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Here’s the real question: “Would you rather look good or take a crap?” I’m really not sure what the correct answer is, but the options seem unnecessarily limiting. While you’re mulling it over, I’ve gotta see a man about an Overnight Open Thread.
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@ 1389AD:
You’re supposed to say “First.” =)
Folks,
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Sincerely,
Bunk
That’s a weird question!
Goodnight all!
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All my C2′s have been whitewashed and reposted , and all the ref. to CJ being a commie know nothing loon are now posted on C2 much to their displeasure. They have asked me to stop posting here and causing anti CJ post to apper on their lilly white blog.
Hi Mandy
Oh I forgot the link!
That was from the comments on the CNN article about the relief well drilling being restarted.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/09/13/gulf.oil.disaster/index.html?hpt=T2
LMAO!
Re: the pic. It’s amazing what one can find in the bowels of the internet.
All the oil found any where in the Gulf of Mexico from now to the end of time will be the fault of BP and the blown blow out preventor.
@ Possum:
Depends.
mjazz wrote:
Depends on whether you pamper your do?
Possum wrote:
Thanks, Possum. I really appreciate your patience and understanding. ;D
@ Possum:
Hi there!
Since I saw you last, I’ve had one of my comments deleted from Gates of Vienna. They’ll put up with pretty much anything as long as you don’t swear, but they didn’t like whatever it was I said.
Unfortunately, I don’t have enough synapses to remember for sure what it was. Probably had something to do with thermonuclear devices and the use thereof.
@ taxfreekiller:
I think oil from different sources has a unique signature and they can test it. I hope they will.
In the early days some oil washed up on the East cost of Florida and there was a big panic for a day until they tested it. It was not from the BP spill.
Bunk X wrote:
Hey at least two people on the CNN thread “liked” the post and the rest are wondering what the grossly indecent act was.
Possum wrote:
I remember reading that some oil just seeps up from cracks in the sea floor, by itself.
@ 1389AD:
Ya need to do screen caps!
Possum wrote:
Hey, I want to know what that was!
Videos, or it didn’t happen!
Possum wrote:
Different densities, different impurities, different chemical make up. Diamonds are tracked the same way.
Possum wrote:
I was tired, more ill than usual, in a VERY bad mood (and MY bad moods make Islamic Rage Boy look like Shirley Temple), and had had a few drinks.
Screen caps?
1389AD wrote:
And from the ground. I’ve seen it seeping out of the ground and running like a very slow creek.
Bunk X wrote:
I just learned recently, from watching Pawn Star—yeah, great source—, that some oil contains radioactivity that can be measured on a Geiger counter.
Hey gang. Just stopping by.
Hmmm, interesting question this overnight thread topic posted.
Well, looking good is all well and good, but there’s nothing like taking a satisfying good crap. Then you at least feel good…
And that’s my 2 cents on that…
Some people are anal retentive.
Other than that, I’m still getting over my cold, I’m tired and I’m going to take my tired self to bed…
Good night all…
savages_girl wrote:
If you can’t take a crap, you probably won’t look too good either!
1389AD wrote:
You don’t have to read it, you can visit beaches all over the world where there is no local drilling, but there are tarballs all over the beach. The The Tar Tar Pits (The La Brea Tar Pits) in So. California weren’t created by oil spills.
Conversely, those who reject anal characteristics are said to have “anal expulsive” personality types.
@ savages_girl:
It is better to look mahvelous, than to feel mahvelous.
-Fernando Crystal
mjazz wrote:
Eeew!
@ 1389AD:
I updinged it even though I couldn’t read it.
ya, but,,
The AP and Ludwiggedout etal will report BP oil kills shrimp and that will be that…
@ Bunk X:
Bunk X wrote:
Me too!
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Everything contains radioactivity at some level.
@ 1389AD:
Exactly my point!
@ Bunk X:
Well Bunk you can kiss my (redacted) you (redacted) piece of (redacted).
I know a (redacted redacted) like you is actually doing that!
Why don’t you go (redacted) yourself!!!
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Bunk X wrote:
Yeah, I know. Basic physics and all. But what I didn’t know was some oil contains radioactivity that is comparable to uranium, radium and the other NORM’s. It was a tidbit of knowledge that was new to me.
tfk and juhu comment 127 on last thread is for youse guys
sh!t happens
Hey you dumbasses buying electric cars!
WHERE do you think electricity comes from??
COAL you morons!
@ typicalwhitey:
well smurf it! I’m out of here!
@ swamprat:
What?
savages_girl wrote:
Now there’s a comment that says exactly what I was going to say. I knew that one of you would come through. Reminds me of something a friend’s dad told me long ago:
“There’s nothing more overrated than a great piece of ass, and nothing more underrated than a good healthy shit.”
@ typicalwhitey:
Yeah but I just saw on tv that they’re packaging all the carbon dioxide or something.
@ typicalwhitey:
You meant “EVIL coal”, of course!
@ typicalwhitey:
If you can (redacted).
I can (smurf)!
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Lemme tell ya a story
’bout a man named Abdul
He lived in the desert
So they said he was a fool
Then one day
He was shootin’ at some Jews
When up from the ground popped
Bubblin’ crude
Oil that is
Saudi Soda
Persian Perrier….
@ swamprat:
LOL
Bunk X wrote:
It wasn’t me.
Nobody saw me.
You can’t prove a thing.///
taxfreekiller wrote:
They will ignore the fact that there are natural dead zones in every large body of water where there are algae or bacteria blooms that deplete the oxygen levels. The gulf oil spill knocked the levels down by 20%. 70% is where it gets lethal to marine life. [No linky for that one.]
Good night all
Stalk tall and stalk straight.
Now that you brought up Obama’s wedding ring, do you think it is possible that he had to return it to the Right Rev. Wright for an upgrade because it really is a secret decoder ring.
Bunk X wrote:
As someone who suffers from a chronic gastrointestinal illness I can appreciate that. Unlike the Possum, I will spare you the disgusting details.
If you use too much hair gel, you can wash it out.
If you use too much laxative, it washes you out.
typicalwhitey wrote:
Uuuuuh…the ‘lectrical socket? Uuuhhh….
Whiskey…tango…f
@ swamprat:
You forgot evil. Big Evil Coal.
I had mentioned more that a few months ago that Foster had replaced his tanker pics with windmills. His Change has gone so far Left that he was compelled to resist showing pics of tankers because they represented the West and Big Evil Oil.
Windmills are PC and don’t detrimentally impact the environment, unless one figures out their building and footprint interrupts the habitat of real lizards and various other creatures (yes, CREATURES).
The Osprey wrote:
Heh.
@ Poteen:
I almost missed the sarc tags there. Whew.
@ song_and_dance_man:
Theme song from an old…we are talking Iran hostage crisis era…SNL routine called “The Bel Arabs”. It was a Saudi version of the Beverly Hillbillies.
From back when SNL was actually funny.
1389AD wrote:
Known as when it hits the fan.
savages_girl wrote:
When people say you’re full of it.
Lizardoid sighting at a WalMart in California!
The Osprey wrote:
Sorry to hear that, but you can use it to your advantage. Get a spare sock from Rodan or someone and post the pictures on 1.0. Be sure and get screenshots.
@ Bunk X:
Ditto that!
Okay….gotta go pick up a work colleague at the aeropuerto. Catch you all later on the thread.
@ The Osprey:
So that was an actual comment that was deleted?
I thought it was possum making a joke.
Bunk X wrote:
I was gonna put a smiley in there but it didn’t seem quite right.
Been searching for a “fart in your general direction” icon but haven’t found a good one yet./
1389AD wrote:
Darwin had a field day at Galapagos. Walmart would have fucked him up royal.//
@ mjazz:
Hey mjazz!
The Osprey wrote:
I vaguely remember that.
One of the funniest bits I ever saw on early SNL was the shoe sex short vid. It was two sport shoes that began foreplay with their laces caressing each other. Then the woman’s laces pulled out the tongue of the man shoe and began stroking it. The man shoe then got on top of the other shoe and well, it was definite shoe pron. It ended with a baby shoe popping out after. Clever, risque and very funny.
Poteen wrote:
Actually, I think they got the caption wrong. It was actually a recent sighting of Helen Thomas somewhere in New Jersey.
@ song_and_dance_man:
That sounds hilarious!
typicalwhitey wrote:
Not necessarily. One of the greatest story headlines I’ve ever seen is here.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Psssst — and they use oil, too. Shhhhh.
@ Bunk X:
Where in the hell do you find all this cool stuff??
@ typicalwhitey:
Hey there!
Poteen wrote:
One I’ve seen is in the shape of a football. It’s small and green. I’ll try to track it down for you.
typicalwhitey wrote:
I am Mr. Google.
Bunk X wrote:
What a waste of chocolate. Foster read that and wished he had a mini Tesla Coil in the back of his banana hammock for credits.
@ song_and_dance_man:
Pretty soon dork falcon is going to be a lib.
He is leaning there now.
Bunk X wrote:
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Psssst — and they use oil, too. Shhhhh.
But that oil is sanctified and no longer EVIL, because it is used for GOOD.
/now where did I leave my clue bat?
@ typicalwhitey:
“The BelAirabs”
@ song_and_dance_man:
Nay, enough nattering, Bob! (Heh, that was a joke.) Did you see this morning’s game? The Wrist Team completely nailed the Green Machine with proof of backpedaling their track history. Chuck is gonna have a hard time living that one down, throbbing rewrite and all. What’s your take, Bob?
typicalwhitey wrote:
Falcon arrived there after my exit, but from what I’ve read from him here I would say he has left the station and is headed down south on the train that was Left.
As I type this, the Stars (Grace Park too, be still my heart!) of the new “Hawaii Five-0″ are walking the red carpet on Waikiki Beach with thousands of fans waiting to watch the premier showing of the first episode on a giant outdoor screen. The venue is really impressive and it looks to be a great time. I might ride my bike down to catch the 7:30 showtime.
You guys on the mainland get it next week.
Watch it! (I hope the creators get it right.)
Then, come visit us here!
Did you know Obama was born here?
Yeah, I don’t care either.
1389AD wrote:
Nope, you’ll look like the current Speaker of the House.
AZfederalist wrote:
You misspelled “Sphinctor.” He was one of my all time favorite comic book superheroes. He gave shit to everyone.
Bunk X wrote:
Glad to be back Jack.
First of all I want to let everyone know that your tagging the Foster Kids, who are by the way in the American Blog League basement, as Gang Green was shear genius.
The husky coach has a lot to learn if he wants to climb out of the hole and be a respectable contender. But, as you mentioned last night, his team needs a rebuild. Good luck with that. There are not many Free Agents who would join his team, even with his recruitment incentives and open registration.
Evening all. Just popped in to say I survived the 9th aniversary of the new day of infamy. I and at least one other blogger made up for a certain Floriduh ministers decision ot play chicken.
And while we did not burn any korans, we sure made fluff out of em.
Disclaimer: no holy books were harmed on 9-11-10. Holeeee books were made, then made to disappear.
AZfederalist wrote:
Re: the Ring Wraith.
JeremyR wrote:
That is just, well funny. You turned a ‘holy’ book into a holey book and reduced it down from there.
@ JeremyR:
The second pic from the first link goes to 11. Was that like a last request before execution?
@ song_and_dance_man:
Not so. I took a camel raping pedophiles rantings and made THAT into a holey book.
JeremyR wrote:
Noted that you used only 22 LR in order not to waste “hundreds” of 223 rounds. Try some Hornaday VMax bullets (polymer tipped hollow-point). Great expansion, feed well through an AR and expand (lots) with little mass loss. Would make confetti out of the SV in a few rounds.
@ JeremyR:
One of these days we will have to figure out a way to make quote marks act also as sarc tags. Till then I should have said a supposedly ‘holy’ book.
Anyway, away from that; for the second pic a blindfold on the book would have been a nice touch with the Corona and Cig.
Take a crap.
If you don’t take a crap eventually you will not look too good.
/that is all
@ song_and_dance_man:
Figgered if it could have spoken it would have wanted something like that.
I skipped the blindfold since all the followers of islame can’t see that it is a bunch of BS.
@ AZfederalist:
I wanted some target practice, and was being elcheapo. Heck, I even went for the cheap cheap koran instead of a hard cover ritzy one.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Well, Bob, his recruitment strategy is in freefall right now, a reverse payola-for-granola method that’s never worked in the big time. He’s not a neophyte by any means, but it’s almost as if he’s playing in the Halloween leagues. One mask per season. Remember that, Bob? I don’t think that strategy has ever worked for anyone, and it won’t work for Gang Green either, even with the flannel funnel play. You remember that one, eh, Bob? Heh.
@ song_and_dance_man:
I thought about making a duct tape blind fold. It would have helped to hold every thing together during the exercise.
We’re not supposed to do that because theoretically more of our troops will get killed. But if we were to stoop to their level we could say every time you rape a Christian woman and force her to convert we will kill two of yours here. Of course I’m not advocating that and it’s possible what I said will be taken out of context, the reason their threats work is because we are more civilized than them.
@ JeremyR:
The Devil is in the details for them.
From the second link, a comment. “Better than burning!”
Suppose China or Russia said every time you kill one of our soldiers we blow up a mosque?
mjazz wrote:
They operate with a different playbook. But of course we all know that. There is no equal ground to be gained if a murderer is at the table when life for both is the bartering chip.
unclassifiable wrote:
Nor will you SMELL too good!
@ mjazz:
Its kinda like sticking a helmet on a pole then holding it aloft to see if it gets shot. when it does, you know generally where to look for your next target.
Islameists are not great stratigests. They jump pop and hollar a lot so they are easier to target. I guess its the notion of 72 virgins that gets em best.
Bunk X wrote:
And that’s a fact Jack. Back in the early days of the ABL there was great competition to find a seat on the Foster Kids team bench. After the purge of franchise players and the catastrophic zombie playoffs, that you mentioned on last nights show, there was a exodus that left him with only coaches of suspect abilities and a few third string players.
The Holloween night game, if you recall Jack, was a tragic loss for the Foster Kids. The upstarts from the Animal Farm team were hard pressed battling the Socks for advantage.
If you ask me Jack, I would say Foster needs to cut his losses, hair and weight if he intends on competing in a league that has left him behind.
Gonna call it a night.
new DoD thread…
I’d stay a while but I got lots to do tomorrow.
@ savage:
I’m not overly surprised, but it is a shaking the head moment.
Traveling tomorrow, so gotta get to bed
mjazz wrote:
We should have said the same.
A loooong time ago.
mjazz wrote:
Here’s my answer to THAT:
The moral high ground means capitulation to evil
song_and_dance_man wrote:
You know, Bob, sometimes I really pity the Foster Team. I really do. For years they were at the top of their game. Heck, they invented the word “butthurt” back when “butthurt” was cool, but it came back to bite ‘em. Hehe. Oh yeah, the old, “Bite Me” meme! They were in classic form. Unfortunately the entire old squad was ravaged by Petulance of the Third Kind.
Looks like the lineup is the same for tomorrow’s match, though. I bet the Girl Scouts are gonna give ol’ Chuck a run for his money after today’s dustup! Last words, Bob?
Poor Charles, if he was in his right mind he would not respond to every criticism as it just gives his critics gravitas (I hate that word but could not come up with a synonym). But he would never take my advice any in any event.
Bunk X wrote:
Well Jack, in this league there is no place for pity for pantie waists. The fall of the Foster team is a lesson in what not to do, if you want to stay respectable and compete with the other fine teams. And, who BTW, are made up of released blog athletes and free agents.
The Bite Me meme is a proven failure, and if he got that from his offensive coordinator he should fire him or bow out himself. I mean, looking at the replays of those games shows the real pwners of his team were setting him up for an epic FAIL. And that is no joke jack.
Tomorrows matches will have something to say if he once again fights with girls, and I think he will have to reach back and rely on more fruit and water to win.
Coming up is a Special from Atlas, and for WLGF, Goodnight all, Bob and Jack, off.
Seems like as good a time as any for an awesome cephalopod video.
mjazz wrote:
That is exactly right. If we want to fight the barbarians, we need to get in touch with our inner barbarian, and become barbarous. I am firmly convinced that the Muzzies would sit down and shut up if only we were willing to play the game using the same rules they do. We are talking abou t people who blow themselves up to kill little girls at birthday parties. Strategic geniuses they ain’t.
Being a Muslim by birth and converting to Christianity as an adult the Bishop knows both sides of the street VERY well.
His opinions should be given as wide a hearing as possible.
Morning everyone. Looking back, I remembered that it’s been one year since I started my photoblog.
@ PaladinPhil:
Good morning!
I find your pix to be very stimulating.
On a completely unrelated topic, I was wondering this morning if the Democrats ever stop and wonder why it is that they have to “motivate” their base so much before every election?
Or maybe they’re completely comfortable knowing that they’re the party of the people who either don’t care enough to educate themselves or that require something in return for their support other than sound governance.
@ Bumr50:
Well, this time the Ds’ task is not so much motivating their base, but GIVING THEM AMNESIA so they don’t remember what it is the Ds have done over the past 20 months.
@ Bumr50:
That’s tough thinking about sometimes. I can’t understand how people can vote for a party that raises their cost of living, treats them as children, and lies to them all the time for “the greater good”.
@ JohnH:
Very good point!
Local radio Conservative Jim Quinn is replaying the FOX News panel from last night.
Charles Krauthammer came out STRONGLY against Christine O’Donnell, showing a serious show of support for the Republican “establishment,” while Juan Williams counters with an EXTREMELY good description of what the Tea Party Movement is all about.
I agree with Williams.
YOU DECIDE.
I strongly disagree with the Hammer on this one, and more disgusted by his tone than anything.
@ Bumr50:
Same war, different battle:
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2010/09/027219.php
A little slow this morning. People burnt out from the summer or something?
@ PaladinPhil:
It’s the stress of waiting for the election. It is killing me
@ Iron Fist:
At least I don’t have a federal election to look forward to this year. Just a municipal one. Next year though we may be having a provincial(scheduled), and federal. Should be interesting to see what happens then.
@ PaladinPhil:
Hope yours goes the way ours is anticipated to go. For that matter, I hope ours goes as anticipated. It is going to be close, I think. I’ll be glad when it is over.
@ Iron Fist:
Worst case scenario, liberals win. moderate? Conservative minority. I just hope the Conservative government doesn’t step on it’s meat come election time.
What’s wrong ? I’m unable to comment upon the latest thread.
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