The Film Red Dawn is a classic 80′s movie and one of the last great patriotic films. In that movie, set back in 1984, the Soviets, Cuban and Nicaraguan Army invade the United States. A rag tag band of teen age/early 20′s guerrilla fighters form a group called Wolverines, named after their football team, and they lead the resistance. The movie ends with the Wolverines decimated but shows that America eventually goes on to win WWIII.
Well there is now a remakeset in today’s time. In this version China and Russia invade the US on the pretext that the America’s fiscal and economic irresponsibility is a threat to world stability. This time it take places in the Pacific Northwest and not Colorado like in the original.
Here is a synopsis:
Set against the backdrop of contemporary politics, the film begins with an American withdrawal from Iraq. The President decides to redeploy troops to Taiwan, where escalating Chinese militarism is threatening America’s ally. At the same time, he also welcomes the former Soviet republic of Georgia into NATO, unleashing Russian worries that America is spreading its sphere of influence deep into Eastern Europe. Having destabilized relations with two of the world’s largest powers, the President then claims that the U.S. is only partly to blame for a global economic meltdown, further escalating tensions with China and ultimately leading to the invasion of the Pacific Northwest.
While the scenario is far-fetched, China’s occupation of America carries several elements that seem oddly plausible. Soon after their arrival, the Chinese invaders put up dozens of inspirational posters. One shows a red mallet smashing the U.S. Capitol under the title “Defeating Your Enemy.” Another shows a selection of doughnuts, proclaiming “Obscene Choice. A Weapon of Mass Distraction.” Above all, the theme of the invasion seems to be that America’s economic woes have led to its overthrow and that the Chinese invaders will help the country to recover its economic footing. One poster, for example, depicts a red-clad worker beating a dollar sign under the slogan “Repairing Your Economy.”
This is the flag of the Chinese Occupied United States.
This is a photo shot of the PLA Occupation forces.
Although the film is slated for release in November it’s very possible that it will not see the light of day. Progressive organizations are already calling this racist and xenophobic. China is already complaining about this movie and as we know in this day and age, Hollywood is concerned about how foreigners view it. However it gets even more interesting. There is an Australian movie that is also similar to Red Dawn, but set in today’s Australia. Tomorrow, When the War Began is about a rag tag group of teenagers fight a Chinese invasion of Australia. This is actual based on a book trilogy.
Is this scenario plausible at all? One never knows the future and if it were to happen, the Progressives would welcome in the Chinese and Russians as liberators. That would not be fictional or far fetched. In fact, a certain Jazz Artist and his blog would probably welcome the invaders as liberators from the evil “racists”!
Here is an old trailer for the New Red Dawn:
Here is a trailer for Tomorrow When The War Began:
Tags: Red Dawn
Does Obama command the Chinese/Russian armies?
Wow -- it’s so rare to see Hollywood come out with a truly patriotic movie (although the people of America really do like movies like this) -- I hope the movie pulls through the crisis.
I’d love to see it.
@ Speranza:
He would welcome them in. It’s ironic that in an invasion scenario, it would be the people that hate Obama, who would defend this country and his governmnet.
Actually, I should say TODAY’S HOLLYWOOD rather than Hollywood since there were patriotic movies during and after WWII.
@ Eliana:
Me too, I loved the original. What’s crazy is that some of those posters are straight out of Progressive propaganda.
Wolverines……………… Oh wait, the new Red Dawn takes place in California… Trojan condoms, oh wait, were sooooo screwed….
@ doriangrey:
No it’s pacific Northwest.
However, the governmnet of California would welcome the invaders probably.
doriangrey wrote:
I hope it doesn’t take place in Santa Cruz.
“Banana Slugs!” just doesn’t have the same ring…
@ Rodan:
The proggies are boiling over this, too.
The Tomorrow When The War Began series were popular books for teenagers in Australia, about like the “Twilight” series is now. Apparently the invading nation was never explicitly named, but there are a lot of hints dropped in the books that it was Indonesia.
@ Rodan:
Careful, Dorian is sensitive about people dissing his state.
I have to see this flick. Who knows, it could be prophetic, thoug I think we are more likely to be invaded by Bluecaps to protect the Muzz. Remember, the blue helmet makes a good aiming point. Shoot 2 inches below it…
Rodan wrote:
Yea, hellloieee… California, as bad as it is, is the most conservative part of the Pacific Northwest… Can you honestly imagine the punks in Oregon or Washington fighting to protect the United States? If you can, then you havent been paying attention to what is going on there.
@ doriangrey:
Western Washington and rural Oregon yes. The progs are mainly concentrated in the coastal cities, just like in California.
Pacific Northwest? Like In Washington State and Oregon and lower into the Outback of California? Shoot! The progs there would all welcome their new overlords!
@ doriangrey:
Give the kids in Seattle free heroin and you wouldn’t have to worry about them.////
The Osprey wrote:
Cough cough, I was born in rural western Washington (Yakima) cough cough…
doriangrey wrote:
I’m from California (Bay Area) and they’ve done their best to chase us all out of the state. I don’t know how many of us there are left there!
I can’t see China invading North America. It’s just not in their cultural makeup. Now the rest of their pacific rim is a different story.
vapig wrote:
Once you get more than 30 miles from the ocean sanity returns in a big way. Seriously, it must be something in the water…
doriangrey wrote:
I was 35 miles from SF and they drove me out in 95.
doriangrey wrote:
Fuck off, dick.
I’m in deep cover in the PRW. You’re going to need me some day.
It’s funny, but in most sci-fi I’ve read the last few years, San Fran either welcomes Japan or China to invade it. It’s ridiculous that everyone knows how treasonous that city is, but there’s nothing that can be done.
@ snork:
Stranger in a strange land?
snork wrote:
ROTFLMAO…………………………………….. Bwahaw bwahaw.bwahaw…. Dont be hating on me because I tell the truth…
snork wrote:
Glad to know you folks are still out there. There was a time when the Japs (no disrespect -- just the times) wouldn’t have dare invade that part of the country because they KNEW evedry house had a gun! My grandparents surely did!
vapig wrote:
So did mine, and yes they did live in Washington State…
Rodan wrote:
Obama and Holder would play the American roles of Phillipe Petain and Pierre Laval if America were ever occupied the way France was from 1940 -- 44. Keith Olbermann or Chris Matthews would be the Propaganda Minister.
Mars wrote:
I really don’t understand it. The people who live there certainly don’t feel that way. Yet, they (the progs) are either stealing elections or there’s enough of them to actually get these asshats in office who make these jerkass laws on them.
I know there’s a lot of regular folk out there!
@ vapig:
One of their generals actually said that. The armed populace was better than the US navy at keeping them at bay right after Pearl Harbor.
Speranza wrote:
Hey…… What do you mean…. Would be…
It warms my heart to no end when I find out about a conservative living in places like San Francisco and the Pacific Northwest.
It’s like finding a Swedish person in Sweden who LOVES America and supports Israel 100% -- people like this are rare but they do exist!!!
Imagine walking around Sweden while loving Israel.
They are in VERY deep cover.
Rodan wrote:
Well Barbara Boxer and Howlin’ Mad Pete Stark probably would!
Ahnuld would lead the resistance!!
@ vapig:
They sure don’t spend time on the main streets. All the freaks and aberrations are hanging out in the public eye.
vapig wrote:
Meh… I dont know about that, my sister used to be the city manager for a city in Oregon called Yamhill. I love my sister, but she is as barking at the f’ing moon crazy as they come.
@ Eliana:
It would be like being a devout Christian in Hell, walking around loving Jesus and blessing the souls of all the little demons around him…
@ doriangrey:
My parents live on the southern Oregon coast, and from what they’ve said, their part of the state is fairly sane.
@ Speranza:
Loyal Americans could play movies like Commando and Predator on the sides of buildings all over California to give the invaders something to think about when it comes to California’s governor.
Speranza wrote:
Yes, he would, he would lead them in surrender exercises every morning until they got it right…
mfhorn wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Read my post #36
Hey, if anything like that ever happens -- we have ourselves to blame. Why did we let Clinton give away the store to the Chinese?
Iron Fist wrote:
Yeah -- something like there’d be a gun under every bush, or close to it. At that time he’d have been right! They (the progs) did a great (meaning evil propaganda) job of changing that!
@ doriangrey:
Oh I know most of the state is pretty well nuts.
@ Iron Fist:
Frightening image there, Iron Fist.
When in public, the very rare Swedes who love Israel dearly have to refrain from smiling and punching the air in public after the news shows that Israel has hit a rocket launching cell or destroyed a weapons smuggling tunnel in Gaza.
“No, I didn’t smile. Did you think I smiled? No smile.”
@ vapig:
Only in California. Where I live you simply assume everyone owns a gun. For every person you are wrong about there is a person with ten or twenty to make up for it.
S 3081 Enemy Belligerent, Interrogation, Dentention, and Prosecution Act of 2010 brought to you by McCain, Leiberman, Brown and other Progressives. probably old news and the old gas bags will probably continue to be elected. and we are doomed.
In 16 minutes, 7pm PDT, Sheriff Joe will be on Round Table Politics live for anyone who might be interested. It’ll be local stuff of course but SB 1070 and local Tea Party activity are planned as topics of discussion.
Eliana wrote:
Lady! My own brother and his family still live there and he’s the MOST unpolitical creature EVAH!!! Even HE!! My Brother, has been saying very political things to me lately. Even HE sees what’s been happening to out country. ‘
That, to me, is a huge milestone!
Iron Fist wrote:
only 1?
PaladinPhil wrote:
Why would they invade when they can just buy up all the real estate and move in? They own a lot of it already.
This moie makes NOOOOO sense…
Mars wrote:
Up until them mid 1960′s, San Fran actually was a somewhat conservative city. The last Republican mayor they had, George Christopher (1957 -64), built a lot of the great places in San Francisco that made it such an attraction for the moonbats who later migrated there.
from wikipedia
Compare him to Mayor Gavan Newsome.
@ The Osprey:
In the movie, It’s China and a Coalition of Asiatic nations
It was Admiral Yamamoto who said “I would never invade the United States, there would be a gun behind every blade of grass.”
doriangrey wrote:
Then there’s KKKilgore. But those Oregonads are a little “different”.
Kirly wrote:
Fixed. We really are doomed…
@ Iron Fist:
This is why all the potential invaders of the world have huge circles with a diagonal line through them for your area on their maps of possible invasion locations.
Kirly wrote:
Probably an arsenal!
mfhorn wrote:
Lane county?
Mars wrote:
As SF has declared itself a santuary city I’ve been reading horror stories of how these animals actually drop trowe and dump on the sidewalks in the city. Locals bitch big time and the city “celebrates” their culture. It sounds like a freakin nightmare!
@ 1389AD:
Wait until the Mexicans have finished pilliaging it, then invade the rubble…
@ Speranza:
From Tokyo Rose to KowLOON Keith!
@ doriangrey:
I’m speaking of personal experience in the SF Bay Area.
Iron Fist wrote:
Hey now, where I live in California not only do you assume everyone has a gun, you also assume that they already booked your time at the local shooting range in your name hoping you wouldnt show up and they can use your time cause they already used up all of their time…
@ vapig:
It’s definitely nice to see it when eyes start opening wide!
Having interacted with many Aussies in chat rooms and in blogs, it’s a coin flip as to where I’d rather be if this scenario came to pass, they are a tough lot.
@ vapig:
Oh man!!
Eliana wrote:
Our Carolina Girl lives outside of San Francisco.
vapig wrote:
My sister comes down to stay with me for a couple weeks every three or four years. Trust me, I speak from personal experience when I tell you she is a barking bat shit crazy loon, and they LOVE her in YamHill…
@ Iron Fist:
Which is why I am in Virginia now…..
Iron Fist wrote:
Anybody heard from Kirly?
MrPaulRevere wrote:
If the language was not such a bitch to learn,I could live in Prague. The Czechs appreciate freedom.
Red Dawn (2010) is already in Post Production. It will be seen if if, by some strange sequence of events, it goes straight to DVD. It won’t.
@ Bordm:
Wonderful line!!!
@ MrPaulRevere:
They let their government take up guns about 15 years ago. In this kind of situation your probability of survival is probably a lot better if you start out armed…
That’s what I call timing…
snork wrote:
Cough cough.,.. try #73
snork wrote:
see post 49!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vapig wrote:
And then some of them work at jobs where they come in contact with our food supply. That’s how people get E. coli, giardia, amoebiasis, Norwalk virus, you name it.
@ snork:
Dood, I wuz replying to her…
@ PaladinPhil:
China has invaded many nations in the past. They are Imperialists. read about the Ming Dynasty and their imperial wars.
One never knows!
snork wrote:
I am not Wonder Woman (ie, invisible).
never mind the idiots on the roads who try to occupy my space.
Kirly wrote:
I am afraid they will promote it as poorly as they did Hanoi Hilton.
Iron Fist wrote:
Forget it. Let me shut the damn computer down and go hippy hunting*.
*It was a comment similar to that that won me official life-threatening status from Chuckles.
Garza of the Tampabay Rays just threw a no hitter.
@ Rodan:
If we get rid of our nuclear arsenal (or our enemies become convinced we will not use it), things like this become more likely. I’m still betting on teh UN “Peacekeepers”. Maybe after the Cold Civil War gets hot…
Rodan wrote:
Up to now, it’s always been places in their immediate vicinity. However, that could change.
I think they are likelier to take over a place by buying their way in and using that enclave as a base for further expansion. Better chances of success that way.
Rodan wrote:
Did you ever read about the Sino-India War of 1962? Talk about an unknown war!
@ Speranza:
Whatever happened, the 60′s is when the gays from New York all started migrated there. I remember the grownups saying that the end of the world was going to happen in their lifetime. Right being wrong and wrong being right.
I think they had it right. It certainly was the start of the downfall.
@ Speranza:
They will not promote a Pro-American movie.
@ Kirly:
Don’t forget, some movies can sit in post production or even complete for 10 or more years. Then get stealth released. Though, this usually only happens in cases where the rights are in contention.
@ snork:
I dunno, man. Hippy meat is awfully stringy…
@ Speranza:
Yup, China seized territory from India.
1389AD wrote:
Funny, remember when the big fear was the Japanese buying up a lot of American (and Canadian) real estate in the Nineties? Well big surprise here, the Europeans were buying more then the Japanese.
/sorry no linky this was something I read years ago.
Speaking of, He’s Got Mail™.
And if you believe that was real, let’s go over there and talk about this bridge in my pocket.
@ snork:
Muslims are teh Peaceful now…
@ Iron Fist:
Here is a new game coming out!
Iron Fist wrote:
Not to mention laden with all sorts of toxic residue from the highly contaminated drugs that they’ve taken in the past.
Johnny Cash and Tennesse Diversity
@ snork:
It’s a prank!
Rodan wrote:
Oh my God this is like the 4th nohitter Tampa has been involved with in 1 1/2 seasons!
Eliana wrote:
You can NOT make that “crap” up!
1389AD wrote:
Japanese have a lot of investment in the PNW, but the Chinese are buying up California. They’re really not a presence here.
@ coldwarrior:
I bet a Jazz Man loves that tune!
@ snork:
Much further south. Just north of California.
Sailing the Seas Depends on the Helmsman (in engrish!)
Speranza wrote:
She lives where I used to live. It’s still ok (for the most part) there.
@ 1389AD:
The Ming actually sized the straights of Malaca and Sri Lanka as well. They were even taking ports in Africa. Then they withdrew after a Northern invasion.
@ Rodan:
GMTA I was about to post that too.
@ Rodan:
You know that how?
@ doriangrey:
Or even 49 ~:)
Rodan wrote:
107 is actually has come damn funny lines.
we should learn them, comarade.
@ PaladinPhil:
The Japanese were buying tons of real estate and then all of a sudden their economy went belly up.
(yeah i know… way behind)
Carry on!
@ Rodan:
Cool! I guess it could happen, but I think the Norks would have a hard time incorporating the South. Bark soup takes a while to get used to…
@ Speranza:
Actually, I was thinking of her when I wrote that.
@ Eliana:
Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto was was one of the top Japanese tacticians and an interesting character. The surprise attack on Pearl Harbor was his idea. Oh yea, he also went to Harvard.
Iron Fist wrote:
And talk about having a gamey flavor…
Iron Fist wrote:
just add some slow cooked hippie meat, it’ll taste ok…
1389AD wrote:
There are public toilets all over the place. What in the world would possess a person to POOP on the sidewalk unless they simply didn’t have any respect for the place they were living. It’s probably a statement.
I shit on YOU!
@ vapig:
She works in San Francisco, though, doesn’t she?
Being in S.F. all day would be rough.
@ vapig:
You’d think someone would get some of examples of that up on youtube.
@ Bordm:
Yamamoto was actually an Americanphile. he loved and Admired American culture. Ironies of history!
Kirly wrote:
wiki is saying the movie is in limbo due to MGM being broke. The film was supposed to have had a June 2010 release, but it got pushed back to November 2010 because of money problems.
Considering the overinflated budgets for a lot of other hollywood crap movies, $75M for this remake seems to be chump change.
@ Scott Madsen:
Memories of my Shoot To Live training. Ahhhh the good years.
@ Eliana:
Yup, I couldn’t imagine being there. Being Conservative in NY was rough. I can imagine being in the People’s Republic of San Francisco.
Rodan wrote:
You mean Straits of Malacca?
@ Bordm:
Oh.
He is also suspected of having written the famous line about awakening a sleeping giant and filling him with a terrible resolve, right?
@ Scott Madsen:
whoops…shot in Arizona….another klingy state nontheless
@ 1389AD:
Yes.
PaladinPhil wrote:
Actually, the real estate of the time took a stock dump (like now) and we literally bankrupted them -- and then had to subsidize them for a decade!
@ mjazz:
Like I said this article was from years ago in dead tree edition. The stats they were looking at was before the Japanese economy turned turtle.
@ Scott Madsen:
All us klingy states have to kling together. Maybe seceede together…
@ Eliana:
If he had waited 60 years, Japan would of won. Our media and 40% of the nation would of supported the Japanese and our leadesr would of said Japan is a nation of peace.
Iron Fist wrote:
The ones they told their government about. I’ve met quite a few Aussies here in PHX at the ranges, and every one of them told me they PVC piped and buried their sh** just for a scenario like the one described in that movie.
They don’t trust the Chicoms or the Indos.
@ m:
Well, catch up there!
@ PaladinPhil:
The new short course: http://store.magpul.com/product/DYN001/76
@ The Osprey:
In the movie, it’s both of them and other Asian nations invading Australia.
This is what the grups at the zoo are up to:
Eliana wrote:
Same guy. He was the planner of the Pearl Harbor attack, and he was not thrilled with the idea of going to war with the US. He had traveled extensively in America in the late 20′s and early 30′s and knew what we were capable of. Hence the “rifle behind every blade of grass quote”.
@ Rodan:
We’re a different nation now, a different culture. Most of us, anyway. I’d have turned the rocks into rubble, the rubble into sand…
…and the sand into glass, but then I’m not a particularly forgiving kind of person.
Eliana wrote:
Former LGFer Dianna also lives around there too.
@ snork:
Oh I used to love the “yo mommas so” … on the dead, dead threads. And the funny bumper sticker ones used to crack me up!
@ snork:
Classy! And so original…
@ Speranza:
Thanks -- I didn’t know that.
Whenever Kill-Gore analyzes a situation, go counter-intuitive, i.e. he’s getting his ass kicked:
vapig wrote:
That’s a possibility, but there are others:
1) The person is drunk, on drugs, or simply insane, and lacks the cognition to navigate to a toilet.
2) The person hails from somewhere where modern sanitation is unknown or nonexistent. They don’t know a toilet from a hole in the ground (literally).
#2 (no pun intended) is likelier than you might think. When I was in Guatemala briefly, some of the people from various Mayan tribes in the hill country came into town to sell handicrafts and farm goods at outdoor markets. The sewage treatment infrastructure even in urban areas of Guatemala was severely lacking at that time, and probably still is. In tribal areas, there was none whatsoever. So when they came into town, they sometimes used the sidewalks in an inappropriate manner, more from simple ignorance than anything else.
Eliana and Fist, you’ll get a snicker out of this:
Eliana wrote:
Yeah! That would be an EW! From what I’ve read from the locals they can’t walk down the street without coming across human excrement! GROSS!
The Osprey wrote:
He accurately predicted Japan would have 6 months two win the war in the Pacific, if she did not by then she was going to be in a shitload of trouble. Six months after Pearl Harbor, The Battle of Midway which turned the tide in the Pacific.
@ Eliana:
@ Speranza:
See my 135!
mjazz wrote:
Seriously! Who knows -- it might be out there. From the local rags it really sounds like a horrendous problem!
Y’all know who I can’t BELIEVE we didn’t add to the “great posters chucky lost” list?
AISHA! ! !
What the hell is wrong with us? LOL! That’s one muslimah I’d like to meet! LOL!
@ m:
She was funny as hell!
vapig wrote:
and the smell of urine around the Union Square area
@ Scott Madsen:
Never did the final part of our training which was the “600 meter Run Down”. Starting at 600 meters and going all the way to 50 meters with a full combat load. Damn Liberal governments and their military budget cuts.
@ MrPaulRevere:
His boy cj sure is still paying attention. Vying for relevance is what it is.
Rodan wrote:
Yeah, He really did not want to go to war with the USA, he knew Japan could not win in the long run. He was considered so vital to the Japanese war effort that we sent a flight of P-38′s to shoot down the aircraft he was flying on, in April of 1943. We had cracked their codes and knew about the flight.
snork wrote:
THAT’S RAAAAACIST!
Because of MGM’s financial straits, Red Dawn (2010) are not the only movies getting delayed. The Hobbit and James Bond 23 are two other big pictures that may never be made or released.
MGM should do a remake of Ben Hur, since the 1925 original and the 1959 remake saved MGM from bankruptcy both times when they were made and released.
Would a 21st century remake have Judah and Messala be boyhood lovers, an adult Judah spurns an adult Messala, making for a “better” reason why a Roman hates a Jew?
m wrote:
Ah Aisha. I heard she was one hot babe underneath that Burqa
@ Eliana:
Yes -- well -- we actually assassinated him. So, it’s all good!
snork wrote:
Barrett Brown currying favor.
@ snork:
I like the part about keeping a pointer in BASIC. That takes skill. And Garbage collection in C++? Yeah, sure. It is called delete. I think he means Java, only I wouldn’t want to write a large program in Java. Slow. OO isn’t a programming language, it is a methodology/architecture. None of that is .Net, so he’s behind the learning curve…
@ snork:
Heh.
He doesn’t know the word “elegant.”
@ MrPaulRevere:
Killgore Trout doesn’t admit that if a conservative had said something similar about a minority, no matter how long ago, and no matter what had happened in the years since then, (s)he’d be portrayed as evil, bigoted and racist for the rest of their lives, and would be hounded from public life.
@ Poteen:
It’s a prank and he took it serious.
m wrote:
Somebody’s got to know where to look.
Speranza wrote:
When I still lived in Chicago, there was a major brouhaha about public urination on the part of drunken Cubs fans leaving Wrigley Field. One local building owner had to have part of his wall tuckpointed because the pee had eroded the brickwork.
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
same situation as with the hobbit -- mgm is dinking it all up. idiots.
@ Eliana:
He thinks Elegant is an Un Mata Hari or an Ice Weasel.
@ snork:
o_O
WTH?!?
O_o
Rodan wrote:
Ha! Was it one of our own with a sock?
@ snork:
The nightmare of programming in C and C++. Unfortunately the syntax was carried forward into Java so you needed a C++ background to do anything.
/flunked out of computer programing in college
//well not so much flunked as burnt out in a bad college
///COBOL was used for training us in SQL in 1999
@ Rodan:
@ Eliana:
Not in his vocabulary…
@ 1389AD:
Well, that’s just loverly, isn’t it? Just the sort of folk we want here……,
m wrote:
I’m almost at the point where I feel poorly for Charles and Killgore etc..they are way out of their league. They are dilettantes who really have no insights or analysis.
@ Poteen:
I think one of chucky’s socks sent it personally.
Rodan wrote:
Try living in Cambridge, MA or even D.C.
@ PaladinPhil:
C# is where everything Windows is nowdays. It is like Java with ten years of hindsight. I love it.
@ Kirly:
Fox should pick up this movie. If marketed to the Tea Party crowd, it would be a big hit. Replace Chinese Occupied America with Obama regime and this movie is not far off.
m wrote:
Holy crow! I remember her!!!!
@ Eliana:
Plus this blog has the hotter and nicer women!
@ Speranza:
I wouldn’t live in any of those places for a quarter of a million dollars a year. Bump it up to a half-mil, and I’ll commute, though…
Speranza wrote:
That is so sad to me -- I had great times in the city when I was young! It was soooooo CLEAN back then!
@ Rodan:
Come on, man, Two Cats Fucking is one classy broad…
@ Iron Fist:
After I burnt out on programming I went more artistic.
/goddamned numbers and stuff….
Iron Fist wrote:
D.C. particularly has to be rough. Everyone is either a lawyer or government worker
@ Iron Fist:
Have you tried Objective-C (on a Mac with Snow Leopard)?
It’s based on Smalltalk.
Interesting!
Iron Fist wrote:
So was Eye-rash Rose and Sharm-wow
m wrote:
One of his 500 alter egos.
@ Iron Fist:
Ha ha ha ha no way! I can never see our M, Natasha, Eliana, Delectable or one of the other hotties around here doing that. These are real women, not failed porn stars.
vapig wrote:
I can just see a new question on the visa and/or immigration application forms:
1)Are you over two years of age?
1a)If yes, are you housebroken?
LOL…
Rodan wrote:
It was a nasty war -- fought over the MacMahon Line in the Himalayas in November 1962. Several thousand killed. Nehru was shocked that fellow progressives would attack him.
@ Eliana:
Never worked with it. I’ve never done anything on a Mac. C on UNIX, of course ( UNIX, Sun, and Holy C
), C++/MFC on Windows, Visual Basic, Delphi (hate them), and the C# for the last 8 years. And SQL Server. I’ve written maybe a quarter million lines of T-SQL code over the years.
Rodan wrote:
add in snowcrash, Carolina Girl, Urban Infidel, loppyd, eaglesoars, Kirly, Rose, mtc, nothreat2u and you get my drift
@ Speranza:
Exactly! We have women here, not failed porn stars.
Speranza wrote:
Or a slave……
doriangrey wrote:
Mr.Rachel Maddow is the conservative voice at PMSNBC
@ 1389AD:
I think it’s a deliberate statement.
Rodan wrote:
or beggars like the Sharm-wow. Our gals actually work for a living.
Rodan wrote:
Comment of the day
Speranza wrote:
Government workers and lawyers for the most part do NOT live in DC! Trust me on this! The tax base sucks too large for life!
Bottom line, the blogosphere has left CJ behind, such is life.
@ vapig:
I read about transvestites doing that in a certain area but I forget which city.
@ Iron Fist:
How to shoot yourself in the foot.
Rodan wrote:
I forgot to put Savages Girl, 1389AD and Vapig on the list.
@ Rodan:
Is there any reason you never mention me (as a LADY) in those chivarly screes?
@ Rodan:
Nope instead I’m watching History channel and get swamped with this “Countdown to Zero” crap. Apparently the world is in such a good state now that if we get rid of our nukes so will our enemies. I think this is a theatrical ad for Obama’s surrender policy.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
His great plan to shit left and clean up with dough has miserably failed. Bwaaaahhh
@ Iron Fist:
And what that about variables pointing to registers? No high-level language refers to registers, except for some of these embedded microcontrollers that have registers mapped into address space. And in that case, they’re just built-in predefined variables.
Speranza wrote:
Thank you, dear! {{hugs}}
@ vapig:
No I’m sorry!
Seriously, I apologize.
No disrespect meant.
vapig wrote:
Check post 209
Rodan wrote:
Can you reveal any more?
vapig wrote:
Back at ya’
@ Iron Fist:
Very impressive!!
In one of my most interesting programming jobs, I wrote GUI code (X11 Window System code for UNIX). It’s OO, of course. It can be a bit tricky.
When my group at work asked me to start working on an X11 Window System project, they thought they’d have to talk me into it. They offered expensive training and they expected to spend some time trying to lure me onto the project.
I JUMPED for it -- I’d been studying up on it for a long time in case anyone ever asked me to do it.
I loved that project!!
also Vagabond Trader,Godessoftheclassroom, Bluebird and Chickadee
@ vapig:
Speranzas gotcha covered!
Rodan wrote:
not as easy as all that. MGM is being run by a comglomerate of financial types who won’t give an inch in The Hobbit. of course, that is expected to be 2 blockbusters. maybe they could be convinced otherwise for Red Dawn. But, i doubt it. nothing run by committee ever works well. look at the obama regime
Iron Fist wrote:
I’m an old Pascal man being dragged kicking and biting to C. C is just ugly.
@ Kirly:
Or the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany.
@ Eliana:
If I ever need someone to write a program, I know who to ask!
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
LOL…
@ Speranza:
Lost, Guggi, 1389, Calo, Yenta-Fada, Typical Whitey… We could just keep on going!
Speranza wrote:
When he 1)Threatened Michelle Malkin and 2)Called Zombie a liar and 3) Allowed Killgore to vandalize other websites with racist slurs I knew his blog career as over.
snork wrote:
Well, if you liked Pascal, you should have loved Delphi.
Miss Trixie! Daughter of Patriots!
@ Rodan:
We seem to have lots of programmers here, actually!
@ MrPaulRevere:
His salvation could come from a Chinese invasion! He will be their #1 propagandist. He already admitted his admires Mao.
@ Eliana:
Yup, I have many to choose from.
Rodan wrote:
I know there was no disresoect -- you just never remember me.
INVISIBLE!!!
@ m:
We also have Lost.
No more medical marijuana for you:
@ vapig:
I’m sorry, I’ll make sure to not overlook you! You are a loyal reader and are far from invisible.
@ Speranza:
See my #214! {{hug again!}}
@ MrPaulRevere:
Kitten on valium? That’s animal abuse.
Rodan wrote:
That is a true statement, he did praise Mao.
Rodan wrote:
Awwww! {{HUGS}} to you too! Thaank you, friend!
@ MrPaulRevere:
He wrote this?? He got 5 updings for it??
Someone should send a linky to PETA.
Speranza wrote:
Awww, thanks!
Is this one of the women back at the Animal Farm?
Fashion Fail South Beach Babe
m wrote:
NEVERGIVEUP!!! VAGABONDTRADER!!! GODDESSOFTHECLASSROOM!!!
m wrote:
And, HOLY COW!!! KIRLY!!!!!!!
@ Eliana:
Maybe he meant to say that he was the one on valium…
@ m:
Someone at the Animal Farm said that we have almost no women here!
@ vapig:
Nevergiveup is a guy!
@ vapig:
Um…Nevergiveup isn’t a woman…
@ lobo91:
Ah.
Probably one med in his overflowing cup of meds that they make him take in the psych ward.
@ Eliana:
That’s news to me! I seem to have a fan club here! No wonder they hate on me so much! Compare our women to theirs it’s like going from 1st class (us) to coach (them).
Eliana wrote:
The dirty little secret is that LGF is populated by old white male leftists and young white male leftists.
Hi kids.
fyi, Aisha isn’t a chick, its a guy down in Australia. But funnier than hell.
Rodan wrote:
I used to have a cat (formerly feral) who was so afraid of strangers that the vet gave me kitty tranquilizers for him. She said to make sure he has one of those 45 minutes before the appointment time. Otherwise he turned into a panicky cloud of flying teeth and claws.
@ Eliana:
I hope Killgore gets his ass kicked. I hate animal abusers.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Enemies of the state.
Rodan wrote:
You’re right!
I meant NOTHREAT2U!!! And we must not forget our beloved ELIANA!!!!!
@ 1389AD:
That’s different. Killgore did it for fun and evil intent.
The overnight is up!
It’s Bunk time!
@ 1389AD:
Wonderful turn of phrase, 1389!
@ vapig:
Thanks!!
Rodan mentioned me earlier.
vapig wrote:
there’s wonder woman!
savage wrote:
Noooo, kidding? Sounded like a burka babe!
@ Kirly:
My boss thinks I’m a wonder woman!!! Tee-hee…..!
@ savage:
Yup!
I remember Aisha well!
savage wrote:
Dave? Was it? Has he been banned?
Rodan wrote:
Want to see Bunk flip his wig? Just offer to de-Bunk the topic of his overnight thread…
Eliana wrote:
Give the Weezel another month and they won’t have any there.
@ MrPaulRevere:
If I didn’t have so many cats now, I’d try to find a home for that poor little guy (or girl).
@ Poteen:
Yes, it was Dave, and I think he got the boot.
vapig wrote:
Naw I am truly invisible….
@ Eliana:
Check DoD.
savage wrote:
We should start a recruitment drive to get Aisha. Allah knows we could use some religious training.//
@ snork:
Good!!!
@ savage:
We know that man!
Rodan wrote:
Well, we’ve already got him in a Chicom propaganda poster on Daedalus. All Hail Chairman Chucky!
@ Kirly:
Perhaps you are confusing Wonder Woman with her airplane. The airplane was invisible, not Wonder Woman.
Hey, I was a kid in the early 60′s, I perused lots of comic books back then.
@ Lily:
{{LILY}} !!!
@ vapig:
Oh man -- if only there was a way to catalog Aisha’s post ~ reread them as Dave and they are even funnier!
Poteen wrote:
Was it SheikYerMami? He’s an Aussie. And he was banned back when Chuck first started attacking Geller and Spencer.
LILY!
@ Eliana:
[ [Eliana] ]! Yeah they forgot me.
Eliana wrote:
Thanks!
@ m:
Aisha would drop by in the middle of the night sometimes so that half of the people logged into LGF were falling on the floor laughing and the other half were going “WTH??????”
@ m:
M!
@ Eliana:
I remember when I was a noob there, and Aisha would come in and let loose with a blast of goof, and I was … umm … nonplussed.
@ snork:
Dubs used to irk me when she would tell the noobs Aisha was a froll. I say reel them in and watch the fun begin!
@ 1389AD:
My cat had to be on valium during her final months, but never ever would I mess with her like that. She was dying…
@ The Osprey:
I don’t think so.
Hey Savage, was it Aussie Dave? I can’t remember.
@ snork:
Yeah -- this happened a lot!
snork wrote:
Yeah it was funny when noobs took Aisha seriously. Someone sooner or later would have to tell them it was a guy and a joke.
@ m:
I also remember reading my first Iowahawk thread. It was one of the “dumpster dive” pieces. That had me scratching my head, too.
@ Eliana:
Aisha cracked me up. Now Charles prohibits Islam bashing. But Catholic and Evangelical bashing is OK with him.
@ snork:
LOL! good times, good times…
@ m:
That’s when LGF was a real blog, not a cult.
@ Rodan:
OK? More like a requirement these days.
Lily wrote:
That’s different than what Killgore wanted.
@ m:
Before the blog owner joined in the fun and frakked it up.
@ m:
Yup he hates Christians.
OK Party at Bunk’s thread!
He sure messed up a good thing!
Rodan wrote:
Oh I know…..
@ Scott Madsen:
Is that the flag of the Tennessee Einsatzgruppen on that one guys shirt?
/Chucky
@ Bordm:
Something tells me the Chinks will not listen to this guy.
@ m:
I’m pretty sure it’s him.
The Osprey wrote:
During exercises in Oz the enemy was always the Masourians (if they were regulars and Kamarians (if they were asymmetric low intensity war infiltrators). EVERYONE including the Indonesia observers knew that we were talking about the Indonesians, even down to specifying real Indonesian formation organizations and names. WE used to joke with the KOMPASS (Indonesian Special Forces) observers about it and they took it in good humour.
You may notice that formally the vast bulk of Australian military muscle was based in the South East near the major cities. For the past 20 years there has been a migration North and West. Now most major units are based in Western Australia, Northern Territory and Queensland. Australia has also kept up with its nuclear technology and is a mere 180 days away from being able to field a tactically deployable nuke. Australian nuclear technology has even been sold to the US under license to enrich uranium using lasers rather than centrifuges. Now all US weapons grade fissile material is manufactured using Aussie technology.
The Indons could only make a pest of themselves in Northern Oz and the water barrier between Oz and Indonesia would become a killing ground par excellence. If any KOMPASS Regiments actually arrived the vast distances and VERY harsh landscape would see them evacuating with the ADF making life difficult to boot.
China currently can’t even bridge the Straits of Taiwan logistically. They can land troops but can’t resupply them. It’ll be a while before China can project all the way to OZ?