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Guest Blogger: Macker
Never mind which level of Hell they’re on…John Murtha breathed a sigh of relief; he had heard many others scream in pain in the Quarantine Section as thousands of virgin Demons with anvil-shaped genitalia, in blocks of 72, “broke in” the new arrivals. He was not entitled to one.
However, he was not without the same aches and pains he suffered while he was on the Earth above; they were only magnified many times over. He exited from the center to find a fellow politician with swim trunks on.
“Hello, John,” greeted Ted Kennedy. “Care for some scotch?” He thrust a bottle forward, and Murtha declined. “More for me I guess.” He took another gulp.
“At least I know where I’m at,” said Murtha. “I know I have a special punishment in store for me. And no amount of Federal pork will keep it at bay.”
“Go on.” The pain in Kennedy’s brain was excruciating, so he took another gulp of scotch.
“As you have to drown every day in a 1967 Oldsmobile sedan driven into a facsimile of Chappaquiddick, I will be subject to disembowelment by Marines who ended up here, because I am a Traitor to the Corps, not to mention the United States of America.”
Kennedy patted Murtha on the back. “Good lad!” They began to walk further away from the Quarantine Section. A man with a fedora and dark overcoat stood and waited for them. “Now, I want you to meet my ‘spiritual’ advisor. You’ll like him.”
“Oh?” Murtha quipped. “What’s his name? He doesn’t look Catholic!”
The mysterious figure extended his hand and replied, “Cavil…John Cavil.”
(Cross Posted @ Macker’s World)
Tags: Cylons
Who’s John Cavil?
@ gulfloafer:
The leader of the Cylons on the New Battlestar Galactica.
Cylons of the Dems?
Here, play this when you read this post:
Here’s Cavil’s attitude about the Universe….
@ Macker:
Did the Leif Garrett cut that after they came back from India?
Wait, What?
@ Macker:
Cavil should run a blog.
gulfloafer wrote:
I have jumped off of the bridge in that video. Not on bridge day either, back during construction while sitting on the structure while drinking. We would drop into the safety nets below in the pitch black as a dare.
Classical redneck hold my beer and watch this goodtimes with college friends
Retracto. He’s coming at you.
over on
http://www.wattsupwiththat.com
thread on Phil Jones admitting that he “has poor record keeping abilites and has no back up data for his research, but man made global warming must be real,,,,
One poster hit is hard…
Dr Jones,,
Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, You look like a fool with your pants on the ground…..
Here’s something to put a yellow stain in Chucky’s tighty-whiteys: Tea Party Youth. C’mon, Chuckles. Wet your pants like a big boy.
@ Scott Madsen:
Isn’t that the New River Gorge Bridge?
tomorrow, I ride. I care not about the weather. I ride.
Hey flammy! Nice to see you are STILL stalking us.
@ Obtuse Rabble-Rouser Possum:
And since they’re the official atheist site, why do they care about hell?
Speaking of,
Because there are no non-religious people who philosophically disagree with hate-crime laws, right?
I think if that clown ever read Reason magazine, he’s burst into flames.
@ Obtuse Rabble-Rouser Possum:
The Pink_Flamingo is a Stalker
@ Rodan:
Pink_Flamingo? Dark_Falcon? Coincidence?
Rodan wrote:
Yeah, but I kind of like him. He reminds me of one of those cute puppies with the big eyes and floppy ears that growls and snarls. As soon as you show him a rolled up newspaper he pisses on the carpet and runs away!
Troll radar?… Radar? you couldn’t find your “Troll Grill” yesterday without a map and it was in your own backyard!
LMAO at Pinky
snork wrote:
Aw sorry for the confusion! I put that post through the Theasaurus thingy and it converted Dark_Falcon to Pink_Flamingo automatically.
@ Obtuse Rabble-Rouser Possum:
‘Scuse me. “Troll” is someone who goes there and leaves a turd in the punchbowl. “Stalker” is someone who slinks around here.
@ snork:
Yep, I keep telling them that when I troll over there and stalk here but nobody listens.
BTW like my new nic?
I DO!
Interesting. Lance or Fist, or one of you weapons guys might want to do something with this.
@ Obtuse Rabble-Rouser Possum:
Try registering there as Obtuse Rabble-Rouser Sharmuta. Or something like that. Maybe Obtuse Rabble-Rouser the Elder.
@ snork:
So Charles is content with laws that make it more illegal for a white person to assault a black person than for a black person to assault a white person?
Ahhhhhh…. equality…
@ LanceKates:
It’s worse than that. The jury has to determine what you were thinking. It’s a thought crime.
@ LanceKates:
And for the record, in Canada, the HRCs have gone after Christians and charged and convicted them for doing nothing more than quoting scripture. That’s not likely to happen here any time soon for several reasons, but the fear isn’t irrational. But as I also said, religious people aren’t the only people with something to fear from this.
@ snork:
what if we mix them?
Like…. is it worse for a black straight guy to assault a gay white guy than it is for a gay white man to assault a black straight guy?
What about a tranny assaulting themselves?
and is a gay man more of a victim than a gay women (given the butch lesbian versus the sissy gay man)?
One thing is for sure: The straight white christian male conservative…… that feller is screwed.
snork wrote:
many new laws that are proposed, I look at from the perspective of “How will this be turned against the Christians?”
I’m a firm believer in the end times coming with strong persecution of Christians, worldwide….. and I often oppose bills that I see as hastening that persecution.
Oh and by the way when WrathofG-d emerges from whatever the Jewish name is for what NASA calls LOS. That is Loss Of Signal, the bit where on re-entry no communication is possible. You guys are going to be in so much shit you are going to need a CAT-D9 to dig yourselves out!
Well, you may be right, but I sure as hell like my nic!
Hey Wrath, I don’t see a difference, I just see a line in the sand in not quite the same place. I see it as a sort of blastocyst, embryo, fetus issue and abortion. Where do you draw the line? YOU drew a line that suits your belief.
Macker, you watching this? You will be on Wrath’s shit list now.
Pick a fight? I just questioned your dual standards. Or if you like where your threshold is, where you draw the line in your own sand.
Let us look at your statement similar groups members Similar? How? In your eyes?
Wrath, YOU are the one that started telling us what was and was not acceptable. YOU are the one that is trying to shape the content and the direction of this blog.
Way to go Macker!
@ Obtuse Rabble-Rouser Possum and @ snork (Did I leave anyone off this list?):
And they thought the Swimmer and the Traitorous EX-Marine in Hell was bad? Shit, they should look at the first three episodes which chronicled Saddam and his two sons. Don’t these teabagging motherfrakkers know what SATIRE is?
@ 12 taxfreekiller:lol
@ 16 Obtuse Rabble-Rouser Possum
ark Falcon lives in a glass house and likes to throw stones.
Good morning, y’all.
FWIW, I disagree with posting anyone’s unpublished information.
Are you making fun of the dead?
@ aussie_dave:
Here’s the Ugly Truth.