Hey, gang. Here’s fun for the whole family. Scroll through this collection of mugshots and see if you can spot any friends or family. Apparently, these critters were all locked up in Orlando, Florida. What would it look like if we had a sample from all 57 states? Those arrested for resisting arrest are easy to spot. Their eyes are swollen shut and they have numerous facial cuts and contusions. Go figger.
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Gonna be one of those nights eh…
Made it to 155, that’s all I could handle.
#50: Prostitution? Really? What, she was being pimped to blind men?
I was touched by all those patience stories so here’s one more:
There was this guy in my office who was a loner and always stealing food from peoples desks. It got to the point where no one would let them near their office. He looked pathetic and hungry one day so I invited him into my office and gave him a whole Snickers bar. He was shocked but grateful as he took it from me. He slowly backed out of my office eating the candy bar with a look of relieved puzzlement.
The next week he came back and asked me if I had any more Snickers bars. I gave him one I had in the desk and he wolfed it down. I kept a supply of Snickers bars on hand in case he came by and sure enough every week or so he would politely knock on my door and ask if he could have another.
A few months later there was a terrible commotion in the office. I heard screaming and gunshots so I locked my door and hid in the corner. The screaming and gunshots came closer to my door until with a loud bang the door flew open and the loner was standing in the doorway covered with blood and brandishing a gun. he had an angry look on his face until he saw me- then he smiled a big toothy grin and said with a thumbs up “Snickers!” He passed up my office and continued to rampage through the hallways killing everything that moved.
(nite all)
@ Will Consult for Food:
Wow…
118 Grand Theft -- broke into a Twinkie warehouse and ate the whole inventory.
doriangrey wrote:
I stole that from some comedian whose name I can’t remember. To this day my kids will walk up to me, give me the thumbs up and say “Snickers!” just to get a laugh.
@ Will Consult for Food:
Hope you are better at consulting than comedy. Or you must be one hungry puppy.
Can I offer you a Snickers?
Will Consult for Food wrote:
Is that you, bureaucat?
Some of those mugshot people are just trying to improve on nature./
Calgary, Alberta has a muslim mayor. I like to check out the Calgary online ‘ask the imam’ site for problems that may plague Canadians:
My husband likes to do things bahind my back and he lies to much. This year he travelled without telling me and married my brother’s x-wife. It was painful for me because my husband and I are first cousin, so he married his cousin’s wife. When I was back home I used to stay with my sister in law, I used to take her like my sister. They fall in love then sister in law ask for divorce from my brother and married my husband. Now, my husband is back to me, he left us for 4 months without any money. Is it wrong if I ignore him?
@ yenta-fada:
You should see the answers!!!
@ yenta-fada:
Good heavens, I lost track of who was related to whom after about the second sentence. Was expecting it to end in ” … and now I’m my own grandpa”
AZfederalist wrote:
Good metaphor, but without the benefit of country music. lol
There are ‘ask Imam’ online sites all over the world. The answers always run several paragraphs of the wit and wisdom of you know who.
So, the answers are more confusing than the questions. But they’re just like us (if we were 7th century nomadic cultists, that is.)
@ yenta-fada:
The interesting part is that she seems to be mostly upset over who he married, not the fact that her husband took off for 4 months and came back with another wife.
Here’s one. You get the general idea of the insane questions and answers after the first twenty or so.
http://www.islam.tc/cgi-bin/askimam/search.pl?query=&limit=40
lobo91 wrote:
Hi {{lobo}} The fact that these people are always marrying their first cousins does not contribute to the clarity of their thought processes.
@ yenta-fada:
No kidding.
I remember the nonsense the left was pushing about 10-15 years ago about birth defects in Iraq, trying to blame them on our use of depleted uranium ammunition during Desert Storm.
They were actually the result of inbreeding, of course, but you never want to let facts get in the way of bashing the US military.
Islam wrote ‘the book’ on control and micromanagement:
http://www.muslimsofcalgary.ca/data.php?s=6&action=5&id=1736
I’m waiting for the Eric Holder mug shot.
lobo91 wrote:
You can see why muslims think we are stupid. All of this stuff is completely available to anyone with a computer and some curiousity. The more polite we are, the weaker we look to numbskull predators. All they have to do is breed and scream Islamphobia. Effective, ain’t it?
BatGuano wrote:
Prayers going up. How ya been?
@ lobo91:
Couldn’t agree more:
‘Bradford is very inbred’: Muslim outrage as professor warns first-cousin marriages increase risk of birth defects
@ yenta-fada:
Classic assymetric warfare. Use your enemy’s strength against him.
@ yenta-fada:
Been very good, thank you. My sock has been more active at the other place than I have been active here, a situation I will change.My wife and I have relocated to another part of Ca, A red part of the state.
@ Guggi:
Nothing like instant muslim RAGE, death threats, and generally acting like vicious children to shut down civilization and debate.
Late here, goodnight to you and all.
@ BatGuano:
Hi, BatGuano, did you already quit smoking ?
BatGuano wrote:
How nice for you both. It will be great to have you back. Good luck in your new location.
@ yenta-fada:
Night
lobo91 wrote:
Yes, the scientific method, the free use of reason and debate, and advanced research are haram with totalitarians.
@ Guggi:
My last cigarette (or any tobacco) was on April 11th. Anytime I feel the urge for a cigarette, I take a Commit lozenge.Thank you for asking!
I’m kicking it this time.
BatGuano wrote:
Congrats !!
@ yenta-fada:
Thank you very much! My wife and I are very happy here. Although we did have to move her cats 244 miles south. : )
@ Guggi:
Thanks. You guys are the best!
bbl sunbathing is calling for me
@ Guggi:
Watch those uv’s snd hsve fun.
@ BatGuano:
I’d like to buy several vowels.
@ BatGuano:
Srsly?
Sum lttrs r ovrrat’d.
@ Calo:
It’s late for me. Mst slp nw
Gdngt, ll!
@ BatGuano:
Thunderstorm woke me up for a bit.
Back to sleep for me too.
Night Bat
Dear God what a scary looking bunch of characters.
Good morning. Day 1,572 America held hostage!
I’m stumped, which one of those mug shots is Iceweasel?
Good morning all!
Is is wrong that I kept mentally superimposing my AR’s sight picture over most of those picts?
Guess I am a social engineer at heart.
Someone a few days ago had a link to a pic of a truck with an anti-Obama message painted on its tailgate. Anyone know where I might be able to find that again?
RIX wrote:
How many are demoncraps?
More from McLame and missy lindsey’s heros in syria:
“But what we heard from (the protesters) at the beginning of this revolution saying, ‘Christians to Beirut, Alawites to the coffin,’ started us thinking about the real aim of this revolution,” he said. “So from this point of view, fearing for my life, I declared my support for President Assad.”
@ citizen_q:
Nah… Use a FN/FAL. Its .308 to make sure they are no longer a problem. After looking at those photos, it reminds me why I own firearms.
citizen_q wrote:
Good morning. Quite a few could be the Weasel.
So tough to pick the right suspect.
Good Mornin All…make it a great day!!
and don’t get a mug shot this week end////
Since unemployment is dropping due to a shrinking ‘labor force’ created by people losing their unemployment after 99 weeks, maybe the Republicans should propose a 6-9 month extension of benefits. While helping those who are out of work, it’d also show the real size of the problem, and make it harder for Bammy to claim he’s driving unemployment to under 8%.
@ mfhorn:
The Preezy is slow jaming the recovery.
Slooooooooooooow!
@ MikeA:
So true, but I am a small guy. I can carry much more 5.56mm ammo than .308. I have a handy 20″ .308 bolt for those longer shots.
Have been thinking about a semi .308. So many cool firearms, so little disposable cash….
mfhorn wrote:
It was a “savage-thread”
Here some more
‘Bomb Mecca’: Military college taught young U.S. officers that ‘Hiroshima-style’ attacks on Islam’s holiest cities were needed to win ‘total war’ with Muslim world
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2142634/Join-Forces-Staff-College-taught-officers-wage-Hiroshima-style-war-Muslims.html#ixzz1uYue4pxR
and what’s wrong with that,,,sounds like a plan to me
@ mawskrat:
The students at JFSC aren’t “young” officers. It’s equivalent to the what the Army used to call Command and General Staff College (now known as Intermediate Level Education, or ILE). It’s for majors and lieutenant colonels.
mawskrat wrote:
More importantly, it is actually one of “The Belmont Club’s” three conjunctures“.
yenta-fada wrote:
Yeah -- I got laid off from the gubermint so now I’m taking my show on the road and hoping to make a living.