No exhaust fan needed, but it’s gonna be a tad chilly in the morning. The t.p.’s gonna be a bit damp, too, and your neighbors in the building across the street will set their clocks by your schedule.
(Now before you check out that website, be forewarned. I quit lifting stuff from that Russian site years ago due to spam beacons and worse.)
So have a seat and enjoy the fresh air as we unburden our loads on
The Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: hygiene, Occupy Rooftop, Overnight Open Thread, parapet potty, plein air art, public poop
Good for him.
Stephen Hawking gawking
@ Calo:
Well, I don’t really know where to go with that one. Nice ads?
This place gone toxic, or is it me?
Bunk X wrote:
it’s you
I told you that fifth bean burrito was a BAD idea
@ Bunk X:
Usually takes at least 10 comments before the thread dies. Everybody else must have a life and be living it tonight.
@ rain of lead:
I only had four. I plead the fifth.
@ AZfederalist:
actually, I am doing some of this
http://hundredsofhilariouspics.com/2012/02/finished-your-laundry/
AZfederalist wrote:
nuh-uh
Does a spotted owl still exist if no one spots it?
Does a hoot owl still exist if no one gives a hoot?
@ Moe Katz:
Does a horned owl exist if no one is horny?
@ Bumr50:
Good, but I’m stuck on “barn owl.”
@ Moe Katz:
‘Does a hoot owl still exist if no one gives a hoot?’
Only if you give a darn.
Moe Katz wrote:
Umm, Does a Barn Owls soul go to heaven after Obama
Napoleonhas it for a midnight snack??? (think Animal Farm)Talk about Gawking….
Slow night?
Speaking of the best seat, my utoobage is just getting swirlies. What do I do? (And don’t tell me to clear my cache of cookies, because I lose too much stuff I need.)
yenta-fada wrote:
OK, I’ll go ahead and push it over the 10 comment mark.
@ yenta-fada:
Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop.
doriangrey wrote:
Excellent question.
@ Lily:
The don’t-give-a-hoot owl has a friend, the don’t-care bear. If they had another friend that was a duck, what would his name be?
My mom had never seen ‘Wuthering Heights’ watched it with her the other night and made me think of this song!
Moe Katz wrote:
Well it would be ‘don’t give f**k duck’!
/do I win a prize?
@ Lily:
Wrong. The answer is Donald. You have a dirty mind.
pimp left out
‘don’t give A‘
Moe Katz wrote:
You set me up!!!! Unfair!
/I say, I say….I don’t have a dirty mind.
@ Lily:
I’m watching this. It’s right twice a day.
From the Ministry of You Can’t Make this Shit Up:
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/02/28/salvadore-dali-running-afghan-war-effort/
@ Lily:
LOL
yenta-fada wrote:
My advice is reboot your computer.
/works for me.
@ Bunk X:
Yep. LOL!
@ Lily:
Uh huh.
Yep, sure Lily – I believe you.
Bunk X wrote:
That was classically unhelpful.
Lily wrote:
That was a nice civil answer. Doesn’t work though. lol
@ doriangrey:
Dorian a belated ‘Happy Birthday’ and a song for you.
@ yenta-fada:
Then I don’t know what to do!
Bunk, get yer hand away from there.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0b6e1im5IidPy?__site=daylife
Calo wrote:
{{Calo}}!!!!
/I have an excuse, had nothing but brothers, and nothing but sons, even the animals were male!
@ Lily:
Why thank you Lily…
Calo wrote:
But I did do the lady like thing by not spelling it completely out!
yenta-fada wrote:
I’m OK with leaving Afghanistan. As long as we salt the poppy fields on the way out.
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,”When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios. WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios!”
@ Bunk X:
Going with the Redneck humor tonight …
You know you’re a redneck if the first time you saw your wife in lingerie, you had to pay a cover charge.
@ yenta-fada:
LOL
doriangrey wrote:
One more…
AZfederalist wrote:
I hate to say it, but I always thought Afghanistan had a Viet Nam kind of feeling to it. The good guys look like the bad guys and it’s far away in hostile terrain.
AZfederalist wrote:
That would be the only civilized thing to do.
@ Lily:
Lily, you are always a lady. Even when you wave around a roll of duct tape.
Calo wrote:
Ah. I love those.
@ yenta-fada:
Dump your browser cache. FireFox clogs up on me at 200K.
@ Calo:
Thank you! That duct tape gives me a Queen type style.
In fact my son said his new name for me is.
THE ICE QUEEN!
/lovely huh??
Bunk X wrote:
Thanks! I can do that one.
@ yenta-fada:
I’d be doing a Little Bunny Foo Foo show.
You might be a redneck if:
You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
“Gentlemen, start your engines.”
Bunk X wrote:
LOL. Zackly.
Lily wrote:
snort. more.
@ Lily:
Hummh?
DIL giving you nicknames?
I owe you some correspondence, we’ll catch up tomorrow.
you might be a redneck if your family tree does not branch
@ yenta-fada:
@ yenta-fada:
You know you’re a Redneck if
your new wife was a bridesmaid at your first wedding.
your wedding cake was made by Sara Lee
your wife left you and took the entire house with her.
@ Calo:
No things have gotten better. I thought my best way to handle it was to say NOTHING! Everything I do is wrong…so do nothing.
I think she is coming out of her mood. She gets this way every blue mood.
I have to say she has never called me a ugly name.
/and that is a very wise decision for her to make and she knows it.
@ rain of lead:
Bwaaahh!
You must be from Tennessee.
You might be a redneck if:
You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.
@ Calo:
hahahahaha
@ Calo:
you might be a redneck if the dog can’t watch you eat without gagging
You might be a redneck if:
You’ve been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
@ Calo:
An Irishman, a German and a Redneck are sitting in a bar, bragging about their hometowns.
The German says, “I know a great bar in Berlin. You buy a stein and you get a free shot of schnapps with it.”
The Irishman says, “I know a pub in Dublin where you buy a shot of whiskey and the bartender buys the next, and at 5 o’clock there’s free stew.”
The Redneck says, “That ain’t shit. I know a roadhouse outside of Conroy with a band, free food, free drinks, and then they take you to a room in the back where you get laid.”
The Irishman and the German are incredulous. “You’ve been to a place like that?!”
The Redneck replies, “Nope. But my sister has.”
Lily wrote:
i don’t git it.
you might be a redneck if you’ve ever been accused of lying through your tooth
for the ladies
you might be a redneck if you can take your bra off while driving
Holmes/homes
Biloxi/city in Mississippi on the Gulf of Mexico
rain of lead wrote:
I’m starting to resemble that remark.
rain of lead wrote:
When you get to a certain age popping that thing off is a art.
You might be a redneck if:
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
We are watching the HBO series “Justified”. It takes place in Harlan, KY. Based on an Elmore Leonard character and Leonard is a consultant.
You guys would like it. Funny and well written and acted.
@ Lily:
Redneck girl feels under the weather, goes to see her doctor.
Doc: “Ma’am, you’re not sick, you’re pregnant.”
Girl: “Then I want a DNA test.”
Doc: “Why?”
Girl: “I just want to make sure it’s mine.”
@ Bunk X:
Good one!
yenta-fada wrote:
I have all the seasons of “Justified” awesome show.
Ten thousand comedians out of work and they’re telling jokes…
@ Lily:
YouTube request.
You might be a redneck if:
Your state’s got a new law that says
when a couple gets divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.
@ Bunk X:
Okay what is your poision?
Lily wrote:
ooooh
@ Bunk X:
Okay I don’t think there is one for that. Even so one can pop that off with ones clothes on. So nothing to see.
@ Lily:
Haha!
*wondering why mine is in my pure right now*
@ Calo:
*purse*
LMAO
@ Lily:
We’re looking forward to Season 2.
@ yenta-fada:
Just for you yenta……….
@ Moe Katz:
Stolen from Jonco Stl:
@ Lily:
I just noticed that DOD is about Anti-Southern bigotry at LGF. Imma go read it.
@ Calo:
*Shoulderbag.
Lily wrote:
Thanks. I’ll listen after DOD.
@ yenta-fada:
Don’t bother. It’s full of typos.
Bunk X wrote:
No that is what beed carries.
So he says. I call it a purse.
yenta-fada wrote:
Are they b*tching about the South again??? Why are Southerners so hated. At least we ain’t stupid.
Bunk X wrote:
Well like I said above can do it without taking the clothes off and showing nothing. So really wouldn’t be much of a vid!
Just to p*ss lgf’ers off, proud to be a southern belle at least we have manners and save our money!
Okay everyone left didn’t they????? So un-cool! Very un-cool!!!!
Good night, good people. It’s later up here.
@ Lily:
Present!
Just listening to CCR.
@ yenta-fada:
Night Yenta, may you and your teeth sleep restfully.
@ yenta-fada:
Nite Yenta!
Lily, I’m out in a beta blocker induced haze.
Night
Calo wrote:
Going to post another Southern song.
@ Calo:
Nite and sweet dreams….I’m out too. Mom will wake me up early tomorrow for sure, a given.
Guantanamo detainees get new $750G soccer field
I am angry at my government.
@ waldensianspirit:
I posted that link yesterday. There is no excuse for that. None whatsoever. I wish I would get busted for terrorism and get an all-expense vacation to the tropics!
Calo wrote:
Man, Hawking is something else.
He’s into extreme sports too.
Good Mornin All….make it a great day!