This conspiracy theory is so funny and a relief from the insanity of Atlantis Build, General Seti and David Icke. Supposedly Kobe Bryant and Lebron James are members of a group called the Illuminati. They were recruited by Spike Lee at the behest bof Rapper Jay Z. You know they are members because of hand signs!
People have too much spare time!







Illuminati? More like illiterati. LOL. I thought the rumors mill had Jay Z being a Freemason. That is possible, Illuminati gets into wackadoodle conspiracy territory.
People’s imagination.
@ snowcrash:
Yeah I don’t know where people these ideas.
Is 6-pack a relative of tupac?
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@ Rodan:
The index finger and pinky raised hand signal will always mean HOOK’EM HORNS, go Texas Longhorns! So don’t mistake me for anything satanic. OK?
History Channel has entire shows dedicated to all kinds of secret societies and symbolism. Easy enough to start seeing connections if you believe those things and some of it is interesting. This video is taking that to a whole new level. LOL
snowcrash wrote:
Illiterati is right, lol. They achieved the rare two-fer, misusing two transitive verbs in the same sentence:
@ snowcrash:
Beyond a new level. This is CJ territory.
Did Obama really have to take the oath of Presidency a second time because he messed it up the first time?
@ Rodan:
Drugs. LDS does wonders for giving you off-the-wall thoughts. That’s fine. Most people forget about the nutso things they say when they are on acid. These guys have turned it into a belief system.
Umberto Eco wouldn’t touch that one.
The second time he gave the oath he didn’t use a Bible.
@ mjazz:
Yes. Chief Justice Roberts messed up the oath of office.
Iron Fist wrote:
Those damn mormons!
I don’t think these idiots are on drugs, I think the need drugs….or meds.
Obama’s daughter wears occult symbol!
@ Rodan:
I was on my home late one night from a casino last month and had coast to coast am on and some kid called in spouting the same exact thing. Even the the host was like “you’re out there dude.” That’s a pretty bad diss coming from the coast to coast people.
This guy was probably pissed about amnesty or the DREAM Act. LMAO
WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House has identified the person whose elbow injured President Barack Obama during a pickup game of basketball on Friday.
His name is Rey Decerega and he works for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.
http://weaselzippers.us/2010/11/26/obama-injured-during-basketball-game/
The Illuminati are all around us!!!!! Help!
Disney girl Belinda’s “Egoista”
Narsha and SHINee: Illuminati Infiltration of K-Pop
Christina Aguilera’s “Not Myself Tonight”: More Illuminati Music
And not to be left out: The Occult!!!!!
The 2009 VMAs: The Occult Mega-Ritual
Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro”
Oh no, not Kanye too!
The Wizard of Oz as well?
We all knew Lady Gaga was a witch.
Not to be outdone, Beyonce is also a witch!
Arizona just scored against Oregon.
@ gulfloafer:
This is really a weird one.
@ Halman:
Just saw that.
@ snowcrash:
2 words -- Gig ‘em
Calo wrote:
2 more words: Old Sarge
Rodan, released in Japan as Sora no Daikaijū Radon (空の大怪獣 ラドン?, lit. “Giant Monster of the Sky Radon”), is a 1956 tokusatsu film produced by Toho Studios. It was the studio’s first daikaiju eiga filmed in color (though Toho’s first color tokusatsu film, Madame White Snake, was released earlier that year). It is one of a series of “giant monster” movies that found an audience outside Japan, especially in the United States, where it was originally released as Rodan! The Flying Monster!!
Rodan follows in the footsteps of other Japanese monster movies, such as Godzilla, which involve a giant monster being awoken from an ancient hibernation by human beings. In Rodan, miners digging far into the earth stumble across a clutch of giant, prehistoric insects called Meganulon, which viciously attack several of the miners and prompt a government investigation into the matter in the year 1957. The giant bugs turn out to be little more than food for two gigantic flying beasts called Rodans, similar to pteranodons but far larger and more powerful, who hatch from giant eggs and proceed to terrorize the entire world. They are finally stopped by the military when they trap the Rodans in a cave and injure them. The Rodans try to escape but are fatally burned by lava and killed. Although one manages to escape, it refuses to be alone and joins its mate.
GAME ON: OR-AZ tied at 14 in the 2nd.
@ Halman:
That Rodan actually survived. He returns in Ghidorah The 3 headed Monster.
@ huckfunn:
Why are you watching football? Charlie Brown is on!!!!!!!! lol
NoThreat2U wrote:
It’s all about the cultural enlightenment.
@ Calo:
2 syllables -- Bevo
another 2 syllables- we suck
LoL
@ huckfunn:
LOL But Snoopy is a cultural icon. At least to me
@ snowcrash:
LOOK AT THE HORNS ON THAT SUCKER!!!!! My God!
@ NoThreat2U:
LONGhorns, they aren’t kidding.
@ snowcrash:
Black Friday in Cleburne. We moved out a whole bunch of old stuff at the garage sale. Put Walmart and Target to shame.
@ snowcrash:
That’s a big critter with some big horns. lol lol
Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail….
http://www.theonion.com/articles/frustrated-obama-sends-nation-rambling-75000word-e,18516/
@ NoThreat2U:
{{{NoThreat2U}}} I really enjoyed watching the movie with you the other night and I’m delighted that you took the time to watch. I’ll give you a heads-up when other gems are on.
I must be a member of the Illuminati Conspiracy, because I just made that very triangular hand sign!
mjazz wrote:
So do some of my relatives! They must be conspiring to subdue the world under Illuminatism!
Ignore the truly-imperialist ideologies like Islamism and Communism, concentrate on mythology instead!
@ huckfunn:
{{{Huck}}}
Yes, we will have to do that again sometime. My favorite old movie is The Major and The Minor. I forget who was in it, but it was funny as heck. That may not be a classic but it is one of my personal faves. Keep and eye out and let me know when another good one is on
@ huckfunn:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Major_and_the_Minor
@ snowcrash:
cute puppy pic
@ Calo:
Cannot display the webpage
@ NoThreat2U:
I never can get those linky-thingies to work right.
puppy
@ Calo:
Cute
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