“The Dancing Venus of Galgenberg is unique. Her head and limbs are carefully depicted, and even accented with openings in the stone. Her left arm is raised with the hand behind the head. She stands with her weight resting insouciantly on one foot, and the right hand is placed on the hip. One breast is shown in profile, the other is carved in low relief. In my column, I drew attention to Betty Grable’s familiar pose.
“The Dancing Venus is no Mother Goddess. This is a chick with sex appeal. Cheesecake since the dawn of time.“
Really? A poorly sculpted lump of jade was stoneage juvenile wankage material? Let’s file this in the Whodathunkit Category on The Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: ancient, anthropolgy, Art, ass, cheesecake, jade, Overnight Open Thread, Retro, sculpture, stone age porn, tits, wankers
Shortly afterwards, the chiropractic profession was born.
(It’s gotta be hell trying to sleep with that hidden under your brushpile)
Did they really have sex way back then?
@ Moe Katz:
“Get your rocks off” was what the hep cats said.
@ Bunk X:
Chicks really dug the caveman types, I understand.
@ Moe Katz:
Oh, good gosh, do any of you he-men know what chicks really want?
I don’t even think we know what we want.
*back another thread digging Bunk tonight*
@ Calo:
Chicks nowadays usually like grains, or better quality chicken feed.
So, how do we know this isn’t some cave dude posed victoriously with his foot on his vanquished prey and the left protrusion is actually a quiver on his back?
Just to be a buzzkill and make all ya’ll who were excited by the caveman porn go “ewww”
@ savage:
WAITING FOR YOUR RETRACTION, SAVAGE.
Oh, my.
Betty’s hairstyle is unattractive to me but her butt is wicked awesome!
/If that’s sextist, too bad, I’m hetero
Moe Katz:
I wouldn’t know. All I know is wouldn’t.
@ Abu Bin Squid:
Hair is not the first thing that I notice. First I look at the purse.
OT Heads up:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/why-you-might-want-to-delete-your-google-browser-history-before-next-week/
@ Bunk X:
Checked out your defense of Sen McCain’s service vs. current policy. I agree with you. For Savage to suggest McCain be sent back to the H. Hilton is twisted and repugnant. Diminishes his suffering.
Not calling Savage names, just strongly disagree with his words.
Calo wrote:
No {{Calo}} those he-men don’t understand women do they?
Sometimes we don’t even know, but when lightning strikes we know.
Men think one part of their body interests us. Nope. For me it’s the lip and the arms and most of all their personalilty and their confidence.
Long ago gave up trying to figure out what women want; it was a fool’s errand. Just try to keep Mrs. Federalist happy when I can and hunker down when I can’t.
Bringing some love and peace to the blog….no one should degrade another person until they have walked several miles in their shoes.
Sure disagree with their opinions. But not to degrade their whole life.None of us are perfect.
AZfederalist wrote:
@ AZfederalist:
@ Lily:
Everybody’s different. Some women are attracted to criminal thugs. Some like empathic men. Some like the part of a man’s anatomy that fits in the back pocket of his trousers. Etc., etc.
Or we can be like this…
@ Lily:
Meh Lily! I’m trying to sleep.
And, here you are on the OOT talking dirty about men’s arms and lips.
@ Moe Katz:
True, true, true. But most of us are looking for a pure-hearted man that believes in God. A Knight in shining armor and could give a damn about how much money they have.
/and some of us are lucky to find him!
Calo wrote:
As a southern lady I did catch your attention!
@ Lily:
You’re an idealist
@ Lily:
I thought he was talking about hamstrings and upward, not wallets.
@ Moe Katz:
Nope a realist. I never ever dreamed of getting married. Dated my share of dominating men. Can across one that treated my like a rare
piece of porcelain.
Nytol…
Calo wrote:
*Sneaks in*
Hi ladies!
*Casually licks his eyebrows… all the women faint*
Works every time…
*Gone….*
@ Lily:
@ Lily:
and
@ Lily:
Yep.
@ Lily:
I’m happy for you, although it must get tiresome being locked up in the china cabinet all the time.
@ Lily:
Dear heavens my typing leaves much to be desired tonight. Oh hell, every night.
@ Lily:
Figured out what you must have meant. I was a copy editor for 9 years.
@ Moe Katz:
LOL! Nope not locked up. King and Queen. Equal power.
My husband likes a challenge so he married me.
Well, morning comes early here, so need to close out for the night.
Over and out.
@ Moe Katz:
I do need an editor. My brain races more quickly than my typing they are simply not in sinc.
@ AZfederalist:
@ Moe Katz:
Sweet dreams!
Looking for Bob… Bob, it’s Sunday night and I made a special plate of appetizers for you, on your night off. Where did you go? Bob??? I promise I will be the designated driver tonight. Really, my pheriphial vision is just chinky and you will arrive alive.
AZfederalist wrote:
Well for us women…(where’s dorian his fav band)
Mongoose wrote:
I’ll call you back!!!!
BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY!
/that should do the trick!
@ Lily:
Let go of my tail!
@ Mongoose:
Yep, I feel all licked over and happy for the intrusion.
Night Mongoose
Here I am trying to cheer bunk up…where did he go???
Calo wrote:
Yep now we need some handi-wipes.
@ Lily:
OOOhhh! Things are going all South here tonight.
Calling Bob or even Jack at this point.
Mongoose wrote:
Got you by the tail and oh with very long finger nails. Sorry!
@ Calo:
Someone locked the trapdoor so I am stuck in here for the night. I was just passing by. I dropped a package off for the admins here to forward to some killer guy and got trapped.
Suki Wong wrote:
Going south you say……
@ Mongoose:
Um.. guess that is why it is called a “trap” door then… Duh!
@ Mongoose:
Up to Calo whether or not to let you out of the trap.
/Calo just say the word/or not.
Mongoose wrote:
Oh damn locked and covered in duct tape and nail polish/red.
@ Lily:
Some would say new citizens of the USA need to pound this song into their English eardrums!
Bunk X wrote:
Well, you aren’t gonna get any type of retraction from me, no sir. In fact, I am going to put up a post this week detaling McCains crimes against this Republic for reaching across the aisle to the marxist democrats and enabling Barack Obama and his ilk to destroy this country.
By the way, here is a comment you made to me….
Bunk, I challenge you to find anything in my comment disparaging all POWS. I only wish for ONE man to go back to Hanoi and that is John McCain.
Another thing I want you to know. I was beaten black and blue as a kid from the time I was 6 years old to the time I got out of high school by my classmates. Kneeling with a bostick for a few days would be HEAVEN to what I went through as a kid. So think about that for a while, ok???
@ Lily:
Oh look! Someone left a window open!
*Whoooosh… back to Baltimore…*
(P.S. I delivered a package for TFK admins)
Well, that post kinds spoils the fun.
@ Mongoose:
I can always call you back. Achilles heel and all!
Suki Wong wrote:
Just listen to the video I posted.
Well I tried….
Lights out for me….
@ Lily:
I heard it.
Thank you.
Back to the picture of Betty Gr able. I believe it was a pin up for the boys in WW ll. The reason for the over the shoulder pose I am told was she was pregnant at the time.
@ Abu Bin Squid:
POWs deserve respect. PERIOD.
@ Buffalobob:
Pregnancy enhances visually attractive, um, things.
@ Lily:
I’m alwaysy cheerfully.
@ Lily:
This is for Savage.
Moe Katz wrote:
Yes. But it was in cuneiform
Looks like I logged on and butted into the popcorn line.
I guess I will go back to praising God.
Hubba hubba! The thread’s a rubba! You guys are Rocking The Cashbox.
This was a good song in the upper level foxbox seats.
Where is Janie? Good God she could dance.
Stragga fragga, humdiggati ding dong
The truth has been in doubt for oh so, soo long
There is something to be said, and for WLGF there will be no signing off anytime now or soon.
One two… is this thing on. pfft test one two, is this thing on.
@ Jack Asbeiter:
Jack, you’re a mess.
@ Bob-Crotchit:
How do the kids say it these days, Bob? LALA? This makes me laugh. I read the “StraggaFragga” heh heh. What a mug.
@ Bunk X:
What?
@ Jack Asbeiter:
Who is Janie?
Good morning everyone. Pictures are up, and they are good.
Good Mornin All
Make it a great day
To his astonishment, he was stopped by security staff on the other side of the checkpoint at Gatwick and accused of racism after a Muslim security guard who heard the remark said it had caused her offence”
‘What would happen if I had a scarf over my face?’: Nightmare of Fireman Sam creator branded a racist over quip to airport security
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106631/Fireman-Sam-creator-Dave-Jones-detained-branded-racist-burqa-joke-airport-security.html#ixzz1naOlMBm0
Wyoming drawing up doomsday bill to plan for fall of the United States
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106711/Wyoming-drawing-doomsday-plan-fall-United-States.html#ixzz1naPfn36L
@ mawskrat:
The message is Terrorism works. The Muzz have successfully parleyed 9-11 into real political power in the west. They kill our troops, and we appoligize for offending them. I’d say there is abacklash building, though. When it comes, will the Left wring their hands and ask why we hate them? Probably not. They don’t seem concerned with our grievances.
like IronFist say politics is war file
Hernandez maintains he was set up when an unidentified woman began to dance topless before him in a campaign office. He said he didn’t know the incident was being recorded.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106978/Politicians-arrested-blackmailing-New-Mexico-mayoral-candidate-Gerardo-Hernandez-lap-dance-video.html#ixzz1naSNFlcl
mornin IF
@ mawskrat:
Good morning! My house (hopefully!) closes this week, so I may actually have a good morning sometime this week. It is nothing short of a miricle. I was beginning to think that the only way I could get rid of this house was by defaulting on my loan. That would have been a mess, but it is sold! All we have to do is close it. How’s life treating you? You always seem to be in a good mood.
@ Iron Fist:
I’m doing pretty good IF….spring is coming
Good news there, IF.
@ Iron Fist:
good luck on the housing move. If i was to try and sell
mine right now I would take a bath over the deal.
the county auditor just lowered my property value
another 20 thousand. lost about 40 grand in all, the
lower taxes are great the loss in value not so much
I had a house become unsellable except at great up-front loss. IIRC, two more monthly mortgage payments and I own it outright.