No, you’re not going to excrete several baked rectangular prisms of earthen material once your frontal lobes dissect this image and it’s not an offensive term for carnal knowlege of cognitive operations, but it’s still kinda cool.
by Bunk X ( 208 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at May 22nd, 2010 - 10:00 pm

The link to the original image was lost due to cognitive dissonance on my part. For my penance, I’ll suffer through another Overnight Open Thread.
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We're not easily offended and don't want people to think they have to walk on eggshells around here (like at another place that shall remain nameless) but of course, there is a limit to everything.
Play nice!
Back to the Top
But you might defecate clay masonry units.
I swear, if you look hard enough, it looks like a Neo-Nazi flag! //
Now the important question is, can you make masonry units out of fuldkommen gak?
@ MrPaulRevere:
Well, it is a bunch of blond white girls.
@ snork:
That Prussian Blue singing group, no doubt about it. I can hear their dog whistle from here //
Wait a sec, is that a ginger I see?
Democrats are bracing for the loss of a House seat Saturday in President Obama’s birthplace of Hawaii: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/22/AR2010052201049.html?hpid=topnews
Excreting bricks, ho hum. Anybody can do that. But concrete blocks, now, that takes real talent, especially the holes. Maybe Ludwig could do it.
Saudi ‘emo’ girls busted by religious cops
and:
Saudi women open fire and punch virtue police
Support the Saudi Women’s Resistance Movement.
Princeton, NJ will print you up an ID card if you are here illegally.
Hell, just the other night Cavuto said the mob prints it’s own money there.
snork wrote:
Or not. Depends entirely on your diet.
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
After that tour de force in his diary, that would be an appropriate encore.
snork wrote:
Yes. You can burn fuldkommen gak as cooking/heating fuel and compress the remaining excess into blocks – then hit ‘em with a propane torch, and they’re good to go as glazed tile.
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
You misunderestimate the talent here. Some of us can eat lead and shit bullits.
Bunk X wrote:
And cow dung is sometimes used in masonry. Built like a shit brickhouse.
@ Bunk X:
ROFLMAO*********
TONIGHT!
On my way to Republican Headquarters to watch the results.
God save Hawaii!
From the “back to the future” file: Obama campaigning against Bush–again http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0510/37631.html
snork wrote:
“Thomas Jefferson Shat Here.”
Here, Chucky, Chucky!!! Some Nazis!!!
@ Bunk X:
No, no, no!!!! Not brick shithouse, shit brickhouse!
Now they got Donald Duck:
snork wrote:
Yeah. Post an image of a crap house and I’ll be impressed. Sheesh.
On a posterior note, who was it that pulled a Number 9 on The Village last night? Someone rode through a-whoopin’ and a-whompin’.
@ Bunk X:
I think your guess last night was accurate. He’s an energetic little creature.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
The commenting patterns were there:
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
etc.
@ Bunk X:
He’s outwitted the famous “coorelator tool” evidently. I’d love to know the secret.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Their tools are pretty dull.
snork wrote:
How dare you say something like that! Why, he’s an internet god I tell you and a genius programmer and…and…he hears really cool dog whistles, and stuff!! //
Speaking of, can anybody make any sense of this top thread?
That’s downright incoherent. What group, and who’s the Nazi? Is it my imagination, or did the posts over there at one time make some semblance of sense?
@ MrPaulRevere:
And on top of that, he has an intrepid crew of internet sleuths who find obscure photo’s neo-nazi’s have posted!
Aye, carumba!
@ snork:
which thread is that?
MrPaulRevere wrote:
So, if a Nambla member links to 1.0, does that mean that 1.0 supports them? It’s all guilt by association according to those of small intellects.
@ snork:
She’s asking for it:
Anyone know what MM changed her piss allah avatar to when she caved in? Haven’t bothered to give the idiot an extra hit to check.
thanks
CC
Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2010/05/22/20100522arizona-immigration-law-rally-neo-nazis.html#ixzz0oidlTOxM
Did cj read his own link??
MrPaulRevere wrote:
I like Mandy a lot.
@ typicalwhitey:
Overnight.
@ Bunk X:
LGF obviously has no problem with the tactics of Joe McCarthy. I’ve said it before and I never tire of saying it: The left merely hated McCarthy for his politics, they use his strategies every day.
Bunk X wrote:
I believe that was someone with the nic mrbrisco.
@ Speranza:
It was getting pretty sappy. They were having a huge grew pug except negativ wasn’t having any of it.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
They’d make old Joe blush.
@ Speranza:
It was a funny flounce. I wish I got a screenshot!
@ Speranza:
I was hoping Cato would flip out online in response to her and get a ‘time-out’
@ CynicalConservative:
she has a picture of one of the terrorists
@ typicalwhitey:
Thanks!
I found Chuck!!!
@ Rodan:
@ MrPaulRevere:
It must have been because snowball sounded really pissed off.
@ typicalwhitey:
If she has a picture of someone taking a dump on the Bible she’d be a hero over there, with monitor lizard privileges or some such nonsense.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
A time-out? What are they in 1st grade?
@ snork:
I think at may have something to do with this item from ALIPAC
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
The house in the ghey Ted community?
@ Speranza:
Apparently the men over there have zero spine.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
McCarthy was fighting against communists, and in his time, it was a very real threat. Hollywood leftists took offense because McCarthy was right.
mrbrisco’s semi flounce:
I say semi-flounce because he continued posting. Apparently the overnight monitor only has the power to delete comments, not accounts. FYI
@ Speranza:
mrbrisco = possum? It was fun scrolling through the comments.
@ Bunk X:
True enough, he was for the most part correct.
typicalwhitey wrote:
Musta been cuz kilgore used the f bomb.
@ snork:
thats a whopping eighty bucks for cj eh?
btw who put up the money or printed the books?
@ typicalwhitey:
I hope no one is betting a house payment on the sales…
Someone asked where six degrees went.
NO ONE would answer.
Bordm wrote:
I just perused their statement, it sounded good to me. Every house needs cleaning, and its best not to put these things off.
Oops.
POTUS-in-training.
@ snork:
ROTFLMAO
@ Bunk X:
You know, the ‘guilt by association’ meme is a fascinating one. Certainly there are degrees of association, just as there are degrees of corruption. Perhaps its worthy of a post all its own, by an intellect weightier than mine.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Well apparently I am a lefty whack job because I am facebook friends with an old pal from high school who is one.
Sheesh!
Say, what was the handle of the person who designed this blog’s theme and/or interface? Was it American Conservative? And if so, what happened to him? Has anyone seen him lately?
It would seem that most that are left on 1.0 are kids.
Lefty kids.
@ typicalwhitey:
This Obdicut person is a world class idiot. A few months back in table9 chat he was asking us “what was so bad about Mao?”
@ typicalwhitey:
Practically every one of my professional contacts on Facebook are raging liberals and don’t hesitate in shouting their hatred of Republicans/Conservatives/Bush/Palin … etc. It gets so tedious having to read their diatribes. They really are immature children.
WTF?
typicalwhitey wrote:
On what do you base this, and how are you defining “kids”?
LGF is not a safe place for underage people.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Obdicut was on Table 9?
Zimriel wrote:
Well not little kids lol.
Gamers. 20′s I would guess.
Not all but a lot
@ Runner:
does cj know he was there?
He would boot him if he did
Does anyone here remember Maine’s Michael from LGF? And does anyone know anything about him or have contact info?
nice cute Summer pic.
I seriously hope none of the 1.0 stalkers are stalking tonight, though, since I have it on good terms several of them are registered sex offenders.
Just viewing this thread might be suffecient to send reggie back inside for another 5 yrs for violation of parole
@ Runner:
I believe so yes, after Glen Beck exposed Anita Dunn praising Mao in a speech and pony tail flipped out.
@ typicalwhitey:
I’d say the majority of the really active ones.
@ snork:
If only we could easily “tip him over and pour him out!”
MrPaulRevere wrote:
I could have answered this at age 10. “Cultural Revolution, hello?”
(Thank you, READ magazine.)
typicalwhitey wrote:
I didn’t know he was there until Mr Paul Revere mentioned it. If he was, I’m sure he was there only to yank some chains, ala SpaceJesus.
@ typicalwhitey:
The law ‘MANDATES’ a citizenship check?
and as I posted on the last thread:
Anyone got a sock they want to burn over at Chuckies place?
Virginia county has 3 year old law like Arizona’s, without the feared profiling problem.
@ Doppelganger:
Reggie’s askeert of DoD these days.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Yea, the lefties are experts at infiltrating organizations in order to sidetrack, twist and misrepresent the original purpose of said group. One of our problems is we are sometimes too trusting of the individuals we allow in, not realizing that sometimes their motive is to discredit us.
@ snork:
He’s a little teapot short and stout…
@ Runner:
Precisely. Actually, it was around Christmas time and CJ posted a link to table9 and invited a raid.
@ Doppelganger:
Are you kidding?
And as I sign off tonight I must offer a shout out to Dice-K of the Red Sox for nearly pitching a no-hitter against the Phillies. Oh well, at least the Sox won!
@ typicalwhitey:
You are a psychic, they are discussing their favorite games now.
@ Runner:
Celts were victorious over Orlando too!
MrPaulRevere wrote:
In the world according to obdicut, there was nothing wrong with Mao but the guy who wrote the Arizona law is a Nazi. Or something.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Do they involve leather and duct tape?
@ snork:
not yet lol
@ snork:
Patience, grasshopper.
hoosier and ludsquid play chess together.
spayshul snowfwakes.
@ typicalwhitey:
so that’s where all the CO2 causing global warming is coming from.
Arizona owns Zero’s wrecking crew with puppet video about reading being fundamenatal
http://wwwv.youtube.com/watch?v=O6qEQ-KnitQ&feature=player_embedded
Let’s try that again
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Role Playing Games as we know them were invented by ex-military men. Arneson designed his armour class / hit points scheme based on the Navy. And now I feel like listing D&D modules for conservatives…
Top choice: X4, X5, and especially X10 – the Master of the Desert Nomads series. Some evil cleric across the desert sets up a theocracy and invades the divided “Known World”. Your job is to assassinate the bastard and (in X10 – more a remake than a sequel) defeat his armies. Good luck publishing this stuff today.
CM1, Test of the Warlords, was good too; you had to run a barony as well as to do the adventuring thing.
And Dragonlance was pretty much LDS; Tracy Hickman’s play for the title of the Mormon CS Lewis.
Actually pretty much ALL of D&D was politically incorrect. You can’t negotiate with orcs. Learnt that one in the Pomarj section of “Scourge of the Slave Lords” – orcs like to raise the white flag so you’ll come into range of their missiles.
/thread killah
Warblgarblgarbl
MrPaulRevere wrote:
I’m related to Kevin Bacon. Write it up, submit it for review, and we’ll polish it.
Its official: Republican Charles Djou emerged victorious tonight in the special election to fill Hawaii’s vacancy in Congress, giving Hawaii it’s first GOP member of Congress in 20 years. http://www.starbulletin.com/news/bulletin/94673904.html
typicalwhitey wrote:
Drooling libtards with Stockholm syndrome/oedipussiness complexes? You’re prolly right.
@ MrPaulRevere:
That’s good news!
Another one flunks explosives 101.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Congrats!
If you don’t ask where I found this, I won’t tell you
The 8 Year Transformation From Guy To Girl http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=49431
Rodan wrote:
Really good news for sure, it was Obama’s home district! It broke an 11 election dem. winning streak.
Lost wrote:
He’s a little pisspot…
OT– the missus just called me in to make me watch TV. Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top) showed up as a street guitar bum on “Bones.” The show sucked donkeys except for those ten seconds of excellence.
Greetings all late night thread people. Another night of doing maintenance on our IT systems.
I LOVE MY JOB!!!
And yes I know I am happy to have one but still… being up all night is not fun.
typicalwhitey wrote:
I’d love to see that. No pieces except for two queens on a board with one red square.
@ snork:
That reminds me of the bomb that the Weathermen detonated by accident in 1970. The idiots never learn that crude circuits can be very unforgiving.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Guess he gets no “virgin credit” if the bomb goes off too soon. Wonder if there is some fatwa about that. Ya think the moon god they worship would give partial credit for giving it the old college try….
MrPaulRevere wrote:
It’s the bomb that’s unforgiving. The circuit is unpredictable.
@ MikeA:
I read somewhere that for a misfire they get to hang out with Rosie O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg after those two die.
@ snork:
I’m not sure I follow…
MikeA wrote:
He’ll still get those 72 Virgin DEMONS with anvil-shaped genitalia, ready to disembowel him!
@ MrPaulRevere:
Outstanding! It’s time that we the American People take back our country.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
But remember that Ol’ Joe was semi-rehabilitated when the Verona memos were released. The Left hated him because he was exposing their takeover.
1.0 still hasn’t discovered the bit about using the truth.
@ Macker:
72 virgins gaitaz with beards and moustaches don’t really do much for me.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Which way does Djou lean? Right or Scott Brown Left?
@ snork:
Last time I was blasting stumps we finished up with 2 extra electric caps. My partner cut the leads off about an inch long, stripped them and twisted them together to make them “safe”. They are locked up here in the desk somewhere in a little box. I’m not sure how I should deal with them. One little slip and you lose a few fingers.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
More likely than not a Scott Brown type, I’m too lazy to research it
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
Better to assume RINO for now.
C-L wrote:
Ever seen those pick up thingies at Walgreens?
Male student who ran for prom queen suspended over parking
o_O
@ C-L:
Fed Ex them to me, from Kilgore Trout c/o LGF, and I’ll turn them in to the authorities. =)
These.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
http://www.djou.com/notes/Why_you_should_vote_for_me
@ MrPaulRevere:
@ Macker:
As much as I hate to admit it even a RINO would be a good change for Hawaii at this time. A tiny step forward is better than the entrenched status quo.
@ Bunk X:
@ snork:
They are safe enough to handle with the leads twisted together. The problem is you can’t hook ‘em up to a blastin’ machine without gettin’ all up close and personal. Next time they’re shooting rock over at the quarry I’ll just drop them off and have the guys load them into a hole. Problem solved.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
If you take this at face value, he’s a radical right-winger:
Submitted without comment:
@ snork:
I read that and was thinking along the same lines. BarryCare was conspicuously absent in my opinion, though.
@ C-L:
Consult someone who really knows this stuff to be sure, but if they’re all like this, stray voltages won’t set them off; you need a source of significant current.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Which in and of itself is more than sufficient comment.
Hundreds of large, feral rats found in home
Must be government bureaucrats.
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
I couldn’t agree more. You’ll get some misfires from the likes of Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins and Scott Brown, but that’s to be expected.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
Killgore Trout : I told his pop that I’d pay 10 cents for every slug his boy ate.
@ snork:
I get what you were driving at earlier…
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
Lotta odd stuff is found around Las Cruces NM.
@ snork:
I’ve got plenty of training, had to just to buy the supplies. Of course 2-way radios must be turned off while the circuit is active so stray currents won’t set off the charges. That’s SOP. Primary lead wires from the factory were about 10 ft long, leads stripped and shunted together. These are sold pack electric type. Take away the 10 ft and you have a hazard that wasn’t there before.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Someone named Killgore would have a bloody nose if he said that to this pop. He’s lying for updings.
Have a great Sunday all and thanks for the interesting thread.
@ Bunk X:
They took feral rats to a shelter? Is this some kind of a joke? Feral rats are to be dispatched.
@ C-L:
PIMF sold = solid
Fashion: More men seek out high heels
The 70′s were a fashion disaster, not as bad as the 80′s though. Platform shoes were popular when Carter was president, so when another crap POTUS occupies the WH the craze being resurrected is not that hard to believe.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
See you at RadioHour!
I see it is past my bed time. Night All.
@ Bunk X:
But have you ever been there? I have!
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
And does that mean the men who wear them are…girly men?
Krispy Kremes used as bear bait
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
EVERY decade is a fashion disaster when viewed from future decades. Next year girls will be getting hairplugs in their chins, and guys will be getting silicone shoulder implants.
@ Bunk X:
Not to mention scrotum piercing….
Macker wrote:
Yeah, and there used to be a great patio restaurant with an aviary with myna birds who spoke spanish. Actually, now that I think of it, the restaurant was in Gila Bend.
Macker wrote:
…for the feminists.
No comment.
Macker wrote:
I always thought it was a 72-year-old virgin… Something like Cato the Senile.
Excreting bricks, ho hum. Anybody can do that. But concrete blocks, now, that takes real talent, especially the holes. Maybe Ludwig could do it.
You misunderestimate the talent here. Some of us can eat lead and shit bullits.
ROFL ROFL
After hours of discussing inane role playing games, the topic was successfully hijacked by our favorite moonbat:
Ludwank, by that logic you’d advocate shutting down the agricultural industry and indicting the USDA for an e coli outbreak. Do you even read what you write?
@ Bunk X:
Who IS this Ludwig guy? Is he new? Or was he always there? He’s amazing. (And I don’t mean that in a good way)
@ Rose:
Really creepy “old-timer” poster.
@ Rose:
*bullets*
Channelling Steve McQueen, I guess.
Rose wrote:
He’s a bloviating boor who specializes in making an ass of himself. He makes it look so easy.
And the Wanker de Lud successfully coopts an overnight open thread.
So he’s not a Republican, and he’s not a Democrat. I doubt he’s a Libertarian, and he’s too opinionated to be an Independent. I suspect he’s registered as a vulva.
The Village is starting to misspell and curse again, so it must be last call on the west coast. As for me, I’m signing out for tonight. See y’all on BlogMock Radio tomorrow.
172 posts later and someone has to point out why the “Image du jour” is remarkable.
“Up your nose with a rubber hose” was the closest.
The top young lady has her nose on upside down.
Nite!
@ Possum:
Possum! It’s not Sunday.
Calo wrote:
I do not know what planet you are on but here in Oregon it is zero dark 30 on Sunday may 23rd 2010
@ Possum:
Laswt I heard you were in “fly-over” country and without running H2O. So – you are in Oregon now?
Calo wrote:
YEP! I always wanted to be there. Sunset bay state park is a great place to just stay and rest a while. One of the few places in America that a road named “Lighthouse Way” actually leads to a lighthouse.
@ Possum:
Are you a tent or an RV camper?
Calo wrote:
You are nosey!!!!
Truck with an oversized topper and a tent.
Sleep in the truck on cold nights, tent on mild nights. Shit in the woods when it is dark.
@ Possum:
Oh – my kinda guy. I have no respect for RV’er’s.
Talking of dark, I must save the truck battery and go to bed.
Nite!
See you tomorrow (or today) on the radio show.
Bunk X wrote:
The part of the quote in italics may be the clue. What if LudWank is a bot? Sure, it is programmed to spew certain things, and, like some bots, it may appear like it is actually ‘thinking’ before responding… But really, it is just a BOT, and, of course, it cannot read what it wrote!
@ PrincessNatasha:
LVQ is so outrageous – maybe he is a sock. Just sayin’.
Lewd-wig-out Von OMG-OMG-We’re-all-going-to-die is a parody of what LGF used to be. Now he and it are nothing more than bad jokes.
Calo wrote:
Could be. Would be kinda fun to have an off-the-wall leftard true-believer sock over there… Just to see how far the lemmings will follow…
To be honest with you, when 1.0 went “all stupid all the time”, originally, I thought Schmuckles was just conducting an experiment, to see how many people were just normal people (who’d walk away as soon as shit got too deep for their liking) vs. how many were pathetic cult-following butt-suckers.
Well, it appears he wasn’t conducting an experiment, but damn if some very interesting observations were not made…
The study of the 1.0 phenomenon could be a welcome addition to the research on cults and on tendencies of some individual humans to readily surrender their individuality just to “belong” even if it is some blog created by someone or a group of someones who may not be whom they claim they are.
The kind of control people allow Schmuckles to have over their very thought and emotions shows me that these people are a bunch of weakling sycophants who would probably feel right at home in a dictatorship. In Stalinist Soviet Union, those would be the anonymous snitches denouncing their neighbors, coworkers, or even family members, just to have a spot in the sun and not get ‘eaten’ themselves.
@ PrincessNatasha:
Your post is so “spot on” that I don’t want to acknowledge it.
So — OT – are you on summer break yet and any plans for a jeep vacation?
Are the time stamps still Eastern time?
@ BatGuano:
Ah. I see it is.
It is 0740 EST.
MY computer now has sound. Yes, I am a demigod.
snork wrote:
But nothing beats buffalo chips
BatGuano wrote:
While you’re talking to yourself on here give yourself a raise. lmao
Possum wrote:
wow I’ve never seen possum shit that I know of..could you take a photo
@ Grimcargo:
I said that out loud?
@ BatGuano:
Damn!
Good morning, y’all.
Four of my Visigoths created a video project on Romeo & Juliet. It is brilliant. It includes a Downfall parody where Hitler is Prince Escalus ranting on how he wasn’t invited to Capulet’s party.
@ goddessoftheclassroom:
{goddessoftheclassroom}
Good morning, Teacher!
Have an apple
@ Iron Fist:
{Iron Fist}
Isn’t that how Eve got into trouble?
Good morning everybody.
@ RIX:
{RIX}
GOTC, your opinion has been requested at DoD.
Hi everyone.
*waving hello*
@ Possum:
And the mouth.
@ snork:
{snork}
I have given my opinion…how flattering to be asked for it!
@ Canoe Convoy:
{Canoe Convoy}
Calo wrote:
May be going to TX for 3 days, mid-June. Right now, doing some minor tuning on the Jeep to get it ready for the trip. It is a beautiful 86F day here and the top is off! Life is good.
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