I still expect Keith Olbermann to one day do something desperate on live TV (such as exposing himself) and in a fit of psychotic rage – be carried out by security guards and guys in white uniforms. If we really want to “torture” prisoners just strap them into chairs and make them listen to one of Olbermann’s “Speshul Komments”.
Keith Olbermann: As the Spittle Flies
by Stuart Schwartz
“As the Spittle Flies” is nearing the end of its run.
This cable news soap opera — a.k.a. “Countdown With Keith Olbermann” — is alienating viewers as quickly as the angry and demanding diva has pushed away friends, family and colleagues over the course of his tumultuous career.
When will the show end? Hard to tell. But the increasingly wild-eyed Keith is drawing rubberneckers in the same fashion as a six-car crackup beside the interstate. One media columnist observes a “creeping mania” brought on by plunging ratings and terminal jealousy.
According to TV by the Numbers, the foam-at-the-mouth commentator seems determined to do to his audience what a bio-toxin does to a small town in Iowa in the recent hit zombie movie, “The Crazies” — empty the homes. February saw ratings plunge beneath last year by 43% among 25-54 viewers and 29% in total viewership.
[...]
But his audience grew in the same way that his 24-year-old girlfriend moved into his Trump Palace apartment for love, not the six-figure salary and on-air slot that NBC provides to every California coed with no experience and party-hearty Internet photos.
But this is the age of new media, and Nielsen ratings are readily available online. And a simple check of the weeks surrounding those dates show aggregate ratings declines ranging from 10% to almost 20%. NewsBusters took a look at his numbers and concluded that Countdown has been in “free-fall” since Obama’s inauguration.
[...]
Read the rest here: Keith Olbermann: As the Spittle Flies
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Olbermann is psychotic. Mark Levin says he has heard form several of Oblermann’s “girl friends” as to how inadequate he is.
Countdown….to cancellation.
If I may quote Will S. and give it my own spin
There was an SNL skit with Ben Aflack doing a take off on Olberman.
It was spot on & captured the essence of his lunacy.
RIX wrote:
and about 50000 x as many people saw the parody as the real show!
I hear he’s going to be replaced with either Ludwigged or Charles himself.
That’s true, I don’t know how they hold sponsors over there.
But the increasingly wild-eyed Keith is drawing rubberneckers in the same fashion as
a six-car crackup beside the interstateChunkles Johnson, and his crackup.Nah, I think that the replacement will be IceWeasel.
It can segue right into Rachel Madow & you wouldn’t even notice.
RIX wrote:
I saw it. It was hilarious.
RIX wrote:
Enron accounting?
Olbermann who? Name sort of rings a bell. Probably one of those people, I have put in my “life is too short list” to waste my time on.
citizen_q wrote:
selrahC should be on that list
It has to be something creative. What would yo buy time on MSNBC unless it is dirt cheap?
@ Speranza:
Hahaha! Dang, hit’em where it hurts, lol.
I may have to watch Olberman on election day for the same reason I’ll read LGF. It’ll be fun to watch the heads explode! I wonder who will threaten to move to France this time?
Robert Stacey McCain takes on Wild Irish Rose and husky pony tailed blogger
Speranza wrote:
I love how Levin refers to Keith as “Keith Overbite: Countdown to No Ratings”. Cracks me up everytime I hear him say it.
If I recall, the issue was he & his mom having trouble with their
co-op over their cat.
It was funny.
Should Conservative/Libertarian blogs hold a blogathon for Charles Johnson?
RIX wrote:
You are correct. It was the Saturday (Nov 1, 2008 ) right before the election.
The Osprey wrote:
Levin is great. he takes no prisoners and makes no apologies.
Speranza wrote:
Must be. I really have no idea who that is. Inside joke, that I am not inside enough ( or slow I aint the sharpest tack in the box
), to get.
m wrote:
Levin also mentions Olberbites “Little perversions” which I dare not contemplate.
@ Speranza:
This is rich:
WIR:
But getting blogs shut down under false pretenses is hunky-dorey.
@ Speranza:
It gets better:
@ snork:
when she does it, bullying is fun! Haven’t you figured it out yet? She’s a Democrat. Rules are for Republicans.
Israel and U.S. begin indirect peace talks
Shit I didn’t even know we are at War?
Speranza wrote:
You mean Olby has a little weiner.
Ha, serves him right.
@ Foghorn Leghorn:
Oh, no, Olberman is a huge dick. From the top of his head to the soles of his feet, he’s all dick.
If you look on True/Slant, under the “contributors” section, Chucky the PonytailedHuskyBloggingJazzGuitarist is 26th most popular out of 30, but he is “most active” with 29 posts in the past 5 days…must be trying to use that place to boost traffic.
Speranza wrote:
Ignore him like MM that will hurt him most.
Speranza wrote:
I have looked and cannot find reference to something I remember when Olby was on TV in LA.
He left because of some type of ‘problem’ at a time (80s) when the most common unnamed problems usually meant drugs.
Charles Foster Johnson extends his Blogger McCarthyism to me
Ok, who’s dinking with the quote code?
Could he possibly believe that, serious question? FBV always seemed alright to me & rational. This has to be for Chucks consumption.
@ Poteen:
He should be abusing prozac.
And who yoinked the buttons? Oh noes!!!
RIX wrote:
he has been a sycophant for many months now.
snork wrote:
She’s a charmer!
Sorry to hear that. I guess that is about all that is left.
That place is now such a mess, but hey the fun & intetrsting
people are here.
Oh. I did it. Note to self: don’t disable javascript.
Speranza wrote:
ANYONE left there is
@ Speranza:
It’s hard not to wake up when you’re tossed out of bed.
@ snork:
It is OK to disable Javascript, just do expect anything to work if you do. Even with the whiz-bang tools that seem to do everything for you, it is often javascript under the hood.
@ RIX:
Only albusteve and Mandy seem not to be sycophants.
The Osprey wrote:
He copies his posts from lgf to True/Slant ? 1 : 1 ?
Guggi wrote:
Pretty much.
snork wrote:
Tossed under the bus is more like it. She and Sharmuta two of the biggest members of the I Love Chuck fan club are tossed aside by iceweasel and Jimmah and Chunk does nothing.
OT:
Welcome To Turkey 2010
Turkish Police Accost Sabbath Worshipers in Synagogue
&
Turkish PM Erdogan: ‘Rachel’s Tomb was never Jewish’
@ Speranza:
You must have missed Albusteve’s public fellation of CJ the otherday. he may not be the most psycho of them, but he’s definately a psychophant.
@ WrathofG-d:
I love how they claim that a tomb for a women with a JEWISH NAME has never been Jewish.
It’s like saying that Jerusalem (a Hebrew name that is “Yerushalayim” in Hebrew) has never been Jewish.
This is their game:
The coins found with ancient Hebrew writing on them? Not Jewish.
The ancient synagogues with carvings of the Temple Menorah as ancient decorations? Not Jewish.
The Dead Sea Scrolls of Hebrew scripture written in Hebrew? Not Jewish.
These guys stare reality in the face and say, “It’s not there.”
Iron Fist wrote:
Ewww. Hippy goo.
Eliana wrote:
Those were the Hebishite Muslims. Didn’t you know?
@ WrathofG-d:
IMHO turkey is rapidly circling and flushing itself down the islameist drain.
@ Eliana:
I think you’re getting hung up on the arrow of time thing. Islamic physics is more advanced. Time doesn’t have a particular direction. That’s why there was Islam before Mohammed.
Seriously, that’s what they believe. Islam was there from the beginning, and Judaism and Christianity are corruptions of Islam. You guys got the Issac/Ishmael thing wrong, for example.
@ snork:
Yeah – their “historians” tend to be creative writers.
Any minute, I’m expecting the “Palestinians” to claim that they were once blue with long pony tails that could make psychic connections with their goats and donkeys.
Seems to be. Albusteve had a real smackdown with Ludwig.
They really went after each other. Surprising that Steve survived.
snork wrote:
Oh, that’s why no one is reading this stuff
@ snork:
Yeah – they claim that Moses (Mousa in Arabic) got the Qu’ran on Mount Sinai but the nefarious Jews rewrote it to become the Torah. Not that the Jews actually existed, of course. Jews have never existed, in their view.
Their lies get all tangled up with each other.
Ok, this joke pretty much writes itself. Anybody want to take a swing
at it?
@ RIX:
This is hilarious. Top thread at BVoAF:
@ RIX:
You are right, the jokes write themselves
@ WrathofG-d:
No shocker there. These are the same Turks who deny killing 2 Million Armenians. They also occupy North Cyprus. Turks after the Arabs are one of the biggest Genocidal people.
@ snork:
He’s a paranoid Jazz Artist.
anyone left at 1.o is a psychophant………..
@ RIX:
“Hi, I like motorbikes and I own a gun.”
“GET OFF MY BLOG!”
@ phoenixgirl:
Just groupies of an 80′s relic.
archonix wrote:
You forgot the Bible?
http://www.politicalbyline.com/2010/03/08/charles-foster-johnson-extends-his-blogger-mccarthyism-to-me/
I wonder the total number of bannings over Van Jones & ACORN.
He was at his Captain Queeg worse during all of that, demanding total agreement.
Rodan wrote:
he’s lying! charles said he has never banned anyone! fat bastard vegetarian is lying as well…….how could he possibly see any bannings deserved or asked for if charles never bans?/
FULTON, Texas — A former Air Force sentry dog handler in Vietnam has one last mission.
He’s working with others to honor military canines with a national monument.
“Our war dogs deserve recognition for the lives they saved,” said Larry Chilcoat, who patrolled the combat perimeter of Camp Cameron, Vietnam, throughout 1969 with a German shepherd named Geisha.
“It’s been 40 years, and I have a beautiful wife and granddaughter, but I don’t carry their pictures,” said Chilcoat, 62. “But I still carry a photo of Geisha; she changed my life.”
“I love my family,” Chilcoat said, “but Geisha was my lifeblood in a jungle nightmare, and we both relied on each other day and night to survive.
I hope thy succed
@ RIX:
I wonder how many bannings were over the “Obama did not bow” incident last Spring.
@ Speranza:
Not to mention my witchdoctor thing. He put that up what, three or four times?
Iron Fist wrote:
Was that yours? I remember that brewhaha
@ phoenixgirl:
@ Iron Fist:
@ Speranza:
He’s commenting on the link I gave, I say call him out.
I got banned for posting at GCP.
@ Nevergiveup:
Wojtek, the ammo bearing bear.
A good article on the “nontroversy”…btw, if Chunkles is still clinging to that canard, he’s in deeper denial than a 400 lb woman drinking a Diet Coke with her Big Mac and large fries.
http://weeklystandard.com/articles/denial
Cute pic of Gore freezing his nads off, while polar bears point and giggle.
@ Rodan:
an alert must have woke him from his nap
@ The Osprey:
I do the same thing. I think the part that helps is that Levin says it with such conviction.
It appears that Mark Levin is prophetic as it really is a countdown to “no ratings”. He’ll be off the air soon enough. Or, better yet, MSNBC will entirely go bankrupt just like Air America.
The Osprey wrote:
That’s a great story
@ Rodan:
Charles would undoubtably say that not being sufficiently respectful (worshipful) of teh Won was asking to be banned.
Zero is -19 today at
Rassmussen.
Nevergiveup wrote:
I thought you would find it interesting.
Check out the links on the wiki page to the articles in the Daily Mail and the Scotsman. A lot of the guys from Polish II Corps stayed in Scotland after the war rather than return to then communist dominated Poland and would go to visit the bear at the Edinburgh zoo and bring him “gifts”…cigarettes and beer.
@ Bill Jenkins:
Olberman is a loser and a liar. He’s done.
Rodan wrote:
he is a psychotic.
@ chickadee:
Yup!
He’s out campaigning for the 2008 election again today.
He’s not doing well.
Rodan wrote:
He has a program set up which will alert him whenever his name is mentioned. The thing is besides “Charles Johnson” it has to have “Chuckle Johnson”, “Snowball’, “CF’nJohnson”, “Husky Pony Tailed Blogger”, “selrahC”, etc.
@ Speranza:
A Stalk-o-Matic? CJ stalking his own blog, or others?
Iron Fist wrote:
I was watching that one and witnessed you being sent into the cornfield. That was in Augst or September when he collected over 500 scalps.
Newsflash: Eric Massa to appear on Glenn Beck tomorrow…
Iron Fist wrote:
I cannot wait for the inevtiable day when iceweasel and Jimmah take over in a blogosphere putsch and ban Charlies.
Yeah, I had forgotten about that. CJ denied the evidence of his own eyes.
Do you recall his video that claimed that Tea Partiers were wildly applauding book burning? I said “must be a lot of one handed clapping” Surprisng that he didn’t ban me that night.
He is either completely dishonest or delusional.
Aladin Sane wrote:
I would not be surprised if KKKillgore Trout ratted you out.
From Breitbart: Massa blasts fellow dems, says Rahm Emmanuel is “spawn of Satan”.
Speranza wrote:
I got banned for pissing on KKK Trout. AHHHH.
@ The Osprey:
@ Speranza:
If that happens, Charles could always blog at LGFWatch…
RIX wrote:
I think that was the most pathetic of all the crassness that LGF has ever exhibited. Even most of his sycophants were disagreeing with him. Bush leaned forward to get a medal placed around his neck, Obama bowed.
Guggi wrote:
And he has full editorial control of the comments section. He seems to have banned me there too!
Iron Fist wrote:
Charles is more left-wing then Dave Ray and V.
Crashnburn01 wrote:
He deletes critical comments of his writings on True/Slant.
Disagreeing about the estimated crowd size and signage at a Tea Party in D.C. got lots of people kicked off. lol
That latest video of clucky is frightening. He looks like a grotesque unfinished claymation creature.
And he is still pushing AGW. He can’t bear the thought of his new lefty beliefs being shot down by facts.
Nevergiveup wrote:
I made him sniff Irish Rose’s bloomers!
How’s that for an image before your eyes?
Speranza wrote:
Are you suggesting one or two of his other personalities will fight with and defeat the main one? Sounds like an episode of the Twilight Zone! Or Kirk slapping himself around on Star Trek…
chickadee wrote:
I said the other day he looks a bit like Hannibal Lector.
Irish musicians (The Coors), not to be confused with Irish Rose.
Speranza wrote:
Call him Pudgy Ponytailed Plucker. That oughta freak out his program.
@ Speranza:
Yes he does. I even tried positive ones – same dealio..
Crashnburn01 wrote:
iceweasel and Jimmah are both all too real.
@ Speranza:
He dropped his lighter.
http://www.breakingnewsviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/obama-bows-to-japanese.jpg
Asking if he has anything weird on his head .
Nothing to see here…
Poteen wrote:
How about “Fat F**k” That ought to catch a wide variety of Internet quotes for his snooper!
@ Crashnburn01:
He sure is a ousy debater.
@ jimash:
He also bowed to the mayor of Tampa.
Even BEER SALES are impacted by Obama recession!
@ Speranza:
I kinda always thought he was typing away on four or five different browser windows. Ice Weasel and Jimmah don’t write in the Queen’s English. Americanized dictionaries? A little odd – most Brits I’ve met are pretty adamant about how we have tortured the language.
Speranza wrote:
Yes, there is a craziness like that abt. him. It is in the eyes. Just dark holes.
Creepy.
@ Speranza:
Tampa ? Thought he saw a bug .
@ Speranza:
Lousy debater? State run media discussion topics have more debate in North Korea than that Fat Tool has on any of his “blogs”!
Crashnburn01 wrote:
icewesael always used a lot of Britishisms (actually she is Irish) such as using the “s” instead of the “z” as in “recognise” as well as terms such as “bollocks” and “rubbish”.
@ jimash:
he was looking for a dime on the ground
@ chickadee:
He looks nothing like the photo of himself that he publishes. lol.
chickadee wrote:
The eyes are just too many years of Maui Macaroons.
Speranza wrote:
KKKT is “Squealer” of the ‘Animal Farm’.
Crashnburn01 wrote:
Lol. Someone wrote that Radio Pyongyang has more debate then MSNBC (or LGF).
@ jimash:
“Is that three nines?”
Guggi wrote:
I forgot to include Dark_Falcon
@ Speranza:
And is wonderful argument for post natal abortion in Ireland.//
snowcrash wrote:
The one with the hat that hides his halloween wig?
@ Speranza:
True, but not consistently. Enough to look like some one who is trying real hard to sound like they are from that side of the pond. I don’t doubt it is a real person – I just always thought there were enough inconsistencies to allow for the double personality theory for Chuckles.
@ Crashnburn01:
iceweasel’s syntax is definitely female.
You could almost hear the music from an old Twilight Zone episode.
Speranza wrote:
So is clucky’s.
@ Speranza:
I like “it” better. There are a lot of dudes that can pull that one off. Ask tourists returning from Las Vegas bachelor parties about those cheap hookers….. lol!
@ chickadee:
That’s the only one I’ve ever seen, until the interview. The ballcap picture is from younger days.
@ jimash:
Hi, {jimash}, how are you today ?
@ Speranza:
Iceweasel is real and she is female. She is also blue herrons sock. Jimmah is real, but I thought he was gay. That is why I think the relationship thing is all a deep joke, you know “4 the lulz”.
The shoe teleprompter?
RIX wrote:
No one agreed with him. He took that so personally, he could not quit hammering his meme. I think he put up 4 threads attempting to bring us to his truth.
He was just sure we would abandon years of using our own sight and experience to interpret the obvious. He is a vicious cult leader who will not tolerate anyone seeing the world except through his own dark holes for eyes. He is a sick sob.
Pres. Bush did not bow.
DFQ: What is “BVoAF?”
I just read that “how to get banned” BS.
I wasn’t banned for mildly protesting the defenestration of Fjordman.
I didn’t get banned when I held that Suleiman Talovic was a case of SJS.
My negative attitude toward the Homeland security “homegrown threat” memo didn’t do it.
Arguing with ludwig von wighat left me with only a swat of the delete stick.
I was banned for posting here, which I did because I found that this was where all the interesting people had gone.
So he’s full of it, and then some. For so long I thought it was some kind of joke or test. Nope.
@ Guggi:
Hiya Guggi. I’m god. Hope you are too. tanks.
Speranza wrote:
And you know this how?
Bunk X wrote:
WHat is a “DFQ”?
(Sorry , had to)
PIMF. I am NOT G-D. Cancel all scheduled worship of me.
I am merelly GOOD. two O’s. Cheez.
It was like the old Grocho Marx joke, “Are you going to believe me or your lying eyes?”
Only with CJ it was not a joke & actually disturbing, pure 1984.
Here’s nice photo of him that catches his true essence.
http://avideditor.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/cojd.jpg
You have to bow if you want to put the plug in the stern.
@ chickadee:
Whenever there is any disagreement, he has to keep putting up new threads and hammering and hammering his point. LOL. He can’t let anything go, or accept that someone else thinks differently. He kept doing it after the NY Times profile too, 3 extra posts disputing the interviewer. Makes him look weird.
snowcrash wrote:
Well that ain’t to difficult
SciFiGuy wrote:
Dairy F***ing Queen.
@ Nevergiveup:
LOL, true.
SciFiGuy wrote:
That’s the first one.
@ snowcrash:
look?!!?
snowcrash wrote:
He’s a tyrant. And as maniacal as a tyrannical wimp can be.
He has no concept how weird his behavior looks to most people.
SciFiGuy wrote:
I had a Dumb F***ing Question about “BVoAF.”
Breaking news: two ACORN workers indicted for election fraud in Wisconsin:
Suck it, Leftist kooks! Bet CJ puts this one in the Cone of Silence™
chickadee wrote:
Elmer Fudd with a pony tail
snowcrash wrote:
I think it’s that behavior that made me lose interest in ’07. So you believe in evolution. Ok. Whatever. But it was like thread after thread after thread. And then the jihad against the creationists. Ok. You don’t like creationists. 10-4. But it was thread after thread after thread.
I just said this is madness. Actually, it was madness in its very early stages. I had no concept how extreme it was about to become.
That handle “Blog Version of Animal Farm” is priceless. It is such a devastating blow to clucky.
I bet he never gets over it.
@ Crashnburn01:
LOL
chickadee wrote:
Does he ever get over anything?
Crashnburn01 wrote:
Or Marvin the Martian with a pony tail. Verrrrrrrry angry, indeed!
snork wrote:
Only conservatism.
chickadee wrote:
Yes, but everyone is referring to Chuck as “Snowball” which is incorrect. “Snowball” was meant to be Trotsky, whereas the pig named “Napoleon” was Stalin. CJ is definitely more of a Stalin than a Trotsky. “Napoleon” also makes more sense in the “crazy people who think they are Napoleon” meme.
@ snork:
Exactly!
Wow… Thanks for the link gang… and for the support. It is appreciated.
I mean, I made a comment, that I knew would rattle chuckie’s chain a little and he just totally banned me from the blog. I mean, from viewing it. I never was a commenter there.
Like I said, if that idiot thinks that I am a threat, he is a bigger fool than I thought.
Again, thanks for the link in. that hits are nice and you are all welcome to come on over and hang out. I do moderate comments, for troll control. But I am a cool guy to be around.
Again, thanks.
-Patrick
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@ RightBloggerPat:
Patrick, is that a threat about the gun? If so you are a complete jerk. You moderate for troll controll at your site but come here and leave that kind of shit? You are worse than a jerk. I think the P.S. should be removed by our moderator.
@ RightBloggerPat:
Hey add us to your blogroll, we are adding you!
@ Rodan:
Rodan, it is your call, but that P.S. is trouble making.
[...] thanks to these guys for linking in, in the comments section. Glad to see that I am not the only person who has ran into [...]
@ snowcrash:
He’s joking to get the Jazz Guy upset.
He’s not serious.
@ snowcrash:
No he’s joking because Then Jazz Guy perceives anything as a threat. It would be different is he said, I’m going after the Jazz Guy. He’s just doing it to push his buttons.
If it was a real threat, the comment would be taken down.
Rodan wrote:
I didn’t find the P.S. “joke” funny either. Just sayin’.
@ Rodan:
Okay. I’m going to Patrick’s site and having my hissy fit over there. lol
@ Bunk X:
@ snowcrash:
I removed the glock reference.
Okay guys. I sorry.
*hangs head*
Anyhow, thanks for the support. The dude is a trip.
chickadee wrote:
It’s hilarious over at that DANGEROUS MINDS where Hen johnson has made a mistake in getting into the conversation. He is being blasted. Heck don’t worry about him when you think about dangerous minds.He lacks one of those words. His little pal who has his eyebrows done professionally is deleting the worst evidence of Hen. Hen is getting rabid being backed down. just some funny s****
@ RightBloggerPat:
No biggy, I sent you an explanation on your blog.
Just don’t want to give this Jazz Artist ammo against us and you!
Anyway, welcome aboard and please feel free to contribute on our discussions.
@ RightBloggerPat:
He’s a leftover 80′s Jazz Artist.
@ RightBloggerPat:
No, you just didn’t know about the bizarre crap we’ve had to put up with. Its all good.
snork wrote:
she admitted it when she was whining about getting a work visa so she and jimmah could live together in Scotland.
I don’t give a rat’s ass about that perverted POS’s show that NOBODY watches which airs on a network that NOBODY with a brain watches, just get the MF-’er off of Sunday Night Football…
Nevergiveup wrote:
Same here. I told KKKilgore Trout, when he was happier than a pig in shit after The Zero™ got elected, that he was so lame he couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse. Naturally, the fat, washed up ukulele player with the bad pony-tail immediately banned me.
Bob in Breckenridge wrote:
He could not get laid in a Hong Kong whore house with a fist full of 50′s.
@ snowcrash:
“He kept doing it after the NY Times profile too”
That worthless birdcage liner really did devote a few lines of their worthless excuse for a newspaper to that fat washed-up ukulele player? Say it ain’t so, Joe!
“25-54 viewers”
I’m surprised that he has that many viewers.