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The 12 Days of Ramadan
by Macker ( 136 Comments › )Filed under Humor, Islam, Open thread, Terrorism at December 22nd, 2010 - 8:30 pm
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We're not easily offended and don't want people to think they have to walk on eggshells around here (like at another place that shall remain nameless) but of course, there is a limit to everything.
Play nice!
This should be rescheduled. M’s thread was only up 30 minutes.
Rofl,
what a bunch of animals.
and part of zero’s job as totus is to make sure no one speaks ill of these heathens.
Besides that, Ramadan was in August this year.
http://www.when-is.com/ramadan-2010.asp
No Festivus Radio Show?
@ Bunk X:
Tomorrow night! Rodan took off to a Christmas party tonight.
HA HA HA!
Nobody suspects the lurking Prebanned!
It’s Jihad, Farley Towne!
I am looking for Karridines’ song about Islam, done in a style reminesent of the old gramophone sound.
Anybody? Bueller?
I’ve been wanting to post the digital version of Christmas!
swamprat wrote:
Will this do?
@ yenta-fada:
You’ve been dying to let this out huh?? lol
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Yes! DOD needs to throw this up as a tribute to Charles’ old posts.
NoThreat2U wrote:
I wish I could handle a ‘puter like that! Sweeeeeet.
m wrote:
Dang. And here I stayed home today in preparation.
@ yenta-fada:
OK, that was great! lol I like how Joseph bought a cow for Farmville. lol lol lol
@ yenta-fada:
Awesome. I am forwarding it to my nephew and nieces right now. Thanks.
Bunk X wrote:
Yea, buts that’s cause you’re a Grinch and are planning to steal Christmas….
@ yenta-fada:
Have you seen the WWII Facebook?
snowcrash wrote:
doriangrey wrote:
Bunk! Step away from the Christmas!
Anti-Christmas?
lobo91 wrote:
Is that, like, a knock-knock joke? Who’s there?
I am looking at my facebook page. They really did do a Hallelujah flash mob at the Macy’s in my local mall. Not a youtube though so I can’t share it
yenta-fada wrote:
Here.
@ swamprat:
Heh. There’s some even better stuff coming up. Trust me, The Boiler Room Crew is having a lot of fun.
From what I understand, Mary gave birth in a cave dug out next to the inn, that was used as a stable. I don’t think she was comfortable and I bet she was scared. Then later, three(?) guys show up and give her gold, frackincense and myrrh…which is exactly what you needed for a burial.
The Irish 12 Days of Christmas
@ doriangrey:
Hey DG
has Cali washed away into the ocean yet
@ Bunk X:
I’ll look forward to it!
swamprat wrote:
That’s only because they didn’t have Obamacare back then…
//
Sigh… they grow up so fast! I’m pretty sure my nephew doesn’t believe in Christmas anymore.
Bagua wrote:
Leia still does.
She just posted her Christmas greeting.
lobo91 wrote:
OMG!
Bagua wrote:
Most of my family …. nevermind. Short version; S.I.L is getting a Christmas tree this year.
lobo91 wrote:
Well… Leia’s just 9 years old and the Nephew is 23, so you’ve got a few good years with the story left.
What in the world do leaping lords, French hens,
swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won’t come out
of the pear tree have to do with Christmas?
This week, I found out.
From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly.
Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics.
It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church.
Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember.
-The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.
-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.
-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.
-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.
-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.
-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.
-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit–Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, and Mercy.
-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.
-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit–Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness,
Gentleness, and Self Control.
-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.
-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.
-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles’ Creed.
So there is your history for today. This knowledge was shared with me and I found it interesting and enlightening and now I know how that strange song became a Christmas Carol…so pass it on if you wish.’
Merry (Twelve Days of) Christmas Everyone
doriangrey wrote:
…from Somebody…. heheh…
I LOVE Christmas. (As long as I don’t have to spend it with my husband’s crazy family.) lol The kids are always fun though.
Bagua wrote:
Not at all.
@ Bunk X:
I was just contemplating new nics.
@ yenta-fada:
ROFLMAO**************
@ NoThreat2U:
Leia’s Christmas greeting is up.
Ya’ll just stay stuck in the Christmas spirit then.
I’ve moved on the Mother’s Day / Father’s Day tonight.
Gotta get a jump start on the upcoming seasons.
@ lobo91:
Her ears always stand up like that?
@ yenta-fada:Not, but nice.
http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/music/12days.asp
lobo91 wrote:
Great looking hound and great looking range. Wish we had one as nice as that around here. Idea!
Bunk X wrote:
Sigh. Hey, what about the 12 days of Ramadan?//
@ lobo91:
I see that! Love the antlers. lol lol I have my Charlie Brown tree and village in front of the fireplace….my kitteh Foodie is sleeping there. lol I will post a pic because I think it is just too cute
It’s kinda blurry, but that is a cat sleeping there. lol
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35011060@N08/5284629874/
@ Bagua:
Uncle or Auntie Christ? Call me Cuzzie Christ.
NoThreat2U wrote:
No, really. They are insane. This is my SIL’s request for her boots:
Normally one doesn’t need winter boots in Paris or London! One just needs lightweight fashion boots that are warm but don’t have to fight the elements beyond the rain. The last several weeks in France and the UK have been quite the exception with ongoing cold, snow, sleet, rain, slush, etc. I’ve been making do with various sport shoes and light boots, all of which get me wet feet in snow or slush. Fortunately the front windows look right out on the street and the Seine so it is obvious what the weather and the sidewalks are like. Helpful to avoid the worst times to go out. Right now there are patches of blue in the sky, halleluja! And it’s warmer and no rain!
@ yenta-fada:Foster Brooks’ version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsZGhJih5qI&feature=related
@ NoThreat2U:
Did Yinz plug up the great bleeding holz undaz yinz bathingtub?
@ yenta-fada:
11 August – 9 September 2010?
@ Prebanned:
Yes…it makes bubble baths much more enjoyable. Did a little more insulating in and around the rest of the basement too. Good investment.
rain of lead wrote:
Not yet, but certainly not for lack of rain…
@ NoThreat2U:
Great, now You need to start calling the Police and asking about your stapler.
Mimicking that feller from office space.
Bunk X wrote:
They get all the FUN holidays.// Fasting all day for a month…whoopie!
@ Prebanned:
I wonder what they do with stupid things like that that they take???? To hell with it, I will ask Santa for a new one. lol
doriangrey wrote:
At least when you dry out, it’ll be warm. You don’t have to wait until April for a sunny day without ice.
yenta-fada wrote:
Fasting from sun up till sun down really doesn’t count as a fast when you spend all night eating.
Geesh how hard is it to find someone to go to Midnite Mass with me?? My friends must all be heathens and pagans. lol
@ NoThreat2U:
Police Auction, unless they give it back.
Heck I don’t know.
I finally got old enough that the guys I grew up with became Officers, than I quit getting speeding tickets.
Of course, I slowed down, too.
NoThreat2U wrote:
Or like normal average people, they like to be sound asleep at midnight…
@ Prebanned:
Auction off a staple gun??? LMAO**** I’m gonna ask for it back. lol
@ doriangrey:
Not on Christmas Eve.
@ NoThreat2U:
You can put it in a handsome display case.
@ Prebanned:
ROFL One staple gun used in the commission of a crime. I can see it now. lol lol
Bagua wrote:
Pretty much.
When she’s interested in something, they stand straight up.
New DoD.
@ NoThreat2U:
Go stag but looking?
yenta-fada wrote:
I don’t see anything wrong with it. It’s a religious period of atonement, not unlike Lent or Seder. I’m a heathen so it doesn’t bother me in the least.
@ snork:
WOW, now who is gonna register anti-muslim?
Bunk X wrote:
Since they’re all so friggin’ perfect (like Mo), what do they have to atone for? It’s not like they’ve ever apologized for anything.
@ NoThreat2U:
Glad to hear that project worked out well. I’ll put a little star on my meddle chart.
@ yenta-fada:
Oh yeah, and my crazy SIL who talks like the Queen thinks that St. Nicholas was originally derived from Islam.
Bagua wrote:
Good thing you are not squeamish.
@ yenta-fada:
True that. Never been accused of being bashful.
ROTFLMAO @ “12 Days of Ramabomb”. Classic.
@ Prebanned:
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*****************
@ snork:
@ Bunk X:
hey bunk, can i throw a pic of phoebe-dog up on the OOT?
there are a couple on the morning crew that want to see a side shot of her?
@ Bagua:
LOL @ meddle chart. Now that I know what needs to be done, it will be much easier to finish the whole basement actually. I was glad for everyone’s input.
@ Bunk X:
you should try orthodox lent.
wow!
NoThreat2U wrote:
yinz got a pittsburgh toilet in the basement?
@ coldwarrior:
Yeah but it is in a raised room with a shower stall. It is pretty high friggin class. lol lol lol
@ NoThreat2U:
I was just thinking that if you found a noticeable difference you should go ahead and do the whole basement ceiling.
NoThreat2U wrote:
…aint no pitsburgh toilet.
that’s a cake eater toilet!
@ Bagua:
I think I’m going to. That way I won’t hear my sons phone alarm go off in the morning or listen to his tv. Not very soundproof in this house.
@ coldwarrior:
Damn right! I have high standards ya know! lol Actually, that is Chris’s bathroom. I avoid it like the plague. lol
coldwarrior wrote:
ROTFLMAO… You’re just tee’d off that she has a nicer Pittsburgh toilet than you…
@ doriangrey:
LOL LOL LOL
NoThreat2U wrote:
Psssss, it’s probably bigger than his too…..
Two down, and two to go.
doriangrey wrote:
not anymore, my friend…we now have a jacuzzi brand, high performace toilet. oh, yes…it requires a check-ride before operation.
(really, that is the brand)
@ doriangrey:
Thinking…..hmmmm……maybe just a tad. It is only a shower stall. And it would be roomier with a regular sink instead of a laundry tub. That is next on the list. It has everything you need though…potty, sink and shower. It serves its purpose.
@ coldwarrior:
Show off. I’m coming over just to say I used a Jacuzzi potty. lol
yenta-fada wrote:
I can’t think of any religious denomination or sect whose leaders/members have ever apologized for anything, aside from personal actions.
NoThreat2U wrote:
Men just cant help bragging about the size of the
Johnsonspotty’s…Bagua wrote:
He forgot about the gay ‘escort’ service run from his home. Not that there’s anything wwt./
coldwarrior wrote:
Sure, why not. Dogshit is always welcome on the OOT.
@ doriangrey:
LOL Yeah, it is a character flaw.
NoThreat2U wrote:
mrs coldwarrior quipped: ‘high performance toilet? what, does it massage your buttocks?’
NoThreat2U wrote:
We prefer to view it as a feature, not a bug…
coldwarrior wrote:
Naw. I’ll passover that.
@ coldwarrior:
ROFLMAO*** I can picture her saying that! lol lol Actually, that isn’t a bad thought……
@ Bunk X:
And I can’t think of any other sect/religious leaders who dance in the streets and pass out candy because somebody in their religion has just committed mass murder.
@ doriangrey:
I’ll keep that in mind. Yinz sure do have a lot of “features”
coldwarrior wrote:
Heh heh heh, tell her it will if your thighs are close enough together when ya flush it.
NoThreat2U wrote:
Funny, we were just talking about Passover!
@ doriangrey:
Perv.
@ Bunk X:
And I pass right over that room……..
NoThreat2U wrote:
Hey, when those Jacuzzi potty’s flush they suck half the air out of the room…
@ doriangrey:
Hahahahahaha Then I think it would be more dangerous to the man who is standing above it 8O!
@ yenta-fada:
I was being snarky. A religion that requires a period of personal self-sacrifice is common. A religion that requires self-martyrdom is evil.
Aw frak that 80! 8O!!
My eighty wont work
NoThreat2U wrote:
Na, just adds a little length to the dangle…
@ doriangrey:
*snort* Yeah and the water is cold when you pee off a bridge too, right??? lol
Muslims gaming the system for terror:
http://righttruth.typepad.com/right_truth/2010/12/muslims-gaming-the-system-for-terror.html
NoThreat2U wrote:
That’s why I don’t pee off bridges…
Bunk X wrote:
I know. I was just typing back atcha.
@ doriangrey:
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yenta-fada wrote:
I knew that. I just wanted to make sure some others here didn’t read too much into it. It’s happened before…
@ yenta-fada:
There is a convenience store just down the road from me. The previous “owners” had Maryland plates on their car. The guy got in trouble for smuggling cigarettes from Delaware into PA. They caught him because the tax stamp on the packs he was selling weren’t PA tax stamps. I can’t remember all the details, but that story you posted reminded me of it.
@ lobo91:
Very cute!
Kind of looks similar to the antlers I’m gonna be wearing tomorrow at work!
Any of those Jewish witches here?
Former Inmate: Guantanamo Jews Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel a Cat Was Trying to Penetrate Me
Al-Jazeera TV (Qatar) – December 12, 2010
http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/2730.htm
ROTFL!
savages_girl wrote:
Well then, Merry Christmas Olive. (Olive, the other reindeer)lol
Bunk X wrote:
So who really cares. It’s not like facts really mean anything anymore. Go for the fun. Life is too short.
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
They sure as hell never get in snopes way…
@ Bunk X:
Sorry you had to use a smiley.
@ doriangrey:
“How Men Would Do Christmas Dinner If There Were No Women”. lol lol
refugee000 wrote:
I’m surprised Barrette Brown didn’t come up with that first.
Joshuapundit has some good pre-Christmas nominations for the Watchers Council:
http://joshuapundit.blogspot.com/2010/12/watchers-coucil-nominations-pre.html
NoThreat2U wrote:
The same way I do Thanksgiving. Beer and Pizza.
@ Da_Beerfreak:
I can believe that. lol I guess it is much easier.
@ doriangrey:
Goodness Gracious on the Meat House!
@ doriangrey:
OMG, that is AWESOME! The only things I see that are “bad” are the sugary Coke, the puff pastry and the fake-ass CheezWhizz. Everything else? Food Nirvana!