Questions arise occasionally on where we find topics for the OOT. This particular thread resulted from a long lost .gif animation that we found behind the Rec Room couch with the cat stuff:
A quick google search for toad lickers brought us to the Wikipuddle that mentioned The Church of the Toad of Light that in turn linked to another article that had a photo with a link entitled “Milking the Toad” that displayed this nice pen and ink sketch:
See how easy it is? Just follow your gut instincts, and you too can put up a unique and mildly disturbing post for The Overnight Open Thread!
Tags: drugs, hallucinogenics, milking, Overnight Open Thread, toads
heh, i was gonna hit you with the erowid article…but yinz beat me to it!
5-MEO-DMT has ten times the relative potency of dimethyl tryptamine (DMT),
zing!!!!!!
Oh my, that looks Bunk-a-licous…..
licking toads. that’s just wrong.
Kirly wrote:
As opposed to…. Kissing Frogs?
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Kirly wrote:
well, as long as you dont get any of it stuck between yer teeth, its ok.
coldwarrior wrote:
Haw!
this is your fault bunk.
maggot brain
EW! Can’t they just leave the poor little toads alone?
@ coldwarrior:
I’m still listening to Bootsy. What did you say?
Funkadelic -- Good To Your Earhole
its as good a time as any to get all funked up.
Bunk X wrote:
more bootsy in #13…
savages_girl wrote:
not THOSE toads!
@ coldwarrior:
How’s Mrs CW doing? And puti? and Phoebe-dog?
Kirly wrote:
Yeah, and it’s an urban myth, too. But someone figgered out “Hey! Let’s see if we can milk these mofos and get high like we did smoking poke weed!”
Prolly the decendants of the first guy who said, “Next thing comes out of that chicken’s ass, I’m gonna eat it.” Gotta love the pioneers.
coldwarrior wrote:
Get the funk out…
doriangrey wrote:
no silly, kissing frogs is fine cuz ya might get a prince that way.
coldwarrior wrote:
yea, wouldn’t want a “curly sumpin” stuck in there!
savages_girl wrote:
all are well, mrs coldwarrior has first appointment for the pregnancy on monday.
Kirly wrote:
i couldn’t help myself! i had to continue the joke.
@ coldwarrior:
We used to pester WKSU to play it in the early morning hours on their great eclectic program “Fresh Air.” If they wouldn’t play that, we’d pester them for Ken Nordine.
Bunk X wrote:
it’s a freaking miracle the species ever survived.
Kirly wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Oranges… Imagine the shock the first guy to ever eat an orange got, Mmmm dis smells good, let me take a bite out of it… Gah…. Holy crap dis ting is poisonous…
How many year after that before they figured out it’s actually damned good if you peel it before biting into it???
@ doriangrey:
an interestting interpretation of the genre..
@ Bunk X:
wksu still played that song int he wee hours when i partied there.
Kirly wrote:
who, the toads or us?
coldwarrior wrote:
I’ll give you one hint, it aint the toads…
doriangrey wrote:
i am in full agreement
@ Kirly:
Okay, high school. Howard Page just got back from a hot date. We wanted to hear all about it. “Didja get any?”
He just smiled. With a curly sumpin stuck in there.
Sorry. I just had to share it…
@ coldwarrior:
Sheesh… I have an article about Dr. Srdja Trifkovic on my own blog, and somehow the Serb-hating trolls are wriggling out of the woodwork. You’d think, after over a decade, they’d lay off this crap, but noooo…
Bleeargh.
What the HELL is the matter with people?
1389 Blog: You can help Dr. Srdja Trifkovic
coldwarrior wrote:
it WAS funny1
Bunk X wrote:
You’re showing your age here. These days, females generally shave.
Just sayin’…
@ 1389AD:
Everyone needs a hobby…
///
<Special Rider Blues
- Corey Harris
doriangrey wrote:
uhm, until they watched a monkey peel one?
coldwarrior wrote:
i meant us but now that you meantion it, both!
@ 1389AD:
it never ends….
@ Bunk X:
no. no. no. no. no. no.
coldwarrior wrote:
Yeah, we kept calling it in years after we graduated.
That and the Mothers’ “Help I’m A Rock” and “Call Any Vegetable,” and Pink Floyd’s “Careful With That Axe Eugene.”
Kirly wrote:
monkey do-human see?
Kirly wrote:
Sorry. Really I am.
@ Bunk X:
all are legendary party music…if there are toads, or somethings similar around
coldwarrior wrote:
I feel like a mouse trying to pull a freight train along a rusty track. It’s getting harder and harder, I’m getting more and more tired, there’s no end in sight, but I cannot stop!
coldwarrior wrote:
Probably.
you guys are posting some awesome music this evening. i’d never heard that maggot brain thing. it was quite nice. and that corey haris one… wow.
@ 1389AD:
*…walking away quietly keeping opinions to myself…*
coldwarrior wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Monkey’s dont peel oranges, they bite into them and spit the peel out… They also east their own shit, so just cause a monkey eats it dont mean it’s good…
@ doriangrey:
nuh-uh. i seen em at the zoo!
and, so, even if the humans saw the monkey spit the peel out, that would be enough for a reasonably intelligent human to ….
nevermind. it’s a miracle humans survived the dark ages.
Kirly wrote:
They don’t peel it. They pinch the butt end off and squeeze. That’s exactly how The Boiler Room Crew does it, too.
Kirly wrote:
…or just maybe they figured out, “hey, this outside part is bitter, but the inside part is pretty sweet and juicy. Maybe I should just chew on the inside part”.
/but maybe that’s just me
Parliament Funkadelic -- Bring The Funk
bootsy bass….
What’s up good peeps? Hope all are well tonight.
linoleumknife wrote:
where have you been???
coldwarrior wrote:
There were giant toads in those days.
@ doriangrey:
More Al, and some friends who make the corpulent one pee is little girly pants….
1389AD wrote:
“Pulling train” had a different connotation once… just a heads up.
Bunk X wrote:
ksu always had the highest qualtiy toads…
night all yinz, gotta be productive in the AM!
linoleumknife wrote:
It’s Saturday night for some bizarre reason.
@ Kirly:
Hey Kirly,
I’ve been lurking. Working a lot and busting my butt to get prepared for the future. I’ve also decided to start looking for a new job. I’m tired of my union dues going to people I can’t stand so they can support causes I am disgusted by. Hopefully something will come up….. Anyhow, how about you?
@ Bunk X:
LOL, well it’s my Thursday. Woohooo, one more night and I can have my weekend.
linoleumknife wrote:
well hell. way to get on it!
me? getting the pink slip some time this summer. so, i’m looking for a new job too!
@ Kirly:
Check it!
Give a man a fish
Teach him how to fish!
But what’s he gonna do,
when the water dries up
and the fish ain’t bitin’ no more!
Fish Ain’t Biting
- Corey Harris
One of the most absurd Pink Floyd recordings that was big on the Stoners’ Hit Parade:
@ linoleumknife:
Best thing I’ve heard in days! You are your future.
@ Kirly:
Well that stinks, I’m sorry to hear that. My mom’s job is on the line right now too. The company isn’t doing all that well, and the morons in the office don’t seem to understand that. I am hoping that it will turn around for her. If you don’t mind me asking, what is it that you do?
Bunk X wrote:
Dunno what it means. Nothing sexual or drug-related was intended.
@ Bagua:
i never heard of this guy before. i really like him.
@ linoleumknife:
BTW, The Drop Kick Murphys just went into my Dixie Chicks file for assholieness.
linoleumknife wrote:
geeky engineer. defense. before that, avionics.
@ Kirly:
Youtube don’t have the Corey Harris song I want to play for you, I’ll upload it to my channel for later in the week!
Bagua wrote:
nice! thanks. i look forward to hearing it. i’m really enjoying his music.
@ Bunk X:
That’s disturbing.
Put a big rock in front of the cave door please so I don’t have to hear them anymore.
@ Bagua:
Well I’ve had to think long and hard about it. I know that the chances of me taking a pay cut to move jobs is very high. I’m willing to take the cut to get out of the union. The sad part is that it won’t be like it was when I was younger. I started my first job at 12 and I have been working ever since. In fact when I was fresh out of highschool I was able to find a job whenever I wanted. With today’s markets though I’m sure it won’t be so easy. Things have become pretty bad and I have really shot myself in the foot by waiting this long. It would have been much easier to leave here if it hadn’t been for the pay and benefits. In the end though that is what has convinced me that I need to leave. I have serious moral objections to way my union dues are being used, and to stay for the money when I’m so conflicted is to sell out.
Calo wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Oh man Pink Floyd was soooo out there in their early days, then David Gilmore came along and totally changed their direction.
@ Bunk X:
Yeah I heard about that. It really disappointed me. I like a lot of their music, and now when I celebrate St. Patricks day I’m going to have to be reminded that they are pricks. *sigh
@ Kirly:
Awesome, I bet you get to see some really cool stuff.
Easily the most enigmatic and aloof of the great American Blues masters, a haunting and original Piedmont style…
Devil Got My Woman
- Skip James 1931
@ Calo:
Good evening Mrs. Calo. How are you enjoying this lovely Texas weather?
linoleumknife wrote:
check into your state laws. i hear that in WA, for example, if you object to the way the spend your dues, you can allegedly direct the money to a charity or something.
linoleumknife wrote:
well, i used to when i worked in commercial avionics. in defense, no, nothing good where i am.
@ linoleumknife:
It’s beautiful out tonight – just got back a bit ago from walking the pups.
Ya can’t beat spring in Texas – even if it only lasts two weeks.
@ Kirly:
Oh really? I will check into that. Thanks!! If I can do that it would relieve a lot of stress on my mind.
@ Kirly:
Awww man… I thought maybe you could tell me about some kind of cool sonic ray, or a mind control device. That would be uber-cool. lol
@ Calo:
LOL, yeah it is short lived, but man is it great. Hopefully this summer will be fairly mild. The last one wasn’t so bad, just a few days broke 100.
Wow…according to Bob Beckel, we aren’t bankrupt.
He thinks that if we spent another trillion on “stimulus,” it would create enough jobs to fix everything.
I think he’s been hitting the sauce again…
linoleumknife wrote:
no way! i’m saving all the sonic mind control rays to use on the commie-lib-lefties! har!
@ Calo:
That’s the truth right there.
@ Bagua:
Heh!
@ doriangrey:
One of my favorites.
Lord I’m broke and I’m hungry, reckon I’m dirty too.
If I clean up sweet momma can I stay all night with you.
Ragged And Dirty
-- Willie Brown or Kid Bailey cir. 1942 ?
All I’m sure of is the photo is Son House!
@ lobo91:
I can not stand that fat smarmy asshat. He is nothing but a mouthpiece for the commie libs. When his fat mug shows up on Fox I just mute the t.v. Grrrrrrr
@ Kirly:
Well see that’s what I was talking about. We could aim it a socialist rally, like the ones popping up around State capitols at the moment, and get them to leave the country. Let them try out Eygpt since they seem so keen on it. bwahahahahaha
@ linoleumknife:
I don’t think a mind control ray would work on mindless people…
Yet another Willie Brown.
You can run, you can run
tell my friend Willie Brown
You can run, you can run
tell my friend Willie Brown
(th)’at I got the crossroad blues this mornin Lord
babe, I’m sinkin down
- William Brown
She treat me dirty, but I love her just the same.
Let’s try this again since Vevo are a bunch of punks…..
@ lobo91:
Hahahaha ZING!!!!!
@ Bagua:
the word “reckon” has fallen out of use here in the USA. when i was a kid, pops and my uncles used it and especially the elderly neighbor. i missed it. it’s a very useful word. when i visited new zealand in 2004, i found it to be in common usage. and so, i began to use it from time to time. i’m going to start using it regularly now. instead of saying “i think …”, i shall say “i reckon …”. see if the trend takes.
@ Bagua:
Bagua, your music always makes me
wonderworry about you.linoleumknife wrote:
Besides, I need to borrow it so I can make someone hire me…
@ linoleumknife:
Aghhhh are you kidding. All I wanted was to post Cult of Personality by Living Colour. Love that song.
@ Kirly:
It still gets used a lot down here in backwoods/ignorant/racist/creationist/birther/rethuglican Texas….
@ lobo91:
I heard you were trying your hand at training sessions for shooting. How is that going?
@ linoleumknife:
I am, but it’s never going to be anything more than a side business. I don’t think there’s enough of a market (and too many other instructors) to actually make a living at it.
linoleumknife wrote:
no wonder i liked it there! fit right in!
@ Calo:
Denier.
Just one more Willie Brown before I leave here tonight.
M&O Blues
- Willie Brown cover of Charley Patton
I leave here, gon’ catch that M&O
Now when I leave here I’m gon’
catch that “m and o
I’m gon’ way down south were I never been before.
I had a notion, Lord and I believe I will
I’m gonna, build me a mansion, out on the Decatur hill.
Now it’s alla you men
oughta be ashamed of yo’self
Cause I had notion
Lord, and I believe I will
Goin’ ’round here swearin’ ‘for God
you gotta po’ woman by yo’self
I tried to kill my woman
till she laid down ‘cross the bed
I tried to kill my woman
till she laid down ‘cross the bed
And she looked so ambitious ’till I
took back everything I said
And I asked her “how ’bout it?”
and Lordy she said “All right…”
And I asked her “how ’bout it?”
and Lordy she said “All right…”
But she never showed up
at the shack last night
@ Kirly:
Yep, reckon still a popular word other side of the pond.
@ lobo91:
Ahh, well I’ll be sure to keep you in my prayers. It’s kind of a bummer that it isn’t netting a nice wage though. When I saw you announce that you were doing the lessons I had given serious thought to using my vacation for a trip to Colorado for some training. I’m a decent shot, but I really would like to be a good shot.
@ Kirly:
LOL, well Texas is a pretty awesome place. I can’t ever see me living somewhere else. It is burned into my soul.
@ linoleumknife:
I quit a well-known professional organization for the same reason. They refused to respond to my request (in the 1990s) that they justify supporting a full slate of California Democrat incumbents and one solitary RINO. No response, no dues.
@ linoleumknife:
I’d probably have to have close to 50 students a month in order to actually make a living at it.
I had one yesterday who really surprised me. A 28 year old medical student who had never fired a gun in her life.
By the time we were through, she was hitting 3 or 4 bullseyes out of every 5 shots.
It’s really not that surprising, though. We always found it easier to teach women to shoot in the military, too, because most of them had never shot before. They don’t have any bad habits to unlearn.
Well now, my mind gets rambling and I wonder about myself sometimes. Just old and more than a bit crazy I suppose. Blues’ll do that to yo’ you know.
Worried Mind
Mississippi Fred McDowell
You made me weep
An you made me moan
When you caused me to leave my
My happy home
But someday
Ya ain’t gonna worry my mind any mo’
Tol’ ev’rybody
In yo’ neighborhood
What a dirty mistreater
Didn’t mean ya no good
But bye-bye, baby
You ain’t gonna worry my mind any mo’
When I was in gambling
An tried to win
You’d taken my money
Give to yo’, yo’ other man
But bye-bye, baby
Ya ain’t gonna worry my mind any mo’
Bye-bye, baby
Ya ain’t gonna worry
Worry my mind any
Mind, any mo’, Lord
When I was sick down
Baby, on my bed
Ya come to see me
An you walked away
But bye-bye
Ya ain’t gon’ worry my mind any mo’
If I had money
Like Henry Ford
I’d buy me a woman, on
On ev’ry road
But bye-bye, honey
I ain’t gon’ worry yo’ mind any mo’
Bye-bye, baby
I ain’t gon’ worry yo’
Worry yo’ mind
Mind, any mo’
No.
Anyone believe this?
Me neither…
@ Bagua:
Yep – still worried about you.
The South done got to you.
@ Bagua:
You have a lot of great links… too many to keep up on all at once. How about putting up a blues thread for the OOT once a week? Pick a night, choose an artist, post a vid, and write ‘em up. Serious.
Bunk X wrote:
That sounds like a good plan.
@ linoleumknife:
Ok then, just one more…
Judgement Day
- Scott H. Biram “Texas as Fuck”
@ Bunk X:
That sounds like a plan!
@ Bunk X:
Well that gives me some hope. Not the part where they didn’t respond, but the fact that you left and turned out ok. At least ok by our standards here.
@ lobo91:
50 a month is quite a few. Hopefully you can build a solid base of customers and a good reputation. I’m pretty damn good with a rifle. Pistols I could use some improvement on. I hit the bull from 25 feet about 7 out of 10. Shotguns though I suck at. Not so much in the sense of home defense, but when it comes to bird hunting.
@ Bagua:
You need a hard copy of “Nothing But The Blues.” Really.
The tease for O’Reilly: “Are far-left zealots infiltrating the pro-union protests in Wisconsin?”
Maybe he should start watching Beck’s show. He answered that question at least a week ago…
linoleumknife wrote:
The only shotgun I own is a Mossberg 590, with ghost ring sights. Not going to hit many birds with that…
@ Bagua:
Awesome! I like that one. Thanks
@ lobo91:
Hahaha true. I own two shotguns. A Stoeger 12ga. It has a 36″ barrell, and a Mossburg 500 18″. I’ve tried to shot clay pigeons with the Stoeger and I was lucky to hit 10 out of 25. I suck at it, lol.
@ Bagua:
American Steel guitar, too.
@ Calo:
Still Drunk, Still Crazy, Still Blue
-Scott H Biram
@ Bunk X:
Consider it done!
Well, I’m going to head to bed.
Talk to you all tomorrow.
That would be nice – a different music thread.
As opposed to the Pink Floyd marsupials we had to endure earlier tonight.
@ AZfederalist:
I am reminded of the Far Side cartoon, with two polar bears contemplating an igloo. One says, “Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.”
@ Bagua:
“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will spend every weekend sitting in a boat, drinking beer.”
@ Bagua:
And yeah, that’s Son House.
@ Kirly:
It’s a good word, Kirly, and implies more than simple thinking went on. Like maybe some calculations were done.
Calo wrote:
I reckon you say that to all the boys.
Here’s a modern-day bluesman who knows what it’s all about, Alvin Youngblood Hart.
Calo wrote:
Phhht. Just because I couldn’t find a good video of Johnny K and the Lemur Kings.
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Damned quiet in here…
to damned quiet
Good Mornng All
I was gonna do a “good morning” post but I figure Fist will wake up from the painkillers soon enuff..
So I was thinkin’ – if we carpet bomb Tehran and Mogadishu could we call it “disarmament”?
Good morning, Blogmocracy! Ian still locked on teh Ivory Tower. Hop every one has a great day!
Bumr50 wrote:
Works for me…
lobo91 wrote:
But oh how do you teach them to have the guts to fire when it’s necessary.When it’s not a lifeless target.
Grimcargo wrote:
Chocolate?
Bumr50 wrote:
Guess thats as good an answer as any. Especially if you dont know the real answer.
@ Grimcargo:
I thought the question was rhetorical.
This is hilarious
From a commenter. Too good not to share.(Jessie puke)
OpenYourEyes says:
March 1, 2011 at 5:42 am
I am really disgusted with Whoopi still, after her little fit of laughter over Jesse Ventura, *bitch look in the mirror – you disgusting pig of a woman* OH yes and by the way Whoopi is indeed Racist for those of you that didnt already know – Here is a little bit of Education for you Whoopi, The white man did not enslave the black man, in fact it was the black man of Africa that enslaved his own and sold them as slaves around the world, to whites, to jews to anybody with the right price… Know your enemy you dangerous vile pig. and FYI White slavery was wild in the 18th century in America in fact it was much more common to have a white slave than a black slave, but now they wont teach you that in school(in movies they promote the white man as the enemy and slave master, but they wont ever tell you it was black African slave masters that enslaved his own, that the whites in America were more common slaves that blacks.) they teach you the white man enslaved the blackman – that is BS, the Black man in Africa did that to his own, while back in America White slavery was much more common, see this is what they conviently leave out of the school curriculum – to further the Global Governent agenda – now we have African American claiming Whitey owes you this and that? We owe you Nothing, not a thing – you want what your owed look at your motherland where your OWN enslaved you long before the White man was supposed to have done so. No they wont teach that in school though will they? They like to keep everything on a knife edge to further their World agenda… So Whoopi if your going to laugh at Freedom warriors such as myself, Alex or JESSE – at least know the facts of your OWN history first and not what you have been brainwashed into thinking…
In fact I urge all the Whie people to relearn their world history, because what you were taught in school is BS TRUST ME… And for the TROLLS out there waiting to pounce all over this post, because they have nothing better to do than stir fights… NO I AM NOT RACIST. Its funny how a black man can learn his history, love Malcolm X and hes not racist but when a White man learns his White history he is a Nazi loving racist scum Hmmmm… Again I AM NOT RACIST – though I know all the little CIA/NWO loving moron cannot spell, cannot read trolls out there will pounce all over this post… You can predict these things now days, these trolls have nothing better to do – here is something you can do GO AND READ A BOOK learn, and stay away from your pathetic little Ipads and X box and trash.. Pick up a good book and learn your history – you will find you are better off…
That being said…
Now to the real issue, WELL DONE ALEX in the face of 30 million viewers on that show you got your word out there, you called out Bush you stated the number of dead in an ILLEGAL WAR – and you managed to keep your cool VERY WELL DONE SIR.
@ Bumr50:Sorry I meant you in general.
@ Grimcargo:
Chrystal meth is bad for you!
Radical
MethodistBuddhistCatholicAmish British Airways worker guilty in plot to kill hundredsI’m glad someone is on top of this phenomenon:
h/t- bc3b @ Be John Galt
@ mfhorn:
Lone wolf.
linoleumknife wrote:
you two are both very late to the party. the dropkick murphy’s have always been a blue collar band/pro-union band, read the lyrics to ‘which side are you on’, they even helped out on a labor dispute here in pgh with the stagehands union and got it settled with both sides happy and a nice long contract. their first lead singer quit the band to pursue his life’s dream of being a boston fire fighter. these cats grew up in working class boston.
so they voiced their age old since day one opinions and sided with a union, big deal.
now as for lumping them in with the dixie chix, well, thats wrong headed as well, the dixie chicks voiced and opinion and pissed off all of their fans and wrecked their careers. the dkm supporting the union in wisconsin wont matter one way of the the other. i disagree with their stand on unions, but love their music and cant wait to get the new cd and check out the tour this year.
i dont have a purity test for musicians, if i did, i wouldnt have many ‘purity tested’ bands to listen to.
Did someone say … CHOCOLATE?!
@ coldwarrior:
I do, that’s why I don’t buy cd’s or go to the movies any more. Fug’em.
Off to the mines… y’all have a great day!
m wrote:
well, the dkm are insanely pro-military as well…they have held benefits for the wounded and families…so i can forgive their pro-union opinion.
Dropkick Murphys rework song to honor fallen Pembroke soldier
Read more: Dropkick Murphys rework song to honor fallen Pembroke soldier -- Framingham, MA -- The MetroWest Daily News http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/archive/x765550637/Dropkick-Murphys-rework-song-to-honor-fallen-Pembroke-soldier#ixzz1FM3phxP2
Members of the Boston-based, Irish punk rock band talk about their new live album and DVD -- “Live on Lansdowne” -- adventure and mishaps while touring, and their support for the troops. Check out more Pentagon Channel programs at http://www.pentagonchannel.mil:
m wrote:
@ Grimcargo:
See?!
Off to the bank. Later kids!
@ coldwarrior:
Well that DOES balance it out! LOL!
@ Grimcargo:
That is hilarious. Alex Jones is a freedom warrior? Who is that fool you are quoting?