[Originally posted here, available here.]
Mrs. Jenkins. Everyone knew her by name, yet she knew none of ours. She never spoke, except when we walked down the line pretending to stick our fingers down our throats.
Mrs. Jenkins was The Lunch Lady, and she had a hair net and a mole. She worked the serving line in the Maple Dale Elementary School cafeteria serving up fluorescent orange “sloppy joes” on buns that were more like pancakes; warm egg salad; green orbs with orange cubes (both having the consistency of PlayDoh) labeled as “peas & carrots;” and cheeseburgers consisting of a rectangular piece of asphalt roof shingle with a triangle of Velveeta. Oh, yeah… macaroni and Velveeta was available everyday.
EVERYBODY REMEMBERS MRS. JENKINS.
And now you can purchase a Mrs. Jenkins Lunch Lady Action Figure just as you remember her and make her eat that garbage while we enjoy an Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: gift ideas, Lunch Lady, Open thread, Schools
opens the door, wipes down the bar, restocks the well and wonders who drank all the tops shelf rum last night?
Sitting down and cracks open a beer!
Says, What’s up!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Cw and Rodan!
HAHAHAHA – LOL!
I remember the lunch ladys, especially in grammar school.
@ typicalwhitey:
Hello there!
@ savages_girl:
Someone help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@ savages_girl:
Spelling slipping…
Has anyone here seen this video that is supposed to be Muslims burning Christian alive?
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1466006683221&ref=mf
Is it authentic? And where did it come from?
I have no idea who Mrs. Jenkins is, but it reads like she could get a job at the Psychedelic Shack-that’s where it’s at
@ typicalwhitey:
Are they all giggly and squeeling in their rooms?
Or are they out in the living room watching tv and talking about boys?
typicalwhitey wrote:
No limericks tonight!
I ate three lunches a day back then and I still could not get over 130 pounds . Now 30 years later I have.
typicalwhitey wrote:
Put a Jonas Bro. vid in the player and they’ll stay put.
@ savages_girl:
We have 1 bedroom upstairs that is the hangout room.
All of them are laughing and stuff in there LOL
They came down a minute ago but I said, hey if Dad can’t hear his TV then the party will be over.
Back up they went LOL
@ BBEV:
Three lunches a day? How do you do that?
Well, I won’t be around anyway.
I was 8 years out from being on Active Duty. For the most part, settled in, doing the usual middle management soul-less bullshit that brought the money home. We had a sick baby at home, and 2 older monsters whose full time job it was to soil as many diapers as they possibly could.
My wife was fortunate enough to able to stay at home while I worked. My VP was a tough guy wanna be, but he could even hack air force basic. He would cut your throat to save his own. The CEO, flat out crazy. Crazy, lost, with the biggest office.
Other folks on phones start realizing something is not right in the world. Shitbird VP decides to take control of the situation, and calmly states we are being bombed. Real fucking genius. But this is no reason to stop working though. We’re being bombed, and we’ll let you know what to do next.
I called my wife, informing her to get the car filled with gas, and drive as a far out into western maryland as they could. I would catch up with them later that day.
My thoughts were on the Reactors within my general locale.
@ typicalwhitey:
Hey, at least they mind well
@ song_and_dance_man:
Thats a great idea! They are actually listening to him on their ipods.
@ savages_girl:
He’s like a hobbit with second breakfastes.
@ typicalwhitey:
I have a 14 year old girl – would you care if I sent her your way?
@ typicalwhitey:
I dunno, what with all the swooning and all ~:)
Bunk X wrote:
Don’t worry. There won’t be anymore limericks on the ont.
@ savages_girl:
Yeah they do.
savages_girl wrote:
The same way I did.
BBEV wrote:
I hear that. I hovered around 130-150 till I married. I blame my X for her love of my verboten foods that got me to where I am today.
/kinda
I guess we were lucky. At my school, I don’t remember the lunches being all that bad. But then again, I mostly made my lunches and brought them to school and would buy a milk (for a nickel). But on special occassions I got to eat in the cafeteria. Spaghetti day and then near Thanksgiving they’d have turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy. It was good.
@ Calo:
Send away. What’s one more LOL.
@ m:
I have NO idea what they see in that guy!!!
@ typicalwhitey:
Oh maaan!
>-{
@ Bunk X:
It has been so many years since I watched that movie -lol.
From June of 2007
Christians in Gaza Fear for Their Lives as Muslims Burn Bibles and Destroy Crosses
@ typicalwhitey:
Whoops.
M is this bringing something across thread?
Come on. They were worried because Obama didn’t have his ring on LOL
@ typicalwhitey:
Last night I axed if you wanted to meet me at Table 9, just to clear the air, but you’d already left. Lemme know if you want a quick private chat. All in fun.
@ Formercorpsman:
Are you talking about a real now time situation as far as the locale?
Or was it just a drill?
@ typicalwhitey:
No I want limericks!
I love the ONT at Blogmocracy
Sure can’t call it mediocrity.
If tempers may flare,
Then you simply declare
Listen mf’ers don’t fuck with me.
@ Bunk X:
Oh – it must be the post anesthesia narcotics I am on – Bunk wants a quickie with TW on the table?
Bunk X wrote:
Ah…the quaint ol’ days of meatheads and potatoes strewn about.
@ Calo:
Pass it along!
@ Bunk X:
No thanks.
You have make it clear what you think of me with your “she’s thrashing around for attention” and “she thinks she’s funny but she’s not” and “cut the personal insults”.
I honestly thought that everyone thought the limericks were all in good fun.
ESPECIALLY since you gave it right back to me with your own limericks.
But when you decided you didn’t like them anymore, instead of just saying so, you had to insult me.
You could have said it in a nice or even decent way.
You chose not to.
I have apologized to you twice.
I told you that I would not address you again.
I am doing my best to stick to my word.
m wrote:
NICE! I love it!
@ Calo:
Definitely narcotics.
@ coldwarrior:
Short and to the point! No need to get an ulcer from friends!
@ m:
Funny M!
Quick someone flash their boobs! We need a diversion!
m wrote:
precisely.
@ typicalwhitey:
Care to share?
@ Calo:
You need to share your stash with ME LOL!!
@ m:
I can’t rhyme but hey I try!
Drinking brew watching LOTR!
Hey look! SPARKLY!
@ typicalwhitey:
I’d rather have kept this private, but you’ve got it wrong. I got tired of the insults, and when I returned them you took offense. So you can insult me, but I can’t insult you. Got it.
If you wanna hold a grudge, heh, go for it. I’m done.
m wrote:
I want to watch!
Go ahead and Flash!
@ Rodan:
I did! You should have been paying attention!
Rodan wrote:
I agree
Bunk X wrote:
Hey typicalwhitey don’t trust him!
One time on Blog Talk Radio he said he had something he needed to whisper to me about.
Next thing I knew I had a toungue in my ear!
m wrote:
m got the bug for the pun
And how it is just too much fun
X has done his best
To silence a guest
And BAM, whitey now is a nun
/just in fun Bunk. I couldn’t resist.
At some point the GAZE list will surpass the READ list.
/lurking
@ Rodan:
Rodan – we still need to find you “someone”. It’s not right that you are all alone in Florida.
m wrote:
Ha! all calo has to do to flash her boobs is lift up the hem of her skirt!
@ Possum:
That wasn’t his tongue.
/sorry but he sent out the mass picture text not me!
m wrote:
Well flash again!
Bunk X wrote:
You didn’t want to keep it private or you wouldn’t have posted those comments last night.
I wasn’t offended by you, I thought your limericks were funny and better than mine.
Again, I wasn’t trying to be offensive, I thought they were all in fun. Hold a grudge? I have no grudge.
You didn’t want me to do it anymore so I am not.
I really don’t understand why you have a problem with me doing what you asked me to do.
In fact, your first comment to me tonight was:
No limericks tonight.
So…how ’bout those Mets?
@ song_and_dance_man:
Ohhh! I probably should not laugh.
Charles “Icarus’ Johnson sucks!
m wrote:
OK, but you’re gonna have to put horse-like blinders on.
It’s my arms I’m thinking about. I was gonna call a vet about them, because these puppies are sick.
@ CynicalConservative:
C to tha C! Come play with us!
/wonder if he saw that?
Staff Sgt. Salvatore Giunta will be the first living person awarded the medal, the nation’s top military honor, since the Vietnam War
m wrote:
Don’t care what it was, it got rid of my earwax!
*Singing “I can hear clearly now the wax is gone…”*
CynicalConservative wrote:
at this rate, eventually everyone will be walking in circles mumbling to their shoes
@ m:
I see all. (cue evil laugh ala vintage Bond films…)
/lurking
livefreeor die wrote:
They can’t be doing any worse than the Diamondbacks tonight.
12-2 in the 8th.
The Rockies just put some random fans in their lineup, I think. And the mascot.
@ song_and_dance_man:
That sums it up.
typicalwhitey wrote:
he did put a
at the end of that sentence…just sayin
@ Possum:
POS-SUM!!! (swats at you)
@ coldwarrior:
Still like it here, the topics are great; just fatigued scrolling over the personality spats.
/lurking
@ CynicalConservative:
ok whew! I haven’t hit the scroll over list
~:D
yet!
:-/
…
~:D
savages_girl wrote:
The old jokes are the best!
@ typicalwhitey:
Followed by a cutsey winking emoticon that you missed because you want to be pissed.
//////////
@ lobo91:
OUCH
Wasn’t it a high-scoring game for the Rockies last night as well?
@ coldwarrior:
Yes he did.
And I told him I wouldn’t do it.
@ m:
Switch back to the dimple avatar and you’ll never make the scroll list.
/lurking (damn, this tag is going to be lame if I keep typing)
@ savages_girl:
I went to the other side of the thread before she throws a crutch at him!
CynicalConservative wrote:
well when you have this many characters operating in such close proximity, one can expect some friction. the trick is to not internalize it/take it persoanlly. sometimes peeps say the wrong thing, sometimes they are having a bad day…and sometimes they are just natural born rude assholes.
we are all on the same side here.
Possum wrote:
I took lessons from Lily this week.
How are you my friend?
savages_girl wrote:
Yesterday’s game was tied 5-5 going into the 9th. A guy the Rockies just brought up from AAA was pinch running for Giambi, and he was able to steal home to win the game.
coldwarrior wrote:
My shoes say your wrong. /
@ savages_girl:
Now it’s 13-2
@ coldwarrior:
I know, it’s just been thick lately. Lots of stress all around. Hard to beat the real foes when we’re trying to kill our own.
Keep up the great work.
CynicalConservative wrote:
You are correct and I will drop it.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
heh, that what you think, my feet say your shoes are raaaaacist!
(not wearing shoes…)
@ Bunk X:
Table 9?
So – what about football last night? Great defense on both teams and a low scoring game, but I must admit, go Saints.
CynicalConservative wrote:
and oddly, even with the recent three fights, our numbers go up.
Calo wrote:
bret favre looked old by the middle of the 3rd last night.
@ coldwarrior:
I wondered if he cried after the game?
Gotta go to bed .. have to work tomorrow .. I don’t know if I will get to the thread tomorrow … I have to say now …
I am sorry for many of political beliefs after 9/11 and for some time after … because actually what makes you understand … I didn’t or could not understand everything … politically I could not get a grasp of many things … but for sure I understood that we were under attack … I remember my parents coming to the room I was in and my father telling me what happened … they knew .. they just wanted for some crazy feeling to protect me … wasn’t that weird as I was a woman of way over 40 something … I will try to write something tomorrow as to what actually my family experienced on that day … but it is only now when I try to clear my mind and digest what my parents felt after having been through the trials and all the war they experienced … not only my father having actually fought in the wars and my mother knowing the feeling of getting the telegram from the dod of my brothers wounds in Viet Nam … and then what did they think .. here it goes again and they thought it was over for most of their children … no … we have just begun on this war that we are faced with now … it is different and it will be with all our children for many many years to come …
If we think that this war is something we can see from afar ..well, we are so mistaken … it is coming and it will be near you and me … to the malls and they will decide because they know that little by little … small bombings and little instances will make a far more impact than a huge explosion … sad isn’t it … terror will come in small packages …
I do not fricking care who thinks I am weird or paranoid … it is happening and it will continue to happen unless … oh, wait … what was the common phrase on that other site for so many years .. something along the lines of islam must die … dang cannot remember .. I bet some here could .. as Cato used that phrase all the time …
So if I said I would slit the throat of any jihadi who threatened my family .. well, yes, I would and if you want to get a an idea of what real fighting and war is like … then you must be willing to not only do that but see the blood as it passes through the body and comes to the ground .. because that is what our soldiers see when they have to face this … so … we decide … if the fight comes to us … here .. are you willing to be a soldier .. we ask them to be our soldiers over there … but what if it comes here … what would you do … I have decided … and if this seems extreme than you can delete this post …
But, this day tomorrow is to remember and never forget … just like our parents never will forget Pearl Harbor .. same thing .. no matter what anyone wants to make us think … doesn’t there come a time when we make a stand … I am not a horrible person as maybe some people might think from reading my post but isn’t it time for us all to really take a good look at what is happening …
God Bless America … and God Bless our Troops … and please let us never forget …
typicalwhitey wrote:
Well, I’ll go toe to toe with you in limericks. I can take anything you may dish. But beware, as you know, I’m no sensitive type.
@ Calo:
Farve is washed up.
@ coldwarrior:
I don’t like the word old.
Makes me feel inept.
@ CynicalConservative:
~:D
/and nah it’s still cute! LOL!
@ Calo:
Doing OK, that Danials guy caused me a lot of trouble tonight.
I wanted potatoes and something like he showed on that cooking clip so I had to improvise.
Supper is being created as we speak.
@ song_and_dance_man:
@ song_and_dance_man:
They’re in agreement? You’re doing better than me!
/guess that’s why you’re the Song and DANCE man!
@ coldwarrior:
Good to hear, I want this site to continue growing. I don’t mind a good fight or argument on merits, it’s the personal digs and thread carryovers that get tiresome. I’m not guilt free either, I’ve thrown some dumb shit here when in my cups.
@ JacksonTn:
I will copy that over for you to the thread tomorrow if you would like?
coldwarrior wrote:
Using footnotes leaves me at a disadvantage.
Must unlace right quick and debrief the piggies.
m wrote:
I was in zombie mode. I snapped out of it when I tasted no brains.
Calo wrote:
he is old to be playing qback in the pros. A&P and wear and tear!
@ Calo:
I never think of that word when I think of you!
You want we should call Guido? Or strap him to that tree Natasha was talking about?
CynicalConservative wrote:
I think the key to a successful site is to follow the same rules as sensible people follow in real life.
That is, never talk about religion or politics. yep, that would work!
@ Possum:
Possum – I can’t stand another night of peanut butter toast, but that’s as good as I got here. Feed me some I-talian food, please. It’s Friday night after all!
typicalwhitey wrote:
I’ll meet you there if you like. Just say go.
@ Rodan:
I laughed when he threw an interception.
HA-HA!
He should have stayed retired…
@ m:
Now I just need to find a topic to guest contribute on.
/lurking (thinking)
@ coldwarrior:
He’s a spent force.
@ Bunk X:
Ok.
I will set up a room named….Bunk LOL
@ JacksonTn:
I think we’re all on the same page in the ‘How to Deal with Islam’ manual.
@ savages_girl:
I would be shock if he lasts the season.
@ m:
Hah! No, not that old. lol
Calo wrote:
This is going to be kind of Italian. I love Italian food. I used to live there before they threw me out…
CynicalConservative wrote:
just about everyone is guilty, some more than others. there is no reason for stalking across threads and the same fight destroying other threads that our writers worked hard to bring to us.
its not polite to the writers and its irritating to those trying to comment.
@ Bunk X:
Go.
Rodan wrote:
you might be right
@ savages_girl:
Remember Mrs. Hickey? hahah
typicalwhitey wrote:
LMAO! Yeah now Rose is going to have to clean up the mess in the morning…
@ Possum:
zzzzz.. ugy… xnork… Hmmm, you say something?
Had a conversation today relating that civility and the social contract seem to be in great shortage lately.
Ugh. What a boring world to never discuss politics and religion. Damn, sounds like work every day.
/lurking
typicalwhitey wrote:
Not necessary, just log in and click on my name. I’m already in.
http://www.table9chat.com/
@ Calo:
Speaking of old, where is our youngster – Lost, from across the oceans? I haven’t seen you for a few days. Are you OK?
@ coldwarrior:
Bingo.
@ CynicalConservative:
Seriously!? Cool! Right now there is just so much crazy going on it’s hard to choose. It’s crazy!
@ Rodan:
I second that!
Bunk X, TypicalWhitey… Kudos and thank you.
@ Possum:
Dang, banned from there too?
@ CynicalConservative:
No problem.
Thanks for pointing out the obvious LOL
It should be private.
Cut Farve a break. He didn’t attend the Vikings camp and rejoined the team with nominal training and no practice. Brees had the advantage of working with his team all summer, and with that Bret was only one score shy of winning.
@ Rodan:
I agree.
I think he will sustain some kind of injury before the season is over.
He will regret coming back…
@ savage:
Of course I remember Mrs. Hickey.
What made you think of her???
@ Possum:
What part of Italia you lived in?
@ m:
Just gotta find my niche. Maybe serious, maybe comic relief, maybe something never discussed here. In a personal grounding space.
Appreciate the open opportunity, always excited when there is a new author for a top level post.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
there comes a point where wisdom says to retire.
he hit that last night in the 4th quarter. older means MORE physical training and preparation not less…and yes i know he has a bum ankle that took forever to heal..’cause of his age….
And now for a Vodka tonic.
/lurkish
@ savages_girl:
@ coldwarrior:
He should of retired, now he’s become a joke.
CynicalConservative wrote:
just did a shot of sobieski vodka…and am minding the smoker.
soon to nap for an hour and half, get up refill the fuel in the smoker…repeat till 0900
m wrote:
I imagine it’s like that green flash that many say they see at sunset.
It was there, as I looked, but so fast I may as well have been keeping tabs on a hummingbird to count wing beats per second.
@ song_and_dance_man:
well whose fault was that?
Favre’s…
Because his wishy-washy “I quit” “I’m retired”…”now I’m not”…”I think I might want to come back”… either retire or don’t, but this waffling back and forth is becoming comical…
Rodan wrote:
he could have went out last year and been ok.
he missed too much training this year
@ savages_girl:
The Rockies won their 8th straight just now. 13-4.
They’re going to be 2 1/2 back in the NL west assuming SF beats San Diego.
@ coldwarrior:
Gotta look into that smoker stuff, sounds like very tasty results. Love grilling stuff so it seems like a natural progression. Cooking is fun for me but never looks as good as Possum’s pictures.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
i have seen the green flash, but only on the ocean
Pat Buchanan thinks Obama should send some enforcers down to Florida to keep that guy from burning korans.
Buchanan is a dope. Why would anyone pay him for his opinions?
m wrote:
yeah, and South Africa..
@ savages_girl:
the pic on the top of the thread reminded me of that screaming freakazoid
@ coldwarrior:
@ savages_girl:
@ song_and_dance_man:
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d81a6d43e/What-happened-to-the-Vikings-offense?module=HP_video
CynicalConservative wrote:
get with me when yer ready, i can save you a lot of money, frustration, and messed up food.
been at it for 20+ years…i was schooled on bbq by a fine NCO from alabama many many years ago
mjazz wrote:
buchanan is a waste of a perfectly good elite catholic education.
@ lobo91:
good news for your Rockies.
Looks like they may be play-off contenders.
Rodan wrote:
Genova mainly but worked all over.
Verona is my favorite city, Rome is too trafficy, Naples is a zoo,
Milan is quite an experience but I spent way too much time at airports there.
Venice smells funny.
Possum wrote:
i liked vincenza
@ JacksonTn:
Thanks, stole that and added to my post for the morning.
@ CynicalConservative:
I am too! I wish more people would take us up on it. Cant wait to see what you decide on!
@ savage:
HAHAHAHA!
@ coldwarrior:
Will do. Also do lots of food preserving, canning, drying, etc. but only stuff that I grow. (yeah, farm snob… sue me)
Maybe that can be my random posting niche…
Well now I need a smoke LOL
@ song_and_dance_man:
Quick draw! I got caught up in the moment and then remembered myself! LOL!
@ typicalwhitey:
Woo Hoo, she’s back!
CynicalConservative wrote:
For what? TW and I just duked it out. I’ve got a loose tooth and she’s got a black eye. We’re cool now.
@ Bunk X:
kudos for just that!
@ Bunk X:
TWO loose teeth Bunk
@ Possum:
If by “funny” you mean “smells like dead fish,” then yeah, I agree…
@ mjazz:
To smack us over the head with’em!
>:-[
@ Possum:
I like Messina, Siracusa and Palermo. I’m 1/4 Sicilian so I’m biased?
Been to Naples, Roma, Florence and Genoa.
@ typicalwhitey:
And I would have put that in a limerick……
savages_girl wrote:
Todd Helton tied Ted Williams tonight on the all-time career doubles list, with 535.
Crap! I just remembered that I posted that I’d be lurking until 9/21 last night. Well, guess that shows how reliable I am.
/gfrgblfjlsi (vogon poetry there, FYI)
typicalwhitey wrote:
You’re a bucking bronca.
CynicalConservative wrote:
why not, i post about booze and food.
go for it.
typicalwhitey wrote:
I think it should be a Rock And Roll song instead.
@ Bunk X:
Saddle up cowboy…
coldwarrior wrote:
For him to return, at(what is it(?) 40), shows he loves the game. That aside, he, the team and the V execs too, has some inkling that he still has some gas left. This season will be his last, and if he goes out with a bang or bust, it will be the ultimate swan song and end to a great career.
CynicalConservative wrote:
aaaarghghhhhhghhhhhh, my ears!!!
nothing worse than vogon poetry.
:lo:
@ Bunk X:
Maybe jazz. I know this great guitarist……
typicalwhitey wrote:
Whoa, Nellie, I gotta ice my forehead first. Just sit there and diesel for a minute.
typicalwhitey wrote:
You go to clear the air and wind up going all the way?/
@ coldwarrior:
Somehow I knew that would get a buyer. Books, not the movie.
Damn, there’s another niche.
I need to re-connect with Empire1, she tried to start a SciFi book review blog if I remember correctly.
@ song_and_dance_man:
i see him as the once great fighter that stayed in the ring too long.
CynicalConservative wrote:
thats fine, but i wont have vogon poetry or the total perspective vortex here.
@ mjazz:
Pass it along!
:-O
typicalwhitey wrote:
The screenshot you sent made up for it. Reminds me of pencil erasers. LOL
@ coldwarrior:
Naa, I’d likely start with Asimov, Heinlein and Herbert (maybe Baxter). It’d take a few months to work into Adams and Vogon poetry on the front page.
mjazz wrote:
What can I say?
I’m a cheap date.
@ typicalwhitey:
@ Bunk X:
better, thank yiz.
You know, for some reason, I could not get myself to eat a live prawn… ick…
@ Bunk X:
LMAO!
savages_girl wrote:
yeah, granted. His waffling over returning was probably due to a back deal. He got what he wanted. Another shot to lead a team in his one time exodus. I have a hunch it has more to do with Green Bay dumping him.
coldwarrior wrote:
No, thank YOU!
Private rooms are great!
CynicalConservative wrote:
adams is very accessible to everyone.
Damn. Watching a video of people falling/jumping from the towers.
Brings it all back.
good night y’all
@ coldwarrior:
Mostly Harmless.
savages_girl wrote:
if were proved not to harbor any nasties, i’d try it.
@ typicalwhitey:
Yes, that was very depressing… horrifying to watch…
CynicalConservative wrote:
and dont panic.
@ CynicalConservative:
Don’t Panic!
@ coldwarrior:
D’oh
typicalwhitey wrote:
i dont wanna know
@ coldwarrior:
HAHAHA. I just don’t want some protein source I’m eating to be still alive and squirming. I prefers it dead and preferably cooked (unless it is good sushi-quality stuff, in which case it is still dead, just not cooked…)
Good night cw
coldwarrior wrote:
Butt out.
savages_girl wrote:
Good night
savages_girl wrote:
good night.
@ savages_girl:
I remember when college kids used to swallow live goldfish.
And smash pianos.
(Showin my age.)
@ savages_girl:
!
:- x
I didn’t say a word!
typicalwhitey wrote:
Especially ones with live video streaming…
typicalwhitey wrote:
At least it wasn’t the back seat./
Not that cheap.
mjazz wrote:
and goldfish are nasty dirty fishes
coldwarrior wrote:
Is there any talk of a sea cruise with m on board?
I’ll bring a hummingbird as a timer.
savages_girl wrote:
You’re chiming in, too? I thought the private video chat between TW and me was private.
coldwarrior wrote:
You sure?
Bunk has video…..
typicalwhitey wrote:
i’m sure.
typicalwhitey wrote:
If they are octagon shaped I’ll get the room next door.
@ song_and_dance_man:
LOL
now that the bbq pit is stable temperature, i gotta reload it and get a hour or two sleep and reload again, rinse repeat.
se yinz in a little bit.
A guy says he’s going to burn a koran on the steps of the capital in Wyoming now. Buchanan: Obama, stop him!
Suppose this becomes a fad among the rebellious teens/? The mohammedans will kill us!
Bunk X wrote:
I usually lead with my head, but some folks have a different style.
mjazz wrote:
@ mjazz:
I think they get their panties in a wad over the stupidest shit.
Cartoons, burned books, I mean seriously come on!
The radicals are actually very weak.
Anyone who feels they have to dominate women is weak imo.
@ Bunk X:
OMG!
That is PERFECT!
Out. Must sleep.
typicalwhitey wrote:
Classic rock n roll punchline: “…and now I’m waitin’ for the end of time.”
*smoooch*
@ Bunk X:
Been there…done that!
Night all!
This thread has absolved a few
And for many we all say whew
It tumbled and such
But it resolved much
And with that I bid you adieu
say goodnight gracie
@ song_and_dance_man:
Nite gracie!
@ Rodan:
Night Rodan!
@ typicalwhitey:
Good night love.
Well Bunk, I think our getting along has killed the thread!
Back to fighting tomorrow night?
@ typicalwhitey:
@ Bunk X:
That lead singer has a giant pumpkin head LOL
typicalwhitey wrote:
Saturday night’s all right for fighting and Elton John sucks. Fact.
@ Bunk X:
I love Elton!
I am breaking up with you!
typicalwhitey wrote:
I know a guy who went to school with Flo and Eddie, and Eddie dances the Freddie at the end of the clip.
If anyone saw Philip Daniel’s cooking video it was boiled octopus with boiled potatoes served with a sprinkle of pepper and some olive oil.
I made the same sort of thing for my supper. How bad could a Brit screw up something as simple as that you may ask….
How is calo doing?
I didn’t get a chance to talk to her tonight much.
typicalwhitey wrote:
Then gimme the goddamn pewter ring back.
typicalwhitey wrote:
She is OK…
but hungry.
@ Possum:
How bad?
Aren’t you supposed to fry octopus?
@ Bunk X:
No I changed my mind.
I couldn’t live without you for those five minutes LOL
@ Possum:
So how bad did you mess up dinner?
Well… If you substitute a chicken breast cut to look like an octopus, seasoned and grilled on foil so it retains its octopussy shape, a few shrimp for fishyness you have the makings of a meal.
Next you take those boiled potato slices and you coat them in peanut oil, salt and Italian herbs and saute them in a very hot skillet, remember the potato is cooked you are just adding colour and crispyness to the outside.
Add some sauted green peppers (seaweed) and an insalata pomodoro (Tomato salad, basically tomato with olive oil on it) and you have a proper ENGLISH supper!
Yes I know the chickenoctopus only has six legs. You try doing one!
and a picture?
http://i55.tinypic.com/25fqc28.jpg
Thanks Phil!
typicalwhitey wrote:
I was joking with you. The pewter ring is really silver. You can keep it… for now.
Possum wrote:
Eating octopus is worse than eating a dog or a cat. They’re intelligent animals, just like squid, but without the weaponry.
@ Bunk X:
It is a chikin’
Geeze….
@ Possum:
That looks good!
@ Bunk X:
lol
Well I am getting my grandson in the morning so I must rest up….
He really is the light of my life!
Good night all.
Nite Bunkyyyyyyyy
typicalwhitey wrote:
I hope it will be. It is now in the fridge, I will slide off the tomato and nuke it and eat it just before I go to bed.
OK, now I got supper out of the way what is the topic?
tonight? I will have nightmares….
/wait for video to load then go about 18 minutes in….
Possum wrote:
Just because it has a beak doesn’t mean it’s a chicken.
PaladinPhil wrote:
What are you doing here? You’re not due for hours!
@ Bunk X:
It’s the weekend. Up late, but now off to bed. To sleep, perchance to dream…..
Nytol
Bunk X wrote:
Just had a long talk with Bunkarina. She ended up in a history class where she debated the teacher and won the argument. She was booted up into a high school honors class. LOL.
The teacher was touting the myth that Europeans (i.e., Columbus) intentionally brought disease to the native American tribes. Bunkarina argued that the colonists contracted disease from the indigenous people also, and shut the discussion down.
While we’re waiting for late-late nighters and early-early morningers to show up, here’s some toasting by U Roy.
@ Bunk X:
Good for Bunkarina. Debunkarina.
Been reading 1492. The Indians had weak immunity to viruses, but to stronger to parasites. Europeans -other way round. But parasites less deadly…
Did syphilis come from New World or is that debunked?
I love the “action” figure of Mrs. Jenkins.
I would like an action figure of Office Man.
Overlook wrote:
I don’t know. The general point is that when you have two groups of people, who have been isolated from each other, and you mix them together, there’s gonna be a swap of pathogens that one group has become immune to. The colonists were the ones who always ate it big time. Like Moctezuma’s revenge.
Overlook wrote:
After posting that in 2007, a commenter recobanized the school I mentioned, and remembered Mrs. Jenkins.
Blogmocracy needs a group of news links at the top upper right-hand corner.
Either a list, or a square of about 9 captioned pictures.
today would be;
castro saying communism doesn’t work
Castro saying amajindad sucks
Obama’s sad speech requesting $50 BILLION more dollars/ala DR EVIL
The fail-bop
current unemployment rate with article
etc
This would draw traffic. If it wasn’t too partisan, folks could get their morning news right here
A snapshot in time; The great Michael Savage on 9-11-2001
swamprat wrote:
The admins are working on an alternative format, like HotAir, to keep active threads alive for more than a couple of hours. I don’t know the details or the schedule.
@ Bunk X:
Don’t ask, don’t tell
@ Bunk X:
I do think it’s time for us to make the jump into the blog stratosphere. We have a wealth of talent and the mercurial personalities to pull it off. Of course this will require some discipline from everyone.
The truth has a certain ring to it:
MrPaulRevere wrote:
Agree. It’s been in the planning stages for a while. I think M and Savage are on it, but I don’t know the details. It’s gonna happen before November. Meanwhile, keep your 1.0 socks clean!
Have a great Saturday all, and never forget.
I’m out for tonight. Don’t forget to put your flag out tomorrow.
It’s so quiet in here. I can hear the clock ticking.
By the way, the thread upstairs has no comment box.
@ Lost:
It’s so quiet I can hear the water on the glasses drying.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years contemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
Are comments closed for the “Never Forget” post? I will not forget! I will not forget the shredded human beings on the streets of Nairobi either! I will not forget the victims of the Community Center (a true commnunity centre) in Buenos Aires nor the frightened children of Breslan. I will not forget the cause in which these atrocities took place!ROPMA!
@ African Moondog:
I think they’re waiting on that until 8 Eastern, but I’m not sure.
@ mfhorn:
Thanks, the scheduling seems to be a bit odd today. Anyway I have said my bit! I wonder if a certain ukelele plucker will plumb the depths of hypocrisy by having a similar post and at the same time trumpeting an edifice designed to strengthen the cause for which they were murdered?
Instead of the focus on korans we should put discussion why the loser GOP elites are getting all badass legal against a good woman.
@ waldensianspirit:
Because the elites do not like the thought of the hoi-polloi getting above their station.
Zip has a post on how Sarah Palin brilliantly pwns Arnold Schwazenegger which still makes me chuckle.
@ African Moondog:
Thanks, I’ll go look. Schwazenegger is a pathetic girlie man
lol! She wins again!
/There is a picture of Ted Kennedy that would superimpose that one
Free enterprise system we no have. Robber baron economics is back in style.
@ waldensianspirit:
Can I also become the CEO of a bankrupt auto manufacturer? I can do it just as well as the other guys!
@ African Moondog:
Must be nice, huh? I don’t agree these guys are worth that kind of money, but I also don’t think that under most circumstances, it’s the government’s business. Now, since the government OWNS the company, that’s one thing. But the bailouts were a bad idea, IMHO.
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I remember….
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD…… NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN …….
Why were we not told this when we were kids?
coldwarrior wrote:
That was me!
waldensianspirit wrote:
Threadworthy.