NEW YORK CITY, March 14 (Eliana News) – Psychiatrists in New York were on alert Friday after Hillary Clinton took advantage of a weekend release from the violent ward of the NY State Hospital for the Criminally Insane to start her own international incident.
“Technically speaking,” said one psychiatrist who preferred to remain anonymous, “Hillary is out of her gourd. She’s a toy short of a Happy Meal.”
Looking as if she hadn’t combed her hair in weeks, Hillary stormed in to the NBC studios to restart a resolved incident that had occurred in Israel days earlier.
“That damn Obama – he leaves me out of the loop on everything,” Hillary could be heard muttering as she wrestled NBC make-up artists and hair stylists to the floor.
“Leave me the hell alone! I have an international incident to restart,” she growled.
NBC’s Nightly News program could barely get to the Hillary interview quickly enough for the disgruntled diplomat. Anchor Brian Williams reshuffled his stories and the program directors skipped commercials completely until after Hillary’s segment. They feared she would level the building.
“HEY! Listen to me! I’m the damn Secretary of State, ya know!” echoed all over the adjoining studios and offices. Keith Olbermann was kept in lock-down in his padded dressing room while Mrs. Clinton was on the premises.
“We couldn’t risk finding those two in the same room together,” said one security official.
When Brian Williams finally made it to the Hillary interview, he did everything he could to help the disturbed diplomat by over-arching his always-arched eyebrows and announcing in seething tones that “Israel waited until Joe Biden’s visit to announce new settlement construction. Hissss!!”
NBC’s Andrea Mitchell cowered while interviewing Hillary and begged with her eyes, “Please don’t hurt me.”
Then, as they say in the TV news business, Hillary went off like a $2 firecracker. Andrea Mitchell’s hair was as rumpled as Hillary’s by the end of the interview.
A van from the Hospital for the Criminally Insane pulled up to the NBC studios to pick up the disheveled and dispirited diplomat after her NBC Nightly News rant.
“We’re sorry. Bill is always warning us that she’s too wacky to be released, but we wanted to give the staff a break for the weekend. She’s the most dangerous psychiatric patient in our hospital.”
The Obama Administration is putting new safeguards in place to ensure that they will be notified if Hillary is released again. “They put us on speed dial above Bill’s number.”
NBC has requested an entry on the psychiatric hospital’s speed dial list, too.
On Saturday, Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called other western leaders to explain that the incident had been settled days earlier. Mr. Netanyahu said that he had apologized to U.S. Vice President Joe Biden for the timing of the procedural announcement of Jerusalem construction that had been approved three years earlier and that he had coordinated his apology with Mr. Biden.
Mr. Netanyahu went on to say that all the peace initiatives proposed by Israel and America have stipulated that eastern Jerusalem neighborhoods such as Ramot, Ramat Shlomo and Gilo will remain under Israeli sovereignty in any final agreement.
The western leaders were left to ponder for themselves who is in charge of America such that international incidents are ended and then restarted without anyone in the Obama administration realizing that the neighborhood in question has always been expected to remain in Israeli hands in the event of a peace deal.
This Jerusalem Demographic Map shows the location of Ramat Shlomo in northern Jerusalem where 40,000 Jews are currently living. The announced construction would add 1600 small apartments, a park, and a road to this community that is surrounded by empty land.
– Eliana News
This story was inspired by a video clip on MSNBC.com on Saturday night showing Brian Williams on Friday’s NBC Nightly News introducing the Hillary Clinton interview and directly accusing Israel of having “waited” to announce new construction in Jerusalem until after Joe Biden had arrived. Andrea Mitchell suggested in the interview that Benjamin Netanyahu didn’t know about the announcement, but Hillary coldly blamed him anyway since he’s the Prime Minister.
This NBC Nightly News video clip has since been edited to leave out most of the hostility against Israel from Brian Williams and Hillary Clinton after complaints about it to NBC Nightly News, including from yours truly.
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Hmmm, Clinton? Clinton? Wasn’t there like a prez in the last century by that name?
Oh first
This thread didn’t post until 5:30pm, by the way.
It didn’t sit idle for an hour.
She was always “America will be Israel’s best buddy for eternity” when speaking to AIPAC and the like and as soon as she had to take orders from Ø she went in reverse.
Israel is a sovereign nation. The USA has no authority over Israel’s internal infrastructure and housing.
OT…sorry but this says a lot
brookly red
Sun, Mar 14, 2010 5:35:02pm replyquote 0downupreport
re: #409 Gus 802
Yeah, Ploome Hineni had a hard time understanding the whole concept of murdering children.
I am sorry but I don’t understand… I am not sure who PH is?
Great work Eliana !
I have had doubts about whether we actually have a Secretary of State
for some time now.
Apparently not.
@ mjazz:
She’s treating Israel like something unpleasant to scrape off the bottom of her shoe and she thinks this is “diplomacy.”
Zero’s administration is expecting Israel to bow to The Won.
Bibi was right to say to his cabinet this morning that Israel must stick with Israel’s vital interests.
Israel is a sovereign nation, no matter what Zero thinks.
@ mawskrat:
lol! does it ever!
[* do you like pie ? ... I like pie*]
@ Eliana:
You did a great job, Eliana. This trumped up, fake outrage abt. nothing and the players such imbeciles, what you wrote is excellent, almost too good for satire because it is so believable and appropriate.
Zero and Hillary are drunk with power and showing their asses. They are disgraceful lowlifes.
And the world is watching.
@ jimash:
Thanks!
@ mawskrat:
An ardent Zionist.
Gus is a fuck-tard. Friend of Staples reject Pink Flamingo
On inauguration morning, Hillary was running late, and the president-elect was heard to mutter, “That f- – -ing bitch.”
When Hillary slid into the car next to her husband, she addressed the new president by saying, “You stupid motherf- – -er!”
@ chickadee:
Exactly!
Bibi needs to keep telling his cabinet that there’s nothing to worry about and to stay calm. It’s only Zero and Hillary.
Just for ole’ time sake:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/pie/
Zero may be TOTUS but he doesn’t read for me.
By the way, I think one of the pieces of business that Bibi accomplished in the cabinet meeting this morning was to make it possible to get through the procedural process of construction more quickly.
He said that this would help Israel complete new construction and GROW in a more timely manner!
Go Bibi!
Eliana wrote:
And no one, who matters, has any respect for either of them.
I saw a video of her addressing a palestinian about the shahida crap they feed their kids and the arab said something about “You have to understand the context…” and she cut him off, she was really pissed. I had to give her credit for that.
Well the Clinton political machine sure isn’t gonna rev its engines any time soon. There isn’t any chemical potential in its batteries either.
and as Paul Harvey used to say…”and here is the rest of the story”
432 Jimmah
Sun, Mar 14, 2010 5:39:45pm replyquote 2downupreport
re: #419 Gus 802
Oh, nothing. Inside comment so to speak. Don’t really want to explain now.
Ploome Hineni. SPIT
man I miss Paul Harvey
They still give toys out with happy meals?
@ mjazz:
She was in the Senate hearing when Israelis brought Palestinian Authority TV clips showing children being strongly encourage to want to commit suicide for “Palestine.”
Yes, she was shocked and outraged.
What has she done about this? Nothing.
By the way, I just heard that some people at 1.0 are daring to disagree with CJ in his topic where he bashed Israel. They haven’t been banned for this.
Some people are standing up to him about this one thing.
Cool.
@ mawskrat:
Gus 802=pansy ass.
She blew up at a Secret Service agent for declining to carry her bags. When the agent explained that he needed to keep his hands free in order to protect her, she replied, “If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags.”
@ mjazz:
frakk her I would have grabbed the bags
Doesn’t hatikvah mean “hope” in Hebrew?
@ The Osprey:
It means “The Hope,” actually.
Nice!
Dates the US citizens paid the price for our government screwing with ‘the apple of His eye’.
October 30, 1991
August 23, 1992
January 16, 1994
March 1 to April 1997
January 21, 1998
September 27-28, 1998
October 15-22, 1998
May 3, 1999
August 29, 2005
March 13-14, 2010
Eliana wrote:
I’m glad you like it. I’ve had much fun with the obamicon machine.
Part One -- timeline of islamic jihad
Part 2
I love how the new construction is in neighborhoods that were always going to be part of Israel and not up for grabs in any peace deal.
For this, Zero is furious. But Iran nuking up is not a problem for him.
let’s see if I follow this:
apts. worse than a nuclear bomb?
hmmmm, Zero is a dangerous idiot.
Bumr50 wrote:
You funny! – Half round, Indy Jones Temple of Doom.
Happy meals cost more the sum of their food parts for a reason, and it ain’t the box.
@ teacake:
Part 3 is Obama’s inauguration
A front page story in today’s Buffalo News about the murder and beheading of Aasiya Hassan by her husband Muzzammil “Mo” Hassan. It’s an attempt to give the background on the violence that marked their relationship and Mo’s attempt to now paint himself as the victim..
True or False: Nowhere does the reporter examine the possible role Islam may have played in all this?
A correct answer will win you a Kewpie Doll!
If anybody bumps into goddess, please ask her to add my wife’s ex-hubbie Vince to the list as he’s been recently transferred to Kandahar from a MUCH safer zone.
Thanks!
@ The Osprey:
Cool!
I didn’t know that other photos could be put in place of Zero’s!
waldensianspirit wrote:
LOL! Why didn’t I figure that out?
Eliana wrote:
obamiconme.com
I actually had a dream the other night that I told Hillary face to face, to fuck off! LOL
@ The Osprey:
I made an image, how do I get a link to it?
Eliana wrote:
I would be willing to bet that The Mad King Charles is keeping a list and there will be middle of the night stealth bannings from this thread. It’s the way of the coward, to strike at night when no one is around to complain.
OH. MY.
the NYT has just…. eerrr,aagghh,sputter…
shit this is so bad I can’t talk or type
ya’ll tell me
As Health Vote Awaits, Future of a Presidency Waits, Too
DUH, NEVER MIND
@ rain of lead:
a halo wasn’t enough, so they went and did this crap
teacake wrote:
So did she? How did she go about it?
@ chickadee:
I admit I haven’t followed this as closely as I should, but we are complaining about Israeli’s building in existing settlements? Thats beyond insane.
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
That’s how he does it when he is completely unjustified in banning someone. Later he will lie and say they threatened him or some such cry baby b.s. He is in the wrong here bashing Israel and he knows he looks bad. So he may back off but he won’t let it go.
@ rain of lead:
Strange because he usually covers up references to Christianity when he speaks.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
From what I gather, this area connects the west bank and gaza so the pallies don’t have the inconvenience of 2 separate states. Extra land added than what they’ve been demanding. (I think)
rain of lead wrote:
There’s the best reason I’ve heard yet NOT to nationalize the health care insurance industry.
@ mjazz:
more msm propaganda about “the lightworker”
hurl,hurl,hurl
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Apparently that is what is going on. And plans had been approved 3 years earlier.
Bunk X wrote:
I woke up soon after yelling at her. Didn’t find out how it went. I must have heard the radio news announcement and responded in my sleep.
@ chickadee:
So basically we are objecting to an Israeli adding a porch, a deck, or an extra room to their house? Words fail me. Utterly insane.
@ Bunk X:
Yup, Obama must not get away with his Radical agenda.
@ Bumr50:
Is there some sort of program where you can have exes sent there?
If so, I’d like the details…
@ rain of lead:
Here tis.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Also, pallies want control of Jerusalem which this makes more difficult for them.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
They are building 1600 small apts, a park and a road to neighborhood where 40,000 jews already reside.
The community is surrounded by empty land.
And this is what provoked Zero to a state of “FURY.”
Eliana wrote:
I hope Israel ignores these sobs in the white house who has no business meddling with them. Israel is the one who has to live side by side with murdering bastards who constantly try to kill them. All this peace talk crap is wasted breath. Always has been always will be.
@ chickadee:
And the husky blogger agreed with Obama’s criticism? The dude had one crouton of credibility left and he just stepped on it.
mjazz wrote:
A muzz would do that.
Rodan wrote:
Gotta hold him off until January 1, assuming the dems lose control of the House. The November elections are the last bastion, but there are gonna be a herd of RINOs in the race.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Actually, this is an existing neighborhood in northern Jerusalem.
No one has referred to Jewish neighborhoods in Jerusalem as “settlements” until around, say, 2010 or so.
If you look at the map in the thread post, you can see that most of the area that the “Palestinians” are calling “East Jerusalem” is really northern, southern, and eastern Jerusalem.
The neighborhood that has apartments being added to it is surrounded by empty land in northern Jerusalem.
@ Grimcargo:
Exactly!
@ Eliana:
Each time I hear about it on the radio news they call this building – new illegal settlements.
@ teacake:
Actually, no, this isn’t the land between Ma’aleh Adumim and Jerusalem that would connect the two together.
This is just an existing neighborhood in northern Jerusalem.
See the map in the thread post – it’s called “Ramat Shlomo.”
@ teacake:
This is the outrageous lie that Hillary and Zero are spreading.
@ Eliana:
Thanks for the info and analysis! The construction is the ultimate”non-troversy”, IMO.
@ Eliana:
So its basically pallies continue to be upset that Jerusalem is still a Jewish city?
@ MrPaulRevere:
It really is.
An almost identical announcement was made during a Condi rice visit once when Ehud Olmert was the PM and Tzipi Livni was the Foreign Minister.
It didn’t cause the slightest ripple. Not a word.
@ teacake:
They’re accusing Israel of Juda-izing Jerusalem (as if Jerusalem isn’t already a Hebrew name).
It’s insanity.
@ Eliana:
This is another case of Obama stabbing an ally. Jerusalem belong to Israel, end of story. The Israelis hold the land it’s theirs. It’s none of anyone’s business what they construct. This is just an excuse for the Progressive-Islamic axis to harass Israel.
27. mjazz
She blew up at a Secret Service agent for declining to carry her bags. When the agent explained that he needed to keep his hands free in order to protect her, she replied, “If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags.”
I have a childhood friend, still in DC actually, who worked at the WH attached to the secret service (not Reaganite for you old timers) when he was in the military. He told me back in Clinton’s second term the Hillary is a lesbian– he knew an agent doing his rounds found her and female staff member in the buff. The agent was transferred after that. Funny enough, but I had colleagues in Paris who said it was common knowledge that Hillary was a rug muncher from her visits to Paris. Its then I began to understand Bill’s indescretions.
@ Rodan:
Exactly right!
@ Eliana:
You repeat a lie long enough and people believe it. If it’s part of what Jordan called the “west bank” then it’s Israels because Jordan had no right to seize it to begin with. Prior to that it was part of the Mandate for Palestine which came about because the Ottoman Turks lost it after World War One.
@ Eliana:
What countries can Israel count on as allies?
@ chickadee:
Canada is number one right now!
Canada recently announced that an attack on Israel would be seen as an attack on Canada.
They’ve been making other friendly overtures to Israel, too.
chickadee wrote:
None
Jeremiah
For I am with thee, saith Ha’Shem, to save thee; for I will make a full end of all the nations whither I have scattered thee, but I will not make a full end of thee; for I will correct thee in measure, and will not utterly destroy thee.
Dry Bones cartoon from a few months ago, same old, same old.
Buckeye Abroad wrote:
Ohhhhhh LOLOL
Eliana wrote:
Zero is the bane of everyone’s existence right now.
Israel is going to have to stay strong until we can get him out.
@ teacake:
Great cartoon and so appropriate right now.
Eliana wrote:
The last frame is always going to fit- regardless what news of the day precedes it.
As US Slams Israel, PA/PLO Honors Terrorist Attack
@ mjazz:
Zero and Hillary are quite clearly on the side of Islamist terrorism and the destruction of Israel.
@ Buckeye Abroad:
Well, look what I found…guess who was spreading the ‘Hillary is a lesbian’ rumor once? Yep, you guessed correctly. http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/27763
Mr. Hillary Clinton midwived the Oslo Accords, which killed more Israelis than the previous war.
Hillary Clinton herself was photographed in a very close embrace with the wife of the late Mr. Arafat.
Why on earth would anyone imagine that Hillary Clinton was in any way a friend of Israel—except by comparison with her current boss—is beyond my comprehension.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Zero and Hillary are trying to do what Mr. Hillary did in 2000: Push peace talks that can’t possibly work, thus instigating another intifada after Israel lets down defenses.
Zero’s hostility to Israel is totally front and center now.
Riveting post from Carl in Jerusalem: Petraeus betrays us http://israelmatzav.blogspot.com/2010/03/petraeus-betrays-us.html
@ MrPaulRevere:
Chilling.
@ MrPaulRevere:
This is encouraging from Carl in Jerusalem, however:
@ Eliana:
I saw that as well, its why I admire Carl’s reporting. Either a) the story is true, or somewhat true, or b) the reporter is trying to stir up a hornets nest. My $$ is on b).
@ MrPaulRevere:
My $$ would go on b as well.
Eliana
Have you seen the new definition of antisemitism?
It is the stirring up of feeling against Jews by Zionazis (Israel) acting in their name.
@ Overlook:
Yes, I’ve seen it. Being anti-Israel is a cover for the same old anti-Semitism.
Every generation has anti-Semitism — they just find new reasons to justify it as the older reasons go out of vogue.
By the way, the timing error for the posting of this thread was most likely caused by scheduling it prior to the change to Daylight Savings Time on Saturday evening.
This is why the thread post came up an hour late but had the previous hour’s time stamp on it.
WordPress issue with switching to and from Daylight Savings, apparently.
I wish someone would organize a major march in Washington along the lines of United for a United Jerusalem with people carrying signs with slogans like Christians and Jews for a United Jerusalem, Democrats and Republicans united for Jerusalem, Israel We’ve Got Your Back, Obama- Rev. Wright – Anti-Semites and so forth to make clear to Obama that throwing a major ally under the bus doesn’t sit well with America’s heartland.
Eliana News,nice touch.