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Hangover OOT The ‘Rally Pack’ leaves the hospital!

by coldwarrior ( 45 Comments › )
Filed under Food and Drink, OOT, Open thread at April 8th, 2012 - 9:07 pm

The good Doctor tackles the hangover.

 

GO DUKE MEDICINE!

Contrary to popular belief, the solution for hangovers is not simply hydration. The major problem with hangovers is the toxic reaction to alcohol. Alcohol is a poisonous substance and the body breaks this substance down into aldehydes which can make you feel horrible. The only way to treat this is either with medications or time. Unfortunately, the human body does not get rid of the toxic products of alcohol very quickly. It can take anywhere from four to 48 hours, depending on how much alcohol was consumed.

No matter what you drank the night before, if you are feeling like you want to curl up and die the next morning, Hangover Heaven can get you back to feeling good in about 45 minutes. Our mobile bus travels the Las Vegas strip throughout the day. We have a board certified Anesthesiologist administering the treatments. The process does involve a very small IV.

The treatment takes about 45 minutes to give the treatment. Most people start feeling better within about 20 minutes after starting treatment. We will pick you up at your location and return you to the same place.

 

A Nobel in medicine should be heading his way at any moment!

 

(10:1 he is using a ‘Banana Bag‘ aka ‘Rally Pack’ of IVF and vitamins tuned to otherwise  healthy people)

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45 Responses to “Hangover OOT The ‘Rally Pack’ leaves the hospital!”
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  1. coldwarrior
    1 | April 8, 2012 9:16 pm

    “A banana bag (or rally pack) is a bag of IV fluids containing vitamins and minerals. The bags typically contain thiamine, folic acid, and 3 grams of magnesium sulfate, and are usually used to replenish nutritional deficiencies or correct a chemical imbalance in the human body.

    The typical composition of a banana bag is 1 liter of normal saline (sodium chloride 0.9%) with:

    The solution is typically infused over four to eight hours or as per physician’s orders.

    Banana bags are used in the Intensive Care Unit to correct acute magnesium deficiencies. They may be beneficial for patients with terminal illness because magnesium can mitigate nerve pain and relieve muscle pain and cramps:

    ….or so they say…

    so since the patient is dehydrated, BOLUS him over 45 minutes!

    i bet the mag sulfate is a lot less in the good doctors bag.


  2. tunnelrat
    2 | April 8, 2012 9:18 pm

    What a great idea! I will be going to Vegas in three weeks and am planning to behave, but will jot down their phone number just in case….


  3. coldwarrior
    3 | April 8, 2012 9:20 pm

    @ tunnelrat:

    hey…i just made sale! where is my commission doc?

    :lol:


  4. coldwarrior
    4 | April 8, 2012 9:33 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    normal saline is technically isotonic. so this would increase the volume of the vascular space. now add the vitamins and some mag…the hangover patient is clearly dehydrated grossly and he is going to introduce fluids through the vascular space. very efficient.

    more fluid is needed grossly. and so are some nutrients. by introducing them IV, there is a reduction of time for result and a more effective approach as this targets the physiology in question

    plus nutrients.


  5. RIX
    5 | April 8, 2012 9:46 pm

    This is the medical break through that humanity
    has waited for!
    This right up there with Jonas Saulk.


  6. coldwarrior
    6 | April 8, 2012 9:49 pm

    RIX wrote:

    This is the medical break through that humanity
    has waited for!
    This right up there with Jonas Saulk.

    it just makes me sad that this doc isnt a PITT prof like salk.. the good duke doc should get a nobel, clearly.


  7. RIX
    7 | April 8, 2012 9:55 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    it just makes me sad that this doc isnt a PITT prof like salk.. the good duke doc should get a nobel, clearly

    .

    Absolutely, this is worthy of a Nobel, no question.
    If he wants to povide total service, they could
    provide transportation to a bar after they straighten
    you up.
    They could also fill out the paper work for Blue Cross.
    This should all be covered.


  8. brookly red
    8 | April 8, 2012 9:56 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    “A banana bag (or rally pack) is a bag of IV fluids containing vitamins and minerals. The bags typically contain thiamine, folic acid, and 3 grams of magnesium sulfate, and are usually used to replenish nutritional deficiencies or correct a chemical imbalance in the human body.

    The typical composition of a banana bag is 1 liter of normal saline (sodium chloride 0.9%) with:

    or you could drink a Gator Aid…

    The solution is typically infused over four to eight hours or as per physician’s orders.

    Banana bags are used in the Intensive Care Unit to correct acute magnesium deficiencies. They may be beneficial for patients with terminal illness because magnesium can mitigate nerve pain and relieve muscle pain and cramps:

    ….or so they say…

    so since the patient is dehydrated, BOLUS him over 45 minutes!

    i bet the mag sulfate is a lot less in the good doctors bag.


  9. coldwarrior
    9 | April 8, 2012 9:57 pm

    RIX wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    it just makes me sad that this doc isnt a PITT prof like salk.. the good duke doc should get a nobel, clearly
    .
    Absolutely, this is worthy of a Nobel, no question.
    If he wants to povide total service, they could
    provide transportation to a bar after they straighten
    you up.
    They could also fill out the paper work for Blue Cross.
    This should all be covered.

    clearly, this is a medical necessity!


  10. Bumr50
    10 | April 8, 2012 9:57 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    PITT

    No stall doors OR backpacks!!!


  11. brookly red
    11 | April 8, 2012 9:58 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    @ tunnelrat:

    hey…i just made sale! where is my commission doc?

    Hello I am from the IRS… did I hear you are operating a small and very undertaxed business?


  12. coldwarrior
    12 | April 8, 2012 9:59 pm

    @ brookly red:

    drinking gator-aid would take hours to work and isn’t really set up for a hangover. re-hydrating from the vascular space is far more efficient, faster, and easier.

    a quick bolus and you are good to go!


  13. coldwarrior
    13 | April 8, 2012 10:01 pm

    Bumr50 wrote:

    coldwarrior wrote:
    PITT
    No stall doors OR backpacks!!!

    or backpacks?

    wow, they lost their minds.


  14. coldwarrior
    14 | April 8, 2012 10:02 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    coldwarrior wrote:
    @ tunnelrat:
    hey…i just made sale! where is my commission doc?

    Hello I am from the IRS… did I hear you are operating a small and very undertaxed business?

    not at all! its a not for profit public service!


  15. brookly red
    15 | April 8, 2012 10:03 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    brookly red wrote:

    coldwarrior wrote:
    @ tunnelrat:
    hey…i just made sale! where is my commission doc?

    Hello I am from the IRS… did I hear you are operating a small and very undertaxed business?

    not at all! its a not for profit public service!

    !@$#@!


  16. brookly red
    16 | April 8, 2012 10:05 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    @ brookly red:

    drinking gator-aid would take hours to work and isn’t really set up for a hangover. re-hydrating from the vascular space is far more efficient, faster, and easier.

    a quick bolus and you are good to go!

    drink it? I was thinking more of mainlining…


  17. Bumr50
    17 | April 8, 2012 10:06 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    Pitt to tighten security, ban backpacks in bomb-threatened buildings

    After the third, the full weight of DHS should have been brought down. WEEKS AGO.

    All they’re doing now is encouraging the little bastards.


  18. coldwarrior
    18 | April 8, 2012 10:08 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    coldwarrior wrote:
    @ brookly red:
    drinking gator-aid would take hours to work and isn’t really set up for a hangover. re-hydrating from the vascular space is far more efficient, faster, and easier.
    a quick bolus and you are good to go!
    drink it? I was thinking more of mainlining…

    the sugar and carbs would make it hypotonic in the vascular space and would pull too much fluid out of cells to maintain osmolality. you would dehydrate yourself more.


  19. coldwarrior
    20 | April 8, 2012 10:09 pm

    Bumr50 wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    Pitt to tighten security, ban backpacks in bomb-threatened buildings
    After the third, the full weight of DHS should have been brought down. WEEKS AGO.
    All they’re doing now is encouraging the little bastards.

    it aint little bastards. its ows/van jones/ obama / cloward piven

    get ready for this crap all over the US starting this summer.

    mark my words on this day.


  20. Alberta Oil Peon
    21 | April 8, 2012 10:13 pm

    Banning book bags from university buildings? Why bother going to class, if you can’t bring your books? Sheesh.

    Wouldn’t it make more sense to track down the perps?


  21. Alberta Oil Peon
    22 | April 8, 2012 10:15 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    OK, big bastards, then. Have it your way. :lol:


  22. RIX
    23 | April 8, 2012 10:15 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    clearly, this is a medical necessity!

    No question, it would be barbaric not to cover this.
    I am thinking of getting a franchise for several
    college campuses.
    You hire some Registered Nurses & do the frat house
    circuit on Saturday and Sunday mornings.
    It would be humane and profitable


  23. coldwarrior
    24 | April 8, 2012 10:15 pm

    Alberta Oil Peon wrote:

    Wouldn’t it make more sense to track down the perps?

    theory is that this is a dry run for chaos this summer. the OWS crew isnt finished yet.

    oh, and dont expect PITT to get anything right. they lost their collective minds when wes posvar died.

    they joint has gone down hill ever since.


  24. coldwarrior
    25 | April 8, 2012 10:16 pm

    RIX wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    clearly, this is a medical necessity!
    No question, it would be barbaric not to cover this.
    I am thinking of getting a franchise for several
    college campuses.
    You hire some Registered Nurses & do the frat house
    circuit on Saturday and Sunday mornings.
    It would be humane and profitable

    hey…..you might have something there….


  25. coldwarrior
    26 | April 8, 2012 10:16 pm

    Alberta Oil Peon wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    OK, big bastards, then. Have it your way.

    get ready for 1968 all over again.


  26. Alberta Oil Peon
    27 | April 8, 2012 10:19 pm

    @ RIX:
    Especially if you used very attractive “nurses” in “naughty nurse” outfits. You’d have customers deliberately acquiring hangovers…


  27. RIX
    28 | April 8, 2012 10:22 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    I expect this to be an infuriating summer.
    The BHO shock troops are going to cause great
    property damage & physical harm.
    The MSM will cheer them on saying that they are
    idealist yoots with an imprtant message.
    If there are fatalities it will somehow be blamed
    on Republicans.
    Honesty & critical thinking will not get in the way.


  28. coldwarrior
    29 | April 8, 2012 10:25 pm

    @ RIX:

    this time the media doesnt have the monopoly like int the 60′s. the hippie boomer lefty leaders will be exposed.

    i do expect some riots, Charlotte will see blood. Tampa wont, the joint is home to southcom, so security will be good.

    expect bomb threats, explosions, violence as the last gasp of the boomer-hippies fades into the sunset.


  29. RIX
    30 | April 8, 2012 10:25 pm

    Alberta Oil Peon wrote:

    @ RIX:
    Especially if you used very attractive “nurses” in “naughty nurse” outfits. You’d have customers deliberately acquiring hangovers…

    That is brilliant marketing! Maybe a name like “Nympho
    Nurses”


  30. huckfunn
    31 | April 8, 2012 10:26 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    get ready for 1968 all over again.

    This song has come full circle from it’s meaning in 1968.


  31. coldwarrior
    32 | April 8, 2012 10:29 pm

    @ huckfunn:

    i have that on vinyl!

    yeah, the whole world is watching all right.

    time for the CS and horse charges.

    images of violence and lawlessness will, like in 68, move votes to the GOP.

    This time though, gen X is pissed and might just fight back against this hippie crap onslaught.


  32. RIX
    33 | April 8, 2012 10:30 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    expect bomb threats, explosions, violence as the last gasp of the boomer-hippies fades into the sunset.

    There are professional radicals running the yoots.
    If the local autorities don’t take control,I
    really think that this could be bad.
    On the other hand, if they can provoke the police
    to overreact, the Media will use it to reelect BHO.


  33. coldwarrior
    34 | April 8, 2012 10:34 pm

    RIX wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    expect bomb threats, explosions, violence as the last gasp of the boomer-hippies fades into the sunset.
    There are professional radicals running the yoots.
    If the local autorities don’t take control,I
    really think that this could be bad.
    On the other hand, if they can provoke the police
    to overreact, the Media will use it to reelect BHO.

    its gonna be ugly.

    i dont agree that lawless acts met with swift police response will change anyone’s vote.

    its gonne be fun. i cant wait to see the kent state wanna be’s getting all crazy.


  34. RIX
    35 | April 8, 2012 10:35 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    images of violence and lawlessness will, like in 68, move votes to the GOP.

    That would be great. During the televised violence
    at the 68 Dem convention in Chicago, the Chairman
    of the South Carolina Republican Party did a local
    media buy.
    The break was, “If you don’t like what you are
    seeing, vote Republican”


  35. coldwarrior
    36 | April 8, 2012 10:37 pm

    RIX wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    images of violence and lawlessness will, like in 68, move votes to the GOP.
    That would be great. During the televised violence
    at the 68 Dem convention in Chicago, the Chairman
    of the South Carolina Republican Party did a local
    media buy.
    The break was, “If you don’t like what you are
    seeing, vote Republican”

    oh yes. watch for that times a zillion on the net!


  36. RIX
    37 | April 8, 2012 10:37 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    its gonna be ugly.

    i dont agree that lawless acts met with swift police response will change anyone’s vote.

    its gonne be fun. i cant wait to see the kent state wanna be’s getting all crazy

    The dirty little secret that the Left does not want
    to admit is that, the radical violence ended with
    Kent State.


  37. RIX
    38 | April 8, 2012 10:39 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    Every state Republican Party should follow the lead
    of the SC party in 1968.


  38. huckfunn
    39 | April 8, 2012 10:40 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    @ huckfunn:

    i have that on vinyl!

    yeah, the whole world is watching all right.

    time for the CS and horse charges.

    images of violence and lawlessness will, like in 68, move votes to the GOP.

    This time though, gen X is pissed and might just fight back against this hippie crap onslaught.

    One of my all time fav albums. I wore out at least 2 vinyl versions back in the good old bad days.


  39. RIX
    40 | April 8, 2012 10:40 pm

    Good night all. Monday morning will roll
    around, whether I like it or not.


  40. coldwarrior
    41 | April 8, 2012 10:41 pm

    RIX wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    its gonna be ugly.
    i dont agree that lawless acts met with swift police response will change anyone’s vote.
    its gonne be fun. i cant wait to see the kent state wanna be’s getting all crazy
    The dirty little secret that the Left does not want
    to admit is that, the radical violence ended with
    Kent State.

    it did.

    no one ever talks about the violence that the left did in kent town and on campus that lead up to the event


  41. huckfunn
    42 | April 8, 2012 10:41 pm

    South California Purples


  42. coldwarrior
    43 | April 8, 2012 10:42 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    coldwarrior wrote:
    @ huckfunn:
    i have that on vinyl!
    yeah, the whole world is watching all right.
    time for the CS and horse charges.
    images of violence and lawlessness will, like in 68, move votes to the GOP.
    This time though, gen X is pissed and might just fight back against this hippie crap onslaught.

    One of my all time fav albums. I wore out at least 2 vinyl versions back in the good old bad days.

    might have to get that digital then?

    g’night for me as well. i have the penultimate exam for my course of study tomorrow, then one more exam then the boards.

    night yinz!


  43. huckfunn
    44 | April 8, 2012 10:49 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    might have to get that digital then?

    g’night for me as well. i have the penultimate exam for my course of study tomorrow, then one more exam then the boards.

    night yinz!

    Good luck with that penultimate! You’ll do well.


  44. 45 | April 9, 2012 12:15 am

    coldwarrior wrote:

    @ RIX:
    this time the media doesnt have the monopoly like int the 60′s. the hippie boomer lefty leaders will be exposed.
    i do expect some riots, Charlotte will see blood. Tampa wont, the joint is home to southcom, so security will be good.
    expect bomb threats, explosions, violence as the last gasp of the boomer-hippies fades into the sunset.

    And Oakland and LA will drown in blood… Jerry Brown might even have a full on Come to Jesus moment.


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