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Halftime At The Superbowl, Time To Wake Up Clint Eastwood, He’s Sleepwalking Again.

by Flyovercountry ( 116 Comments › )
Filed under Elections 2012, Politics at February 9th, 2012 - 3:00 pm

Political Cartoons by Nate Beeler

There has been a firestorm of derision poured onto the obviously partisan piece of propaganda called a Chrysler Advertisement which played during the halftime show of the Super Bowl. When Clint Eastwood rubbed his tired eyes on Monday Morning, he probably did not expect the harsh criticism that he received in the press, on television and on talk radio shows across the fruited plains. I have heard people defend him, and others roast him. Put me in the camp of the former, but my defense of Mr. Eastwood will not exactly leave him with a warm and fuzzy feeling towards me, if he by any chance actually reads this.

Some of the defenses of Mr. Eastwood have been based on the idea that he is one of the only show business stars who is more to the right than left on most issues. To this I say so what. One of the distinctions between conservatives and liberals is that we on the right will not sacrifice our convictions in order to circle the wagons around someone who is clearly wrong. The liberals on the other hand, they’ll defend their own vehemently, no matter what the crime, nor how egregiously it was violated. We’ll hear vitriolic stories about how America is broken because we would even have the temerity to mention the alleged bad behavior in the same breath as those who committed the acts. In the case of this commercial, sorry Clint, it was a piece of political propaganda, start to finish.

I believe that Mr. Eastwood’s defense should be something more like this. His agent got him a gig, which was reputedly to hawk cars supposedly made in America to those of us watching in television land. Clint, being a professional actor, read the copy from the teleprompter with precious little grey matter devoted to the meaning of the words which were flowing so eloquently from his mouth. As an actor, Clint Eastwood was having a, “Ron Burgandy,” moment. The end result of course was a two minute endorsement by Clint Eastwood for Barack Obama.

If you still believe that the commercial was not an Obama Campaign ad, paid for by the shareholders of Chrysler, (which by the way includes all American Taxpayers now,) consider this. The ad agency who produced the Eastwood advertisement is Wieden Kennedy. The ad agency who produced the Obama campaign ads for Barack Obama in 2008 was Wieden Kennedy. The ad agency who has been retained by Obama 2012 is………… Wieden Kennedy. I was getting that Chris Matthews must be getting a tingle up his leg look on my face even before I found this little bit out. I don’t think I was alone either, as by late Sunday evening, my inbox was inundated with emails calling out the man with no name for being a dolt, who allowed himself to be pimped out like some 10 year old kid who’s parents were trying to send him to Michael Jackson’s house for the summer.

As a service to Clint Eastwood, and this advice is free of any charge by the way, wake up and read the copy of the next ad you are asked to read. Fire your agent, he is a partisan Obama hack, and is more than willing to pimp you out without your knowledge. Ask a grown up from now on if you are not able to understand the implications of your gravitas being farmed out. Feel free to do a little research on your own, reading is not a bad thing. Having others read stuff for you can be devastatingly bad.

If your ad is about Detroit, and they feel the need to film it in Los Angelos, there is probably a reason. Take your film crew to Grand River and Gratiot Avenue in Detroit, just see how long the indigenous population allows your film crew to keep their expensive equipment and their lives. You wouldn’t have even made it to the words come back in your spot. Currently in the city of supposed comebacks, there have been bear sightings within the City, because no people wish to live there any longer. If, as your commercial suggested, the bailouts have helped the Motor City out, how is that possible with a sales total of under 10,000 hybrid cars over the last 3 years combined? Keep in mind, that dismal total Mr. Eastwood, includes the massively expensive government subsidies in both the manufacturing and retail points of the process. How exactly does the comeback theme play out with those massive, and by the way, unconstitutional bailouts square with you anyhow? Not exactly the American Spirit of rugged individualism and Yankee ingenuity to take the tax dollars of people in Alabama to bail out a failing S & P 500 company located in Detroit now, is it.

Cross Posted at Musings of a Mad Conservative.

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116 Responses to “Halftime At The Superbowl, Time To Wake Up Clint Eastwood, He’s Sleepwalking Again.”
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  1. huckfunn
    1 | February 9, 2012 3:27 pm

    The Rush Limbaugh version of the Clint Eastwood ad:


  2. RIX
    2 | February 9, 2012 3:53 pm

    I am going with Eastwood was duped, because the alternative
    is depressing.


  3. huckfunn
    3 | February 9, 2012 3:57 pm

    @ RIX:
    That’s about where I am. I’m not into star worship by any stretch, but I have been a big Eastwood fan ever since he was Gil Favor’s ramrod.


  4. huckfunn
    4 | February 9, 2012 4:02 pm

    Typical goofy Newt:

    ‘I LIKED THE CLINT EASTWOOD HALFTIME AD’

    Whiskey-Tango-Fookbar?


  5. RIX
    5 | February 9, 2012 4:04 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    Rowdy Yates!


  6. Bumr50
    6 | February 9, 2012 4:07 pm

    @ huckfunn:

    Newt should never speak of anything sports related.

    I remember a debate in December when he said he was looking forward to the college basketball championship game.


  7. huckfunn
    7 | February 9, 2012 4:09 pm

    RIX wrote:

    @ huckfunn:
    Rowdy Yates!

    Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin….


  8. Speranza
    8 | February 9, 2012 4:10 pm

    RIX wrote:

    @ huckfunn:
    Rowdy Yates!

    Rowdy Yates – the ramrod to Gil Favor (played by the late Eric Fleming). Eric Fleming died in a drowning accident in Peru in 1966.


  9. huckfunn
    9 | February 9, 2012 4:14 pm

    Bumr50 wrote:

    @ huckfunn:

    Newt should never speak of anything sports related.

    I remember a debate in December when he said he was looking forward to the college basketball championship game.

    The worrisome thing about Newt is that one never knows what might come tumbling out of his pie hole. Just like the moon colony. We’re $15T in the red and he’s thinking moon colony. Just goofy.


  10. 10 | February 9, 2012 4:14 pm

    @ RIX:

    I think he was duped. He’s a Libertarian and not an Obama fan.


  11. Speranza
    11 | February 9, 2012 4:15 pm

    Clint Eastwood stopped being much of a conservative around the time he finally found acceptance by the Hollywood establishment. He went from Dirty Harry movies to “The Bridges of Madison County” (with Maryl Streep) type of flicks.


  12. Speranza
    12 | February 9, 2012 4:16 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ RIX:
    I think he was duped. He’s a Libertarian and not an Obama fan.

    Exactly. He is much more of a libertarians then a hard core conservative.


  13. 13 | February 9, 2012 4:16 pm

    @ huckfunn:

    A Moon colony is not goofy. We do start to have to get off this planet. China and Russia are serious about their space programs. If they get space dominance, we are screwed.


  14. 14 | February 9, 2012 4:17 pm

    @ Speranza:

    He just did the ad and didn’t realize it was propaganda.


  15. 15 | February 9, 2012 4:17 pm

    @ huckfunn:

    Moon Base, not colony. There is a huge difference, and I am not at all convinced that it is a bad idea.


  16. Speranza
    16 | February 9, 2012 4:18 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ huckfunn:
    A Moon colony is not goofy. We do start to have to get off this planet. China and Russia are serious about their space programs. If they get space dominance, we are screwed.

    Please, if a Democrat said it (moon colonies) we would be doubled over in hysterics. More evidence (as if we needed any) that Newt’s mouth and his brain is often not in sync.


  17. 17 | February 9, 2012 4:19 pm

    @ Speranza:

    Moon Base, not colony. There is a huge difference, and I am not at all convinced that it is a bad idea.


  18. Speranza
    18 | February 9, 2012 4:19 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Speranza:
    He just did the ad and didn’t realize it was propaganda.

    I don’t know about Clint these days. Many think he sold out once he became “respectable” to Hollywood.


  19. 19 | February 9, 2012 4:19 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    @ Rodan:

    I do not want to sleep Under The Light Of A Communist Moon!


  20. buzzsawmonkey
    20 | February 9, 2012 4:19 pm

    Clint Eastwood did a huge Valentine to America in the form of his film Gran Torino—a film which grudgingly accepted “multiculturalism” in the melting pot mode, as long as it embraced America; a film which reluctantly, but thoroughly, put its faith in the rule of law; a film which insisted that the mere language of bigotry was nothing more than white noise, and that what mattered was the conduct of a man and the acceptance or rejection of a man on the basis of that conduct.

    The film Gran Torino was a followup on, and a continuation of, Eastwood’s much-earlier love note to America Bronco Billy. They are in some ways the same film, though with different action, different characters, different plotlines, and separated by several decades.

    I do not doubt Eastwood’s love of America; he has demonstrated it time and again. I am, however, thoroughly convinced that Eastwood was suckered into sleepwalking through a cheap imitation of his own genuine love for this country when he was prevailed upon to do his Superbowl ad.


  21. Speranza
    21 | February 9, 2012 4:22 pm

    Flyovercountry wrote:

    @ Speranza:
    Moon Base, not colony. There is a huge difference, and I am not at all convinced that it is a bad idea.

    Gingrich in Bloomington calls for bold ideas, defends moon colony

    He called the moon colony idea, which he proposed at a meeting of space scientists in Florida last month, a good plan that can capture the imagination of Americans, just like the original space race in the 1960s. And it could lead to new advances in science and technology, like the man-on-the-moon effort.

    “We need bold solutions, and we need the courage to go out and even risk ‘Saturday Night Live’ making fun of us.”

    Someday, he said, “I want to see ‘Saturday Night Live’ broadcast from the moon.”


  22. 22 | February 9, 2012 4:24 pm

    Flyovercountry wrote:

    @ Speranza:
    Moon Base, not colony. There is a huge difference, and I am not at all convinced that it is a bad idea.

    I rather spend money on a Moon colony, than this stupid war in Afghanistan.


  23. huckfunn
    23 | February 9, 2012 4:24 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ huckfunn:

    A Moon colony is not goofy. We do start to have to get off this planet. China and Russia are serious about their space programs. If they get space dominance, we are screwed.

    Indeed a moon colony is not goof. What is goofy is that Newt would bring that up while we’re spiraling into socialism and economic oblivian. Moon colony is a great idea… somewhere down the road.


  24. 24 | February 9, 2012 4:25 pm

    @ Speranza:

    If we didn’t spend all this money on wars for Islamic Democracy, we could have had colonies in space.


  25. 25 | February 9, 2012 4:25 pm

    Speranza wrote:

    Someday, he said, “I want to see ‘Saturday Night Live’ broadcast from the moon.”

    That would mean beginning the actual feed from the Moon at 11:29:58 to correspond to 11:30:00 Eastern Time! Heh!


  26. buzzsawmonkey
    26 | February 9, 2012 4:25 pm

    To hell with a Moon base. Give me a Moon Pie and some freebase.

    //////////


  27. 27 | February 9, 2012 4:26 pm

    @ huckfunn:

    End the stupid Afghan war and you can use that money for Space colonies.

    Although, maybe we can send Charles Johnson up to the Moon first?
    :lol:


  28. huckfunn
    28 | February 9, 2012 4:26 pm

    Flyovercountry wrote:

    @ Speranza:

    Moon Base, not colony. There is a huge difference, and I am not at all convinced that it is a bad idea.

    Base – colony, whatever. In the debate he called it a base. In a clip a few days later he spoke of “lunar colonization”. Good idea; wrong time.


  29. buzzsawmonkey
    29 | February 9, 2012 4:27 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    Although, maybe we can send Charles Johnson up to the Moon first?

    First of all, that’s a freeload, not a payload. Second, have you any idea what it would take to get that gelid mass free of Earth gravity?


  30. huckfunn
    30 | February 9, 2012 4:28 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    Flyovercountry wrote:

    @ Speranza:

    Moon Base, not colony. There is a huge difference, and I am not at all convinced that it is a bad idea.

    Base – colony, whatever. In the debate he called it a base. In a clip a few days later he spoke of “lunar colonization”. Good idea; wrong time.

    Oops; forgot the link:


  31. 31 | February 9, 2012 4:28 pm

    @ Speranza:

    I heard the original speech, and he very clearly said base. It has been turned into colony by folks having a fun time using it to score cheap political points. The entire thing has become hyperbole. If the idea were so bad to begin with, why the need to change the wording and therefore the meaning. Even in this article which you’ve posted, I can not help but notice that they did not get a quote of Gingrich saying colony, just others continuing to paraphrase him.


  32. coldwarrior
    32 | February 9, 2012 4:30 pm

    all your base are belong to us!


  33. RIX
    33 | February 9, 2012 4:31 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    RIX wrote:
    @ huckfunn:
    Rowdy Yates!
    Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin….

    Rawhde!


  34. coldwarrior
    34 | February 9, 2012 4:32 pm

    every dollar spent on technology to get into space is returned $7 back to gdp over the next 20 years in better tech and products. this is the ONE government program that actually turns a profit


  35. Speranza
    35 | February 9, 2012 4:33 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Speranza:
    If we didn’t spend all this money on wars for Islamic Democracy, we could have had colonies in space.

    You’ve been watching too many sci-fi flicks.


  36. RIX
    36 | February 9, 2012 4:34 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ RIX:
    I think he was duped. He’s a Libertarian and not an Obama fan.

    That’s what I want to beleive, & I see no reason
    not to.


  37. citizen_q
    37 | February 9, 2012 4:34 pm

    @ Rodan:
    Just think how it would annoy the koranimals! Infidels living on the moon; they worshiping a moon-god.


  38. Speranza
    38 | February 9, 2012 4:34 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    Although, maybe we can send Charles Johnson up to the Moon first?
    :lol:

    He and his loozards are already moonbats.


  39. citizen_q
    39 | February 9, 2012 4:36 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    That was what I was thinking when I heard of Newt’s proposal.


  40. huckfunn
    40 | February 9, 2012 4:37 pm

    Flyovercountry wrote:

    @ Speranza:

    I heard the original speech, and he very clearly said base. It has been turned into colony by folks having a fun time using it to score cheap political points. The entire thing has become hyperbole. If the idea were so bad to begin with, why the need to change the wording and therefore the meaning. Even in this article which you’ve posted, I can not help but notice that they did not get a quote of Gingrich saying colony, just others continuing to paraphrase him.

    See my #30 above. Actually, I didn’t see the debate. My initial notion of Newt saying “colony” came from the vid where he speaks of “lunar colonization”.


  41. coldwarrior
    41 | February 9, 2012 4:38 pm

    citizen_q wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    That was what I was thinking when I heard of Newt’s proposal.

    if i ran nasa, any time a company used on of my inventions, patents,or processes the nasa logo would have to go on said final product somewhere as a reminder.

    if that had occurred, we would not be having this discussion because we would have been reminded over and over again just how much space tech we use every day.


  42. citizen_q
    42 | February 9, 2012 4:45 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    Good idea!


  43. 43 | February 9, 2012 4:54 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    every dollar spent on technology to get into space is returned $7 back to gdp over the next 20 years in better tech and products. this is the ONE government program that actually turns a profit

    Another point lost on the great laughing masses. Ball point pens for example, courtesy of Nasa.


  44. coldwarrior
    44 | February 9, 2012 4:57 pm

    @ citizen_q:
    @ Flyovercountry:
    we came up with that idea one night at my friends bar while we were arguing with the ditzy girlfriend of one of our friends. she was complaining about wasting money in space.

    she also said this: ‘don’t you think that we have already polluted the earth enough? now you want to pollute space with radiation?”

    we were discussing the pros and cons of nuclear reactors on space equipment. she didnt last long in our circle


  45. 45 | February 9, 2012 5:00 pm

    @ Flyovercountry:
    How about medical monitoring equipment? Designed and developed by NASA to keep track of astronauts biosigns while in orbit?


  46. Prebanned
    46 | February 9, 2012 5:15 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Rodan wrote:
    Although, maybe we can send Charles Johnson up to the Moon first?
    First of all, that’s a freeload, not a payload. Second, have you any idea what it would take to get that gelid mass free of Earth gravity?

    A whole lot less if we freeze dry Him or just send his brain in a cryogenic container.


  47. waldensianspirit
    47 | February 9, 2012 5:19 pm

    @ Prebanned:
    Do they make cryogenic containers that small?


  48. taxfreekiller
    48 | February 9, 2012 5:22 pm

    Life long Actors Guild Union Member.

    If your not paying attention your part of the problem Clint.

    Beware of your “Dixie Chick” moment. You might not even get a second chance.

    We out here are not the problem, Obama and the commie hate America Democrat Party and their Union Thugs are the problem.

    Not knowing the facts is not an excuse.

    tfk


  49. 49 | February 9, 2012 5:35 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Rodan wrote:
    Although, maybe we can send Charles Johnson up to the Moon first?
    First of all, that’s a freeload, not a payload. Second, have you any idea what it would take to get that gelid mass free of Earth gravity?

    That gaseous blowhard could launch himself from Culver City on his own power.


  50. RIX
    50 | February 9, 2012 5:38 pm

    @ Carolina Girl:
    There is a real problem with a Charles Johnson launch.
    Sending something that unsightly with such poor hygene
    could be viewed as an act of war by ET’s.


  51. 51 | February 9, 2012 5:38 pm

    @ taxfreekiller:

    Also I’m sure Clint has had his hand in a script or two over the years. I don’t give him a pass that he didn’t get the significance of the voiceover. “Halftime in America”? A commercial being delivered at the halfway point of Hussein’s first term. C’mon Clint. Don’t play us for suckers. You did enough of that when you foisted “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil” on an unsuspecting public.


  52. 52 | February 9, 2012 5:39 pm

    @ RIX:

    And also justify all those “space pollution” fears from the 70′s.


  53. huckfunn
    53 | February 9, 2012 5:44 pm

    I was just gifted with a Nook Tablet and have been setting it up. Nifty little gizmo.


  54. RIX
    54 | February 9, 2012 5:46 pm

    Carolina Girl wrote:

    @ RIX:
    And also justify all those “space pollution” fears from the 70′s.

    Exactly. We just can’t launch Johnson.


  55. Fritz Katz
    55 | February 9, 2012 5:54 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    A Moon colony is not goofy. We do start to have to get off this planet. China and Russia are serious about their space programs. If they get space dominance, we are screwed.

    Rodan is right.

    Actually Newt said he wanted a successful and efficient Private Space Age. What little public funding would be through offering prizes (such as the X-Prize) that already is known to work. “For example, most of the great breakthroughs in aviation were as a result of prizes. [Charles] Lindbergh flew to Paris for a $25,000 prize. I would like to see vastly more of the money spent encouraging the private sector into a very aggressive experimentation“. However, vast sums will be returned to earth by commercializing space, moon mining, … Companies first in space would garner vast profits.

    Bill Whittle, as usual, explains it best.


  56. 56 | February 9, 2012 6:00 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    Rodan wrote:
    @ huckfunn:
    A Moon colony is not goofy. We do start to have to get off this planet. China and Russia are serious about their space programs. If they get space dominance, we are screwed.

    Indeed a moon colony is not goof. What is goofy is that Newt would bring that up while we’re spiraling into socialism and economic oblivian. Moon colony is a great idea… somewhere down the road.

    I have to disagree. A moonbase is indeed goofy. There are no resources on the Moon to exploit and as such any advantage it might be said to have as a staging area is completely offset by the logistics of keeping the base supplied.

    Besides that, when one calculates the energy requirements to send something anywhere else besides the Moon, stopping off at the Moon is not in the least bit advantageous.

    It’s a great sci-fi genre (I still love ITV’s series “UFO”), but that’s all a Moon colony will ever amount to.

    If you want to open up off-world bases, start on Mars. There are resources there that make it possible to eventually build up a colony that can sustain itself not only technically but also economically.

    Of course all this is nonsense. A nation that enslaves generations not yet imagined with debt isn’t going anywhere.


  57. taxfreekiller
    57 | February 9, 2012 6:05 pm

    Missed this:

    Lamar Smith of Texas has called Holder to be under oath Feb. 10.
    Tomorrow:
    Thought I was up on things.

    http://judiciary.house.gov

    should find it there.

    Ted Poe will have some good questions some say.
    I that dam sissy House Speaker will let them go at Holder???


  58. taxfreekiller
    58 | February 9, 2012 6:08 pm

    Can not find it there ..

    but there is a letter Dated Jan. 31, 2012 that calls Holder.

    Well it only says contact the committee by Feb. 10 to schedule interviews.

    silly me thinking the R’s would get off their ass’s and do someting

    “schedule interviews” wow, bad boys are they not….@ taxfreekiller:


  59. huckfunn
    59 | February 9, 2012 6:10 pm

    Crusader Rabbit wrote:

    I have to disagree. A moonbase is indeed goofy. There are no resources on the Moon to exploit and as such any advantage it might be said to have as a staging area is completely offset by the logistics of keeping the base supplied.

    A moon base/colony will make sense when we can afford it. Based upon existing exploration, no one can possibly know what resources there are or aren’t present on the moon anymore than Columbus could know about the true riches of the New World when he washed ashore on Hispanola. There will be a base/colony on the moon someday and I sure as hell hope the Stars and Stripes are flying from the flagstaff.

    Crusader Rabbit wrote:

    Of course all this is nonsense. A nation that enslaves generations not yet imagined with debt isn’t going anywhere.

    Yep!. We have to get our economic house in order before we commit trillions to space.


  60. coldwarrior
    60 | February 9, 2012 6:12 pm

    Crusader Rabbit wrote:

    I have to disagree. A moonbase is indeed goofy. There are no resources on the Moon to exploit and as such any advantage it might be said to have as a staging area is completely offset by the logistics of keeping the base supplied.

    happy reading!


  61. 61 | February 9, 2012 6:25 pm

    @ Crusader Rabbit:

    So let China have the moon then? Americans in 2012 are as short sighted as the Ming Chinese in 1430′s.

    History repeats itself.


  62. 62 | February 9, 2012 6:25 pm

    Fritz Katz wrote:

    Companies first in space would garner vast profits.

    And then we’ll have the fucking OCCUPY LUNA crowd…. 8)


  63. 63 | February 9, 2012 6:26 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Crusader Rabbit:

    So let China have the moon then? Americans Liberals in 2012 are as short sighted as the Ming Chinese in 1430′s.

    History repeats itself.

    There, fixed that for ya!


  64. 64 | February 9, 2012 6:26 pm

    @ huckfunn:

    We can save money by ending the Afghan war.


  65. 65 | February 9, 2012 6:27 pm

    @ Macker:

    Its not just Liberals. many Conservatives also oppose a serious space program.

    This is an American problem and one that as a history buff makes my stomach turn.


  66. Bumr50
    66 | February 9, 2012 6:27 pm

    @ Macker:

    That looks like a penguin wearing a chicken suit.


  67. 67 | February 9, 2012 6:29 pm

    @ Fritz Katz:

    Exactly! A private-public partnership.


  68. huckfunn
    68 | February 9, 2012 6:30 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ huckfunn:

    We can save money by ending the Afghan war.

    I’m all for that. Victory is not in Teh Zer0′s lexicon. If we’re not there to win, bring ‘em home.


  69. 69 | February 9, 2012 6:30 pm

    66 comments on a thread about the Clint Eastwood ad for Chrysler and nobody even mentions the latest from Iowahawk???

    Tsk, tsk…


  70. Alberta Oil Peon
    70 | February 9, 2012 6:31 pm

    @ Speranza:
    Well, a moon colony would necessarily begin its existence as a moon base, would it not? You have to walk before you can run.


  71. 71 | February 9, 2012 6:31 pm

    Bumr50 wrote:

    @ Macker:

    That looks like a penguin wearing a chicken suit.

    That’s actually Chicka-Roma, the mascot for a fictional fast food joint in the movie U.S. Marshals. Tommy Lee Jones got to wear the suit on a stakeout. When it came time to apprehend the suspects, he cocked a shotgun at the small-fry bad guy and said: “Regular or Extra Crispy?”


  72. 72 | February 9, 2012 6:31 pm

    @ Rodan:

    OK, my bad. It turns my stomach too.


  73. Bumr50
    73 | February 9, 2012 6:31 pm

    Liberals Are No Fun : Part MMCVII

    LA County OKs Hefty Fine For Throwing Football, Frisbee On Beaches

    LOS ANGELES (CBS) — When you head down to the beach for a little fun this summer, county officials want you to leave the pigskin at home.

    The Board of Supervisors this week agreed to raise fines for anyone who throws a football or a Frisbee on any beach in Los Angeles County.

    In passing the 37-page ordinance on Tuesday, officials sought to outline responsibilities for law enforcement and other public agencies while also providing clarification on beach-goer activities that could potentially disrupt or even injure the public.

    According to Lucy Kim, from the LA County Department of Beaches and Harbors, a first-time offender will have to pay a $100 fine. For a second offense, beach-goers will face a $200 fine. Three or more infractions within one year will result in a $500 fine, Kim said.

    h/t M. Malkin


  74. NoThreat2U
    74 | February 9, 2012 6:33 pm

    Good evening gentlemen. I must admit, all this space colonizing has me giggling quite a bit.


  75. Bumr50
    75 | February 9, 2012 6:33 pm

    Mike C. wrote:

    Tsk, tsk…

    Where’s the link, bee-yotch??

    //

    (It’s here…)


  76. NoThreat2U
    76 | February 9, 2012 6:35 pm

    @ Bumr50:
    So on one hand they want the Moochelle Obama project Let’s Move get people more active….by not allowing sports on beaches? Yeah, OK. That makes sense. NOT.


  77. 77 | February 9, 2012 6:38 pm

    @ Bumr50:

    I would assume nobody on the board would need directions to Da Hawk…


  78. Bumr50
    78 | February 9, 2012 6:41 pm

    @ Mike C.:

    Excellent point.

    I was conditioned at the swamp, where if I said that it was a nice day out I was expected to provide a link to a weather map.

    Old habits die hard, I suppose…


  79. 79 | February 9, 2012 6:46 pm

    @ Bumr50:

    Gorgeous and 75 outside, and I can’t enjoy it…damn Arthur in the left knee and lower right back nerve pinch. This sucks shit.


  80. 80 | February 9, 2012 6:47 pm

    @ Bumr50:
    @ NoThreat2U:

    This LA County Bored (sic) of Supervisors have to be effeminate bastards….


  81. RIX
    81 | February 9, 2012 6:48 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    It’s all your fault, you kept hitting people with
    fisbees.


  82. Bumr50
    82 | February 9, 2012 6:52 pm

    Background about A Mormon Story

    Just found this in my e-mail (you can download the whole book).

    I haven’t read it yet, but it looks interesting.


  83. RIX
    83 | February 9, 2012 6:52 pm

    Macker wrote:

    @ Bumr50:
    @ NoThreat2U:
    This LA County Bored (sic) of Supervisors have to be effeminate bastards….

    They want the revenue from the fines.


  84. Bumr50
    84 | February 9, 2012 6:52 pm

    @ Macker:

    Marcia Brady.


  85. NoThreat2U
    85 | February 9, 2012 6:53 pm

    @ RIX:
    Trust me, I am more of a danger to myself then anyone else. I fell and blew my knee out the other night. It is huge and trust me, you have never seen bruising like this. It looks like a dead body….all the blood pooling around the knee. lol lol lol


  86. Bumr50
    86 | February 9, 2012 6:57 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:

    Might be a hematoma.

    Does it feel like a sponge?


  87. NoThreat2U
    87 | February 9, 2012 6:58 pm

    @ Bumr50:
    It is hard as a rock. And ugly as all hell.


  88. RIX
    88 | February 9, 2012 6:59 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    I am sorry to hear that, it sounds painful.
    Did you see Jimmy Fallon doing physical competition
    with Michelle Obama?
    Our subject was on screen. They must be drugging him
    if he hasn’t escaped.
    We need to move soon!


  89. NoThreat2U
    89 | February 9, 2012 7:02 pm

    @ RIX:
    Yeah I saw that. I am so sick of that woman. I saw somewhere they were selling Michelle 2012 ladies brooches. Remind me again what the FLOTUS has to do with the POTUS job?


  90. NoThreat2U
    90 | February 9, 2012 7:03 pm

    @ RIX:
    I am still ready at the signal though. The knee is minor compared to our mission. I will military crawl if I have to just to “secure the package”.


  91. Bumr50
    91 | February 9, 2012 7:03 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:

    Sorry to hear that.

    You should get an x-ray.

    I tore my ACL playing hockey, but didn’t get it diagnosed until after the season, and I did some serious cartilage damage playing on it.


  92. RIX
    92 | February 9, 2012 7:04 pm

    Charles Johnson walks into a bar with a Bullfrog
    growth on his forehead.
    The bartender says, “Hey buddy how did yo get that ugly
    growth?”
    The frog says, “I woke up one morning & the thing was
    just growing on my back.”


  93. NoThreat2U
    93 | February 9, 2012 7:09 pm

    @ Bumr50:
    I can still bend it, it is just really stiff and turning black. The black is starting to wrap around to the back now too. lol lol You’re right though, it could be worse then I think it is. I hate sitting in the ER. Maybe I will go see my doc tomorrow and see what he says. I can’t imagine what color it will be by then.


  94. NoThreat2U
    94 | February 9, 2012 7:09 pm

    @ RIX:
    Ba dum dum *chiiing*


  95. RIX
    95 | February 9, 2012 7:11 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    Yeah,looks like a go.


  96. 96 | February 9, 2012 7:12 pm

    @ Bumr50:

    Huh? Why Marcia Brady?


  97. Bumr50
    97 | February 9, 2012 7:13 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:

    Like I said, I PLAYED with a torn ACL. After a few days your muscles start to adapt to the injury and compensate for the lack of stability. The pain is agonizing, but can be managed. I convinced myself it was a sprain, because it was the playoffs.

    I ended up OK, just torn cartilage to go along with the cadaver ACL, but the Doc said I was really lucky that I didn’t tear another ligament in the same knee.

    Trust me, it’s best to be safe.


  98. Bumr50
    98 | February 9, 2012 7:14 pm

    @ Macker:


  99. 99 | February 9, 2012 7:16 pm

    New Thread.


  100. 100 | February 9, 2012 7:17 pm

    @ RIX:

    :lol:


  101. 101 | February 9, 2012 7:19 pm

    @ Bumr50:

    Shit happens, Marcia! 8)


  102. RIX
    102 | February 9, 2012 7:21 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ RIX:
    Yeah I saw that. I am so sick of that woman. I saw somewhere they were selling Michelle 2012 ladies brooches. Remind me again what the FLOTUS has to do with the POTUS job?

    Every First lady has some focus. With her it’s fitness.
    Kind of ironic.


  103. NoThreat2U
    103 | February 9, 2012 7:28 pm

    @ Bumr50:
    If it gets blacker and starts wrapping around even more, I will call the doc tomorrow. I also have a nice bruised cheek from hitting the curb. lol lol I can’t see well in the dark and probably shouldn’t have been walking at that time of night. Imma dumbass.


  104. NoThreat2U
    104 | February 9, 2012 7:29 pm

    @ RIX:
    Focus yeah, but to make it seem like she is up for reelection is just retarded IMO.


  105. coldwarrior
    105 | February 9, 2012 7:31 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:

    wtf did you DO to that leg????

    (just saw the pics)


  106. Bumr50
    106 | February 9, 2012 7:32 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    Imma dumbass.

    No you’re not.

    Shit happens.

    I wear a ballcap and actually had to get stitches from having my head down and walking right into one of those boxes that control the traffic lights downtown.


  107. RIX
    107 | February 9, 2012 7:33 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ RIX:
    Focus yeah, but to make it seem like she is up for reelection is just retarded IMO.

    Michelle Obama is a nasty piece of work, an over
    indulged racist.


  108. coldwarrior
    108 | February 9, 2012 7:36 pm

    @ Bumr50:

    satruday lecture is part two of three from last saturday…as a heads up


  109. Bumr50
    109 | February 9, 2012 7:37 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    Excellent.


  110. NoThreat2U
    110 | February 9, 2012 7:39 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    I tripped over a chunk of blacktop along the side of my road. Landed on the knee and the right side of my face. It looks worse then it is…I think.

    @ Bumr50:
    My nightvision sucks bigtime.


  111. coldwarrior
    111 | February 9, 2012 7:40 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:

    is this a twist injury or impact?


  112. NoThreat2U
    112 | February 9, 2012 7:43 pm

    @ RIX:
    I cant wait to see them lugging their junk out of the WH…with their heads hung low….mumbling “buncha racists” at us.


  113. NoThreat2U
    113 | February 9, 2012 7:44 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    Impact. Just put up three more so you can see how black it is getting. lol


  114. RIX
    114 | February 9, 2012 7:48 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ RIX:
    I cant wait to see them lugging their junk out of the WH…with their heads hung low….mumbling “buncha racists” at us.

    They will not go gently into that good night.
    They will whip up racial animosity to a fever
    level.


  115. NoThreat2U
    115 | February 9, 2012 7:55 pm

    @ RIX:
    I don’t know if I believe that or not. Maybe it is just beyond my scope of belief. I do pray that you are wrong about it.


  116. 116 | February 10, 2012 12:30 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    Crusader Rabbit wrote:
    I have to disagree. A moonbase is indeed goofy. There are no resources on the Moon to exploit and as such any advantage it might be said to have as a staging area is completely offset by the logistics of keeping the base supplied.
    happy reading!

    Here’s one for you:
    http://settlement.arc.nasa.gov/basics/wwwwh.html

    Just to get to LEO, never mind the lunar surface it will cost you at least $2000/lb, or approx $16,670 per gallon of pure H2O. That also assumes that the government isn’t insinuating itself in the process. Multiply costs by at least 5 if that happens.

    The cost of sending just the necessary water to sustain human life to the Moon will bankrupt any colonization effort. Loss rates are huge due to the complete lack of an atmosphere, so you have to constantly resupply.

    Mars is more accessible economically for that reason alone. You don’t have to bring water, and you don’t have to search for it. The surface is relatively-speaking “soaking wet”.

    Mars will do you one better, you don’t need to bring the propellant to blast off either. All you need is a little hydrogen and a reactor and you can manufacture literally tons of propellant. If you bring a sufficient power system (which your colony is going to need anyway) you can even get the hydrogen on site rather than having to bring it.


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