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Digital Streaming In An Analog World

by Bunk X ( 229 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at October 22nd, 2010 - 11:00 pm


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That’s some odd robotic whizardry there. Even little boybots need to drain the oil occasionally, just like the big bots do. Never mind the photoshoppage though, because this is a digitally enhanced Overnight Open Thread.

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229 Responses to “Digital Streaming In An Analog World”
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  1. savages_girl
    1 | October 22, 2010 11:02 pm

    Yoo-hoo! :)


  2. 2 | October 22, 2010 11:08 pm

    This thread makes me think of this song!


  3. 3 | October 22, 2010 11:09 pm

    @ Rodan:

    :lol:


  4. song_and_dance_man
    4 | October 22, 2010 11:11 pm

    Is that a Texas robot in NY?


  5. rain of lead
    5 | October 22, 2010 11:15 pm

    @ savages_girl:
    @ Rodan:
    @ Rodan:
    @ song_and_dance_man:

    hey ya’ll
    how’s the blog this fine evening?


  6. song_and_dance_man
    6 | October 22, 2010 11:16 pm

    song_and_dance_man wrote:

    Is that a Texas robot in NY?

    Or more to the point.

    Is that a Ranger Robot in the Yankee clubhouse?


  7. gulfloafer
    7 | October 22, 2010 11:18 pm

    America loves an underdog.


  8. gulfloafer
    8 | October 22, 2010 11:19 pm

    Good for Josh Hamilton!


  9. 9 | October 22, 2010 11:19 pm

    rain of lead wrote:

    @ savages_girl:
    @ Rodan:
    @ Rodan:
    @ song_and_dance_man:
    hey ya’ll
    how’s the blog this fine evening?

    Doing great!


  10. NoThreat2U
    10 | October 22, 2010 11:20 pm

    @ gulfloafer:
    Because America came into being as an underdog. Silly upstarts. :)


  11. 11 | October 22, 2010 11:20 pm

    gulfloafer wrote:

    America loves an underdog.

    Rangers weren’t underdogs. They had a better team than the Yankees this year.


  12. NoThreat2U
    12 | October 22, 2010 11:20 pm

    OK….now I am really out for the night. Peace out fine folks and behave while I am gone. :)


  13. snowcrash
    13 | October 22, 2010 11:21 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    Later gator!


  14. gulfloafer
    14 | October 22, 2010 11:21 pm

    @ Rodan:
    It’s a cinderalla story.


  15. 15 | October 22, 2010 11:22 pm

    gulfloafer wrote:

    @ Rodan:
    It’s a cinderalla story.

    They were Division Champs, they were no Cinderella.


  16. huckfunn
    16 | October 22, 2010 11:23 pm

    Did I hear that right? Mrs. Gene Autry presented the trophy to Nolan Ryan?


  17. snowcrash
    17 | October 22, 2010 11:24 pm

    @ gulfloafer:
    Big kiss, gulfloafer. Woohoo Texas! World Series in Arlington. Who’da thunk it.


  18. 18 | October 22, 2010 11:24 pm

    OMG! This was too funny!

    Bride-to-be set to say ‘I do’ — to herself


  19. gulfloafer
    19 | October 22, 2010 11:24 pm

    @ Rodan:
    Why you want to rain on it?


  20. 20 | October 22, 2010 11:25 pm

    @ Rodan:
    Reminds me of Jerry Jeff Walker’s “Pissin’ in the Wind.”
    Just sayin’.


  21. snowcrash
    21 | October 22, 2010 11:25 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    Yep. She is giving the MVP to Josh Hamilton.


  22. huckfunn
    22 | October 22, 2010 11:27 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    OMG! This was too funny!

    Bride-to-be set to say ‘I do’ — to herself

    What do ya think those kids will look like?


  23. gulfloafer
    23 | October 22, 2010 11:28 pm

    @ snowcrash:
    A-Rod wiffs at the end. You couldn’t write a better script.


  24. snowcrash
    24 | October 22, 2010 11:30 pm

    @ gulfloafer:
    Made me so happy. LOL. I grew up in Boston, so its always “anyone but the Yankees” for me. Now living in TX, this is even better! Woohoo.


  25. song_and_dance_man
    25 | October 22, 2010 11:31 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    What do ya think those kids will look like?

    Half human and turkey baster?


  26. 26 | October 22, 2010 11:32 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    OMG! This was too funny!
    Bride-to-be set to say ‘I do’ — to herself

    Reminds me of Tom Wait’s intro to “Better Off Without A Wife” from Nighthawks at the Diner.


  27. song_and_dance_man
    27 | October 22, 2010 11:33 pm

    I guess I’m gonna have to go with the Rangers. They are, after all, neighbors.


  28. mjazz
    28 | October 22, 2010 11:36 pm

    @ Rodan:
    As long as she isn’t gay/
    lol -- “a solo honeymoon” ?
    Suppose she meets someone she likes? How does she cheat on herself without her knowing?


  29. gulfloafer
    29 | October 22, 2010 11:36 pm

    The way Hamilton tuned his life around and was able to do what he did is nothing short of miraculous. That’s the main reason I’m so happy to see the Rangers win.


  30. 30 | October 22, 2010 11:37 pm

    gulfloafer wrote:

    @ Rodan:
    Why you want to rain on it?

    I’m in mourning!


  31. 31 | October 22, 2010 11:38 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    OMG! This was too funny!
    Bride-to-be set to say ‘I do’ — to herself

    OMG, I’d love to say “AMEN,SISTA!” to that one! I think I may do that too. To be honest, I only like men for one main thing: sex. Other times, I want to be left alone. Well, bikes, snowmobiles, skydiving and sports are great, but other than that? I am happier on my own.


  32. gulfloafer
    32 | October 22, 2010 11:38 pm

    @ Rodan:
    I thought you were a Tampa fan?


  33. coldwarrior
    33 | October 22, 2010 11:40 pm

    gulfloafer wrote:

    @ Rodan:
    I thought you were a Tampa fan?

    :lol:

    now that is funny right there!


  34. 34 | October 22, 2010 11:41 pm

    gulfloafer wrote:

    @ Rodan:
    I thought you were a Tampa fan?

    No way! I’m a Yankee fan!

    Like Is aid, I’m in mourning but I knew they weren’t going all the way this year.


  35. 35 | October 22, 2010 11:42 pm

    @ Bunk X:
    Here’s the rest of the song.


  36. 36 | October 22, 2010 11:43 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Imagine having to spend your life with a washed up Jazz Musician?


  37. mjazz
    37 | October 22, 2010 11:44 pm

    Wow, there is so much in here:
    http://downloads.cbn.com/cbnnewsplayer/cbnplayer.swf?aid=17933


  38. rain of lead
    38 | October 22, 2010 11:45 pm

    hahahahah
    nowthis is a great ad
    “I worked so hard…”
    there is not enough pancake makeup in hollywood to hide the bruises this ad leaves

    http://vimeo.com/16072732


  39. 39 | October 22, 2010 11:45 pm

    mjazz wrote:

    @ Rodan:
    As long as she isn’t gay/
    lol – “a solo honeymoon” ?
    Suppose she meets someone she likes? How does she cheat on herself without her knowing?

    Is she gonna bitch at herself for not picking up around the house? When she snores, is she gonna elbow herself in the ribs and say to herself, “roll over, dammit!” What’s gonna happen when she starts stealing the covers? Does she leave the toilet seat up or down?
    Too many questions…


  40. 40 | October 22, 2010 11:45 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Imagine having to spend your life with a washed up Jazz Musician?

    I’d suicide-bomb myself.


  41. 41 | October 22, 2010 11:46 pm

    @ Bunk X:

    Opening up a can of words!


  42. mjazz
    42 | October 22, 2010 11:47 pm

    @ mjazz:
    *

    This is a shocking 4 minute clip from CBN News in Paris. They’ll never
    show this on mainstream media in the US -- until the PC Police stops
    blocking such information.
    We’re not far from it. They’re doing similar things in New York every day.

    (should have added that)


  43. 43 | October 22, 2010 11:47 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Sharmuta would dream of that!

    :lol:


  44. 44 | October 22, 2010 11:47 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Imagine having to spend your life with as a washed up Jazz Musician?

    FTFY


  45. coldwarrior
    45 | October 22, 2010 11:47 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Bunk X:
    Opening up a can of words!

    cheers!

    argie malbec down the neck.


  46. gulfloafer
    46 | October 22, 2010 11:47 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Imagine having to spend your life with a washed up Jazz Musician?

    No wonder his wife left him.


  47. 47 | October 22, 2010 11:48 pm

    @ Rodan:
    I’m very tolerant.


  48. 48 | October 22, 2010 11:48 pm

    Bunk X wrote:

    Is she gonna bitch at herself for not picking up around the house? When she snores, is she gonna elbow herself in the ribs and say to herself, “roll over, dammit!” What’s gonna happen when she starts stealing the covers? Does she leave the toilet seat up or down?
    Too many questions…

    Best part is? She can do all these things other people bitch about and not have to worry about it. Snore, fart, leave the toilet seat up or down, smash dishes after dinner and throw them away instead of washing them without some spoilsport whining about it… Total freedom. When you love you, all flaws are small and all transgressions are forgiven.


  49. 49 | October 22, 2010 11:50 pm

    @ mjazz:
    What happens if she decides to split up?


  50. song_and_dance_man
    50 | October 22, 2010 11:51 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    Imagine having to spend your life with a washed up Jazz Musician?

    Well you can put roller skates on him and with the ponytail use him as a backwards pull toy. But that would get old unless you moved outward from Santa Monica every time you brought him out. The novelty would wear out once you got past the Wilshire district.

    I would give it three weeks.


  51. 51 | October 22, 2010 11:53 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    The downside is that if she ever gets a divorce she’ll lose half of her possessions by default. Then she’ll have to pay alimony to support herself.

    OMG! What about the kids? Who would get custody?


  52. mjazz
    52 | October 22, 2010 11:56 pm

    Lottery Winner


  53. 53 | October 22, 2010 11:56 pm

    @ gulfloafer:

    he’s a nasty man.


  54. song_and_dance_man
    54 | October 22, 2010 11:58 pm

    Bunk X wrote:

    What happens if she decides to split up?

    Solomon could not be reached for comment.


  55. 55 | October 22, 2010 11:59 pm

    Bunk X wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    The downside is that if she ever gets a divorce she’ll lose half of her possessions by default. Then she’ll have to pay alimony to support herself.
    OMG! What about the kids? Who would get custody?

    LMAO… Well, at least she’ll lose it to herself. So she’ll have fun collecting it and receiving paychecks every 2 weeks for nothing. BTW, there is another proof I was the one wearing the pants in my now-defunct (for 2 years, thank Ceiling Cat!) marriage— I lost all my capital, my ex (who is, allegedly, a man) wiping me out, financially.


  56. mjazz
    56 | October 23, 2010 12:01 am

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    You had a joint account?


  57. 57 | October 23, 2010 12:02 am

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    What an asshole!


  58. rain of lead
    58 | October 23, 2010 12:04 am

    things to make you go hmmmmm

    For First Time, Model Has G.O.P. Favored to Win 50-Plus House Seats

    Republican chances of taking over the House are now up to 80 percent, according to the FiveThirtyEight forecast model; they had been 75 percent two days ago.

    In an average simulation, the model projected that the Republicans will control 230 seats when the new Congress convenes in January; that would reflect a 51-seat gain from their current standing and would be close to the 54-seat gain that they achieved in 1994. This is the first time we have published a forecast putting the Republican over-under line at a number higher than 50 seats.


  59. coldwarrior
    59 | October 23, 2010 12:04 am

    time for the unofficial anthem of the OOT

    ahhh…rammstein.


  60. 60 | October 23, 2010 12:06 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    Oh, hell YEAH!


  61. mjazz
    61 | October 23, 2010 12:06 am

    LOL


  62. coldwarrior
    62 | October 23, 2010 12:09 am

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    Oh, hell YEAH!

    du hast mich!

    soothing, is it not?


  63. 63 | October 23, 2010 12:09 am

    My theme!


  64. coldwarrior
    64 | October 23, 2010 12:10 am

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    Oh, hell YEAH!

    more…ich will


  65. 65 | October 23, 2010 12:12 am


  66. song_and_dance_man
    66 | October 23, 2010 12:13 am


  67. 67 | October 23, 2010 12:13 am

    I may be labeled a sick freak, but in the context of Rammstein, German language sounds sexy! And no, I am not a Nazi! LOL


  68. 68 | October 23, 2010 12:15 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    @ PrincessNatasha:
    @ mjazz:
    @ song_and_dance_man:
    @ Bunk X:
    @ rain of lead:

    Can’t beat the greatest guitarist ever!


  69. coldwarrior
    69 | October 23, 2010 12:17 am

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    I may be labeled a sick freak, but in the context of Rammstein, German language sounds sexy! And no, I am not a Nazi! LOL

    german is the superior language for industrial music.

    rammstein in english just doesn’t work


  70. 70 | October 23, 2010 12:17 am

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    This is a sick freak!


  71. Opilio
    71 | October 23, 2010 12:17 am

    rain of lead wrote:

    things to make you go hmmmmm

    FiveThirtyEight was pretty accurate back on 2008. I remember because his predictions kept pissing me off. Hope he’s right this time.


  72. song_and_dance_man
    72 | October 23, 2010 12:18 am

    @ Rodan:

    Yeah, just what I needed to hear. Return to the Other Forever.


  73. rain of lead
    73 | October 23, 2010 12:18 am

    @ Rodan:

    aaaggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
    it burns, it burns
    make it stop ppllleeeaaaaasssseeeee


  74. 74 | October 23, 2010 12:19 am

    coldwarrior wrote:

    german is the superior language for industrial music.

    Industrial music, for me, takes second place only to classical. I love it!


  75. 75 | October 23, 2010 12:21 am

    Rodan wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    What an asshole!

    Reminds me of this song.


  76. coldwarrior
    76 | October 23, 2010 12:22 am

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    before they were rammstein, they were schreikback


  77. 77 | October 23, 2010 12:22 am

    @ Bunk X:

    Classic song!


  78. 78 | October 23, 2010 12:22 am

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Never forget that you picked him. ;)


  79. song_and_dance_man
    79 | October 23, 2010 12:23 am

    @ Rodan:

    If you notice Foster was playing the very riffs that Stanley was. I’m sure Foster learned those riffs from Jordan and not the other way round.

    Can you say Parrot?


  80. gulfloafer
    80 | October 23, 2010 12:25 am

    Sleep tight and don’t let the Icarus bit … the pillow that is.


  81. rain of lead
    81 | October 23, 2010 12:26 am

    gulfloafer wrote:

    Sleep tight and don’t let the Icarus bit … the pillow that is.

    *blink**blink*
    bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


  82. 82 | October 23, 2010 12:29 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Never forget that you picked him.

    That’s foul!

    :lol:


  83. rain of lead
    83 | October 23, 2010 12:32 am

    Rodan wrote:

    Bunk X wrote:
    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Never forget that you picked him.
    That’s foul!

    HEY!
    the best lessons that stick with us the most are the ones that hurt(alot) or cost us money (again, alot)


  84. 84 | October 23, 2010 12:33 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Never forget that you picked him.

    Sorry! No go, there. Can’t blame me any more than you can blame any other smart people who fall victim to fraud. Sometimes a fraud is artfully executed, and is perpetrated exploiting another person’s best traits of character. So, whatever!


  85. coldwarrior
    85 | October 23, 2010 12:33 am

    rain of lead wrote:

    Rodan wrote:
    Bunk X wrote:
    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Never forget that you picked him.
    That’s foul!

    HEY!
    the best lessons that stick with us the most are the ones that hurt(alot) or cost us money (again, alot)

    true words right there…pain is an excellence teacher.


  86. 86 | October 23, 2010 12:34 am

    Rodan wrote:

    Bunk X wrote:
    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Never forget that you picked him.

    That’s foul!

    No foul intended. The woman is always the one who chooses. Reminds me of this song:


  87. 87 | October 23, 2010 12:35 am

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    Bunk X wrote:
    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Never forget that you picked him.
    Sorry! No go, there. Can’t blame me any more than you can blame any other smart people who fall victim to fraud. Sometimes a fraud is artfully executed, and is perpetrated exploiting another person’s best traits of character. So, whatever!

    I’m not exempt. Been there, done that. =)


  88. 88 | October 23, 2010 12:35 am

    mjazz wrote:

    LOL

    This is EXACTLY what NPR just did during Fundraising Week!


  89. 89 | October 23, 2010 12:36 am

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    It’s like saying a woman is to blame for getting raped because she wore “slutty” clothes. Nonsense, right on its face! Nice try though…


  90. snork
    90 | October 23, 2010 12:37 am

    1389AD wrote:

    This is EXACTLY what NPR just did during Fundraising Week!

    More like Chuck.


  91. 91 | October 23, 2010 12:38 am

    My only “guilt” is not realizing to what depths of depravity a supposedly human being can fall. Not just “not realizing”, but not believing it possible.


  92. mjazz
    92 | October 23, 2010 12:38 am

    @ 1389AD:
    Good comparison!


  93. 93 | October 23, 2010 12:40 am

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    My only “guilt” is not realizing to what depths of depravity a supposedly human being can fall. Not just “not realizing”, but not believing it possible.

    Humans are evil and will destroy the happiness of another. Stick with an animal is you want loyalty.


  94. 94 | October 23, 2010 12:40 am

    snork wrote:

    1389AD wrote:
    This is EXACTLY what NPR just did during Fundraising Week!
    More like Chuck.

    That too. Except Chuck isn’t funny, and this guy is.


  95. 95 | October 23, 2010 12:40 am

    snork wrote:

    1389AD wrote:
    This is EXACTLY what NPR just did during Fundraising Week!
    More like Chuck.

    Who can be like Chuck!


  96. 96 | October 23, 2010 12:41 am

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    My only “guilt” is not realizing to what depths of depravity a supposedly human being can fall. Not just “not realizing”, but not believing it possible.

    You’re still young. There’s nothing that supposedly human beings won’t do, if they have too little self-control and/or no conscience.


  97. Alberta Oil Peon
    97 | October 23, 2010 12:42 am

    @ Bunk X:
    What do you bet that gal is crazy, like a fox? She looks like quite a cutie. Anyone here willing to bet that she doesn’t get a mitt-full of marriage proposals from eligible men, all offering to solve her dilemma?


  98. 98 | October 23, 2010 12:42 am

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    It’s like saying a woman is to blame for getting raped because she wore “slutty” clothes. Nonsense, right on its face! Nice try though…

    Not at all. It takes two to tango. I’ve been scammed myself. Fortunately I saw it coming and got out before it happened, and counter-scammed.


  99. 99 | October 23, 2010 12:42 am

    @ 1389AD:

    Chuck’s collapse is funny!


  100. 100 | October 23, 2010 12:43 am

    Rodan wrote:

    snork wrote:
    1389AD wrote:
    This is EXACTLY what NPR just did during Fundraising Week!
    More like Chuck.
    Who can be like Chuck!

    This clown. All he needs is a stack of cookbooks!


  101. 101 | October 23, 2010 12:43 am

    Rodan wrote:

    Humans are evil and will destroy the happiness of another. Stick with an animal is you want loyalty.

    I found I do not need anyone’s loyalty. Nor do I need to share my life with anyone to an extent a married person does, or even a “seriously involved” one. I have friends, and I cherish them. I have parents and other family, and I treasure them. Everything else is just fun and is a bonus. Once it gets too “involved” I back the hell out. Some call it abnormal, I call it independence.


  102. rain of lead
    102 | October 23, 2010 12:44 am

    @ Bunk X:

    a touching tender song


  103. 103 | October 23, 2010 12:44 am

    snork wrote:

    1389AD wrote:
    This is EXACTLY what NPR just did during Fundraising Week!
    More like Chuck.

    Welcome back. Pudwank missed you.


  104. mjazz
    104 | October 23, 2010 12:45 am

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    I made that mistake myself.


  105. 105 | October 23, 2010 12:45 am

    Rodan wrote:

    @ 1389AD:
    Chuck’s collapse is funny!

    In some ways it is; in other ways, he has hurt too many other people and he did harm our cause for a time (though not permanently).


  106. 106 | October 23, 2010 12:48 am

    Rodan wrote:

    snork wrote:
    1389AD wrote:
    This is EXACTLY what NPR just did during Fundraising Week!
    More like Chuck.

    Who can be like Chuck!

    ME! ME! ME! MAKE ME AN ADMIN! I CAN BE LIKE CHUCK IF YOU WANT!
    …dang. Just showed my cards…


  107. mjazz
    107 | October 23, 2010 12:49 am

    The Juan Williams affair made news in Europe also.


  108. coldwarrior
    108 | October 23, 2010 12:49 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    ME! ME! ME! MAKE ME AN ADMIN! I CAN BE LIKE CHUCK IF YOU WANT!
    …dang. Just showed my cards…

    and that is just what we need

    ;)


  109. 109 | October 23, 2010 12:52 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    Misdeal. Please reshuffle.


  110. coldwarrior
    110 | October 23, 2010 12:53 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    Misdeal. Please reshuffle.

    from which deck?


  111. rain of lead
    111 | October 23, 2010 12:53 am

    little things that piss me off


  112. coldwarrior
    112 | October 23, 2010 12:56 am

    :)

    dethklok…the cartoon


  113. 113 | October 23, 2010 12:56 am

    coldwarrior wrote:

    Bunk X wrote:
    @ coldwarrior:
    Misdeal. Please reshuffle.

    from which deck?

    The poop deck works for me.


  114. 114 | October 23, 2010 12:57 am

    @ Bunk X:

    Who would want to be like Chuck? I don’t wish that on anyone!

    :lol:


  115. 115 | October 23, 2010 12:58 am

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Bunk X:
    Who would want to be like Chuck? I don’t wish that on anyone!

    Chuck probably doesn’t even want to be like Chuck.

    It certainly hasn’t been working out very well for him!


  116. 116 | October 23, 2010 12:59 am

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Bunk X:
    Who would want to be like Chuck? I don’t wish that on anyone!

    Halloween’s coming up. I could be Chuck, but then I’d have to destroy this blog in order to do it right.


  117. coldwarrior
    117 | October 23, 2010 1:00 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    Rodan wrote:
    @ Bunk X:
    Who would want to be like Chuck? I don’t wish that on anyone!

    Halloween’s coming up. I could be Chuck, but then I’d have to destroy this blog in order to do it right.

    i hand out candy to the kids wearing a suit and a nixon mask.

    it’s funny as hell.


  118. 118 | October 23, 2010 1:00 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    Rodan wrote:
    @ Bunk X:
    Who would want to be like Chuck? I don’t wish that on anyone!

    Halloween’s coming up. I could be Chuck, but then I’d have to destroy this blog in order to do it right.

    Oh, wait! Chuck CAN’T destroy this blog! I’m in.


  119. mjazz
    119 | October 23, 2010 1:04 am

    COOKIE MONSTER


  120. 120 | October 23, 2010 1:05 am

    Anyway, Chuck is a wanker, and Starbuck’s Liqueur, while sounding sissy, packs a hell of a punch, so good night to all!


  121. coldwarrior
    121 | October 23, 2010 1:05 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    Bunk X wrote:
    Rodan wrote:
    @ Bunk X:
    Who would want to be like Chuck? I don’t wish that on anyone!
    Halloween’s coming up. I could be Chuck, but then I’d have to destroy this blog in order to do it right.

    Oh, wait! Chuck CAN’T destroy this blog! I’m in.

    we could threaten to delete everything before 2009.


  122. m
    122 | October 23, 2010 1:05 am

    @ Bunk X:

    He wields no powah here! bwa haha ha ha ha ha


  123. coldwarrior
    123 | October 23, 2010 1:05 am

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    Anyway, Chuck is a wanker, and Starbuck’s Liqueur, while sounding sissy, packs a hell of a punch, so good night to all!

    heh.

    g’night


  124. m
    124 | October 23, 2010 1:06 am

    Goodnight Princess!


  125. coldwarrior
    125 | October 23, 2010 1:08 am

    fun!


  126. 126 | October 23, 2010 1:09 am

    coldwarrior wrote:

    Bunk X wrote:
    Rodan wrote:
    @ Bunk X:
    Who would want to be like Chuck? I don’t wish that on anyone!
    Halloween’s coming up. I could be Chuck, but then I’d have to destroy this blog in order to do it right.
    i hand out candy to the kids wearing a suit and a nixon mask.
    it’s funny as hell.

    I bet it is.

    I live in an RV park. A few kids live here, but they’re conservative Christians who don’t do Halloween. No other kids come here.


  127. coldwarrior
    127 | October 23, 2010 1:10 am

    1389AD wrote:

    coldwarrior wrote:
    Bunk X wrote:
    Rodan wrote:
    @ Bunk X:
    Who would want to be like Chuck? I don’t wish that on anyone!
    Halloween’s coming up. I could be Chuck, but then I’d have to destroy this blog in order to do it right.
    i hand out candy to the kids wearing a suit and a nixon mask.
    it’s funny as hell.
    I bet it is.
    I live in an RV park. A few kids live here, but they’re conservative Christians who don’t do Halloween. No other kids come here.

    i figure just the image of dick nixon scares the stuffing out of any bad spirits, and some of the parents and grand parents.


  128. m
    128 | October 23, 2010 1:11 am

    @ 1389AD:

    I’ve done Halloween at an RV Park before. It was pret-ty dang cool, lol. My younguns loved it.


  129. The Osprey
    129 | October 23, 2010 1:12 am

    coldwarrior wrote:

    i hand out candy to the kids wearing a suit and a nixon mask.

    it’s funny as hell.

    Do you hold your hands up in the air doing the “v” sign, shake your jowls at them and say “I am not a crook”? LOL.

    At one of the companies I worked for in the Silicon Valley back in the 90′s we had a 70′s theme Halloween party and I came dressed in a suit with a Nixon mask. They played disco music and I did the Funky Nixon dance.


  130. coldwarrior
    130 | October 23, 2010 1:12 am

    hysterical:


  131. 131 | October 23, 2010 1:14 am

    m wrote:

    @ 1389AD:
    I’ve done Halloween at an RV Park before. It was pret-ty dang cool, lol. My younguns loved it.

    I suppose we’ll have a little candy on hand in case kids do show up. But I’d be surprised if any do. There weren’t any last year, AFAIK.


  132. coldwarrior
    132 | October 23, 2010 1:14 am

    The Osprey wrote:

    Do you hold your hands up in the air doing the “v” sign, shake your jowls at them and say “I am not a crook”? LOL.

    oh, hell yes…i even say things like ‘even i could go to china’

    :lol:


  133. 133 | October 23, 2010 1:15 am

    m wrote:

    @ Bunk X:
    He wields no powah here! bwa haha ha ha ha ha

    I was thinking that we could all be Chuck on Halloween, but I don’t think it would work. Too much cut-and-paste and self-worship.


  134. 134 | October 23, 2010 1:15 am

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Night! Don’t let Chuck appear in your dreams!

    :lol:


  135. coldwarrior
    135 | October 23, 2010 1:16 am

    1389AD wrote:

    m wrote:
    @ 1389AD:
    I’ve done Halloween at an RV Park before. It was pret-ty dang cool, lol. My younguns loved it.
    I suppose we’ll have a little candy on hand in case kids do show up. But I’d be surprised if any do. There weren’t any last year, AFAIK.

    we are very popular because we hand out handfuls of the good stuff: twix, kit kat kitteh, and butterfinger. and the kids get a good dose of detante…i need a kissenger to help me tho.


  136. 136 | October 23, 2010 1:16 am

    @ 1389AD:

    I live in an RV park. A few kids live here, but they’re conservative Christians who don’t do Halloween. No other kids come here.

    Then go door-to-door and force feed the little bastards. ;)


  137. coldwarrior
    137 | October 23, 2010 1:16 am

    and why not


  138. 138 | October 23, 2010 1:17 am

    @ Bunk X:

    Hey how about selling Chuck masks?

    :lol:


  139. coldwarrior
    139 | October 23, 2010 1:17 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    @ 1389AD:
    I live in an RV park. A few kids live here, but they’re conservative Christians who don’t do Halloween. No other kids come here.
    Then go door-to-door and force feed the little bastards.

    EAT THIS CANDY OR I’LL RIP YOUR LIPS OFF!!!

    :lol:


  140. mjazz
  141. m
    141 | October 23, 2010 1:19 am

    @ 1389AD:

    This park did Halloween up! Decorations and all ~:)


  142. rain of lead
    142 | October 23, 2010 1:20 am

    some times it seems like a great day to whoop sombodys ass


  143. 143 | October 23, 2010 1:21 am

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Bunk X:
    Hey how about selling Chuck masks?

    That’s a great idea. Coming up! XD


  144. mjazz
    144 | October 23, 2010 1:21 am

    That was in Russia. She just missed it.


  145. coldwarrior
    145 | October 23, 2010 1:23 am

    @ mjazz:

    well. on the m23!


  146. 146 | October 23, 2010 1:23 am

    BBL. Stuff happens. ;)


  147. coldwarrior
    147 | October 23, 2010 1:26 am

    mjazz wrote:

    That was in Russia. She just missed it.

    what was??


  148. coldwarrior
    148 | October 23, 2010 1:29 am

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    hysterical


  149. mjazz
    149 | October 23, 2010 1:29 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    The wolves, I believe. No?


  150. The Osprey
    150 | October 23, 2010 1:30 am

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Bunk X:

    Hey how about selling Chuck masks?

    You could have two complete Chucky costume sets. You’ve got the young thin hip geetarist Chucky costume with hippie wig and the orange overalls, and then the bloated blogger Chucky costume with a greying ponytail, jowly mask and simulated paunch underneath the dirty gray t-shirt and flannel.


  151. 151 | October 23, 2010 1:32 am

    @ The Osprey:

    :lol: !


  152. The Osprey
    152 | October 23, 2010 1:32 am

    @ coldwarrior:

    He must have used a Star Wars lego set to create that…Darth Vader is in the audience and the drummer looks like Luke Skywalker. LOL.


  153. coldwarrior
    153 | October 23, 2010 1:33 am

    mjazz wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    The wolves, I believe. No?

    ok…that makes sense.

    it doesn’t say where the vid was filmed. and the big m on the street might suggest england but they arent driving on the wrong side of the raod


  154. The Osprey
    154 | October 23, 2010 1:34 am

    I want an Obama mask for Halloween. Or a Pelosi mask.


  155. coldwarrior
    155 | October 23, 2010 1:34 am

    The Osprey wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    He must have used a Star Wars lego set to create that…Darth Vader is in the audience and the drummer looks like Luke Skywalker. LOL.

    rammstein’s drummer IS luke skywalker.


  156. coldwarrior
    156 | October 23, 2010 1:35 am

    more


  157. 157 | October 23, 2010 1:37 am

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  158. coldwarrior
    159 | October 23, 2010 1:39 am

    The Osprey wrote:

    I want an Obama mask for Halloween. Or a Pelosi mask.

    wear a bullet proof vest!

    are you gonna take all the candy as tax OR because it isnt ‘healthy’


  159. mjazz
    160 | October 23, 2010 1:40 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    No, I checked the link at the bottom & it took me to the youtube version which says it was in Russia.


  160. rain of lead
    161 | October 23, 2010 1:40 am

    @ rain of lead:

    these guys have a good stock also

    http://www.halloweenstore.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?


  161. mjazz
    162 | October 23, 2010 1:41 am

    @ The Osprey:
    Hey, look, we want to scare the kids, not scar them for life/ 8)


  162. rain of lead
    163 | October 23, 2010 1:42 am

    @ rain of lead:

    hahahaha
    there’s a zombie obama


  163. coldwarrior
    164 | October 23, 2010 1:42 am

    :lol:


  164. coldwarrior
    165 | October 23, 2010 1:44 am

    mjazz wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    No, I checked the link at the bottom & it took me to the youtube version which says it was in Russia.

    then it makes sense.


  165. rain of lead
    166 | October 23, 2010 1:45 am

    ok ya’ll
    CW is drunk
    we need to take the keyboard away from him before he gets hurt


  166. coldwarrior
    167 | October 23, 2010 1:46 am

    rain of lead wrote:

    ok ya’ll
    CW is drunk
    we need to take the keyboard away from him before he gets hurt

    :lol:

    gummy bears!

    that was sooo annoying!


  167. mjazz
    168 | October 23, 2010 1:48 am

    I chewed gummi bears to get through nicotine withdrawal.
    Wasn’t easy.


  168. The Osprey
    169 | October 23, 2010 1:50 am

    You could scare the bejabbers out of libs with this DICK CHENEY mask!

    HALIBURTON! HALIBURTON! WHARBLGARBLGARBL!


  169. coldwarrior
    170 | October 23, 2010 1:51 am

    mjazz wrote:

    I chewed gummi bears to get through nicotine withdrawal.
    Wasn’t easy.

    mmm, glucose doesnt do the same thing to the brain as nicotine…i know…i quit cold turkey. it sucked ass for the first 3 weeks.


  170. rain of lead
    171 | October 23, 2010 1:51 am

    ok ya’ll
    out
    gotta day off with no chores to do, so I’m gonna spend it doing fun stuff with my young’un
    sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep now


  171. coldwarrior
    172 | October 23, 2010 1:52 am

    The Osprey wrote:

    You could scare the bejabbers out of libs with this DICK CHENEY mask!
    HALIBURTON! HALIBURTON! WHARBLGARBLGARBL!

    do they have a chimpeymcbushhitler mask?


  172. coldwarrior
    173 | October 23, 2010 1:52 am

    @ rain of lead:

    night


  173. mjazz
    174 | October 23, 2010 1:57 am

    Hey, what language is this?
    This is freaken funny, this kid hacks into a tv program and they read his comments on the teleprompter.


  174. The Osprey
    175 | October 23, 2010 1:58 am

    Praise be to Gaia, it’s the Goreacle!

    I could spread ManBearPig awareness with that one!


  175. mjazz
    176 | October 23, 2010 1:58 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    No, it wasn’t the drug aspect. I needed something to gnaw on.


  176. coldwarrior
    177 | October 23, 2010 1:59 am

    @ mjazz:

    dutch


  177. mjazz
    178 | October 23, 2010 1:59 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    Worse thing I ever quit.


  178. coldwarrior
    179 | October 23, 2010 2:00 am

    mjazz wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    No, it wasn’t the drug aspect. I needed something to gnaw on.

    heh, i needed people to beat on.

    it was not a fun time here.


  179. The Osprey
    180 | October 23, 2010 2:01 am

    coldwarrior wrote:

    do they have a chimpeymcbushhitler mask?

    Yeah but it looks more like Andy Griffiths than GWB….


  180. coldwarrior
    181 | October 23, 2010 2:01 am

    mjazz wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    Worse thing I ever quit.

    i still occasionally have a dream where i put in a big ole skoal wintergreen longcut or fire up a camel.

    i am very bad with nicotine. i cant even have a cigar now or i would slip right back into the habits.


  181. mjazz
    182 | October 23, 2010 2:01 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    Dank je.


  182. coldwarrior
    183 | October 23, 2010 2:02 am

    rammstein gets all pyro


  183. coldwarrior
    184 | October 23, 2010 2:04 am

    mjazz wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    Dank je.

    bitte sehr

    (colloquial)


  184. mjazz
    185 | October 23, 2010 2:05 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    It’s been maybe 15 years or more and I never get the urge, but a couple weeks ago I’m walking through the parking lot and the thought came along “A cigarette would be nice right now.” It was scary, kinda, because I know what would happen.


  185. 186 | October 23, 2010 2:05 am

    mjazz wrote:

    Hey, what language is this?
    This is freaken funny, this kid hacks into a tv program and they read his comments on the teleprompter.

    It’s Dutch.

    My first thought was…I wonder whether anybody has ALREADY hacked into TOTUS!

    If they did, would we ever KNOW?


  186. mjazz
    187 | October 23, 2010 2:06 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    Google doesn’t recognize that, hmm.


  187. coldwarrior
    188 | October 23, 2010 2:08 am

    mjazz wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    It’s been maybe 15 years or more and I never get the urge, but a couple weeks ago I’m walking through the parking lot and the thought came along “A cigarette would be nice right now.” It was scary, kinda, because I know what would happen.

    yep…the nicotine molecule fits so perfectly in the neural gaps (its called the nicotinic receptors for a reason) that the adiction is never really gone.


  188. coldwarrior
    189 | October 23, 2010 2:08 am

    mjazz wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    Google doesn’t recognize that, hmm.

    colloquial high german…its an accent like ‘yinz’


  189. mjazz
    190 | October 23, 2010 2:13 am

    @ coldwarrior:
    I think I read that when you smoke the brain creates more of them.
    I know there are receptor sites for the opiates, also. I’m not sure about alcohol.


  190. coldwarrior
    191 | October 23, 2010 2:17 am

    mjazz wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    I think I read that when you smoke the brain creates more of them.
    I know there are receptor sites for the opiates, also. I’m not sure about alcohol.

    yes, on the first staement.

    yes on the second.

    no on the third. alcohol isnt a neurotransmitter.
    its a CNS depressant


  191. coldwarrior
    192 | October 23, 2010 2:18 am

    shhhhh….


  192. coldwarrior
    193 | October 23, 2010 2:19 am

    The Osprey wrote:

    coldwarrior wrote:

    do they have a chimpeymcbushhitler mask?

    Yeah but it looks more like Andy Griffiths than GWB….

    that mask aint even close


  193. coldwarrior
    194 | October 23, 2010 2:24 am

    more shhhhh…..


  194. coldwarrior
    195 | October 23, 2010 2:28 am

    heh…i put the thread to sleep.

    good night.


  195. MrPaulRevere
    196 | October 23, 2010 2:39 am

    Juan Williams is pissed, as he should be. I love authentic anger, especially when it’s aimed in the right direction: http://hotair.com/archives/2010/10/22/quotes-of-the-day-490/


  196. mjazz
    197 | October 23, 2010 2:44 am

    @ MrPaulRevere:
    I noticed on tv he looks hurt, also. Can’t blame the dude.
    Totally blindsided.


  197. MrPaulRevere
    198 | October 23, 2010 2:48 am

    @ mjazz:
    Blindsided is right. It was a totally subjective decision to fire him. After all of those years of carrying water for liberalism, this is his reward.


  198. 199 | October 23, 2010 2:53 am

    @ The Osprey:
    Shhh! I got it.


  199. MrPaulRevere
    200 | October 23, 2010 3:04 am

    @ The Osprey:
    Now THAT was funny!


  200. 201 | October 23, 2010 3:05 am

    mjazz wrote:

    Hey, what language is this?
    This is freaken funny, this kid hacks into a tv program and they read his comments on the teleprompter.

    LOL! He speeds up the teleprompter! Love to see Obama try to cope with that!


  201. 202 | October 23, 2010 3:07 am

    [...] Now before me segue into something completely different, here’s a link to a kid who hacked into a news broadcast. First he speeds up the feed, then he tossed in his own commentary. (Here, with subtitles. Tip o’ the Tarboosh to mjazz.) [...]


  202. MrPaulRevere
    203 | October 23, 2010 3:15 am

    Behold the wit and wisdom of Charles Johnson. Even at snark he is an epic fail: via twitter I get scared whenever I take a flight with a bunch of Amish people in traditional garb. They don’t fool me with that butter churning act.


  203. MrPaulRevere
    204 | October 23, 2010 3:16 am

    I get scared whenever I take a flight with a bunch of Amish people in traditional garb. They don’t fool me with that butter churning act.


  204. mjazz
    205 | October 23, 2010 3:18 am

    @ MrPaulRevere:
    I think he’s seen the light.


  205. mjazz
    206 | October 23, 2010 3:20 am

    @ MrPaulRevere:
    Of all the people to mock. They were totally forgiving when that outsider killed some of them for no reason.
    Exact opposites of muzzlims.


  206. mjazz
    207 | October 23, 2010 3:21 am

    @ Bunk X:
    It would be cool to change the words ever so slightly to mean something different. He wouldn’t even notice.


  207. 208 | October 23, 2010 3:21 am

    @ 1389AD:
    There was an episode that the TOTUS put up Obama’s own introduction, and he read it. I think it happened in Ireland.


  208. MrPaulRevere
    210 | October 23, 2010 3:30 am

    mjazz wrote:

    @ MrPaulRevere:
    Of all the people to mock. They were totally forgiving when that outsider killed some of them for no reason.
    Exact opposites of muzzlims.

    Excellent point. Only Christians are held up for mockery at the sewer now. Have a great Saturday all.


  209. mjazz
    211 | October 23, 2010 3:35 am

    I think I’ll learn Portuguese
    Drugs legal

    only kidding 8)


  210. mjazz
    212 | October 23, 2010 3:42 am

    @ MrPaulRevere:
    Not to mention it makes no sense whatsoever. There is no point.
    Is he saying muzzlims have behaved like the Amish? Not quite.


  211. 213 | October 23, 2010 3:49 am

    @ Bunk X: LOL. This is why I enjoy Rush.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7SDLwTdnqc&feature=related

    With that, I’m out for tomorrow. Gotta make a mask…


  212. ThreeHundred
    214 | October 23, 2010 6:27 am

    Helping the robot to pee. I can identify with that. My kindergartener comes hom with diffeent pants today than he left home with this morn….ok, so what went wrong…his ‘stream’ did not go as intended. Kinda like life, only the pea seems to be aimed.


  213. Bumr50
    215 | October 23, 2010 7:44 am

    @ mjazz:
    @ coldwarrior:

    A little hypothesis that I happen to believe.

    It starts some years ago with dead people. In a fairly well known (among those in the addiction field) story, a researcher was looking into brain structures using dead people at a coroner’s office. She knew about the particular changes that occur with chronic opiate use. While examining the brains in question, she remarked to the coroner that it was surprising that so many of their subjects were junkies. The coroner replied that these were in fact winos who suffered from all the signs of chronic alcoholism in all their body tissues, and none were shown to be addicted to opiates. So began the research into the chemical similarities between alcohol and heroin addiction. Among the results of this was the fact that there was a general atrophy of endorphin receptors. Somehow, these receptors,those stimulated by either endorphins (endogenous morphine) or the plant kingdom’s real stuff, were getting wiped out. Examining them showed that they were being plugged by a molecule which fit into the receptor, but was dissimilar enough that it was not being removed.

    This chemical is tetrahydro isoquinilone. It is a normally formed breakdown product of the monoamine neurotransmitters. Monoamine oxidase attacks these neurotransmitters once they’ve done their job, removes them from the receptors, and disassembles them for reuptake into the neuron for recycling. These are normal, but only in very small amounts. In the presence of acetaldehyde, the first breakdown product of ethyl alcohol, and in fact a product of burning tobacco, monoamines break down much more frequently into this chemical.

    When acetaldehyde is present, THIQ forms. It gets plugged into endorphin receptors, and stimulates them. This is a primary agonist action. However, the part of the molecule which protrudes from the receptor is *not* shaped like the neurotransmitter it acts as, and the monoamine oxidase cannot remove it or break it down. It gets stuck in the receptor, preventing it from being used again. This is a secondary antagonist action — a permanent one. With more and more endorphin receptors being taken out of action, the person begins to feel the lack. They feel the need to return to the previous balance. They have already trained their brain to know that using alcohol (or tobacco) relieves this need. So they use some more. Once enough receptors are taken out by THIQ, and the person attempts to correct it, an escalating spiral has started.

    This THIQ hypothesis made big noise when it was first introduced, a little over 5 years ago. At first, there were studies which showed that the hypothesis was flawed. It fell out of favor. Then, more studies showed that the reaction would in fact take place, and it came back in. Finally, in the absence of corroborating evidence in biological systems, it fell out of favor again.


  214. Nevergiveup
    216 | October 23, 2010 7:48 am

    ThreeHundred wrote:

    Helping the robot to pee. I can identify with that. My kindergartener comes hom with diffeent pants today than he left home with this morn….ok, so what went wrong…his ‘stream’ did not go as intended. Kinda like life, only the pea seems to be aimed.

    Last time anyone helped me pee was when I threw my back out when I was about 32.


  215. Bumr50
    217 | October 23, 2010 7:52 am

    @ Nevergiveup:

    I woke up catheterized after a bar fight (that involved me due to sheer proximity) when I was 25.

    Does that count?


  216. Nevergiveup
    218 | October 23, 2010 7:55 am

    Bumr50 wrote:

    @ Nevergiveup:

    I woke up catheterized after a bar fight (that involved me due to sheer proximity) when I was 25.

    Does that count?

    Did you have a female nurse? Yeah it counts but I don’t think about that or circumcision?


  217. Bumr50
    219 | October 23, 2010 7:58 am

    @ Nevergiveup:

    I was so shitfaced that I don’t remember. I somehow ended up cracking the back of my head on some concrete.

    What I DO remember was waking up to see a doctor with a group of med students at the foot of my bed explaining the dangers of alcoholism.


  218. Nevergiveup
    220 | October 23, 2010 8:03 am

    Bumr50 wrote:

    @ Nevergiveup:

    I was so shitfaced that I don’t remember. I somehow ended up cracking the back of my head on some concrete.

    What I DO remember was waking up to see a doctor with a group of med students at the foot of my bed explaining the dangers of alcoholism.

    I was never that intoxicated that I ended up like that. One of the Navy Nurses in my unit was telling some stories about a bunch of young sailors who ended up in such a situation and how they treated them to “Cure” them of over drinking. Pretty funny


  219. mfhorn
    221 | October 23, 2010 8:09 am

    Any thoughts on the latest from Wikileaks on the alleged 100k + Iraqi “civilians” killed and the “torture” that happened?


  220. Beeduwine
    222 | October 23, 2010 8:13 am

    For those having a rough morning, I got the cure, sort of:

    A pretty good mashup this one!


  221. 223 | October 23, 2010 8:18 am

    @ mfhorn:

    I don’t believe either one, frankly, but I could also almost give a rat’s ass if they were true. It is a war, and you fight a war to win. All the people who whine that we don’t treat a fucking Koran with enough fucking respect had no problem when Palestinian terrorists turned the Church of the Nativity into their outhouse and took a bunch of priests and nuns hostage. We still haven’t gone into beheading in any major way, so I figure we are still playing nice with the fucking Mohammedans. And I’d give my right testicle for one of our military “leaders” to say something like this to the fucking media. I won’t hold my breath.


  222. Beeduwine
    224 | October 23, 2010 8:20 am

    The cure is universal! Two more:

    and

    Nevermind the retarded dancing in that last vid, it is actually pretty damn swingin’!


  223. Nevergiveup
    225 | October 23, 2010 8:25 am

    mfhorn wrote:

    Any thoughts on the latest from Wikileaks on the alleged 100k + Iraqi “civilians” killed and the “torture” that happened?

    The guy from Wikileaks should be terminated with extreme prejudice


  224. 226 | October 23, 2010 8:29 am

    @ Nevergiveup:

    Nah, just perform an experiment on him. If you handcuff his right hand to his left ankle, douse him in gasolline, and set him on fire, how far will he run? It would be an interesting experiment. Kind of like putting 400K classified documents online to see how many Iraqi “collaberators” you can get snuffed is an experiment…


  225. Beeduwine
    227 | October 23, 2010 8:30 am

    @ Iron Fist:

    Absolutely. That sounds very much like something from Beeduwine’s Rules For Drinking. An excerpt:

    23) Do not mix beer with homemade wine.
    25) If she came with that guy, there is a good chance she will leave with that guy, but not always.
    26) Only steal other guys’ women if it is a challenge, and you’re certain you will get away from it without a broken nose.
    31) Don’t engage in a fight that can’t be won without fighting dirty.
    32) Always fight dirty.
    47) If you go to war, win.


  226. Nevergiveup
    228 | October 23, 2010 8:36 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    @ Nevergiveup:

    Nah, just perform an experiment on him. If you handcuff his right hand to his left ankle, douse him in gasolline, and set him on fire, how far will he run? It would be an interesting experiment. Kind of like putting 400K classified documents online to see how many Iraqi “collaberators” you can get snuffed is an experiment…

    Ok, then douse him with water, then execute him with extreme prejudice


  227. 229 | October 28, 2010 3:08 am

    [...] [Found in here, crossposted here.] [...]


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