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The Ocean is Farting! The Ocean is Farting!

by snork ( 216 Comments › )
Filed under Climate, Open thread at March 7th, 2010 - 8:00 am

Fuldkommen gak! It’s worse than we thought! According to a plethora of media articles, there’s a new study in Science magazine that claims that methane is coming from the Siberian side of the Arctic Ocean at a rate that’s equal to all the rest of the oceans combined! Here in the Daily Mail, we have:

Methane had become trapped in the permafrost over time and now 8million tonnes of it is seeping out due to rising temperatures, researchers said today.

Hmm. 8 million tonnes of it. Over what period? A second? A day? A year? And to prove the point, they have this rather dramatic picture:

The caption reads “Researcher Katey Walter lights a pocket of methane on a lake in Siberia showing just how explosive the greenhouse gas is”. On a lake, eh? Not the Arctic Ocean?

Moving right along, the author of the study says:

Subsea permafrost is losing its ability to be an impermeable cap,’ Natalia Shakhova, a scientist at the University of Fairbanks, Alaska, said in a statement.

She co-led the study published in today’s edition of the journal Science.

‘The amount of methane currently coming out of the East Siberian Arctic Shelf is comparable to the amount coming out of the entire world’s oceans.’

However, she said noone [sic] knew whether the venting was caused by global warming or by natural factors.

Didn’t you guys just say it was “due to rising temperatures”? So now we have this:

Martin Heimann from the Max Planck Institute said it was good to document these emissions but that there is no proof they are increasing.

‘These leaks could have been occurring all the time since the last Ice Age 10,000 years ago,’ he said.

He added that the release of eight million tonnes of methane a year was “negligible” compared to global emissions of about 440 million tonnes.

So we don’t even know if it’s increasing, and it doesn’t amount to squat anyway, but it’s because of rising temperatures in the bottom of the lake ocean, and we know that’s getting warmer because of the temperatures that Jones “lost”.

But Dr Shakhova said there was an ‘urgent need’ to monitor the region for possible future changes since permafrost traps vast amounts of methane, the second most common greenhouse gas from human activities after carbon dioxide.

Fuldkommen gak. Kukkuk.

Pre-publish update: We have this brilliant quotation from Chairman Chunkles:

63 Charles Sat, Mar 6, 2010 2:56:07pm +4

The possibility of a major release of methane from melting clathrate stores is really, really scary. If this happens, the results would be absolutely catastrophic — and not in a hundred years, but virtually right away.

And there are signs that it’s beginning already.

Listen up, class. For the clathrates to be disturbed by rising temperatures, the temperatures have to rise, right? Doesn’t matter from diddly what the air temperature does, what matters is the water temperature, right class? Now how do know if the water temperature has risen? Well class, it turns out that the oceans themselves make great thermometers. At the kind of temperature that we have in the oceans, the coefficient of thermal expansion (can we say that, class?) of water is about 10^-4 1/C. That means if you raise the temperature of 10,000 feet of water 1 degree C, it will expand by about a foot.

Well, it turns out that the average depth of the oceans is about 12,000 feet, so that means if the oceans were to get 1 degree C warmer, ignoring ice sheet melting, the level would come up over a foot.

Well class, that hasn’t happened, now has it? Your assignment: an essay on why Chunkles is as big an idiot as Al Gore. Class dismissed.

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216 Responses to “The Ocean is Farting! The Ocean is Farting!”
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  1. African Moondog
    1 | March 7, 2010 08:04

    But i thought methane was not such a problem anymore.


  2. 2 | March 7, 2010 08:06

    the results would be absolutely catastrophic — and not in a hundred years, but virtually right away.

    And there are signs that it’s beginning already.

    Truly a prophet he is… I ate jerky and hard-boiled eggs yesterday. (Great for Peeling the paint off the WC walls though).


  3. buzzsawmonkey
    3 | March 7, 2010 08:14

    I’m convinced that Pat Methany is a threat to the climate.


  4. Beltfed
    4 | March 7, 2010 08:14

    And to prove the point, they have this rather dramatic picture:

    Burning cow chips ??

    They do that all day long in some parts of Africa, a common practice for the settlers in the prairies.


  5. snork
    5 | March 7, 2010 08:17

    Beltfed wrote:

    Burning cow chips ??

    No! That FireDogLake. Without the dog. Or maybe that’s what’s for dinner.


  6. Beltfed
    6 | March 7, 2010 08:19

    ‘These leaks could have been occurring all the time since the last Ice Age 10,000 years ago,’

    The earth has been farting that long. Quick somebody get this to mama gaia fast


  7. snork
    7 | March 7, 2010 08:21

    Beltfed wrote:

    They do that all day long in some parts of Africa, a common practice for the settlers in the prairies.

    The upscale houses in Africa are made of cow chips. Call it carbon sequestration, and give ‘em a fist full of ManBearPig™ carbon chits. Maybe Fanny and Freddie can have special no-down loans for carbon-sequestering brick shithouses.


  8. buzzsawmonkey
    8 | March 7, 2010 08:22

    @ snork:

    So in Africa, husbands can literally be in the shithouse?


  9. chickadee
    9 | March 7, 2010 08:25

    This is the latest scare tactic. And clucky little is running with the “sky is falling” meme, panting and sweating, huffing and puffing pulling this load of idiocy. He is such a puss.
    Notice how he doesn’t just pronounce this to be “scary”. Or even “really scary.”
    But he melodramatically says, it is “REALLY, REALLY SCARY.”
    LOL, he is such a dork. Such a nutty old bat in the attic. Who emerges occasionally to say something ominous, just stares at you and then points a boney finger and huuurumphs when you giggle.


  10. Macker
    10 | March 7, 2010 08:25

    This is what happens to Muslims when they fuck with other empires. It is SO GOOD I just had to publish the whole thing!:

    After Genghis Khan decapitated his way through Asia like a mustachioed threshing machine, the Mongolian Empire found direct contact with the Middle East for the first time in their history. As a sign of good will, Genghis sent a caravan into the neighboring Khwarezmid Empire consisting of 450 men and what we can only assume was one damn fine fruit basket.

    Like this, but with diamonds and whores.

    However, the Khwarezmids did not take kindly to these “people in felt tents,” and Governor Inalchuq of Otrar seized the caravan, killing all but one Mongol merchant.

    Genghis, at this point, was willing to give his neighbors another chance, figuring that perhaps they simply didn’t realize who they were fucking with. He sent a delegation to Inalchuq’s boss, Shah Ala ad-Din Muhammad II, to ask what up. The Shah responded by shaving the heads of the Mongol ambassadors, and sent their interpreter home without a head.

    Honestly? The guy that got decapitated had it easy.

    The Payback:

    When he learned about the massacre of his envoy, Genghis nodded and quietly went off into the mountains to count to 10 and compose himself. After thinking it through for a few days, he returned refreshed, then gave Khwarezmid a pounding unlike any the world would see until World War II.

    Somehow, this painting fails to capture the carnage.

    To avenge his lost messengers, Genghis deployed three of his “four dogs” of war, which included Subutai, better known as the greatest general who ever lived. After laying siege to Inalchuq’s citadel for six months with newly-acquired Chinese technologies, Genghis finally obtained a refund for his fruit basket; supposedly by pouring molten silver into Inalchuq’s eyes and mouth. Then he went after the Shah.

    Genghis Khan stormed into Khwarezmia with up to 200,000 of the best trained soldiers in the world, destroyed an army five times his size, and even diverted rivers to wipe the Sultan’s birthplace off the map. By the time Genghis was finished, “not even dogs or cats” were spared. The entire empire was literally erased, its four million inhabitants reduced to mounds of skeletons. The Shah himself escaped to an island in the Caspian Sea, where he died of pleurisy, bankrupt and alone. Thus cementing the popular adage, “don’t kill the messenger.” Especially if he works for Genghis Khan.

    Read the rest.


  11. Guggi
    11 | March 7, 2010 08:28

    snork wrote:

    Beltfed wrote:
    They do that all day long in some parts of Africa, a common practice for the settlers in the prairies.
    The upscale houses in Africa are made of cow chips. Call it carbon sequestration, and give ‘em a fist full of ManBearPig™ carbon chits. Maybe Fanny and Freddie can have special no-down loans for carbon-sequestering brick shithouses.

    Don’t do this again ! ;-)

    I nearly chocked on my chocolate stick !


  12. Beltfed
    12 | March 7, 2010 08:29

    The slogan, “A mind is a terrible thing to waste” should apply to these scientist and a certain husky blogger.


  13. Beltfed
    13 | March 7, 2010 08:31

    snork &:

    Maybe Fanny and Freddie can have special no-down loans for carbon-sequestering brick shithouses.

    Gives a whole new meaning to “you’re in the shit house now” lol


  14. Beltfed
    14 | March 7, 2010 08:31

    buzzsawmonkey @ 8:

    GMTA lol


  15. snork
    15 | March 7, 2010 08:32

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    @ snork:
    So in Africa, husbands can literally be in the shithouse?

    They can be making love in the shithouse. And breakfast.


  16. chickadee
    16 | March 7, 2010 08:33

    Zero is -17 again today at Rassmussen.
    He is -24 with men who were polled. And -10 with women.

    Come on gals, wake up.


  17. 17 | March 7, 2010 08:37

    chickadee wrote:

    This is the latest scare tactic. And clucky little is running with the “sky is falling” meme, panting and sweating, huffing and puffing pulling this load of idiocy. He is such a puss.
    Notice how he doesn’t just pronounce this to be “scary”. Or even “really scary.”
    But he melodramatically says, it is “REALLY, REALLY SCARY.”
    LOL, he is such a dork. Such a nutty old bat in the attic. Who emerges occasionally to say something ominous, just stares at you and then points a boney finger and huuurumphs when you giggle.

    ROFLMAO!!


  18. Beltfed
  19. 19 | March 7, 2010 08:38

    snork wrote:

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:
    @ snork:
    So in Africa, husbands can literally be in the shithouse?
    They can be making love in the shithouse. And breakfast.

    And she can be built like one.


  20. chickadee
    20 | March 7, 2010 08:38

    @ Macker:

    The muzz understand people like Ginghis Kahn and Vlad the Impaler.


  21. gulfloafer
    21 | March 7, 2010 08:40

    Methane being released? Sounds like an opportunity to me. Collect that shit and sell it on the market.


  22. RIX
    22 | March 7, 2010 08:41

    OMG, Ludwig is right, billions will be dead in 2 hours & 25 minutes!
    Idiot.


  23. Guggi
    23 | March 7, 2010 08:42

    63 Charles Sat, Mar 6, 2010 2:56:07pm +4

    The possibility of a major release of methane from melting clathrate stores is really, really scary. If this happens, the results would be absolutely catastrophic — and not in a hundred years, but virtually right away.

    And there are signs that it’s beginning already.

    This is not only plain stupid it is fearmongering and this is a criminal act.


  24. The Osprey
    24 | March 7, 2010 08:43

    chickadee wrote:

    @ Macker:

    The muzz understand people like Ginghis Kahn and Vlad the Impaler.

    And Jean Parisot De Vallete of the Knights of Malta.

    And King Jan III Sobieski of Poland

    And the Czarist General Viktor Suvorov

    And that Serbian guy, what was his name?


  25. chickadee
    25 | March 7, 2010 08:44

    @ Grimcargo:

    LOL, he is such an hag. He should wear tent dresses. At least A-lines. Maybe moo-moos.
    Why does he even bother dressing as a man?

    Oh my, clucky in a floral duster. Now that is scary. REALLY, REALLY SCARY.


  26. gulfloafer
    26 | March 7, 2010 08:44

    @ snork:
    @ Beltfed:
    Someone needs to start tariffing these guys too.


  27. Eliana
    27 | March 7, 2010 08:44

    @ chickadee:

    Zero is sitting at a 47 approval rating on Gallup today.

    Somebody is having a grumpy Sunday in lala land over this.


  28. chickadee
    28 | March 7, 2010 08:45

    The Osprey wrote:

    chickadee wrote:

    @ Macker:

    The muzz understand people like Ginghis Kahn and Vlad the Impaler.

    And Jean Parisot De Vallete of the Knights of Malta.

    And King Jan III Sobieski of Poland

    And the Czarist General Viktor Suvorov

    And that Serbian guy, what was his name?

    Also Charles ‘the hammer’ Martel


  29. The Osprey
    29 | March 7, 2010 08:47

    chickadee wrote:

    This is the latest scare tactic. And clucky little is running with the “sky is falling” meme, panting and sweating, huffing and puffing pulling this load of idiocy. He is such a puss.
    Notice how he doesn’t just pronounce this to be “scary”. Or even “really scary.”
    But he melodramatically says, it is “REALLY, REALLY SCARY.”

    Yes, but is he super serial?


  30. The Osprey
    30 | March 7, 2010 08:51

    chickadee wrote:

    The Osprey wrote:

    chickadee wrote:

    @ Macker:

    The muzz understand people like Ginghis Kahn and Vlad the Impaler.

    And Jean Parisot De Vallete of the Knights of Malta.

    And King Jan III Sobieski of Poland

    And the Czarist General Viktor Suvorov

    And that Serbian guy, what was his name?

    Also Charles ‘the hammer’ Martel

    And don’t forget Lord Kitchener and that young subaltern at Omdurman. I think his name was Churchill.


  31. chickadee
    31 | March 7, 2010 08:51

    I don’t know why cluckmeister is shocked abt. the extreme gaseous situation going on now.
    Surely he has heard that the subterranean temperature of the earth is up to 2 MILLION degrees now.


  32. Crashnburn01
    32 | March 7, 2010 08:51

    RIX wrote:

    OMG, Ludwig is right, billions will be dead in 2 hours & 25 minutes!
    Idiot.

    Oh no! We are down to 2 hours and 18 minutes!

    Typical Chuckie science: NO EVIDENCE that this HAS NOT BEEN happening for thousands of years anyway: BUT IT IS GOING TO KILL US!!!!! REALLY FAST TOO!!!

    Hope Chuck didn’t roll over and fart this morning and add to the problem. Tool.


  33. Guggi
    33 | March 7, 2010 08:52

    Climate related but not to the posting:

    Phil Jones called out by Swedes on data availability issue
    From an emailed PRESS RELEASE on March 5, 2010

    Climate scientist delivers false statement in parliament enquiry

    It has come to our attention, that last Monday (March 1), Dr. Phil Jones, head of the Climatic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia (CRU), in a hearing with the House of Commons Science and Technology Committee made a statement in regards to the alleged non-availability for disclosure of Swedish climate data.

    Dr. Jones asserted that the weather services of several countries, including Sweden, Canada and Poland, had refused to allow their data to be released, to explain his reluctance to comply with Freedom of Information requests.

    This statement is false and misleading in regards to the Swedish data.

    All Swedish climate data are available in the public domain. As is demonstrated in the attached correspondence between SMHI (Swedish Meteorological and Hydrological Institute), the UK Met Office and Dr. Jones (the last correspondence dated yesterday March 4), this has been clearly explained to Dr. Jones. What is also clear is that SMHI is reluctant to be connected to data that has undergone “processing” by the East Anglia research unit.


  34. Bordm
    34 | March 7, 2010 08:52

    Well class, that hasn’t happened, now has it? Your assignment: an essay on why Chunkles is as big an idiot as Al Gore. Class dismissed.

    Don’t need to write an essay. Gore has scooped in many millions off of suckers with his scam, Schmuckles only manages to scrape up a few dollars from his sycophants. I submit that Schmuckles is the bigger idiot, based on lack of scam income.


  35. Crashnburn01
    35 | March 7, 2010 08:52

    @ chickadee:
    You saw 2012 did you? What a stupid movie….


  36. vagabond trader
    36 | March 7, 2010 08:53

    @ The Osprey:

    Richard the Lionheart…. he was not especially tolerant of the muzz or anyone else in the Holy Land.


  37. gulfloafer
    37 | March 7, 2010 08:54

    @ Crashnburn01:
    It’s official, Charlie is now a full on alarmist.


  38. snork
    38 | March 7, 2010 08:54

    @ Guggi:
    They’re all being paid by Big Oil.

    Anti-AGW ‘Expert’ in UK Parliament Inquiry: Another Energy Industry Shill

    Environment | Sat, Mar 6, 2010 at 1:50:02 pm PST


  39. chickadee
    39 | March 7, 2010 08:55

    @ vagabond trader:

    Hey {VT}


  40. RIX
    40 | March 7, 2010 08:56

    @ chickadee:
    Also Charles ‘the hammer’ Martel

    When Charles Martel turned back Suileman & The Turks at Tours 200 miles from Paris , he saved not just France, but probably Western Europe as well.
    He was the grandfather of Charlemagne.


  41. 41 | March 7, 2010 08:56

    @ Macker:

    We should have dealt with Afghanistan that way. From orbit.


  42. vagabond trader
    42 | March 7, 2010 08:58

    @ chickadee:

    {chickadee} What a lovely day in the Northeast! :-)


  43. chickadee
    43 | March 7, 2010 08:59

    gulfloafer wrote:

    @ Crashnburn01:
    It’s official, Charlie is now a full on alarmist.

    He is also now a full on ‘jim Jones’ style cult leader lunatic.


  44. RIX
    45 | March 7, 2010 09:00

    @ Crashnburn01:
    Oh no! We are down to 2 hours and 18 minutes!

    Typical Chuckie science: NO EVIDENCE that this HAS NOT BEEN happening for thousands of years anyway: BUT IT IS GOING TO KILL US!!!!! REALLY FAST TOO!!!

    Hope Chuck didn’t roll over and fart this morning and add to the problem. Tool.

    CJ was once an AGW, gasp! denier.
    He now accepts AGW , much as a Jihadi accepts Islam.


  45. coldwarrior
    46 | March 7, 2010 09:02

    professorfellowdoctor manbearpig wants to know who is paying for the carbon offset credits for all of these earth farts.


  46. vagabond trader
    47 | March 7, 2010 09:03

    @ RIX:

    What a horrifying thought. The world hanging on the outcome of one battle, one person. Could happen again. Anytime.


  47. chickadee
    48 | March 7, 2010 09:03

    RIX wrote:

    @ chickadee:
    Also Charles ‘the hammer’ Martel

    When Charles Martel turned back Suileman & The Turks at Tours 200 miles from Paris , he saved not just France, but probably Western Europe as well.
    He was the grandfather of Charlemagne.

    I love Charles ‘the Hammer’ Martel.
    iirc, He was a world class master of the lethal throwing axe. Lots of muzz were introduced to it up close and personal.


  48. 49 | March 7, 2010 09:03

    @ RIX:

    Don’t you understand?!?!? Billions will die! BILLIONS WILL DIE!!11! And there is nothing we can do about it except destroy the American Economy. It is, you see, the Industrial Revolution that has ruined the World!!!!!!1111!! We need to roll it back, or BILLIONS WILL DIE!!111!

    [/Luddite von Quack Quack]


  49. gulfloafer
    50 | March 7, 2010 09:05

    RIX wrote:

    @ chickadee:
    Also Charles ‘the hammer scammer’ Martel Johnson
    When Charles ‘the scammer’ Martel Johnson turned back Suileman Spencer & The Turks tea partiers at Tours LGF 200 miles terabytes from Paris the other McCain, he saved not just France U.S., but probably Western Europe civilization as well.
    He was is the grandfather father of Charlemagne alarmists.

    Apologies in advance, I couldn’t resist.


  50. chickadee
    51 | March 7, 2010 09:05

    @ vagabond trader:
    Yes, finally a hint of Spring. I’m going to do some door work today.


  51. Guggi
    52 | March 7, 2010 09:06

    snork wrote:

    @ Guggi:
    They’re all being paid by Big Oil.
    Anti-AGW ‘Expert’ in UK Parliament Inquiry: Another Energy Industry Shill
    Environment | Sat, Mar 6, 2010 at 1:50:02 pm PST

    Someone here posted a link to an article and if I remember right it was: US government spent US$ 79 billion while “Big Oil” spent something linke US$ 23 million.

    Oh wait, here it is:

    Follow the Money to the Global Warming Hog Trough

    Snip

    The US government spent $79 billion on climate research and technology since 1989 … 3,500 times as much as anything offered to sceptics. It buys a bandwagon of support, a repetitive rain of press releases, and includes PR departments of institutions like NOAA, NASA, the Climate Change Science Program and the Climate Change Technology Program. The $79 billion figure does not include money from other western governments, private industry, and is not adjusted for inflation. In other words, it could be…a lot bigger.…
    There is no question that there are vastly more financial rewards for people who promote a carbon-made catastrophe than for those who point out the flaws in the theory. Ultimately the big problem is that there are no grants for scientists to demonstrate that carbon has little effect.

    People who used to be scientists before Big Government bought their souls with our money aren’t the only ones with a big financial stake in the hoax.

    According to the World Bank, turnover of carbon trading reached $126 billion in 2008. PointCarbon estimates trading in 2009 was about $130 billion. This is turnover, not specifically profits, but each year the money market turnover eclipses the science funding over 20 years. Money Talks. Every major finance house stands to profit as brokers of a paper trade. It doesn’t matter whether you buy or sell, the bankers take a slice both ways. The bigger the market, the more money they make shifting paper. …

    Commissioner Bart Chilton, head of the energy and environmental markets advisory committee of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC), has predicted that within five years a carbon market would dwarf any of the markets his agency currently regulates: “I can see carbon trading being a $2 trillion market.”
    That would make the carbon trading charade the “largest commodity market in the world.”

    Snip


  52. coldwarrior
    53 | March 7, 2010 09:06

    when the jazzdude writes an essay on guitar and equipment differences or something realted to that i will prolly read it. anything else, not so much.


  53. RIX
    54 | March 7, 2010 09:07

    Updated March 07, 2010
    ACLU Likens Obama to Bush in Ad Slamming Possible Reversal on KSM Trial
    By Caroline Shively
    – FOXNews.com

    The possibility that President Obama could send the self-professed mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks to military tribunals has earned him the biggest insult the left could possibly dish out — that he’s another George W. Bush.

    This was posted by Albusteve over at the Swamp.
    The ACLU is not protecting the Constitutional Rights of Americans, they can’t even make a pretense.
    These are foreign enemy combatants that they wish to confer Constitutional rigts on.


  54. buzzsawmonkey
    55 | March 7, 2010 09:07

    Notice that there is a bizarre two-track quality to the global-warming hysteria.

    One is “Omigod, we’re killing ourselves and the planet through our emissions!”, which seeks to cut back and circumscribe human activity as supposedly deleterious to the planet.

    The other is, “Omigod, the planet is killing us!”, which constantly claims that we are being killed by natural phenomena such as methane emissions from cows, or the oceans, or whatever.

    There is no logic or consistency to these two tracks; without mass suicide, we cannot reverse all human development and industry, but even if we were to do this (as the truly nutty global-warmists would like), even then the planet would be furthering our extermination according to their way of thinking—and the only solution is for us to tinker with the planet’s natural order (something totally antithetical to the “harmonizing with nature” which their anti-development agenda claims to wish us to do) in order to stop these naturally-occurring phenomena.

    This conflation of opposition not only to human activity but to the operations of nature itself shows, more than anything, the totally unhinged and superstitious basis of global-warming belief.


  55. gulfloafer
    56 | March 7, 2010 09:07

    chickadee wrote:

    gulfloafer wrote:
    @ Crashnburn01:
    It’s official, Charlie is now a full on alarmist.
    He is also now a full on ‘jim Jones’ style cult leader lunatic.

    Ain’t that the truth.


  56. gulfloafer
    57 | March 7, 2010 09:09

    coldwarrior wrote:

    when the jazzdude writes an essay on guitar and equipment differences or something realted to that i will prolly read it. anything else, not so much.

    Not me. I’ll laugh and mock it but I will not take anything he says seriously.


  57. Beltfed
    58 | March 7, 2010 09:11

    gulfloafer @ 26:

    Great talent there, rolling shit with your legs while doing a hand stand. lol


  58. gulfloafer
    60 | March 7, 2010 09:13

    Beltfed wrote:

    gulfloafer @ 26:
    Great talent there, rolling shit with your legs while doing a hand stand. lol

    Yeah, if there’s any justice in karma maybe CJ will be reincarnated as a dung beetle.


  59. chickadee
  60. coldwarrior
    62 | March 7, 2010 09:14

    gulfloafer wrote:

    coldwarrior wrote:
    when the jazzdude writes an essay on guitar and equipment differences or something realted to that i will prolly read it. anything else, not so much.
    Not me. I’ll laugh and mock it but I will not take anything he says seriously.

    he knows more about music than i do…so i would at least read it


  61. vagabond trader
    63 | March 7, 2010 09:14

    @ buzzsawmonkey:

    Weird and dangerous bunch of half azz nihilists, never a good combo in my experience.


  62. vagabond trader
    64 | March 7, 2010 09:15

    @ gulfloafer:

    Ouch, that has to hurt! :mrgreen:


  63. coldwarrior
    65 | March 7, 2010 09:16

    @ buzzsawmonkey:

    its a religion


  64. RIX
    66 | March 7, 2010 09:16

    coldwarrior wrote:

    when the jazzdude writes an essay on guitar and equipment differences or something realted to that i will prolly read it. anything else, not so much.

    I can’t get past the Romper Room/ Sesame Street, Bib Overalls.


  65. mawskrat
    67 | March 7, 2010 09:18

    well it’s nice and sunny out should I do some yard clean up before the end of the world? I meen what will the neighbors think.lol


  66. 68 | March 7, 2010 09:18

    @ vagabond trader:

    People who are convinced that they are going to die no matter what are often dangerous and unpredictable. These freaks really are crazy. They think that the climate of the interglacial is controlled by Big Oil, who is trying to destroy us all. Paranoid, paranoid everyone is trying to get me…


  67. gulfloafer
    69 | March 7, 2010 09:18

    @ coldwarrior:
    As much as he has embellished the truth and stabbed everyone in the back over the course of the last year, I won’t even give him the time of day. I’m just petty like that though I guess.


  68. vagabond trader
    70 | March 7, 2010 09:19

    @ mawskrat:

    Thats what my soon to be retired family member was doing last I checked. :-)


  69. RIX
    71 | March 7, 2010 09:19

    chickadee wrote:

    Charles Martel
    http://www.gutenberg.org/files/26421/26421-h/images/img034.jpg

    Quite the dude wasn’t he. Chuck of the Swamp would of course try to
    make the case that the cross in the picture is the ‘Cross of Odin”
    That would make Charles Martel a friend of David Duke & that Robert S McCain guy.


  70. vagabond trader
    72 | March 7, 2010 09:20

    @ Iron Fist:

    Hope they are more like Heavensgate nuts than jihadi style crazy.


  71. Beltfed
    73 | March 7, 2010 09:20

    coldwarrior @ 53:

    when the jazzdude writes an essay on guitar and equipment differences or something realted to that i will prolly read it. anything else, not so much.

    An essay on “toe jaming” would do him good. lol


  72. chickadee
    74 | March 7, 2010 09:21

    RIX wrote:

    coldwarrior wrote:

    when the jazzdude writes an essay on guitar and equipment differences or something realted to that i will prolly read it. anything else, not so much.

    I can’t get past the Romper Room/ Sesame Street, Bib Overalls.

    And the color. Dusty peach.
    We should have known he didn’t have what it takes to dump his pastel thinking for the long haul.


  73. coldwarrior
    75 | March 7, 2010 09:24

    so i gather the consensus is that he is a poor dresser, ignorant on most subjects, a back stabber, not a very good musician, yet we still obsess over him.


  74. RIX
    76 | March 7, 2010 09:24

    @ gulfloafer:
    Apologies in advance, I couldn’t resist.

    That’s not far fetched. Didn’t one of the Lizards say that Charles may single handidly save the Free World?


  75. gulfloafer
    77 | March 7, 2010 09:26

    @ coldwarrior:
    I prefer to call it ‘constructive discrediting’ for the good of all the intertubes.


  76. coldwarrior
    78 | March 7, 2010 09:26

    @ chickadee:

    dusty peach is an unfortunate decision just about all the time.

    :)


  77. RIX
    79 | March 7, 2010 09:26

    @ chickadee:
    And the color. Dusty peach.
    We should have known he didn’t have what it takes to dump his pastel thinking for the long haul

    Maybe the un Mata Hari will start dressing him.


  78. 80 | March 7, 2010 09:26

    @ RIX:

    That was Albusuckup. I don’t thin I’ve ever seen quite so disgusting a piece of public fellatio in my life. Of course, I avoided Zombie’s “Up Your Ally” expose. Some things I just don’t want to see…


  79. gulfloafer
    81 | March 7, 2010 09:27

    @ RIX:
    I think they did.


  80. RIX
    82 | March 7, 2010 09:29

    @ Iron Fist:
    That was Albusuckup.

    You’re right, that’s who it was. I would have expected that from one of the new sociology students who hang out there now.


  81. chickadee
    83 | March 7, 2010 09:31

    RIX wrote:

    chickadee wrote:

    Charles Martel
    http://www.gutenberg.org/files/26421/26421-h/images/img034.jpg

    Quite the dude wasn’t he. Chuck of the Swamp would of course try to
    make the case that the cross in the picture is the ‘Cross of Odin”
    That would make Charles Martel a friend of David Duke & that Robert S McCain guy.

    When the muzz come for some serious subjugating, clucky will be crying like a little girl for a strong man to hide behind. He will pee his panties and blubber. And forget how he dumped on good people for no real reason except they made him look cowardly by comparison.


  82. Speranza
    84 | March 7, 2010 09:31

    I just glanced at the Friday Night Sooper Sekrit lizard lunge. A lot of trashing of Irish Rose. Jimmah claims that he was not FrostOtter and Cato the Ogre loves to refer to her martyrdom complex (he is actually right).


  83. chickadee
    85 | March 7, 2010 09:33

    @ Speranza:
    Hey Speranza


  84. RIX
    86 | March 7, 2010 09:33

    @ chickadee:
    When the muzz come for some serious subjugating, clucky will be crying like a little girl for a strong man to hide behind. He will pee his panties and blubber. And forget how he dumped on good people for no real reason except they made him look cowardly by comparison.

    The jerk would convert in a heartbeat & offer them fruit & water.


  85. 87 | March 7, 2010 09:37

    @ Speranza:
    Funny how FrostOtters nic links to JimmahIceLLC twitter account.


  86. vagabond trader
    88 | March 7, 2010 09:38

    @ chickadee:

    And the color. Dusty peach.
    We should have known he didn’t have what it takes to dump his pastel thinking for the long haul.

    LOL! Dusty Peach, so Valley Girl 1980s.


  87. chickadee
    89 | March 7, 2010 09:40

    RIX wrote:

    @ chickadee:
    When the muzz come for some serious subjugating, clucky will be crying like a little girl for a strong man to hide behind. He will pee his panties and blubber. And forget how he dumped on good people for no real reason except they made him look cowardly by comparison.

    The jerk would convert in a heartbeat & offer them fruit & water.

    I don’t think they would be interested in his membership. He is such an untrustworthy unstable person.


  88. RIX
    90 | March 7, 2010 09:48

    @ chickadee:
    I don’t think they would be interested in his membership. He is such an untrustworthy unstable person.

    Probably keep him around to run out fo Falafels.
    Kind of like Hamburger Jim for Elvis.


  89. calcajun
    91 | March 7, 2010 09:56

    We’re all gonna die. Really–something is going to kill us sooner or later.


  90. RIX
    92 | March 7, 2010 09:57

    White Supremacist Robert Stacy McCain Attacks Me Again (#200+)
    Blogosphere | Sun, Mar 7, 2010 at 9:39:02 am PST

    What an attention whore. “Notice me, notice me.”


  91. chickadee
    93 | March 7, 2010 10:01

    RIX wrote:

    White Supremacist Robert Stacy McCain Attacks Me Again (#200+)
    Blogosphere | Sun, Mar 7, 2010 at 9:39:02 am PST

    What an attention whore. “Notice me, notice me.”

    This is a grown man groaning like this.
    Not a 5 year old girl in kindergarten.


  92. Beltfed
    94 | March 7, 2010 10:01

    RIX @ 92:

    What an attention whore. “Notice me, notice me.”

    Kinda like the corner street crack ho with the flies circling above her head.


  93. calcajun
    95 | March 7, 2010 10:03

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    we cannot reverse all human development and industry,

    They don’t want to reverse it all–just here in the US. The reat of the world wants to implement the Morgenthau Plan on us and revert the country to an agrarian state. Love for the climate, Earth, gaia or any such nonsense has nothing to do with it.


  94. imploder
    96 | March 7, 2010 10:05

    The Osprey wrote:

    chickadee wrote:
    @ Macker:
    The muzz understand people like Ginghis Kahn and Vlad the Impaler.

    And Jean Parisot De Vallete of the Knights of Malta.
    And King Jan III Sobieski of Poland
    And the Czarist General Viktor Suvorov
    And that Serbian guy, what was his name?

    Don’t forget the Catholic Kings of Spain


  95. RIX
    97 | March 7, 2010 10:11

    @ chickadee:
    @ Beltfed:

    He’s a crybaby. He tossed Sharmuta off of the sled so no, “Oh Charles
    I’m so sorry”


  96. Philip_Daniel
    98 | March 7, 2010 10:17

    The Osprey wrote:

    And that Serbian guy, what was his name?

    Stefan Lazar Hrebeljanović, Tsar Lazar…

    Most famous, as we know, for his heroism (ending in his death) during the Battle of Kosovo-Polje on St Vitus’ Day, June 15th 1389 against the invading Muhammadan Turkish horde.


  97. RedneckNaRocknRollBar
    99 | March 7, 2010 10:18

    Let’s put a gigantic blanket over the Earth and hold the AGW Crybabies’ heads under it. Just sayin’.


  98. RIX
    100 | March 7, 2010 10:19

    FNC is reporting the Adam Gaddan has been arrested in Pakistan!


  99. gulfloafer
    101 | March 7, 2010 10:20

    RIX wrote:

    @ chickadee:
    @ Beltfed:
    He’s a crybaby. He tossed Sharmuta off of the sled so no, “Oh Charles
    I’m so sorry”

    Hahaha, that’s funny. I remember that constant coddling from her. Her lasting tribute to that site was her enabling. He’s such a bitch.


  100. Macker
    102 | March 7, 2010 10:21

    The Osprey wrote:

    chickadee wrote:

    @ Macker:

    The muzz understand people like Ginghis Kahn and Vlad the Impaler.

    And Jean Parisot De Vallete of the Knights of Malta.

    And King Jan III Sobieski of Poland

    And the Czarist General Viktor Suvorov

    And that Serbian guy, what was his name?

    You aren’t referring to Slobodan Milosevic Misonofabitch are you?


  101. Macker
    103 | March 7, 2010 10:22

    @ gulfloafer:

    That must mean selrahC is a catcher.


  102. coldwarrior
    104 | March 7, 2010 10:22

    RIX wrote:

    FNC is reporting the Adam Gaddan has been arrested in Pakistan!

    really! thats excellent!

    (its redneck day for me…watchin nascar, havin a beer)


  103. m
    105 | March 7, 2010 10:22

    @ RIX:

    Oh please, please, please!


  104. gulfloafer
    106 | March 7, 2010 10:24

    RIX wrote:

    FNC is reporting the Adam Gaddan has been arrested in Pakistan!

    Yes!


  105. snork
    107 | March 7, 2010 10:24

    RIX wrote:

    FNC is reporting the Adam Gaddan has been arrested in Pakistan!

    So watch Holder give him a trial in Chicago.


  106. The Osprey
    108 | March 7, 2010 10:24

    calcajun wrote:

    We’re all gonna die. Really–something is going to kill us sooner or later.

    As Orwell so eloquently put it, “Those who live by the sword will die by the sword. Those who don’t will die by smelly diseases.”


  107. Macker
    109 | March 7, 2010 10:25

    RIX wrote:

    FNC is reporting the Adam Gaddan has been arrested in Pakistan!

    If this is true, I hope the military doesn’t even bother with “arrest and Mirandization.” Just execute the son of a bitch!


  108. RIX
    110 | March 7, 2010 10:25

    @ coldwarrior:
    @ m:

    FNC just confirmed again that Gadhan is busted in Pakistan.


  109. Philip_Daniel
    111 | March 7, 2010 10:25

    m wrote:

    @ RIX:
    Oh please, please, please!

    Hope it’s true — and I hope they send the sonofabitch ghazi to his 72 ‘aynhour and 80,000 abid as soon as possible. :)


  110. The Osprey
    112 | March 7, 2010 10:26

    snork wrote:

    RIX wrote:

    FNC is reporting the Adam Gaddan has been arrested in Pakistan!

    So watch Holder give him a trial in Chicago.

    The goatf***er from SoCal who went Muzz? The heavy metal Mullah?


  111. NoThreat2U
    113 | March 7, 2010 10:26

    @ coldwarrior:
    Hey ya redneck yinzer :) How you be liking this weather?? :)


  112. Macker
    114 | March 7, 2010 10:26

    The Osprey wrote:

    calcajun wrote:

    We’re all gonna die. Really–something is going to kill us sooner or later.

    As Orwell so eloquently put it, “Those who live by the sword will die by the sword. Those who don’t will die by smelly diseases.”

    To wit: Pig Man’s view on the sword. Well, not exactly.


  113. RIX
    115 | March 7, 2010 10:27

    @ Macker:
    If this is true, I hope the military doesn’t even bother with “arrest and Mirandization.” Just execute the son of a bitch!

    I assume that the Pakisanis are holding him. Wonder how this works now?


  114. gulfloafer
    116 | March 7, 2010 10:27

    snork wrote:

    RIX wrote:
    FNC is reporting the Adam Gaddan has been arrested in Pakistan!
    So watch Holder give him a trial in Chicago.

    You know good and well that’s happening. He’s a citizen just like Johnny ‘Taliban’ Lind.


  115. coldwarrior
    117 | March 7, 2010 10:27

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    Hey ya redneck yinzer How you be liking this weather??

    its nice! man, i had the cabin fever bad this time!


  116. snork
    118 | March 7, 2010 10:27

    Uh-oh! Chunkles has competition.


  117. The Osprey
    119 | March 7, 2010 10:28

    Philip_Daniel wrote:

    The Osprey wrote:

    And that Serbian guy, what was his name?

    Stefan Lazar Hrebeljanović, Tsar Lazar…

    Most famous, as we know, for his heroism (ending in his death) during the Battle of Kosovo-Polje on St Vitus’ Day, June 15th 1389 against the invading Muhammadan Turkish horde.

    That’s the guy I was thinking of. Knew he was connected with Battle of Kosovo Polje but I could not remember his name.


  118. gulfloafer
    120 | March 7, 2010 10:28

    The Osprey wrote:

    snork wrote:
    RIX wrote:
    FNC is reporting the Adam Gaddan has been arrested in Pakistan!
    So watch Holder give him a trial in Chicago.
    The goatf***er from SoCal who went Muzz? The heavy metal Mullah?

    The ayatollah of rock and rolla


  119. m
    121 | March 7, 2010 10:29

    @ Macker:
    @ Philip_Daniel:

    No doubt. Step right up! Allah’s whorehouse awaits! Neext!


  120. NoThreat2U
    122 | March 7, 2010 10:30

    @ coldwarrior:
    I hear that. I still have one giant icicle though. lol Other than that, it is nice to see the grass :)


  121. imploder
    123 | March 7, 2010 10:30

    OT Adam Gadahn the American Taliban was captured in Pakistan


  122. imploder
    124 | March 7, 2010 10:31

    sorry Ninja’d


  123. Philip_Daniel
    125 | March 7, 2010 10:31

    RIX wrote:

    FNC just confirmed again that Gadhan is busted in Pakistan.

    Let’s hope that he doesn’t escape “discreetly” from the authorities in Islamic Sindh…like the Grand Mufti escaped from France to Cairo, thus escaping extradition to Yugoslavia (or possibly even Nuremberg) for war-crimes. Can we really trust the offspring of Zia ul-Haq and Brigadier S. K. Malik to hand the scum over to us?


  124. Macker
    126 | March 7, 2010 10:31

    Philip_Daniel wrote:

    m wrote:

    @ RIX:
    Oh please, please, please!

    Hope it’s true — and I hope they send the sonofabitch ghazi to his 72 ‘aynhour and 80,000 abid as soon as possible.

    He should get 72 Virgin DEMONS with anvil-shaped cocks…which will then disembowel him!


  125. coldwarrior
    127 | March 7, 2010 10:32

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    I hear that. I still have one giant icicle though. lol Other than that, it is nice to see the grass

    i hear that, after ma jollie fille wakes up from her nap i think we are going to take a walk


  126. NoThreat2U
    128 | March 7, 2010 10:32

    According to Jawa Report, the charge against Gadahn is treason. Can that even be prosecuted in civilian court?


  127. RIX
    129 | March 7, 2010 10:32

    @ snork:
    So watch Holder give him a trial in Chicago.

    No doubt, the guy is a U.S citizen & indicted in California for treason.
    Does he survive Pakistani custody?


  128. m
    130 | March 7, 2010 10:33

    @ Macker:

    Worse. 72 Nancy Pelosis that want to :-P him all the time.


  129. NoThreat2U
    131 | March 7, 2010 10:33

    @ coldwarrior:
    Awww so nice to be able to do that these days. The snow was getting depressing. I even have flowers budding!!!


  130. coldwarrior
    132 | March 7, 2010 10:33

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    According to Jawa Report, the charge against Gadahn is treason. Can that even be prosecuted in civilian court?

    yes, and punishable by death.


  131. gulfloafer
    133 | March 7, 2010 10:34

    @ Philip_Daniel:
    I’ll bet he’s on U.S. soil before the months out. And that’s a very conservative estimate.


  132. Philip_Daniel
    134 | March 7, 2010 10:34

    Macker wrote:

    He should get 72 Virgin DEMONS with anvil-shaped cocks…which will then disembowel him!

    Been reading too much Dante there, haven’t you? :)


  133. snork
    135 | March 7, 2010 10:34

    m wrote:

    @ Macker:
    Worse. 72 Nancy Pelosis that want to him all the time.

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.


  134. coldwarrior
    136 | March 7, 2010 10:35

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    Awww so nice to be able to do that these days. The snow was getting depressing. I even have flowers budding!!!

    i just need the snow to melt up at ambridge golf club so i can swing the stix!


  135. RIX
    137 | March 7, 2010 10:35

    @ Philip_Daniel:

    I just hope that the reports are true.


  136. NoThreat2U
    138 | March 7, 2010 10:35

    @ coldwarrior:
    Well how can he defend himself when he has made videos talking shit like he does. Dumbass. I call for public execution.


  137. gulfloafer
    139 | March 7, 2010 10:35

    RIX wrote:

    @ snork:
    So watch Holder give him a trial in Chicago.
    No doubt, the guy is a U.S citizen & indicted in California for treason.
    Does he survive Pakistani custody?

    He survives. He’s now a political gold mine.


  138. 140 | March 7, 2010 10:36

    @ The Osprey:

    And that Serbian guy, what was his name?

    Arkan!


  139. snork
    141 | March 7, 2010 10:36

    Macker wrote:

    He should get 72 Virgin DEMONS with anvil-shaped cocks…which will then disembowel him!

    Is that the reason Jimmah liveblogged his honeymoon?


  140. NoThreat2U
    142 | March 7, 2010 10:36

    @ coldwarrior:
    I figured you were getting around to that. lol You have the Golf-jones. lol


  141. m
    143 | March 7, 2010 10:36

    Gosh we need a thread on it- but I don’t want to step on Goddess’!


  142. NoThreat2U
    144 | March 7, 2010 10:38

    @ m:
    Not enough info yet.


  143. Poteen
    145 | March 7, 2010 10:38

    Leave Gadahn out of the country. Never take custody. An intense interrogation followed by disappearance and denial. In time he becomes a footnote. A Polish interrogation room perhaps?

    On topic, If the methane stories are true, 3 Guinness and a bowl of chili,,,,, and I can hold the whole world hostage.///


  144. RIX
    146 | March 7, 2010 10:39

    @ gulfloafer:
    He survives. He’s now a political gold mine.

    Yeah, but I’ll bet that he could drop a dime on some Pakistanis
    in high places. Who was protecting this guy?


  145. coldwarrior
    147 | March 7, 2010 10:39

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    I figured you were getting around to that. lol You have the Golf-jones. lol

    we still have 3-6 inches up there in spots…fairways are will well covered :(


  146. snork
    148 | March 7, 2010 10:40

    m wrote:

    Gosh we need a thread on it- but I don’t want to step on Goddess’!

    You can’t stop people from talking about breaking news. Can’t herd cats. My suggestion is to kick the prayer list to 12 PST and start one on this right now.


  147. Bob in Breckenridge
    149 | March 7, 2010 10:40

    Actually, Fox News is reporting what the AP is reporting. I’d hold off awhile before going with it…Hi peeps!


  148. coldwarrior
    150 | March 7, 2010 10:41

    m wrote:

    Gosh we need a thread on it- but I don’t want to step on Goddess’!

    sticky the prayer list at the top for a few hours and run with the breaking news…


  149. snowcrash
    151 | March 7, 2010 10:41

    I will believe it when I see proof. Didn’t I read reports where he had been killed by drones or captured at least twice before? That said, I sincerely hope we have him.


  150. Macker
    152 | March 7, 2010 10:41

    @ Philip_Daniel:

    Not enough.

    @ snork:

    EEEEWWWWWW m!


  151. Poteen
    153 | March 7, 2010 10:41

    m wrote:

    @ Macker:
    Worse. 72 Nancy Pelosis that want to him all the time.

    ‘M’ de Sade are we?


  152. NoThreat2U
    154 | March 7, 2010 10:42

    @ coldwarrior:
    Patience :) We had to knock off about a foot of snow from the hedges in front of the house. It was so heavy and compacted, my branches were bent down to the ground.


  153. The Osprey
    155 | March 7, 2010 10:42

    Chuckles is claiming he beat drudge report with news of Gadahn’s capture…

    13 Charles
    Sun, Mar 7, 2010 10:30:06am
    7
    down
    up
    report
    Beat Drudge Report with this one.


  154. NoThreat2U
    156 | March 7, 2010 10:43

    @ Poteen:
    I just love your avatar :) I have a weakness for kittehs.


  155. RIX
    157 | March 7, 2010 10:43

    27 Charles
    Sun, Mar 7, 2010 10:36:16am replyquote 2downupreport

    This could mean that we’re getting close to Osama bin Laden — if he’s actually alive, which I still think is doubtful.

    Wouldn’t it be something if Barack Obama managed to do what George Bush couldn’t do in 8 years — catch bin Laden?

    If that happens, the spinning from the right might knock the Earth off its axis. Massive cognitive dissonance will ensue.

    This is actually beyond disgusting. This is what that fat slob thinks of?


  156. gulfloafer
    158 | March 7, 2010 10:44

    RIX wrote:

    @ gulfloafer:
    He survives. He’s now a political gold mine.
    Yeah, but I’ll bet that he could drop a dime on some Pakistanis
    in high places. Who was protecting this guy?

    The only thing he’s dropping is his drawers. If someone important/connected in the Pakistani govt. was protecting him he’d still be protected or disappeared.


  157. NoThreat2U
    159 | March 7, 2010 10:45

    @ The Osprey:
    All that proves is that he sits on his computer 25/8. Get a real job.


  158. snowcrash
    160 | March 7, 2010 10:46

    @ RIX:
    Anything to get attention. I’m sure his stats are waaay down. He is obvious when he tries to stir the pot.


  159. NoThreat2U
    161 | March 7, 2010 10:46

    @ RIX:
    Barack Obama didn’t manage to get anything accomplished. Is he over there hunting down terrorists personally? NO! What a juvenile statement to make. Now I am PISSED!


  160. gulfloafer
    162 | March 7, 2010 10:47

    @ The Osprey:
    Too bad he didn’t beat the wire where he got the news from like everyone else. What a jackass.


  161. snowcrash
    163 | March 7, 2010 10:50

    @ NoThreat2U:
    Don’t be. He is all drama, all the time. It is manufactured to get things stirred up. His opinions are irrelevant. laugh at his antics but don’t waste anger on that big tub of lard.


  162. snork
    164 | March 7, 2010 10:50

    The Osprey wrote:

    Chuckles is claiming he beat drudge report with news of Gadahn’s capture…
    13 Charles
    Sun, Mar 7, 2010 10:30:06am
    7
    down
    up
    report
    Beat Drudge Report with this one.

    Mama, pay attention to ME!!!


  163. RIX
    165 | March 7, 2010 10:51

    Wait, now Fox is saying that there are conflicting reports on the AP
    story & that are trying to independently confirm it.


  164. m
    166 | March 7, 2010 10:51

    @ Poteen:

    lil’ bit ~


  165. snork
    167 | March 7, 2010 10:52

    RIX wrote:

    This is actually beyond disgusting. This is what that fat slob thinks of?

    “Yeah, and Chunkles does, too.


  166. NoThreat2U
    168 | March 7, 2010 10:52

    @ snowcrash:
    But….he’s such a DICK. All of Bush’s hard work yet WingDings gets the credit? UGH. Actually, not even Bush, but our fine men and women in uniform. This is NOT a victory for Obi.


  167. gulfloafer
    169 | March 7, 2010 10:52

    RIX wrote:

    Wait, now Fox is saying that there are conflicting reports on the AP
    story & that are trying to independently confirm it.

    Pay no attention to AP. selrahC has confirmed it. So let it be written … so let it be done.


  168. m
    170 | March 7, 2010 10:53

    @ coldwarrior:

    It’s going up after 30. Goddess will understand.

    @ NoThreat2U:

    Yep. That’s why we need to capature it.

    [capature? lol]


  169. gulfloafer
    171 | March 7, 2010 10:53

    @ NoThreat2U:
    spot on


  170. RIX
    172 | March 7, 2010 10:54

    @ gulfloafer:
    The only thing he’s dropping is his drawers. If someone important/connected in the Pakistani govt. was protecting him he’d still be protected or disappeared.

    Cant tell, like all governmants there are conflicting interests in Pakistan.
    We’ll see.


  171. snork
    173 | March 7, 2010 10:54

    Didn’t Chunkles insist about 3 million times that OBL is dead? So he’s been resurrected so that his hero can capture him, and put him on trial in Manhattan?

    Crack does strange things.


  172. Guggi
    174 | March 7, 2010 10:55

    m wrote:

    @ Macker:
    Worse. 72 Nancy Pelosis that want to him all the time.

    This is sadism ;-)


  173. RIX
    175 | March 7, 2010 10:55

    @ gulfloafer:
    Pay no attention to AP. selrahC has confirmed it. So let it be written … so let it be done.

    True , former musicians just know stuff.


  174. livefreeor die
    176 | March 7, 2010 10:57

    RIX wrote:

    27 Charles
    Sun, Mar 7, 2010 10:36:16am replyquote 2downupreport
    This could mean that we’re getting close to Osama bin Laden — if he’s actually alive, which I still think is doubtful.
    Wouldn’t it be something if Barack Obama managed to do what George Bush couldn’t do in 8 years — catch bin Laden?
    If that happens, the spinning from the right might knock the Earth off its axis. Massive cognitive dissonance will ensue.
    This is actually beyond disgusting. This is what that fat slob thinks of?

    He’s pathetic. He’s created his own little world where he can pretend to be a real scientist and sage and almost everyone around him scrapes and bows and confirms the fantasy.
    Someone should point out to him that maybe, possibly radiation from old bomb tests could cause a lizard to mutate and become really huge and go around destroying everything in its path. It could happen RIGHT AWAY! OMG! IT’S SOOOOO SCARY!!!


  175. NoThreat2U
    177 | March 7, 2010 10:57

    If any of you are wondering why I call Obi President WingDings, it is because of the wingding convention where they all sit around talking but not really saying anything…kinda like the windgings on the keyboard. I can’t find the damn video now.


  176. Beltfed
    178 | March 7, 2010 10:57

    RIX @ 100:

    Good, keep him in Paki territory and make him squeal like a stuck pig. lol


  177. Poteen
    179 | March 7, 2010 10:57

    @ RIX:
    1 little comment before I get on with my day. Just a thought.
    Bin Laden, Omar, et al are still around, possibly, because we want them to be.
    They will not be walking bombs onto a bus but the dimwits who do will always be looking for a blessing from them. Finding out who is trying to communicate with them would give us better intelligence about their fragmented cell structure. Killing them would feel good but may actually hurt our efforts to stop terror attacks.
    Pakistani ISI may have figured this out. Do we know for sure if the US has had access to any of these recent HVT kill/captures?


  178. snowcrash
    180 | March 7, 2010 10:57

    @ snork:
    Thought crack made you skinny? It is the antipsychotic drugs that make you fat.


  179. RIX
    181 | March 7, 2010 10:58

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ RIX:
    Barack Obama didn’t manage to get anything accomplished. Is he over there hunting down terrorists personally? NO! What a juvenile statement to make. Now I am PISSED!

    What an immature cretin. Chuck rather than being just happy that this traitor is captured looks for partisan political advantage.


  180. snork
  181. NoThreat2U
    183 | March 7, 2010 11:00

    Not sure I can embed this but here is the WingDings convention. lol

    http://current.com/items/89133501_college-humor-typeface-crisis-at-the-font-conference.htm


  182. livefreeor die
    184 | March 7, 2010 11:01

    The Osprey wrote:

    Chuckles is claiming he beat drudge report with news of Gadahn’s capture…
    13 Charles
    Sun, Mar 7, 2010 10:30:06am
    7
    down
    up
    report
    Beat Drudge Report with this one.

    Wow! He’s a psychic too! Except, then how come he didn’t know that the climate control e-mails were going to be leaked…


  183. snork
    185 | March 7, 2010 11:02

    Beltfed wrote:

    Good, keep him in Paki territory and make him squeal like a stuck pig. lol

    Better yet, turn him over to that Indian girl.


  184. Philip_Daniel
    186 | March 7, 2010 11:02

    Guggi wrote:

    m wrote:
    @ Macker:
    Worse. 72 Nancy Pelosis that want to him all the time.
    This is sadism

    I can’t imagine 72 pasty, flabby, oily Nancy Pelosi clones in Jannat with eternally-regenerating (thus, eternally-bleeding) hymens…sorry. It’s beyond the realm of reason…


  185. livefreeor die
    187 | March 7, 2010 11:03

    Philip_Daniel wrote:

    Guggi wrote:
    m wrote:
    @ Macker:
    Worse. 72 Nancy Pelosis that want to him all the time.
    This is sadism
    I can’t imagine 72 pasty, flabby, oily Nancy Pelosi clones in Jannat with eternally-regenerating (thus, eternally-bleeding) hymens…sorry. It’s beyond the realm of reason…

    Well, that image will make sure I don’t blow my diet today.


  186. Poteen
    188 | March 7, 2010 11:03

    m wrote:

    @ Poteen:
    lil’ bit ~

    A little ‘M’ tat and a leather teddy. Ouch. ‘scuze me.


  187. gulfloafer
    189 | March 7, 2010 11:03

    @ RIX:
    I don’t know? But I think ‘if’ they have him and announced it to the world, then everyone who is anyone working for the U.S. over there is probably already questioning him.


  188. 190 | March 7, 2010 11:03

    livefreeor die wrote:

    RIX wrote:
    27 Charles
    Sun, Mar 7, 2010 10:36:16am replyquote 2downupreport
    This could mean that we’re getting close to Osama bin Laden — if he’s actually alive, which I still think is doubtful.
    Wouldn’t it be something if Barack Obama managed to do what George Bush couldn’t do in 8 years — catch bin Laden?
    If that happens, the spinning from the right might knock the Earth off its axis. Massive cognitive dissonance will ensue.
    This is actually beyond disgusting. This is what that fat slob thinks of?
    He’s pathetic. He’s created his own little world where he can pretend to be a real scientist and sage and almost everyone around him scrapes and bows and confirms the fantasy.
    Someone should point out to him that maybe, possibly radiation from old bomb tests could cause a lizard to mutate and become really huge and go around destroying everything in its path. It could happen RIGHT AWAY! OMG! IT’S SOOOOO SCARY!!!

    Some news for that weesil eyed idiot. George Bush stopped looking for Bin Laden. And that was the right thing to do. Not spend resources on looking for one old man who was at the most laid up in a cave with no way to implement a damm thing. So…that gottcha won’t work. Not only that. If he is caught. It won’t have a thing to do with Obama.


  189. Bob in Breckenridge
    191 | March 7, 2010 11:05

    Now they’re reporting it was Abu Yahya Azam, NOT Adam Gadhan who was arrested in Pakistan.

    Bureau Report

    KARACHI—Security agencies on Sunday arrested a close aide of Osama Bin Laden, Abu Yahya Azam. According to sources, the security agencies arrested Abu Yahaya Azam, a close aide and key Al-Qaeda commander during a raid in an area between Sohrab Goth and Noori Abad. Immediately after the arrest, he was shifted to Islamabad for further interrogation, sources added.
    Two terrorists, including a key al-Qaeda commander, were arrested from Karachi, sources told Sunday. According to sources, security agencies raided a house located at Super Highway in Karachi, in which two people, including a commander linked with the al-Qaeda network, were arrested.
    The arrested men include Commander Abu Yahya Azam, a close accomplice of Usama bin Laden. They were later shifted to some undisclosed location for further interrogation. Security forces during massive search operation in different areas of Hangu have arrested 21 suspected and have recovered arms and ammunition from their custody.
    Sources said that security forces continued search operation and crackdown against the Taliban extremists in different localities of the district in the backdrop of Friday suicide attack. During search operation and crackdowns in different localities across the district, security forces besides detaining 21 suspects also recovered weapons and ammunition from their custody.
    Al-Qaida’s American-born spokesman on Sunday called on Muslims serving in the U.S. armed forces to emulate the Army major charged with killing 13 people in Fort Hood. In a 25-minute video posted on militant Web sites, Adam Gadahn described Maj. Nidal Hasan as a pioneer who should serve as a role model for other Muslims, especially those serving Western militaries. “Brother Nidal is the ideal role-model for every repentant Muslim in the armies of the unbelievers and apostate regimes,” he said.
    Gadahn, also known as Azzam al-Amriki, was dressed in white robes and wearing a white turban as he called for attacks on what he described as “high-value targets.”
    “You shouldn’t make the mistake of thinking that military bases are the only high-value targets in America and the West. On the contrary, there are countless other strategic places, institutions and installations which, by striking, the Muslim can do major damage,” he said, an assault rifle leaning up against a wall next to him. Hasan has been charged in the Nov. 5 shooting that killed 13 people at Fort Hood, Texas.


  190. gulfloafer
    192 | March 7, 2010 11:05

    RIX wrote:

    NoThreat2U wrote:
    @ RIX:
    Barack Obama didn’t manage to get anything accomplished. Is he over there hunting down terrorists personally? NO! What a juvenile statement to make. Now I am PISSED!
    What an immature cretin. Chuck rather than being just happy that this traitor is captured looks for partisan political advantage.

    That is what he’s become.


  191. livefreeor die
    193 | March 7, 2010 11:06

    @ Grimcargo:
    Exactly. It’s better to leave him rotting in a cave than make him a martyr or give him a pulpit.


  192. livefreeor die
    194 | March 7, 2010 11:07

    @ Bob in Breckenridge:
    So Charles beat Drudge on misreporting that too?


  193. snork
    195 | March 7, 2010 11:08

    Philip_Daniel wrote:

    I can’t imagine 72 pasty, flabby, oily Nancy Pelosi clones in Jannat with eternally-regenerating (thus, eternally-bleeding) hymens…sorry. It’s beyond the realm of reason…

    No…..no………the mental picture of the outside is bad enough…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


  194. RIX
    196 | March 7, 2010 11:09

    <a href="#comment-293050" title="Go to comment of this

    author”>gulfloafer

    wrote:

    @ RIX:
    I don’t know? But I think ‘if’ they have him and announced it to the world, then everyone who is anyone working for the U.S. over there is probably already questioning him.

    I hope so & I hope that is our best interrogation team.
    Squeeze everything that he has out of him then give him a fair trial & execute him.


  195. gulfloafer
    197 | March 7, 2010 11:09

    @ Bob in Breckenridge:
    OOPS. Looks like karma came back to bite chuckles again. How’s that “scooping Drudge” thing working out for ya now Charlie?


  196. snork
    198 | March 7, 2010 11:10

    Now I know how to waldensianspirit Roger threads here.


  197. Bob in Breckenridge
    199 | March 7, 2010 11:10

    livefreeor die wrote:

    @ Bob in Breckenridge:
    So Charles beat Drudge on misreporting that too?

    Drudge hasn’t reported it yet. He, unlike that bumbling idiot Nancy, apparently decided to wait for confirmation.


  198. RIX
    200 | March 7, 2010 11:11

    @ gulfloafer:
    That is what he’s become.

    Yes, & it isn’t pretty.


  199. RIX
    201 | March 7, 2010 11:12

    @ Bob in Breckenridge:
    DAMN!


  200. Philip_Daniel
    202 | March 7, 2010 11:13

    Bob in Breckenridge wrote:

    Now they’re reporting it was Abu Yahya Azam, NOT Adam Gadhan who was arrested in Pakistan.

    Quite a high-ranking mujahed in the murabit organization, according to the article…one down, plenty more to go…


  201. livefreeor die
    203 | March 7, 2010 11:15

    Bob in Breckenridge wrote:

    livefreeor die wrote:
    @ Bob in Breckenridge:
    So Charles beat Drudge on misreporting that too?
    Drudge hasn’t reported it yet. He, unlike that bumbling idiot Nancy, apparently decided to wait for confirmation.

    You mean he wanted facts to back up the reports? Hmph, he’ll never be a good climate expert like Chuck.


  202. Alberta Oil Peon
    204 | March 7, 2010 11:15

    @ Guggi:

    The Canadian data is also freely available, posted on a government website. Jones is lying through his teeth.


  203. RIX
    205 | March 7, 2010 11:15

    101 Charles
    Sun, Mar 7, 2010 11:06:42am replyquote 4downupreport

    I’ve been watching the #tcot feed to see what Twitter “conservatives” have to say about this.

    The silence is deafening.

    They apparently haven’t gotten the word yet.
    Obama is being treated as a cross between James Bond & Rambo over there.


  204. Bob in Breckenridge
    206 | March 7, 2010 11:17

    livefreeor die wrote:

    Bob in Breckenridge wrote:
    livefreeor die wrote:
    @ Bob in Breckenridge:
    So Charles beat Drudge on misreporting that too?
    Drudge hasn’t reported it yet. He, unlike that bumbling idiot Nancy, apparently decided to wait for confirmation.
    You mean he wanted facts to back up the reports? Hmph, he’ll never be a good climate expert like Chuck.

    ROFLMAO!!!


  205. gulfloafer
    207 | March 7, 2010 11:20

    Wait a moment, the intertubes are reporting he was captured in the last couple of days not today like the others.


  206. snowcrash
    208 | March 7, 2010 11:20

    CNN is still running with it on the homepage. Who gets the $1 million bounty?


  207. Eliana
    209 | March 7, 2010 11:20

    How did he think it was “beating Drudge” to report something coming from the AP that Drudge didn’t report at all while the facts weren’t in (which was a good idea since the initial AP report was wrong)?

    Chuckles is hallucinating.


  208. snowcrash
    210 | March 7, 2010 11:28

    CNN online homepage reports that “In a 2008 video, he renounced his U.S. citizenship and destroyed his passport”. Does he think that will save him from extradition or extraordinary rendition?


  209. RIX
    211 | March 7, 2010 11:30

    CNN) — Adam Gadahn, an American spokesman for al Qaeda, has been arrested in Pakistan, a senior Pakistani government official source told CNN.

    The official said Gadahn was arrested Sunday in Karachi.

    CNN hasn’t corrected the story yet.


  210. Beltfed
    212 | March 7, 2010 11:31

    RIX @ 157:

    Wouldn’t it be something if Barack Obama managed to do what George Bush couldn’t do in 8 years — catch bin Laden?

    Yo, flabby blogger, what about your man Clinton, they had “been laid and dead” on the crosshairs but no one in DC had the balls to give the KILL order.


  211. RIX
    213 | March 7, 2010 11:35

    @ Beltfed:
    Yo, flabby blogger, what about your man Clinton, they had “been laid and dead” on the crosshairs but no one in DC had the balls to give the KILL order.

    Charlie is a partisan hack.


  212. Overlook
    214 | March 7, 2010 11:42

    @ Beltfed:

    Wouldn’t it be something if…

    Phil Jones and Van Jones emailed to thank him for keeping up with them.
    Osama bin Hidin emailed to say he would prefer to be captured by Obama.
    Obama bin Smokin emailed to say he was born in Hawaii.
    The banned and blocked signed a petition apologizing for offending him.
    Roger Ailes, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin emailed him to tell him they are resigning.
    The other MacCain emailed to say he confessed to being a Nazi.
    Robert Spencer and Pam Geller admitted they were the stooges of Big Oil.

    The Wally has long, deep thoughts.


  213. Beltfed
    215 | March 7, 2010 12:04

    Overlook @ 214:

    The Wally has long, deep thoughts.

    More like long greasy hair and shit for brains.


  214. 216 | March 7, 2010 12:13

    @ calcajun:

    Exactly. We haven’t been able to be defeated in war, so they are simply trying to tget us to destroy ourselves. They have plenty of willing Quislings that want to help them. This includes a majority of the Democratic Party, and certainly all of the Democratic leadership.


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