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It only hurts when we laugh

by 1389AD ( 57 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Humor, Open thread at February 22nd, 2012 - 4:00 pm

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57 Responses to “It only hurts when we laugh”
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  1. citizen_q
    1 | February 22, 2012 4:14 pm

    A couple of paleo-stinkian women were talking. One stands up, turns to the other and asks if this bomb vest makes her look fat.

    The other says its nothing to lose your head over.


  2. waldensianspirit
    2 | February 22, 2012 4:14 pm

    Iran leader: Having nuclear weapons “a sin”

    “The Islamic Republic of Iran wants to prove to the world that possessing nuclear weapons does not bring power and that might doesn’t come from atomic weapons. Might based on nuclear weapons can be defeated and the Iranian nation will do this,” he said.


  3. 3 | February 22, 2012 4:31 pm

    @ waldensianspirit:

    Talk about speaking out of both sides of his mouth!


  4. huckfunn
    4 | February 22, 2012 4:39 pm

    Obama Truth Team Test


  5. citizen_q
    5 | February 22, 2012 4:45 pm

    @ waldensianspirit:
    Oh, I feel so much safer now. //////////////////////

    @ Macker:
    mo-ham-head said war is deception.

    @ huckfunn:
    A,C,D ?


  6. huckfunn
    6 | February 22, 2012 5:06 pm

    citizen_q wrote:

    @ huckfunn:
    A,C,D ?

    You passed the test! Now all you need is the haircut and we’ll issue you a badge and a truncheon.


  7. NoThreat2U
    7 | February 22, 2012 5:09 pm

    A memo leaked to Green Car Reports lays out GE’s plans for their new fleet of Volts, and as expected, it has some people crying foul.

    The memo, sent to employees of GE Healthcare Americas team explains that all sedan, crossover, and minivan purchases in 2012 will be replaced by the Chevy Volt. Only field engineers are excepted from having to drive a company Volt.

    @wz


  8. huckfunn
    8 | February 22, 2012 5:13 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    A memo leaked to Green Car Reports lays out GE’s plans for their new fleet of Volts, and as expected, it has some people crying foul.

    The memo, sent to employees of GE Healthcare Americas team explains that all sedan, crossover, and minivan purchases in 2012 will be replaced by the Chevy Volt. Only field engineers are excepted from having to drive a company Volt.

    @wz

    Hmmm…. General Motors and General Electric? The generals are staging a coup?


  9. waldensianspirit
    9 | February 22, 2012 5:16 pm

    @ Macker:
    @ citizen_q:
    The ill wind sniffing Obama understands the Khamenei thought process perfectly


  10. NoThreat2U
    10 | February 22, 2012 5:16 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    Yeah, but against who? The little people would be my guess.


  11. citizen_q
    11 | February 22, 2012 5:18 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    tranformation

    general ======> government


  12. waldensianspirit
    13 | February 22, 2012 5:23 pm

    @ citizen_q:
    Yes. It is alarming. A good man and brother is going to die in the name of Christ.


  13. 14 | February 22, 2012 5:29 pm

    @ citizen_q:
    @ waldensianspirit:

    I would pray for this brave man to be strong in facing the Evil Forces of Islam!


  14. Buffalobob
    15 | February 22, 2012 5:30 pm

    The Vole is such an advanced piece of automotive engineering that it will sell it’s self, except when it won’t.


  15. citizen_q
    16 | February 22, 2012 5:30 pm

    @ waldensianspirit:
    And still there will be apologists for islam insisting that the many ugly aspects of it are but manifestations of bigotry by those who notice them.


  16. citizen_q
    17 | February 22, 2012 5:31 pm

    @ Buffalobob:
    or catches fire in your garage.


  17. citizen_q
    18 | February 22, 2012 5:33 pm

    BBL


  18. Buffalobob
    19 | February 22, 2012 5:33 pm

    @ citizen_q: Those fires are Bush’s fault, just ask obama.


  19. RIX
    20 | February 22, 2012 5:47 pm

    @ citizen_q:
    Wait, this can’t be. The Obama team says that
    the Iranians are not irrational. You know just
    folks.


  20. 21 | February 22, 2012 5:54 pm

    Not a cartoon, but funny.


  21. huckfunn
    22 | February 22, 2012 5:57 pm

    New Obama campaign slogan: Fore More Years.


  22. Da_Beerfreak
    23 | February 22, 2012 6:03 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    New Obama campaign slogan: Fore More Years.

    My reply to that brain fart is: “Up Years!!” :twisted:


  23. 24 | February 22, 2012 6:05 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    New Obama campaign slogan: Fore More Years.

    Or: Twenty-two More Vacations


  24. Philip_Daniel
    25 | February 22, 2012 6:19 pm

    citizen_q wrote:

    @ waldensianspirit:
    And still there will be apologists for islam insisting that the many ugly aspects of it are but manifestations of bigotry by those who notice them.

    Like Karen Armstrong.


  25. Bumr50
    26 | February 22, 2012 6:19 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    @ huckfunn:

    So, basically, they’re giving them away.

    I’m gonna go ahead and use one of my “told ya so”‘s.

    Next, they’ll use them in some welfare handout. Probably via state transportation funding, because that’s how they get everyone to do what they want in transportation matters.


  26. Bumr50
    27 | February 22, 2012 6:22 pm

    @ Philip_Daniel:

    The Charter for Compassion

    Groan.

    I already have a religion that teaches compassion. Why would I need this?


  27. RIX
    28 | February 22, 2012 6:28 pm

    @ Bumr50:
    Every time that I see a young woman driving with a
    COEXIST bumper sticker, I am struck by the irony.
    They don’t understand that the pious Muslim men would
    subjugate them & stone them if they act like a whore and
    show some ankle.


  28. Moe Katz
    29 | February 22, 2012 6:28 pm

    Do you even need religion to have compassion and empathy? Rats show empathy and altruism.


  29. Bumr50
    30 | February 22, 2012 6:30 pm

    @ RIX:

    I always picture the Crescent “C” gunning down all the rest of the letters.


  30. RIX
    31 | February 22, 2012 6:33 pm

    @ Moe Katz:
    Animals often show empathy, dogs are a great example.
    We had a female Water Dog that we nicknamed Nanny becuse
    of her kind nature and empathy.
    Not a good watch dog though.


  31. RIX
    32 | February 22, 2012 6:35 pm

    Bumr50 wrote:

    @ RIX:
    I always picture the Crescent “C” gunning down all the rest of the letters.

    Which is not an unreasonable assumption.


  32. Moe Katz
    33 | February 22, 2012 6:36 pm

    @ RIX:
    I agree, female dogs can be really sweet and caring. I know that sounds anthropomorphic, but looking at their body language, and in their eyes, there can be real love and kindness there.


  33. Bumr50
    34 | February 22, 2012 6:37 pm

    @ Moe Katz:

    Mine’s a bitch.

    //


  34. Moe Katz
    35 | February 22, 2012 6:38 pm

    @ Bumr50:
    Don’t let her hear you say that.


  35. Alberta Oil Peon
    36 | February 22, 2012 6:40 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    Fortunately, a division of Egyptian tanks, driving in reverse, will soon be able to overtake the fleet of Volts.


  36. RIX
    37 | February 22, 2012 6:42 pm

    Moe Katz wrote:

    @ RIX:
    I agree, female dogs can be really sweet and caring. I know that sounds anthropomorphic, but looking at their body language, and in their eyes, there can be real love and kindness there.

    That’s true. I think about that dog everyday.


  37. RIX
    38 | February 22, 2012 6:43 pm

    Everybody have a great evening!


  38. buzzsawmonkey
    39 | February 22, 2012 6:56 pm

    RIX wrote:

    We had a female Water Dog that we nicknamed Nanny becuse
    of her kind nature and empathy.
    Not a good watch dog though.

    No water dog is a good watch dog unless it is part Timex.


  39. Bumr50
    40 | February 22, 2012 6:58 pm

    Emancipate Bo!!


  40. Da_Beerfreak
    41 | February 22, 2012 7:00 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    RIX wrote:
    We had a female Water Dog that we nicknamed Nanny becuse
    of her kind nature and empathy.
    Not a good watch dog though.
    No water dog is a good watch dog unless it is part Timex.

    Gives a licking and keeps on kicking…


  41. waldensianspirit
    42 | February 22, 2012 7:07 pm

    Haley Barbour? Just sit tight and wait for the phone to ring saying your pardonees have completed a vicious murder


  42. waldensianspirit
    43 | February 22, 2012 7:10 pm

    Pelosi Blames Wall Street Boogeymen And GOP For Soaring Oil Prices…
    Oy weaselzippers, the pictures you pick!


  43. waldensianspirit
    45 | February 22, 2012 7:31 pm

    Moe Katz wrote:

    Not so fast: Loose wire led to stunning, faster-than-light particle finding

    Ah! I knew it


  44. Bumr50
    46 | February 22, 2012 7:34 pm

    Russian Standard vodka is pretty darn good for the price, I do declare.


  45. rain of lead
    47 | February 22, 2012 7:39 pm

    hey ya’ll
    damn, another shoe has dropped in the fast and furious scandal

    Second gun used in ICE agent murder linked to ATF undercover operation
    By Sharyl Attkisson

    Prosecutors recently sentenced a Texas man, Manuel Barba, for trafficking a weapon connected to the murder of Immigration and Customs (ICE) Agent Jaime Zapata. Nobody was more astonished to learn of the case than Zapata’s parents, who didn’t know that Barba had been arrested or linked to their son’s murder.

    Barba is now the second weapons trafficker who had been under ATF surveillance to be linked to Zapata’s murder. As CBS News previously reported, ATF had also been watching suspect Otilio Osorio during the time he trafficked a different weapon used in Zapata’s assault. Records show ATF watched on Nov. 9, 2010 as Osorio, his brother Ranferi and Kelvin Leon Morrison transferred a cache of illegal weapons to a confidential informant but failed to arrest the men at the time.

    mainstream media to comment in 3…2…


  46. coldwarrior
    48 | February 22, 2012 7:42 pm

    Bumr50 wrote:

    Russian Standard vodka is pretty darn good for the price, I do declare.

    it sure is.

    Tito’s handmade is better


  47. rain of lead
    50 | February 22, 2012 7:48 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    hey CW
    is there going to be a (GULP) debate thread?


  48. coldwarrior
    51 | February 22, 2012 7:50 pm

    rain of lead wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    hey CW
    is there going to be a (GULP) debate thread?

    it looks like it…


  49. coldwarrior
    52 | February 22, 2012 7:51 pm

    @ rain of lead:

    10 minutes…so at 2000 eastern


  50. Bumr50
    53 | February 22, 2012 7:54 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    Yeah, I like Tito’s, I’ve just been wanting to try the Russian Standard.

    I guess they’ve done a pretty good job of marketing.

    I’ve had the Imperia before, and I really can’t taste much of a difference.

    I like to mix with gatorade, actually, and the difference in quality really shows through when you do that because gatorade doesn’t mask the flavor at all.

    I know, it’s weird. But very refreshing with the right vodka, and this fits the bill.


  51. rain of lead
    54 | February 22, 2012 7:54 pm

    well while we wait… check this out
    your not gonna see this on NBC

    BREAKING: Federal court: forcing pharmacists to distribute abortifacient drugs ‘unconstitutional’

    In a decision that could impact the unfolding debate over the HHS mandate, today a federal court in Washington state upheld the First Amendment rights of pharmacists to refuse to distribute potentially abortifacient contraception and abortion-inducing drugs, such as Plan B and Ella, if doing so would violate their religious beliefs. The decision overturns Washington Board of Pharmacy rules approved in 2007 by pro-abortion governor Christine Gregoire, which lacked the exemption.

    “The Board of Pharmacy’s 2007 rules are not neutral, and they are not generally applicable,” the court ruled in its decision. “They were designed instead to force religious objectors to dispense Plan B, and they sought to do so despite the fact that refusals to deliver for all sorts of secular reasons were permitted.” The court found the rules “unconstitutional” on First and Fourteenth Amendment grounds.


  52. rain of lead
    55 | February 22, 2012 7:58 pm

    bbl
    time for milk and hot chocolate chip cookies
    we’ll talk politics later


  53. waldensianspirit
    56 | February 22, 2012 8:00 pm

    rain of lead wrote:

    bbl
    time for milk and hot chocolate chip cookies
    we’ll talk politics later

    :lol:! Priorities


  54. Alberta Oil Peon
    57 | February 22, 2012 8:10 pm

    Dhimmis in the DOJ and FBI.


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