[Found somewhere in here.]
Occasionally while sniffing around the internest I’ll run across an image that jumps up and bites me right in the crackerbockles, and this is one of them. It’s a patent drawing for an invention technically referred to as a WTF, and is apparently designed with meth addicts in mind. That’s meth as in methane.
Of course there may be other explanations for this new addition to the wonderful world of plumbing abuse, but I’m not about to go all scatological on an Overnight Open Thread.
[Update 29 July 2010 - Here are the patent papers. It's a lifesaving device. Really.]
Tags: disgusting, invention, Open thread, patent drawing, potty humor, WTF
where’s his plumbers crack? (pipe)
Umm…
@ snork:
Yep.
There’s a joke about Kilgore in there somewhere…
It’s Stinky Beaumont!!!
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Yeah, he’s fishing for toity trout.
Acme scuba diving training kit?
That just looks so wrong on so many levels!
@ coldwarrior:
@ snork:
@ m:
@ MrPaulRevere:
Only Bunk would think of this.
flammable, toxic, diseased, nasty gases…wow.
Rodan wrote:
well, its his job after all.
snork wrote:
The pottymouth meth-breath gives him away every time.
Patent Application #54898330495069:
Bagpipes for Entertaining the Workers at the Sewage Treatment Plant.
Rodan wrote:
Bullshit. Had I thought of it I’d be hawking the patent.
Which means it’s Jimmah.
Jimmah playing the asswhistle.
@ Bunk X:
snork wrote:
Exactly. I’d be hawking Jimmah to fix the clogs.
It’s the patented Ice/Jimmah mind meld device.
snork wrote:
You beat me to it champ.
Caption: Jimmah gets both ends of the asswhistle wrong.
put that patent in your mouth and inhale:
This is what naturally follows toilet paper rationing.
There take a good look.
It is where the commie Democrat Obama redistribution operation will take U.S. all.
This came out of a psych book, right? Kind of a variation on the Rorschach blot?
@ Rodan:
backatcha!
@ Urban Infidel:
Don’t give President Hussein any ideas!
Submitted without comment:
@ taxfreekiller:
Yup!
@ snork:
It’s part of Oblabla’s new water conservation campaign.
Patent # 9695092363
Biogas recycling and carbon capture device.
Out of curiosity, everybody, what’s your 2 cents on Tom Tancredo’s entering the race for Governor of Colorado?
taxfreekiller wrote:
Comment of the day.
Morgan wrote:
undecided.
@ MrPaulRevere:
I don’t want to know what he means by “love”.
Urban Infidel wrote:
When congress starts regulating the design of toilets… Oh, wait. They have.
@ Morgan:
My first thought was he is handing victory to the Dems. Now, I am unsure.
taxfreekiller wrote:
Suck it up, son.
Jimmah is Charles Johnson’s better off mutiple personality.
As long as Jimmah is around, the lgf’s .0001 blog is safe from the real Johnson. If Jimmah gets banned by his other more evil side, all the universe could well be banned in a flash of anger.
@ coldwarrior:
I’ve written my own 2 cents on the matter; a link is available at the Top Hot Links at the top of this site.
@ MrPaulRevere:
The3 Muzzies view Haku as uncleaned.
Patent #629485763
Device to facilitate National Health Care by self-sampling of Biowaste Fermentation Products.
Bunk X wrote:
i have an interesting story about smuggling high volume toilets out of canada a few years ago when the US made all toilets be low flush by law.
when the statute of limitation is gone i will write about it.
Morgan wrote:
cool.
@ coldwarrior:
He’s running as a Candidate of the Constitutional Party, hence splitting the GOP vote.
@ taxfreekiller:
I think you’re more right than you know. I’ll just say two words; Fenton and Wonkette.
snowcrash wrote:
With the two Republican candidates in their own trouble and Tancredo’s own standing with conservatives in Colorado, I think it’s possible there could be a repeat of Minnesota in 1998.
one of my favorite tunes:
Morgan wrote:
one governorship isnt going to matter either way. this will be an interesting experiment.
@ Rodan:
It’s easy to beat up on Cato, almost too easy. He’s a broken down nobody, to him love is a pint of MD 20/20.
Tom seems to be very frustrated with the workings of the RINO’s in the R party.
Sometimes being a fighter who does not chose his fights correct doles out his own loss prior to the weigh-in even.
My guess he is woring on the theory of a third party that has enough votes to be the broker between the two party evil money cult. That way the two do not have all the power. like that maybe…@ Morgan:
snork wrote:
The first patent drawing was rejected as it showed a compressed wad being blown away, and it was just too graphic for the U.S. Patent Office because they had no graphic standards established for the depiction of compacted turds. There. I went all scatological. Run with it.
Ouch.
@ Rodan:
Tancredo never struck me as a serious politician, however much I agreed with him. It was all about Tom.
Bunk X wrote:
its called a plunger.
A government Car! The Volt was supposed to rescue GM, well not with that price!
GM Volt’s price induces some sticker shock
Night all!
@ snork:
nice!
Rodan wrote:
41K!!!!
hahahahahahahaha.
blow me GM.
@ Rodan:
The Volt isn’t an electric car, it’s a series hybrid. Close enough for WaPo, I guess.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
“Comment of the Day” might be a fun addition to The Blogmocracy’s sidebar!
Oh c’mon, this is too easy…
Bunk X wrote:
upding downding?
taxfreekiller wrote:
I’m not sure about that as much as I am that Tancredo just doesn’t believe either Republican candidate can defeat the Democrat contender in November. He had previously supported one of the Republicans in the race.
@ coldwarrior:
LOL, 41K? They can’t be serious.
leave me out of the awards deal
it is not about me@ Bunk X:
@ Rodan:
I can’t believe it. They’re actually comparing the Volt to the Leaf. Two completely different beasts. What a bunch of morons. It seems like GM is in on the deception, though.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
i have never owned, nor will i ever own a gm (especially after the govt takeover)
@ coldwarrior:
Lets don’t and say we did.
taxfreekiller wrote:
Inverse energy proportionality would be reversed and Linus’ Propensity effect would take over, replacing Global Warming with the imminent danger of tau nutrinos and bosons becoming the size of foreclosed houses.
price be damned! electric sports car.
TESLA:
Just looking at that drawing for the overnight thread makes me want to gag…
Wherever do you find these things Bunk???
Oh, yeah, good evening everybody!
Morgan wrote:
Where is the harm in it? From everything I can tell Tancredo got framed by the Federal Government, doesn’t mean he’s a good guy, but he clearly was framed. My two cents aint worth noting in Colorado, it is the people of Colorado’s two cents that counts. If he can convince them to vote for him then good for him.
The GOP leadership are as corrupt as the Democrats if they cant field a candidate capable of beating Tancredo then shame on them and god help Colorado.
I was trying to stay up to see if Calo checked in, but I am fading FAST. lol If anyone is here when and if she does, please send her my best wishes for a quick recovery. Thanks.
Bunk X wrote:
Say bro… how bout passing that joint over and quit with the Bogart impersonation… /Jeff Spicoli
doriangrey wrote:
well, i cant disagree there.
Patent # 58727815-0
Little Green Footballs water pipe and potty wipe.
coldwarrior wrote:
Hey what can I say, as TFK is so fond of saying… http://www.blowoutcongress.com
snork wrote:
Deus Lo Volt!!!!
@ doriangrey:
What do you mean framed by the federal government?
@ coldwarrior:
There’s some really slick marketing
lyinghopenchangecommunication going there.black friday….double dip recession into depression
snork wrote:
lies, damned lies, and twisted statistics.
Morgan wrote:
You know what framed means don’t you? False evidence, disregard for evidentiary procedures, all those dirty tricks the government pulls when they want to convict someone regardless of whether they are actually guilty.
Do try remembering that the federal government tried multiple times to convict Tancredo and failed and when they finally ddid convict him it was by using unethical tactics.
@ doriangrey:
But when was Tancredo convicted of anything by the federal government?
Have a good Wednesday all. And stay focused.
coldwarrior wrote:
There was a boom in toilet imports from Mexico as well. The low-flush mandate created a last minute scramble to engineer new toilet design that were, um, crappy. Since the 90s, there are better models that work without clogs and multiple flushes. I’ve got one in my house.
Kibos never clog. =)
MrPaulRevere wrote:
ROTFLMAO… He always struck me as eccentric bordering on mildly crazy, not dangerously so, but more of entertainingly so.
the aussies just dumped on 0
Bunk X wrote:
some money was made in the early 90′s by northerners…just sayin, or not
the clarks. good stuff, check em out blogmocrats
@ doriangrey:
Roll another one, just like the other one…
Morgan wrote:
Oh… My bad, I guess I have Tancredo confused with someone else.
link to the Tancredo conviction@ doriangrey:
coldwarrior wrote:
We need to talk. Because I’m thinking we need to start smuggling nice Showerheads!
IMHO more than confusion.@ doriangrey:
Rose wrote:
i am out of the smuggling business…if i ever was in it. the cohibas were killer tho.
i miss them
http://www.fredeaglesmith.com
Tenderbox.
@ Rose:
oh and, hi rose!
taxfreekiller wrote:
No, just a little confusion, always seem to get Jim Traficant and Tom Tancredo mixed up, maybe it’s the bad hair?
doriangrey wrote:
traficant got a bad wrap.
he did what every pol in y’town did.
its mob city, he crossed billy jeff clinton tho.
The illustration appears to be the Van Jones/CJ suck job I saw on an earlier thread today.
What up stalkers?
Time for me to go; good night, everybody and thanks for your 2 cents!
Bagua wrote:
not much…lookin at some dmb vids
Bagua wrote:
What up I Ching master…
@ coldwarrior:
The joys of teh intertoobs!
Anti-Immigrant Group Calls for ‘Safe Passage’ Of Illegals Out of U.S.
Done…all they have to do is go to their local Border Patrol office to receive a free pass home.
Bagua, nice to meet you.
doriangrey wrote:
Survived the flight back from lovely Las Vegas.
Rose wrote:
Rose!
Bagua wrote:
the puti’s first concert (she’s 18months) was dmb here in pittsburgh.
This blog is funny and it seems you people get along pretty well. I am sorry that I can not post much yet since i’m still in the crazy but I’ll try to stop in when I can. I am amazed that theis infamous stalker blog is so civil.
coldwarrior wrote:
The Simpsons did an episode on that, if I recall.
Jorline wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Now all we have to do is convince the illegal aliens to, well you know… leave…
briareus wrote:
we may get into fights, but in the end, everyone here is still friends.
its called freedom of speech, with the responsibilities that go with it.
i hope to welcome you here soon.
Jorline wrote:
ALIPAC is not an anti-immigration group, they are an anti-illegal immigration organization. There is a huge difference, sorry it’s a pet peeve. NumbersUSA is another great anti-illegal immigration organization.
/just sayin’
briareus wrote:
Yep, big surprise eh? I bought into all the “stalker” nonsense at first and never read over here, but in the last several months I’d read threads by one of the nuts, so I naturally took a peak over here and clocked on that it was the stalkers being stalked while they mocked.
That is the real truth.
snork wrote:
Yep.
CJ drinking out of the toilet again…
On Fred Eaglesmith.
His paintings are getting better.
He does like fast trains.
He may have to do something to his ear with a knife if he keeps up the bold strokes.
He has the Jinn Sisters up on his web site now.
We saw them with him up in Okla. when they were taking in a Commanche Pow Wow. Their CD, “Can’t take a bad girl Home” is not so bad.
I may trade him my Silverton to Drango train painting for one of his.
Mine is all just right, you can hear the clack, clack, and the chug, chug, and even smell the alfalfa hay growing beside the tracks just north of Drango…..
briareus wrote:
Amazing isnt it, it’s probably why Chunkles bans those of his minions who openly visit as the very last thing he wants is the truth getting back to the BVoAF…
@ Bagua:
well thank you for that.
puti danced to this in the aisle with me.
Mexican Officials to Patrol Staten Island Following Latest Bias Attack
Will our government act decisively while protecting our citizens on Mexico.
coldwarrior wrote:
Thank you This was a late night experiment for me, logging on and all. Its way past my bedtime, but I’ll check in tomorrow.
@ briareus:
cheers.
briareus wrote:
That’s because we got rid of all the trouble makers. Well, except for a couple…
coldwarrior wrote:
I won’t pretend I always thought that way, it is easy to get fooled by a couple of quotes taken out of context. But once I decide I am interested in something, I look into it carefully.
In this case, I’d read prior threads here to see who was baiting who first. What I found was the nastiness was originating at the sister blog, and here they were reacting, and mostly laughing. Now I looked in the mirror and said:
“That was spot on and quite amusing.”
Bordm wrote:
I had the same reaction. Typical MSM talking points used for headline.
Bagua wrote:
You mean Ludwig’s been doing our marketing for us?
briareus wrote:
Briareus, every day I am more amazed at the goodness of the people here. Stop in to chat some time at Table 9, we’ll fill you in.
@ Jorline:
what? WHAT? consular officers PATROLLING?
consular officers do not have authority beyond the grounds of the consulate. i worked in this biz,they are asking for trouble.
diplomatic security does not extend to piece of shit consular officers…morons.
damn idiots.
@ Jorline:
“Bias attack”??? You gotta stop quoting those headlines verbatim.
snork wrote:
<—- Throws a brink at snork and quietly walks off whistling innocently…
snork wrote:
Last night I called bragging rights for beating out Wonkette on Chelsea’s botblog for top two posts once. =)
Bagua wrote:
Pfffb…ksnorbl…laughing? Us?
Now I start to feel guilt for laughing at poor disturbed Ludwigged Out. But for the grace of a brain go I.@ Bagua:
@ Bagua:
i got banned (on my purpose) for defending this place cause some of the core talent of old l*f is here.
doriangrey wrote:
I WANTED A BRINK!!!
snork wrote:
Of course they are! This is Government Motors we’re talkin’ about!
snork wrote:
In a nutshell, yes. That was when I stopped and thought, “I better fact check this at least once.”
Heavy Shift: 90 Degrees in the Shade.
coldwarrior wrote:
This must have been worked out during Mexican President Felipe Calderon’s last state visit. I think he had a few Tecates with POTUS in the Rose Garden.
@ snork:
I’m building a brink shinthouse, remember?
doriangrey wrote:
brix!
snork wrote:
LOL…Drudge and FOX
coldwarrior wrote:
No. You’ve obviously never used one. It’s called a wad compactor.
@ Jorline:
Cerveza Summito?
@ briareus:
So what exactly brings you over here? Did you witness something over there which made you question what they’re doing there?
Jorline wrote:
who is going to do security? like i said, i worked that biz.
the knuckleheads are asking for a rude awakening.
Hey hey hey!!!! How’s everyone tonight?
linoleumknife wrote:
i LOVE that avatar
@ huckfunn:
good stuff huck….
i’m liking the tune
coldwarrior wrote:
Chosen by the admins by a seekrit vote would keep the vote rigging negligible. Steamboat McGoo of Aardvarks and Asshats has a rotating subtitle on his header without making it a competition.
coldwarrior wrote:
Oh no, I aint throwin no brix around, never can tell what ya might catch from a brix, most likely somethin ya cant get rid of, like a obliterated reputation….
@ coldwarrior:
The article said they’re “working with local officials”. I doubt they’re going to get into the action, they’re just politically grandstanding.
coldwarrior wrote:
Ya ever heard this?
@ coldwarrior:
Thank you very much. The photo is a powerful one, and his life was very interesting if not sad.
Bunk X wrote:
yeah, the owners get the vote…there are 4 of us, a quadumverate. that being the least effective of all the —rates.
but i am all for rotating titles.
snork wrote:
Yo… Heads up everybody…. Snork is over in the corner pickin a fight with himself again…..
@ doriangrey:
BRIX!
@ coldwarrior:
That’ll piss selrahC off even more.
snork wrote:
Bingo
I hear “O” challenged El Presidente to a game of chupacabra on the WH basketball court.
Chupacabra from chupar “to suck” and cabra “goat”, literally “goat sucker”
snork wrote:
they’ll be physically ass beat with no protection.
oh well, a little stomp ass will do them good,
@ huckfunn:
i listened…too spyro gyra ish
coldwarrior wrote:
Yup, and Curtis Sliwa’s guardian angels will be right there to offer their unique brand of assistance.
coldwarrior wrote:
An acquired taste.
@ huckfunn:
If you don’t like, acquire some taste. LOL, I always loved that come back.
huckfunn wrote:
the genre works, in instances.
linoleumknife wrote:
i like spyro gyra…sometimes
doriangrey wrote:
Are you sure your not confusing him with Former Ohio Democrat Rep. James Traficant?
linoleumknife wrote:
HAW! Actually, I wasn’t trying to deliver a zinger. Just my point of view.
@ Da_Beerfreak:
he has confused…it was cleared up above.
cheers!
taxfreekiller wrote:
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
I was, and already figured it out, like I said, it must be the bad hair they both have.
huckfunn wrote:
hey boss, i had an offer to buy a neat car that you might appreciate
savages_girl wrote:
They find me, SG!
Bunk X wrote:
Yup, you’re just a magnet for the weirdness Bunk…
@ coldwarrior:
Oh I was just trowing that onto his “It’s an acquired taste” comment. Not trying to rag on ya or anything.
@ huckfunn:
LOL, I figured. Our local radio station morning guys have that as part of a promo clip.
@ coldwarrior:
Watcha got?
i quit guitar lessons early cause i knew i could never do this:
Can anyone give me an update on Calo before I call it a night?
OK, BBIAB, the Seal vs Israeli commando’s is finally on here on the leftbehind coast…
doriangrey wrote:
I don’t smoke that stuff, haven’t for 20 years. Oh wait, um, nevermind. I was right the first time.
That comment was an echo from reading and composting a post about something that snork sent.
@ linoleumknife:
Here is the link to the radio station website( http://www.kkrw.com ). The show is called the Walton and Johnson show. They are conservative libertarians and the LOVE to rip on Obambi and his minions. The show is a riot and worth listening to. It is on weekday morning from 5:30 a.m.-10 a.m. central time.
huckfunn wrote:
1967 buick electra 225 convertible
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Very difficult when the government-issued windshield wipers are laced with vaseline.
coldwarrior wrote:
Yea, I would have probably quit too if I had thought that was as good as I was ever going to get… Oh wait, you quit cause you didnt think you could even get that good… Never mind, please disregard this comment….
@ coldwarrior:
dickie fuckin betts.
damn!
@ huckfunn:
I like the one with the lyrics.
coldwarrior wrote:
cough cough, have ya taken a real good look at my avatar?
@ huckfunn:
I always assumed that was a classic.
doriangrey wrote:
it is what it is.
@ Bunk X:
Don’t you be dissin’ no aardvarks. , Colonel Mohmar (Wacky) Qaddafi still has aardvark nightmares
doriangrey wrote:
can you match the betts?
coldwarrior wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Look at my avatar, I have a considerable resemblance to Dickie. As far as matching him, as in guitar ability, well have you listened to any of my stuff???
coldwarrior wrote:
Thanks for thinkin of me. I’ve already got one huge dinosaur lurking in my garage. Dang thing sits there grinning at me and Mrs. Funn is most unfun about it. I need to unload one big beast before any more acquistions. Actually, before I bought El Caca Fuego (you know, the big red bitch) I had seriously looked at a 1970 Buick Wildcat.
@ doriangrey:
i am listening to it….
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Speaking of there’s a joke in there somewhere-
From Drudge:
@ doriangrey:
no, you are not equal to dickie.
you are in another genre…talented in metal, not southern rock.
you play some good stuff. i like it
@ nil stooge:
Saw that one coming a foot away.
Rose wrote:
Savage has a trucking license… just sayin’.
huckfunn wrote:
i got a 99 miata…that means me and the puti or me and the wife…2 seater…and fast and corner like a rail to piss off bmw owners
i did think of u when a pristine 225 came up
@ Bob in Breckenridge:
I’d call him a drama queen, but really he is just a queen. I can not stand that “man”. Such a sick and disturbed man allowed to tinker with our economy and lives. May his tenure in Congress end soon.
coldwarrior wrote:
Different style yes, what I play is much more technical then what Dickie played. Did you listen to Live and Fully Baked or Be Real???
@ doriangrey:
i’m working on it…
damn, man gimme some time
fucking management bastard…:)
@ coldwarrior:
See, that’s where my Mustang is better…it has room for 2 humans and a medium-sized dog.
And maybe a sandwich.
//
@ mjazz:
Meaning Manhattan Transfer, of course.
Of course, the dog will eat the sandwich…
@ linoleumknife:
He really had our backs with Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac.
mjazz wrote:
I really don’t want to think about Barnie Frank “having my back,” thank you…
coldwarrior wrote:
When miata owners try to piss me off, I go get my Corvette and make them feel small and inadequate…
@ mjazz:
LOL, yeah against the wall. Which, considering his sexual desires is probably a good place to have them.
lobo91 wrote:
i call bullshit sgm.
miata has room for 2 sets of clubs to go to the CC
and 2 bottles of champagne with ice.
and i own every mustang n the corner. (i owned a 5.0l so dont lie)
@ lobo91:
I shoulda seen that coming.
lobo91 wrote:
Hey… I can get a sammich in my vette… But I do have to take the top off and bungy it down so the wind dont blow it out of the car…
doriangrey wrote:
then i get in my 5.9 s/c durango and run over vettes.
briareus wrote:
We have been lied about. Our reputations were smeared.
/yes we do get along quite well…although there is an
occasional dust-up. Posters work it out.
Don’t believe the lies at the fever swamp.
Lily wrote:
we like a dust up. that’s why we arent ccc
@ coldwarrior:
Since it weighs half as much, I’m sure it does.
As someone who owned 2 of the Fox body 5.0s, though, I can tell you that if you haven’t driven one of the current generation Mustangs, you won’t even recognize it as the same car.
coldwarrior wrote:
ROTFLMAO… ya gotta be able to catch em first…
@ linoleumknife:
Got online last night and read the lyrics of semi-charmed life…
You were soooooooooooo right on that one.
/Don’t know how I missed that one.
coldwarrior wrote:
Ditto that. The arguments here are mostly superficial wrangling about musical interests. Welcome and keep us posted, Briareus.
@ coldwarrior:
It’s a bar were everyone knows your name.
Outgoing BP CEO Tony Hayward is going to be taking a new job with BP in Russia, according to FNC.
Is that like in Hogan’s Heroes, where Col Klink was always worried about being sent to the eastern front?
Lily wrote:
Oh dear god, that must make my name Norm…..
Bunk X wrote:
We’re in business, man!
coldwarrior wrote:
doriangrey wrote:
doriangrey wrote:
coldwarrior wrote:
lobo91 wrote:
One of these days we should all get together so I take ya’ll for a ride. We can put all of your Mustangs, Miatas, ‘Vettes, Durangos, clubs and sammiches in the trunk.
lobo91 wrote:
At least I’m safe on that one!
@ doriangrey:
At least you’re not Cliff…
@ Rose:
{ROSE}!
How are you doing? Fine I hope!
Good to see you.
lobo91 wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Well there is that…
doriangrey wrote:
can u get 2 sets of golf clubs in the vete
doriangrey wrote:
DORIEN!
/had to say it …. everytime Norm came into the bar they all said
Norm!
@ Lily:
Good to see you too, Lily!
lobo91 wrote:
Eastern Front in a solid gold tank.
lobo91 wrote:
i had one 5.0 fox. it was fun like a 14 Lb sledge is fun.
boring
Dang, now you’ve got me humming the theme song to “Cheers!”
doriangrey wrote:
gps
coldwarrior wrote:
I don’t know, I don’t golf, but probably there is a surprising amount of space under the rear hatchback window/door… Enough to squeeze my 15 year old nephew… err not that I have ever dont that you know….
@ coldwarrior:
I can definitely do that with my Mustang.
Rose wrote:
Why hey Rose….
Bagua wrote:
Bagua, that is exactly why I came over here, months after being banned. I decided to see for myself what the fluff was all about. It was obvious that Charles Johnson lied about The Blogmocracy, or at least misrepresented the bloggers he despised, and he lost all credibility with me.
The first liar never stands a chance, and once you’re proven to be a liar you’ve lost the game.
coldwarrior wrote:
Whats your point? Going to follow me till I run out of gas???
Dorian!!! And fast cars! There’s a 2003 Mercedes SL 500 up here at one of the dealerships… looks nice and fast!
Rose wrote:
Sorry about that! I think I started that.
Rose wrote:
Hmm, if it handles any where near as nicely as my 325 then it’s very sweet…
@ Lily:
LOL, yeah it’s pretty dirty. About ole Bwarney Fwank, I’m not sure that anyone would be willing to sleep with that dude. He looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie.
Maybe I will have to test drive it!
doriangrey wrote:
Bagua wrote:
That is what the Light will do when shined on the dark…you get the truth.
@ doriangrey:
I ran across one of these the other day at a stop light.
Nice looking, but I can’t see spending 3/4 of the cost of my house on a car…
linoleumknife wrote:
Not to mention you cannot understand hardly a word he says…
/it must be the money…..he has nothing else going for him.
doriangrey wrote:
pussy ass bmw drivers had to make their own division because mazda kicked bmw ass.
look it up before you get all challengey
lobo91 wrote:
I’m telling you my cadillac CTS is sweeter.
@ Rose:
My first car was a 1984 Mercedes 500 SEL. I loved that car like a child. I bought it from an Air Force vet who was stationed in Germany in the late 70′s and early 80′s. It was a beautiful machine and worth every penny. Got it for a song though. He was having health problems and needed the money for a heart surgery. Black with tan leather. 305 V8. I got it up to 164 one night on I-10 headed East towards Lousiana. *sigh* memories
coldwarrior wrote:
So ya listened to some of my stuff, ya really think I couldn’t play that kind of stuff if I wanted to??
linoleumknife wrote:
My favorite by far by Third Eye Blind is Deep Inside of You.
@ Lily:
I’m sure that is probably it. The man is such a slob I don’t see how it could be anything else.
@ doriangrey:
can you?
linoleumknife wrote:
nice
@ linoleumknife:
When did you finally stop inside Louisiana?
/that car you mention was sweet too…but too pricey for me.
Plus I was only in my teens in the 70′s.
i have a funny story
@ Lily:
Yeah I like that one a lot. I think my favorite by them is probably God of Wine or Wounded.
@ doriangrey:
you are really good, i listened to it. why arent u there?
@ linoleumknife:
Fine song there too.
@ Lily:
Well I was working off shore on an oil rig. The Rowan Juneau. The smallest drilling rig in the Rowan fleet. We were parked next to the Rowan Gorilla 7. That is one HUGE rig. It could house something like 700 men. Ours could handle 100. The car was only 6,000 dollars so it wasn’t too bad. It was the gas and insurance that killed me, LOL.
i just shot a…target
linoleumknife wrote:
He’d turn off males and females (if that were his choice which it isn’t)
So it has to be the money.
coldwarrior wrote:
Ah, ya… What I play is way more difficult that anything Dickie ever played. I’m not suggesting that what Dickie did wasn’t really great, it was, the difference is that I am a classically trained musician. What I play is a lot closer to a Bach fugue or Techata than it is to the Rhythm and Blue of the Allman Brothers. Completely different in just about every way.
linoleumknife wrote:
That is a sweet price even back then. Not to mention I am sure any repairs. Those are quite pricey too.
@ doriangrey:
i am still listening
coldwarrior wrote:
That my friend is a very sad and tragic story.
I just noticed that my comment # 231 (which lies somewhere between # 230 and #232) has an admin note which states “your comment is awaiting moderation”. I think it’s because I had too many replies to too many posts. A little assistance from the thread gods, please.
Transformer Owl. The third one is weird. Almost looks like a cat.
@ huckfunn:
gimeaminute
@ coldwarrior:
I got it already
doriangrey wrote:
Hence the reason for the song It Never Rains in Southern California
for you!
@ coldwarrior:
10-4
Lily wrote:
Sigh, yes, that aspect did not escape my notice Lily…
Not sure where it went…
and all u wanna be sports car drivers.
i sold my 900gsxr and leathers to make my down payment on the miata.
doriangrey wrote:
As of today I’m in the brink recycling business. Buck fifty a pop.
Never mind…I see it.
Bunk X wrote:
Good thing I live across the street from a liqueur store in SoCal…
@ lobo91:
fixed
@ doriangrey:
Hang in there Dorian….it actually made me think happy thoughts for you. It just soooo made me think of you and that is a good thing.
/someone you don’t even know really or even know what I look like thought of you. That’s a good thing.
@ coldwarrior:
Thanks. Dang it! All of those “mine is bigger that yours” insults were wasted. Such is life.
@ doriangrey:
NORM!!!!!!!!!
huckfunn wrote:
once a jixer, always a jixer
Lily wrote:
I wish I could blame it all on bad luck, but the truth is when I was young I just couldn’t make a good decision to save my life. Lot’s of bad decisions and lot’s of bad luck and, well here I am… Paying for the sin’s and the stubborn stupidity of my youth…
great gsx commercial
coldwarrior wrote:
Rolling on the floor laughing my mother f’ing ass right off…
doriangrey wrote:
that is a funny as hell ad
@ Lily:
Well I’m not sure I am telling the story right. I bought the car in 2003.
coldwarrior wrote:
yup, so funny I am probably in danger of going to hell for how hard and loud I laughed at it…
Bagua wrote:
There’s a big “duh” in there somewhere. We like to have fun, and all leftists are fair game. Now I don’t agree with everyone here, but, eh, um, heh, nevermind. *sncccchhhnnk*
Well, I need to get to bed.
Another day of fighting the Army bureaucracy awaits tomorrow.
Talk to you all tomorrow.
doriangrey wrote:
i miss my gsxr.
@ Bagua:
Sorry, lost it. We’re all Fuldkommen Gak, and now, so are you.
Ya’ll are seriously contributing to my delinquency as I’m up well past my bedtime. I’ll leave ya with this. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
coldwarrior wrote:
Oh I know the feeling, back in the mid 80′s when I was in college I had a 1978 Honda CB750 Four.
gsxr1000cc x years
i quit…i drive a miata now
@ huckfunn:
doriangrey wrote:
the jap cafe racer! (and the base for the goldwing)
and good night!
@ lobo91:
@ coldwarrior:
Good night Lobo and Coldwarrior. Y’all have a good day tomorrow.
coldwarrior wrote:
Good night to you as well.
I’ll leave you with this thought, I learned a long time ago that my brand of music was an acquired taste, it’s not for everybody. I cant be bothered to be offended when people don’t like it. What? I’m going to spend my whole life being angry because people like Dickie Bett’s or Steve Via more?
I play what I play if ya like it cool, if ya don’t, who cares?
@ huckfunn:
I have that album. Jaco Pastorius was amazing. First time I heard a fretless bass.
Bunk X wrote:
Completely Gak?
doriangrey wrote:
It’s okay. I’ve got his back.
Bagua wrote:
Ain’t nobody doin’ no half-gak here.
Bagua wrote:
Gakked to the Fuldkommen…
Update on Calo.
just
(I am on my stupid laptop so I can’t do shit,I will reply to Calo’s E-Mail tomorrow)
but….
Oh, I have a health care story too.
Possum wrote:
Meh… Probably just playin possum…
Tiger Sunsplash 1989
’nuff respect see, it’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
huckfunn wrote:
Chick Corea had some good stuff in the 70s, but Miles Davis was still outrageous in the 80s.
@ doriangrey:
As my husband says when were at that age…young and dumb.
/and yeah it comes back and hits you in the a$$ in later
years.
Hindsight is foresight ….I wish I knew now back then.
It is human nature.
doriangrey wrote:
Big-hair-ex-glam-rock-star-embarrassed-to-tell-what-band-he-was-in puts me in my place.
@ linoleumknife:
Ohhhhhh…still could not afford back then. I must say you got a good deal though.
The highlight of the day was Avideditor dragging Charles around by the nose!
Way to go avid!
Lily wrote:
Some of us get bit harder in the ass than others, cause we were, well stupider and harder headed…
Possum wrote:
Yup, that’s always amusing…
Bunk X wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Have ya looked at yer avatar lately???
Nite all!
Lily wrote:
Good night Lily…
lobo91 wrote:
I was gonna volunteer as Coach, but I’m not old enough. Can I be Hawkeye? Oh… wait.
Bunk X wrote:
You can be Woody… Now get me a beer Woody…
doriangrey wrote:
LOL THAT.
coldwarrior wrote:
Way too many opportunities for insulting snark tonight. I love it.
huckfunn wrote:
I’d go back up and fix it for you, but I’m too busy catching up with the thread. Repost the comment if it was so dang important. =)
@ Lily:
LOL, yeah and right after I finished paying it off I got into a wreck with a drunk. Life hits you hard sometimes. You have a good night Lily.
@ Lily:
XD
@ coldwarrior:
THAT just went up on Amy Oops!
With that, I’m out. See you tomorrow.
Gratuitous music recommendation – “Gum-Tree Canoe” by the late, great John Hartford. Great CD. Ever heard “Take Another Little Piece of My Heart” as a bluegrass tune ? It works. And “Lorina” is just a great tune as well.
Headbangers need not apply…
“It’s dead, Jim!”
There are bugs in the system. Good morning one and all.
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