I was directed to this webpage by x_la_native on GCP. It is the story of a kid in the Kansas City school system that allegedly got smacked by his teacher. No proof that it actually happened, I might say. His mother, on the other hand, is the target for this thread.
It turns out that the 40 page letter she wrote to the Kansas City Missouri School District is one of the longest shakedown letters that I have ever seen. You really have to read it all for yourself.
Just take a look at the letter and you will see the worst case of race baiting extortion that I have ever seen. This woman is not only in Jerry Springer territory but is obviously a mental case and her kid ought to be taken away from her, in my opinion.
hat tip to x_la_native and also to Rando, the source of this letter.
I also took the time to write to Chris Hoffman at KCMO radio in Kansas City. Here is the email:
Chris,
I wanted to direct your attention to a woman named Lisa Henry Bowen who is a complete nut. She is trying to shake down the Kansas City Missouri School District for one of the white teachers allegedly slapping her kid.
Here is the link.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3364241&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
It’s a 40 page list of demands. I think you guys ought to talk about it.
Sincerely yours,
xxxxxxxxx
You know, it’s time to go to war against people like Lisa Bowen. Expose them like the cockroaches they are. ENOUGH of the race baiting Jesse Jackson-style shakedown artists.









Good morning, Blogmocrats.
Morning all
Yeah, “Shakedown”.
Can’t call it “Blackmail” ’cause that would be RAAAAACIST !
OMG, that made my morning. I can’t stop laughing.
She’s not stupid, she’s crazy. Obsessive-compulsive. That letter is a treasure trove of insanity.
The kid should be taken away from her.
Morning, Guys and Dolls. Today should be fun. The Mad Duck congress opens today. I expect them to get down to the important business immediately: Son of Porkzilla, full of earmarks that the Nasty Republicans™ are threatening to ban. This should be a very interesting Mad Duck session of Congress.
Obama triggered her disorder.
He knows when we’ve “made enough money” and when we should “spread the wealth around.”
She wants her reparations and she wants them now and forever.
“Yes she can.”
“We’re the ones she’s been waiting for.”
I’m surprised she didn’t ask for a kitchen.
rofl
chickadee wrote:
Probably has a Poypie’s Chicken around the corner
Read Page 10, when she makes her lists of demands, including a $1,500 Wal-Mart gift card every year for nine years, an annual trip to Disneyland for the entire family (with a detailed list of amenities), free college tuition for her kid, five family trips to DC, a personal audience with “Dr. Cornell West” and “Louis Farakhan,” Fully paid African safari for five with first class accommodations…
Momma thinks she hit the jackpot.
@ chickadee:
that chick is nuts, really. her friends and family should get to some professional help.
coldwarrior wrote:
Ya mean Democrats?
Nevergiveup wrote:
psychiatric professionals. she haas already had enough democrat help.
can the district counter sue?
coldwarrior wrote:
I meant her friends and family must all be democrats, but I can see how you might be slow on the uptake today after the beating the Steelers got last night?
chickadee wrote:
KITCHEN!!!!! RACAAAAIST…lol..Yep Obama inspired all of these nutjobs. She’s about the nuttiest job I have ever seen. Obama inspired herds of Muslims on the white house lawn with their asses up in the air. After 2012 all this crap will go back into hiding.
Curtis got slapped. Should end with Moma got water boarded.
Nevergiveup wrote:
Whats poypies chicken
Nevergiveup wrote:
its tough to win against a good team when 3 of your o-line starters and #1 receiver are out with injuries.
coldwarrior wrote:
Just funning you
I hope you all have a great day. Can’t say the same for myself. I leave you with something beautiful..
http://www.openmyeyeslord.net/theseasonsoflife.htm
Grimcargo wrote:
I mean Popeyes Chicken
Surely this is fake??!!
@ Grimcargo:
Zero is inspiring lots of bums to come forward with their demands for their rightful fair share of our hard work.
I’m surprised she waited for “Curtis to get slapped.”
It’s her money and she wants it now.
@ chickadee:
The sense of entitlement is immense. She no doubt lives in public housing. You can just tell. Besides, Curtis probably deserved to be slapped. Grow up.
Nevergiveup wrote:
i know.
i dont expect big things out of the steelers this year, no O-line, no wins…its simple
Check out the “appearance schedule” fees in the back. As if the family are entertainers deserving $3-5,000 per minute?
How about working on the top ten reasons liberal commie Democrat policies are INSANE.
1. Their leadership appoints Janet Napatolieyes as Home Land Security Sec., then Janet works the hardest to keep the borders open to illegals and on the other hand wants her employees hands in your under pants feeling you up on the way to grandmas house for Thanksgiveing. They then tell you if you do not like it off to prison for 2 years and a $10,000 fine for you, but for the illegal,,, a job, welfare, free school for their kids, free hospital for the “anchor baby”, in state college tution for the 18 year old, open voter policies to allow the illegal to vote.
2. ???
your rant
@ Grimcargo:

That was lovely.
Thanks for posting it.
@ daughter of patriots:
She thinks she’s hit the jackpot. I bet this is the longest paper she has ever written in her life.
Good Grief.
/selrahC (who might likely be experiencing a keyboard orgasm over this letter shaking down Whitey)
daughter of patriots wrote:
Haven’t seen you in a while. Welcome back!
Sipping a Cafe Mocha this morning like a god-darned Progressive Elitist…
Then again, I am the quintessential Conservative Elitist, I justhappen to be a pro-self-reliance anti-dependency elitist, quite rare…
The minute I saw “the Honorable Louis Farrakhan” I knew here was the supreme Obama shakedown artist. Reminds me of a woman on the People’s Court a few weeks ago – another complete victim and everyone conspired against her.
@ Carolina Girl:
More people should conspire against this woman. They should take away her welfare for threatening the State, and make her get a job.
Philip_Daniel wrote:
the drink does not define the person…
i love those latte thingies, so much so we got an espresso machine a few years ago adn now can make our own. that is pro-self reliance (and a lot cheaper in the long run!).
Carolina Girl wrote:
For supporting Arab-Islamic slave-trading black-hating suprematists, Farrakhan is the ultimate Uncle Tom…or shall I say Uncle Tippu Tip…
Carolina Girl wrote:
all these people hatin on farrakhan!
coldwarrior wrote:
Andrew Klavan on PJTV always associates Starbucks with Reality-Impaired Leftists…
It’s true to some extent, though there are clearly some exceptions…
coldwarrior wrote:
@ coldwarrior:
Farrakhan is easy to hate! More people should hate him, because he’s a hater himself.
Iron Fist wrote:
I would not be the slightest bit surprised if the Lame Donks were to ram through a bill granting The Big Zero the power to rule by decree.
(Cue thunderous applause)
coldwarrior wrote:
What’s not to hate?
I have my own dance farra can-can. When he croaks, I will perform it on his grave. He like a few others I can think of will make the earth a better place by their demise.
Philip_Daniel wrote:
for the most part i agree, i dont like giving my money to starbucks anyway, i have a real problem with their business model. they look for successful local coffee shops and then open up right beside them and will run at a loss to drive the local out of business. yes, that is capitalism, but the end result is a drive toward homogeneous mediocrity. (see tgi fridays, applebee’s, etc)
their coffee isnt that good either, its over roasted b grade crap.
@ Iron Fist:
@ citizen_q:
farrakhan is pure comic gold!
i love to make fun of him.
What is she gonna want?
Who’s she gonna write to ?
How long will the letter be?
When her boy gets shot by Crips.
@ coldwarrior:
The one and only time that I patronized a Starbucks they left a big glop of chocolate syrup at the bottom of tall insulated cup.
Seriously, I get better coffee at Holiday gas stations.
@ The Other Les:
I think he is going to try that on his Own. Bill Clinton did that, more or less, his last two years as President. “Stroke of the Pen, Law of the Land! Pretty cool!” one of his apparatchiks said of it. Since it takes a supermajority to overturn an executive order, I imagine that he will set himself up as a little Mussolini. He already has the body language of Il Duce doiwn pat. Right down to the arrogant tilt of the head…
@ citizen_q:
Only a few? I’m like McDonalds on that. Billions served…
The Other Les wrote:
Make a pot in your Mr. Coffee maker. Buy a cup at Starbucks. Then dig out your Grandma’s old stovetop coffee pot and make some. Some things are better the old ways.
Wrk summons. BBL
Poteen wrote:
ditto.
bbl
@ Iron Fist:
My list would be a good start….
BREAKING NEWS: N.Y. Rep. Charles Rangel ‘Excuses’ Himself From House Ethics Hearing Claiming Lack of Counsel
coldwarrior wrote:
Work never ends. Such is the lot of a IT person. Which is why my posting volume has been off of late. We are stretched razor thin, like many others. Not complaining, but I am putting in a lot more than my usual amount of unpaid overtime.
I just turned on the “ethics” committee hearings on C-Span 3 to watch the Rangel Hearings. This should be fun. From I gather he is p[leading poverty?
@ Nevergiveup:
IMHO if he had any real counsel, he wouldn’t have nickel and dimed himself into this position.
Didn’t his mamma tell him that honesty was the best policy? or that swelled head and sense of entitlement would get him in trouble.
OTOH, ethics problems seem to be resume enhancers for demoncrates.
Good morning. Maybe this woman could be mollified with a complete
home makeover, a slot on Celeberty Apprentice (she must be guaranteed
not to hear “Your fired”) & a gig on Dances with the stars where she is guaranteed to win on a minority set aside.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
@ citizen_q:
I was wondering where you were. Good to see you.
I have a friend who is currently doing the work of 3 people and no extra compensation at all.
That seems to be the trend these days. Turning workers into slaves, one way or the other.
Rangel waived counsel to represent himself. Then he excused himself
due to lack of counsel!
@ RIX:
Hey, I hope Bristol Palin wins on the strength of the Tea Party vote. Just to fuck with the Liberals’ little minds…
Rangel’s council has withdrawn. Well they did a few weeks ago. And of course Rangel never got any other council. On purpose I am sure. And the Dems are blaming his council and not Rangel: Typical. And Rangel just decided not to show. What a freaken circus.
RIX wrote:
Saturday Night Live should give her a job. Put her in a room and let her type out comedy gold.
She is laugh riot. Just give her a topic and let her go.
The Committee is denying him a delay.
@ RIX:
That’s kinda like killing your parents, and then asking for clemancy because you are an orphan…
RIX wrote:
If these absurd ethics committee meetings were held BEFORE the last elections, we might have picked up a few more seats. What a farce
She would demand the corner office, a limo to & from work & fifty
weeks paid vacation.
@ chickadee:
Yes, doing a lot of multi-tasking, weekend and after hours work. I expect to be busy straight through into the first part of December.
On the sort-of upside I will get to miss in-law family get together for Thanksgiving since I will be working through the holiday and weekend.
Holding down 2 mortgages (waiting to sell the house we recently moved out of), has me happy to be gainfully employed.
And this crook Rangel just got re-elected by the morons in his district?
RIX wrote:
He is laying the ground work for future appeals and delays.
I think that’s true. I want to see if I have this right, Rangel chairs
the committee that writes the tax code, but it is too complex for him to understand. Riiiiiiight.
Nevergiveup wrote:
He got 90% of the vote.
RIX wrote:
I seem to think he chaired “Ways and Means” and, if so, it explains quite a lot.
If I were Rangel I would push for an expidited adjudication
in the lame duck session.
When the Republicans get subpena power it might get a lot worse
for Charlie. The Republicans don’t want to answer to the Tea
Party.
@ RIX:
Being on welfare is like 52 weeks of paid vacation a year. That is really the way the Professional Welfare Parasites look at it. They’re owed that from society. I am not sure why. I doubt they can tellyou why, but they’re owed…
@ chickadee:
Blacks don’t care about corruption or performance in office. See the re-elections of Marion Barry and Ray Nagin for examples.
chickadee wrote:
Who was his competition, the guy from the “Rent’s too damn high” party?
RIX wrote:
I think it is pretty obvious there is a crooked deal in place. Rangel ain’t gonna waste money on a Lawyer, The Dems on the committee will sound all pissed off and indignant, but in the end all he will get is a slap on the wrist.
Yeah, kind of like Bonnie Parker & Clyde Barrow co-chairing
the Banking Committee.
Yeah, but she wants bonuses.
Iron Fist wrote:
For some, it goes back generations and, after a time, getting a check in the mail for nothing is just part of life; have another baby and you get a raise. Hell, the race pimps go out of their way to send them the message that they are owed and have been doing so for decades.
@ Nevergiveup:
Yeah, this is every bit as much a show trial as any held in Stalinist Russia, except here the
PeasantRuling Class Parasite gets off.Agreed.
@ MacDuff:
Yep. The lovely culture that the Democrat’s “Great Society” created for us. It is more destructive for the blacks than seggregation, and more addictive to them than heroin…
chickadee wrote:
A year ago in Detroit, folks lined up by the thousands ’cause they thought they’d get “stimulus checks”.
Sigh . . .
RIX wrote:
There, fixed that for ya!
Iron Fist wrote:
One statement from last night’s Fox News special on the Conservative movement in America really bothered me: “LBJ created the Great Society, Richard Nixon funded it.”
Ugh.
BuddyG wrote:
Far too much of society has lost all sense of pride. I remember when I was a kid, my parents were going through a bit of a bad patch. They fed me and the dog and whatever was left over they ate and never asked for any handouts or assistance. I asked my mother if we were poor. Her response was an emphatic “NO!”, upon which she advised me that once you admit you’re poor, you’re beaten. During that time, they even found money to donate to “ther poor”. My parents worked hard and did very well for themselves, and instilled that same ethic and philosophy in me, and I’m thankful for that.
@ Speranza:
Thanks, I lurk here when I can to get a grip on reality.
Having condo issues in Boston, its like the scene in Dr.Zhivago where the hero and his wife are directed to their former bedroom (the rest of the home has been confiscated for the greater good), and they have to break up the furniture to get heat. I tell my husband “its like macro- micro – what’s happening at the higher political levels is happening right here”…
Example of how bad the msm, ie the commie Democrat hate America main enablers.
This will make you so f’n mad.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2028057,00.html
Arab-Americans: Detroit’s Unlikely Saviors
by Bobby Chosh
Just may be the best way to blow up Detroit, they can get the head chop going here within too.
ugh….
RIX wrote:
In sync with Ted Kennedy’s Chauffeur School, and John Kennedy Jr’s Flight School.
Has anyone found a decently-sized photo of this woman? Let me know; I’d like to issue her a Race Card!
Yeah, Clyde was kind of a switch hitter from what I’ve read.
taxfreekiller wrote:
Detroit is a dying city, the
JackalsArab’s have arrived to feast on it’s corpse.Or Michell Obamas’ Academy of Nutrition.
RIX wrote:
….or fashion, for that matter.
RIX wrote:
Or Tiger Wood’s Marriage Counseling.
citizen_q wrote:
No, a really smart great Republican man (Black) ran against him. Michael Faulkner.
The constituents picked a crook.
MacDuff wrote:
Yes, in order to have pride and work ethic, one must be raised with good examples; (e.g. never asked for any handouts or assistance).
And in order to be a parasite with attitude, one must be raised with bad examples; (e.g. “get over on the man”).
@ taxfreekiller:
@ doriangrey:
For all practical purposes, Detroit is dead. There’s been an iflux of Mohammedens going on for years as you say Dorian, to feast on it’s corpse. They’re incapable of creating anything, so they infest places like Detroit. That they will be the “saviors” of Detroit is a fifth column pipe dream. It will likely become a Mohammendan foothold, and that will be of no benefit to the U.S. I would rather see the city crumble into ruins as people leave for greener pastures.
Or Rev Wrights School of Public Speaking.
He enhanced bootay is so attractive./
Macker wrote:
She finally signs the paper.
Her signature is applied: “Without Prejudice”.
Does this woman realize that (I qualify this with IF she really has the job she claims) anyone reading this letter is going to have second thoughts about hiring her? Who wants to hire someone with these paranoid “white machine” beliefs who writes 40 page letters rambling on about her demands? I don’t know which demand was my favorite-the personal meeting with Farrakhan or the annual trips to Disney World with multiple $1000 dollar gift certificates. Frankly, I find her narrowminded views about how all white children live to be racist.
Nevergiveup wrote:
Popeye’s Chicken is utterly vile, even for fast food. Nothing but hot pepper and rancid grease. Disgusting.
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