First of all, believe it or not, this is an actual book! But, if you’d like to order a copy ($14.95), please note that it will not be released until June 29th. I hope that a lot of other people will also want to read about the Whiny Little Bitch in the White House, and it becomes a New York Slimes #1 best-seller, but I digress.
It’s written by Mike Cullen, and it’s about the total incompetency of the America-hating POS that occupies 1600 Pennsylvania Av. NW, the man-child bungler-in-chief himself, and the other America-hating scumbags, that, like cockroaches, infest his pathetic, inept socialism-loving administration.
Here’s the introduction, and it’s excellent, because it is spot-on…
I had never seen anything like it. Only 44 men have held the office of President of the United States. This guy gets into office, and even one year later, he still can’t stop sniveling about the man who held the position before him. Can you picture Abraham Lincoln engaging in a year-long whine about James Buchanan? I inherited this slavery problem, you know. So don’t get your hopes to high.
Touché! Beautifully written, huh? I thought so, also!
But I know, you want more, huh? I’ve got more!!!
About Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Incompetano, Cullen writes:
She’s proof that there is at least one person in Washington who is less qualified for her job than Barack Obama is for his.
Bwahahahaha!!!
Then there’s a chapter called “The 7 Habits of a Highly Ineffective President”. BTW, habit #7 is priceless!
1. I Didn’t Explain it Right- There’s nothing wrong with the policy. You yokels are too stupid to understand it.
2. Let Me Be clear- Let me be clear is the rhetorical equivalent of an exploding dye pack in a bag of cash. It indelibly marks all words that follow as false. “Let me be clear” pegs my bullshit meter.
3. Conflation – Treating two different concepts as if they were one: In an attempt to marginalize the Tea Party movement, Obama described them as people who question whether he is a US citizen and believe he’s a socialist. Two totally unrelated things.
4. The False Choice- When Americans look to their government for responsible solutions, Barack Obama lives to offer us the false choice. We can either support his stale brand of socialism or we can do nothing.
5. The False Promise- Closing Gitmo. Broadcasting the health care debate on CSPAN.
6. Blaming Your Opponents- Even more bizarre were his repeated attempts to blame Republicans for his own failures. With an overwhelming Democrat majority in the House and a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate, he still didn’t sign a single piece of major legislation in 2009.
7. Talking out of Your Ass- In situations that require a careful, measured (Let’s say presidential) response, Barack Obama comes across like the barroom drunk who thinks he’s an expert on everything. Facts are not important. Barry’s got something to say, and it’s a free country, dammit.
Examples: Skip Gates. Comments about Las Vegas.
This thread also ties in, rather nicely, to what former Florida governor Jeb Bush said Wednesday about Obama:
Jeb Bush tells President Obama: Stop blaming George W. Bush
Former Florida GOP Gov. Jeb Bush has grown tired of listening to Barack Obama blame his brother, telling Matt Bai, the “Political Times” columnist for The New York Times, that he finds the president’s behavior “childish.”
In an interview with Bai, Bush said that he has had enough of Obama frequently pointing back to his brother George W. Bush’s tenure to explain economic and budget problems, as well as failed oversight of the oil industry.
“It’s kind of like a kid coming to school saying, ‘The dog ate my homework,’” the former governor said of the president. “It’s childish. This is what children do until they mature. They don’t accept responsibility.”
“He apparently likes to act like he’s still campaigning, and he likes to blame George’s administration for everything,” Bush added.
Bush went on to criticize the president’s own stewardship of the economy, calling Obama “Hubert Humphrey on steroids.”
A tip o’ the hat to Denny!
Tags: Democrats, Leftists, Moonbats, Progressives, Socialism
I love the title. It is so disrespectful and appropriate.
@ chickadee:
LOL!
Ain’t that the truth!?
What amazes me is his supporters. I have a neighbor who is a real liberal and a pacifist. When we do talk politics, she tends to get angry when I bring up the obvious issues with her stance. The amount of cognitive dissonance is amazing. I relaize her anger is driected at me showing how her world view is completely wrong but yet she won’t change. Reminds me of the verse… None are as blind as those who refuse to see…
@ m:
We need to stop handling this lowlife with kid gloves. He just can’t continue to get a pass because he is a half black grifter who blew into town with a smile and some platitudes. His snake oil is the most poisonous yet. Hw needs to be ruthlessly slammed for all the harm he is doing to the people of this country.
Not to go OT so early, but this article made my blood boil.
LEts try that again…
Frontpage Mag on Black Racism
“1400 Pennsylvania Avenue” ???
hey why are we talking politics, it’s friday? I mean I am sure Obama is off till next tuesday. party time!
@ MikeA:
By definition blacks are the victims of racism. Therefore they cannot perpetrate racism.
The name calling and violence is just how they express compassion and kindness being victims themselves.
/ is it needed?
Mike C. wrote:
A very special section of the street.
Resident Obummer is planning on putting a stake though Liberty on July 4th.
But gee golly, just you wait ’til November./////
@ chickadee:
Agreed.
@ Mike C.:
Their neighbors suck too?
lol
BenZacharia wrote:
I am rather concerned about November to the end of the legislative session.
The author is going to need an updated 2nd printing pretty quick.
(CNSNews.com) – Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is “not kosher” — meaning she is not fit to serve on the court — according to more than 850 Orthodox members of the Rabbinical Alliance of America. That’s the term the rabbis used about Kagan in a press release issued Thursday, saying “Elena Kagan is not kosher. She is not fit to sit on this Court — or any court.”
OK that’s pretty funny
@ vagabond trader:
For real. Gotta get teh current crazy~
For the love of God please do not even think about nominating Jeb Bush for POTUS!
@ vagabond trader:
LOL! I hear Glenn Beck say that all the time about his books because he can’t write fast enough to keep up with the predictions he has (based on historical evidence, mind you)coming true.
I see this amnesty thing coming to boil in the summer heat. “Parole” seems to be the idea that’s forming.
@ Nevergiveup:
@ Speranza:
Who said THAT?!
Funny how Jeb has to speak up for George W. since W. always refused to fight back.
Speranza wrote:
He has more class than that. History will support President Bush
Good morning. I heard an interview with this author , but I can’t remember on what program.
He was trying to think of a title, like “Failed Promises”
Then driving with his apolitical wife, Obama was on the radio & she said
“What a Whiny, little bitch.” Voila!
Bumr50 wrote:
I’ve read comments that Jeb is the real conservative (excuse me but I saw this movie once before in 2000) and this might be an opening salvo for a Jeb for POTUS in 2012 campaign. I do not want to see another Progressive Bush ever run for president.
@ Speranza:
Yup and the media is pushing Jeb for 2012. I hope to God, the GOP doesn’t fall for this Progressive slimeball.
RIX wrote:
My wife calls him a “Nasty prick”
Nevergiveup wrote:
Well “class” is nice to have but sometimes I prefer a guy who fights back. Look what “class” got him huh! “Class” got us Obama (go check with McCain how “class worked for him in 2008 -- worked out real well didn’t it?).
@ Nevergiveup:
I disagree but time will be the judge.
@ Nevergiveup:
I believe that!
Rodan wrote:
He may not be conservative enough for you, but calling him a progressive slimeball just muddies the waters. You really should save that vitriol for those that really deserve it.
vagabond trader wrote:
That’s what I was thinking.
There is so much material that zero is generating, the author could write several volumes abt. him.
I hope this one goes to number 1 on the NYT Best Seller list. That would drive zero nuts.
Speranza wrote:
He is an Ex-President now. By virtue of the Office he held, he should and does act accordingly.
@ Speranza:
The Bush clan are Saudi ass kissers.
George W. Bush “Islam is the religion of peace.”
That right I will Never forgive him for. Itw as a blatant lie.
@ Rodan:
I’d REALLY like to say that it’d never happen, but after McCain I’m afraid we’re always going to have that lingering fear.
The proverbial torches and pitchforks are at the ready this election cycle, and even if the GOP decides to commit hari-kari another candidate will capture enough mojo before the primary that they won’t have a choice.
RIX wrote:
LOL. I love that. So honest and perfect.
Hard to argue with the eloquent, minilalist simplicity.
Nevergiveup wrote:
He married a woman who never bothered to learn English and they don’t speak English in their home. That’s just unAmerican to me!
If Президент Оба́ма is a Whiny Bitch, what does that make Crappy Nappy?
It is the spontanaity that makes her comment funny.
Macker wrote:
The man of the house?
@ Nevergiveup:
Like William Jefferson Clinton!!!
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vapig wrote:
Gee people, keep your eye on the ball. Obama is in the White House and we got to get rid of him.
I think that Bush’s comments about a ‘Peaceful religion, being hijacked” was a trgic blunder.
Instead of rallying the people to the cause, he convinced them that the enemy are just a small group of gangsters.
Nevergiveup wrote:
Amnesty, Harriet Miers, Dubai Ports, Alberto Gonzales, Scott McClellan, his reaching out to my good friend Ted Kenendy. He was no conservative. We can nominate Bob Dole again.
Compared to Obama. Bush might be good (however that is not setting the bar too high) but let us not lose sight of the fact that he was a weak 2nd term POTUS and he gave up on his presidency in the summer of 2005. If you want to nominate Jeb Bush and Kay Baily Hutchison go right ahead. Poppy Bush gave us Clinton and w. gave us Obama -- see any pattern out there? I am done.
@ m:
Good morning gorgeous.
I have beachfront propert to sell you in Las Vegas.
Nevergiveup wrote:
While I apologize for the wording of my comment (sounds racists as hell and I really don’t care what he does in his house -- I just see amnesty again) we’ll never take the WH back with another Bush! EVER!!!
@ vapig:
Yeah I was going to take issue with you over the Spanish comment, but you apologized.
That said I agree with you about the Bush clan. They are Muzzie ass kissers and do whatever the House of Saud tells them.
Speranza wrote:
All I am saying is that we have to look ahead not back. History will judge President Bush. I don’t see the point of fighting amongst ourselves about past policy right now. Learn from it sure, but destroy ourselves over it no. GET OBAMA OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE! Don’t loose sight of the objective here folks.
@ Speranza:
Agree 100%
Don’t forget Bush increased the amount of Muslims getting Im migration visas by giving thyem preferences in the Visa Laottery and he called Islam a religion of Peace. He also recognized the Illegal Islamic state of Kossovo as well.
Screw him and his whole family.
@ Nevergiveup:
Agree, let’s move forward and bash Obama and the Tranzis!
Ok I think we can all agree, Obama sucks!
Rodan wrote:
Anyway I am a lot more concerned over what some of the “Moderate” Republicans will do in the Senate and the Congress over the next few months than I am over what President Bush did years ago.
vapig wrote:
Quite concur!
@ Rodan:
@ Nevergiveup:
Absolutely! The only time to look back is for reviewing mistakes and avoid repeating them!
@ Rodan:
Hey now! Blonde, not stupid.
@ Nevergiveup:
Agree because even if the GOP wins the House and gains in the Senate, Obama might still be able to get some of his agenda enacted. Lindsey Graham comes to mind.
@ vagabond trader:
Agree, we need to target Obama without mercy!
How are you today?
Hi all. Excellent title for a book. I can’t wait to get a copy.
@ m:
Never thought that!
@ We Are Government:
How are you and your Persian Princess doing today?
@ Rodan:
Pretty good,you? Are you folks hearing about/seeing any effects from the oil spill?
BOO TO FOX.
Hat tip BJG.
Sick of these people.
Not my joke:
Breaking News:
BP announced this morning they had installed a wedding ring around the leaking pipe, it quit putting out a few minutes later.
citizen_q wrote:
I didn’t know they had that many Jews in Louisiana?
@ citizen_q:
LOL,you forgot to mention the well is a Jewish girl/ ***ducks***
@ Nevergiveup:
Cajudaism?
@ Rodan:
I’m fine. The Persian princess is currently at work trying to wrangle a few classrooms of youths, so my guess is that she has a headache and is looking forward to the weekend.
@ Nevergiveup:
@ vagabond trader:
Great minds think alike
@ vagabond trader:
No luckily the Loop current is prventing the oil from hitting the West Coast beaches here in Florida. However, they are appearing off the coast of Miami/Ft. Lauderdale.
@ citizen_q:
Yeah,just ask my husband.
BO simply doesn’t have the experience or skill set to be anything but a whiney bitch.
Obama in Crisis
@ We Are Government:
Thank God it’s Friday!
Rodan wrote:
I got one more patient and then I can start drinking and relaxing
@ Rodan:
That’s right! And the weather is beautiful here today. I’m sitting on our balcony enjoying a nice coffee. Thanks again for the shout out last night. I was going to call in by my allergies are killing me and I sound like I’m knocking on death’s door.
We Are Government wrote:
Well just be careful that the door stays shut?
@ huckfunn:
This guy couldn’t make change at a lemonade stand. What a travesty.
@ Nevergiveup:
What will you drink today? I’m going later after work to one of my Bosses for a BBQ.
@ Nevergiveup:
I’m just allergic to everything in Germany that blooms. Not in the US, but here. This year has been
unseasonably cold and I can still wear a sweater at nighta victim of climate change and so it has started later.Is it me because I don’t see a problem with this.
But he is headed to the G20 Summit in Canada.
No doubt he will lecture them about stimulating their economies
by spending like lunatics.
@ Nevergiveup:
@ vagabond trader:
Yeah -- that’s not a Jewish thing………
Rodan wrote:
Not sure. Got to talk to my wife about plans. I took her to West Point to go to the Commissary the other day and it was closer than I realized. Less than 45 minutes. We went to the West Point Club and walked around. Now she is all up for shopping there all the time. I think she might be taking my daughter today.
Off topic, but here is a great article on the Eurocracy.
http://blogs.euobserver.com/waterfield/2010/06/21/it’s-austerity-for-everyone-but-eu/
@ RIX:
Hi RIX!
Yes, he’ll talk out of his hat and they will laugh in his face.
@ vagabond trader:
@ RIX:
If Stan McChrystal talked behind BO’s back, what do you think the G20 folks are saying? Wouldn’t you love to hear some of that trash talk?
Exactly, he is not taken seriously.
vagabond trader wrote:
Yes, big problem. It should have been a plastic bag with a draw string.
vagabond trader wrote:
Imagine being his age and having never had a real job. The 52% ‘ers elected a total slacker.
huckfunn wrote:
He is a joke all over the world, but they are celebrating that fact in Moscow, Peking, and Tehran.
@ vagabond trader:
Oh & hi Trader
And also ot, but here is an excellent article.
Stalin Statue Removed in Georgia Home Town.
@ huckfunn:
Some remain smitten but anybody with a business head on their shoulders has to know the guy is poison.I’ll bet the Canadians Russians Chinese and Germans have some choice off the record comments.
We Are Government wrote:
Why, are they fixin to put up one of Obama?
@ Nevergiveup:
No. One to victims of Russian aggression.
Damn! I hope this does not give the Chinese any ideas when we start to have problems servicing our dept.
Greece starts putting island land up for sale to save economy
I guess I’d better go work on some work.
Later.
@ chickadee:
The cognitive dissonance is startling.These 52% are the same people who roasted Bush 24/7 yet find nothing troubling about their golfer in chief. Amazing!
I just saw this and had to share.
Teaching Math:
Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:
1. Teaching Math In 1950s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?
2. Teaching Math In 1960s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math In 1970s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Math In 1980s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Math In 1990s
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it’s OK. )
6. Teaching Math In 2010
Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100. El costo de las producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
RIX wrote:
It is a sad state of affairs, when the President of the United States
is a punch line for jokes.
He brings it on himself. He tromps around the globe spewing his ignorance in such an arrogant way.
He is is own worst enemy, a puffed up belligerent pontificator trying to lecture the world on economics.
He acts like the example of Greece and Spain isn’t relevant to European countries who know abt massive out of control spending. And here comes the idiot-n-chief telling them to spend more.
He is an embarrassment. His enablers, handlers and fawners have brought out the worst in him. He is out of control. His narcissism knows no bounds.
vagabond trader wrote:
Isn’t roasted bush the national dish of North Korea?
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Oh dear, should have previewed that one!
Mike C. wrote:
Where is that quote from. In any case, back before the economic boom of the eighties, that intersection was the southern boundry of DC’s strip. It was hookers, sex shops, bath houses, and porno movies from there to Thomson Circle.
So, 1400 Pennsylvania might be the proper address for the once Gramscian, now overt socialists whores we have in the federal Executive
@ Nevergiveup:
Ah that sounds like fun for them.
So does anybody believe the rumor that obama used to be a homo.
@ huckfunn:
It’s not even proper Spanish. In fact I think it’s Portuguese.
citizen_q wrote:
But who will buy Lesbos? Certainly not the Turks!
@ justin case:
Don’t know all I know is he’s a Progressive.
Mike C. wrote:
Shit, typo…should be 1600
@ Macker:
Rosie O’Donnel?
We’d all be better off with here somewhere out of the way.
@ Rodan:
no its not portugese, its just really bad spanish. lol
@ Nevergiveup:
Don’t give the Progressives any ideas!
justin case wrote:
Of all the things that I have heard about zero, that is a new one for me.
I’ll start a new one that might dovetail into that one (pun intended), I wonder if michelle used to be a dude named Mike.
Bumr50 wrote:
Funny you should mention that. I have an illegal amnesty waiting to be scheduled.
@ justin case:
Yes bad Spanish is Portuguese!
i wish obama would just piss off, he is more boring than paris hilton.
Bob in Breckenridge wrote:
/PIMF!
citizen_q wrote:
There was a time when Ellen DeGeneres was listed as a prominent resident of that Island.
@ citizen_q:
I’ve heard that before actually. There are rumors about him and his Pakistani roommate. The problem isn’t his lifestyle, it’s his Progressive 3rd World Ideology.
Rodan wrote:
And potentially expensive for me. Next week I know they are going, but that is kinda to see the new class coming in
Speranza wrote:
In the olden days, former Presidents never criticized those who followed them, regardless of what party they belonged to. Slick Willy changed that when the POS started criticizing and second-guessing George W. Bush’s policies.
@ Rodan:
Was he a pitcher or a catcher? I’ll bet the latter!
BHO is blinded by his narcissim. It is more important to him to be admired than doing the right ting.
To me he seems sociopathic as well.
Macker wrote:
Lesbos is Dar al-Ghasab — that is, land of the Dar al-Islam that has been wrested away from the sovereignty of the mu’minin by the “unjust” mushrikun. Land of the Dar al-Islam must never be revoked by Allah’s chosen Ummah — it must forever remain waqf endowed exclusively to future generations of Muslimin. If it is lost, it must be regained through jihad.
When Erdogan is strong enough, he may just direct his belligerency towards Lesbos and other Greek-administered islands off the coast of Anatolia first…
@ justin case:
I recall that report during the elections. Allegedly he would hangout in a Limo with a gay guy doing coke and other stuff.
http://rightwingnews.com/mt331/2009/05/obama_gay_coverup.php
Philip_Daniel wrote:
Anatolia once and Anatolia twice
But you never listened to my advice…
Bob in Breckenridge wrote:
Was it Slick Willy or Dhimmi Cartah that started this trend?
We Are Government wrote:
Did you read this-
I guess it never dawned on this imbecile that Stalin had millions of “dissidents” killed, including Georgians. If this moron lived here she’d be an Obama supporter-
justin case wrote:
I think she might actually be smarter than he is.
@ The Osprey:
Yes. And at the same time too IIRC.
Bad news for those of us still looking for work!
Administration Weighs Bypassing Congress to Let Illegal Immigrants Stay
@ Nevergiveup:
My old stompin’ grounds (grew up there).I Worked at the ‘Officers Club’ for a few years while working my way through college. Beautiful area in the spring (Hudson Valley).Our family reunion next month will include a picnic down at the docks and a ‘drive by’ past the old family homestead. I miss living there…
DownRightMeanAmerican wrote:
While not ‘illegal’, the yout’ in my area can’t get summer/seasonal jobs for all the Russians brought in to fill what were traditionally
in years past, the jobs teens/college kids worked.They are brought in by the bus load and stay here all summer. This combined with the lack of jobs has resulted in a lot of kids hanging around, broke and getting increasingly desperate. The only way to find work is to move out of the area. Of course where ever they were to move to probably has its own problems job wise. Like musical chairs…
The thing is after the WLB leaves office, we’ll never hear the end of it. He’ll be bad mouthing the next President who has to clean up his mess. Carter, Clinton, and WLB.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
No but it’s on the menu for Gay and Lesbian “pride” month.
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