Some of you may have noticed an improvement in the rec room restrooms recently. Yep, that’s right, the old cracked wooden butt-pinchers have been replaced with Church Seats. We’re going green!
The best part is that Church Seats will stay stunning. And speaking of green, let’s all have a seat and pinch off another Overnight Open Thread.
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I guess this answers your question…
coldwarrior wrote:
Go Green Bay?
Was kinda busy today, had just ten minutes to put up an OOT. Bite me. =)
So that’s why they call church seats “pews”…
Headache from hell here. Nite folks.
Wait until November 2nd, when we flush the Dems…
lobo91 wrote:
I’m praying.
Bunk X wrote:
Don’t pray.
Vote.
lobo91 wrote:
I’m praying that the libs don’t vote.
@ coldwarrior:
@ coldwarrior:
I saw that disappeared comment/video.
You are against the changes in the restrooms?
Calo wrote:
fine
*urp*
Bunk X wrote:
OOP
Here’s al-chuki’s great Democrat surge
Clinton: Bernero is best choice to lead Michigan
BY KATHLEEN GRAY
FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER
…Clinton said at today’s rally at Renaissance High School in Detroit.
…More than 500 people came to the rally, but the gym at Renaissance High School was only about one-third full, even though Clinton used to command full houses wherever he went, especially in Detroit.
My Work Here Is Done
(must-see pic)
@ refugee000:
Clinton, an impeached serial sexual predator ex-president, is more popular than Barry.
@ Bunk X:
That works.
F wrote:
People remember having had jobs when he was in office…
wtf…???
Calo wrote:
got it…
American Al Qaeda Spokesman Urges Attacks in U.S.
“featured in a video posted Sunday, coincidentally the day that his arrest by Pakistani intelligence officers in the southern city”
hahahaha! motherf—er, how do you like Pakistani jail, mr brave jihad? Douchebag. Bring him to America and put him in general population with a lot of Latin Kings.
yeah
11 mysteriously jump from Paris building
@ mjazz:
LMAO!
UK lawmaker’s wife accused of kitten theft
mjazz wrote:
I hear he’s one of the new “lizards”
Fatwa Declares Former Pakistani President ‘Fit to be Murdered’…
Iranian Christian Dies After Being Beaten by Relative
al-Awlaki: 44 Ways to Support Jihad
Hmm…wonder what inspires the practitioners of the deen of peace to such sanguinary zealotry…
Tafsir al-Jalalayn, “Surah ar-Ra’d [Q 13]”
Tafsir al-Jalalayn “Surah al-Mujadilah [Q 58]”
Tafsir al-Jalalayn, “Surah ar-Ra’d [Q 13]”
Tafsir al-Jalalayn “Surah al-Imran [Q 3]”
Tafsir al-Jalalayn, “Surah al-Furqan [Q 25]”
Tafsir al-Jalalayn “Surah al-Baqarah [Q 2]
Tafsir al-Jalalayn “Surah al-Anfal [Q 8]“
Ancient tomb discovered in Egypt [VIDEO]
@ refugee000:
lol I can see it now:
Why I Became a Muslim – Charles Johnson
Sweet success for chocolate fanatics [VIDEO]
*urp* “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”
@ F:
You wouldn’t know how many ignoramuses think the ancient Egyptians (i.e., the Copts) were Arabs.
Facepalm!
i may need to hear something
mjazz wrote:
He’s probably get a bump in traffic…for a few days.
coldwarrior wrote:
the oot
@ Philip_Daniel:
read something new to me today
http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/muslim/hadith/abudawud/019.sat.html
coldwarrior wrote:
Lifts cheek to make a noise for cold to hear…..
Some Marin Marais for Viola da Gamba and Harpsichord…
refugee000 wrote:
Afterwards, Muhayyisah tells Huwayyisah that if he were commanded by Allah and Rasul’Allah to behead him, he would. Huwayyisah is so impressed with his murderous zealotry that he “reverts” to Islam.
F wrote:
yeah.
pull my finger
Philip_Daniel wrote:
Or that Arabs invented algebra! Or that Louis Farrakhan is a scholar! Or that [fill in the blank].
@ Philip_Daniel:
Many an ignoramus think Barry’s been a success as well.
[ANNOYED GRUNT!]
UN Report: Chinese Bullets Used in Darfur
FBI Special Agents Top 10 Stories October 16 – October 23, 2010
@ coldwarrior:
Okay.
Stimulus Failure: 48 Out of 50 States Lost Jobs Since Democrats Trillion Dollar Stimulus Plan
Bunk X wrote:
no
Obama Admin Touts Jobs Created Under Bush
The only time this administration or its flunkies are NOT lying is when their lips are not moving.
@ F:
SUCK CESS!
coldwarrior wrote:
Yes. Do it.
Bunk X wrote:
Notice that instead of 3 million jobs created we end up with a 2 million job deficit, a difference of 5 million jobs. About time to eliminate about 500 jobs in D.C and hire us some new employees.
Philip_Daniel wrote:
dont mess with PD
dont
Bunk X wrote:
thats her over night?
Bunk X wrote:
You’d dare someone to pee on an electric fence.
A Swedish group calling themselves “White Roses” created a video to inform non-Muslims about Islam. Three Things About Islam
Stuff we here already know. But you have to give them credit for making it. And, even though it is completely true, the American educational system would never allow us to show this in classes.
F wrote:
Ah, but according to Joe Biden, we would have lost eleventy gazillion jobs without that trillion dollars…
@ lobo91:
Yeah, Joey Plugs did declaim the GOP was spending $200BILLION in attack ads this election cycle. :rolleyes:
Stalkers!
Greenhouse Gases Help Us Live Longer!
*Sneaks in…*
*Bites Bunk in the ass*
*Chews 3 inches off Calo’s right crutch so now she just thumps around in circles*
*Pees on the electric fence in short spurts to break the continuity, takes the $100 bet and gives it to charity*
*Ducks and dives and weaves through Cold Warriors legs and heads for the exit*
SNAKE!!!!!!!!
Al Qaeda Troubled by Helen Thomas’s Firing…
F wrote:
Didn’t Pelosi say something about us losing 500 million jobs a month during the Bush administration at one point?
F wrote:
Nope.
I admit it. I’m obsessed with what a bitch Michelle Obama is and how much she is out to gain money and power by destroying America. And yes, she is probably keeping Barack from lying in bed in the fetal position all day.\
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1322850/The-First-Lady-fashion-How-Michelle-Obama-3billion-woman.html
@ yenta-fada:
Michelle Obama | Put Your Hands Up And Step Away From The French Fries
The Food Police with Captain Michelle Obama!
Mongoose wrote:
u manna do a vodka shot with me?
lobo91 wrote:
Yes
lobo91 wrote:
Queen Botox Nan also has a favorite lost Biblical verse.
@ coldwarrior:
I will.
Disappeared video.
@ yenta-fada:
Look at the wrinkles in the middle photo. Don’t they have an ironing board? Do they know what ironing is nowadays?
Murkowsky (sic): “Republican Senators Are Secretly Hoping I Win”…
@ mjazz:
That middle picture of Moochelle reminded me of 10 pounds of crap in a 2 pound bag.
Calo wrote:
ok.
lemme know when u have the shot in hand
On, Wisconsin, is more like it. Knocking off two top rank teams, in consecutive weeks.
Calo wrote:
Google says its cars grabbed emails, passwords
@ Calo:
ok….calo, shall i make a shot?
mjazz wrote:
Do you know how much those wrinkles cost!!?//
That woman has BAD taste in clothes. I also bet that she nags Barry night and day until he passes all the stuff she wants for the Americans who count. You know, the ones who can give her money by the bagful. And what’s with trying to remove funding for foodstamps to get healthy food to the not already starving? That’s why there are wrinkles in her clothes. NO IRONy.
Calo wrote:
LOL!
ok…time to mess about
@ coldwarrior:
A double please, professor.
And what was that star in the sky last night hanging about under the full moon?
Calo wrote:
Jupiter.
@ Calo:
@ Opilio:
…..
Calo wrote:
jupiter
@ yenta-fada:
Yes, horrible taste. And she has a record breaking number of aides now.
mjazz wrote:
linky? An entourage, that’s all it is. Royal tasters, jesters, flatterers, flunkies. Third world dictatorship 101 behavior.
@ yenta-fada:
no vid
no reply
@ yenta-fada:
That or rap stars…
@ Opilio:
@ coldwarrior:
Thank you.
@ Mongoose:
“You look familiar, stranger.” –Hawkeye Pierce
lobo91 wrote:
Unemployment was between four and five percent when Bush was President. Miss me yet?
lobo91 wrote:
Sigh. Like Barbara Boxer, the Obamas “worked hard” for their titles.
On the bright side, at least India will get to see a U.S. president read out loud. A fairy tale.
Iron Fist wrote:
Oh, come on…that was the worst economy since the Great Depression. All the Democrats said so…
@ yenta-fada:
I wonder how many back-up teleprompters they’re bringing?
Probably an entire C-17 full…
This is bad. I know.
http://showstalker.net/2008/12/rupaul-poses-as-barack-and-michelle-obama/
coldwarrior wrote:
yer welcome
@ lobo91:
i did 2 prez in the city
i laugh at this one
@ yenta-fada:
Yep, that’s bad, but soooo entertaining!
@ yenta-fada:
Pretty convincing…
Michigan woman faces civil rights complaint for seeking Christian roommate.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/10/22/civil-rights-complaint-filed-christian-roommate-advertisement/
@ yenta-fada:
Damn! Scary, ain’t it? ‘cept Michelle Antionette isn’t that pretty…
Melanie Phillips nails the British mindset. “I Think, Therefore I’m Guilty.”
http://www.spectator.co.uk/essays/all/6273423/i-think-therefore-im-guilty.thtml
Iron Fist wrote:
Nothing is scarier than the real thing.
From the great Dr. Sanity (in the style of Tom Leher), The Islamist Rag:
So, here’s to Professor Lehrer and his extraordinary irreverance! My, it was liberating…and, since NPR can’t fire me, here’s my meager contribution to the cause:
THE ISLAMIST RAG
First you get down on your knees
Beg your captors “Pretty please?”
Bow your head in great respect
So they can cut it from your neck
They can kill you for blasphemin’
Stone you till you’re really screamin’
Every other moron is quoting from the Quran an’
Doin’ the Islamist Rag!
If you want to use Islamic law
You must have a deeply comic flaw;
But then some Iman gets to see ya
And dispense some great sharia
If you’re facing marital strife
The Quran says to beat your wife!
One, three, five, seven
Virgins wait for you in heaven!
So get down upon your knees
Beg your captors, “Pretty please?”
Bow your head with great respect
So they can cut if from your neck.
Allah, peace be on his name
Does not want you to feel shame
So start beheadin’ ain’t no use dreadin’
Just doin’ the Islamist Rag!
Who was that masked mongoose?
(as if we didn’t know)
I always wondered what it would be like to have my own blog…..
Yawn. ‘night midnight ramblers.
@ yenta-fada:
Good night
@ yenta-fada:
Night.
@ mjazz:
Some things are better left unknown.
More Barney Frank Lies Exposed
So they could have started doing something in 2003.
Thanks. Thanks a trillion.
@ refugee000:
At least the custodians got some overtime.
@ Calo:
What did I say?
@ MrPaulRevere:
The Left is known to leave a lot of trash behind.
Well, I’m out, too.
Talk to you all tomorrow.
F wrote:
Shit, even then they are lying…
Barney Frank’s Dude Problem
So I guess I get to clean up all by myself?
Bill Clinton played to a half full house huh? I doubt Mick Jagger ever played to a half full auditorium, if you get my drift.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
And to Mick Jagger’s credit, he never played with Monica either…
I’m sure I can handle it, with a little help from
Amy Grant’s Mandible.
@ mjazz:
Lost should be around soon Mjazz. She knows where the supplies are kept.
@ doriangrey:
You know I’ve always respected the tendency of ex GOP Presidents to retire from partisan politics. The Dems just cant let it go. They write endless numbers of books, interfere with elections and foreign policy (see Jimmy Carter). It’s always mystified me.
@ Calo:
While you, dorian, and Paul Revere supervise?
Must sleep. have a great day all!
@ mjazz:
My leg is broken! What, you want me to haul out the trash?
*The little Mongoose is helping Mjazz clean up. Pouring 25 gallons of gasoline around the place and running away*
Who has got Colly Davis’s lighter? Throw it across to Calo.
We can really clean up this joint.
Have a safe, sane and productive week netizens.
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Good morning. Heads up: today is looking gloom. Stay away from this Monday, if you can.
@ Calo:
That’s an indictment all right.
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Coooooffffffeeeeee……Cooooofffffeeeeeee…..
AFSCME is really starting to piss me off.
They are laying out some absolutely brutal ad spots slandering Pat Toomey by completely misrepresenting his views on free trade.
Just now I heard a radio spot where they keep playing clips of Gordon Gecko saying “Greed Is Good” in a spoooky echo voice while linking Pat Toomey to Wall Street.
On TV they are showing clips of impoverished elderly folk looking miserable while blatantly stating that Pat Toomey doesn’t give a rat’s ass about old people, and will rob them of their medical benefits the minute he he’d get into office.
Don’t these folks have an unfunded pension problem?
@ mjazz:
[Deleted]
@ PaladinPhil:
Ha!
The guy in the gasmask reminds me of the creepy Nazi experiment fellow from ‘Hellboy.’
@ Bumr50:
There were a lot of great costumes out this weekend. The Honorary Grand Marshall was Oderus Urungus of GWAR.
mjazz wrote:
Shit! Франк’s response is ripe for ridicule! To wit:
Nothing would please me more than to see Барни Франк voted out of office!
@ Bumr50:
And to boot, I guess Toomey threw Christine O’Donnell under the bus this weekend on Fox by claiming that he “doesn’t agree with her on some issues” and treating her like verbal cooties.
Which ones, Pat?
This keeps up, Sestak will win handily. The polls already show him close enough to secure victory through the Democrat Election Theft model.
Damn, that time again. Off to work. See you folks in a little while.
Oh, brother.
Front page, no less.
due to lack of interest today has been canceled
that is all
@ mjazz:
The Latin Kings love beating up Muzzies!
mawskrat wrote:
If only!
But Morning all anyway
Karzai Admits Receiving ‘Bags of Money’ From Iran
Hey I could use a bag. Hey over here.
Nevergiveup wrote:
Some mornings should be BANNED!
‘Mossad behind Iranian military base blast’
France’s Le Figaro claims recent explosion at secure military base was part of Mossad’s efforts to derail Tehran’s nuclear ambitions
Good!
@ Nevergiveup:
Not good enough. If they insist on tickling the dragon’s tail….
Macker wrote:
Yup, but it’s more than the USA is doing
PaladinPhil wrote:
Agreed. This Monday morning will go down in history as one shitty Monday morning.
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