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We're not easily offended and don't want people to think they have to walk on eggshells around here (like at another place that shall remain nameless) but of course, there is a limit to everything.
Play nice!
C’mere Rahmbo, let me give ya a little squeeze.
Must I. I’m eating
john conyers wife just got 3 years.
Former DEMOCRAT Detroit City Council member Monica Conyers, the wife of House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers (DEMOCRAT-Mich.), was sentenced to three years and one month in prison Wednesday for her part in a bribery scandal.
Must have the precious!
vagabond trader wrote:
@ coldwarrior:
Wonder if they do conjugal incarceration.
The Osprey wrote:
LOL, you beat me to it.
It’s mine . . . . it’s mine.
“I’m really not as crazy as I look”
vagabond trader wrote:
there is no way in hell that he didnt know what was going on.
….And I reached in and pulled his heart right from his chest…..
If I were Sauron I would place my hand on the Palantir like this.
….and ate it…
Barry, I am the puppetmaster!
Dance for me, you little bitch!
…and now my young Jedi…..you will die!
Is see a Tea Bagger is standing on his hands?
She looks like Dorian Grey when his picture was destroyed. lol
(Not our resident Dorian Grey)
@ coldwarrior:
That old commie will keep the ill gotten gains safe and sound offshore while wifey does the time.
Arab League chief: Palestinians pull of talks
Palestinians won’t be entering indirect talks with Israel at this time, Arab League Chief Moussa says Wednesday night, following organization’s urgent session held in wake of Israel’s east Jerusalem construction plans
Hey Biden, how’s that diplomacy going?
maybe she’s making a shadow bunny for the press corps!
And your little dog too!!!
Nancy sez…I’m going back to California in the morning. I don’t want the little jet, I want the BIG jet. And restock the Johnny Walker, there’s only this much left!
vagabond trader wrote:
conyers should be investigated as well…he and rangle can share a cell.
@ coldwarrior:
The entire black caucus is a racist scam.
“I haven’t lived 5,000 years to be stopped by the likes of you… crap was that out loud?”
snork wrote:
Oh that’s gotta be the winner
“Your feeble skills are no match for the dark side!”
What a world, what a world! Who’d have thought that a bunch of teabagging rednecks could foil my magnificent wickedness!
Doctor, look at my hand. I think I’ve taken too much Botox.
I’m this close….this close…. No one is going to stop me no one, you hear??
vagabond trader wrote:
yep, race baiting, money scamming poverty pimps.
snork wrote:
LOL perfect.
i’ll turn my bitchiness up to 11!
Charles come back, I’ll give you fruit & water!
@ RIX:
heh… I have no idea what mati-hari is, but I bet that ain’t it.
I’m goin’ for socialism, wanna bet I can’t take you?
I’m goin’ for socialism, wanna bet I can’t take you?
There ain’t no limit, baby
To what a power-crazy Speaker will do…
OT
Monica Conyers took $69,000 in bribes all totaled
I’d like to know if this loot went on she and her husbands tax return. If not, then they committed tax fraud. If they did, then he signed off on taking bribes. Either way, arrest him!
PS: I heard John Conyers asked the judge to give his wife 25 to life
Actually, I’m pretty sure that I’m happier not knowing.
The Claw!
Listen, Massa. I don’t care if this is the men’s locker room, and I don’t care if you’re butt naked. Vote for the bill, or I’ll take my bra off!
@ The Osprey:
my pick for caption winner
UPDATED!!!!
new pic added
@ RIX:
**snort**chortle**
Adios amigos
Doppelganger wrote:
BINGO!
@ coldwarrior:
oh dear… okay, I’ll be crass
“Obama and Pelosi, illustrating their respective bedroom maladies.”
Doppelganger wrote:
Ditto
Second one: Bet your bottom dollar you’ll lose the blues in Chicago, Chicago…
0 – “who bogarted my spliff?”
Kalimaaaaa!!!! Kalimaaaaaaa!!!!
“Speak to the hand”
@ Kirly:
no, not the claw, the CRAW!
2nd pick caption
“Go, I will. Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.”
Do you see this middle America, It’s the worlds tiniest violin…….
Nancy meets Thing
/Lurch
Obama:
“Does anyone want this bugger I picked during the meeting with the GOP?”
wolfie wrote:
“I’m calling it a little green football.”
I am so reminded of Gagool the Witch-Finder in King Solomon’s Mines.
“You see this fly ? I killed it with my own hand. Sometimes I glue it to the top of my head and show it to foreign leaders to show them I mean BUSINESS!”
@ song_and_dance_man:
ROFL!
Motorhead
“Claw”
Watching you watching me
I was hoping you’d be here tonight
Watching him watching you
He’d better watch out too
‘Coz he keeps getting in my light
I think he’s going overload
Don’t know what you’re running for
He thinks he’s got you where he wants you babe
But he don’t understand the power of the claw
The claw, the claw, the claw
You know me I know you
We both know what we came here fore
And he think he knows you
He thinks he’s got you too
Gonna make him cry for sure
He’s going to have to make his own way home
I don’t know what’s he’s smiling for
He thinks you’re gonna keep your promises babe
But he don’t understand the power of the claw
The claw, the claw, the claw
Me walking up to you
And whisper in your eager ear
You whisper back to me
And he begins to see
He feel the claw is near.
And so the ballet starts again
Exit stage left through the door
And we begin the horizontal dance
And he begins to know just what the claw is for
The claw, the claw, the claw, the claw
The claw, the claw, the claw, the claw
You know just what the claw is for
You know just what the claw is for
You know just what the claw is for
I know what my claw is for
“I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I’ll bide my time until … Oh, what the hell. I’ll just crush him like an ant.”
I’ll caption both at the same time
Dumb and Dumber
or
twocatsfucking
Top one
” This is the move that got me the part of the Emperor in that Star Wars movie “
@snork – “and your little dog too” was my 1st thought. too bad I was WORKING when the thing 1st showed up. Damn, Outsnorked.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Speaking of Haggard —Rider, that is, not the great Merle— I am at present reading She. It’s an extraordinary book in many respects, but I don’t particularly enjoy it.
I think this gets ‘em bofe… and a few more; Nurse Ratched and a few friends
I like it when Grandma takes me to the potty.
Why?
Cause her hand shakes.
Re Obama: “And what is more, he thinks he’s God, standing up there with a thief on either side of him.” —Invisible Man
At Sinai, the Israelites, upon being offered the Torah, said, “We will do and we will understand!” That is, they accepted the Torah from G-d before knowing what was in it, agreeing to learn and understand it after they had accepted it.
Obama and his cohorts are demanding, quite literally, that we do what the Israelites did at Sinai; accept before knowing what we are accepting. That is one thing when one is being presented with a gift by the Almighty; it is quite another when one is being asked to swallow a massive bill cobbled together by a corrupt Congress and an arrogant President.
myselfandi wrote:
@ wolfie:
H. Rider Haggard was a misogynistic creep. The roots of adventure fiction—Haggard, Edgar Wallace, E. Phillips Oppenheim, Saxe Rohmer, Robert E. Howard, HP Lovecraft—are very racist, antisemitic and misogynistic, and the templates they laid down are still very much alive today.
Palm Pilot 1.0
Nurse Nancy & Friends, Part Deux
Gotcha by the balls Barack!
Let go or I’ll pinch yer little titties Nancy!
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Interesting. I don’t know much about this genre at all.
Do you know anything about ER Burroughs and the Tarzan stuff?
wolfie wrote:
I actually haven’t read much of the Edgar Rice Burroughs stuff, except The Land that Time Forgot and The People That Time Forgot—and those a very long time ago. The local library did not stock them when I was a kid, because “they were not literature.” Really.
Rohmer is the most blatant racist of the lot—not only with the character of Fu Manchu, but with his anti-black and antisemitic and anti-Mittel Europan portrayals in “Tales of Limehouse” and “Grey Face.” Haggard comes close; Lovecraft routinely mentions people of “mongrel blood.” Howard’s story “In the Valley of the Worm” is a paean to Aryan supremacy; Wallace’s Boer War story “The Jew Lioski” is casually antisemitic, as is Oppenheim’s book “The Treasure House of Martin Hews.”
My newest Blog post is up, With friends like these…
@ huckfunn:
Good stuff,lol.
Unlimited Power!
Elmer Gantry and his mother.
Give Pelosi a mortar and pestle to fly around in and she could be Baba Yaga…
Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings prefers the President’s postioning and technique.
@ gulfloafer:
I nominate gulfloater for winner in bofe categories.
Not even this much oil mo-fo’s.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/The-Obama-Moratorium-No-offshore-drilling-while-hes-in-office-87246077.html
@ vagabond trader:
Didn’t the lying son of a bitch pretend otherwise just recently, at a press conference or the State of the Union or something?
“Nancy”
“It’s ok hon,, its not true what Mark Levin says,, “I’m not a black widow spider”!
“B. Obama”
“My mother told me about women like you.” and “I dam well know
“whitey” when’s they’s come’s around after’s dark.”
@ buzzsawmonkey:
He lied about lots of stuff during that speech.
What else is new?
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Baba Yaga? Is your day job a librarian?
gulfloafer wrote:
Not in the least. Doesn’t everyone know about Baba Yaga?
Just saying,
Just does not seem real.
Dam!
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Oh yeah. ***sigh***
lobo91 wrote:
Exactly…
Nancy: “What do you mean this isn’t 6 inches?”
(it could explain her attitude…..)
“0″(pronounced zero): “I’m this close, just 6 inches, from the Amerika as Iwant to fundamentally transform it!”
@ doriangrey:
He pretended to support construction of new nuke plants, as well.
That was one of his funniest bits in that routine.
@ huckfunn:
Thanks
@ lobo91:
I laughed too.It beats crying for the next three years.
vagabond trader wrote:
“You see me laughin’
Laughin’ just to keep from cryin’…”
—Mildred Bailey
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
I like mustard on my Baba Yagas?
gulfloafer wrote:
Get yer Baba Yagas out!
—the Rolling Stones
“If you give me just this much I’ll take ___________!”
gulfloafer wrote:
… If someone told me to use the Baba Yaga in a sentence.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Mildred knew how to get along.
Botox soaks to the bone and beyond
waldensianspirit wrote:
I’m b-b-b-b-bad to the Botox
Bad to the Botox…
Is it Norman Bates and his dead mother?
I think my Grandma used to do the Baba Yaga .
But really she had one good story.
Grandpa had a tavern in Newark back in the 30′s-40′s.
She would tell about how an American Nazi came in there and hassled him, and Ol’ Max
went over the bar and took him out in the street kicked his ass and took away his armband.
Then she would produce this perfectly new looking Nazi armband from the sideboard drawer.
That was a good one.
President Obama: “I *squish* your head! I squish ALL of your heads!”
heh.
Ought oh, I’m about to enter the No Spin Zone …
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
The name’s familiar … isn’t she the one with a hut on chicken legs?
@ Et Norsk Troll:
I used to love that show.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
And the botox is bad to you.
@ snork:
It’s all … and …
all your botox are belong to me
Pelosi: My pecker is this long!
Zero: My pecker is this long!
In dreams I crush your hopes, voters
Between my fingertips
You are credulous dopes, voters
To believe words from my lips
I haven’t any right, voters
To do the things I do
But though I have no right, voters
I’ll do it in the night, voters
In dreams I crush your hopes, voters
And pray my dreams come true…
Empire1 wrote:
That’s her.
Captions:
Pelosi: Fuldkommen gak.
Bam: Kukkuk.
Man, that Oblabla really looks scary in that shot. In fact, I’ve noticed his glowering look is getting more and more severe.
6 of the 10 richest counties in U.S. are in DC area
Wonder why that is?
She’s saying “I’m a real cougar!”
The U.S. Department of Education (ED) intends to purchase twenty-seven (27) REMINGTON BRAND MODEL 870 POLICE 12/14P MOD GRWC XS4 KXCS SF. RAMAC #24587 GAUGE: 12 BARREL: 14″ – PARKERIZED CHOKE: MODIFIED SIGHTS: GHOST RING REAR WILSON COMBAT; FRONT – XS CONTOUR BEAD SIGHT STOCK: KNOXX REDUCE RECOIL ADJUSTABLE STOCK FORE-END: SPEEDFEED SPORT-SOLID – 14″
alert alert alert alert alert alert alert
Democrats Prepare “Slaughter Solution” to Ram Unpopular Health Care Takeover Through Congress Without a Vote
The twisted scheme by which Democratic leaders plan to bend the rules to ram President Obama’s massive health care legislation through Congress now has a name: the Slaughter Solution.
The Slaughter Solution is a plan by Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY), the Democratic chair of the powerful House Rules Committee and a key ally of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), to get the health care legislation through the House without an actual vote on the Senate-passed health care bill. You see, Democratic leaders currently lack the votes needed to pass the Senate health care bill through the House. Under Slaughter’s scheme, Democratic leaders will overcome this problem by simply “deeming” the Senate bill passed in the House – without an actual vote by members of the House.
An article in this morning’s edition of National Journal’s CongressDaily breaks the story, starting with the headline: “SLAUGHTER PREPS RULE TO AVOID DIRECT VOTE ON SENATE BILL.” Excerpts
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OH MY GOD!
I CANNOT BELIVE THEY ARE GONNA TRY THIS!
Like this one.
Here too.
Creepy!
Yet another healthcare curveball
@ snork:
I note that the place of delivery is U.S. Department of Education
Office of Inspector General
c/o: Gary Pawlak, Special Agent
500 West Madison Street – Suite 1414
Chicago, IL 60661
Sounds like a possible surge to re-take the public schools in O-hole’s home district. Recommendation: Get more shotguns.
Nancy: BRAINS! BRAAAAINS!
@ vagabond trader:
We saw that when they wouldn’t let JC Watts join.
@ rain of lead:
pt 2, this is important
And unlike other Unconstitutional things Congress does, there’s caselaw here suggesting pretty clearly that when Congress attempts to pass a law in the absence of proper bicameralism and presentment, a person negatively affected by Congress’s action (e.g., a person required to pay a fine for not having health insurance) has standing to challenge the law’s validity in the Courts. This farce is illegal and unconstitutional on its face, and someone has to be advising the Democrats in the House of this fact. They already know the American people don’t want this bill. They know by now that what they’re trying to do is illegal. The question now is whether they still have the shame to care about either
O: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling teabaggers!!!
@ rain of lead:
NoThreat and I were talking about this earlier. I can’t believe that they are considering it, either. The word that you are looking for is “coup”. That would be what that would be. It would be a huge Constitutional Crisis. Would the Supreme Court step in? What if the decision is a 5-4 decision? What if Obama tells the Supreme Court to fuck off? This is a whole barrel of fish-hooks. Somebody will wind up getting hurt badly. We’ve never been here, not even when South Carolina fired on Fort Sumpter. Uncharted waters, in the vein of a third world dictatorship.
“Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action.”
Who makes the better Captain Queeg?
Iron Fist wrote:
Obama’s got that one under control. They’ll be illegal soon enough.
calcajun wrote:
Chunkles. “They’re making threats on my life again, mom”.
@ Iron Fist:
it seems if they do this then millions of americans would have standing to sue. the lawsuits would light up like the fourth of july
Rush is gonna go apeshit tomorrow
Iron Fist wrote:
Obama is going the Honduras route.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
I think what’s going on is that they’re 2 millimeters from the finish line, and can’t stand having it in the bag, and that’s bringing all of these crackpot ideas out of the ozone.
They’ll buy a few more bluedogs off, and that’ll be that. After all it’s not their money.
Same caption for both of ‘em:
“Bra-a-a-ains…BRA-A-A-A-A-A-I-I-I-NNNNNSSS!!”
@ m:
Crap! I didn’t see you up there, M.
Great brains thinkin’, I guess.
@ garycooper:
HAHAHAHAHA! or something!
These are not the ‘droids you are looking for.
My wiener is this big
Brains….. Brains….. Brains…….
Michele left me this much of my manhood.
I am Dr. Detroit, I make adjustments to the human spine.
@ m:
Or something. Damn, that bitch is scary!
And Pelosi’s age is really catching up to her, too.
Top picture: Just go to sleep. When you wake up, you will feel no pain.
Bottom picture: Curses! I’ll have to be sneakier than usual to get my way!
@ garycooper:
Oops, sorry I stepped away from the thread, and did not read through all of the newer posts. I guess great minds think alike
I just read the most amazing thing at Michele Malkins blog. An anti war, winter soldier type guy named Adam Kokesh is now running as a Republican candidate for Congress in New Mexico.
http://michellemalkin.com/2010/03/10/adam-kokesh-an-anti-war-smear-merchant-in-republican-clothing/
garycooper wrote:
I think she has had so many face lifts that she would kick something if she smiled.
garycooper wrote:
That kind of old can’t be ‘toxed over.
vagabond trader wrote:
/Yeah, but what has the Congressional White Caucus said about the Congressional Black Caucus?
Oh wait, that would REALLY racist, since, you know, according to race-baiting poverty pimps extraordinaire such as Je$$e Jack$on and Al $harpton, only whitey can be racist…
@ snowcrash:
That’s not the worst part; the worst part is that he’s receiving endorsements from the 9/12 Project and the Republican Liberty Caucus. This is not good.
coldwarrior wrote:
Interesting that her hubby NEVER shows his face around town, no matter what’s going on with his evil wife. People were wagering around here, on whether he’d show up for her sentencing, and I was so right for laughing off this crazy notion.
She was lucky to get off with 37 months, after all the new evidence came to light during her graft-agent Sam Riddle’s trial. She had already pled guilty, but feds wanted to throw some more time at her. Looks like she’ll do a full three years in the clink, right now. Wouldn’t shock me if she shanked a few people in there.
snork wrote:
Heheh…anyone remember the “Toxic Avenger” movies? She’s like, “The Last Temptation Of Toxie.”
gulfloafer wrote:
snowcrash wrote:
Well, Matt Damon’s got his candidate…
rain of lead wrote:
This *HAS to be a joke, right?
Right, ROL?
Joke, right?
???
Et Norsk Troll wrote:
Would that ’twere so.
@ citizen_q:
That makes three of us, now.
I’m not gonna sleep tonight…hope she’s not one of those modern, fast-moving zombies!
@ Morgan:
This guys story needs to get out. He is a horror and is deceiving the electorate by portraying himself as a patriotic anti war veteran. spit. TFK needs to read this. Another John F’n Kerry. OMG.
Got to sign off, but before I do, let me give a quick shout out not only to the Verdant Fat Woodchuck, but to his schlockpuppets: Bite me.
This just in from Sen. Specter
Dear Mr. Madsen:
Thank you for contacting my office regarding health reform. On December 24, 2009, I voted in favor of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, which the Senate passed by a vote of 60-39. This legislation is an important step in ensuring adequate health care becomes a right in America and not just a privilege.
This legislation extends coverage to 31 million more Americans. It also has important insurance reforms: no longer can an insurance company reject a claim because of a pre-existing condition; no longer can there be a lifetime limit on insurance coverage. It also provides subsidies to those who need assistance and tax credits for small businesses that offer health care to their employees. Notably, it is projected to reduce the deficit by $132 billion in the next ten years and by greater amounts in the following decade. However, the bill lacks provisions that I would have preferred. I would like to see a strong, robust public option. I would like to see more clear-cut language on a woman’s right to choose.
I consider the legislation similar to the Civil Rights Act of 1965. It was a very good law, but it took a preliminary legislative enactment in 1957 and another in 1964 – each an incremental step – to set the stage for what was satisfactory and adequate civil rights legislation. This bill is the first step in health reform and I look forward to continuing to improve this legislation in the future.
Again, I appreciate your taking the time to bring your views on this issue to my attention. The concerns of my constituents are of great importance to me, and I rely on you and other Pennsylvanians to inform me of your views. Should you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact my office or visit my website at http://specter.senate.gov.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
I’d like to second that, and throw in a DEATH-THREAT FOR CHARLES JOHNSON. THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING FOR YOU, PORKY!!
Later.
@ garycooper:
I have no interest in, nor am amused by, death threats. I do, however, find Fatboy’s penchant for making up stories and blatant lies rather irritating. What a fucking attention whore.
@ Scott Madsen:
Thats funny. My email said DON’T INTERRUPT ME AND ACT LIKE A LADY. lol
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
@ Scott Madsen:
Yeah. That’s the kind of crap I get from Jim Webb in VA. Blah, blah, blah.
What really irks me is that they act as if they’re educating us or something, as if we are idiots. Grrrrrrrr.
wolfie wrote:
You just haven’t understood the explanations. The Oval Office Oracle said so.
snowcrash wrote:
This is one case where I think, I hope, the blogosphere will help out.
We need to make sure Song & Dance knows about this creep. (He’s in NM.)
@ buzzsawmonkey:
If garycooper could really harnest the zombies, they would starve if cj was all they had for brains.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Yep.
They know what’s good for me. I just can’t understand it.
Scott Madsen wrote:
Jezuz F*** in a Pickup Truck. I hope the dick croaks.
@ m:
I don’t know if you saw the “You Lie” thread, but the Verdant Fat Woodchuck has taken it upon himself to make up fairytales about emails I never sent him.
Bloatboy then proceeded to quote from one of the posts of mine that he had supposedly disappeared forever, to try and prove—horrors!—that I might have at some time listened to someone of whom he disapproved. The notion that I might simply have a vocabulary greater than his (no great feat) did not, of course, enter into his bobblehead.
more info on the slaughter solution
‘The Rules Committee Can Do Just About Anything’
As I noted below, Democrats on the House Rules Committee are considering adopting a special rule that would allow the House to “deem” the Senate health-care bill to have been passed by the very act of voting on reconciliation fixes to it.
This is all a bit obscure, so let me try to put it as clearly as I can. This move would solve for House Democrats the problem of acting first. It would allow the House to pass a reconciliation measure on the health-care bill (complete with fixes to the Cadillac Tax etc.) without first passing the Senate version. It would thus defuse the threat — ingeniously pounded into rank-and-file House Democrats’ heads by Senate Republicans — that the House could pass the Senate bill without the Senate in turn passing the “fixes”, and worse, that the president could sign the Senate bill into law, leaving wavering House members on the hook for supporting it.
That’s the rub on the politics of this thing, and I wouldn’t blame you for stopping right here.But those of you who are procedural masochists might be wondering how the process itself would work
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you really need to read this
Waite! What do you mean, “a house just fell on my sister?”
The last time I saw something like that was in the top of a big dead tree.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Saw this quote on the “overnight open thread”
There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs.
— Ansel Adams
I suppose the irony of that quote is lost on the guy who takes pictures of bolts, his bike tire and cheap rusty hinges, then makes a calender with said pictures and tries to pimp it.
@ snork:
No comparison can be made to the CRAs.
Shameless and shameful.
I hit reply with a message of astonishment over the Senator’s cheekyness, but it bounced back. They probably put me on the shit list due to my original questions about ‘HCR’
@ buzzsawmonkey:
When Chuckles disappears comments and entire comment histories (all comments of someone he despises), I think that the “disappearing” is as dishonest as Chuckles himself.
He has explained in the past that deleting comments doesn’t really delete them. They become comments that can’t be seen anymore.
So he tends to have everything (pretty much) that ever existed as comments on his little green website. He keeps them for his own uses.
It’s a good thing to keep in mind in case his records are ever subpoenaed.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Good grief. He sure is a piece of work. Anybody that has ever read you will know he’s lying again.
Hey cj (waves with one finger).
Most of the work that Chuckles does on his little green website is meant to spy on his “readers” and to subject them to arcane rules (such as only allowing dings from someone who has posted at least 50 comments within a certain time frame – and other rules like that).
Most of his software acts against his “readers” in ways where he is quite literally stalking his own website.
Eliana wrote:
Kinda like Phil Jones’ emails. Chunkles should have ‘splained it to Phil.
@ Da_Beerfreak:
Hey don’t insult Elphaba like that! That bitch Galinda stole her sister’s shoes!
/wicked
@ m:
Elphaba? You’re a hardcore, aren’t you?
@ snork:
~:D
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Just wanted to trip Chunky’s “Early Warning Alarm System,” that sets off flashing red lights and sirens in his secret lair. I have no real power over zombies, but if I did, I would feed them better brains than his moldy Swiss-cheese.
@ m:
Eliana wrote:
What a headcase! LOL.
Seriously, though…the guy is so crazy, he’ll probably be studied by future students of the Early Internet, as one of the strange, self-destructive oddities.
garycooper wrote:
Crap.
bar wrote:
I’m an avid photographer.I mostly shoot urbex. I consider my skills as a 5 or 6 on a scale of 10. I work very hard at it. I love it.
I consider the drivel icarus churns out 0.5 on a scale of 1-10. Composition, color, lighting, originality. Terrible.
I wouldn’t publish his crap. Nobody I know in my circles would publish that drivel. It looks like it was done by a 3rd grader with a disposable camera
@ Doppelganger:
My mother was a photo-journalist with a press pass when she was young. Later, she turned to commercial photography with a firm.
Chuckles has no idea what he’s doing.
My mother’s photographs could fill a gallery with visitors walking around in wonder for hours.
Another caption:
“For death awaits you all with big pointy nasty teeth!”
Eliana wrote:
It’s kind of insulting to anybody who tries to produce quality work. His work is the uquivalent of a jerk who draws crotch shots on bathroom stalls, and thinks he’s Raphael
@ Doppelganger:
I like taking photographs. I have no clue what I am doing, so when a picture turns out fairly decent, its by per-accident and the help of technology.
Now I don’t try to make cheap rusty gate hinges look like modern art master pieces either.
Pelosi: You have failed me for the last time…
“Boogah, boogah, boogah!”
“Nee! Nee! Nee!”
If I recall correctly, Hitler experimented with dramatic posing and gesturing while making speeches. Even going as far as having the practice sessions photographed as part of the process.
Die Grosse Null seems to be getting it.
Nanny Nancy on the other hand is beginning to look like a character from an Ed Wood movie.
vagabond trader wrote:
There, fixed that for ya!
The Other Les wrote:
Which one? Plan 9 from Outer Space?
Oh, my caption, you ask? Very well:
“The Power of Christ compels you!”
My caption:
Pelosi: “I have been working very hard with President Obama to get healthcare for all Americans. In fact, I’ve been sqeezing his balls this tight!:
Obama (reading from the teleprompter): “In reality, to help me stay focussed on getting healthcare for all Americans, Nancy Pelosi has been sqeezing my balls this tight. I want this bill passed now!!!”
squeezing
Sorry still in the hospital and on drugs. I’ll try to update on the next prayer thread.
Da Craw
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