We are wild and crazy guys!”
If you wear these goggles, you can see the 12th imam in the well.
-wait till mohammar and hugo see these hip new sunglasses, they will be soooo jealous!
Ringo’s yellow submarine escape gear.
These will protect you from the Jewish hair rays.
My Eyes! The Goggles! They do NOTHING!
“I hope the blue things kill all the American imperialists.”
Hey guys, we have to wear these if we’re going to meet the groovy chunky blogger.
- i am totally hot in these shades, wait till the 72 virgins see me!
“The soon-to-be inhabitants of Hell try on their special goggles so they can see…”
Yeah: they know where they’re going.
~Norsk Troll
And Jon Carey thought he looked cool dressed up like a sperm.
Btw, how funny is the Chubmeister’s “CRU Death-Threats”-post?
Me, I busted a gut reading that thread just now. But, I’m easily amused.
-tony curtis wore these in ‘those magnificent men and their flying machines’
take 2:
“Avatar! Pandora! Not real? Death to Hollywood!”
ROTFLMAO at the captions here. I wish that I had the sense of humor that you folk have.
@ coldwarrior:
@ IslandLibertarian:
Gentlemen, we don’t have money in our budget for a submarine, but…
Hey guys, you can see through burkas with these things.
@ snork:
I’m too sexy for my goggles…too sexy for my goggles…too sexy…too sexy…
@ Canoe Convoy:
it writes itself.
-micheal phelps swims HOW FAST?
coldwarrior wrote:
One description of the Dark-Eyed [maidens]: ‘If one of the women of Paradise would look towards the earth, she would light up everything between heaven and earth.’ [Sahih Bukhari, 6199]
If we could capture some of them maybe if they squinted and looked only through one eye they would make great light-house
keeperscompanions and help out at the airports. If you married one you’d never have to buy headlights again. Then again, you wouldn’t want to get her pissed off and laying in bed at night with her eyes open while you were trying to get some shut-eye.They’re getting ready to try out the new world’s-largest tanning salon (formerly known as Israel).
I’m unit 37 of 63.
deleted wrote:
hopefully not…but sadly you may be dead on
@ mjazz:
when their eyes burn out, do they need special disposal like the cfl’s
-that son of a bitch Rodan told me if i wore these i could pick up chicks.
And over here is our centrifuge section, where we have Charles Johnson and his hamsters, who have been doing a lot of spinning lately.
What is who dat?
bwhawwaaaaahhhhhh!
teacake wrote:
WHO DAT!!!!
howz it feel!
and for the last:
“Holy Iman in the well Ayatollah, I am as dumb as I look!”
/vaporize the twit…
Shit. Those elastomerically propelled cruise missiles just don’t have the range we need.
snork wrote:
heheheh rubber bands
“respect my athoritie”
/ cartman voice off
coldwarrior wrote:
The city is going nuts! LOLOL All along the bus ride home people are dancing in the streets, cars honking, everyone is ecstatic!
Amir, I don’t think exploding camels are the way to go.
Dinner Jacket and Pals prepare to watch Trinity and Beyond….with emphasis on Beyond….
I’m swimming in my “who-dat” celebratory cups so I think
allI’ll stagger toward the door. G’night.Hamid, what’s that thing up there that looks like a giant snowflake?
@ teacake:
enjoy it, go to the parade, dance in the streets!
huckfunn wrote:
oh yeah, i’m making a hurricane to finish it off
hey snork, does it say what they are doing in this pic?
coldwarrior wrote:
Well, make it a small one, bud (hic-belch-stagger) an’ hit me right hear… (shuffle-stumble)
huckfunn wrote:
buncha drunks!
@ coldwarrior:
I’m home now cw. lol but to be honest, all i could think about was how much fun my ex was having and wondering who was at his party enjoying this moment with him. (sniffle)
teacake wrote:
@ coldwarrior:
They seem to be implying that it’s something to do with the nuke works, but I can’t imagine anything that those things would help with. They’re not on very tight, if they’re supposed to eye protection against acid or something like that.
Caption: “we finally got a hold of those super secret zionist glasses and they are only good for 3D movies?”
coldwarrior wrote:
i could kill this laptop…
anyway, dont focus on that. exes are exes. enjoy this 4 yourself. (i have some exes too, so i get it)
teacake wrote:
better
Oh well, wanted to check in before i pass out! lolol had a few too many beers so I’m off to bed now. The Saint are #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That last touch down was unbelievable!!!!!!!! LOLOL
snork wrote:
i’m obvioulsy missing something, they look like 3d swimmers or skiing goggles
G’nite CW
snork wrote:
Dang. Beat me to it.
“For his second wish, Mahmood asked the genii for glasses allowing him to ‘un-see’ what’s beneath the burkas.”
coldwarrior wrote:
NO! Secret Zionist glasses, silly.
teacake wrote:
night!
you are going to have a fun week in the crescent city.
i am jealous
@ Bunk X:
Okay, that was really good and with that, good night. lol
Bunk X wrote:
Damn! I still can’t see through her burka.
Dang, Fareed. Women really have hair there?
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
he just doesn’t know how to use them the right way
snork wrote:
they are for some improved vision thing, not protection, the lenses are different in each eye
snork wrote:
Bunk X wrote:
hey, i want to ask u something
Avatar was worth the money. Now let’s go take care of the jooosss!!!
@ Bunk X:
LMAO here in Wisc. @ you guys. Damn.
MSMediacritic wrote:
and that might be the winner!
coldwarrior wrote:
Axe away.
Do you think this makes me look fat?
Bunk X wrote:
we need some ‘fuldkommen gak’ t shirts with logo.
we dont really have a logo tho…
i need ideas and prices
Farouk, get me some of that dilithium stuff.
Canoe Convoy wrote:
where in WI?
MSMediacritic wrote:
i dont recognize that nick…cool!
welcome aboard, and all that
-what do you mean the don johnson look is out?!?
@ coldwarrior:
I’ll see what I can come up with. Drop me an email and I’ll send you something.
TV Mike of Willy Wonka fame all grown up and with a beard no less.
@ gulfloafer:
Maybe they can find a way to teleport him to hell?
-dammit! the saints won the super bowl, i lost my bet. now i have to wear these stupid goggles. fahtwa against the mannings
I am waiting for Dark_Falcon’s caption before I vote for a winner here.
Dark_Falcon is such a funny guy he is bound to win it!
Bunk X wrote:
email the blog attn M or rodan, they will forward to me.
then we can talk
Possum wrote:
dude, you hate that guy!
so do i
gulfloafer wrote:
right on!
Jordan’s King Abdullah is asking Obama for his “undivided attention” when it comes to hassling Israel on behalf of the Arab world.
Abdullah said at the beginning of 2008 that there was only one year left to make peace (or else!)
Now he’s saying that there’s only one month left to get the talks started again (or else!)
They all seem to ignore the fact that it’s the “Palestinians” who are refusing to talk to Israel (not the other way around). Not that the talks would do any good, of course. The Arabs can’t imagine a universe where Israel won’t be forced to turn 500,000 Jewish men, women and children into homeless refugees in their own country.
If this doesn’t happen asap, the Arab world is threatening to hold their breaths ’til they turn blue. Go right ahead, Abdullah, etc.
Jordan urges US to push ME peace
coldwarrior wrote:
Can we use the Cone of Silence? I’ve always wanted to do that.
Bunk X wrote:
Are you a conehead?
Bunk X wrote:
think tshirt like we discussed.
input will be from the members here, we’ll need a logo…
♪ They tell us that we lost our tails
Evolving up from little snails.
I say it’s all just wind an sails.
Are we not men? We are Devo. ♪
Bunk X wrote:
we had a room of silence at state dept in berlin. it looked like a huge cone of silence form get smart
♪ They tell us that we lost our tails
Evolving up from little snails.
I say it’s all just wind and sails.
Are we not men? We are Devo. ♪
I really should proof-read before clicking submit.
snork wrote:
Dat you, Beldar?
Umm… good but not up to his usual standard. Oh well.
Bill Jenkins wrote:
Mongoloid.
Bill Jenkins wrote:
WOW!!!
devo.
Bill Jenkins wrote:
How about some timbuk 3?
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they’re only getting better
I’m doing all right, getting good grades
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades,
I gotta wear shades
@ Eliana:
oh, seething arabs…
yeah, we’ll get right on that
gulfloafer wrote:
“Fifty-thou a year can buy a lotta beer.”
Bunk X wrote:
you’d hate the actual operational ’silent’ rooms.
they are made of double walled plexiglass and have massive amounts of air moving through them, the superstructure that surrounds these rooms are even more PITA
Bunk X wrote:
we need an idea for a logo…know anyone who can draw?
coldwarrior wrote:
Actually, stuff like that interests me, like this facility. [Minor blogwhoring alert but it's not blogwhoring when it's related to the discussion and it's very very cool.]
@ coldwarrior:
I know someone who can take pictures.
Bunk X wrote:
back in the day it was called combat in cities, my unit pioneered the doctrine that is used today.
we wrote the manual
gulfloafer wrote:
Bunk X wrote:
WE NEED A DAMN LOGO
@ Bunk X:
its ok for u to blog pimp here, u add to the discussion.
i have problems with drive by whores.
@ Bunk X:
and i love the donnas!♠
coldwarrior wrote:
Yeah. ME.
Bunk X wrote:
that was my point…
any ideas
@ coldwarrior:
I’ll be in the Fuldkommen Gak Department tomorrow.
Kukkuk!
coldwarrior wrote:
Why don’t you just use the banner at the top of the page?
Bunk X wrote:
i cant wait for the logo ideas.
gulfloafer wrote:
we could, but its too hard to read at a distance, and the other images are very generic.
loading up Endeavor
gulfloafer wrote:
That’s the easiest and most obvious solution.
mawskrat wrote:
oh shit…when are they off?
Bunk X wrote:
honestly? that isnt what i’d pick
coldwarrior wrote:
Someone on board owe you money?
@ coldwarrior:
K.I.S.S
Remember G. Bush pictures modified by leftist websites so they looked like a chimp?
Latest hissyness from the left is someone modified a picture of Michelle Obama to look like a chimp and posted it. Google censored it (see the screen capture at that site). Note that Google never censored any of the racist modified pictures of ‘Chimphitler’ or Condoleezza Rice.
Four days later after that posting, I just did (Feb. 8th) the search for “Michelle Obama” on http://images.google.com and the 1st result was the chimp picture (not censored). It was to a site just commenting on the image:
http://emptysuit.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/michelle-obama-chimp-image-on-google/
Interesting this comes up Number One for “Michelle Obama”, considering all the MSM media putting out puff-pieces for the First Lady. I find it hard to believe that Time-Newsweek-NYT-People-CBS-ABC-… etc.-etc. don’t have a bigger reach than the “emptysuit” blog. Why?
I also see the Google advert for “Offensive Results”.
Me, I’ve changed my default home page to Bing. I trust Microsoft more than Google (not saying much). If your IP traces to an American server on Veterans, Flag Day, July 4th, Thanksgiving, etc. Bing displays American iconic pictures. Google doesn’t. Also, Bing gives an unbiased suggestion completion to the phrase “Islam is…” when you type it in. Google doesn’t.
Pres: “Now my Elton John disguise is complete…. now I will infiltrate the great satan!”
coldwarrior wrote:
I didn’t say “best.” It’d be easy to just take the Blogmocracy title/font style by itself. I’ll doodle up some options. It’s not like I have any real work to do…
Bunk X wrote:
the mission specialist owes me, the colts didnt cover!
@ Bunk X:
the ‘fuldkommen gak’ will be the easy part
@ coldwarrior:
=)
LanceKates wrote:
he needs a duck costume to finish the look
Later gators. I gotta get up some time tomorrow.
Bunk X wrote:
i think i’m right on this
@ coldwarrior:
launch is at 4:14 AM…I never get tired of watching the
astronauts get on board the shuttle
NASATV
OT/ Eeeeeew:
Saudi Girl, 12, Married Off to 80-Year-Old Man
Caption for Dinnerjacket photo:
“I told you all in New York we have no homosexuals in Iran, and you laughed at me, but with these magic goggles, I see no homosexuals in Iran! As your Superman cannot see through lead, my special glasses make the effeminate invisible to the human eye!”
are you sure i am going to need to wear these glasses when i look towards israel in the future, i mean it’s over a thousand miles away,
surly the flash wont be that bright.
Bee-boo-beep-dooo-doo….music from “Close Encounters of The Third Kind”..ha ha ha ha ha
“Irradiate just my nuts, please”
Totally Off Topic but….
Has NASA finally managed to buy some decent cameras from Amazon?
The quality of the images on NASA TV today are outstanding.
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html
O.K. Caption.
“Some days being President of Iran is great, but some days I wish I was an astronaut. God speed Endeavor”
Utterly OT,
Britain’s Muslim Problem
Terror charge pair, Ditta and Mohammed unrepentant
SNIP
Caption:
Wow, these glasses are better than Enzyte, will have to pick up a pair for the little lady.
Lame, I know.
Morning all
Good Morning. “Ok, we put on these cool shades, get some beads & we cn party eith the Who Dat Nation.”
@ RIX:
Ewe kan sea, eye kan’t spel
Good morning everyone…
OK, I know, I guess I am just humor impaired this morning but, Ahmadinejad and company are wearing goggles designed to allow them to observe a above ground detonation of a nuclear device and we are making jokes about it why?
@ doriangrey:
for me, i know israel wont let it come to that.
at least i hope not.
Morning Dorian,
Because people would rather be feared than ridiculed, I suppose. That does not deny that the subject matter is serious. What is the great O doing about it? Blaming Bush for the state of the economy of course!
The future (atom bomb explosion) is so bright.
I gotta wear shades.
Timbuk 3 greetz amadinerjacket.
@ justin case:
Interesting place the Middle East,
Considering the ancient animosities between the Arabs and the Persians, I doubt if many Arabs are happy about it either.
@ African Moondog:
Linky
African Moondog wrote:
Eric Holder may have been more right then he knew when he said America was a country of cowards, it just isnt race we are cowards about confronting, it true evil we are cowards about confronting.
Ya know, I’m still disgusted that Obama intruded on the Super Bowl
with a highly partsan interview with Katie Couric.
It was completely inappropriate, buy I guess not surprising.
African Moondog wrote:
Bound and determined to destroy America from the inside out…
Now he invites Republicans to the table, all because of the election of Scott Brown.
Republicans want to start fronm scratch, since they were not involved in the beginning.
BHO says no, meaning that the Republicans have to accept this monstrosity in general or be crticised as obstructionists.
Bad deal.
outside of israel iran has the largest population of jews in the middle east.
i wouldent like to be in their shoes when israel does what it has to do.
OK, off to work, I leave you all with this thought. In 1937 Neville Chamberlains rhetoric of conciliation utterly failed to reduce Adolph Hitler’s thirst for power.
Ahmadinejad and the Ayatollahs propping him up have that exact same thirst for power and arrogance that Adolph Hitler had in 1937, Barack Obama is no Winston Churchill, he is a limp wristed weak Neville Chamberlain at best, may God have mercy on us for allowing him to be elected.
@ doriangrey:
the west doesent like to strike first, it’s always wait untill the enemy makes the first move. i think it’s from taking the moral high ground and playing cricket, oh and having jolly good form.
justin case the old thread murderer strikes again.
Looks like Lt. for life John F. Kerry has made a trip to Iran off the record ,,, it just could be his idea for this photo op..
and the photo is a bit out of focus, is that him in the back ground there to the right of dinner jacket???
Good news, the Federal Govenment in D.C is shut down today, so no new
spending bills.
The irony is lost on BHO & his allies that the cause is a Winter storm , while they plot to destroy what is left of the economy
to combat AGW.
India will end up the ones who have to deal with the Islamics.
Pakistain, Afganistain, Iran, Iraq, Saudi, other islamic countries all have it in for the Hindus, Buddist and the freedom in India.
India will need to middle east oil more than others and with China dealing with the islamics on the oil,, India is getting set up to have to fight.
India will need “the” middle east oil
Yup. Which is why India is working with Israel to improve their military capabilities.
I think it is a relationship that would work out well for both countries.
Regarding the A-jad goggles, the lenses are not dark enough for viewing a nuke blast. I think they are safety goggles for lasers. Aren’t there uranium enrichment processes that use lasers?
I sure miss John and George.