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So there you are minding your own business at the bottom of the ocean, when some pufferhead stumbles by and completely blows your cover. It’s enough to piss you off.
Well, what can you do? You’re just a kickass bitchin’ mussel-eatin’ limb-regeneratin’ starfish, with no eyes, no ears and no brain, and you crap through your feet. Yeah, run away while I’m talking to you, woosfish. Face it, you can’t even gripe about it because you don’t have an Overnight Open Thread.
Loser.
Tags: camouflage, Open thread, sea bitch, star fish
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“Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chew”
Man with 14 birds in pants gets 4 months
Those 14 birds were scarred for life, though.
Cops: Nude man screams he’s Jesus, causes crash
DARIEN, Conn. – Police said a naked man yelling that he was ‘Jesus’ was the catalyst for a five-vehicle accident.
1 missing tortoise found, 1 at large
What, were they found 6 feet from the front door?
Awesome video.
No brains? So starfish are Obama voters?
eeeuuuuwwwww. that thing looks a bit creepy.
Rodan wrote:
It’s a mathematical symbol for “greater-than.”
????
mfhorn wrote:
Yes. They react to stimuli only.
Boston toilets may become eateries
Bunk X wrote:
bwahahahahahaahahhahaha! geek alert!
of course, i thought it was funnier than hell too so i’m an even bigger geek.
Study: Modest men seen as less likable
Kirly wrote:
Time to geek together?
Poll: Men more prone to vacation injuries
sharmooooooota has been spotted.
anna puma found it and posted it in Table 9
Smelly studios and fleas cause Cyprus TV walkout
@ Kirly:
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!*
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
they’re so civilized.
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Rodan wrote:
Right hand bracket for html code.
Cat Flees from Surgery to Avoid the Snip
Rodan wrote:
OOPS I meant this one.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
“Lucky” the dog was on the way home from the vet where he got his ears clipped, his nails trimmed, his tail bobbed and his “tassles” removed, was quoted as saying, “Why the hell didn’t you just get a smaller dog?”
McNaught is back!!
@ Kirly:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@ Kirly:
A blast from the past!
@ C-L:
I meant to type ?
Night all.
@ Rodan:
Night, Rodan!
HAha
AGW=dead lizards?
@ Kirly:
Simultaneously, gorebull warming is being blamed for lizards dying off and grasshoppers (I think) over-reproducing.
Angela Merkel warns of cuts to welfare
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100607/D9G6B83O0.html
(She’s going to hire Helen Thomas to tell people to GO HOME to East Germany and Turkey)
Anybody looking for a good Chuckle:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/215383_My_take_on_what_people_should_know_about_LGF
Did the night shift get laid off? What’s this echo? Spacejiz? Anybody? Hellooooooooo?
@ snork:
Hellooooo!
@ snork:
It`s like a non stop comedy routine over there…LGF…Long,Gone and Forgotten!!!
@ Eliana:
For a minute I thought I had halitosis of the TCP/IP…
@ snork:
I’ve been refreshing the screen in case someone dropped by here while I’ve been reading a book about Israel on my iPad.
I’m reading Start-up Nation: The Story of Israel’s Economic Miracle.
@ Eliana:
But it was cheap. 
Oh. You’re an Apple person. Eww. I’ll tell you how my Android pad works out once the first one that didn’t work gets back and they send me one that works.
@ Eliana:
Just imagine where they’d be economically if they hadn’t spent the first 20 or 30 years of nationhood futzing with socialism.
@ snork:
Actually, I’ve only been an Apple person when it comes to things like iPods, iPhones and my new iPad … UNTIL I bought a MacBook Pro last week.
It’s my first Mac.
I did use Macs in graduate school labs awhile back, but I’d never owned one until now. I’m enjoying the MacBook Pro!!
@ snork:
Bibi had a LOT to do with Israel’s most recent economic boom. He was the Finance Minister for awhile under Ariel Sharon and he made a huge, huge difference in Israel’s economy.
snork wrote:
Dunno why it’s slow here. I was composing a most awesome post for my own blog and doing incredible amounts of research to make sure that the awesomeness is awesome.
I still don’t understand Rodan’s cryptic comment.
Bunk X wrote:
My guess is that it has something to do with the fact that the > is next to the ?, and Rodan is a notoriously sloppy typist.
But maybe there’s a deeper meaning. Maybe there’s a conspiracy. The Russian Mafia developed a computer virus that types random stupid stuff because they’re secretly in cahoots with LGF. I’ve often wondered about my computer being infected with such a virus whenever I type something brilliant and perfect, and then press “submit”, only to have FULDKOMMEN GAK show up for my comment. It can’t be me. It’s got to be the Russians. And I’ll bet Natasha is laughing her butt off.
@ snork:
What cryptic comment?
snork wrote:
The Little Green Lab Asst. has an awful lot of time to check facts and write opinions. Funny stuff.
gibsonz wrote:
I knew I should have copyrighted that…..
Tomorrow, Tuesday, is California’s Primary election. For those of you on the west coast, the ballot initiatives are probably the most important of the mess.
As for me, I’m voting NO on every initiative except for Prop 13. It’s a good measure, and has no opposition. Owners of existing buildings should not be penalized by property tax reassessment for seismic retrofitting.
As for the candidates, Meg Whitman gets my vote for Republican nominee for governator, and conservative Chuck Devore should go to the U.S. Senate. The other candidates for other seats don’t matter much.
Now, Steve Rocco is another story. I’m tempted to vote for him just for the hell of it because he pissed so many people off. Here’s a guy who was elected to the board of the Orange Unified School District without a campaign. He beat out the other contenders with a pair of nothing, and once elected, it took weeks for the OUSD to find out who and where he was. He’s a bizarre dark stocking cap with black sunglasses who’s full of conspiracy theories, and was arrested for supposedly stealing a half-empty bottle of catsup from an OUSD cafeteria. Now he’s running for Public Administrator.
Sounds like a great candidate to me.
snork wrote:
Yeah. I see that and raise you w. The essence of Fuldkommen Gak.
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