[Image from here.]
You gotta shake your hands,
All around and around the sky.
And then you buzz around the floor,
You can do it if you really try.
All the girls and guys,
Are gettin’ wise,
There’re gonna fly.
–Chubby Checker, Do The Fly 1962
Whoa. That image is disturbing enough, but SOMEBODY gave him clearance for takeoff. Buckle up, keep your heads down, and we’ll be landing shortly in time for another Overnight Open Thread.
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that cat deserves some props!
Did Gus 802 take that picture?
we should know if the puti is getting a puti jr to play with tomorrow….announcement will be made on the blog
@ Possum:
The Possum of the opera!
Hey you should do a guest post with your song!
@ Possum:
His rubber planes!
that coat and feather. What a drag
@ coldwarrior:
Puti = Pooty = Vladimir Vladimirovitch?
Equipped with a tail gunner?
Macker wrote:
no, ‘puti’ is the nickname for our daughter.
Apparently the thought occurred to him and he failed resisting the urge to realize it.
@ Rodan:
You are all SO lucky my power went out last night. I was SO drunk!
P.S I am still looking at that E-Mail.
Whitey House wants to Talk to the Tallyban:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/19/obama-afghanistan-strategy-taliban-negotiate
Possum wrote:
That IS Gus, or rather, Gus’ brain.
coldwarrior wrote:
That is SO exciting. I can’t wait. Tell me now. dammit
Jorline wrote:
The West L.A. option? Of course!
coldwarrior wrote:
Is that like all the little ‘putti’ cherubs in paintings?
Possum you have to photoshop a little mask over one half of your face, like the phantom. lol That was hilarious.
yenta-fada wrote:
gotta wait till tomorrow!
yenta-fada wrote:
Well, only the moderates.
@ snowcrash:
Thursday is a few days away.
BBL.
Have a great Tuesday all, and keep punching.
yenta-fada wrote:
here’s a picture of puti at christmas
@ Possum:
Hey I’m serious finish your Possum of the Opera skit and I’ll guest post it for you.
huckfunn wrote:
Yeah. From the admin moderates to the Taliban moderates. I can see those dems out in the mountains with the Taliban. If only……
What is it about that picture that makes me think of Monty Python’s RAF banter sketch?
Poteen wrote:
LOL…L.A. option comes with weird hydraulics also.
coldwarrior wrote:
Glad you cleared that up. I always thought you were taking your dog for a walk, or your dog was getting up from a nap. Congrats in advance.
coldwarrior wrote:
coldwarrior wrote:
Hmmm, so tell me, how does gramps sound to you these days?
@ coldwarrior:
She was adorable when I was visiting you.
The Fly
Possum wrote:
Alternate comment:
“Flight GUS 802 departing from Planet Moron, now boarding for non-stop flight to Planet Stoopid.”
The Osprey wrote:
Night all!
doriangrey wrote:
dunno, i have many years to go before that.
@ doriangrey:
I think he is going to be a daddy again, not a grampy. I think.
@ Rodan:
night
coldwarrior wrote:
Posted that before seeing the Christmas photo of puti, didn’t realize she was still knee high to a grasshopper, thought you were suggesting she was going to have a baby of her won… my bad…
snowcrash wrote:
Here’s a start.
snowcrash wrote:
considering puti is 18 months old…
The Goat
Rodan wrote:
night!
@ doriangrey:
now i do have a 15 yr old daughter form a previous marriage, she is held up in a nunery and grounded until she is 30
she will be singing the national anthem at a steelers game this season. will have some audio on that
@ coldwarrior:
Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how’s your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper’s and caught his can in the Bertie.
Remember Dick Dastardly & Muttley?
@ coldwarrior:
Also the flying sheep.
mfhorn wrote:
i cant seem to understand you, it seems you are speaking in some sort of margin
coldwarrior wrote:
Oh dear…
We need some Erik Satie tonight!
Jorline wrote:
With the pump in the trunk?
@ Possum:
What email?
mfhorn wrote:
c’est bon!
Poteen wrote:
Hmmm, puttin junk in the trunk…
The Osprey wrote:
I dunno. Maybe it’s the silent reference to cornuples and portensillations.
I still can’t get over the “timeout” comment.
I am LMAO!
Bunk….go stand in the damn corner!!
Grown men allowing this over there.
Can you IMAGINE what we would have said if he had tried that shit while WE were there?!
Hey, do you all have a secret code I’m not aware of that has you all bailing to another thread in mass or am I just too stupid to figure it out quickly? Don’t answer that………..
Whippet wrote:
look at the bottom of the page for a new thread, the top of the page for new comments, or check the dashboard for new thread times.
Poteen wrote:
With the pump in the trunk?
Yep…remember they were called HiJackers…ironic!
And the pump was in the trunk.
doriangrey wrote:
@ coldwarrior:
Have a talk to her about brownies.
typicalwhitey wrote:
can you imagine what would happen here if we tried that shit?
the joint would look like a bar fight from the old west!
Little Willie John …
Need Your Love So Bad .. oh, yeah …
Bunk X wrote:
ahhh yes, i’ve had the talk about that more or less.
Whippet wrote:
Oh, it is indeed a secret code, we get our need code index right along with our Zionist support checks…
@ coldwarrior: Thanks. Dummy that i am!
Whippet wrote:
you aint no dummy, you are here arent you?
doriangrey wrote:
Opp’s… fix’t that
doriangrey wrote:
zionist conspiracy decoder rings!
coldwarrior wrote:
There you go, giving away state secrets like you were the New York Times or something…
@ doriangrey: Check? What check? Damn, I really need to figure this out fast!
doriangrey wrote:
that stuff is just a smoke screen to hide the real secrets.
Whippet wrote:
Why our vast Zionist conspiracy checks of course…
Philip_Daniel wrote:
I LOVE classic piano.
@ doriangrey:
I have never clicked onto the dashboard – thanks.
coldwarrior wrote:
I wouldn’t know what it looks like ‘cuz I’d bail in a heartbeat. Putting up with the crap at 1.0 as long as I did is more than sufficient for multiple lifetimes.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
i know, its a joke.
like we’d ever try that stunt.
What the heck is a dashboard? Well, not the obvious one…..
@ Whippet:
Try the top right side of the page
coldwarrior wrote:
I know it was a joke. I am not as dumb as I look, you know.
I couldn’t be.
Well, you could try the stunt, once. Then you’d have to sift through the ashes and burnt-out remains to find anything worth salvaging.
Whippet wrote:
upper right of the page, just down from the opening banner.
go click on it and look around
Whippet wrote:
Meatloaf….dashboard?
Calo wrote:
Jeeze the way you two are going we arent going to have any secrets left by the end of this thread…
typicalwhitey wrote:
What did I say to piss you off this time, Baaaaa-BEE?
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
Furry – how are you tonight? And, did I address you right tonight?
Man caught smuggling 18 monkeys at Mexico airport
@ Whippet:
Sometimes I keep two threads open on different tabs just for the stereo.
@ Jorline: No that’s a dashboard I love! Thanks all, I actually clicked on the dashboard and saw you all telling me where it was…
I don’t know what it is with my brain…but techy stuff just sort of goes right through…very challenged in that area…too many other details I have to remember for work…..or at least that’s the rationalization I’m using tonight…
@ Bunk X: You are too funny!
Calo wrote:
Chillin’ to be exact, and yourself?
I have one hard and fast rule, “you” can call me anything “you” want except late for dinner.
But I thank you for listening to my earlier request.
Calo wrote:
Standing rules. If you click on the dashboard, just wipe it down afterwards for the next BlogMocker.
1,000 runaway plastic ducks need to be rounded up
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
I try. lol
Bunk X wrote:
dont leave any feet prints on the dashboard either, M gets all pissed at that.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
No wonder they were endangered…
@ FurryOldGuyJeans: After reading that little article I don’t feel so stupid.
@ coldwarrior: What fun is a dashboard if you aren’t allowed to leave footprints?
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
Look at those little monkeys run!
/Howard_Cosell
Ohio man guilty of exposing self at lemonade stand
Whippet wrote:
Wasn’t trying to be. When one thread’s sputtering out, the other is just warming up, and sometimes I watch both at the same time. The admins do a great job scheduling posts here so they blend a bit.
no feet on the dashboard! that’s what the tiny manques are for.
@ Bunk X:
Does this count?
Whippet wrote:
i have a funny story about feet prints and cars…one morning when i was senior in high school my dad woke me up bloody early, like 0530 early and asked me to come outside.
see he was starting his pick up and getting ready to go to work and noticed that there were feet prints on the inside of the back gate glass of the family station wagon.
as i and my girl friend had the car out the night before he asked if i would please clean the feet print off the window before mom went to work in the car.
Proposed Calif. divorce ban moves forward
typicalwhitey wrote:
We had fights when we were there, but they were fights, not foodfights. Chuck has to treat them like middle schoolers, because that’s what they are.
Germans hold 60 km-long party on motorway
Kirly wrote:
Tiny monkeys? Racist…
snork wrote:
tiny manques??? sizeist!
@ coldwarrior: I know that story, if only it had been footprints my high school sweetheart left in his mom’s car…
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
nothing like a pissed off activist
Whippet wrote:
ooops!
dad was very relaxed about the whole thing. and then i got another talk that night when he got home.
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
Is he a rotund middle aged bicyclist with a ponytail?
I think the Prop 8 victory was one of the things that seriously unhinged Chunckles.
One among many…LOL.
Hi all.
In early today!
@ Macker:
Porch Manques?
Bunk X wrote:
Love that boogie woogie.
The Osprey wrote:
ROTFLMAO…. News Flash, everything unhinges Chunkles…
@ Lost:
{{Lost}} How nice to see you here at this time!
Lost wrote:
hey there, howz things?
@ coldwarrior: His dad was too. I think that’s probably a father son thing. Had that been my dad, whoa!
He kept that story from me for about 30 years. We didn’t see each other for about 10 years after we went our separate ways but now we talk occasionally. I’m sure it was pretty embarrasing for him then but now it’s just a sweet memory.
Bunk X wrote:
You, ummm, trying to get beat up again???
doriangrey wrote:
thats why he insists on taking pics of old hinges!
it all makes sense now!
Big Joe Turner and Axel Zwingenberger
Macker wrote:
Nope, but this does.
coldwarrior wrote:
Yup, Chunkles has hing issue… Hing envy… he becomes unhinged because others have superior hinges to him…
@ Calo:
{calo} thanks!
@ coldwarrior:
We had the coldest morning of the year, so far.
Election shenanigans …oh, brother.
@ coldwarrior:
At least the headliner wasn’t torn by stilettos… XD
Goodnight all. It’s been a pleasure, as usual.
4 more 10 – 12 hour days til my first real time off in about 2 1/2 years. Hope to sleep myself into a good tan on a beach in Florida. Now if this pesky little tropical storm I hear about stays away I just might be able to make that happen!
@ Whippet:
Don’t forget the sunscreen!
Good night!
@ Whippet:
What? I am off storm watch this week – is there a disturbance in the gulf?
@ Lost:
it finally cooled off here today, 65F tonight! i have the attic fan running full bore to get some cool in the house that isnt A/C.
but back to high 80′s and humid tomorrow.
Bunk X wrote:
indeed!
@ coldwarrior:
Moran Alert — what does XD mean?
Here’s some more leftist lies to get your blood blining
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/07/busted-filthy-dishonest-hacks-at-think-progress-caught-manufacturing-another-fake-racist-tea-party-story/
@ Calo: That’s what I hear…
http://www.accuweather.com/blogs/news/story/34217/oil_spill_threatened_by_possib.asp
oops….get your blood “boiling”
Night all
Calo wrote:
fixed!
@ huckfunn:
According to Eubie Blake, the term Rock and Roll came out of the piano style played in the whorehouses at the turn of the century. Ragtime got it’s name for a reason… read into THAT.
It’s about 60 right now in Ruidoso. The humidity is about 2.
@ Whippet:
Thanks – I see those Invests on your link now… on vacation with spotty internet connections and I cannot get onto Weatherunderground to follow.
Calo wrote:
Emoticon laughing with eyes closed. I really hate emoticons and sarc tags, but I’ve found that if I don’t use them, folks misunderestimastand me sometimes and get all humpy and shit.
@ huckfunn:
I’m further North than you right now in Angel Fire. Texans in NM.
Bunk X wrote:
That’s been my understanding. In fact, Rock and Roll was specifically a reference to rockin and rollin bed. Makes sense to me.
@ huckfunn:
Not the van?
@ Calo:
We own NM.
@ Calo:
And, no dew point to report on the local news here.
Macker wrote:
An era a history prior to the van. Still works.
@ huckfunn:
DANG! That’s not far from Alamagordo!
Calo wrote:
Are you being sarcastic? Texans aren’t invading New Mexico. Jeez, use sarc tags or emoticons or something. XD
Macker wrote:
About 50 miles. That’s where I went to high school.
Bunk X wrote:
Some people get all humpy even when you obviously are joking or being sarcastic.
Tis the price of being an eternal smart-ass.
Calo wrote:
Maybe there is, but the last time I checked Barry had decided to vacation and party some other place, for now.
@ Bunk X:
When a “cold spell” is 89 degrees (feels like 109) – you just gotta leave the state for a week or two.
Bunk X wrote:
NM is a sanctuary state for Texans.
Bunk X wrote:
You, of all people, have to ask someone else if they are being sarcastic.
Bwahahahaha!
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
Maybe there was too much oil for his liking.
huckfunn wrote:
Blake was on Johnny Carson (lotsa times) and said he first heard the term in 1898 when he was playing in a cathouse. He was disputing the myth that DJ and concert promoter Alan Freed claimed to have invented the term.
Now, read into the meaning of Ferdinand Morton‘s nickname. Here’s his “Climax Blues.”
Ruidoso looks like a cool town….has it been invaded by yuppies and libs, huck?
The rally was built around petitions and an Arizona flag, which people signed, that will be sent to Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer in support of the new legislation.
i was away from the county seat of beaver on friday, but it looks like a leftie plant was the third immigrant to speak at the pro-AZ rally here in SW PA.
coldwarrior wrote:
That’d be a great title for a country song.
Bunk X wrote:
Now that’s an All-American lineage.
The Osprey wrote:
there are actually several beaver counties in the US.
The Osprey wrote:
It’s sorta West Texas chic. A lot of monied people from Midland-Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. The big draw has been the track at Ruidoso Downs, the casinos and, in the winter, Ski-Apache.
OT and a bit old, Elena Kagan helped Pakistani who is now imposing Sharia on Pakistan, gain the “Harvard Medal of Freedom”
http://bigpeace.com/cbrim/2010/07/18/elena-kagan-and-iftikhar-chaudhry-another-bad-call-by-kagan/
@ Bunk X:
I just found a half-way decent free mp3 download of Scott Joplin’s Maple Leaf Rag, thanks for making me go search for it.
I do like some ragtime
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
I’ve paid that price many times, and I’ve earned my merit badge.
@ The Osprey:
And, no; the libs haven’t taken over. While there are some established old time hippies, this town is solidly GOP. The libs own Santa Fe. Down here the folks refer to it as Fanta Se.
coldwarrior wrote:
Exactly, which had me wondering which state that beaver county is in…
doriangrey wrote:
PA.
we had a pro-AZ/tea party rally here on friday.
Lost wrote:
I think Barry wants a whole lot more oil out there, he is obviously trying to stop all domestic oil drilling, on and off shore, so he can nationalize easier our domestic energy needs and production.
And if he and his closest cronies make a bundle from the conversion to green alternative energy, so much the better.
Now, for some music.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
and what are you paying for gas at the bowser, nowadays?
Lost wrote:
2.65 US gallon
If 26 people are visiting here now but only 9 logged in, who are the other 17?
Lost wrote:
lurkers, stalkers from lgf, and those who dont choose to have an account.
we could collect IP’s but that would be to weird and invasive
Lost wrote:
Lurkers.
@ coldwarrior:
Paid $1.24 per liter on Thursday.
Lost wrote:
varies from brand to brand, and where I am when I decide to siphon some petrol.
$2.87 to $2.98 US gallon
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
The Missus asked Bunkarina what she was gonna give up for Lent. With a straight face she responded, “sarcasm.”
huckfunn wrote:
I’ve been to Gallup, Albuquerque and Raton (for the NRA Whittington Center). Maybe I can make a road trip to Ruidoso one day.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
Gotta shoot the messenger nad you are it Furry – “O” is killing us … NASA, off shore drilling.
coldwarrior wrote:
Well, hi!
How’s the view on the periphery?
Lost wrote:
wow!!! AUS$4 per gallon.
what the exchange rate…so that works out to USD3.75/gallon
at least u cats understand a big v-8 and fast cars like we do.
Lost wrote:
Where do you see the info about how many are logged in and how many are visiting?
Lost wrote:
Ludwig Von Quack, Dork Falcon and other losers from LGF lurking? LOL.
coldwarrior wrote:
Gotta get Buzzsaw and Batguano on it. What happened to SADM? Haven’t seed him around in a while.
huckfunn wrote:
all is revelaed in the dashboard…the admins get the IP’s if we choose, we dont, so its moot
coldwarrior wrote:
To use an Aussie phrase, crikey! How much of that is taxes?
@ huckfunn:
Dashboard – upper right-hand side. Cool little tool.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
Not too bad.
In NYC, in June it was over $3.45 a gallon.
huckfunn wrote:
I guess some of us read the threads but only log in when we have something to say.
@ coldwarrior:
Grand Prix is 10 minutes away!
It gets LOUD in March!
@ coldwarrior:
Thanks. I’ve only clicked the Dashboard a couple of times but it didn’t seem to do anything. Maybe I wasn’t logged on.
The Osprey wrote:
Not to mention the five separate instances of Chunkles himself…
I can’t believe you guys missed this one: Illegal immigrant gets penis pump implant.
http://michellemalkin.com/2010/07/16/illegal-gets-taxpayer-funded-penis-pump/
@ Bordm:
Glad I lured you out!
Lost wrote:
i’m soooo jealous.
:green:
The Osprey wrote:
Ruidoso is a poor man’s Aspen. There’s a big biker fest every year over Labor Day Weekend and it’s truly beautiful here in September.
@ yenta-fada:
i can think of far worse than michelles post there…how about tens of thousands of illegal immigrants get free health care at ER’s?
Ok I’m going to crash. Nite all.
I’m just carrying on with my random post generator. I’m on a mission from DOG.
Lost wrote:
It is July in the Northern Hemisphere Lost – not March.
Lost wrote:
Dang. I’m gonna have to start buying liters instead of gallons, but I don’t know if they sell them here.
coldwarrior wrote:
Some days that stuff is just TOO MUCH IMPUT! I’d rather skirt around the edges at the moment.
huckfunn wrote:
the owners get really nice tools, but i cont like going into the engine room, not my field.
@ The Osprey:
.38 cents + 12 cents gst, me thinks. Could be wrong.
Bordm wrote:
That’s me. “Lurker” is not a derogatory term… that is, if you’re not lurking in a derogatory manner.
@ coldwarrior:
come visit…in March!
@ Bordm:
I’m here, too.
sort of…
huckfunn wrote:
I can smell ‘em.
The Osprey wrote:
good night.
Lost wrote:
my wife and i wont leave if we get down there.
i promise i wont root for the all-blacks where anyone can see me.
@ Bunk X:
Bunk…you stooge!
3.79 liters to a gallon.
@ coldwarrior:
never mind…invitation withdrawn.
The blacks…really!
//
Lost wrote:
Dang, fell for the trap again! I hate it when that happens. Oh well, no good deed goes unpunished.
@ lobo91:
How are you? Things ok?
The Osprey wrote:
Las Cruces, Alamagordo, and the Trinity Site. Gallup after I got married! And of course The Mrs. wants to go to Gallup again for all the jewelry stuff. There is also a Mosque in that town, surrounded by Barbed-Wire Fence!
middle yenta-fada wrote:
Skirt around the issues, go ahead – many people from the middle east claim “chest pain” while circling the LA airport with medical records and x-rays in hand. They “had” to be transported to an ER – on our dime.
Lost wrote:
hey man, you gotta hand it to them, little island and a small population.
yet, they give the springbocks and the wallabies fits.
huckfunn wrote:
“Lurker” also refers to Babylon 5 Fans!
@ Bordm:
Sorry, mate.
Have a beer on me!
Well, tomorrow is another of jaw dropping news ignored by tabloid readers and the crossword puzzle addicts at the NYT. Onhe morning they will all wake up going huh? What happened? How come nobody told me?
coldwarrior wrote:
Being a a refugee from the giggle hut, I’ve always wondered just what exactly the blog gods can see of their subjects.
@ coldwarrior:
True. It’s a beautiful country I hear. Have never been but hope to one day!
Calo wrote:
Yeah, and the Paleostinians get free health care from the Isrealies. Go figure.
The Osprey wrote:
20 now. Several are bot links, but most look like echos.
huckfunn wrote:
ip addies mostly….there are more tools(cost$) but we dont bother. dont need to. this joint isnt a lockdown mental hospital
Lost wrote:
My laptop is giving me trouble, but otherwise, pretty much.
How have you been?
@ Bunk X:
Did I scare a few away?
echos? Related to nachos?
Macker wrote:
I’ve never lurked at Babylon 5, nor have I ever fanned them… and I don’t mean that in a bad way.
Lost wrote:
wife and i are looking at aussie jobs…
@ lobo91:
Not bad. Very busy, though.
Love it when you talk about Colorado. I get sentimental.
Lost wrote:
the echoes are out in the dashboard, its fun to watch.
we know when our favorite lgf time-outers are watching.
yenta-fada wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Somehow I seriously doubt that will ever happen, those vile little troglodytes over at the NYSlimes are never going to “Wake-Up”…
@ coldwarrior:
REALLY?!?!?
or are you pulling a Bunk on me?
Did 1389AD get her job today? Does anyone know? I am behind on the threads here.
Lost wrote:
Woopwoopwoopwoop woop
Lost wrote:
really
Lost wrote:
Well certainly not the chunky cheetoo’s dust covered one…
Calo wrote:
dunno.
doriangrey wrote:
his has a stink to it that sets of the bad jazz alarm
@ coldwarrior:
Wow. Are you considering a particular state?
Calo wrote:
I’ve been out most of the afternoon and evening, so I don’t know.
coldwarrior wrote:
and leaks out of the dashboard to smell up the blog and everything on the blog roll.
DOD has to clean it up.
@ coldwarrior:
You are in another place right now. I hope #2 is on the way. My prayers are with you and your family.
coldwarrior wrote:
Now that’s what I like about this place. An open range giggle hut.
I’m about all done for tonite. I’ve got about a half acre of decks that have to be stained tomorrow and 0630 will come early.
G’night me bloogies.
Lost wrote:
not yet. we are both RN’s. she has a 4yr BSN, i have a previous masters and will have my RN soon.
highly portable skills
Time flies! Fish shop closes in 19 minutes.
I’ll be back in a jiffy!
@ coldwarrior:
You bet!
Calo wrote:
thanks, i cant wait for the test results tomorrow!
huckfunn wrote:
lobo91 wrote:
I’m usually here but don’t always have time to comment.
huckfunn wrote:
Generally all they can see is your email address that you post, IP address, and website if you give it to them. With that basic info, you can discern general location, but there are free search tools, like PeekYou, that divulges more info. Anyone tells you you’re anonymous on the web is lying. You post, you’re known.
Lost wrote:
i want some skate and chips, pls
coldwarrior wrote:
22 visitors only 5 online. Chunkles, a couple of the loosards, and of course Eric Holders boys and the guys from Homeland Insecurity…
@ lobo91:
Oh – I thought of you today at dinner over brisket in the So Rockies – spit! (OK, I am trying to get over my obsession).
@ Bordm:
I’ve probably been logged in for the last 12 hours, but I wasn’t actually here for most of that time.
Calo wrote:
I didn’t have brisket tonight.
I did have a date, though…
Lost wrote:
I gotta a couple Newcastle’s left, think I’ll pour them in me, if you don’t mind.
lobo91 wrote:
HUZZZAHHH!!!!
@ lobo91:
But, you were not late to the ONT. And your point is?
@ Calo:
was it you asking about the yersinia pestis paper i was working on?
Calo wrote:
I guess I’ll have to try harder next time…
lobo91 wrote:
ruh roh…mid levels on the eval.
huckfunn wrote:
If you like, I’ll show you what I can find out about you, privately. It’s kinda late, though.
@ coldwarrior:
Yes – I am the idjot who loves microbiology. See you Saturday AM – post your paper please
lobo91 wrote:
Same here, I turn the computer on in the morning, log in and then check in periodically to see what is going on. If I see anything interesting I comment, otherwise I just brows what is being said.
Bunk X wrote:
yeah, thats fun…go for it
Calo wrote:
very good, it will be the saturday lecture. now mind you, i had to retake microbiology because my last course at pitt became outdated…hence the reason for this paper…its a little dense.
lobo91 wrote:
Now that would be a toss-up; brisket or a date. Reminds me of the time that a man came home from work one day and was greeted by his wife who was wearing a skimpy nightie, her best perfume and immediately asked him “Would you like some super sex?” The man replied “Oh, I guess I’ll have the soup.”
huckfunn wrote:
and dont forget to tip your waitress, try the veal….2 drink minimum!
Bunk X wrote:
That would be kinda neat. You won’t post all of my felonies, will you?
Lost wrote:
If you scared any away, they were likely lgf prowlers. There were a lot of comments up earlier laughing at their petulant infighting. Here’s a retread comment from the previous thread here:
@ huckfunn:
I hate brisket. There is something wrong with me as everyone here loves it. Maybe I’ll have some soup too and catch some sleep.
@ coldwarrior:
HAW!!
@ huckfunn:
Actually, I could have had both, since we ate at a barbecue place…
Calo wrote:
is your hatred of brisket in the DSM?
@ lobo91:
I fix computers, on this computer there are usually 12-20 tabs open at one time. I bounce around and read, while I have scans and clean up apps running on the computers I’m working on. Usually about the time I want to start commenting, one of the computers I’m working on demands my undivided attention.
So, I mostly read.
Lost wrote:
Hey. Nobody tugs on the bunky guy and gets away with it, except for most everyone here.
I’m baaaaaaaaack!
Right, now what did I miss?
Sorry coldwarrior, I only got salmon ($24.99 a kilo on special)
Lobo you sound down, or are you tired?
coldwarrior wrote:
You would have to ask Possum that question.
@ Bordm:
Go for it!
The bubbles feel funny on my skin.//
Lost wrote:
that a good price if….
@ Lost:
Tired, annoyed with Microsoft for screwing up my other computer, and my shoulder is bothering me.
Other than that, I’m okay…
Calo wrote:
oh well, more brisket for us, then
Bordm wrote:
Ya, well folks here keep telling me to write faster, so I guess you gots to learn to read faster…
@ Bordm:
Maybe you can tell me how to fix my laptop.
I installed SP2 for 64 bit Vista this evening, and now it tells me it can’t find drivers for about 15 different devices.
The best part, of course, is that they’re all “Unknown device.”
Not sure how to find a driver for that…
lobo91 wrote:
well, a grumpy SGM…nothing new there.
@ coldwarrior:
That’s what I said, too.
lobo91 wrote:
ROTFLMAO…. Microsoft screwed up your other computer… ya… sure….
doriangrey wrote:
400 words a minute with over 80% accuracy.
@ huckfunn:
Love that sign off: “G’night me bloogies.” Later, Huck.
@ lobo91:
Ibuprofen. Click your heels 3 times and take some Lobo – it is a wonder drug without “narcotics”. It does take at least 1-2 hours to to work.
Bunk X wrote:
OK, I just got emails from Sam’s Club and the NRA. Also, Spam from Viagra R Us and Let’s hook up tonite. Now which one was you?
@ lobo91:
get rid of vista and get a copy of windows 7. its excellent
lobo91 wrote:
What in God’s name possessed you to install Vista?
@ lobo91:
Toss vista!
Calo wrote:
I can’t take ibuprofen.
@ doriangrey:
I didn’t install it. The manufacturer did when they built it.
lobo91 wrote:
horrible OS
lobo91 wrote:
Because? Just watching your back “lil brother.
Bunk X wrote:
I’m really gone this time. Later.
lobo91 wrote:
Upgrade to Win7 and save yourself more headaches than you can imagine.
@ coldwarrior:
Well, it’s all there was at the time.
@ lobo91:
Hot water bottle or ice pack?
I could massage it for ya but by the time I get there it’ll probably be better.
coldwarrior wrote:
Worse than horrible.
doriangrey wrote:
gospel.
7 is that good.
doriangrey wrote:
I agree. It’s worth every penny.
lobo91 wrote:
What is the brand name and model number of the laptop?
@ doriangrey:
This is really the first trouble I’ve had with it.
It would’ve been fine if they hadn’t decided to put out a new Service Pack…
doriangrey wrote:
yep
Lost wrote:
I should reveal that I work with a mac most of the time.
@ Calo:
I’m not supposed to take ibuprofen or aspirin. I can take tylenol.
Something to do with the anti-inflamatory I take for my neck.
@ lobo91:
i can give u the reason for that if you email the script for your neck or if you dont give a shit, state it here
@ Bordm:
It’s an Asus G50V
coldwarrior wrote:
Already found some easy stuff. I’ll fish for more tomorrow. Don’t worry, Huck, whatever I find I won’t publish it. I’ll have it delivered to your home address. =)
coldwarrior wrote:
My understanding is that it causes the ibuprofen to build up in the liver.
Or vice versa.
Anyway, I’ve had 2 different doctors tell me not to mix the two.
@ coldwarrior:
What I take for my neck is meloxicam (trade name is Mobic).
@ lobo91:
What about Diclofenac? Or do you need a script for that in the states?
Lost wrote:
I just looked it up, and you do.
Also, the warnings on that look pretty much identical to what I take now.
@ lobo91:
Not gonna comment on NSAIDS and their $’s.
lobo91 wrote:
Follow this link to reload the drivers that got knocked out by the update.
http://support.asus.com/download/download.aspx?SLanguage=en-us
Enter the information about your computer, the compare the items in your ‘Device Manager’ to the items listed on the web site to decide what drivers you need to download and install
@ huckfunn:
Admiral walks into a barbershop, recognizes a General in the next chair. While they’re getting haircuts and shaves, they talk about different campaigns they participated in, compare notes about the differences between the Army and the Navy, gripe about mismanagement by the Pentagon, etc.
Once shaved, the barber asks the General if he’d like some cologne. General says, “Nope. My wife will think I’d been in a whorehouse.”
The Admiral says, “Go ahead and slather it on. My wife doesn’t know what a whorehouse smells like.”
@ lobo91:
the mobics are interesting…Inhibits prostaglandin synthesis, probably by inhibiting the enzyme cyclooxygenase.
as for the liver….i need to do more reading/
Calo wrote:
+1
@ Bordm:
See, it was good I drew the 2 of you out, lobo. Now you have a solution to at least one of your problems.
(I still say can Vista)
gone…
see yinz later.
@ coldwarrior:
The civilian doctor I’m seeing now was concerned enough about it to order a liver function test before writing a new prescription for it, so I assume it must be an issue.
@ Bordm:
Thanks
@ coldwarrior:
later!
coldwarrior wrote:
Hasta la vista…
I’ve got to get working on dinner.
Feel better Lobo. Your “sisters” worry, right Calo?
Thanks for helping out Bordm.
Thanks all for chatting. I’ll pop in later to see if anyone is still up.
Lost wrote:
Hmmm, let’s see, fix the OS I already paid for or spend money on a new OS. Decisions, decisions, I’d try fixing the 64 bit one I already have first.
I’m real cheap and Bill Gates already has plenty of money.
@ Bordm:
I agree. I really don’t want to pay for 2 copies of Windows 7 right now.
@ Lost:
Good night
lobo91 wrote:
No biggie.
If you still have computer issues after you have tried there let me know. Sometimes you have to go to the chipset manufacturer for the latest updated drivers.
@ Lost:
Later gator.
@ Bordm:
When I look at the device manager, it shows “unknown device” there, too.
Bedtime for Bordm, nite y’all.
lobo91 wrote:
The known devices in device manager have good drivers, you want to download the ones from website that are not listed in device manager, those are the unknown.
@ Bordm:
I guess that makes sense.
I’ll take a look at it in the morning, after i’ve had some coffee…
huckfunn wrote:
Meanwhile, you can try this yourself. Several free tests show how secure your computer connection is. You can even spam yourself to test your firewall. This has nothing to do with any tracking experiment; it’s just an interesting security test that you can choose to try or ignore.
https://www.grc.com/lt/leaktest.htm
@ lobo91:
For instance, if the video driver says ‘default driver’ download the Nvidia driver from the web site. If the wireless adapter or sound card is not listed download it from the web site. If you’re not sure download and install the drivers from the web site one at a time and install them. If it tells you, you already have a newer driver installed, just cancel it and move on to the next one.
@ Bordm:
makes sense. Thanks.
Okay…I’m heading for bed, too.
Talk to everyone tomorrow…
Bunk X wrote:
That’s a good test site, I use that site to do a security verification before I return computers to their owners.
Headed to bed for sure this time. Hasta la taco.
Bordm wrote:
I was just about asleep before I realized I hadn’t logged off properly. Gunnite, folks.
I know you guys are going to tire of the Australian elections, but this is a beauty.
‘Mr Hockey, delivering one of the more memorable lines from the campaign so far, even likened Labor’s economic credibility to American socialite Paris Hilton.
“(Treasurer) Wayne Swan is to surpluses what Paris Hilton is to celibacy,” he said.’
Great. Just great.
Thought I would take the plunge and listen to myself on BTR…glad I did.
I said that the Liberal party in Australia are like the democrats in the US. BIG MISTAKE! I meant the Labour party in Australia are like the democrats and the Liberal party are the equivalent of the Republicans.
Note to self: Drink caffeine before calling in!
Win 7 ftw!
Rightside wrote:
huh?
I think he means he likes Windows 7.
And speaking of “upgraded” software from MS, does anybody happen to know where in hell they hid “Insert slide from file” in Powerpoint, Office 2007 ? It sure as hell isn’t on the “Insert” menu like you would expect.
@ Mike C.:
That I got but what’s ftw?
Morning everyone. Still gathering my scattered wits this morning. I almost have myself together. Almost. Trying to get the hang of blog posts again.
/One week, it was just one week of vacation….
Morning Phil.
Lucky you!
@ Lost:
Morning Lost. Yeah lucky me.
Lost wrote:
You need to ask somebody more “hip” than I. Which shouldn’t be hard …
And somebody might want to block that, whatever it is.
Mike C. wrote:
Hey what kind of thingy is that? It don’t even have a reply to on it. Must be a green spy
@ Grimcargo:
Not the first time I’ve seen something like that. Usually on dead threads.
It’s spam of some variety.
huckfunn wrote:
It depends on what you install by way of statistical and tracking plug-ins. Check this out for more information:
Are jihadists visiting your blog?
lobo91 wrote:
I won’t know about the job until later this week.
lobo91 wrote:
Something got messed up on the last post (I know, PIMF…)
The background check was entered yesterday and it takes two business days to come back.
Bunk X wrote:
That link isn’t working.