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World Nuge Tonight

by Bunk X ( 28 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Music, OOT, Open thread, Satire at April 22nd, 2012 - 10:00 pm

Ted Nugent, a Michigan-born conservative who has endorsed Obama’s presumed Republican challenger in the November elections, Mitt Romney, drew Secret Service attention with his blunt remarks about Obama and administration officials at the NRA event.

“We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November,” Nugent said at the convention.

U.S. Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, chairwoman of the Democratic National Convention, responded earlier this week, saying “threatening violence – or whatever it is that Nugent’s threatening – is clearly beyond the pale.” [via]

In response to Wasserman-Schultz, Nugent was typically blunt and to the point.

“Now what you gotta do, I’ll tell you what you gotta do You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a gettin’ hotty It’s a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati It’s a fast one too man, that thing’s turbocharged You feel like a little fuel injection honey? I’ll tell ya about it, I’ll tell you about it I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff I’ll check out the hood scoop I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh You’ve been drivin’ all night long It’s time to put the old Maserati away.”

That’s right, folks, it’s zee Wango zee Tango on The Overnight Open Thread.

[Update: Photo in the screen cap was misidentified.
It is not Ted Nugent, it is Sammy Hagar. - ed.]

[Update II: Although the above is mostly snark, this is not. h/t RoL.]

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28 Responses to “World Nuge Tonight”
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  1. song_and_dance_man
    1 | April 22, 2012 10:29 pm

    Take it to the Booth.

    It’s a word play you crazy lefties..you overly sensitive to nomers and idioms where the use of PC is a must, you freakin jack ass lefty communist Mao groupies who suck up all of moochies daytime TV bs.


  2. 2 | April 22, 2012 10:33 pm

    @ song_and_dance_man:

    Yet they are OK with their side using nasty language.


  3. Calo
    3 | April 22, 2012 10:39 pm

    @ Rodan:
    Thanks for that clarification Rodan.

    I thought SADM was hatin’ on Judge Judy, soap operas and Oprah and feeling a bit sad.

    SADM -- daytime TV IS educational -- think of Dr Oz and the service he provides! :lol:


  4. 4 | April 22, 2012 10:40 pm

    “The use of the word ‘Maserati’ in this context is obviously a racist dogwhistle.” --Charles “FuckFace” Johnson


  5. Calo
    5 | April 22, 2012 10:48 pm

    @ Bunk X:
    That’s because Charles Johnson doesn’t understand women like men who can drive their Maseratis fast sometimes.

    He’s out of practice, poor bastard.


  6. 6 | April 22, 2012 10:55 pm

    [Update: Photo in the screen cap was misidentified.
    It is not Ted Nugent, it is Sammy Hagar. - ed.]

    Kicks Bunk right where his gonads should be… Don’t you go disrespecting my boy Sammy…


  7. 7 | April 22, 2012 11:01 pm


  8. 8 | April 22, 2012 11:09 pm

    And for those of you to young to have been there (yea I’m talking to you rodan) Sammy’s greatest contribution to… ummm, well something… :twisted:


  9. 9 | April 22, 2012 11:26 pm


  10. rain of lead
    10 | April 22, 2012 11:27 pm

    then there is this

    So much for Freedom of Speech

    Ted Nugent has been removed from his scheduled concert performance to entertain our Army soldiers in Fort Knox. Even though the Secret Service determined that recent remarks the musician made regarding the president did not violate any laws, our Obama-led government still decided to mete out its own Obama-style punishment. Never mind the ones being punished are our soldiers.


  11. rain of lead
    11 | April 22, 2012 11:29 pm

    @ doriangrey:

    had the vhs and the tape of that movie/soundtrack
    wore em both out


  12. darkwords
    12 | April 22, 2012 11:34 pm

    What’s more of a threat to a POTUS

    1. A nugent song
    2. A columbian prostitute
    3. A POTUS selling guns to Mexicans


  13. darkwords
    13 | April 22, 2012 11:36 pm

    @ rain of lead: Sean Penn should be labled “persona non grata” around the commander in chief then. If… we wish to have standard the generals can use.


  14. 14 | April 22, 2012 11:39 pm

    Any more, when I think of Sammy Hagar, I think of this.

    I could take on Sammy, but the Nuge would kick my ass.


  15. NoThreat2U
    16 | April 22, 2012 11:59 pm

    @ Bunk X:
    Haters gonna hate. They can all kiss her ass.


  16. rain of lead
    17 | April 23, 2012 12:09 am

    @ NoThreat2U:

    hey ya’ll!
    how are ya!


  17. Calo
    18 | April 23, 2012 12:33 am

    @ NoThreat2U:
    NT2U!!!

    Where have you been?
    And, more importantly, how are you feeling?


  18. Lost
    19 | April 23, 2012 12:56 am

    Wow, a reunion!

    How is everyone?


  19. AZfederalist
    20 | April 23, 2012 1:06 am

    @ Bunk X:

    Like one of the comments, “She should buy it and roast a couple of elk in it”.


  20. AZfederalist
    21 | April 23, 2012 1:21 am

    ruh-roh,

    ATF, after its highly successful Fast and Furious operation demonstrated that citizens owning firearms are a threat, is now moving ahead with new plans


  21. huckfunn
    22 | April 23, 2012 1:42 am

    AZfederalist wrote:

    ruh-roh,

    ATF, after its highly successful Fast and Furious operation demonstrated that citizens owning firearms are a threat, is now moving ahead with new plans

    THIS JUST IN: Shotgun futures market sharply higher on threats by the Obama Regime to ban certain types of shotguns. Sales to necessarily skyrocket.


  22. 23 | April 23, 2012 4:21 am

    AZfederalist wrote:

    ruh-roh,
    ATF, after its highly successful Fast and Furious operation demonstrated that citizens owning firearms are a threat, is now moving ahead with new plans

    Not. Going. To. Happen.

    This train has already left the station.


  23. mawskrat
    24 | April 23, 2012 7:21 am

    Good Morning All….make it a great day


  24. 25 | April 23, 2012 7:36 am

    @ Mike C.:

    It won’t happen before the election. If Obama gets another four years though, I wouldn’t be so sure. Fast and Furious shows us they are willing to get people killed to advance their gun control agenda. Losses in the courts and the court of public opinion have not detered them, only made them adjust their tactics. There won’t be any gun control coming through the legislature any time in th eforeseeable future, but what the Executive branch my try through regulation and/or executive orders is not so certain.


  25. 26 | April 23, 2012 7:39 am

    @ Iron Fist:

    They’re getting tripped up in the courts with that crap, too. And that’s going to continue and intensify.

    The war is far from over, but we’re winning.


  26. RIX
    27 | April 23, 2012 7:47 am

    Good morning. Fat Bastard over at the Swamp thought
    that a parody piece on Ann Romney was real yesterday.
    He had to take it down & admit his mistake.
    But that was after he smeared her, based on a joke.
    The original pot is over at the DoD.


  27. RIX
    28 | April 23, 2012 8:05 am

    The Chicago Tribune is reporting this morning regarding
    White Sox, perfect game pitcher Phillip Humber,
    “As of Sunday morning he had yet to hear from the Sox’s
    number 1 fan- President Barack Obama.” (no he’s not)

    “I don’t know if he knows, I ‘m a registered Republican
    or what” Humber joked.


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