Please consider this your Friday Night Drinking Thread!
According to this report from the UK First Post, by way of the Award-Winning National Enquirer, why it’s none other than Monica Lewinsky…for Bill Clinton!
Lewinsky, the former White House intern whose relationship with Clinton nearly destroyed his presidency, has never married or had children since the scandal 15 years ago.
That’s because “she still loves him”, say her friends. One of them is quoted by the Enquirer as saying that Monica told her: “There will never be another man in my life that could make me as happy as he did.”
The friend goes on: “Monica still carries a torch for him. She’s dated some guys, off and on, since the whole White House mess. But she’s never been able to get Bill out of her heart.”
Some folks think she’s a chubby, golddigging political groupie, while others think she’s a hottie! Regardless of that, sometimes it’s very difficult to describe what goes on in a person’s heart when they feel this way.
And…can we, both as individuals and as a nation, find it in our hearts to forgive her for her role in the scandal which ultimately led to Bill Clinton’s impeachment?
Never mind what Shrillary and Chelsea think.
DRINK!
Tags: Bill Clinton, Cigars, Love, Monica Lewinsky, sex scandal
give me a 12 pack I’ll take one for the team
She should go for Charles Foster Johnson.
mawskrat wrote:
If the choice is her or Hillary, I suppose so…
She needs therapy to get past that obsession. Changing her name would have been helpful too.
Speranza wrote:
But he’s a Loozard…and Loozards have two tiny dicks.
Macker wrote:
ANd he can honestly then say “I never had sex with that woman”.
@ lobo91:
@ snowcrash:
Hmmm…now that you mention it, maybe she’s waiting for Shrillary to no longer be on this Earth.
Speranza wrote:
There, fixed that for ya!
I used to see Monica Lewinsky every Friday morning at the Grey Dog cafe in Greenwich Village (Carmine Street) shortly after the scandal.She would walk in with a New York Times under her arm pit and a cell phone glued to her ear.She would sit with a goofy smile and loved it that people recognized her. She was living on Greenwich Street at the time. My friend said to me “Paul, don’t stare at her you are making her uncomfortable” and I would say “Bullshit, she craves the attention”.
Yes Paul is my first name.
wait. that can’t be. she didn’t have a relationship with him. she just serviced him. she thinks that’s love? come on. we’ve all had our share of unrequited love but if she thinks that he was actually a man in her life, she’s nuts.
snowcrash wrote:
So true. What a stigma her name is. Sad. She needs to change it and start a new life for herself.
Oh and yes, get help with her obsession.
@ Speranza:
Hi Paul.
I am not so sure that she is obsesses with him. It is just that she will never find another man who, good or bad, brought her that kind of publicity. Either that or she is just a nasty headmonster
Then again, maybe she has grown more mature and is embarassed about her behavior. There could be a ton of reasons she is still single. I really hope she isn’t carrying a torch for a married man.
Where is fancy bred; in the heart, or in the head?
Philip_Daniel wrote:
That was a scary 4 seconds.
lol
I don’t blame bill for cheating on Hillary.
NoThreat2U wrote:
She was a dopey inexperienced 20 year old. What Clinton did to her was utterly despicable.
Rodan wrote:
Imagine waking up every morning to that thing next to you!
Speranza wrote:
Assuming that actually happens…
Speranza wrote:
I’ve said for years that Chelsea is a product of a political marriage.
chickadee wrote:
One Sunday morning her publicity hungry attorney made the rounds of 5 Sunday news shows.
@ Macker:
I agree.
Rodan wrote:
He would have cheated on anyone. He is that kind of insecure pos even though he was elected potus he always felt like an over weight, unpopular white trash, dough boy, from Hope Arkansas.
He used women to beat back his deep insecurity and self loathing. And moved into predator mode to get his fix.
@ lobo91:
Exactly!
@ chickadee:
I’m sure he would.
But as a male, I would go nowhere near Hillary!
Kirly wrote:
It’s been 13 years, carrying a torch for hi after all those years is a pathology.
Rodan wrote:
She was better looking as a student with those big glasses.
Speranza wrote:
I think the whole thing indicates some serious issues on her part…
@ Speranza:
Not that it matters, but I heard Hillary bats for the other team.
@ lobo91:
She does have issues.
@ Speranza:
Maybe the first time. After that, she became responsible for her own behavior.
@ Rodan:
I think poltics and power is her passion,pure andsimple.
NoThreat2U wrote:
Whatever happened to Linda Tripp?
Speranza wrote:
I agree, as a young intern, she was so vulnerable to clinton in his high position as potus. He should have known better, even if she did not. He’s a dawg.
chickadee wrote:
He should have thought of Chelsea before he did what he did.
Eearthquake in Tonga.
Smart girl, stupid choices. How old is she?
I never blamed her….I blamed Bill. If I had been her father…..
Speranza wrote:
Henry Kissinger told Mao that Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
“This was a mutual relationship, mutual on all levels, right from the way it started and all the way through.”
hmmmm….
@ Speranza:
No idea. Isn’t she the one that used this affair to her own benefit? And yes, he should be ashamed of himself. He is a pig. But Monica is not so damn innocent. The clincher was her saving her stained dress at her mother’s suggestion. What did she just go up to her mom and say Look at this on my dress?? No one was innocent in this, Not Bill and not Monica.
Rodan wrote:
Oh, I understand that.
@ NoThreat2U:
I am not excusing Monica, only saying that she was a not very b\right,impressionable girl who was taken advantage of by the most powerful man in the world.
Rodan wrote:
And Chairman Mao said turning to Chou En-lai – Honorable sir, we need to put that in one of our fortune cookies”
Vinegar Joe wrote:
Bill Clinton would have made many trips to teh Dentist!
snowcrash wrote:
Born June or July 1973. 37 years old if my 4th grade math is right.
Speranza wrote:
As should have Spitzer. Imagine the embarrassment of his teenage daughters when the hooker story broke.
Men like this don’t think of their families.
@ Speranza:
Well that is good. I get so tired of people talking about how innocent she was. She said so herself….she went to work at as an intern just so she could earn her “Presidential Kneepads”. She should have been smarter. It’s no surprise he took advantage of her….but she should have known better. Where the hell is everyone’s self-esteem these days. Does she have a Dad? Seriously. She seems to have man issues.
I don’t think she was vulnerable. I recall she flashed the string of her thong at Billy Jeff to get his attention. Seriously, she flashed her thong at the POTUS. Hilarious and shameless.
Rodan wrote:
Didn’t Mao say that power flows from the barrel of a gun?
If so, then guns are actually the ultimate aphrodisiac.
//Algebra!
Guys another Tsunami!
@ lobo91:
Algebra!
@ Rodan:
linky?
/lurking exhaustedly
Rodan wrote:
It’s Bush’s fault.
snowcrash wrote:
Can you imagine any one doing that to Harry Truman?
@ NoThreat2U:
I’m not saying she was completely innocent but she was a 20 year old girl under the sway of the leader of the free world. I just can’t find much culpability on her part because clinton held all the power in that situation. He blew it. . . . . . oh wait.
@ NoThreat2U:
She was a chubby gal who probably had a very bad self image and sought to inflate it by conquering the most powerful man in the world.
Wasn’t Monica trying to make a career out of designing handbags?
@ CynicalConservative:
http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news/tonga-hit-by-61-magnitude-earthquake-dpgonc-20110311-gc_12281999
@ Speranza:
No that was 2008!
It’s The Republican Budget cuts fault!
-Charles Johnson
Speranza wrote:
Or Reagan?
Rodan wrote:
Something must be wrong with that equation, though.
With all the guns I own, if that were true, I wouldn’t be sitting here talking to you guys…
//
@ Speranza:
I thought she had a business but I mostly remember she was not successful as a JennyCraig spokesperson.
And clinton as potus, set America up for problems by his dalliance with Monica. He was such an irresponsible pos. Isn’t that why we had to bomb the Serbs . . . . because of his philandering.
That’s all on him.
@ Rodan:
gracias senor.
/lurzzzzzzzsnorgzzzzz
I think he was a pig and she was a skank. I don’t have much sympathy for young chicks who get themselves into these kinds of situations. They are usually smarter than people give them credit for.
Speranza wrote:
Yes, she did. She had some success but it didn’t go very far.
I think she was stuck between trying to cash in on her name and wanting to make it as a real designer.
She chose her name. Who could think abt. the purses or take them seriously?
Tried to read the link above about Tonga. How come sometimes you go to open a damn link, it opens and then the warning comes up that IE cannnot display the page and must close? That is so annoying!
NoThreat2U wrote:
Exactly.
chickadee wrote:
Bingo. My peeps had to pay the price for all of this.
Were it up to me, I’d like to see Bill, Hillary, Monica, and in fact the entire Clinton administration – and yes, even Chelsea, considering that she campaigned for her evil mother – put out of OUR misery. I want them all off my planet.
@ lobo91:
Hell you would be Rich. Well who knows, the way things are going, those Guns might make you rich!
NoThreat2U wrote:
The reason I don’t blame her is I think she fell head over heels in love with clinton, and seems to be still so completely hooked she is l waiting for him.
He on the other hand, saw her as a convenient blow job.
If she was a classic skank, she would have moved on to manipulate other men. She did not.
Clinton certainly moved on the molest, harass, and sexual assault quite a few women.
He is a beast and still on the prowl.
@ 1389AD:
I concur!
Not only did Clinton backstab Serbia, but they did nothing about the 2 Million Black Christians killed in the Sudan, Forced Israel to allow the PLO to enter and sold China military Technology.
Rodan wrote:
Clinton also ignored the mass murder of Tutsis in Rwanda…
The blood of White Muslims is considered more valuable than that of Black Christians…
@ chickadee:
YOu know why I don’t see her as naive or innocent? I didn’t wanna go here, but I’m gonna….no sweet innocent newbie to the joys of sex is gonna be eager to give blow jobs. Nor would they be comfy with inanimate objects. There, I said it.
This is sublime…
NoThreat2U wrote:
She was a 22 year old college graduate, not 14.
Rodan wrote:
He not only bombed the Serbs, but he set his entire publicity machine to the task of badmouthing the Serbs so thoroughly that I expect to have to spend the rest of my life trying to clear their name.
@ lobo91:
Exactly my point. She wasn’t sweet and innocent and naive.
lobo91 wrote:
Letting him stick a cigar up her hoo-hoo?
Bleeeeargh! Barf city… Disgust-a-rama…
@ 1389AD:
Yes, that is what I meant. She was a nasty skank and so was he.
@ Philip_Daniel:
Yes I forgot about that.
Clinton was a Racist. He didn’t care about Black people.
NoThreat2U wrote:
I’ll defer to your superior knowledge of nasty skanks…
//
@ 1389AD:
You have this blog and allies like me to speak the truth. I have met Muzzies of all stipes, Turks, Albanians, Bosniaks, Arabs and Pakis. I have met and was dating a Serb.
I like Serb betters.
hoo-hoo?
I have a funny video for Caturday. I have to do the Dallas/Austin road trip tomorrow and might miss getting it posted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc
@ lobo91:
She knew what she was doing.
Philip_Daniel wrote:
He did apologize for not helping the people slaughtered in Rwanda. What b.s.
That was worse than not even mentioning it, imo
He wanted to undue the damage of his calloused failure to act. That’s all.
He is living with that.
@ lobo91:
Excuse me?
NoThreat2U wrote:
I wasn’t implying anything.
You were the one who called her that…
@ snowcrash:
The link is only 9 sec long.
@ NoThreat2U:
He double sarc’ed – which is twice the snark not a snark canceling out
coldwarrior wrote:
Not to put too fine a point on it, “hoo-hoo” is a perhaps rather childish euphemism for the female genitalia.
I think the palestinkians are making a peace overture.
Palestinian kills 5 in West Bank settlement
AP
March 11, 2011
ITAMAR, West Bank – A Palestinian infiltrated a Jewish West Bank settlement early Saturday and killed five people, the Israeli military said.
… the dead are all members of the same family — parents and three children. The family — including an 11-year-old, a 3-year-old and an infant — was all stabbed in their sleep
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110312/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_israel_palestinians
@ snowcrash:
OH MAANNNNNN!!! THAT ASSHOLE! lol!
@ m:
Yeah, never dress a kitten up, the mama cat hates it. I wish she scratched the human instead.
I think her teeth are to big and would scrape to much and make it hurt.
snowcrash wrote:
[makes note]
@ NoThreat2U:
Clinton was president of the united states of America. She was an intern. Who holds the power there?
Even if she chased him around the oval office, snapping her thong, his behavior was a massive fail.
She could have been a enemy operative, setting him up for anything. And not just an infatuated sexually mature 20 year old. The onus is on clinton. He is a fcked up pos.
He is fcked up fecal matter.
Go the high road like Mark Levin.
@ chickadee:
Not to change the subject from nasty skanks, but this is a great ad:
Rodan wrote:
As a former Rock Star, I can tell you that women like Hillary are OK, they are like Elliot Spritzer, not afraid to put out serious Ka-ching. And when you are not married to them and don’t have to put up with their bullshit they are actually very nice polite and easy to get along with.
Democrats.
LBJ
Jimmy Carter
Bill Clinton
Al Gore
John F. Kerry
B. Obama
What else do you need to know Congressional Republicans, what does it take to make you see what your up aginst?
Call them demand a no vote on the continueing resolution unless the money is cut for funding Obama Care.
1-202-224-3121
@ m:
m wrote:
Why so serious!
That smile you have could melt ice!
@ doriangrey:
Being blunt and straight to the point!
taxfreekiller wrote:
OK, I’ll do it. LOL
I love Levin.
refugee000 wrote:
No condemnation from the United Muslim-&-Dhimmi Nations, of course…
The blood of a Jew is violable, the blood of a Copt is violable, the blood of a kaffir in general has no sanctity. Only the blood of a Muslim has sanctity. Straight out of the Shari’ah…
Rodan wrote:
ROTFLMAO… What are your odds of getting a STD from Hillary? You’re more likely to get a sever case of frostbite…
Calif. Orgn. Wash. states better get to putting together a “earth quake day” fund to fix themselves with when it comes and it will come that one thing is sure.
@ Rodan:
Vino tinto? lol
@ doriangrey:
And as a former DJ you know I am telling the truth…
@ Philip_Daniel:
Fucking savages.
doriangrey wrote:
From what I’ve heard, Hillary might not play for that team.
That having been said, she didn’t like Evil Bill making a public spectacle out of his dalliances. It was most likely his public indiscretions, rather than his physical unfaithfulness, that got her upset with him.
Exatly what do you all think Bill Clinton found in hildie beast back in the day when they were back seat buds in college?
Bet he bought her new knee pads every birthday.
taxfreekiller wrote:
They’d better start NOW, identifying and fixing up all parts of their infrastructure that can’t withstand The Big One.
m wrote:
But don’t you understand? The young kaffir children were oppressing the poor Muslim man with their polytheism!
@ doriangrey:
the et2′s are nice.
coldwarrior wrote:
Tried it out eh?
@ m:
Te encanta mi complemento.
So, list of low lifes.
LBJ
Jimmy Carer
Bill Clinton
Al Gore
John F. Kerry
B. Obama
Now there you got a list of worthless mf’s, which one is the womanizer skank hands down.
@ doriangrey:
Yea, like I said, I am pretty proud of what we were able to produce. When it comes to golf shafts that Carter Penely is a fucking genius. As I said before, I’m no golfer, but those things even managed to make me look like I knew what I was doing.
it’s possible of course that The HarMonica is both a weirdo (BJs are one thing… cigars, ew) AnD genuinely in love with Bill.
Kind of reminds me of some of the posters Back There.
The lady has capital P Problems.
@ Philip_Daniel:
Those evil white Jews oppressing the poor brown Arabs.
doriangrey wrote:
there is a definite difference…i need to get to the range and compare, i have an identical driver with a grafalloy stiff (titleist).
i am curious to hit them side by side
taxfreekiller wrote:
Ummm, from what I have heard, all of the above…
@ Zimriel:
Sharmuta being in love with Chuck!
@ Rodan:
Sideways.
doriangrey wrote:
i will have a better description in a few weeks, after some real play.
Rodan wrote:
Mizrahi Jews, go back to Poland and Germany!
Bushnaks are pure Arabs whose presence in the ME is justified!
taxfreekiller wrote:
The ring of fire is acting up. The West coast is getting it soon.
In my humble opinion Bill Clinton deserves a life with Hellre Clinton.
@ Philip_Daniel:
Those Native Palestinaisn who have been there since time eternal!
coldwarrior wrote:
So what is the stiffness on the shaft you bought, personally I like the Extra Stiff, 9.40 X 4.60… Although the Stiff’s at 7.60 X 3.90 are also very nice.
Ms Clinton will get him when he is in the old folks home.
Day after day she will come by to see him.
taxfreekiller wrote:
Yea, but will he remember who she is?
doriangrey wrote:
i never had the club head speed for XS, even when i had my handicap down in the single digits…so stiff works for me. i do have an R on a 20.5 degree wood that works nicely out of the light rough with a slower swing.
Here Bill in this cup, its your false teeth.
Keep them clean babe.
You be good to the nurse today hon, I’m off to the White House press room, you know I replaced that crazy ass islamic bitch you loved so much.
You can see me on the 5:30 ABC hate America show.
I’m pretty much banned on the intertubes for expressing my thoughts about S.
I’ll just say I wish her well whereever she is, and that she resist the temptation to beg for her account back
Oh, Bill you wet the bed again, i’M SO SORRY, why don’t you call Monica to come by and clean you up one more time, I’m busy with helping Al Gore loose some weight.
coldwarrior wrote:
I did have the advantage of having the entire range to try out. All with Big Berth head’s. I have no idea whether I have the the club speed or not I just know which one felt best to me. 250 to 275 yards on the driving range, straight as an arrow, no hooking or slicing, and no high hangers. Just a really nice smooth clean follow through.
I am hoping Carter decides to resume production because a full set of shafts from putter through 1 wood would be really sweet if they all perform like the driver shaft’s.
doriangrey wrote:
a lesson lost on many golfers.
i use the old sam snead swing, it feels right for me…it works.
doriangrey wrote:
btw, i have a 3 wood that has a penley ‘prototype’ on it, its black with yellow paint.
that is alwyas in my bag.
coldwarrior wrote:
I am of the personal opinion that if the ball goes where you want it to most of the time, you could have Billy Madison’s swing and it would be ok. But then again I’m no golfer either so what do I know.
coldwarrior wrote:
The ET2′s almost ended up with that color scheme, we looked at 5 different color scheme’s and it came down to the Black and Yellow and the silver and Blue, the Silver and Blue won out because it was easier to get the Eagle’s Head graphic to stand out on.
@ doriangrey:
many golfers endlessly chase the latest and greatest and give up what feels right in the quest for a better game.
what feels right works best.
Bill Clinton, “Rhodes Scholar, brilliant politician, President of the USA and the most powerful man in the world”—– didn’t have the intelligence or self control to keep his dick out of an intern.
That’s all that matters.
@ doriangrey:
black is always stylin tho. i have a hiro honma persimmon driver from the late 70′s with a black graphite shaft, its the best looking club i have ever seen.
but now with all of the crazy assed oversized and loud paint on the drivers…the silver works.
I think I found Bubba’s favorite dish…
@ doriangrey:
Oh, and that Silver, 500 bucks a
Could have been worse, we also had $6000.00 a gallon Silver (Real Silver) Conductive paint for the Satellites we built on hand, when the can of Silver for the ET2′s got launched we actually thought at first it was the $6000.00 dollar a gallon paint. Man were we sweating bullet’s until we got enough of the paint clean off the can to tell for sure.
fuckinggallon… (Yea, one of my guys forget to make sure the shaker was tightened down properly, and launched a can of it across the shop, talk about afuckingmess to clean up)@ doriangrey:
oh my!
@ doriangrey:
i am saving my pennies to get another et2…i have a home for it.
coldwarrior wrote:
Yea, tell me about it, was was sure for about an hour that a couple of people were going to get fired over it.
coldwarrior wrote:
What did yours cost? I think the retail was around $125.00 last time I talked to Carter.
doriangrey wrote:
umm….150 plus fees
coldwarrior wrote:
Yea, I figured there would be a deal markup, not bad though.
@ doriangrey:
i have now 3 of the same driver…got another on ebay right now for a steal.
so, if this et2 is half as good as it feels, i will need one more.
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