The good Doctor tackles the hangover.
Contrary to popular belief, the solution for hangovers is not simply hydration. The major problem with hangovers is the toxic reaction to alcohol. Alcohol is a poisonous substance and the body breaks this substance down into aldehydes which can make you feel horrible. The only way to treat this is either with medications or time. Unfortunately, the human body does not get rid of the toxic products of alcohol very quickly. It can take anywhere from four to 48 hours, depending on how much alcohol was consumed.
No matter what you drank the night before, if you are feeling like you want to curl up and die the next morning, Hangover Heaven can get you back to feeling good in about 45 minutes. Our mobile bus travels the Las Vegas strip throughout the day. We have a board certified Anesthesiologist administering the treatments. The process does involve a very small IV.
The treatment takes about 45 minutes to give the treatment. Most people start feeling better within about 20 minutes after starting treatment. We will pick you up at your location and return you to the same place.
A Nobel in medicine should be heading his way at any moment!
(10:1 he is using a ‘Banana Bag‘ aka ‘Rally Pack’ of IVF and vitamins tuned to otherwise healthy people)
“A banana bag (or rally pack) is a bag of IV fluids containing vitamins and minerals. The bags typically contain thiamine, folic acid, and 3 grams of magnesium sulfate, and are usually used to replenish nutritional deficiencies or correct a chemical imbalance in the human body.
The typical composition of a banana bag is 1 liter of normal saline (sodium chloride 0.9%) with:
The solution is typically infused over four to eight hours or as per physician’s orders.
Banana bags are used in the Intensive Care Unit to correct acute magnesium deficiencies. They may be beneficial for patients with terminal illness because magnesium can mitigate nerve pain and relieve muscle pain and cramps:
….or so they say…
so since the patient is dehydrated, BOLUS him over 45 minutes!
i bet the mag sulfate is a lot less in the good doctors bag.
What a great idea! I will be going to Vegas in three weeks and am planning to behave, but will jot down their phone number just in case….
@ tunnelrat:
hey…i just made sale! where is my commission doc?
@ coldwarrior:
normal saline is technically isotonic. so this would increase the volume of the vascular space. now add the vitamins and some mag…the hangover patient is clearly dehydrated grossly and he is going to introduce fluids through the vascular space. very efficient.
more fluid is needed grossly. and so are some nutrients. by introducing them IV, there is a reduction of time for result and a more effective approach as this targets the physiology in question
plus nutrients.
This is the medical break through that humanity
has waited for!
This right up there with Jonas Saulk.
RIX wrote:
it just makes me sad that this doc isnt a PITT prof like salk.. the good duke doc should get a nobel, clearly.
@ coldwarrior:
.
Absolutely, this is worthy of a Nobel, no question.
If he wants to povide total service, they could
provide transportation to a bar after they straighten
you up.
They could also fill out the paper work for Blue Cross.
This should all be covered.
coldwarrior wrote:
RIX wrote:
clearly, this is a medical necessity!
coldwarrior wrote:
No stall doors OR backpacks!!!
coldwarrior wrote:
Hello I am from the IRS… did I hear you are operating a small and very undertaxed business?
@ brookly red:
drinking gator-aid would take hours to work and isn’t really set up for a hangover. re-hydrating from the vascular space is far more efficient, faster, and easier.
a quick bolus and you are good to go!
Bumr50 wrote:
or backpacks?
wow, they lost their minds.
brookly red wrote:
not at all! its a not for profit public service!
coldwarrior wrote:
!@$#@!
coldwarrior wrote:
@ coldwarrior:
After the third, the full weight of DHS should have been brought down. WEEKS AGO.
All they’re doing now is encouraging the little bastards.
brookly red wrote:
the sugar and carbs would make it hypotonic in the vascular space and would pull too much fluid out of cells to maintain osmolality. you would dehydrate yourself more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLHSzGi6u-w
Bumr50 wrote:
it aint little bastards. its ows/van jones/ obama / cloward piven
get ready for this crap all over the US starting this summer.
mark my words on this day.
Banning book bags from university buildings? Why bother going to class, if you can’t bring your books? Sheesh.
Wouldn’t it make more sense to track down the perps?
@ coldwarrior:
OK, big bastards, then. Have it your way.
@ coldwarrior:
No question, it would be barbaric not to cover this.
I am thinking of getting a franchise for several
college campuses.
You hire some Registered Nurses & do the frat house
circuit on Saturday and Sunday mornings.
It would be humane and profitable
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
theory is that this is a dry run for chaos this summer. the OWS crew isnt finished yet.
oh, and dont expect PITT to get anything right. they lost their collective minds when wes posvar died.
they joint has gone down hill ever since.
RIX wrote:
hey…..you might have something there….
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
get ready for 1968 all over again.
@ RIX:
Especially if you used very attractive “nurses” in “naughty nurse” outfits. You’d have customers deliberately acquiring hangovers…
@ coldwarrior:
I expect this to be an infuriating summer.
The BHO shock troops are going to cause great
property damage & physical harm.
The MSM will cheer them on saying that they are
idealist yoots with an imprtant message.
If there are fatalities it will somehow be blamed
on Republicans.
Honesty & critical thinking will not get in the way.
@ RIX:
this time the media doesnt have the monopoly like int the 60′s. the hippie boomer lefty leaders will be exposed.
i do expect some riots, Charlotte will see blood. Tampa wont, the joint is home to southcom, so security will be good.
expect bomb threats, explosions, violence as the last gasp of the boomer-hippies fades into the sunset.
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
That is brilliant marketing! Maybe a name like “Nympho
Nurses”
coldwarrior wrote:
This song has come full circle from it’s meaning in 1968.
@ huckfunn:
i have that on vinyl!
yeah, the whole world is watching all right.
time for the CS and horse charges.
images of violence and lawlessness will, like in 68, move votes to the GOP.
This time though, gen X is pissed and might just fight back against this hippie crap onslaught.
@ coldwarrior:
There are professional radicals running the yoots.
If the local autorities don’t take control,I
really think that this could be bad.
On the other hand, if they can provoke the police
to overreact, the Media will use it to reelect BHO.
RIX wrote:
its gonna be ugly.
i dont agree that lawless acts met with swift police response will change anyone’s vote.
its gonne be fun. i cant wait to see the kent state wanna be’s getting all crazy.
@ coldwarrior:
That would be great. During the televised violence
at the 68 Dem convention in Chicago, the Chairman
of the South Carolina Republican Party did a local
media buy.
The break was, “If you don’t like what you are
seeing, vote Republican”
RIX wrote:
oh yes. watch for that times a zillion on the net!
@ coldwarrior:
The dirty little secret that the Left does not want
to admit is that, the radical violence ended with
Kent State.
@ coldwarrior:
Every state Republican Party should follow the lead
of the SC party in 1968.
coldwarrior wrote:
One of my all time fav albums. I wore out at least 2 vinyl versions back in the good old bad days.
Good night all. Monday morning will roll
around, whether I like it or not.
RIX wrote:
it did.
no one ever talks about the violence that the left did in kent town and on campus that lead up to the event
South California Purples
huckfunn wrote:
might have to get that digital then?
g’night for me as well. i have the penultimate exam for my course of study tomorrow, then one more exam then the boards.
night yinz!
coldwarrior wrote:
Good luck with that penultimate! You’ll do well.
coldwarrior wrote:
And Oakland and LA will drown in blood… Jerry Brown might even have a full on Come to Jesus moment.