Right on cue, and as a perfect follow up to my post yesterday, Little Barry Soetoro, AKA, Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States of America sent me an email. O.K., it wasn’t really him, it was his campaign apparatus. I still laughed though. To give you that same knee slapper feeling, here, in its entirety, is that email.
Friend –
Tomorrow night, we’ll pick the first of four supporters who will sit down with me for dinner.
I’m hoping you’ll take me up on the invitation.
Donate $2 or whatever you can today to be automatically entered for the chance to be my first dinner guest.
These meals are one simple thing that sets this campaign apart. The seats at our table don’t belong to any Washington lobbyist or powerful interest.
These seats are yours.
Donate $2 or more today and be automatically entered to win:
https://donate.barackobama.com/The-First-Guest
Hope to see you,
Barack
Now I ask you, is this the money raising methodology of someone expecting to actually raise $1 Billion? We’ve heard that number bandied about and feared it like a gun being pulled on us at the O.K. Corral. Bear in mind that this, “win a dream date with Barack and Joe,” contest started out asking for a ten spot originally. It was quickly marked down to $5.00, then 4,3,2, and I even read over at HotAir that 8 bits will land you firmly entered into this hapless raffle. What we have now, is a President who is begging all of America to dig through those cushions on your Davenport or through the floor mats of your car for loose change in order to fund his Presidential reelection bid. Perhaps it’s truly better this way, since his policies have led to an economic malaise which makes Jimmy Carter seem positively Presidential by comparison.
President Obama, the same man who has spent the last 6 years whining about the influence of money on elections, and coincidentally broke money raising records for his own campaign, announced in a serious manner that it was going to take a cool Billion to get his message across this time around. Trying to convince us all that down is up and red is blue takes a lot of cabbage. After all, we get far to little of the Teleprompter in Chief interrupting our prime time television programming for the purpose of telling us who we should all hate this week. If Barack knew he’d need a 1 with 9 zeros behind it in campaign cash from his loyal lemmings, perhaps he should have refrained from purposefully destroying the economy until after his second term began, rather than cutting off his nose to spite his face right from the beginning. Looking through your couch cushions may be the only option left, if donating to political campaigns is important to you. Too bad that for many Americans, this represents a choice between the, “win a date with Barack and Joe sweepstakes,” and buying groceries to feed their families. Using it for gas is right out at this point, as that dollar will only purchase 33.6 fluid ounces, roughly enough to start most cars.
Exit question:
If I win that dream date with Frick and Frack, will I be allowed to give them a piece of my mind, or would that privilege cost me more?
Cross Posted at Musings of a Mad Conservative.
That would sure be worth the price of admission…
@ m:
I’m of the opinion that we should scrape together a buck or two to enter someone from the Blogmocracy to sit with the man and to pointedly ask some of the more embarrassing questions.
“Mr. President how do you square your laser like focus on jobs with your more egregious decisions to shut down Boeing in South Carolina, the Keystone XL Project, shutting all oil exploration in the Gulf? How do you further square those decisions with your spiking of the football for the hiring by Boeing once they won in court and opened over your objections?”
OT
I suggest that this incident might be threadworthy.
@ Flyovercountry:
And being a 1 percenter, how do you keep a straight face when demagoguing 1 percenters? Vacay much?
@ buzzsawmonkey:
I agree. Our drive time and evening opens are usually light hearted, but if someone doesn’t do it for tomorrow I dang sure will. Already facebooked and tweeted.
>:-[
That really pisses me off!
m wrote:
The Oneper Center sounds like an urban-beautification project.
“These meals are one simple thing that sets this campaign apart. The seats at our table don’t belong to any Washington lobbyist or powerful interest”
Liar liar pants on fire. How many fundraisers did he attend with famous movie stars at $38,500 per plate? i believe it was 8?
For some reason, this dream date thing reminds me of a certain Tiger Beat contest thirty years ago….
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Sounds like an Outlaw or a Hell’s Angel to me, but then I’m used to moving in slightly less civilized circles…
@ buzzsawmonkey:
You know, I think a good case could be made to try that judge for treason. Presumably he swore an oath to uphold the laws of the USA. When a matter came before him that placed the laws of the USA in conflict with the laws of a foreign barbaric religion, he decided in favor of the latter, thereby violating his oath.
Stuff like that used to be a hanging offense.
@ Iron Fist:
LOL, that’s what I think of. Yikes!
@ m:
@ Flyovercountry:
Expect an audit if you take on the False Messiah.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Just one more sign that America is failing and that the Collapse is underway.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
1389AD does this better than anyone.
Iron Fist wrote:
Oh my goodness!!! I actually let that slip my mind. Yeah there is that type of 1%er’s. Oh what a wonderful world it would be if the occupyfliesandlice’ers would take on that 1%!
/ I wonder if these *clubs* really get annoyed about anyone spouting out about their patches, are they annoyed with this 1% hate going on with the occupypests?
@ Lily:
Or better yet convince the occupypests to hold signs and stuff that look like this and get the patches too.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i17.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/7e/66/b053_1.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.ebay.com/itm/HOG-RIDER-OUTLAW-BIKER-SUPPORT-OUTLAW-MC-HOG-1-PATCH-/310267204236&h=360&w=294&sz=18&tbnid=Q-pWsUpo9kuoeM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=78&prev=/search%3Fq%3DPicture%2Bof%2Boutlaw%2Bbiker%2Bpatch%2B%252B%2B1%2525%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=Picture+of+outlaw+biker+patch+%2B+1%25&docid=cPKj_wh3Z6O92M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=SqBGT6z-Lojftgf41vCYDg&ved=0CGQQ9QEwAg&dur=2184
@ Lily:
Most of the real “one-percenters” probably have jobs.
Could someone tinyurl my link??
/yeah I don’t know how … Hey I am just getting to learn the smiley’s and stuff.
@ Lily:
That’d be exciting! The occupests are a real tough looking bunch, though. I bet they think Hell’s Angels are real pussycats…
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
True but they get a little nasty if someone incorporates their patches.
@ Iron Fist:
Yes indeed it would be…they really need signs of the patch and they should wear the patches..someone needs to put a bug in their ear to occupypests about this new *symbol* they should be using.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Did you see the fight last nght down at the Oneper Center!?
@ Lily:
If I didn’t know you better, I might suspect you were trying to get the occupests in trouble…
I’ve been thinking about getting decals made that say 1% and then in much smaller script under that: Workign on it!
last fall I drove my Mercedes SL around the Occupy Tucson nuts several times and yelled at them to get baths and a job. It was really funny. They were pissed.
Iron Fist wrote:
Oh dear! Is it coming across that way? Well I was just thinking they should really KNOW what a true 1%er is! That’s all!
@ father_of_10:
Where are the Occupy Tucson idiots hanging out, It might be worth a drive up there just to mock them!
Oil up to 107.97
Brent Crude up to 123.
AZOlddog wrote:
Throw a few biker 1% patches at them and maybe they will use them.
/hey got to get this out to them.
@ Rodan:
Mostly the Iran noise, I suspect.
KABUL — Afghanistan wants NATO to put on public trial those who burned copies of the Quran at a NATO base, President Hamid Karzai’s office said Thursday, after a third day of bloody protests over the incident.
It said NATO had agreed to a trial, but that could not be immediately confirmed.
Karzai had earlier accused a U.S. officer of “ignorantly” burning copies of the Quran, in an incident that has deepened anti-Western sentiment in a country NATO is trying to stabilize before foreign combat troops leave by the end of 2014.
Demonstrations have drawn thousands of angry Afghans to the streets, chanting “Death to America!” amid violence that has killed 11 people including two U.S. service personnel.
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?????? Pack your shit up boys and girls, it is time to bring you home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Mike C.:
Yup and demand in China, India and Latin America..
@ NoThreat2U:
Pull out and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure…
@ NoThreat2U:
I have been saying this for years. Get out and let the savages kill each other.
@ Iron Fist:
Yup!
@ Iron Fist:
I couldn’t agree more. Fuck this. I am sooooooo happy my bro retired this month. They are not worth his blood sweat and tears.
@ Rodan:
That Karzai is a real mother fucker. Weak as hell. Pull our troops out and cut off ALL funding. I don’t care if they all freeze and starve to death over there.
@ Iron Fist:
Hit Afstan with enough neutron bombs to kill everything that walks, runs, or crawls. Then move in decent people, and build a garden spot.
Iron Fist wrote:
But before that send them a letter of
apology, no wait a letter that says to shove their damned unholy book up their arse.What up homies?
So, if you donate $2.00 you can win dinner with
BHO.
If you lose do you have to have two meals with him?
@ Alberta Oil Peon:
When people bemoan “what about the innocent women and children!!!” my answer is that a quick death and hopefully peace in their afterlife is worth it to spare them of the filth of islam. It would be merciful IMO.
Our soldiers died because this insanity. Yet our president is issuing them not one, but now two apologies.
Yep lets keep showing them signs of weakness and keeping our soldiers hands both of them now tied behing their backs so they can’t do anything to defend themselves.
@ NoThreat2U:
Exactly!
@ Lily:
Islam is our defacto religion.
RIX wrote:
Nope the IRS audits you.
/second prize and all.
As the family said of the boy who thought he was a chicken, “We would send him to the hospital, but we need the eggs.”
NoThreat2U wrote:
Good for him. Is he going to take life easy for
a while, or does he have a job lined up?
Rodan wrote:
bho really sucks up to them.
@ Lily:
He views them as comrades.
@ Speranza:
@ RIX:
If you lose, you have to be Joe Biden’s designated driver.
@ NoThreat2U:
After 2 tours in Iraq, my Cousin said enough. He really despises these people more than when he went in.
NoThreat2U wrote:
Least they gloss over this fact, the 2 U.S. Service Personnel were killed by an afgan soldier, of course they will say it was someone just wearing an afgan uniform, which is bull.
An “unfortunate” accident should befall kar-nazi.
@ RIX:
He says it’s gonna be hard not wearing the uniform though. He’s got about 25 or so years in.
Let me just say…Captain Jack Sparrow. I think you can figure tht out
@ NoThreat2U:
A trial?? This is insanity …. our president isn’t even defending our troops. Just bending over and kissing their arses. What about our men that were killed?? Nothing about that.
Hopefully this will wake some people up.I hope this goes viral!
Not to mention in all the news articles I have read, the holy book, the holy koran, but in print they never mention that the Bible is holy or the Holy Torah???
@ Rodan:
I honestly lost count of how many times my bro went to Iraq. He said he got bored and he wanted to go to Heroinistan, but at his rank they wouldn’t let him fight anymore. They wanted him to ride a desk. Infantrymen don’t ride desks.
@ citizen_q:
I hope Karzai gets beheaded by the taliban. Yeah, I said it and I meant it.
Rodan wrote:
I know he does and then here in our country he attacks the Catholic Church in our country. People have got to see something wrong with this picture.
@ Lily:
I liked a page on facebook whereby every night they honor the fallen from recent days. They put up a photo and brief info and how they died. We should have a place for that here.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2012/02/23/Afghan-soldier-kills-two-US-soldiers/UPI-66781330001572/#ixzz1nF7kXkLI
NoThreat2U wrote:
Here’s what the Taliban did to President Afghan President Najibulla when they took over in 1992.
@ Lily:
Thats nothing, just wait for the ObamaCare
death panels.
“Do your civic duty & die.”
RIX wrote:
True.
@ huckfunn:
Yet we are saying ‘we’re so sorry’ to these savages.
NoThreat2U wrote:
Good on him.
@ NoThreat2U:
That sounds like a good idea.
@ Lily:
IMHO, they ought to print those q-rans out of more absorbant paper, that way it would at least be useful as toilet paper.
@ huckfunn:
That is why we get any cooperation at all from these animalistic leaders, who cannot deny their inner thoughts. Just like the Saudis…..they agree with everything their fellow muslims do, but they pretend to play nice with the US in the hopes that the US will save their sorry asses when their minions go bezerk. In other words, they all try to play both sides of the fence because they know that without American intervention, their heads would be on the chopping block. Maybe they should take notice of what happened to Mubarak and Kaddafy.
@ RIX:
He’s probably gonna be a real pain in the ass to deal with now that he isn’t in a position of leadership. lol lol Now I can really piss him off. hahahahahahahahaha
Obama Threatens To “Hold Accountable” U.S. Soldiers for Burning of Koran
http://congressmantomtancredo.com/obama-threatens-to-hold-accountable-u-s-soldiers-for-burning-of-koran/
@ Lily:
They were supposedly passing messages back and forth through the books. And that is weird, that isn’t “defilement” according to them. God stop the insanity!!!
@ NoThreat2U:
The soldiers were following orders to destroy terrorist material.
Our treasonous president is falling all over himself to pacify the enemy!! It’s INSANE!
@ Lily:
Next he will personally offer Karzai a blow job. Pardon my vulgarity, but this issue really really really pisses me off.
@ Lily:
I wonder how they will twist the UCMJ to sacrifice our own to temporarily slake the bloodlust of the afgani savages?
@ citizen_q:
INTERPOL
WASHINGTON, DC — US President Barack Obama has sent a letter to Afghan President Hamid Karzai offering a formal apology for the accidental burning of Korans by US troops. A draft of the letter, delivered by the US Embassy, was leaked to the Hell Gazette.
Excepts are provided here:
“Dear President Karzai, I’d like to offer my sincere regrets to the Afghan people for the recent, despicable burning of that most holy of tomes: the Koran. I’m working hard to have the soldiers responsible offered up for justice through your court / tribunal / council of elders or whatever. They should probably be beaten and stoned, but I defer to your judgment on such matters, as a sovereign nation.”
“If it would help, I’d be willing to come over there and bow down to you, or one of your officials. Sincerely and most humbly yours, President Barack Obama P.S. In addition, I’ve sent over three cases of Bibles and American flags, which may be burned at your (or your designated mob(s)) discretion.”
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-apologizes-to-afghans-offers-to-bow-down-t8467.html
@ NoThreat2U:
Between this and the muzzie judge ruling against the victim of a muzzie assault because as a muzzie he did not like the depiction of mo-ham-head, ignoring video evidence and police testimony has be on edge today.
I have had enough of the filty seditious creed of mo-ham-head.
The military has gone totally PC. NCO’s made to wear “empathy breasts and bellies” during pregnancy sensativity training. Pathetic.
@ citizen_q:
We are talking about bho, no telling how he will do it. Sacrifice our own to pacify (which it will not do) savages not to mention our enemy.
Should play well across the nation. I do not see how he will be able to walk this back. Keep it up barack, just keep it up. It is showing to the whole nation EXACTLY who you are siding with.
@ citizen_q:
I know just how you feel. I feel the same way.
@ NoThreat2U:
The peoplescube got it right there.
/almost thought it was real! LOL!
@ huckfunn:
Saw this the other day. I wonder how the soldiers feel about that.
bho is really doing our military wrong.
@ Lily:
They are good…. right up there with The Onion IMO
@ citizen_q:
So have I.
@ Lily:
Just issuing Korans to these prisoners is viewed
as weakness. They would never provide Bibles to
Christian prisoners.
The koran which is the ravings of a mad man inspires
these savages.
@ NoThreat2U:
I assume that the unlucky person detailed to burn the garbage was a U.S. soldier, and they would be covered under the United Code of Military Justice, the UCMJ. Usually there is a status of forces agreement with a host country that stipulates what kind of transgressions and where they might occur as to weather a soldier is tried by the local civilian authorities or the military. This is what I remember from by time in Korea in the Army.
I have no idea if there is a Status of Forces agreement in a-stan. I just cringe the our Commander in Chief is so willing to crawl on his belly to these goat fornicators, and runs to appease them by founding our people to punish. I wonder if he will do so by dictate. I can’t imagine a law of ours was broken.
Lily wrote:
The is the all new ghey military. Maybe they don’t mind so much. I’d have a real tough time with it. When I was in the Army we wore steel pots, not empathy breasts.
@ NoThreat2U:
Yep they are! No telling what type of tongue bath bho wrote and gave to them. They were using the korans to send messages…so hands off the korans..the next one may have a bomb. Must treat it with respect.
I’m with citizen with the muslim judge ruling and scred about what would happen to the victim in a muslim country, the VICTIM WASN’T IN A DAMN MUSLIM COUNTRY when he was attack and this, it is making my head hurt.
@ huckfunn:
How does ‘empathy breasts’ help in making you a better soldier?
@ Lily:
Too bad bho’s father did not have a condom.
@ NoThreat2U:
“most holy of tomes?” To a Christian, wouldn’t that
be the Bible?
I mean Obama is an actual Christian, right?/
RIX wrote:
And not to mention our soldiers have to put gloves on before handing the bloody book to them so no infidel germs get on it.
It is simply insane and stupid that we do this.
RIX wrote:
He tries to pass off as one, but honestly I don’t think it is working.
@ citizen_q:
See, that is one of the reasons we pulled out of Iraq. The timetable was already put in place by Bush. When it expired, our soldiers were no longer protected and could be prosecuted for war crimes. Never let anyone tell you Obama ended the war in Iraq, that is a damn lie. Now I wonder what protections they have in A-stan? None, if it is up to Obama. We need to find that out.
@ Lily:
Its not just judges. I am concerned about physicians since I have a Jewish sounding name.
It is odd and disconcerting how the fact that I am Jewish will come up, simply because I have a Jewish sounding name. No need to bore everyone with details, but it has come up at inappropriate times in the work place and with a doctor whom I no longer see.
@ Lily:
*passes Lily a margarita* Here sweetie, chug this
@ RIX:
*cough choke cough* Yeah, he’s a “real” Christian. *looks above her for a bolt of lightening*
RIX wrote:
That’s what he tries to sell to use bitter clingers.
I doubt he worships much else than what he sees in the mirror, but muslims are his special pets.
@ citizen_q:
Really? You have got to be kidding? I know you are not.
@ NoThreat2U:
Thanks you are a sweet-heart.
@ NoThreat2U:
I hope whomever was in the garbage detail has someone with some guts and honor in his chain of command, and has already spirited them out of country.
@ Lily:
Nope, not kidding.
@ citizen_q:
Oh I knew you weren’t..that is just what popped in my head. Unreal.
@ Lily:
Rome lasted so long, because thay did not kow tow.
If a Roamn citizn was harmed anywhere in the world
there would be retribution.
There is a lesson there.
@ Lily:
@ NoThreat2U:
Wait a minute, are you saying that Rev Wrights
Church is not a real Church?/
@ Lily:
Hey, I am all about looking out for my friends
citizen_q wrote:
True & true.
@ RIX:
“Goddamn the Chickens, they be roosting!!!!!!!!!!!” or something like that……..
@ RIX:
Apparently humans don’t learn from history.
The old saying history repeats itself is apt here.
/you do not cowtow to your enemies. That just seems like common sense.
But apparently now days that flew out the window some time back.
RIX wrote:
To be blunt yes. I don’t think they ever talked about Christ there.
It was mostly about the evil white middle class wasn’t it?
NoThreat2U wrote:
Reverend right a true man of God.
“Americas chickenssssssssssssss,
comin home to roost”!
RIX wrote:
What a man of God!
////// heavy sarc
@ RIX:
I like my version better. lol lol
@ Lily:
Oh yeah, I know I would have felt the spirit//
@ Lily:
It was all about Black Liberation theology.
I don’t actually remember Jesus mentioning that.
Rev Wright was a member of the Nation of Islam before
becoming pastor of the faux Christian Church.
It’s all a scam.
@ NoThreat2U:
You would have felt a spirit but not from God.!!!
@ RIX:
Now see there is a contradiction…a member of the nation of islam and then setting up a so-called ‘Christian’ Church.
Yet so many people just over-looked that HUGE fact!
Especially the media!
@ Lily:
Obama sits his bony ass in a pew at that curch for
twenty years with his unsightly wife.
He gets called on his association with Rev Wright & his
racism.
So he gives a prime time speech & blames it all on White
Raaaaacists.
Matthews gets a tingle & the rest of the MSM just gush.
@ Lily:
“no, no, no. not God Bless America. It’s G_ _ Damn America!
It’s in the Bible.”
And the Congregation whoops & hollers.
Nice./
@ Lily:
Not even close. Lily you should go and read a post that Red Seewum put up on facebook about the judge. Someone who has been to Iraq three times has called me avery name in the book for my hatred of islam and all things muslim. He keeps trying to stump me or shut me up…it aint working though. lol I just know Red is laughing his ass off.
RIX wrote:
From their fruits you shall know them.
No man of God would take God’s name in vain, especially on a national stage. But then again his god is allah.
They are reporting now that they expect the violence to
amp up in Afghanistan tomorrow right after prayers.
Come on, who doesn’t get violent after prayers?/
@ RIX:
Did you go get ashes yesterday? Didn’t you come out of mass ready to chop heads and take names?/// lol
@ Lily:
That’s what I think too.
Unfortunately that Church has always been considered
by the Black Community in Chicago as a place to gain
business & social mobility.
Michelle dragged Barry over there as soon as they hooked
up.
@ NoThreat2U:
Are you sure he has been to Iraq 3 times? Or is he lying about that?
/the thing is Islam is a ideology hiding behind the name of religion.
Everything about Islam goes against the tenets of God. Take the ten commandments. Islam encourages, nay, demands that you break nearly every one.
well, this is interesting:
Bank of America Corp., the second- largest U.S. lender by assets, will stop selling new home loans to Fannie Mae after a dispute over faulty mortgages.
Starting this month, the Charlotte, North Carolina-based company will deliver only loan modifications and refinancings to U.S. government-controlled Fannie Mae, the bank said today in its annual filing with securities regulators.
@ RIX:
Basically it isn’t about God it is about greed and power.
/some nice church.
NoThreat2U wrote:
Naturally, Ash Wednesday, Good Friday, Easter &
Christmas always inspire me to do some good
natured beheadings./
RIX wrote:
Yep just like Islam is just the same as other religions./////
Lily wrote:
And hate.
RIX wrote:
one spectre gunship used judiciously ends all of this right now.
RIX wrote:
Well on Easter there is a lot of beheading of chocolate Easter bunnies!
@ Lily:
He they are just folks. You know folks just like
your neighbors./
RIX wrote:
Oops! I actually forgot the most important tenet of that Church.
@ Lily:
A Christian ritual.
Lily wrote:
Not when you figure in that both are black liberation movements.
@ Lily:
I think he is full of shit actually.
@ Lily:
Yuo, hate is the most imporetant tenet in that Church.’
And Barry and Michelle were in the thick of it.
Wright married them & baptized their daughters.
Obama though of him as ‘My Uncle”
They were down with all of the racism.
RIX wrote:
Indeed! We are so violent!
/////////////////////////
@ Da_Beerfreak:
Good point!
@ Lily:
Am I cruel because I eat their ears first?
RIX wrote:
Yes they were. Also how is that finding a Church in D.C. going?
They never really committed to one have they?
NoThreat2U wrote:
Yes. It is like water-boarding them first before you behead them.
Dear heavens how can you live with yourself!
NoThreat2U wrote:
You have to eat their feet first. That way they can’t run away before you devour the rest of ‘em.
Calo wrote:
Dear lord! I never knew we Christians were so cruel and violent.
I eat their ears off first too.
@ Lily:
@ Calo:
Bwahahahahahahahaha After the ears, it is onto the basket on their back. All the while, they are frozen!
@ NoThreat2U:
Just ask the King of Saudi Arabia! WARNING! NSFW!
@ Lily:
Indeed!
@ Macker:
Bwahahahahaha That’s about it!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/02/23/us-response-to-koran-burning-could-fan-flames-analysts-warn/
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
As a Christian I hate to admit it, but I concur.
coldwarrior wrote:
Hmmm…
huckfunn wrote:
This is madness.