These pups live in the deep, scrounging around in the darkness for rotted detritus, and occasionally they are captured on trawling lines. The one in the picture is about 2-1/2 feet long and was found clinging to a submarine returning from an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. They’re related to common pillbugs, wood lice and lawn shrimp. Wikipiddlia has this:
“In northern Taiwan and other areas, they are common at seaside restaurants, served boiled and bisected with a clean lateral slice. The white meat, similar to crab or lobster in texture, is then easily removed.”
Probably tastes like Fuldkommen Gak, but I’d eat it.
Image with story found here, and just so you don’t have nightmares, stay up and enjoy an Overnight Open Thread.
[Crossposted here.]
Tags: giant, good eatin', isopod
I’ve only eaten lobster and crab a handful of times in my whole life. I’ve always thought of them as water roaches and bugs.
looks like a funky lobster.
If it comes from the sea, eat it.
Beltfed wrote:
spoken like a true portuguese
song_and_dance_man wrote:
they are bugs, just big tasty bugs.
It looks like a giant cockroach
Hi ya ya’ll I need to take a screen shot of my desktop. I pressed alt and prt sc – opened ms paint – pressed prt sc and nothing happened.
How do I make a screen shot? Need to send it to a software biz. thanks
Meltdown alert, our ole buddy Ludwig is freaking out:
@ teacake:
isnt that a cntrl-v into paint?
@ coldwarrior:
I saw the B-52′s at the Us Festival in 82, and the gals were both sporting 6 ft tall, or greater, beehive wigs on their noggins.
@ MrPaulRevere:
i’m not quite sure what to say about his advocating of shooting american citizens that are simply exercising their right to free assembly and speech.
its sad, really.
@ teacake:
Hitting ALT and PRINT SCREEN puts the screen shot into your paste buffer.
When you go to put it somewhere, hit PASTE.
I take screen shots all the time and this is how I do it (except that I paste the image into Photoshop).
song_and_dance_man wrote:
schweeeeeet!!!
coldwarrior wrote:
Tried that just now, nothing. I’m thinking what ever the screen shot is, isn’t happening. OR I’m not pressing the correct buttons. Can I use something other than ms paint?
@ Eliana:
thanks Eliana, i’ll try that now and report back. lol
@ coldwarrior:
Yinz just had to do it, huh?
Bunk X wrote:
yinz know it!
That’s a pillbug. Bigun.
for the monday commute:
@ MrPaulRevere:
There is some bad craziness going on over there.
@ teacake:
P.S. If you hit PRINT SCREEN alone, you will get your entire Desktop into the paste buffer.
If you hit ALT and PRINT SCREEN, you get the selected window within your Desktop into the paste buffer.
Control-V or PASTE will put it into an image window on Photoshop or whatever you’re using.
coldwarrior wrote:
It’s a keyboard warrior. You expect sense?
@ teacake:
I just hit printscreen, then open Paint, click Edit and Paste. Then I laff and laff and laff.
@ coldwarrior:
He’s sick, obviously…on to other topics, a liberal Washington Post writer actually GOES TO a tea party and finds them (gasp!) harmless and endearing:
Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/p-j-gladnick/2010/04/18/liberal-wapo-columnist-attends-tea-party-rally-discovers-refreshing-ra#ixzz0lViuqdwB
nothing whaaaaaa
@ teacake:
Please remember that you have to open a new image window within the imaging software that you are using (so that the contents of the paste buffer have somewhere to go).
Not if you kukkuk it right.
snork wrote:
so this is what the 1.0 has become?
@ teacake:
Open a new image window and then paste your screen shot into it.
There has to be somewhere for the screen shot to go.
Kill it with fire!!!
Then break out the melted butter…
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
my man!
coldwarrior @ 4:
True.
coldwarrior wrote:
Where you been?
@ snork:
Can we call him a screen beret now? Thanks for your post below about ‘peak oil’. I never bought into that concept, but could never could articulate why.
the prt sc also says home, whatever that is. Nothing happening. Oh lord.
Nothing like a steamed giant isopod. Where’s the hot melted butter and cold beer to go with it?
Makes me think of the alien critters in the William Gibson short story “The Hippie Hat Brain Parasite”, the plot of which is as good an explanation as anything of what really happened to CJ.
And with that I am off to get some Sushi. I’ll see if I can get some isopod nigiri.
snork wrote:
snork wrote:
I’ll be your straight man from now on.
I just copied this view of The Blogmocracy into a new image file.
1. Hit ALT and PRINT SCREEN.
2. Open Photoshop.
3. Hit NEW… on the File Edit dropdown list.
4. See the new blank image window come up in Photoshop.
5. PASTE the screen shot into it.
6. Save as… the new image window as a file name.
7. Presto – I have a new image file showing The Blogmocracy.
@ Eliana:
The screen shot doesn’t seem to be happening for some reason.
This is what i had tonight.
Shrimp Mozambique on rice.
snork wrote:
the question was a rhetorical flourish meant to illicit a sense of sadness and pity…but that kind of verbal subltety gets lost on blogs.
snork wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I’d step on that sumbitch
@ teacake:
Are you pasting it into a new blank image window on MS Paint?
You have to open a new image window to put the screen shot into it.
Beltfed wrote:
Where the shrimp shot three times? “Two in the chest, one in the beak”?
vid night?
OK
And the gods made love. *disclaimer* It’s a bit weird.
None of the features shows there’s anything to paste. Is there something I might have to turn on that could have disabled this?
@ coldwarrior:
The Police!
This solves a great mystery.
We know what happened to sharmuta
And what is up with giant shrimp? Either they’re shrimps or giants.
@ coldwarrior:
Ludwig is just a cowardly loon.
Rodan wrote:
check this out:
and its on topic, strummer mentions lobster
MrPaulRevere @ 9:
Savage was banned when he posted something like this, I guess it’s OK now to promote violence.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
I’m really conflicted over reporting on the hypocrisy and stupidity that transpires over there, I know our focus is moving away from that.
@ teacake:
When I go into Photoshop after getting a screen shot of the Desktop, the “Paste” button is solid (rather than grayed out) to show that I have something in my paste buffer to put into a new image window.
You don’t see this in MS Paint?
I’ve never used Paint — I’m a Photoshop person.
Sorry!
@ Eliana:
If you’re trying to preserve a complete web page (such as a blog) for later, it’s better to save the page in your browser. Then you can pull it up after it’s been deleted, and take pictures later.
Beltfed wrote:
To paraphrase Orwell, some promotions of violence are more acceptable than others.
This is the BVoAF we are talking about, after all.
@ Beltfed:
Great point! And Ludwig gets a pass.
I think I needed to turn on a feature according to something I found at About. Thanks …. I’ll let you know once it works. lol
MrPaulRevere wrote:
@ MrPaulRevere:
Cato the Elder is flipping out.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
all approved by chuckles apparently
Rodan wrote:
you’ll like this one as well:
@ Rodan:
That was Cato, but they’re all pretty much interchangeable now. Loozard #1, loozard #2, loozard #3…
@ teacake:
Sometimes there are other issues.
@ coldwarrior:
I saw that; there are a bunch of deleted comments in that thread. I swear LVQ gets away with everything. Innocent people get banned.
Okay, it’s not getting any earlier, I’m outta here. Sushi time.
@ snork:
Good idea — I don’t ever take screen shots of web pages (except as a one-time demo in this topic) but it sounds like good advice if I ever do.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Ludwig’s rants 66-97 were vaporized…
This one stands as is:
this is the same cato who whines when his lunch isn’t paid for by the taxpayers when he brings his unauthorized mutt into a jury pool.
@ snork:
To be clear, that was Cato quotingLudwig’s comment at 66, which was deleted.
@ song_and_dance_man:
wow!
that was really cool!
MrPaulRevere wrote:
I have given up on trying to move on, so I now go with the flow.
The Osprey wrote:
get me some yellow fin, i’ll pay ya when you get back.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Oh – Ludwig went nuts and not Cato with that comment about riddled corpses?
Ok, thanks.
Hi Ludwig!
Somebody asked Cato if he wears Boxers or briefs. He answered, depends
@ Beltfed:
He was banned because he called for Mahmoud Agmadinejad to be shot.
@ Bunk X:
i would have got with the other owners and asked that that get deleted too if it were posted here…i mean really, comments like that cant be allowed to stand.
Cato’s full comment: Cato the Elder Sun, Apr 18, 2010 5:11:59pm replyquote
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re: #66 LudwigVanQuixote
“That also means that if they do anything stupid with those guns, they need to be shot, right there, in the head preferably, and let the national news go ape showing their bullet riddled corpses so the next set of teabag idiots who thinks this is clever understands the social contract.”
I am not a teabag idiot, but I do believe there is a reason why the amendment guaranteeing freedom of speech and assembly is immediately followed by the one guaranteeing the right to keep and bear arms.
It is used and abused by both sides for rhetorical point-scoring, but I oppose the kind of restrictive carry laws in effect here in Maryland. Basically, the law says you can apply for a permit, but the fine print tells you not to bother.
When and if I decide that I need to carry, either on a one-off basis or regularly, I shall consider it my inalienable constitutional right to do so.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
The pissant fireworks are always worth watching, and this time it’s Ludwank whose comments were squelched. Very unusual, but long overdue.
@ Eliana:
You’re welcome and I’m sorry for the confusion.
@ Bunk X:
they live in constant fear
@ Bunk X:
There’s something humorous about a punk with anger management problems. I can’t explain exactly why.
Good ole Ludwig again:
@ mtc:
see 83
The eggshells were disrupted when the cracking caught the attention of Foster.
one more for rodan: “spanish bombs”
This sick freak still has an account!: re: #87 LudwigVanQuixote
If they do anything stupid – as in use their guns, that means shoot them down like the animals they are and dance on their still warm corpses.
Rodan wrote:
But Mahmoud wasn’t a tea bagger. so…
@ song_and_dance_man:
Not sure I quite understand that! LOL However, I used the accessory’s snipper feature and that took the screen shot! Pasted right into photoshop. Whew.
Bunk X wrote:
Doesn’t that just encapsulate their attitude toward aggression? I suppose that’s the reason they’re still there.
There was a joke among the East Germans who escaped to the West: DDR stands for Der Dummer Rest, which means the dummies who stayed behind. There is something kind of East German about that place, isn’t there?
@ snork:
hmmmmmmm…..
Someone should send all of this to Weasel Zippers, so CJ can whine about another ‘wingnut smear’.
Beltfed wrote:
If you are such a pussy that the fruit and water bearer can kick your ass, then it is allowed. If you are in possession of more gumption than that, it is not.
I saw it somewhere in the rules. No, really I did.
@ Poteen:
The end game was to be the brightest bulb in the marquee. Those brighter than Foster have one choice. Kowtow or bugs begone.
we need to stop the dangerous rhetoric coming from far left cut and paste blogs
coldwarrior wrote:
By his own rules, King Liz condones it by not deleting it. Note that it didn’t happen in the early morning hours, so there’s absolutely no excuse.
[Hear THAT KKKilgore?]
Arrgggh! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
I say we pull out and nuke the oceans from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
hi kids
I see Ludwig is freaking out about me again.
Palandine wrote:
nuke the whales with baby seals!
@ Bunk X:
Not only that, he condones it by letting Ludwig still have an account.
@ savage:
whadup bossman!
@ coldwarrior:
Just hangin out. gotta take a road test for a firm tomorrow so I’ll have to get to bed soon.
@ Bunk X:
so true
The Osprey @ 49:
Just a quick boiling water bath.
savage wrote:
dont run over any nuns driving vans that are full of orphans.
@ savage:
Good luck man, I hope you get the gig.
savage wrote:
Ok. You made me look. Damn you! Damn you all to hell!!!
@ MrPaulRevere:
Thanks!
snork wrote:
Some people have short fuses and there’s something fascinating about them that makes me want to help them on their way. My all-time favorite:
song_and_dance_man wrote:
‘zactly. It’s his little football. Play to lose or he’ll take it home.
Willie Nelson proves there’s no pothead like an old pothead: Buildings On 9/11 Were Imploded!
@ snork:
Someone woke up Odin from his afternoon nap.
Rodan @ 82:
You sure, wasn’t it because he said that he should have shot his daughter’s boyfriend or something like that.
@ savage:
Here:
the pougues
@ coldwarrior:
No, but maybe I’ll go after idiots in Plymouth Valiants…
Don’t do this neither.
@ snork:
BWAHAHHA
honestly, I have seen worse out here…
Speaking of oops:
@ Poteen:
He is the master projectionist in the theater of the absurd.
savage wrote:
Good on you, and I cordially wish everyone here a firm tomorrow.
@ Bunk X:
Thanks, Bunk
@ MrPaulRevere:
Bunk X wrote:
Is that what you end up with after the Laurel and Hardy handshake?
@ snork:
Hilarious!
@ snork:
brusters ice cream…started about 3 miles from here. good stuff.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
He is the master baiter fishing the pond for poliwogs.
@ song_and_dance_man:
‘i made this cow bungi jump…”
@ coldwarrior:
I’m into Blue Bunny myself, but that’s a funny…
That’s a laurel and hearty handshake.
snork wrote:
bruester’s is a great company, very high quality ingredients…next time you run in to nothreat2u, ask her about them…it’ll blow her mind.
@ Poteen:
Is that water filled with fruit?
@ song_and_dance_man:
dont start.
does this graphic look familiar?
snork wrote:
That depends entirely on one’s grip and whose hand is offered to provide the same. Eeew.
@ coldwarrior:
I think it’s a neo-nazi flag but I need to confirm
schwanstucker
song_and_dance_man wrote:
And nuts.
Doppelganger wrote:
it prolly is…damn…i’ve been found out, the race detective will be at my door soon.
happy music
Anybody see Possum tonight?
@ Calo:
i think he deleted himself.
coldwarrior wrote:
He is annoying – but I still enjoyed his posts – come back Possum!
Calo wrote:
we arent sure exactly what the issue was that he was on about…but the thread is there for those who want to read it.
maybe possum is just playing……….. possum.
the new rammstein is, how shall i say, perfect!
Doppelganger wrote:
perhaps…but he did blow up his account, so we will see.
coldwarrior wrote:
oh possum
There are more cats and wolves as avatars than any other thing, by far. Well, except the house given weird cartoon creatures.
@ Calo:
He went several steps beyond annoying. I’m having nothing to do with him if he comes back.
Calo @ 148:
Last spotted raiding my grapes as he does every fall.
Bunk X wrote:
it was an invective and insult ladened screed. maybe he was all hammered up.
@ song_and_dance_man:
I like the weird cartoon creatures!
Beltfed wrote:
mine got to see the business end of the AK for exactly the same offense.
@ Bunk X:
I must have missed that.
@ Eliana:
They look like kids’ interpretations of Cthulhu….
Macker wrote:
cthulu might just eat you last!
@ Macker:
Yeah, they are definitely strange but I’m liking ‘em.
Eliana wrote:
i didnt like them at first, but now…they kinda work.
@ Eliana:
Yea, they grow on one after time. I use the avatars as a quick reference, and always know when it’s buzz or chickadee, and others too.
@ coldwarrior:
That’s my opinion too.
Looks like it was a severe violation of the Iron Fist Rule.
coldwarrior wrote:
Hammered or not, he crossed the line with me.
I missed the whole kerfuffle
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
indeed. and severe is the right adjective for that level of violation.
the comments stand as written.
Rain of Lead has Cthulhu as part of his avatar, iirc.
Bunk X wrote:
no doubt there. it was over the top
Spongebob singing Rammstein, Du Hast
@ coldwarrior:
Case closed IMO. Not my problem.
@ coldwarrior:
In which thread?
@ coldwarrior:
This is the raw totalitarian face of the Left with all its masks discarded. Violent fantasies of destroying all who disagree with them. For those who worry abut an American gulag, Cato would no doubt be first in line for the job of camp guard, and he’d be one of the ones that decades later they’d drag out of hiding in Paraguay and hang.
@ Bunk X:
i closed the case, so there it is…
Eliana wrote:
the overnight….hold on…
@ coldwarrior:
As a kid I hardly watched cartoons. Bullwinkle and Bugs was the exception. I was more interested in watching variety shows, the Tonight Show and thriller movies. But when I had my son, Sponge Bob made me laugh.
Eliana wrote:
this one
coldwarrior @ 161:
I let the guy have his way with what’s left of the grapes. He visits every night eats than takes a nap than eats again before wondering home before dawn.
Spring time doves come around and nest.
Iron Fist wrote:
maybe…except we wont go to the camps.
@ MrPaulRevere:
That wasn’t clear. So it is Ludwig von Quack Quack that is trying out for the part of Ivan the Terrible. I guess I should be shocked, but it seems right, ahem, up his ally.
@ coldwarrior:
No, I have no intention of getting in the box car if it comes to that. If I’m going to die, I’m going to drag a few down with me if I can. No sense going in alone…
@ coldwarrior:
Thanks!
Iron Fist @ 177:
He’s too fat and cowardly for that, maybe camp commander house boy.
devo on that clasic show ‘fridays’
Iron Fist wrote:
there are more of us than there are of them.
Macker wrote:
Calls for Cthulu!
my favorite punk rock band: minor threat-->
Beltfed wrote:
he can clean the latrines
Since it’s an Open Thread…
Some pensive Buxtehude, Master of the Stylus Phantasticus:
Music of the Spheres…
@ Iron Fist:
)
The way I look at it is that I’m an old fart and am not in a good location to survive the coming collapse of civilization. So if I can take a few LLLs to Valhalla with me it should improve the odds for the ones that can make it through the new dark ages.
(Always trying to help out where I can.
@ The Osprey:
swallow your soul!
in german
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
a positive body count helps.
Giant Isopods and Cthulu just go together.
The Osprey wrote:
where’s my yellow fin?
@ coldwarrior:
Read the thread. I can see from the comments that you were innocent. Yet, as you are an admin, I would advise that every word and link that is posted be left as is. If you must, post an an erratum after the fact to dispel any notion that post-editing is the open rule here.
This kind of thing is the reason babba left 1.0. Foster edited a post and even if it was innocuous, the edit was still the charge and left many wondering just what was up with that.
@ song_and_dance_man:
indeed, it hasnt been touched.
i still dont get what happened.
@ song_and_dance_man:
i think he was primarily accusing bunk of nefarious whatnots.
@ Eliana:
Eliana– Also, see this, FWIW:
http://www.theblogmocracy.com/2010/04/16/youve-got-company/#comment-335707
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Coldwarrior didn’t do it I did. It was a lapse in judgement on my part, no malice intended and I clarified it. Again, here’s this mea culpa from the following night’s thread:
http://www.theblogmocracy.com/2010/04/16/youve-got-company/#comment-335707
@ coldwarrior:
For the record, I have never here seen any post edited, with the exception of the admins retouching their own posts. I was there, two nights ago, at the beginning of the meltdown, but bailed before the fireworks.
Never mind. I trust in the integrity of y’all.
@ Bunk X:
@ song_and_dance_man:
its fine, dude flipped out, bunk, yer good dont let it bother you.
@ coldwarrior:
I was hoping he sobered up and would rejoin us since there is so much news about the volcano today – really, us non-scientists need all the help we can get.
well then, for us!
flogging molly: drunken lullabies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDwlGbEcJ6Y
@ Calo:
its a loss, no doubt. i wish it hadnt gone down in an alcohol fueled spiral, but it is what is is.
@ Bunk X:
It takes real humility to admit to an offense that was not really there, but is yet there for the benefit of others. And that speaks volumes about who you really are. The Respectometer is pegging to the right big time.
coldwarrior wrote:
My sushi restaurant was closed. They used to be open Sundays, closed Mondays. I guess they changed their hours. Maybe I will stop by tomorrow night.
So what thread was Cato or Ludwig ranting on about wanting to see Tea Partiers shot?
The Osprey wrote:
good enough.
i WAS looking forward to some yellow fin and roe…
coldwarrior wrote:
These folks do a killer Hamachi Kama.
@ Calo:
Hopefully he will come back. Good blogs are, after all, highly addictive.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Truth is, I clipped my own words, not his or anyone else’s, and I won’t make that mistake again. Hope that’s clear for everyone.
Let’s roll on.
Flogging Molly -- “What’s Left of the Flag”
BRILLIANT!
@ The Osprey:
i have to go see my japanese dudes for sushi in the morning.
I WILL GET MY YELLOW FIN!
@ The Osprey:
dunno.
@ The Osprey:
That would be the i-needa-pad cum kindle thread.
@ song_and_dance_man:
The Osprey @ 211:
Serves you right for closing down your own sushi restaurant.
one of these singers looks like me.
And the boys on the docks needed job for sure.
When they came to this country he opened the door.
He said “Man I’ll tell ya, they don’t like our kind.
Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind.”
@ Bunk X:
yeah, I know after reading the thread.
It is dropped like a little pink football.
Bunk X wrote:
coldwarrior wrote:
Fax me the leftovers, por favor.
the black velvet band!
Bunk X wrote:
i’m gonna do a post on my fish monger in the city…they get fresh sushi grade flown in daily…i make a killer wrap.
ahi tuna
Beltfed wrote:
I dislike(didn’t want to use the word hate, bah) shell fish, but I have eaten Sushi. Japanese mackerel is most excellent. I refused to eat the deep fried shrimp heads.
@ Calo:
dude went off, bad. i hope he doesnt live his life like that
@ coldwarrior:
Dang. That’s one low-slung bass. Love it.
@ Bunk X:
u guessed right
@ coldwarrior:
I WILL GET
MYYOUR YELLOW FIN!correction by Orange-1, the cat that owns me………
IslandLibertarian wrote:
get yer ass out on the boat! we need our tuna!
You can tell Chucky is getting more desperate by the quality of his web ads…the flashing electric pink banner “you have won a laptop click here now!” ad is on his site.
Remember back in 2002 or so when there was that custom jeweler who used to advertise on his site…it was a really classy looking ad with a really hawt babe.
rocky road to dublin done in the classic style, its the hardest song to sing because the singer cant inhale often, watch, and look for breaths.
You can have my yellow fin when you can pry it from my cold dead flippers.
coldwarrior wrote:
As a RN – I hope you can respect those that are listed in the DSM – please.
The Osprey wrote:
the trip is over for that site….from premier to bust.
More excrement from the Dork Falcon:
@ The Osprey:
He needs money for the tin foil on the windows, chicken soup and the film projector upkeep.
Calo wrote:
dsm is always part of treatment in the clinical environment,however i didnt expect a full blown OCD event on line.
@ The Osprey:
Comical suits both admonitions.
@ coldwarrior:
@ coldwarrior:
Alright- you are right – case closed.
The Osprey wrote:
ummmm…..
wow.
get back to your play at soldier vid games d.f.
@ coldwarrior:
Calo wrote:
not closed, i dont expect complete dsm events on line like that without exacerbating circumstances. i believe he was very intoxicated etoh, at a minimum.
@ Bunk X:
cromwell might do some good in england today.
@ coldwarrior:
aye aye sir………
it’s “ono” you know……
Eyjafjallajökull – pronounce it right.
IslandLibertarian wrote:
yeah…that stuff!
@ coldwarrior:
But, if he was overly intoxicated, would that not be an entry or open door for reconciliation?
How many of us have said things that hung on tequila tongue that we regret after the fact?
mjazz wrote:
Eyjafjallajökull — deathmetal band or volcano…
song_and_dance_man wrote:
ummm…me… but thats not part of this. any of the 291′s from the dsm are in play here. some of us have noted his behavior over time. ask rodan
@ The Osprey:
Oh gawd, that is just so damned pathetic. Embarrassingly pathetic.
And I pray to the gods that we never develop that type of sniveling beaten whelp pup behavior here from anyone towards the admins of this blog.
DF, get some fuckin’ backbone.
The Osprey @ 240:
Are those comic books from cj’s collection or did he google the web for comic book covers.
They all have different background surfaces.
The one that he has up now has what appears the same wood surface background has this one.
Volcanoes should have names that are easy to pronounce. Hurricanes have been NOW’ed, so why have volcanoes been left alone?
Eyjafjallajökull
I bet these things would be good with beer.
@ coldwarrior:
Yes- 291′s are in play here – but do we help him or kick him to the curb?
@ The Osprey:
OMG, could this douche get any further up Chuckie’s butt? My, how low the once “mighty” have fallen.
Yeah, I know… Late as all heck. Had a school assignment that was deceptively easy, that took up a ton of my valuable beer-drinking time… I cannot wait to graduate. I will drink a whole keg of beer then ask to be vodka-boarded. Still will be easier on the ol’ brain than Thermodynamics.
Calo wrote:
he blew up his account….he has to be here to get help. we have no way of getting to him. so, now what?
.
i am all for helping
@ PrincessNatasha:
been there.
coldwarrior wrote:
Thermodynamics or vodka-boarding?
@ Beltfed:
The satirical Bite Me comics must have compelled Foster to declare he had other comics to ‘bite me’ back.
@ coldwarrior:
Send me his email address – better yet, you email him – man to man.
my boys the descendents getting all punk/woodstock
Once this semester is over, I need to buy some “food” for my AK then go fire it at evil water bottles and beer cans! AK-food is expensive though. Can’t believe the prices, even online!
@ coldwarrior:
Oh hell YEAH!
IslandLibertarian wrote:
Ditto that. As far as I’m concerned the admins here can bite me.
PrincessNatasha wrote:
multivaiate analysis with dynamic artificial neural network calculation
the descendant classic
Calo wrote:
we dont have it anymore, he deleted it
coldwarrior wrote:
Vodka-board me.
some ‘fear’ i love livin in the city!
PrincessNatasha wrote:
agreed
wrote:
multivaiate analysis with dynamic artificial neural network calculation
…and do it without using any variables.
@ coldwarrior:
Oh!
Bunk X wrote:
see, then it loses the fun…and gets exponentially more boring if we in fact have some variables.
so…its easier to say, the bar is open
Calo wrote:
yeah…see, classic etoh driven 291′s
Comic Book Guy is your lord and master, Iceweasel. Go bring him some fruit and water.
can we please have one!
PrincessNatasha wrote:
Have you tried JG Sales in Prescott, AZ? They usually have pretty good deals on bulk 7.62×39 or 5.45×39…
coldwarrior wrote:
And I have beer. I should have gone to bed, but everyone’s Monday is my Sunday. No classes, no work, and no schedule to speak of, except do some studying then go pay attention to The Royal Jeepitude, because otherwise “He” gets sad and bored. If we do not nearly run over a Stoopid-Car™, “He” is not happy! (And yes, my vehicle is a “He” and I treat it as a beloved pet).
coldwarrior wrote:
But why delete it all? ETOH makes you “stupid” not
nefarious.
mjazz wrote:
Wasn’t that one of the Elven swords in Lord of the Rings?
@ PrincessNatasha:
cj or grand cherokee?
The Osprey wrote:
its a death metal band from sveden….like abba.
@ coldwarrior:
Not for me. I’ve gotta get up at the crack of noon tomorrow to go to the building department and baffle a junior plan checker.
G’nite, folks.
@ The Osprey:
Wow! Thanks! Cheapest I have seen so far! Good thing is, in my state, I can buy ammo online! A friend of mine, whose wife and eldest daughter are dying to fire a real AK47, invited me to fire it on their property, so everyone will be happy.
@ PrincessNatasha:
I had fun this afternoon pulling a Manifold Air Pressure sensor out and cleaning it. Would have much rather spent time on the rifle range.
I curse the EPA and their regulations and Daimler Chrysler’s lame Closed Crankcase Ventilation system.
When my pennies are saved up I’m getting the Green Diesel Engineering tuning box. Engine warning light codes from soot clogged EGR valves begone!
Calo wrote:
HE DELETED HIS ACCOUNT. we didn’t
coldwarrior wrote:
’95 Wrangler, rag-top. Army-green with beige top.
PrincessNatasha wrote:
nice.
we had the 99 cherokee, and we beat it senseless, the 99′s are quality.
we now have a 99 miata and a 99 5.9l durango with all sorts of mods.
SKULLS!
coldwarrior wrote:
I see that – but again – there must have been some part of his brain that was sober to have deleted his entire account.
@ Calo:
so what do you suggest?
@ coldwarrior:
I beat the hell out of mine because it is the first stick-shift vehicle I own. However, to my credit be said, I never ground the gears. I stalled a few times at red lights, in the beginning, but now, after nearly a month of owning it, I am good to go.
Love the single-male attention I am getting though! Had some CPT offer me, a humble little 21A 2LT, to help me take my top off, in the parking lot of our NG Armory. I mean, the Jeep top. LOL. My female SGT was the one who announced, after formation: “Guess what, some CPT offered to help Ma’am take her top off in the parking lot yesterday!” I’ll get her for this, eventually, because all my senior NCOs now are giving me hell about it.
Don’t kid yourself. It’s weasel season!
@ coldwarrior:
good question – maybe put him on Goddess’ prayer list?
@ PrincessNatasha:
a ‘definition of sexy’ is the girl in the cj…that’s a classic
Icehole is such a dumb broad. An ugly one, too, from what I gather. Leftism really warps females, it’s the damnedest thing!
Calo wrote:
i was going to email him, so…
@ coldwarrior:
tell him hello
The Osprey wrote:
butthurt? do they have an anal fixation?
PrincessNatasha wrote:
you are missing the reality.
try your analysis again
Quick beer review: Blue Moon’s HoneyMoon is pretty good, but not for cold weather. I will stick with Guinness for these cold nights from now on. On the upside, watching cats get retarded with the box the 12-pack came in is amusing as all hell.
coldwarrior wrote:
In icehole’s case, the butt was probably the final frontier. However, by now it is as loose as the rest of her. If everything that was stuck in her stuck out of her, she’d look like a porcupine. Without it, she just looks, well, porcine.
coldwarrior wrote:
It would seem so. It’s become quite the popular term over there.
Yee gads it’s almost 12:30. Goodnight all.
Calo wrote:
we dont have the email anymore….he yanked it
@ The Osprey:
Good night! I still have a beer to finish. It’s 0320, local time.
the audio sux..but, for my girl…
@ coldwarrior:
No -it must be in the archives. How could we have lost him?
well, he replace it with this: fuckbunk@live.co
the ‘m’ is removed for security reasons.
This is crazy, and really not something I would think of or try to say or type for all to read or hear… But… I am drunk, and drunk Russians tend to love to spill their minds…
I grew up “punk-rock’, in Russia. Which made sense, with the oppressive government and the culture of conformity. When I came here, I was baffled that punk-rockers rebelled against such safe targets as US government and the “traditional” culture, because the rebellion just made no sense: like, you already have freedom of speech, and can be an ass all you want, as long as you don’t physically assault others.
All the songs that were written in the times of Bush were not really applicable to him. But, OMG, is that stuff applicable now, and then some!
Oddly, the so-called “anarchists” are silent at best and, at worst, are supportive of what is about to become the most authoritarian system for this part of the world. Does anyone else see the disconnect and the hypocrisy? As well as a gross misuse of the concept of “anarchy”?
@ PrincessNatasha:
i was a punk rocker in the eighties…i get it.
PrincessNatasha wrote:
those “anarchists” would not survive in the society that they espouse…people with certain skills would survive
ycoldwarrior wrote:
Yep – I tried to reply, but I was blocked. I am an idjoit – and believed that … well, never mind – its late
Calo wrote:
291s…you d/xed it.
coldwarrior wrote:
Anarchy, aka the absence of government, would require such self-restraint and such sense of responsibility as well as sober judgment and conceptual thinking and long-term planning, very few people could survive in it, let alone the freaks who surrender their humanity like the leftists do on a regular basis.
one of my faves
PrincessNatasha wrote:
most…i’d give it at 70% could not survive in the anarchy.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Did not see it earlier, but Luddy and Cato can bring it. Really. (Do these decrepit old degenerates realize they’ll be the FIRST against the wall if the national-socialism they worship really comes to pass?)
gambling?
Well, time to say Spokoinoi Nochi! Good Night, to all you non-Russian-speaking folks.
PrincessNatasha wrote:
good night
@ PrincessNatasha:
good night Princess – happy jeep driving!
night
a shot of booze and this, night all.
Good morning, y’all!
@ goddessoftheclassroom:
Good morning Goddess & all here present.
@ RIX:
{RIX}
Regarding the photo at the tops of the page: I’m not sure whether to recoil in revulsion or ask for drawn butter…
Really when you think about it crustaceans, lobster, crab etc are sea going insects, they have their skeleton outside.
Give me some drawn butter & I’m fine with it.
Steamed Maryland blue crabs…sigh
@ goddessoftheclassroom:
I was snorking in Key Largo back in the day, not at the reef , but off shore.
I saw a massive crab walking on the bottom, he had to be really old.
All that I could think of was drawn butter & cold beer.
Hmmm, is that wrong?
Time to go–have a great day, y’all!
@ RIX:
Snorking, I was snorking?
Good morning everyone… Hmmm, giant sea bugs… From Florida no doubt…
@ doriangrey:
Good morning Dorian. I’ll take mine broiled.
RIX wrote:
With plenty of garlic butter I presume… I might have to have a couple three or four beers before tackling that bug…
goddessoftheclassroom wrote:
To me it looks like a gigantic woodlouse. Blech!
Meh… the Chinese will eat pretty much anything…
Oh yeah, beer to set the mood.
@ archonix:
But, I’ll bet that it’s tasty.
@ archonix:
Theres a reason Orthodox Jews are picky about what they eat!
Good morning Trader. How about Marjoriemoon int tea leaves?
Actually, reminds me of those gigunda palmetto bugs you see down in Florida. **shiver**
@ RIX:
Mornin’ RIX. Don’t you start! I’m sure the flower child will be issuing a complaint at the swamp about us picking on her.
Nah, today is oomic book club over there. They will be discussing
super powers.
the bugs are our enemy…I says KILL EM ALL
and that is a threat swamp dwellers
@ RIX:
Super powers,tea leaf reading,race detecting,its all good at bvOaf.
Morning everybody, happy Monday.
Nov. 2nd can’t come soon enough.
Later
@ Rightside:
Hi Rightside,good to see ya!
I read that Ludwig went bat shit crazier than Johnson, issuing threats to Tea Partiers. All kinds of deletions on that thread. Anybody know what he said?
@ Rightside:
Glad to see you back. Gittin’ things straightened out?
@ RIX:
Other than this pearl from upthread?
@ RIX:
Something about guns and shooting folks I think.Wouldn’t worry too much, dude would probably blow his own foot off..
@ RIX:
He said the Tea Party people need to be shot.
@ BenZacharia:
Thanks. Cato is a tough guy./
Gah I’m so nervous, hubby and a wild animal specialist are up in the attic looking for a varmint we heard in the wall.No floorboards,I’m fully expecting 4 large feet to come crashing thru my ceiling.
@ vagabond trader:
Ludwig von Quack Quack thinks he wants to play Civil War. Of course, he wouldn’t dirty his hands shooting people. He just wants government thugs to do it for him.
@ RIX:
Somehow I picture William Shatner on SNL saying ‘Get a live! Move out of your parent’s basement! Kiss a girl!’
@ vagabond trader:
Well get your camera ready for come what may.
@ Iron Fist:
Thats it in a “nutshell.”
Just curious. You can get banned over there for suggesting that Glenn Beck likes puppies, but he has crazy Ludwig & others running wild.
@ BenZacharia:
It happened once before,imprinted in my grey matter.
Good morning all.
vagabond trader @ 363:
@ vagabond trader:
If she can predict the future, then she already knew we’d be razzing on her for being a moonbat when she wrote the post. Hell, I could have predicted that, and I don’t even have superpowers.
Charles really now runs a nut house,. You have that mad scientist Ludwig & his botched lab experiment Weasel running wild along with
Cato.
Beltfed @ 374:
A true rifleman.
Oh, no! American’s don’t trust big government! What’s the Obamessiah going to do?
@ mfhorn:
I doubt seriously that Ludwig von Quack Quack has ever kissed a girl. Or ever will, for that matter. If he did, BILLIONS WOULD DIE!
I was at the Las Vegas Hilton a couple of years ago (Business trip, seriously) There was a Star Trek Convention & I wondered how many of these people have LGF accounts?
Uh oh, looks like Officer Iceweasel thinks that she has busted Walter.
@ Beltfed:
Barbarians in dresses should not be allowed near children or firearms.
@ RIX:
Hilarious. It is like a police state over there. LOL
snowcrash wrote:
Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.
snowcrash wrote:
@ Beltfed:
Oh my, gun porn. Shame on you! ;^)
@ mawskrat:
Heh… Socialists are a lot like bugs. Collectivist, mindless, and destructive.