
“Two young Kiwis have put New Zealand on the world map by gaining a Guinness World Record for the world’s largest tape ball. The record tape ball weighs a staggering 53kgs and has a circumference of more than 2.5 metres.”
Even though “Mr. Tape Ball” weighs about 117 pounds, he won’t sit in a car seat and won’t “buckle-up.” Mr. TB has an attitude that I don’t like. Mr. TB doesn’t rock. He rolls, and if I had to stop suddenly, I wouldn’t want his 117 pounds of attitude jamming my temporal, parietal and occipital lobes out through my nose. In other words, don’t expect a ride from me, Mr. TB. I’ll give you a push in a downhill direction, but that’s it.
[Good God. I've lost it. I'm talking to a ball of Kiwi tape that I met on the internet, in the back seat of a car that I don't own.]
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Originally posted here, but reposted for the African-American Friday Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: ball, Guinness World Record, New Zealand, Open thread, tape









It’s mmm mmm good, mmm mmm good.
That big ball of tape is 3M good.
/wait….I’ll groan for ya
Hmmm…. a sticky situation.
I’m still all humpy about that fraudulent “Cajun Kitchen” franchise restaurant. How can you blow making red beans and rice?
Who the hell would do that!
@ Bunk X:
then do the humpty dance!
@ Rodan:
I know – who would?
BUNK, you’re OT!
@ coldwarrior:
That’s my song right there!
@ Calo:
This really is weird.
Rodan wrote:
well, bunk was gettin all hump(t)y…sooo
Howdy from New Mexico, night shift critters
lobo91 wrote:
hola, neuva mexico!
What’s next? The biggest ball of black tape? Duct tape? Old Milli Vanilli, Menudo and Vanilla Ice tape?
lobo91 wrote:
Wait a minute. Did you cross the Red border and drop down?
lobo91 wrote:
What you doing out there? Visting a friend?
@ coldwarrior:
lol
Rodan wrote:
Family.
Leia and I are at my mom’s house.
@ mjazz:
i saw that…
me too..old!
@ lobo91:
Cool.
Rodan wrote:
I dunno, but I wrote the franchisee’s home company an email demanding reparations, gave them a google link to red beans and rice recipes and told them to cook pinto beans in lard. Yeah, I sure told ‘em.
Bruce Walker has an interesting article at American Thinker, making the case for Marco Rubio in 2012. His reasoning for Rubio in 2012 is sadly flawed, though.
@ Bunk X:
you should have recorded a how to vid and sent it along as well!
@ coldwarrior:
Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay, bow wow yippee yo yippee yay.
hey ya’ll
munchin on leftover holiday taters
so so good!
@ Bunk X:
BOOTSY!!!!
coldwarrior wrote:
Boil the beans, boil the rice, boil the sausage, strain the water out and put it on a freakin plate. Hell, they didn’t even have tobasco sauce on their tables. Bastards.
メタル布教活動としてMr. Crowleyのギターを弾いてみた
damn!!!!
coldwarrior wrote:
Cincinnati’s first bassman. Don’t forget Billy Hedges.
メタル布教活動としてCrazyTrainのギター弾いてみた .
Bunk X wrote:
billy hedges?
this one is excellent!
メタル布教活動としてEnter Sandmanのギターを弾いてみた
Bunk X wrote:
WHAT?
are u sure you didnt really end up in some kind of veggie hippie communal free kitchen thing?
climate chaos update:
Britain is expected to continue shivering for another fortnight as lower than normal temperatures accompany the earliest widespread snowfall since 1993.
The severe weather has already resulted in school closures as northern Scotland, north-east England and parts of north and east Yorkshire were blanketed in up to 6in of snow.
Forecasters have issued further heavy snow warnings for those areas, the East Midlands, the East of England, south-west England, Wales and Northern Ireland.
@ Morgan:
I agree with you. Rubio has lots of potential, but the country is not looking for and does not need another barely elected Senator with no leadership experience running for president.
I have no doubt Rubio would be vastly superior to what we have now, but he is still a young buck and needs to establish some bona fides before pursuing the highest office.
More proof of global warming!
//Ludwig von Quack Quack
coldwarrior wrote:
No. This was “downtown” Santa Barbara. Older-women-in-leggings-and-Uggboots-trying-to-look-teh-hawt territory. Serious yuppie infestation.
Guy?
[...] Roll The Tape › 2.0: The Blogmocracy [...]
This thread is hilarious. Love these at old cajun chef.
@ Kirly:
hey kirls
how you been?
have a good thanksgiving?
It’s going to be good to get back to Colorado tomorrow.
Every time I come home, I’m reminded of why I live in a different state…
mjazz wrote:
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. “In English,” he
explained, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages,
such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”
“However,” the professor continued, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up “Yeah, right.”
AZfederalist wrote:
agreed, please, can we not crown rubio yet.
i would love to see him as gov of florida first.
@ coldwarrior:
Excellent guitarist- I’m sorry I proposed, though…
mjazz wrote:
badumptum…he’ll be here all week folks, two drink minimum, try the veal and dont forget to tip the waitress!!
rain of lead wrote:
Hello rain…doing ok except a squished disc. Thanksgiving with the geezers can be difficult. Hope your holiday was fabulous!
Bunk X wrote:
i know the type/area.
Kirly wrote:
You been following the DoD, Kirly? Nils has a nice compilation of current vs. blocked vs. banned.
lobo91 wrote:
I know exactly what you mean…experiencing that right now.
@ AZfederalist:
The thing that caught my attention was when the writer started with the analogy of Reagan running in 1968 for President, in an attempt to note the parallel now between Rubio and Reagan.
What the writer overlooks, however, is that Reagan never intended to be elected President in 1968. He ran as a favorite son candidate in order to prevent a repeat of the 1964 GOP convention (where the contentious primary battle resulted in a divided party). He had no intention of accepting the nomination because he knew he wasn’t ready to become President just two years after being elected Governor of California.
@ Kirly:
it’s been great thanks
LOTS to be thankful for
I’m old enough to know that the simple things mean the most
@ lobo91:
They say lower temperatures are due towards global warming. Go figure!
coldwarrior wrote:
Hell, there were GUYS wearing Uggboots.
@ Bunk X:
Unfortunately not@ close enough. Computer was in for repairs and no internet at the geezers…on my droid right now.
Bunk X wrote:
while uggs are comfy fireplace wear, i prefer my danner mountain light II boots
Rodan wrote:
BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!!
Rodan wrote:
“They” talk too much, and “They” are assholes. And there are more assholes than sentient human beings who know the difference between red beans and rice and pinto beans out of a can and plopped onto a rice pilaf.
My New Scooter
Bunk X wrote:
the bunk is steamed ’bout the beans and rice!
@ coldwarrior:
hey cw
you watching the game?
nevada is trying to make a comeback
@ mjazz:
oh my….
rain of lead wrote:
oh yeah!
this is a good one.
@ rain of lead:
nevada was calling this the biggest game in the history of their program.
@ Kirly:
oh, hi kirly, i didnt see you there.
Well, I’ve had about enough holiday cheer for one season. Time for me to head for bed, so Leia and I can get home before dinner tommorow.
Night, all…
coldwarrior wrote:
Oh, but you don’t know! The temperatures were all the way down into the upper 60s! I had to roll my window halfway up on the way home. Almost put on a jacket. IT WAS THAT COLD.
@ coldwarrior:
yeah, hard to see her with the game on
@ lobo91:
night, safe trip tomorrow
@ coldwarrior:
He will stay as Senator. The odds of him running for governor in Florida is low.
The only reason some people mention Rubio is because all the potential 2012 Candidates suck.
Donald Trump is the only charismatic one if he runs.
Bunk X wrote:
upper 60′s, in SB??? the horror!
@ lobo91:
What don’t you like about it?
One nickname I heard from those not enamored is “The Land of Entrapment”.
Rodan wrote:
senators make shitty presidents…as a rule governors are better mentally for the job.
rain of lead wrote:
NV is driving for the lead!
I think nevada is about to score
@ coldwarrior:
Well, at least they are not playing on the blue grass tonight.
@ Morgan:
The comparison of Sarah Palin and Ronald Reagan rubs me the wrong way. And I like her, she has potential. But we should all remember Regan was 69 years old when he was sworn in. People who like to rush things make me nervous.
mjazz wrote:
Fuck your new scooter. I’m talking about the red beans and rice ripoff bastards.
@ Rodan:
Republicans no comprendan “charismatic”.
coldwarrior wrote:
Hi!
Calo wrote:
i love the smurf turf! mrs coldwarrior loves it too!
hey kids
Kirly wrote:
HI to you too
rain of lead wrote:
.
we got a ball game here!
@ Bunk X:
You looked up the recipes earlier and emailed them to the chains HQ’s.
Now put those to good use and make us some – I’ll expect dinner tomorrow night here.
@ savage:
привет товарищ! как – Вы?
@ coldwarrior:
JFK was a senator and hew was a good President. Jimmy Carter and Bush II were governors and they sucked. SO the rule doesn’t always hold.
what a run by martin!
highlight reel stuff.
wow 79 yard run, awesome
Out here as well.
@ savage:
Congrats on the new job.
And Happy belated Thanksgiving.
@ MrPaulRevere:
Palin is no Reagan and she doesn’t have his intellect or charisma.
@ Rodan:
senators=bargain and look for consensus
governors=executive decision making
that’s what i’m gettin at.
coldwarrior wrote:
Я думаю, что я видел Чаки езды вниз бульваре Санта-Моника сегодня
rain of lead wrote:
that was highlight reel to the nfl right there
Calo wrote:
The same to you. It’s nice working again.
coldwarrior wrote:
Well the rule doesn’t hold. It’s the individual that matters. Bush II and Carter were failures.
Trump knows how to maken decision, which is why in 2012 I think he would be a good candidate.
Rodan wrote:
Couldn’t disagree more with you.
@ savage:
are you sure?
@ Morgan:
Really. Can you give an example of where Palin made a great intellectual speech on the level as Reagan? She just uses simple slogans and talking points. Watch a Reagan speech and a Palin speech and you’ll see for yourself.
savage wrote:
Savage, you’ve been around. When you order red beans and rice, don’t you expect to be served red beans and rice? Or do you expect a blob of mashed pinto beans spooned from a can?
Rodan wrote:
christie…after he fixes jersey
@ Rodan:
I agree, she’s only 46 I don’t understand the the sense of urgency.
Regan did 8 years as Governors, Palin quit after 2 years. Enough said right there.
@ coldwarrior:
Yes, he’s my man!
@ coldwarrior:
95% sure.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
I don’t get this worship of her. She’s just a talking head celebrity. What great ideas has she espoused?
One of the hazards of golf in Phoenix
savage wrote:
this situation is gonna get very funny/interesting one day.
Rodan wrote:
I like Sarah Palin. I bet she knows how to cook up red beans and rice, too.
Bunk X wrote:
Red beans need to be soaked in water for 24 hours then cooked down in a slow cooker for at least 8 hrs after that along with just salt. None of that canned crapola if you want the real thing.
@ Bunk X:
She probably does know how cook that with venison.
mjazz wrote:
wow, that’s rough!
@ Morgan:
I’m not a Palin hater, but 2012 is not her time.
coldwarrior wrote:
it’s gonna get interesting, that’s for sure
Rodan wrote:
Bullshit. The numerous, frivolous ethics violation complaints filed against her resulted in her resignation (in order to keep Alaskans from paying the legal costs).
Morgan wrote:
i would prefer her at head of rnc right now.
i wish she wouldnt have quit the governor position tho. that’s gonna leave a mark.
jeez, ball can move the ball
savage wrote:
That’s what I’ve been saying all night. These Palin bashers just don’t get it.
MrPaulRevere wrote:
yeah, too early.
head of rnc for a while, then run in 4 cycles or so.
rain of lead wrote:
this is gonna go OT.
@ Morgan:
The Clintons didn’t run when they got in legal trouble. They stuck it out and fought. She quit and that’s the truth.
Do you really think Plain can defeat the Progressive machine? She couldn’t even get Joe Miller elected in Alaska.
Bunk X wrote:
see, that settles it.
palin 2012!
what the hell was that nevada??????
horrible clock management.
@ coldwarrior:
It makes her look like a quitter. If she handle the heat of Alaska governorship, how will she deal with the Presidency?
That will be Obama’s argument is she she runs.
@ savage:
I just translated that.
Too funny!
@ Morgan:
Palin needs to stay as far away from a goddamn microphone and camera. Shes a deranged attention whore of the lowest order. Stop making excuses for her, ok?
Rodan wrote:
time heals that wound. it does.
Rodan wrote:
She quit the governorship because she was blocked out, and at the same time she’d been tagged to run as vp to McCain. Kind of a logical no brainer, giving the circumstances.
Now about false advertising, let’s talk about the Cajun Kitchen.
Calo wrote:
true dat
td nv
@ coldwarrior:
Yep.
I’ll never get to sleep now.
rain of lead wrote:
and we got a tied ball game!
tie game
coldwarrior wrote:
yep….What a game !!
@ Morgan:
Yeah, SLAPP suits.
Rodan wrote:
Reagan is the standard, the measuring stick if you will. I will always remember fondly the Reagan years. The first couple of years were lean but after ’83 I had plenty of work. And we all felt secure because we knew the Russians or Iranians respected the old man.
Halman wrote:
after the bama auburn game and then this one, great day of college ball today! cant wait for tomorrow!
OHHHHH!!!!!!
what a catch!
what a catch!
@ savage:
I don’t understand why people can’t criticize Palin?
Rodan wrote:
Sarah resigned to keep Alaskans from paying the legal bills; the last round of filings targeted the legal defense fund she had set up so Alaskans didn’t have to pay her bills. State law, as I understand it, would’ve meant the assets in her legal defense fund would’ve been frozen. That’s the truth.
And don’t count the chickens until they’re hatched with Joe Miller. The legal dispute hasn’t been settled yet.
hey, no pressure, kicker….
@ MrPaulRevere:
I was a young kid and remember the Reagan years. Historians will remember it as the peak of America.
Rodan wrote:
You can criticize Sarah all you want; I’m debating you because I think you are wrong about her.
Morgan wrote:
then that is going to have be brought out constantly and perpetually. she still aint ready YET.
@ MrPaulRevere:
I was making $300 a quarter in interest alone.
@ Rodan:
Well, I just did. How bout that?
I fucking swear to God, the only reason Sarah got in the position she is in is because of that so-called hero of the Hanoi Hilton, Juan McAmnesty.
no good!
he missed it.
@ Morgan:
Yeah she quit to spear the people of Alaska. Please, you really believe that?
What’s so great about her that you think she should be President.
coldwarrior wrote:
god damned kickers.
@ Morgan:
You actually believe that propaganda?
@ coldwarrior:
Nah, I didn’t say that. 2016 maybe. Palin’s been Quayled by Tina Fey and others. (You watch: A Dark Horse is coming out of the stable, and his name ain’t Romney…)
savage wrote:
I don’t make excuses for Sarah, and try telling Nikki Haley, Susanna Martinez, Joe Miller, and others she has endorsed that she “needs to stay as far away from a goddamn microphone and camera”.
Bunk X wrote:
been quayled indeed.
savage wrote:
As surely as you believe otherwise.
@ Morgan:
she’s batting .650 on her first election, not bad.
Rodan wrote:
She’s unelectable because she’s been Quayled. She’s got more power on the sidelines.
@ Morgan:
I didn’t know all the details.
You think the media would have mentioned that./
Rodan wrote:
Have you seen her record as Governor of Alaska? And as far as comparing her speeches with Reagan’s, I find no differences between them. They’re on the same level, as far as I’m concerned.
@ Morgan:
Susana Martinez and Nikki Haley would of won without here.
Joe Miller, Christine O’Donnell, Ken Buck, Tancredo and Sharron Angle all lost. SO she doesn’t have a great record or good judgment in endorsing candidates.
@ savage:
I disagree completely. Attention whore? What politician isn’t?
Bunk X wrote:
the dems put that maniac dean in charge of the dems and he cleaned our clocks except this year.
give her rnc chair and lets see what happens. i think she would be great at that job for now. it would help her build resume.
savage wrote:
Exactly! And it was because of Sarah as the VP nominee that McCain ever had a chance against Obama in 2008.
@ Morgan:
Endorsements don’t mean fuck-all. BFD. Those people won on their merits. Another thing, since you are so fond of the ‘goddess of the Republican Party’, why don’t you post some actual facts about why she resigned as Governor of Alaska?
It’s fact check your ass time.
@ Morgan:
Reagan actually had ideas and was able to espouse them effectively.
Plain just repeats vague platitudes and talking points. She relies on emotions, Reagan relied on reasoning.
She don’t even know the difference between North Korea and South Korea.
Bunk X wrote:
attention whore is part of the job description.
coldwarrior wrote:
stupid fucking kicker
oh my god! he missed it from 29
Morgan wrote:
i do agree with that totally. the polling data shows that.
@ rain of lead:
Unbelievable.
Rodan wrote:
Certainly the peak of post WWII America, no doubt about it. With Reagan we knew we had a man with character and wisdom in the White House. It really was a time of American revival, the economy took off and traditional values were shown respect. But at the end of the day, Reagan only bought the Republic time. And we have squandered that time.
@ Morgan:
They still lost. She was easy to Alinsky because she had no gravitas. She couldn’t even handle Katie Couric and answer simple questions.
Rodan wrote:
now hold on, i saw that, she corrected immediately. that was simple slip up
@ savage:
Interesting perspective.
Politics in a nutshell
Bunk X wrote:
They all suck. Reagan wasn’t and that’s the entire problem right now. No one has any fucking balls to tell it like it is and everyone is always trying to be everything to everyone.
The hell with that.
man what a game
@ coldwarrior:
Boise State is done. No BCS for them.
say goodbye to the goalposts!
way to go boise kicker, twice.
Nev.WIN
they are going nuts
@ coldwarrior:
She had to be prodded by Beck. The fact she couldn’t get that right says alot.
Rodan wrote:
Plenty of people criticize Palin, but for all the wrong reasons. She is correct on many basic common sense levels, and that correctivenessicity reverberates within the peliososphere of teh conglomerationality.
@ mjazz:
You are on a roll tonight mjazz. lol
@ Bunk X:
Shes based on emotions and not thoughtful reasoning.
@ savage:
Allen west is more qualified than Palin. he actually can think off the top of his head and is the real deal.
Rodan wrote:
Once again, bullshit. Both Martinez and Haley were way behind in the primaries, both of which had multiple candidates competing. Once Sarah endorsed them, both went straight to the top and never left.
By the way, take a look at the list of candidates she endorsed and how they fared. I’d say she has a damn good record in endorsing candidates.
Rodan wrote:
the coaches/writers will destroy them for this, even tho nv was ranked and is very good.
coldwarrior wrote:
Did you mean “Pressure Cooker?”
Go to Google Maps.
Go to get directions.
Type Japan as the start location. Type China as the end location.
Go to direction #42.
Rodan wrote:
Yep. Leading men into battle carries a lot more weight then sitting behind a desk in a statehouse.
*sneaks in, puts a plate of rice and Chilean Guinea pig droppings fried in lard in front of Bunk, then runs off to steal someones wet wipes.*
Hey Bunk! Rice and *cough* Beans!
@ Morgan:
Do you have polling data to back this up?
Also her support of Angle and Buck cost the Republicans 2 Senate seats.
Rodan wrote:
Sadly, when it comes to Sarah, I think you have swallowed what the media and Palin-haters say about her, hook, line and sinker. Doesn’t even know the difference between North & South Korea? Really? Are you serious?!
@ savage:
Also he can actually come up with ideas and doesn’t use talking points.
Rodan wrote:
“my muslim faith”
obama
he had to be prodded too, becasue he was lying.
palin slipped up, big deal. if microphones followed any of us around all day we would look like idiots as well.
@ Morgan:
The second Sarah’s mug was in Fiorina’s add was the end of any hope of a conservative here in California. So there you go. What a great job Palin did for California. Oh, I am so impressed with the lovely Saint Sarah.
savage wrote:
and the good ltc is no where near ready to be in the whitehouse.
ltc is middle management.
he needs to do some other things first
@ Morgan:
Nope, I made my own conclusions about her through my observations. There are plenty of Conservatives who haven’t jumped on the Plain Bandwagon.
Look at an Allen West speech and Palin speech. You will see the difference.
savage wrote:
well, savage, california is not the rest of the US. really, it isnt.
sadly enough. i dont even think there is a living gop in that state, is there?
@ coldwarrior:
He’s more qualified than Palin. He actually can explain his views and has great intellect.
Trump is better than Plain as well.
@ coldwarrior:
got a pick for who could be on a short list for 2012?
coldwarrior wrote:
We’re trying, believe me.
Rodan wrote:
the ceo of a midsized company is more qualified than both of them.
savage wrote:
good luck with that! really. i mean it.
@ coldwarrior:
Obama is another lightweight as well. No one is saying this. I’m just pointing out Palin’s a lightweight as well.
Palin’s support of Angle over Tarkanian and Lowden, plus her support of Ken Buck over Jane Norton, cost the GOP 2 Senate seats.
@ coldwarrior:
California has been gerrymandered. The majority of the state is conservative.
@ coldwarrior:
You just named Donald Trump.
savage wrote:
nope, and nor will i speculate. we dont even know who is willing to undergo the media anal exam to get in the race yet.
@ coldwarrior:
We are dying out here with all the fucking Communists running this place into the shitter.
Calo wrote:
the end result is what it is.
gerymandered or not.
savage wrote:
i loved it when i was out there.
i have no intentions of ever living there again, and that makes me sad because it is a wonderful place.
@ coldwarrior:
That was my original point. All the 2012 GOpers suck. They are washed up with old stale ideals.
@ coldwarrior:
It wasn’t always Marxist.
Rodan wrote:
first round mistakes.
she is batting .650, that is a good number for the first time out.
Rodan wrote:
time will tell. and if its palin, i will back her 100%
if its romney, i will not vote.
Rodan wrote:
trump
Calo wrote:
hey now…i just thought about what you said…then why did they elect gerry brown?
@ coldwarrior:
It has to be someone that won’t be afraid of sending all the Democrats into prison for their crimes against America. And if I was the President, the Democrat Party would be outlawed. Period.
Rodan wrote:
Wrong. Sarah didn’t endorse Sharron Angle until after she had won the primary in Nevada. And Ken Buck was a bad choice why?
@ coldwarrior:
Because Meg Whitman is a RINO in a skirt.
savage wrote:
and that is why you wont be il prezidente!
savage wrote:
and whitman was picked to run by whom?
see…they ran someone that killed jobs in an election during a recession!!!
hello!!!
@ Morgan:
Her Brother and father endorced Angle. That was a defacto endorsement and she gave them her blessing.
Ken Buck didn’t fit the Colorado electorate. He was against Abortion even in the care of incest and rape. Something that even many Pro-Lifers are in favor of. He ran a horrible campaign. Jane Norton was a more Libertarian leaning Republican and reflected the electorate.
i’d vote for ed rendel over mitt romney.
@ coldwarrior:
Trump would eat Palin for Lunch in a debate. She will repeat platitudes and say you betcha. Trump will speak facts and know what’s he talking about.
coldwarrior wrote:
Yeah Ed Rendell is actually more Conservative.
Rodan wrote:
bingo on that.
Rodan wrote:
I’d love to see Donald tell her, ‘Sarah, you’re FIRED!’ bwhahaha
Rodan wrote:
i cant wait to see trump try to pass the socialcon purity tests.
Rodan wrote:
i’d vote for ed rendel over mccain as well
@ coldwarrior:
The way the GOP is nowadays, Reagan wouldn’t pass the socialcon purity test.
Morgan wrote:
that is true…it is
angle was the wrong candidtate in NV, tarkinain wins that going away. the tea parties effed that one up.
@ savage:
He would say: “Sarah, you quit”!
it never ends
@ coldwarrior:
It was the extremist social Cons who tricked the Tea Partiers by hijacking that label. Also Harry Reid was running ads attacking Lowden and Tarkanian. He even had front groups supporting Angle. He got the opponent he wanted.
Rodan wrote:
true.
i need to go back and look at the 76 primary between him and ford….
@ coldwarrior:
Herself. She was bound and determined to buy that office no matter how much money it cost her. Also, there are facts coming out that the nurses union paid Gloria Allred to bring up the illegal alien issue and Nutmeg didn’t fight back.
mjazz wrote:
wow, am i glad i’m not on *deleted* while looking at that!
@ Rodan:
LOL!
Look I personally like Palin. She should of challenged Murkoski for Alaska Senate or challenge this idiot for head of the RNC. She’s great at mobilizing the base. But she has high negatives with Independents, that will hurt her chances in a Presidential run.
Well, got a long day ahead of me tomorrow so I gotta get.
Nice talking with everyone. Good night.
savage wrote:
THE GOP VOTERS IN CA still picked her.
that’s why i ask, is there a viable gop in ca?
savage wrote:
dobreya utra, komrade
@ coldwarrior:
I was sorta thinking in a similar way
Night all!
mjazz wrote:
oh yeah.
Rodan wrote:
night
Rodan wrote:
Bullshit. She corrected herself immediately after her accidental gaffe, and who is “Plain?”
@ Bunk X:
i just looked, there is no youtubage for us to look at, all copyrighted
*sees all the grown ups have left… runs over and steals Bunk’s rice and beans.*
Blleeeaurrgh!!!
*spit, spit… PUKE!*
Gone…..
Mongoose wrote:
see ya, riki tiki tavi!
@ mjazz:
That’s just not right.
@ Calo:
it aint.
coldwarrior wrote:
Bums me right in. Click on the Utoobage links…
@ Mongoose:
Maybe you could cook us some proper Southern red beans and rice. Sans the curry.
Bunk X wrote:
i have a link for you for some possible pics for the OOT..
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/26/ventblockers_2/
Calo wrote:
curry is very good for you…
Rammstein -- Feuer Frei! (Live Völkerball -- London)
a pyro dream
Rodan wrote:
I disagree. The left hates her, and uses the Katie Couric interview as a weapon. Is she a credible candidate? No. Not any more.
McCain lost the election. Palin didn’t.
@ coldwarrior:
MMMhhh, yes.
healthy
@ coldwarrior:
i cannot beleive their insurance company let them do that!
Calo wrote:
i dont get it
Bunk X wrote:
she can be credible candidate in the future. build a resume
@ coldwarrior:
It sounded like NT2U caught you with one of those – maybe?
Calo wrote:
it wasnt one of those per se…there may or may not have been in possession of anyone i know some cigars that could possibly be viewed as in violation of a given statute, you see.
lawyer speak.
@ Morgan:
You are correct, Morgan. It’s popular to trash Palin now. Many forget what happened when she appeared in front of the cameras not too long ago. Here was a woman who spoke about conservative principles, without teleprompters, before the leftists in the media tore her apart. Sarah Palin kicked off the TEA party movement, yet gets no credit for it.
Calo wrote:
ummm…and nothreat was smoking it….as i quit the nicotine monkey some years ago.
dont mind the commercial
Depeche Mode -- Everything Counts (Remastered Video)
this was u-bahn music.
@ savage:
Wrong-o, bro. With or without Sarah Palin, the coastal libs, due to gerrymandering in its extreme, would override any sane voting public. Palin’s endorsement didn’t hurt. If anything it helped.
@ Bunk X:
The Elitists, both Left and Right, correctly see her as a threat to their power base. This may make electing her more difficult, but makes her to me (and I suspect many others) a more attractive candidate. We don’t need a Ruling Class in America, but one has grown up in the last 50-70 years, and its hold on Washington is damn near absolute. That must be broken if we are to endure as a free nation.
@ Iron Fist:
like i said, i’ll vote for her.
i would vote for ed rendel over romney.
@ coldwarrior:
Dana Rorabacher, Tom McClintock, Dick Dale…
Bunk X wrote:
i like the dick dale idea
Aw, hell, check out the cartoon on Lucianne…
@ Iron Fist:
hey, check out he vid in post 261…i think you will like the ending
@ Iron Fist:
thats racist with 5a’s
(not)
@ Bunk X:
I like her fine. O’Reilly asked her what she would do about the Gulf spill and she had a ready answer. She would probably tell the Muslims to stuff it and she would lower taxes which would stimulate the economy.
I’ve never heard her say it but she looks pro-gun to me.
coldwarrior wrote:
Romney’s a good guy, but he’s not a good choice. I don’t like popular people from any party to be president. I want a guy who doesn’t care if he pisses off people, as long as he does what is right, and knows the difference between pinto beans and red beans.
@ coldwarrior:
Romney is the Establishment Republican candidate. We’d be replacing a Left-wing incompetant with a nominally right-wing incompetant. A minor gain, I guess. At least Romney wouldn’t be trying to destroy America, but he wouldn’t be doing the hard things that need to be done to save her, either. He’ll try and kick the can dwon the road, and we can’t afford to play that game anymore. I understand Palin is damaged from the incessant (and sometimes irrational) attacks from the Left. If I were her, I don’t know as I would want to subject my family to a Presidential run. If the fuckers will attack Trig Palin (and they have), they will do anything. But if not Palin, who? No one speaks to the Heartland the way Sarah has. No one since Reagan has cared what the heartland really thought.
dick dale -- miserlou
@ Bunk X:
@ Iron Fist:
you guys dont get it.
rendel is more conservative than romney…and rendel knows how to make red beans and rice.
Iron Fist wrote:
if anything she is where reagan was in 66-70…why does she have to run now?
@ coldwarrior:
Yeah, I love the flamethrowers. That’s good head-bangin’ music
Iron Fist wrote:
i thought you would enjoy rammstein.
@ coldwarrior:
She may not. The question is who are we going to get behind in 2012. I do not want Romney. I do not want Huckabee. I want someone who is a solid conservative, who is beholden to as few Washington interests as possible (Washington interests are not the interests of the Country), and who is electible. Sarah can provide the first two in spades, but is marginal on the third. OTOH, electing someone who can’t provide th efirst two is, to me, not a victory.
Iron Fist wrote:
253 vid has more pyro
@ coldwarrior:
Some of their stuff is a little too extreme for me. Have you ever seen the uncensored video for Buch Dich!? It is basically gay S&M porn. Not my taste.
Iron Fist wrote:
Palin is not the best candidate to run in 2012. She’s got more power as a gadfly.
Unfortunately we have a “ruling class” on both sides of the aisle. There are no “citizen soldiers” in upper level politics.
Iron Fist wrote:
huckabee is toast, he has his very own willie horton
you description is the classic put like this:
a car, pic 2
fast
reliable
inexpensive
therein lies the conundrum
coldwarrior wrote:
I just tossed him in to see if anyone was paying attention. He’s got a ponytail, too.
@ Iron Fist:
Good points.
Iron Fist wrote:
yeah, they are germans industrial push the limits on purpose. saw these cats twice…no one has come close to the pure thumping energy as these cats
this is the band they were before rammstein
Shriekback -- Nemesis
Bunk X wrote:
i aint gonna miss that one!
coldwarrior wrote:
It’s Jindal. Bobby Jindal knows how to make red beans and rice.
“The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement”
Bunk X wrote:
i could be persuaded to go for that
mjazz wrote:
THE SINGLE FUNNIEST MOMENT IN AMERICAN TV.
PERIOD.
@ Bunk X:
No curry?
@ coldwarrior:
http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fffuuu-Statue.jpeg
@ coldwarrior:
They will attack Jindal on his religion (just as they did Palin). We’ve already seen a preview of that at the Swamp. That said, he came across as competant during the BP disaster. We could do worse. I know TFK doesn’t like him, but Rick Perry has a lot to commend him. The other day he laid it on the line and called Social Security a Ponzi Scheme. I’ve been waiting my whole life for a politician withthe courage to say that.
@ mjazz:
wow…the feathered hair…
@ mjazz:
Doesn’t she hunt?
Nuf said.
mjazz wrote:
Curry? In red beans and rice? Blasphemy! Andouille!
G’nite, all. Bunk Out.
@ Calo:
Palin is very pro-gun. Possibly on the order of me, pro-gun.
Sad to say, but appearances count too.
Baggy old men just don’t project the charismatic that Rodan referred to.
@ Iron Fist:
is jundal hindu or what, i haven’t payed attention
@ Iron Fist:
Don’t be fooled. Even Texans who voted for Mr Perfect Hair don’t like him.
We had no choice.
Bunk X wrote:
CHERIZO!!!
night bunk
Calo wrote:
yeah…i read about that.
coldwarrior wrote:
Doesn’t matter as long as he’s right. Fuck charisma.
@ Bunk X:
Hah.
Sleep well Bunk!
@ Bunk X:
Another Bob Dole, then.
Bunk X wrote:
?
@ coldwarrior:
Jindal is Catholic, and there are rumors about his participation in an excorcism at some point. It doesn’t matter if the rumors are true or not, their existance is enough for the Left to go after him balls to the wall on it.
Iron Fist wrote:
he isnt a jesuit (SOJ). he could not have been part of an exorcism in any meaningful way.
@ Calo:
We have to find somebody, though. I am not content to let the Republican Establishment pick our next candidate. For one thing, their track record is awful. Any Establishment that gave us a Dole and a McCain has no business mentioning “electibility” to the Tea Party…
@ Iron Fist:
Agreed. Allen Wes would be my pick.
@ coldwarrior:
Truth is of no particular matter to the Left. The other day Lost said the biggest thing they have against Palin overseas was her quip about she could “see Russia from her front porch”. The only problem is she didn’t say that. Tina Fey did. It doesn’t matter if the closest Jindal ever got to an exorcism was watching the movie. If they can tar him with it, they will. It doesn’t disqualify him, of course. It is simply a direction of attack that used to be off limits that we have to be ready for.
Jindal is Roman Catholic.
@ Iron Fist:
ya know what…if jindal addresses this and hits it hard and stomps the press on it, he caries the north. lotsa catholics up here.
the msm carries no weight anyome
@ Iron Fist:
That’s basically what I was saying.
Mike C. wrote:
Yes, he is.
@ Iron Fist:
John F. Kennedy was the first Roman Catholic to be elected.
@ mjazz:
mjazz, who would you choose?
mjazz wrote:
and killed in office.
Good night.
@ mjazz:
Where is the utoobage tonight?
@ Calo:
Right now I like Sarah Palin. I haven’t checked the other ones out yet.
@ mjazz:
Sleep well mjazz.
jindal would pass in the south…he would win may votes in the north and midwest.
and a candidate form the midwest on the ticket..
night all!
Jindal’s potential religion problem has nothing to do with exorcism or the fact that he’s RC. It consists of the fact that he supported the teaching of creationism in public schools. There goes science types and a large chunk of the libertarians as well as most of the only vaguely religious/agnostic. And on comes the “religious right” label. And then he loses. If he keeps doing a good job as governor, hopefully for another term, and watches his mouth, he can get far enough away from that minefield to essentially cancel it out, but not by next year, which is when the election starts.
@ Calo:
Allen West is good, but he will need more time in public service. the 2012 election cycle has already started, and he hasn’t even been sworn in yout. The same is true of Marco Rubio. Both are formidible potential candidates, and both fit the criteria I mentioned above. They just won’t be ready by 2012.
@ Mike C.:
That hurts him with CHarles Johnson, but how many divisions doe he have? It’ll hurt him with people who would never vote for a Republican, but I am sick of us trying to warp our message to please people who hate our guts. Would it hurt him among independants? Not likely in the South. I don’t know about the resto of the country, though.
@ Iron Fist:
It will hurt him with me, and I’m not alone. I want a federalist and somebody with some economic sanity; someone who believes in the constitution and has at least a modicum of common sense about themselves. Somebody who believes in limited government, free enterprise, and the inviolate rights of the citizens, including property rights in all aspects. Somebody who conflates religion and science is not on my list.
@ Iron Fist:
The Left Coast is strange – one thing would come out of their mouths to you and then a completely different message “bandit” liberal sign would be in their yard in the morning. I always felt like a stranger amongst my neighbors there.
Mike C. wrote:
I am more concerned with Global Warmists, who want to tax the industrial revolution out of business, than I am creationists. I would also note that the majority of the world’s religions posit a creation of the world by God or gods, and that hasn’t destroyed the world yet.
@ Calo:
I could never live there. It wouldn’t end well. Knowing this about myself, I’ve never been tempted to move there, not even when my fiancee lived there (before we were engaged).
@ Iron Fist:
That’s why I am a southern girl now.
The place made me nuts.
And, can I ask you a gun question?
(total novice)
The 15 year old boy wants one. Any advice?
Iron Fist wrote:
I’ve got no beef with people believing in one flavor of religion or another. I do, however, have a beef with one particular set of religious beliefs being taught in science class when it has nothing to do with science at all. If people want to teach it in public school along with other religion’s versions of it in something like a comparative religion class, I’m okay with that as well. But it’s not science – period.
Calo wrote:
Start small and with qualified instruction. A rifle in .22 LR – cheap to shoot, lots and lots of good ones available at reasonable prices. After he learns how to handle that safely and competently he can move on to other things if desired. Get qualified instruction.
@ Calo:
Henry Rifle – Golden Boy
Ruger 10/22
Either one of those is a good quality gun. The lever gun is a real Henery rifle, which is kind of historic. The 10/22 will take high-capacity clips. Either one is good for learning the basics: Safety first. I highly recomend a hunter safety course or something similar. Accidents with firearms can be permanent and catastrophic in their consequences. 15 is a good age to start learning about guns, and either of these .22s will be fun and good for learning with.
Mike C. wrote:
Neither is Global Warming, and they show Al Gore’s propaganda in science classes. Creationism just isn’t the big threat that Chuck makes it out to be. Personally, I’m not imressed by any part of our public education system. There are a lot greater threats to the education of our (well your children. I don’t have any) children than creationism. The bigggest threat is the teacher’s union.
Heh. I bought the grandson a Henry Youth model (shorter pull) this summer. He’s 10. Ruger has sold a gazillion 10/22s and for good reason. CZ makes a beautiful bolt action .22, but we’re talking more money now. At 15, the 10/22 might be a better choice – I think kids should learn on a manual action, not a semi-auto, but 15 should be old enough to hopefully have him resist any “pray and spray” impulses with propoer instruction
@ Iron Fist:
BINGO!
and thanks @ Mike C.:
@ Iron Fist:
Safety first, thank you both – ya’ll are preaching to the choir. Now how many years did I spend as a Critical Care RN in LALA land?
I can’t even begin to tell you how many herniated brains from gun trauma that escaped through orifices I don’t care to remember I could tell you about.
CZ 513 Basic
http://cz-usa.com/products/view/cz-513-basic/
$ 328 list price
CZ makes lots of variants of this basic rifle, some of them quite expensive. “Havoc” at GCP has one of them and swears by it.
Of course, there’s always the possibility your son may be more interested in shotguns than rifles (that’s how I started.) If so, there’s only one choice – the Remington 870. Over 10 million sold and still going as strong as ever. I’d recommend a Wingmaster model in 20 guage to start.
http://www.remington.com/products/firearms/shotguns/model-870/model-870-wingmaster.aspx
coldwarrior wrote:
I wear New Balance athletic shoes. They allow all-black (non-canvas!) athletic shoes at work. New Balance is the only shoe that fits me properly that I can sort of afford.
Iron Fist wrote:
Makes sense to me.
Rodan wrote:
I would go for Allen West in preference to anybody else, even considering his lack of experience. He gets it. Nobody else does to the same extent.
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@ 1389AD:
I wear New Balance 547′s casually. They are a tremendous shoe.
At work, I’ve gotta wear steel-toed boots with oil resistance and waterproofing, so I wear a pair of insulated Red Wings.
coldwarrior wrote:
That depends. Bill Clinton stank IMO. But then he stank as governor too – he and the Dixie Mafia crowd he rode in with.
Hey are anyone else’s interwebs REALLY gummy this morning?
Bumr50 wrote:
Running okay here.
Somali teen of unknown religion tries to set off bomb at Christmas lighting in Portland.
Must be a Buddhist.
///- those had better not be needed.
@ 1389AD:
Bill Clinton was awful. Almost Obama bad. The only reason he wasn’t removed from office is that Democrats don’t consider sexual harassment and obstructuion of justice (to say nothing of perjury) as “high crimes and misdemenors”. Bt definition, only Republicans can do things rising to the level of impeachment. And I say nothing of Clinton’s other crimes, like burning 80 men, women, and children alive at Waco. Kidnapping a Cuban boy at gunpoint. Ignoring the massacre in Rwanda (real genocide). Never forget that the Republican “Elites” ran Bob Dole against this motherfucker, if you can consider what Bob Dole did as actually “running” for office. Kind of like McCain in that…
@ Mike C.:
Thanks.
Got a new Firefox update a week or so ago, and things have gotten consistently slower.
Must do some tweaking…
@ mfhorn:
Thank God we are importing Somolis to do the work Americans won’t do, what with the shortage in workers and all of these unfilled jobs dragging the economy down…
Wow! This should be big:
Something to keep in mind when the SPLC designates a new “Hate Group” of the week: where does all that money come from? Soros, anyone? How much does it cost to get your political opponent designated a hater? The SPLC shouldn’t have any crediblilty left, but they do with the theoretical independant votes. Like I said, this should be big news. But it won’t be.
@ Bumr50:
Seems like my Firefox is crashing more & more.
@ mfhorn:
I haven’t really had a crash per se, but things are definitely sticky.
I’m running Kaspersky for the first time with this machine, and may just have to grant it some more permissions.
@ Bumr50:
I agree. Firefox has been crashing all week on me too. I thought I just had too many tabs open.
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MrPaulRevere wrote:
Palin has little appeal to Indepependents and even less to Democrats. I cannot for the life of me figutre out why people here keep saying that the Democrats fear her, on the contrary sheis their favorite Republican candidate.