Al Gore, a Global Warming Totalitarian Fascist, is at it again. He was mysteriously missing during the heavy snow storms that effected North America and Europe this winter. But it’s Spring again and as a bear waking up from it’s winter sleep, he’s back! Gore is now claiming that the heavy rains and winds that hit the Northeast are signs of Global Warming!
If there’s a drought – it’s global warming. When there’s a hurricane – it’s global warming. If there are heavy snows or even blizzards – it’s somehow global warming. And amazingly, the latest round of rainy and windy weather in the Northeast, well that’s consistent with this phenomenon as well, so says former Vice President Al Gore.
Gore, the self-anointed climate change alarmist-in-chief, told supporters on a March 15 conference call that severe weather in certain regions of the country could be attributed to carbon in the atmosphere – including the recent rash of rainy weather.
“[T]he odds have shifted toward much larger downpours,” Gore said. “And we have seen that happen in the Northeast, we’ve seen it happen in the Northwest – in both of those regions are among those that scientists have predicted for a long time would begin to experience much larger downpours.”
Read it here: Gore Attaches Global Warming as Cause to Last Weekend’s Storm in Northeast
AL Gore is a fraud and has no credibility. He is pushing the Global Warming scam to make money for his green products and carbon credits. Gore belongs in a mental hospital at this point. His paranoia is clearly on display and he needs help.
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Funny, that tends to happen in the northern hemisphere this time of year every year.
This use of language is all very GOrewellian.
And btw, if you think windmills are the answer, wait for the thread in 2.5 hours.
Say what? The Northwest has been having a relatively dry el nino winter. Idiot.
We had a frikkin nor’easter,but instead of snow it was warm enough to rain. Hardly an unusual occurence this time of year in New England.Grifter.
there are only two choices here. albore is either a moron or an evil fat pig intent on controlling everything and everyone on the planet.
windmills are not the answer. windmills only work when there is wind. when there is no wind, you still have to maintain your grid to within a few percentage points of optimum thus, you need all the same capacity supplied by something other than the windmills anyway!
there’s nothing wrong with windmills if you want one but it really shouldn’t be forced upon entire populations!
grrrrr. albore and evil control freaks really annoy me!
And the Lord spoke unto Noah, saying, “Mankind hath displeased Me, and I shall make it rain for forty days and forty nights, and blot out man from the face of the earth. Let you and your sons take gepher-wood and build for yourselves an Ark, that mankind shall not wholly perish.” And Noah said, “I am here.” Then came the great Algore unto Noah, as Noah and his sons were building the Ark, and the great Algore said, “Hast thou and thy sons a permit for this structure?” And Noah replied unto him, “Nay, I have no permit—I and my sons do the work of the Lord.” And the great Algore spoke unto him, saying, “Unless thou and thy sons hast acquired a permit, and, yea, even a carbon offset, for this structure and for all the creatures which thou hast assembled, thou shalt not build this Ark.” And Noah spoke unto him, saying, “But my lord, great Algore, I do this and my sons do this at the direction of the Lord.” And the great Algore said unto him, “Never thou mind. I am your lord upon all this earth.” And while they contended there, the rains came, and all of humanity perished.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
well that settles it then. albore is the devil.
Kirly wrote:
It’s worse than that. 5PDT. You’re not going to believe this. Well, maybe you will.
And that’s not even getting into the efficiency issues with spinning reserve.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
A+, brilliant.
This just in:
Snorting Cocaine Causes Global Warming
@ snork:
i’ll have to check it later this evening. time for me to make the long drive home (takes about an hour) and then a nice long walk out in the beautiful sunshine here in the gorgeous Sonoran Desert where the hills are just about to burst any day now with a magnificent display of wildflowers. they are greener than i’ve ever seen them and they will soon be covered in golden blooms. i’ll be sneezing but delighted in the wonders of God’s Creation.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Ye can freeze in the dark, O profit Algore. And Noah drilled into the Earth so that the flood would drain, and a great flood of black muck gushed forth, and Noah said “shit”. And he asked the Lord to make this muck go away, and so the Lord said unto Noah: “I shall put this shit back into the ground that I have set aside for the children of Ishmael. And Noah said this is good.
The children of Issac got the short end of that stick.
Wow, this place is better than the Nature Channel. I was not aware that ManBearPigs hibernate…well I guess that makes sense since they are “1/2 bear”.
Kirly wrote:
Again, because of the el nino winter that made you wet and the Northwest dry. Despite what Algore said.
OK,its old but not OT:
http://goracle.org/
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Wossssshhhhhhhh That is the sound of your rapier wit sir
@ snork:
I have observed before, and will observe again, that the Land of Israel is blessed by not being full of oil like the Arabian peninsula.
The land of Egypt was, and is, dependent on the Nile; if it floods, the land does well, but if the annual flood fails the land is a disaster. That is true of any nation which is built on a single resource, even one built on oil reserves. The Land of Israel is (loosely quoted from Deuteronomy), “a land of streams and rivers, whose stones are iron, and from whose hills you may dig copper.” The Land goes from Mount Hermon, one of the highest peaks in the region, to the Dead Sea, the lowest spot on Earth. It contains rolling hillsides, broad valleys, streams and rivers and springs and wetlands, minerals, an inland sea, natural harbors.
There is always something to keep the economy going if something fails; there are many different options for the intellect to attack. There is a means for anyone, no matter what their interest or aptitude or ability, to find gainful employment. Because it does not have a plethora of anything, the Land fosters conservation; because it lacks certain valuable resources, it stimulates the mind and the ingenuity.
Israel is in the forefront of developing intellectual property; it is in the forefront of scientific innovation, and may well end up finding a substitute for oil in lowly pond scum, as it has pioneered desalination to improve its water resources.
The simplistic idea that Israel somehow got the short end because it did not get an abundance of a single resource is short-sighted; the failure of the Land to be dependent on one resource is a huge blessing.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Jeez, Louise. It was a funny. But your point is taken.
Al, that is really desperate.
snork wrote:
Sorry to inject a little heavy philosophizing. I’ll start sounding like Manbearpig himself if I don’t watch out.
snork wrote:
I know what this will be about it b’cause there is a fight over wind mills here in Europe since years.
(As the Germans say: Nachtigall ick hör dir trapsen
Guggi wrote:
Aren’t the windmills all controlled by EU Minister Don Quixote de la Buttmunch?
@ Guggi:
My German is really rusty. Something about nightengales? Nightengale I hear your song?
And getting the Hawaiian disease “LACKANOOKIE” it’s the fault of global warming. OOOOOOOOOOkay.
Crikey! I take off a couple of day to visit my mother and all of this (and the eugenics issue) pops up.
I’ve placed a comment in the eugenics post.
Nachtigall ich höre die trapsen? I hear the “galumph” of the nightingale, apparently. Apt. Windmills are noisy bastards. There’s a couple of claims ongoing in the UK against them for the low-level infranoise they produce, which apparently causes some pretty severe psychological disorders due to disrupted sleep.
@ archonix:
which apparently causes some pretty severe psychological disorders due to disrupted sleep.
Sounds like the call to prayer. lol
click
@ NoThreat2U:
Hehe!
@ archonix:
LOL
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
No, only the technical regulations.
The Osprey wrote:
barely
archonix wrote:
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Blogs contribute to global warming too. You won’t believe the german solution.
Mount Pinatubo probably spewed more crap in the air than mankind has during the last 200 years, combined. It made a ring of black smoke and ash that circled the earth and was clearly visible from space. clearly, we survived.
Short of setting off a few hundred 1,000+ MT nukes, strategically placed around the globe, I simply don’t think that mankind has the ability to have that much effect on the climate. The climate does what the climate will do. We’ll have warm periods, and we’ll have cool periods. 50-60 million years ago, the climate was warm and humid, 30,000 years ago we were in the midst of an Ice Age and all happened without man being involved.
Sure, let’s make the planet as clean as we can. Let’s use nuclear power, find a way to better process trash and other solid waste, recycle, make more efficient cars, etc.
First, let’s rid ourselves of boogeymen and snake oil salesman like Al Gore and, as a nation, start thinking like adults instead of frightened children.
“Nachtigall ick hör’ dir trapsen” means: to smell a rat
but that’s not the (only) reason I used it
Bunk X wrote:
I was wondering what that smell was!
@ Guggi:
Ah, this one of those Austrian things? I was never good at German.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Ludwig. Ludwig van Quixote de la Buttmunch. Or was that Butthertz?
@ Bunk X:
Like health care, just another thing to control the populace. Everything contributes to Global Warming, and everything contributes to Health Costs.
Beware Democrats baring gifts.
MacDuff wrote:
But, what if I really need some snake oil? My anaconda is squeaking badly.
snork wrote:
The Man of Butt Muncha.
@ snork:
And I don’t want to know what a buttmensch is.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Dude? TMI
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
TMI dude, TMI
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
And my rattlesnake has something loose rattling around inside.
Bunk X wrote:
They should calculate how much carbon dioxide is pumped out by so called “climate scientists”. To remodel 3 days of climate in the past the DKRZ in Hamburg needs the equivalent of power of a middle sized town for 24 hours.
Imagine that. the coastal areas can expect rain this spring. someone get this man a degree in ‘weather forecasting’
@ snork:
Two words for ya: Prostate. Exam.
@ snork:
But then again, so does Gore.
snork wrote:
my boa’s constricting
@ myselfandi:
Try boxers instead of briefs.
archonix wrote:
Sorry, this is North German.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
LOL!
Good evening, y’all!
@ Bunk X:
They did a song about Ludwig
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Maybe it just needs to dance:
@ Guggi:
I personally am trying to understand the German language used by Transylvanian Saxons. From what I understand it is the same, but different too.
@ NoThreat2U:
And I was so proud of that pun.
I haven’t punned with Buzz in forever.
Miss the pun threads terribly.
Now I’m beginning to understand snake oil a little better.
@ lobo91:
wow that is one clear camera.
@ myselfandi:
They always made me giggle. Of course, I have no class so my mind is always in a dark place. lol It was a good pun…I was just running along with you guys.
NoThreat2U wrote:
should have replied “Watch it sidewinder”
I’m so out of practice.
“Gore Blames Heavy
RainsReigns on Global Warming”Fixed it.
(i think he might be talking about Obama)
@ myselfandi:
LOL
NoThreat2U wrote:
Is that a boy band?
@ WrathofG-d:
I noticed that, too.
That’s a clearer view than I had when I saw them last summer, and I was in the 8th row.
@ myselfandi:
ROFLMAO******** No, we are the badasses that were imported into Austria/Romania to battle the hordes from the Ottoman Empire. Boy band…that was a good one. lol
myselfandi wrote:
When Professor Harold Hill’s on hand, River City’s gonna have her boys’ band!
Guggi wrote:
See what I mean?
everyone have a good night.
I gotta get out here more often instead of working.
@ myselfandi:
At least no one asks that about ZZ Top.
01:04 Envoy Michael Oren says he was misquoted saying U.S., Israel at worst crisis (Haaretz)
Sure, you probably said the relationship was in the crapper, but they wouldn’t print that?
Madoff family challenges NY trustee claims
Published: 03.17.10, 00:47 / Israel News
Bernard Madoff’s brother and sons want complaints filed against them in bankruptcy court thrown out.
Trustee Irving Picard has claimed the family members who worked at Madoff’s firm should have known about his epic fraud. He says they also profited from the scheme and should return the money to burned investors. Lawyers for the brother, Peter Madoff, and sons Mark and Andrew argued in court papers that they were in the dark about a massive pyramid scheme that spanned decades. (A
Hey I can play stupid also. If i get audited by the IRS, maybe I’ll try that?
Nevergiveup wrote:
Tell ‘em the gas pedal stuck.
@ Nevergiveup:
They should be glad they’re dealing with bankruptcy court, not facing decades in prison where they belong.
NoThreat2U wrote:
It’s a very old-fashioned German.
@ Bunk X:
\I sent you an email!
@ Guggi:
How is her royal highness doing this evening!
Us Serfs are honored with your majestic presence!
archonix wrote:
It wasn’t a mistake when I wrote “ick” instead of “ich”
and also “trapsen” is word only used in the Northern parts of Germany.
“Nachtigall ick hör’ dir (! wrong case) trapsen” is from Berlin.
@ savage:
Dam, how do you know that song? That’s an Old School Spanish Electro/Hip Hop track.
@ Rodan:
i have been around
Rodan wrote:
You charming caballero, whatt’s up
@ Guggi:
Nothing just got home going to order Chinese food!
what’s up ?
@ WrathofG-d:
Ha ha ha ha!
Well Obama was right, vote for him and the temps dropped.
Rodan wrote:
You don’t cook it yourself ?
@ Guggi:
You like Chinese food?
@ Guggi:
So I hear. Hafta research it quite a bit I guess.
@ Guggi:
You don’t cook it yourself ?
I just BBQ stuff. I’m lazy today and going to order food.
Rodan wrote:
In China, they just call it “food.”
@ snork:
@ Rodan:
Re the previous thread War on Our Border, I have a recorded segment from Houston (local) news that aired tonight that you might be interested in. I can e-mail it. I don’t know how to post to youtube. Are you all interested?
@ buzzsawmonkey:
That’s questionable. lol.
@ Dolphin:
Send it to Blogmocracy and we will post it to our Youtube channel.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Even the chinese from the cheapest, stankiest, dirtiest chinese takeaway here is better quality than the food most chinese peasants get to eat. Funny that.
@ archonix:
The best Chinese food is in the ghetto. I have a ghetto by me 5 minutes away and that’s where I get mine!
Rodan wrote:
Depends on what kind of Chinese food
South-Chinese food can be very ahhh…curious
And I hate, I mean hate, chicken-and canard feet and other animals they eat there. I could become a vegetarian there. The Cantonese food is fine.
@ snork:
Ludwig knows all!
snork wrote:
Isn’t that a measure of energy in some places?
@ Guggi:
Oh I eat NY style Ghetto American Chinese food.
Alas, I do not have your exquisite high class taste!
@ Rodan:
Dang it. Too big.
@ Rodan:
Rodan wrote:
We have a youtube channel?
no matter what I order on Chinese take out I get
“dat be ten minute OK”
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
There’s enough butthertz over at the swamp to run an aluminum mill.
@ snork:
Exactly what I thought when he said it. I figure out how to up load. I will post the link once it is complete.
Maybe put a link to our youtube channel where the contact info is??
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
HaHa
Which reminds me of a joke.
This backwoods couple arrives at the hospital with the wife in the latter stages of pregnancy. When the delivery is completed and the husband is allowed to come in, he’s amazed to find out that his wife has deliverd triplets.
He asks his wife “I don’t have any history of twins or triplets in my family, do you?” She answers in the negative.
After thinking a while he jumps up and says “I know how this happened! Remember that night about nine months ago when, you know, you needed a lille ‘help’, and we used the 3 in 1 oil? That must have been it!” His wife agreed. Then he says “I’m sure as hell glad we didn’t use WD40!”
Guggi wrote:
Whew. I thought you were referring to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Speaking of Blogmocracy videos, this one is prophetic:
Chuck eventually did chuck the mutt.
Old Al baby hasn’t forgiven America for the big
electionrejection in 2000. I think Mark Steyn mentioned this, but Al Gore is possibly the only man who might become a billionaire in the near future selling an intangible asset– carbon credits.But man has so many people bought into the green cult. I mentioned this topic to a respected colleague once, but mother nature has a persistent way of taking care of herself.
On topic:
There was an article a few years ago here in Germany that made the observation that the amount of energy it took to build the windmills (and there are loads of the here) is higher than the amount of energy they would produce in their predicted life span. They are a net energy loss for each one erected according to the green standards who pushed for them.
@ mawskrat:
yes we do!
@ Buckeye Abroad:
The same is true for solar cells.
Hey Gore, what is the average global temperature per this last year?
@ Rodan:
How long does it take for youtube to “process” the video once it is uploaded? I am concerned I did something wrong.
“If I am telling you science that you haven’t heard it is because I am an actual scientist who keeps up with the field. It takes a few months to even a year for things to filter through the MSM.”
//one guess
Buckeye Abroad wrote:
I, too, think he is still pissed he got the shaft by the American people in 2000. And he is still trying to cripple us with this Ponzi scheme. He just won’t let it go, even though he has made more money than he can spend in a hundred lifetimes. His behavior is pathological. It can’t be just abt. money now. He is after blood.
I thought the South Park kids killed Manbearpig. Guess not.
But on a lighter note, the Mass. treasurer says Obamacare will bankrupt the country in 4 years. I’m sure the Obamacommies are pleased with that.
http://tinyurl.com/y8sju2j