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Kobe Bryant and Lebron James: Illuminati Members

by Phantom Ace ( 46 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at November 26th, 2010 - 6:00 pm

This conspiracy theory is so funny and a relief from the insanity of Atlantis Build, General Seti and David Icke. Supposedly Kobe Bryant and Lebron James are members of a group called the Illuminati. They were recruited by Spike Lee at the behest bof Rapper Jay Z. You know they are members because of hand signs!


People have too much spare time!


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46 Responses to “Kobe Bryant and Lebron James: Illuminati Members”
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  1. snowcrash
    1 | November 26, 2010 6:20 pm

    Illuminati? More like illiterati. LOL. I thought the rumors mill had Jay Z being a Freemason. That is possible, Illuminati gets into wackadoodle conspiracy territory.

  2. 2 | November 26, 2010 6:21 pm

    People’s imagination.

  3. 3 | November 26, 2010 6:22 pm

    @ snowcrash:

    Yeah I don’t know where people these ideas.

  4. citizen_q
    4 | November 26, 2010 6:25 pm

    Is 6-pack a relative of tupac?

  5. 5 | November 26, 2010 6:33 pm

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  6. snowcrash
    6 | November 26, 2010 6:38 pm

    @ Rodan:
    The index finger and pinky raised hand signal will always mean HOOK’EM HORNS, go Texas Longhorns! So don’t mistake me for anything satanic. OK?
    History Channel has entire shows dedicated to all kinds of secret societies and symbolism. Easy enough to start seeing connections if you believe those things and some of it is interesting. This video is taking that to a whole new level. LOL

  7. 7 | November 26, 2010 6:44 pm

    snowcrash wrote:

    Illuminati? More like illiterati. LOL…

    Illiterati is right, lol. They achieved the rare two-fer, misusing two transitive verbs in the same sentence:

    “They lay in a casket and then raise from the casket…”

  8. 8 | November 26, 2010 6:49 pm

    @ snowcrash:

    Beyond a new level. This is CJ territory.

  9. mjazz
    9 | November 26, 2010 6:55 pm

    Did Obama really have to take the oath of Presidency a second time because he messed it up the first time?

  10. 10 | November 26, 2010 6:56 pm

    @ Rodan:

    Drugs. LDS does wonders for giving you off-the-wall thoughts. That’s fine. Most people forget about the nutso things they say when they are on acid. These guys have turned it into a belief system.

  11. Mike C.
    11 | November 26, 2010 6:58 pm

    Umberto Eco wouldn’t touch that one.

  12. mjazz
    12 | November 26, 2010 6:58 pm

    The second time he gave the oath he didn’t use a Bible.

  13. snowcrash
    13 | November 26, 2010 6:58 pm

    @ mjazz:
    Yes. Chief Justice Roberts messed up the oath of office.

  14. 14 | November 26, 2010 7:01 pm

    Iron Fist wrote:

    LDS does wonders

    Those damn mormons! :mrgreen:

  15. NoThreat2U
    15 | November 26, 2010 7:06 pm

    I don’t think these idiots are on drugs, I think the need drugs….or meds.

  16. mjazz
    16 | November 26, 2010 7:07 pm

    Obama’s daughter wears occult symbol!

  17. gulfloafer
    17 | November 26, 2010 7:10 pm

    @ Rodan:
    I was on my home late one night from a casino last month and had coast to coast am on and some kid called in spouting the same exact thing. Even the the host was like “you’re out there dude.” That’s a pretty bad diss coming from the coast to coast people.

  18. NoThreat2U
    18 | November 26, 2010 7:10 pm

    This guy was probably pissed about amnesty or the DREAM Act. LMAO

    WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House has identified the person whose elbow injured President Barack Obama during a pickup game of basketball on Friday.

    His name is Rey Decerega and he works for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.

  19. Halman
    20 | November 26, 2010 7:34 pm

    Arizona just scored against Oregon.

  20. 21 | November 26, 2010 7:37 pm

    @ gulfloafer:

    This is really a weird one.

  21. 22 | November 26, 2010 7:39 pm

    @ Halman:

    Just saw that.

  22. Calo
    23 | November 26, 2010 7:40 pm

    @ snowcrash:

    HOOK’EM HORNS, go Texas Longhorns!

    2 words – Gig ’em

  23. huckfunn
    24 | November 26, 2010 7:50 pm

    Calo wrote:

    @ snowcrash:

    HOOK’EM HORNS, go Texas Longhorns!

    2 words – Gig ‘em

    2 more words: Old Sarge

  24. Halman
    25 | November 26, 2010 7:52 pm

    Rodan, released in Japan as Sora no Daikaijū Radon (空の大怪獣 ラドン?, lit. “Giant Monster of the Sky Radon”), is a 1956 tokusatsu film produced by Toho Studios. It was the studio’s first daikaiju eiga filmed in color (though Toho’s first color tokusatsu film, Madame White Snake, was released earlier that year). It is one of a series of “giant monster” movies that found an audience outside Japan, especially in the United States, where it was originally released as Rodan! The Flying Monster!!

    Rodan follows in the footsteps of other Japanese monster movies, such as Godzilla, which involve a giant monster being awoken from an ancient hibernation by human beings. In Rodan, miners digging far into the earth stumble across a clutch of giant, prehistoric insects called Meganulon, which viciously attack several of the miners and prompt a government investigation into the matter in the year 1957. The giant bugs turn out to be little more than food for two gigantic flying beasts called Rodans, similar to pteranodons but far larger and more powerful, who hatch from giant eggs and proceed to terrorize the entire world. They are finally stopped by the military when they trap the Rodans in a cave and injure them. The Rodans try to escape but are fatally burned by lava and killed. Although one manages to escape, it refuses to be alone and joins its mate.

  25. huckfunn
    26 | November 26, 2010 8:02 pm

    GAME ON: OR-AZ tied at 14 in the 2nd.

  26. 27 | November 26, 2010 8:02 pm

    @ Halman:

    That Rodan actually survived. He returns in Ghidorah The 3 headed Monster.

  27. NoThreat2U
    28 | November 26, 2010 8:06 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    Why are you watching football? Charlie Brown is on!!!!!!!! lol

  28. huckfunn
    29 | November 26, 2010 8:11 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ huckfunn:
    Why are you watching football? Charlie Brown is on!!!!!!!! lol

    It’s all about the cultural enlightenment. :mrgreen:

  29. snowcrash
    30 | November 26, 2010 8:12 pm

    @ Calo:
    2 syllables – Bevo

    another 2 syllables- we suck

  30. NoThreat2U
    31 | November 26, 2010 8:14 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    LOL But Snoopy is a cultural icon. At least to me :)

  31. NoThreat2U
    32 | November 26, 2010 8:14 pm

    @ snowcrash:

  32. snowcrash
    33 | November 26, 2010 8:19 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    LONGhorns, they aren’t kidding.

  33. huckfunn
    34 | November 26, 2010 8:26 pm

    @ snowcrash:
    Black Friday in Cleburne. We moved out a whole bunch of old stuff at the garage sale. Put Walmart and Target to shame.

  34. NoThreat2U
    35 | November 26, 2010 8:27 pm

    @ snowcrash:
    That’s a big critter with some big horns. lol lol

  35. NoThreat2U
    36 | November 26, 2010 8:28 pm

    Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail….,18516/

  36. huckfunn
    37 | November 26, 2010 8:29 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    {{{NoThreat2U}}} I really enjoyed watching the movie with you the other night and I’m delighted that you took the time to watch. I’ll give you a heads-up when other gems are on.

  37. Philip_Daniel
    38 | November 26, 2010 8:30 pm

    I must be a member of the Illuminati Conspiracy, because I just made that very triangular hand sign!

  38. Philip_Daniel
    39 | November 26, 2010 8:33 pm

    mjazz wrote:

    Obama’s daughter wears occult symbol!

    So do some of my relatives! They must be conspiring to subdue the world under Illuminatism!

    Ignore the truly-imperialist ideologies like Islamism and Communism, concentrate on mythology instead!

  39. NoThreat2U
    40 | November 26, 2010 8:39 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    Yes, we will have to do that again sometime. My favorite old movie is The Major and The Minor. I forget who was in it, but it was funny as heck. That may not be a classic but it is one of my personal faves. Keep and eye out and let me know when another good one is on :) {{{Huck}}}

  40. NoThreat2U
  41. Calo
    42 | November 26, 2010 8:50 pm

    @ snowcrash:
    cute puppy pic

  42. NoThreat2U
    43 | November 26, 2010 8:53 pm

    @ Calo:
    Cannot display the webpage :(

  43. Calo
    44 | November 26, 2010 9:25 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    I never can get those linky-thingies to work right.


  44. NoThreat2U
    45 | November 26, 2010 10:05 pm

    @ Calo:
    Cute :)

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