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Traditional Barber Shop

by Bunk X ( 40 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread at September 27th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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I like traditional barbershops. One of my earliest memories is sitting in Victor’s in Evendale, Ohio, with my dad. My choice of haircuts was limited, but I got to choose between a burr, a crewcut or a flat top, and I usually chose the latter.

Being allowed to choose is a big deal for a 5 years old, and after careful consideration, I usually ended up looking like this:

This place is a lot like an old-time barbershop. Visiting with the locals, drinking Barq’s Cream Soda, playing checkers, and trash talking anyone not around to defend themselves on The Overnight Open Thread.

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  1. The Osprey
    1 | September 27, 2011 11:04 pm

    Does that barbershop sign say what I think it says?!?!?!


  2. The Osprey
    2 | September 27, 2011 11:08 pm

    Judging from the phone number on the sign, I’m guessing that barber shop is in the UK or Ireland.

    Yup…Tyneside…

    0191 is the UK telephone dialing code used by Newcastle, Durham, Sunderland and other nearby areas in the north east of England[


  3. Bureaucat
    3 | September 27, 2011 11:15 pm

    The Osprey wrote:

    Does that barbershop sign say what I think it says?!?!?!

    Times are tough. They must be branching out into bikini waxing.


  4. 4 | September 27, 2011 11:15 pm

    @ The Osprey:

    Have some more Beer! 8)


  5. 5 | September 27, 2011 11:19 pm

    @ The Osprey:

    Mega Clitz ? This is a front for FGM. Traditional barbarian shop.


  6. The Osprey
    6 | September 27, 2011 11:24 pm

    Overlook wrote:

    @ The Osprey:

    Mega Clitz ? This is a front for FGM. Traditional barbarian shop.

    LOL…looked at the demographics for Tyneside…not that many Muzzies in that part of England. Only 7% “Asian”.


  7. The Osprey
    7 | September 27, 2011 11:26 pm

    Macker wrote:

    @ The Osprey:

    Have some more Beer!

    A Newcastle!


  8. Fritz Katz
    8 | September 27, 2011 11:27 pm

    The Osprey wrote:

    Does that barbershop sign say what I think it says?!?!?!

    Mega Clutz?


  9. The Osprey
    9 | September 27, 2011 11:31 pm

    Fritz Katz wrote:

    The Osprey wrote:

    Does that barbershop sign say what I think it says?!?!?!

    Mega Clutz?

    I’m not as think as you drunk I am.


  10. huckfunn
    10 | September 27, 2011 11:32 pm

    Rumor has it that you get a free Ipad with a haircut. Here’s a happy customer.


  11. Philip_Daniel
    11 | September 27, 2011 11:55 pm


  12. 12 | September 28, 2011 12:14 am

    @ The Osprey:
    Yeah. I figgered someone would call it out. Meanwhile, I re-ran across this vid. Chuck nails Keith.


  13. 13 | September 28, 2011 12:23 am

    @ Bunk X:

    Man, I bet Kieth aint used to having his balls busted like that… :shock:


  14. AZfederalist
    14 | September 28, 2011 12:24 am

    Obligatory Barber:


  15. AZfederalist
    15 | September 28, 2011 12:32 am

    OK, if not that, how about barbershop quartet?

    httpv://www.youtube.com/user/wilbut59?blend=5&ob=5#p/a/f/0/ZwQDuSS1iIw


  16. The Osprey
    16 | September 28, 2011 12:34 am

    @ AZfederalist:


  17. AZfederalist
    17 | September 28, 2011 12:36 am

    Well, crap, that didn’t work:

    Barbershop quartet


  18. AZfederalist
    18 | September 28, 2011 12:37 am

    @ The Osprey:

    :-)


  19. yenta-fada
    19 | September 28, 2011 12:58 am

    I Love Lucy; Sweet Adeline


  20. 20 | September 28, 2011 1:14 am

    @ doriangrey:
    Chuck Berry was one of the few early rockers who figured out the business. With the exception of Johnny Johnson, Berry would roll into town, find the best house band and hire them for backup. “What are we gonna play?” they’d ask.

    He’d respond,”Chuck Berry music.”


  21. 21 | September 28, 2011 1:24 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    “What are we gonna play?”


  22. 22 | September 28, 2011 1:30 am

    @ doriangrey:
    Are you pondering what I’m pondering?


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  24. Alberta Oil Peon
    24 | September 28, 2011 2:39 am

    @ doriangrey:
    It’s copyrighted! Means it must be real.

    Pass on to some liberal.


  25. 25 | September 28, 2011 2:50 am

    I remember going for a haircut once shortly after we moved away from DC (Arlington, in fact) out to what was then the “country” to the west. While I was sitting in the chair, a guy comes in, leans his shotgun against the wall, plops a bunch af freshly-killed squirrels on the floor, and negotiates a deal – two squirrels for a haircut. He got his haircut, the barber got dinner.

    To an 11 year old who hadn’t been raised to this sort of thing, it was pretty awesome. To everybody else, it was just ordinary.


  26. 26 | September 28, 2011 2:58 am

    My current “barbershop” (actually a salon) was taken over/bought out by Mexicans, as the little strip mall it’s in has mostly gone that route. But I’m nothing if not a stubborn bastard, and I’ve been going to the same place since 1993, so I still go there. Half the people don’t really speak English, and I don’t really speak Spanish, but with a few words and some hand gestures, I manage to get my hair cut. I might be their only gringo customer by now.

    Of course, I’m not real picky about how my hair is cut so long as I come out with less hair.


  27. 27 | September 28, 2011 3:35 am

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  29. 29 | September 28, 2011 5:18 am

    Good morning everyone, a few more belly dancers, and then off to the rest of the market. A better day to walk around in then back in end of July.


  30. mfhorn
    30 | September 28, 2011 6:37 am

    Rasmussen has The One at -20.

    Rick Perry within single digits of Obama. (9/27) Herman Cain’s numbers to be released today


  31. 31 | September 28, 2011 7:45 am

    @ mfhorn:

    I wis Rasmussen could substitute a scowling Обама pic instead of the “Happy” that’s been there dice his polls began.


  32. RIX
    32 | September 28, 2011 7:49 am

    GVood morning.I am boldly predicting that today will
    be Wednesday all day.


  33. 33 | September 28, 2011 8:15 am

    @ RIX:

    Yep. No Friday in the forecast today. Wah :P


  34. 34 | September 28, 2011 8:15 am

    RIX wrote:

    GVood morning.I am boldly predicting that today will
    be Wednesday all day.

    Under the Gregorian Calendar, you are absolutely right! That said…I do wonder from time to time what the Mohammedans name their days of the week…


  35. RIX
    35 | September 28, 2011 8:27 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    @ RIX:
    Yep. No Friday in the forecast today. Wah

    Soon!


  36. RIX
    36 | September 28, 2011 8:29 am

    @ Macker:

    Under the Gregorian Calendar, you are absolutely right! That said…I do wonder from time to time what the Mohammedans name their days of the week…

    I wonder a lot of things about the RoP.


  37. 37 | September 28, 2011 8:30 am

    @ Macker:

    All goat-sex, all the time! These fuckers hold beauty contests for camels. And people wonder why I dispise them…


  38. RIX
    38 | September 28, 2011 8:34 am

    The Chicago Tribune has an article this morning
    that illustrates the tolerance in Islam.
    A St. Louis Muslim poet penned a piece about the Holacaust
    and his love for Jews, seriously.
    To make clear their displeasure, two car loads
    of Muslim Somalis, rammed his car, jumped in stabbing
    him & carving the Star of David on his back.
    We need more Somalis./


  39. RIX
    39 | September 28, 2011 8:43 am

    The rain has stopped, so I’m off for a bike ride.
    beside, Obama will soon be sending some Teamsters
    over to impound my bike.
    There are four bikes in the family, so that is just
    greed.


  40. 40 | September 28, 2011 8:53 am

    RIX wrote:

    We need more Somalis./

    For what? We can use Democrats as javelin catchers and moving targets. Somolis are redundant when you have Democrats available… :P


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