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I’d forgotten about this blog of excellence. The whole purpose of Regretsy is to mock lame sales pitches for overpriced home-made crafts crap on Etsy, and they mock it mercilessly. Viciously.
Okay, I’ll admit it. I was reading comments at one of the lower tier leftist blogs today, and that’s where the link came from. A certain frozen Mustela kathiah posted it for the amusement of a certain race-baiting astroturfer who enjoys slug-mangled greens and whose nic was taken from a sophomoric Kurt Vonnegut novel.
Got all that? Good, because we’ve got better things to munch and mangle on
The Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: astroturfing, crafts, Embarrassing White People, hippie, kale, Overnight Open Thread, salad
One author I could never read -- Kurt Vonnegut.
Ugh.
Folks, I almost fell for this fraud yesterday:
http://deletemalware.blogspot.com/2010/11/remove-xp-antispyware-2011-and-xp-guard.html
The popups look legit, but they’re not. I clicked on a link to a site that had malware attached. Those are the risks I take.
The one thing that saved me was remembering that I don’t have Windows Anti-Virus monitoring enabled because I have other better software protection. I did have to revert to a previous saved registry setting, though, because the program crippled my shortcuts. DON’T FALL FOR IT.
Calo wrote:
Vonnegut is amusing when you’re in high school. Slaughter House 5 was good, the rest not so much.
Thread to myself, humh?
Time for mischief
@ Calo:
2 minutes does not constitute a “Dead Thread.” Straighten up.
Nice rack!
@ Mongoose:
With turquoise toilet seat pants.
@ Mongoose:
She’s got an “outtie” too or else it’s a pierced navel. Could be an overburden of lint. These types save the planet by foregoing regular showers.
@ Mongoose:
Turn the page please.
See, crappy videos irritate Bunk.
And, a happy Friday to all tonight.
I’m off duty!
Bunk X wrote:
BRC fixed it for me.
http://i54.tinypic.com/2ljrjnd.jpg
Better now….
Hi Wallflower. No offerings tonight.
/lurk
//out
@ Bunk X:
I followed the link to yellow-bellied weasels and ended up here.
@ Bunk X:
My lil sister has a pierced navel and a damn tramp stamp.
Don’t you think for a minute I ever let her forget what I think of that.
Calo wrote:
Is she married?
@ CynicalConservative:
CC,
What? Why not?
Get your ass back here.
Bunk X wrote:
I’d never heard them described that way. Very descriptive. In this case, unfortunately. Even the fact the high beams are on doesn’t do a thing for me. Like the guy on regretsy, I guess hippies are a turn-off period, no matter how much they advertise.
@ Mongoose:
How you doing this evening?
She is kinda nasty, in the not good way.
Rodan wrote:
I am eating everything in the freezer and drinking all my beer ready for tomorrow.
Calo wrote:
me too, just poured a martini.
anyone want one?
@ Mongoose:
Humh? The perfect revenge for Calo.
Mongoose and my lil sister.
Both are neurotic as I have ever seen.
@ Mongoose:
Good thinking. Wire me ya money!
coldwarrior wrote:
Yeah, I’ll have one but you’ll have to pour it my ear. I’m damn near done for the day.
Social Distortion -- Cant Take It With You
“you’ll never see a hearse with a luggage rack…you cant take it with you”
huckfunn wrote:
grabs a 30 ml syringe and some tubing…
@ coldwarrior:
Make mine a dirty one, in a glass.
m wrote:
I just have to call Culver City to get your information first!
(That wasn’t funny was it..
)
@ coldwarrior:
DIPROVAN!
Sorry, couldn’t resist…
@ Mongoose:
Yeah, notsumuch.
lol!
Calo wrote:
throw some versed in there and we got a cocktail!
coldwarrior wrote:
Thank you kindly. If someone could just pull of my boots and elevate my legs…
@ m:
Sorry!
@ Calo:
Err Diprivan.
Sorry, I have NT2U’s crappy keyboard tonight.
@ Mongoose:
That fucker.
Three random ones for the Wallflower.
/back on the morning thread
Prebanned wrote:
one dirty martini:
3 oz stoli 80pf
splash of sweet vermouth
splash of dry vermouth
splash of kalamata olive brine
mix on large ice, pour into frozen martini glass, garnish with one kalamata olive, one green olive, and one cocktail onion all on a toothpick.
enjoy.
huckfunn wrote:
Paging Mr WindUpBird!, paging Mr WindUpBird!!
He will pull your boots off and elevate your legs for you…
huckfunn wrote:
shock position!
maybe get some trendellenberg in there as well.
@ coldwarrior:
You can use a “rock or something” to do it…
//MRE package
Mongoose wrote:
Heh… Today Mr. Windup Bird got his boots pulled, legs elevated and a nasty bitch slap on the way. Bibi da man!
lobo91 wrote:
rock or something!
Social Distortion -- When The Angels Sing
@ coldwarrior:
Been there -- oh, that sucks.
Circling the drain…
coldwarrior wrote:
Or maybe some Jägermeister and a Cohiba.
@ CynicalConservative:
First one CC.
Calo wrote:
read up on your uses for trendellenberg, it is falling our of favor.
huckfunn wrote:
heh, the cohiba i used to be able to pull off. (it involved small general aviation airplanes, flight students and a never checked by customs airport…pre 9/11 of course)
jager is medicine in germany, you drink it after you ate too much, its an herbal that helps digestion.
i laughed hysterically when i saw peeps doing shot of it here.
@ coldwarrior:
I can’t stand that stuff…
@ coldwarrior:
Really?
ICP problems with it is all I can think of.
Last ditch try post meds.
Feeling helpless and useless.
Links pls, Professor.
@ coldwarrior:
The jaeger is some nasty medicine. Only had it in Germany and haven’t had it since. Kinda funny that it seems to be a trendy thing these days. Kinda like Corona beer. I used to frequently go to Juarez and you could get a Corona for a dime. I wouldn’t have it then or now.
@ Calo:
they are finding no real gain of cardiac output or oxygen delivery from trendellenberg.
it still works for halting air emboli from line insertions tho (with left side positioning)
@ lobo91:
@ huckfunn:
think about germans sitting around in a bar and drinking nyquil…its kinda the same thing as doing shots of jager
@ coldwarrior:
Link please
coldwarrior wrote:
Exactly
Calo wrote:
sorry…its
http://www.cjem-online.ca/v6/n1/p48
@ Mongoose:
Much better. Great improvement over the original. The words “large” and “perky” come to mind.
@ Calo:
Photos, please.
@ coldwarrior:
Sure tastes like it!
@ Bunk X:
I’ll wait. I’ve got some other stuff to do. BBL
@ Calo:
recovery from trendelenberg send the p/t back to where he started, raising the legs does a better job of treating hypotensive crisis due to hypovolemia. it appears that it is a recovery from issue.
@ m:
He’s a scumbag!
m wrote:
its meds.
the slavs have something similar, but it is dark yellow not brown like jager.
these are made form bitters and herbs that aid in digestion after a big meal
@ Rodan:
YES. Yes.He.Is.
@ Mongoose:
That guy is such a loser.
@ m:
That’s why I don’t have any qualms in helping destroy The Sage of Culver City.
This Rockies/Brewers game is getting crazy.
It’s the top of the 14th, and the Rockies just put in Chacin (a starting pitcher) as a pinch hitter, because they have nobody left on their bench.
I think the mascot will be pitching next…
@ coldwarrior:
damn- it seemed to work for a bit until other drugs could be loaded IV.
(looking at the MAP instead of CO)
Calo wrote:
this ‘debate’ isnt over yet…no one has the guts to do a large N study to really get to the bottom of it.
what will probably happen is go to legs up, and if that doesn’t work, then go tredellenberg…less to more i suppose.
Calo wrote:
here’s a good article form the critical care folks
On the basis of the results from our literature search, we advise judicious use of the Trendelenburg position as an adjunct to resuscitation in patients with hypovolemic shock or hypotension until further evidence provides support for its routine use in this clinical setting (Table 2). Some data, although weak, suggest that this position is not useful, yet potentially not harmful, in any kind of hemodynamic shock.
@ Bunk X:
No. LOL
And, she never was in Miss Cordess’ classroom.
Wake up you sleepy heads….
doriangrey wrote:
I’m awake.
Been watching the game, which just ended in the bottom of the 14th with a 2 run homer by Prince Fielder.
doriangrey wrote:
and i am a sleepy head, i’ve been up since 0530 this am…..long damn day.
off for the next 4 tho.
coldwarrior wrote:
What a slacker, I’ve been up since 5am…
Bunk X wrote:
Once you eliminate the face and those weird tight pants, if you don’t remember the context, that’s not so bad
/yeah, that’s probably not the best thing to say on the last night of the world.
@ doriangrey:
I got up at 11:30, I think…
@ coldwarrior:
SStill, the position is a useful (my opinion) until you can get drugs or b blood products on board depending on the patient’s dx. Too low of a BP for too long is dangerous. It’s useful short term (minutes, not hours), I agree.
Is it just the guys on tonight?
Lily wrote:
Calo might take exception to that…
@ Calo:
Hey {Calo}!
@ Lily:
{{Lily}}
No, I’m just talking with CW ’bout nothing.
Long time no see.
Calo wrote:
we need a large N study.
maybe this can be my PhD topic later….
@ lobo91:
Yes I just saw her comment! Got a little bit of a break so I thought I would see how everyone is doing…. hey lobo!
Lily wrote:
what’s shakin?
@ Calo:
Yeah I just got a break …..finished wrapping presents for the baby shower and finished talking my god-daughter through a crisis!
So here I am with my bad spelling….and the potential to ‘davis’ up the thread.
@ coldwarrior:
Everything! Baby shower, Wedding and a god-daughter having a hellicious separation from her abusive husband.
Oh, and this one cause the video is soooo damned funny….
@ doriangrey:
Ahh -- excellent choice DG.
Lily wrote:
sounds like a busy few weeks!
For Calo since I noticed she liked it….
I am cooking supper, my favorite.
Snake and Pigmy pie!
Yum…
(actually I am trying to bake a pie, steak, onions, carrots and gravy..)
@ coldwarrior:
Especially for someone who hasn’t been very active!
@ Lily:
Missed that one today.
Care to elaborate?
@ Mongoose:
{Mongy}! How are you doing?
Lily wrote:
I am staying out of serious trouble.
Tomorrow I am going to get some dry ice and go to Goodwill and buy lots of pairs of old shoes.
Mongoose wrote:
i havent had a good steak and kidney pie in years.
Calo wrote:
Oh you got to watch the Pretty Women video, it’s a full on riot…
@ Calo:
She is 31 and has 4 children and her wacked soon to be ex-husband has reported to her child services…if you look on my facebook page she calls me MiMi….Long story…this guy is a piece of work!
And this one because coldwarroir turn me on to it, and it is stone cold bad to the bone…
@ Mongoose:
Crawfish pie
That’s on my menu Mongoose.
Mongoose wrote:
Sounds exciting! What fun you will have!
@ coldwarrior:
Neither have I. Can’t get lambs kidneys and I can’t make pastry.
I am testing with store bought pastry and pre-cooked pot roast.
@ Lily:
Are you going to do it too! It should be fun.
Mongoose wrote:
Dude, I offered you my sparkly Yellow Box flip flops last night. You don’t want them?
@ doriangrey:
glad ya liked it!
@ Calo:
Nah, people will see the dry ice.
Mongoose wrote:
I would but I have baby shower tomorrow! DAMN! I’ll save you some cake if you want?
I’m watching Groundhog Day.
It sort of reminds me of my life…except for the lack of a large rodent…
@ Lily:
Yeah, OK, I will do it on my own.
You leave pairs of shoes on the sidewalk and put bits of dry ice in them and it freaks people out. But it only works on rapture days.
Mongy….song for your shoes and dry ice tomorrow!
@ Mongoose:
Yeah end of the world tomorrow…like my video up above…I’m not going to let it bother me tonight!
@ Lily:
I’d Davis you for that, but you are coming to Texas soon.
LOL
g’night all…i am wiped out.
coldwarrior wrote:
Yeah, and the rest of us will be tomorrow!
Nite…
@ coldwarrior:
Nite cw!
@ Mongoose:
HAHAHA! Oh Dear Lorrrrd!!!
@ coldwarrior:
Nite CW
Sleep well
Uh oh. It’s tomorrow here!
@ Calo:
Yeah Bryan/College Station…..shower on Saturday and wedding on Sunday 4 hours away!
I’m going to be wiped!
@ Mongoose:
Last one was in 94!
Goodnight Coldwarrior!
@ Lily:
Liked this one on the links better:
@ m:
Why yes it is….and the end of world didn’t occur! Saved at last!
Close call!
/
coldwarrior wrote:
Becherovka?
@ Lily:
Hey Lily!
@ AZfederalist:
Well mongy is going to have fun with some dry ice and I thought he’d like a song to go with it tomorrow!
@ The Osprey:
Excuse you!
@ m:
Hey {m}!
@ AZfederalist:
Correction. A high beam is on. Not plural.
Rodan wrote:
The South American one is next year. That should be fun, lots of great food and parties and music. They really know how to throw an end of the world bash down there.
m wrote:
It’s good stuff if you are into medicine-y type after dinner drinks. I like Averna from Sicily too.
@ coldwarrior:
Night!
@ Mongoose:
What part?
@ Rodan:
Rodan-- NEVER ask Mongoose that, because he’ll tell you.
Since the end of the world didn’t happen….let’s rock!
Rodan wrote:
People who don’t know how to read scripture, but are intent on inflicting their views on others are deserving of this ribbing. What part of “No one knows the hour …” or “It will come like a thief in the night” do these people fail to understand? Unfortunately, it is a bad witness of Christianity. We aren’t supposed to be worrying about a time or date, but working like each day may be the last day, working to spread the gospel message, not trying to pin down an exact date when the end will come.
@ {Lily}:
We’ve missed you!
@ Rodan:
HAHAHA!
@ Mongoose:
Hey did you like the song to go with your dry ice and shoes….I have some pumps you can have!
@ Bunk X:
Yeah, I noticed that after Mongoose posted the improved version. You suppose the other one is burned out?
@ AZfederalist:
Yeah these guys really are misguided!
m wrote:
If it’s Colombia, I’ll join Mongoose down there.
@ m:
This is the only blog I post on! Lately I have been reading and had to do a damn makeover on myself for baby shower and wedding!
Lily wrote:
Is that a bad thing?
Lily wrote:
Day’s not over yet.
AZfederalist wrote:
Amen! Only God knows!
@ Rodan:
The Mayan part. I think that is mainly Guatemala and their calendar stops on 12/21/2012.
(It is very interesting..)
@ AZfederalist:
True but I don’t a mere knows the date!
@ AZfederalist:
That I agree with..
@ Bunk X:
{Bunk}! Stopped by to ‘davis’ up your thread!
Lily wrote:
Calo I know you noticed this…
I don’t think a mere man knows the date!
I’m surprised no one has played this one yet!
Mongoose wrote:
Sign me up!
@ The Osprey:
Rapture! The original rap!
@ Mr Caps:
He almost made me spew my drink when I read that.
AZfederalist wrote:
Hasn’t even started here.
What time zone is the end of the world in, anyway?
@ lobo91:
Good question!
@ Mongoose:
Down in Yucatan!
m wrote:
I’m still laughing!
Okay since it is the End of Road for us….
@ Mr Caps:
And now I’m planning!
@ Lily:
Always did like that group (America).
@ Lily:
@ AZfederalist:
,
Sometimes, you really live life in technocolor with that quote on board.
Everything seems brighter.
Okay some rap for rapture day….
@ Calo:
Excatly!
@ Lily:
Oh that’s my shit.
LOL!
AZfederalist wrote:
I know you do…that’s why I posted it!
m wrote:
Rap for the rappy day!
Regardless of what happens today there will be no rapture, I have a gallon of ice cream in the freezer and nothing is going to happen until I finish it.
So when I take that last bite…
M ….. for you…
@ Lily:
@ The Osprey:
Excellent!!!!!
Mr Caps wrote:
Eat it very sloooooow then!
Okay …. I got to get up early….enjoyed everyone!
Hope you all have sweet dreams….Nite everyone!
Who is up for some post rapture looting tomorrow?!
Goodnight {{Lily}}}!
Goodnight all!
We all love Ennio Morricone!
@ m:
Before I go…excellent vid there! Nite m and Calo and everyone else too!
@ Lily:
Night Lily
Thank you
m wrote:
Isn’t Obama looting us enough already?
m wrote:
@ Mr Caps:
I think the blockquote was raptured.
@ AZfederalist:
Yeah, you do that on the last night of the world, and we have some nice warm pillows. Not a bad trade off considering that anyone of us could be condemned to living in Holbridge Nebraska. But that might not be so bad…
Bunk, I hate you!
I followed your link looking for some more nice racks and got this.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/73590024/eat-kale-tee-unisex-small?ref=v1_other_2
I think she is allergic to kale.
@ Mongoose:
http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_570xN.241945989.jpg
@ Mongoose:
You haven’t been over to Diary of Daedalus in a while, have you?
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Good Morning Blogmocracy! Today is another glorious day in the Reign of Emperor Barack Hussein I, Pasha of the United States and Defender of the
FaithUmmah! There are 535 Days Until the 2012 Presidential Election! Well, the big news, as we all know, is that Obama threw rael under the bus the other day. It was bound to happen, and I had suspected that this would be the form it took. This is a major deal. Netanyahu essentially told teh Won to go pound sand. Good. The reprecussions of this will reverberate in the Diplo world for quite some time. No doubt the Mohammedan enemy will be emboldened. This makes clear, for any who still had doubts, whose side Obama is on. It will be interesting to watch the Jewish vote in 2012. I’m betting he doesn’t lose much. In other news, the Wisconsin recount is finally over and prosser winse handily. Kloppenberg thenn has five days to appeal, though what she will appeal is a mystery. She lost. Democrats need to take a page from Nixon and admit when they lose. This sore loser bullshit is getting old. At least the good guys have won this one.Good Mornin All….nothin like a nice rack
in a bed of kale
I don’t expect the Rapture to happen anytime today. Too bad, too. I was really hoping to get out of going to work on Monday.
mfhorn wrote:
i am bbq-ing ribs and drinking beers on the deck for today’s rapture, verily, unto them.
@ coldwarrior:
for presentation put a rack in a
bed of kale and enjoy
mawskrat wrote:
yeahh….right…kale…mmmhmmm.
I love kale and such
@ mawskrat:
Yes, but have you had kale with slug-sce? KKKTrout highly reccommends…
AZfederalist wrote:
Bingo.