Some people evidently have way too much time on their hands!
Dr. Seuss’s Cat… got off lightly
Note to the person wielding the pink yarn and the F hook: Dogs forgive. Cats don’t.
But wait, there’s more…
What Not to Crochet: Hello Kitty
And if this isn’t the most bastardised use of a logo and crochet……
I am pretty sure I don’t know what is.
Also see:
Still more weapons-grade humor!
Want a REAL LIFE Hello Kitty rifle? Too bad, it’s not for sale.
Hello Kitty AR-15: evil black rifle meets cute and cuddly
NOTE: “Hello Kitty” is a trademark of Sanrio, Inc. This firearm was built as a parody of the California Assault Weapon ban and this blog posting is for educational purposes and to draw attention to “Assault Weapon” gun laws and to encourage debate on such. This gun is not for sale, nor is any replica or copy of it available for sale on this site.
So called “Assault Weapons Bans” such as the now expired 1994 Clinton ban and the one still in place in states such as California seek to ban rifles that our misguided legislators feel have no purpose in civilian hands. They identify “evil features” they can use to generically classify these “military style” weapons in sweeping terms. Of course these features, such as plastic pistol grips, barrel shrouds, and bayonet lugs have absolutely nothing to do with the firearms potential lethality in the real world and are merely cosmetic features. After all, it really doesn’t matter what color the firearm is if it fires the same ammunition right? Well, in the “spirit” of the California Assault Weapon Ban I decided to do my best to alleviate the fears of my fellow citizens and gun-banning legislators when I put together a new AR-15 for my wife. Below is the result of my painstaking work to transform an Evil Black Rifle (EBR) into a Cute Pink RIfle (CPR). Introducing the Hello Kitty AR-15!
But some folks evidently DO sell Kalashnikitty T-shirts!
The AK Files Forums – Kalashnikitty shirts – winter run!
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Here kitty-kitty.
I want a Kalashnikitty tattoo. lol
NoThreat2U wrote:
Where ya gonna put it? Or is that the sort of question a gentleman shouldn’t axe?
@ huckfunn:
**wink wink**
@ NoThreat2U:
@ huckfunn:
A gentleman may ask, but a lady will never tell.
@ NoThreat2U:
Now there’s a rule to live by.
@ huckfunn:
Yep!
@ NoThreat2U:
Tell with a smile and a wink.
Mom arrested with wet T-shirt suing city
Teens arrested for flashing breasts
Contrite bank robber turns self in
Ya know anyone related to Sponge Bob?
Microbe could make fuel from exhaust
Now this is something “green” I could get behind and support. Might even be able to get me to cough up a few dollars for investment capital.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
What, no piuctures? If we can’t see what she looks like, we can’t tell if they were right to ask her to leave or not…
Women find men in red more appealing?
Iron Fist wrote:
Damn right! I need to see some evidence. What d’ya think this is; a police state? Wait a minute. Don’t answer that last one.
@ Iron Fist:
There must be something strange going on in FL lately, so many weird news stories are happening there the last couple of days.
Could it be that the lack of oil from the Deep Horizon well a contributing factor? The gubmint over-estimated the extent and maybe now people are going all tweaky for nothing.
Castro is apparently alive. How disappointing…
Malaysian state OKs underage marriage for mothers
Advocates of Anti-Shariah Measures Alarmed by Judge’s Ruling
Iron Fist wrote:
Even this obviously white boy is gonna party like it is 1999 when Fidel starts his dirt nap.
Solution to the Islamic Middle East problem: Arm the women, then leave.
@ Urban Infidel:
Light purifies…
Rasmussen: 54% of Voters Say Keep Bush Cuts
But will our elected representatives listen?
@ Iron Fist:
Purify the Ka’aba with a MOAB or three.
Some dumb blonde on Fox just said that the Wikileaks treason didn’t matter. Nothing was leaked that we didn’t already know. When it was pointed out that it might get some Afghanis killed she shrugged it off saying that we have killed a lot of Afghanis. At one point she said “Don’t we want Afghanis killed?” The fact that the Afghans killed due to the leaks are those who risked their lives to help us and without such help we might as well give up was totally lost on her and apparently the rest of the panel. I have been holding out hope that we could still win this but that hope is now dead. We will not put in the troops needed and we will not support our friends. We have no diplomatic team in place like we did in Iraq, those two idiots t Holbrooke and Eikenberry are still there. We still have the damn timeline in place.
It seems like Obama doesn’t care that confidential information damaging to the war effort was leaked. Has he said anything about it? Pressured Australia to arrest him? He must be torn, this war is now his to loose but he can’t bring himself to condemn an action that he himself would have taken if Bush was still Commander in Chief. You have to be twenty kinds of stupid to be an American ally nowadays, especially against the Taliban.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
Uncork a Bottle of Sunshine™…
@ Rancher:
Obama doesn’t want to win in Afghanistan. He told us that during the election. He’s getting his wish, because we aren’t winning in Afghanistan.
@ Rancher:
There is a persistent rumor or three that the admin knew about the leaks before they were released and was given an opportunity to stop it.
That nothing was done would fit with the whole “America is wrong and evil” apology tour Barry is constantly on.
@ Iron Fist:
Carter’s disastrous influence was felt for over a decade after he got shown the door by the voters in 1980. We may never recover from what Barry is doing to us.
Iron Fist wrote:
He wants the Taliban to win!
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
Furry, I think you’d be better off putting your money in lottery tickets. First, modern cars produce very little CO in the combustion process anymore. CO = wasted energy, so there is a real incentive to minimize it. Second, wharever CO does escape the combustion chamber will be burned in the catalytic converter. The end result is that practically no CO exits the tailpipe anymore.
So, a trickle of CO here becomes a trickle of propane here, and a trickle of CO there becomes a trickle of propane there. Simply gathering all those trickles together to get a useful amount of fuel is a huge materials-handling problem, and you have to expend energy to do it.
Here’s an analogy for you: suppose you were to build an electrical generator that burned cigarette packs and candy wrappers picked up off the street. Woo-Hoo! Free fuel! Well the fuel may be free, but getting it from the source (scattered along 1000′s of miles of roadsides) to the firebox means expending a lot of energy to reverse the entropy of the scattered fuel source.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
It’s coming.
Over at the swamp, they are justifying the Islamic Occupation of Spain.
Here is her anti-Hispanic thoughts.
Wow, the Arabic genocide of Spaniards is justified becasue the Spanish had mistreated Jews. She really is a bigot and supports genocide of and occupation. She clearly is a racist and a bigot.
Rodan wrote:
The Corrosive Hagiography of Muslim Spain by Dr. Andrew Bostom
Rodan wrote:
their ignorance of history is astounding.
@ Philip_Daniel:
It’s really disgusting their justification of genocide.
@ Speranza:
It’s an alternate universe.
@ Speranza:
This says it all…
Richard Fletcher. “Moorish Spain”, pp. 171-73
Rodan wrote:
He got rid of all the people had a decent intellect and now look who he is saddled with.
@ Philip_Daniel:
A clack of British historians came up with the fables of a Golden Age of Moorish Spain.
Speranza wrote:
The idealized narratives of Washington Irving and Heinrich Heine bear some blame for propagating these empirically-false notions…
New DOD!
LGF supports Islamic Imperialism
@ Philip_Daniel:
Yup, it’s all a lie and one not backed up by historical facts. It’s also a anti-Catholic/Latin bias.
@ Speranza:
he knows he can’t be challenged but has bigots like The Fraudalent Zionist there.
Hi everybody! I wrote up a brief note to that ever so “enlightened” blogger we know so well. If you want to take a look, by all means, do so.
@ The Osprey:
That’s who the Fraudulent Zionist supports.
@ Speranza:
I just went over there out of boredom, and what’s the first thing I see?
An ad for “Muslima.com,” which bills itself as an “international muslim dating site.”
Coincidence?
@ Morgan:
Nice blog you have
Speranza wrote:
Not too long ago we were all lamenting the end of the annual, centuries old, ‘Exploding Mohammad’ festivies in Spain over at the swamp. Remember that? That’s how much the Spanish like being under Moslem rule. They celebrating the ousting of the Mohammadans by blowing up and efigy of Mohammed every year. Imagine doing that now?
lobo91 wrote:
Do the women wear burkas?
@ Speranza:
Much thanks for the compliments; I appreciate it.
Urban Infidel wrote:
The Zapatero government would probably throw them in jail.
Speranza wrote:
I have no intention of visiting it to find out…
Only government would see this as a positive:
Western Washington Light Rail crashes no surprise to Sound Transit – 9th wreck since tests began last spring
lobo91 wrote:
That ad has been running there for quite some time, this is not some recent.
@ FurryOldGuyJeans:
Maybe that’s where he found the ‘un-Mata Hari”…
@ NoThreat2U:
I like this one.
http://skullandcrossbones.twoday.net/stories/4264470/
Wow, the last couple of DoD threads have had insane comment counts. Insane content too. LOL. I will predict more lgfers will soon troll the DoD posts now that they know they can.
Dogs look cute in crochet hats, not cats.
http://tinyurl.com/27sxa2p
@ Morgan:
Very good post!
Iron Fist wrote:
She ended up not being charged with anything, and she was wearing a padded bra (i.e., no see-through) under the tee shirt, which indicates that they were wrong.
That’s just bad PR for the water park. If they want to insist that everybody attending the water park be wearing swimsuits, then it behooves them to publicize and post that rule.
@ mtc:
Thanks!
Urban Infidel wrote:
I suggest reviving it on Sept. 11 in front of the site where they are getting ready to build that mosque.
@ mtc:
Much thanks!
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
Politicians, feet, fire. Some assembly required!
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
Me too! Except I wanna see Raul join him there. Raul is bad news too.
FurryOldGuyJeans wrote:
Florida is always that way with a disproportionate amount of offbeat news. Dunno why, but it’s true. I’ve been there any number of times and I follow the news. That’s why Fark has a special tag just for Florida.