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Get A Load Of This

by Bunk X ( 43 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread, Technology at February 12th, 2012 - 11:00 pm


The Crappercycle is designed to save paper toilet seat covers. Really.

“Sit Better-Fit Better–Feel Better–Naturally Better” is the motto of the manufacturer of a toilet seat made especially for wide loads to help you 5#!+ better. Really.

Here’s a clever fixture that allows evacuation without even pulling down your chonis. Really.

With that out of the way, grab the adult beverage of your choice, or fill up a bowl and put the lid down, because every night’s a Royal Flush on
The Overnight Open Thread.

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43 Responses to “Get A Load Of This”
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  1. coldwarrior
    1 | February 12, 2012 11:09 pm

    i apologize for the my outburst the other night. i hope whomever i offended will forgive me and let the event slide into cyber-obscurity.

    thanks.


  2. Da_Beerfreak
    2 | February 12, 2012 11:31 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    Shit Happens. :oops:


  3. AZfederalist
    3 | February 12, 2012 11:36 pm

    The Crappercycle is designed to save paper toilet seat covers

    Yeah, that’ll work. I’m sure the people using this will be much more sanitary minded than the neanderthals who use regular toilets. No place on that thing where mis-aimed detritus could possibly make one squeamish about touching it, nosirree.

    Yeah, that was heavy sarcasm. Apparently the inventors of that thing don’t quite understand why people use the seat covers in the first place.


  4. waldensianspirit
    4 | February 12, 2012 11:38 pm

    Claytonia needs this desparately


  5. waldensianspirit
    5 | February 12, 2012 11:43 pm

    Obama Chief of Staff: No More Compromise, No More Negotiating, Contraception Mandate Rule Is Done Deal…

    Weaselzippers is just amazing at finding/picking pictures to go with the thread


  6. Bureaucat
    6 | February 12, 2012 11:45 pm

    Obama supporters can get 1 bn US happy fun bucks to develop this idea.


  7. waldensianspirit
    7 | February 12, 2012 11:46 pm

    Rodan?

    Under Siege? Spain Resists Islamic ‘Invasion’

    We are full circle


  8. Alberta Oil Peon
    8 | February 12, 2012 11:48 pm

    I wonder if the manufacturer of the wide-load seat is going after the Wookie endorsement?


  9. NoThreat2U
    9 | February 12, 2012 11:48 pm

    @ AZfederalist:
    Paper seat covers = ass gaskets.


  10. Bureaucat
    10 | February 12, 2012 11:49 pm

    waldensianspirit wrote:

    Obama Chief of Staff: No More Compromise, No More Negotiating, Contraception Mandate Rule Is Done Deal…

    Weaselzippers is just amazing at finding/picking pictures to go with the thread

    If only Obamas mother had been as stalwart about birth control as his administration.


  11. waldensianspirit
    11 | February 12, 2012 11:51 pm

    @ Alberta Oil Peon:
    We need a photoshop of Mooch motioning toward it in her best Price-Is-Right babe impersonation


  12. Bunk X
    12 | February 12, 2012 11:53 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    Dunno what you’re talking about. Carry on.
    @ AZfederalist:
    Always put the seat back up after you pee on it, and then flush with your feet.
    @ NoThreat2U:
    Ass Gaskets were a brilliant marketing ploy. There is no evidence that anyone has ever gotten an infection from sitting on an unprotected throne.


  13. NoThreat2U
    13 | February 12, 2012 11:56 pm

    @ Bunk X:
    But for us women it affords us a little comfort. Since the toilet seats are not complete circles, all kind of nasty stuff is ALWAYS on the part front and center. The ass gasket covers that crud catcher.


  14. Alberta Oil Peon
    14 | February 12, 2012 11:59 pm

    @ Bunk X:
    “Ass Gaskets were a brilliant marketing ploy. There is no evidence that anyone has ever gotten an infection from sitting on an unprotected throne.”

    Then how do you explain Charles Johnson?


  15. Alberta Oil Peon
    15 | February 13, 2012 12:00 am

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ Bunk X:
    But for us women it affords us a little comfort. Since the toilet seats are not complete circles, all kind of nasty stuff is ALWAYS on the part front and center. The ass gasket covers that crud catcher.

    Must.Not.Run.With.That.


  16. Bunk X
    16 | February 13, 2012 12:03 am

    @ NoThreat2U:
    Think of toilet seats as crescents.
    @ Alberta Oil Peon:
    Think of Charles as a toilet seat. Now think of an elongated football. Now think of a whirlpool.


  17. waldensianspirit
    17 | February 13, 2012 12:04 am

    Bureaucat wrote:

    If only Obamas mother had been as stalwart about birth control as his administration.

    She definitely adds consideration for late term abortion where he could have been pulled out until only his head is in and an unsanitary steel rod inserted to scramble his brain. And according to him if he had accidentally slipped the rest of the way out before, then because no life was the intent he be placed in a storage room until expiring


  18. doriangrey
    18 | February 13, 2012 12:04 am

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ AZfederalist:
    Paper seat covers = ass gaskets Iranian Prayer Blankets.

    :twisted:


  19. Bunk X
    19 | February 13, 2012 12:07 am

    @ doriangrey:
    …


  20. NoThreat2U
    20 | February 13, 2012 12:10 am

    @ Alberta Oil Peon:
    I will not say another word because I think I know where you will “run” with that. lol

    @ Bunk X:
    A crescent? Blashphemer. Someone hurry up and get me the number for INTERPOL!!


  21. NoThreat2U
    21 | February 13, 2012 12:11 am

    @ doriangrey:
    Next time I need to use and ass gasket, I will pray to allah…In the name of allah the most merciful and his profit mohammad…I have to wizz something awful!


  22. doriangrey
    22 | February 13, 2012 12:18 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    @ doriangrey:
    …

    ROTFLMAO.. I kid you not, back in 1979 when the Iranian Hostage Situation was playing out, the regional supervisor for the restaurant I was the assistant manager at came in and hand wrote that on each and every paper seat cover in my restaurant. He did this at all 8 of the restaurant’s chain stores… :lol: :lol: :lol:


  23. Macker
    23 | February 13, 2012 12:23 am

    @ waldensianspirit:

    Who knows? In an alternate universe….


  24. Macker
    24 | February 13, 2012 12:30 am

    Comment of the Day:

    I hope he’s a better coach than he is a president. Come to think of it, he couldn’t be any worse unless he’s secretly working for the other team.

    Ding Ding Ding Ding! We have a WINNAH!


  25. Bunk X
    25 | February 13, 2012 12:47 am

    @ doriangrey:
    I’m not a saint. :)


  26. doriangrey
    26 | February 13, 2012 12:57 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    @ doriangrey:
    I’m not a saint.

    I am shocked, shocked I tell you to hear this… :twisted:


  27. Internet Septic Tank Engineer
    27 | February 13, 2012 1:57 am

    Quite a disturbing concept.

    Looking at the image of the Crappercycle, the curves, the smooth lines, the abstract images the shape creates in my mind, I have mixed emotions.

    Is it for shitting in or having sex with?

    My first instincts on seeing Bunk’s image was…


  28. Bunk X
    28 | February 13, 2012 3:55 am

    @ Internet Septic Tank Engineer:
    Porcelain Porn. Cold, hard, efficient & satisfying, and you can take as long as you want.


  29. Iron Fist
    29 | February 13, 2012 6:54 am

    Bureaucat wrote:

    If only Obamas mother had been as stalwart about birth control as his administration.

    Hey, man! I have long maintained (and if I ever meet the man will tell him to his face) that it is a damn shame that Stanley Ann didn’t have access to safe and legal abortion services. Much harm could have been adverted, had she only had them. I am a strong advocate for abortion for Leftyists. The fewer of those people who breed, the better. It would, of course, be better to sterilize them when they become Leftists, thereby minimizing the necessity for abortion services.


  30. Prebanned
    30 | February 13, 2012 7:22 am

    WASHINGTON (AP) — The dustup over contraception underscored President Barack Obama’s political edge in working to attract independent voters without alienating his Democratic base. His Republican rivals are forced to keep emphasizing their conservative credentials to attract the right-leaning activists who dominate the nominating contests.

    Everything is a gutsy, masterful move with this guy, the press just loves him.

    At the White House, Obama made a carefully calibrated concession to Catholics angered by his decision to require religious-affiliated employers, including Catholic hospitals and colleges, to cover birth control in their health insurance plans. The president tweaked the rule Friday. He said insurance companies would provide contraceptive benefits directly to employees, technically leaving employers out of the transaction.

    But what about toothpaste and cold medicine? what about access to toilet paper?

    Analysis: Obama pitches middle while GOP eyes base

    Or…. Obama against God and the Constitution, media sticks with Obama.


  31. Bumr50
    31 | February 13, 2012 7:55 am

    Greece is on fire.

    Which extinguisher do I use for that again?


  32. Bumr50
    32 | February 13, 2012 7:57 am

    ATHENS, Greece — The Greek parliament approved on Monday a deeply unpopular austerity bill to secure a second bailout from the European Union and International Monetary Fund and avoid a messy default.

    The vote occurred after 100,000 demonstrators marched to the parliament and buildings were burned down in central Athens. Following the vote, black-masked protesters created a wall of fire with petrol bombs and set fire to cinemas, cafes, shops and banks.

    Fifty police officers and at least 55 protesters were hospitalized. Forty-five suspected rioters were arrested; a further 40 were detained.

    Following the vote to cut $4.35 billion — which means axing one in five civil service jobs and slashing the minimum wage by more than a fifth — violence spread to other Greek towns and cities, including on the holiday islands of Corfu and Crete.

    “I’ve had it! I can’t take it any more. There’s no point in living in this country any more,” said a man walking through his smashed and looted optician store.


  33. Prebanned
    33 | February 13, 2012 7:58 am

    Bumr50 wrote:

    Greece is on fire.
    Which extinguisher do I use for that again?

    Type P is used on burining socialists.


  34. coldwarrior
    34 | February 13, 2012 7:59 am

    Bumr50 wrote:

    Greece is on fire.

    Which extinguisher do I use for that again?

    Details at 0830! With pics and footage.


  35. Prebanned
    35 | February 13, 2012 7:59 am

    @ Prebanned:
    Ahhhhh I mispelled burning, what is wrong with me?
    Gaaahhh


  36. Bumr50
    36 | February 13, 2012 7:59 am

    @ Bumr50:

    There’s really not much coverage of this.

    If it were a small Islamic hellhole on fire, headlines would be profusely spewing.


  37. PaladinPhil
    37 | February 13, 2012 8:01 am

    Morning folks. Shooting models can be fun….


  38. Bumr50
    38 | February 13, 2012 8:02 am

    @ coldwarrior:

    Awesome, thanks!


  39. coldwarrior
    39 | February 13, 2012 8:03 am

    Bumr50 wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:

    Awesome, thanks!

    @ Bumr50:
    Nice segue!


  40. mawskrat
    40 | February 13, 2012 8:06 am

    coldwarrior wrote:

    i apologize for the my outburst the other night. i hope whomever i offended will forgive me and let the event slide into cyber-obscurity.

    thanks.

    it’s all good CW….I was wondering about the whole deal
    and figured it was moore than just the deleted comment


  41. Prebanned
    41 | February 13, 2012 8:13 am

    Birth Control Debate: Why Catholic Bishops Have Lost Their Grip on U.S. Politics — and Their Flock

    The Vatican’s timing was ironic. While Roman Catholic bishops in the U.S. were trying to revive their moral and political clout last week by battling President Obama over contraception coverage and religious liberty, a papally endorsed symposium was underway in Rome on how the Church has to change if it wants to prevent sexual abuse crises, the very tragedy that has shriveled the stature of Catholic prelates worldwide over the past decade, especially in the U.S. One monsignor at the Vatican gathering even suggested the hierarchy had been guilty of “omertà,” the Mafia code of silence, by protecting abusive priests.

    Anybody not think there is a war on God and our Constitution?


  42. Macker
    42 | February 13, 2012 8:23 am

    @ Iron Fist:

    They’d make great whores in any case, since they love to frak!


  43. waldensianspirit
    43 | February 13, 2012 8:32 am

    Inside Media Matters: Sources, memos reveal erratic behavior, close coordination with White House and news organizations

    ht hotair

    An aside: David Brock has to live a paranoid life because why?


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