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Guest post by: Mars!
First off we have the incredible news that apparently Hollywood now has access to top secret facilities and information so they can make sure their new movie Zero Dark Thirty portrays Obama in the correct light.
The good news is I have an early leaked pic of one of the scenes.
But, that isn’t all! They’ve also released the preliminary design of the action figure for this tale of how Osama was finally taken down.
In more Hollywood news, Brad Pitt wants “the Won” to know that his new movie “Killing Them Softly” won’t be anti-Obama. How nice of Brad, I remember all the other times Hollywood stars made sure to let Republicans know that films about them aren’t negative.
This post is a work of parody and should be taken as such, unfortunately the joke in Washington is no longer funny.
-MARS
Tags: Mars
Isn’t Obama starring in “Kill Budget Bills?”
I’m actually surprised we aren’t getting O movies constantly between now and election. I’m surprised that the Osama one isn’t coming out till after the election.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
@ Mars:
I would not be shock if the Obama movie had Will Smith staring as Obama. He personally leads Seal Team 6 and has hand to hand combat with Osama. He then kills him with his bare hands!
How about the Story of O… a tale of dominance and submission.
@ Rodan:
Nope stars a bunch of unknowns (at least to me). From people that have seen The Hurt Locker, I’ve heard that Kathryn Bigelow really played it straight. So it could be a fair accounting of the mission. I’m just suspicious based on the unparalleled level of access they received to top secret intelligence.
Oh gee, look at this little tidbit I just discovered.
If you liked the movies, then you’ll LOVE his new set of “We got his back” and “We got their backs” campaign posters.
@ Mars:
I’m shocked they didn’t do what I said. You know they would if they can get away with it!
@ Rodan:
Yep, just like Sony would have rushed release on this in October if they hadn’t gotten caught.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/under-obama-30-worst-months-employment-past-25-years_645771.html
This is not going to be reported by the press during the “greatest period of recovery in history”.
Urban Infidel wrote:
Here’s a great set of Comrade Zer0 motivational posters.
http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/05/leftism-for-dummies/
Hilarious.
@ huckfunn:
i love the people’s cube
Mars wrote:
I think that is because a Republican Senator has issued an investigation about this. Can’t remember his name.
No it’s Peter King from Homeland Security that put the brakes on this or at least delayed it.
coldwarrior wrote:
Those guys are really up on their Soviet propaganda art. Right on the money when it comes to juching Teh One.
@ huckfunn:
I love the “Stop Making Profit!” one
@ Mars:
There was also a leftist group involved..this time she isn’t going to be playing it straight.
Urban Infidel wrote:
Right in line with the garbage that Obama has been spewing the past several days. The guy really thinks that profit is evil unless it will buy him some votes.
huckfunn wrote:
Well there in lies a quagmire…he sure does love him some money and his wife too…yet anyone else that has money is evil!!!!!
Just now on Fox. Romney running with the “Obama attacking capitalism” theme. Way to go Mitt! They even had a clip of Lanny Davis defending Romney’s tenure at Bain.
@ huckfunn:
@ Lily:
Especially when you consider that the Obamas have made more money as a presidential couple than any other in history.
Urban Infidel wrote:
Lots of white folks should wear “African Americans for Obama” on the Elizabeth Warren theory…
@ Urban Infidel:
Seriously? They managed to beat the Klintons? That is really bad.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Sorry—was referring to the T-shirts at the Obama site.
Who said I could type?
Urban Infidel wrote:
Yes, but it’s devalued Obama money. Or is that adjusted for inflation?
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Just the inflation of his head.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
It’s your keyboard…me and Dorian have noticed they are war with people.
@ Rodan:
Now see here, ObamAA+ would have been quite capable of killing Osama with no help from seal team six. All they needed to do was force bin fish food to listen to a few of his speaches, and he would have chewed his own head off to get away.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Zero Dollars
Urban Infidel wrote:
Amazing isn’t it. Oh but the boogey-rich-man.
/everytime I hear this…in my head or I say out loud oh give me a break..the obama’s are living the high-life on our dime and loving every minute of it.
Lily wrote:
Yup… Rise of the machines is already well under way, thankfully right now they seem content to just make us look like idiots…
OMG. How much crap can these people possibly sell?
And seriously, they should at least have the decency to remove the dog merchandise.
@ doriangrey:
To think Dorian like I need any help with that!
/I do very well on my own.
Urban Infidel wrote:
I like the Obama Christmas Kitchen Apron™: “Your Goose Is Cooked, America!”
@ Urban Infidel:
“Meow for Michelle” really gets me. Seems like they are going for the cats and dogs to vote for them.
/but I do agree she is very catty!
Stocking stuffer anyone?
Lily wrote:
They need a cat dish that says, “I Like to Milk Millionaires!”
Urban Infidel wrote:
Gawd, sometimes I’m embarrassed to be of the same species. I demand a DNA test!
Urban Infidel wrote:
What dog merchandise? do they offer hound helper? Cocker peppercorn marinate?
@ Lily:
Not one stand alone American flag or American Eagle in the whole catalog of swag. It’s all branded for the Chump in Chief.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Good one Buzz!!!
Urban Infidel wrote:
Doesn’t surprised me at all…The American Flag to them is like Holy Water being thrown on a vampire.
/very weird. I’m sure our military and vets are just buying that stuff up/NOT!
It is disgracefull and disgusting both at the same time!
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
The ‘Michelle Stainless Ball Clamp’ seems to be a hot seller.
Urban Infidel wrote:
OK, now I have to re-post this:
“The Road We’ve Traveled”
—apologies to Robert Frost and “The Road Not Taken”
Two visions exist for the public good;
Just one allows for unlimited growth
But some folks, if they had their way, would
Make you believe that if mixed, we could
Benefit and enjoy the best of both;
They say that everything must be “fair,”
By which they mean that the halt and lame
Must be guaranteed they will finish where
The rewards exist for the few who dare—
No matter how much we must crook the game.
The other vision is the more austere;
It says that we all must be free to climb
And each is most equal, and each man’s peer
If each chooses his own way without fear—
And this vision has stood the test of time.
So everyone, share with the citizenry
(There are some among us who might be dense);
Two visions exist for the good, and me—
I favor that which preserves liberty,
And that is how I choose my Presidents.
Urban Infidel wrote:
Good night in Georgia! Really??? The ego on that man is sickening.
JeremyR wrote:
No self-respecting canine would ever be seen in this!
Urban Infidel wrote:
I, for one, would include it in an Unholy Koran which I would love to set ablaze!
My most heartfelt advice to Barack Hussein Obama, go to the top of the highest building on earth (hey it’s in Dubai, you’ll feel right at home) and do this…
Urban Infidel wrote:
Big dog sizes are the same as small dog sizes! Shouldn’t big dogs pay their far share??
MacDuff wrote:
Why? Obama only buys them by the pound…
1 (or is that 4?) years ago today … During a visit to England’s Westminster Abbey, the most incredibly intellectual and smarter than anybody President of the World signs the distinguished visitors’ book with the wrong date, “24 May 2008.” He is off by three years. --May 24, 2011
Oh wow really? Me, me, me…seems to be used a lot by him..also I, myself.
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/05/24/obama-still-a-legend-in-his-own-mind-tells-air-force-cadets-its-a-different-world-thanks-to-me/
@ Urban Infidel:
He’s not very good with numbers.
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/05/24/obama-tells-his-one-percent-donors-he-needs-five-more-years/
<—-- Backs slowly out of Lily's latest victim of a thread….
Anyone else here think that if/when Obaama gets booted he’ll be a classy ex-president like GW Bush? Me neither!
doriangrey wrote:
Urban Infidel wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Oh man, if the bookies in Vegas would take bet’s on that somebody would clean up big time…
This looks kinda cool!
@ huckfunn:
Shouldn’t that be a 3 dollar bill?
coldwarrior wrote:
Urban Infidel wrote:
Hubba hubba… (We need a drool emocon)
Urban Infidel wrote:
i think he will fade away because he is quite lazy. keeping himself int he spotlight would require real work by him and his handlers, especially his handlers.
he got where he is today because he was and is a racial quota hire groomed by aging marxist hippies. will it be worth the effort to keep him propped up? probably not.
doriangrey wrote:
Hhmmmm hmmph. I see who my friends are now.
/
Urban Infidel wrote:
WTF is a Thakoon Panichgul? Some kind of Indonesian get up?
@ coldwarrior:
/I’m cursed….have I really killed that many? Dear heavens…I need to go to confession!
The Osprey wrote:
Sure it isn’t a Indonesian marinade sauce?
@ doriangrey:
So where are they going to put his presidential library? Jakarta? Kenya?
The Osprey wrote:
its like a pukelan pentjak selat, but not…
Lily wrote:
Think of it as, ummm, something that you excel at…
@ coldwarrior:
He’ll hit the talk show circuit with the Preezy of the Steezy Jazz and Blues Revue, featuring a certain ponytailed geetar plucker from Culver City…
The Osprey wrote:
That’s Indonesian for “so sorry I messed up your female genital mutilation.”
Urban Infidel wrote:
I think they should put Jakarta before the horse’s ass…
Urban Infidel wrote:
I hope it would be a little closer to Hell… Saudi Arabia maybe…
coldwarrior wrote:
Is that one of those catlike critters that shits coffee beans?
LOLz, Mars.
@ Urban Infidel:
Thanks for the link. What the hell, I entered.
The Osprey wrote:
Culver City? He’s not living in a city culvert by now?
The Osprey wrote:
it could make you shit coffee beans.
NoThreat2U wrote:
ME TOO!
doriangrey wrote:
Oh you did not go there!!!
/oh well I confess I own it.
p.s. Just say it Dorian…your kind of jealous huh?
The Osprey wrote:
The new civet-ility!
@ Urban Infidel:
Never hurts to take a chance
Lily wrote:
coldwarrior wrote:
I see him joining the august ranks of al sharpton and jesse jackson to hustle and incite racial division for fame an profit. He’s been pracitcing the shake-down since entered office. Just ask Texas, and Arizona, or those bought off for embalmacare
NoThreat2U wrote:
Plus it has the added bonus of making millions of liberals head explode, which is always a good thing…
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
@ doriangrey:
So I supposed now when a thread goes dead…it will now be called…
“it’s been lilyed.”
Lily wrote:
@ citizen_q:
I think there will be a grace period and then he’ll divorce Mooshelle and take up with the Boys of Afghanistan.
@ citizen_q:
Well he get to bring his tele-prompter? If not he’s dead in the water on that adventure…I can see him speaking to a packed house of 25-30.
@ Lily:
@ Urban Infidel:
He and mooch will probably swipe everyting not nailed down in the white house and hawk it ebay.
@ citizen_q:
Oh and that too….all the historical paintings and such…no I think they will stage a burglery and sell on the black market…hey this is what Jarrett would advise!
@ Urban Infidel:
If he doesn’t win re-election Michelle will divorce him…then he can truly be gay!
@ doriangrey:
LOL!
@ citizen_q:
The Klintons refurnished one of their homes with what they took from the White House on their way out.
@ Lily:
Maybe he will be the first hobo former president. I don’t think he has any job skill. I think even his license to practice had been revoked. Pity the secret service agents assigned to him.
Mars wrote:
Didn’t they also take all of the “W” keys out of the all the keyboards?
Class all the way.
@ Mars:
Compared to the Obama’s the Clintons had class…so no telling what in the hell they will do to the White House before they leave.
@ citizen_q:
Yep.
I think he will get some job as a community activist. They will trot him out at race riots and Occupy style gatherings, have him wave and smile, then put him away.
Kinda like a parade queen.
@ citizen_q:
Yep his license has been revoked….oh he’ll do what he loves best …speaking about himself and playing the victim card.
@ Lily:
That’s really low, the Klintons were and are as classless as you can get. You realize how low that puts O and Moochelle. I don’t think there’s even a grading scale that goes that low.
Oh and Coldwarrior, I request you retract your insult. Hobos do not deserve that.
citizen_q wrote:
Good grief really??? Now that is just petty and childish..it wasn’t like Clinton could run again.
Mars wrote:
While I’m sure he’ll end up being a Queen, I suspect it will be more Drag and less Parade…
@ doriangrey:
But of course
@ Mars:
I know.
But really it’s the truth. Not to mention the hissy fit that will be thrown because he is running to be re-elected…so if he loses it will be worse than the Clintons childish and petty and unclassy behavior.
/he will probably sell our secrets…just throwing something out there he may do…I’m not saying he will, but you never know.
Lily wrote:
They were just showing their solidarity with their boy Al, who as everyone knows Bush defrauded out of his rightful turn as POTUS…
@ doriangrey:
Al Gore has proven that he wasn’t fit to be president…the man is a damn nut case.
Mars wrote:
i didnt say nothin about no hobos.
re-post:
Paradise by a SEAL Firefight
—apologies to Meatloaf and “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”
Well, I remember everything as if it happened only yesterday
Hangin’ on the golf course without an advisor in sight
I’d released the birth certificate, figured Donald Trump was stymied
So was back in the groove, keepin’ all my duties light
I was watching those white balls arc in flight
Whether hookin’ left, or slicin’ right
I was forgetting ’bout the diet nagging from my wife
Forgettin’ ’bout the diet nagging from my wife
Oh, yeah! It’s all right!
Oh, yeah! It’s all right!
But then they called me back to that damn house of white
To send Osama to paradise in a SEAL firefight
Yes, they called me back to that damn house of white
To send Osama to paradise in a SEAL firefight
Ain’t no doubt about it
Ain’t no doubt about it—I was real distressed
I had to choose a course of action rather than digress
Ain’t no doubt about it
Couldn’t manage to slide out of it
Ain’t no doubt about it—I was real distressed
I had to choose a course of action rather than digress
Dammit, Hillary and Leon
Do I need to know this “need to know?”
I’ve been coasting along
Taking credit for the work you’ve done
If you need something from me
Then you should just call up Valerie Jarrett
That I rely on her word should come as no surprise
‘Cause she and I are tight
She’s the one who makes the whole thing run
I was watching those white balls arc in flight
Whether hookin’ left, or slicin’ right
Oh, yeah! It’s all right!
Oh, yeah! It’s all right!
And then they called me back to that damn house of white
To send Osama to paradise in a SEAL firefight
Paradise in a SEAL firefight
Live high on the public dime
Then kick back for a well-earned rest
Ain’t no doubt about it—I was real distressed
I had to choose a course of action rather than di—
Can’t get out of working tonight
I can sense the professionals’ evil delight
["Radio broadcast" interlude snipped]
Hillary:
Mr. President!
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Is it a go now?
Do you give the order?
Do we send SEALs
Within Pakistan’s borders?
Will you authorize a mission whether it wins or fails?
Will you take what comes whether it’s heads or tails?
Is it a go now?
Do you give the order?
Do we send SEALs
Within Pakistan’s borders?
Will you authorize a mission whether it wins or fails?
Will you take what comes whether it’s heads or tails?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Is it a go now?
Do you give the order?
Obama:
Let me sleep on it
Secretary, let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I’ll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Secretary, let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
I’ll give you an answer in the morning
Hillary:
I gotta know right now!
Is it a go now?
Do you give the order?
Do we send SEALs
Within Pakistan’s borders?
Will you authorize a mission whether it wins or fails?
Will you take what comes whether it’s heads or tails?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Is it a go now?
Do you give the order?
Obama:
Let me sleep on it
Secretary, let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
I’ll give you an answer in the morning
Hillary:
Do you give the order?
Obama:
Let me sleep on it!
Hillary:
Do you give the order?
Obama:
I couldn’t take it any longer
Man, I was crazed
Forced to make a real decision
In less than two days
But I was getting so agitated, being deprived of praise
I said that they should go ahead and send the SEALs
Yes, I said go ahead and just send in the SEALs
So now the media and White House flacks
Are praising my “gutsy call”
Though confidentially if it were up to me
I would never have done anything at all
When time came for command you know my will was mush
But how sweet it is to lord it over Bush
Praise for my “gutsy call,” oh yes
From one and all (all! all!)
Praising my “gutsy call”—I hope it lasts until next Fall!
@ coldwarrior:
Whoops my bad, it was Citizen Q. Not sure how I goofed that one up.
Oh come on this isn’t racism??? This is getting out of hand.
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/05/24/obama-campaign-organizes-blacks-to-shout-at-and-heckle-romney-as-he-toured-inner-city-section-of-philadelphia/
@ Mars:
Ask Dorian ….. it’s the keyboards. Really.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Outstanding, one of your best.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
most excellent.
Lily wrote:
Yup… Their conspiring against us…
coldwarrior wrote:
Cough cough (not sayin a word) cough cough…
@ buzzsawmonkey:
LOL!
/yeah I hope it doesn’t last till fall..
@ Lily:
How many times again has obama gone to improvished communities??
/yet Romney goes but bho doesn’t. These people need to wake up.
(yeah I know they will not) But they really need to ask themselves how many times has bho gone to improvished communities.
@ Lily:
What’s funny is that if Romney wins they will complain he is not sensitvie to their needs.
Why only take a million from the Us tax payer aid for each year Shakil Afridi is jailed in Poc ee stawn?
Why not strike ALL aid from ALL hell-holes on earth until they straighten the hell up?
@ citizen_q:
He is actually trying to learn ways to help them…yet bho has never, ever gone to these type of communities.
waldensianspirit wrote:
Because we aren’t giving them any aid, we’re paying them the Jizyah tax.
@ waldensianspirit:
We need to find a way to get to this man and put him here under political asylum.
@ doriangrey:
My Bad!
@ Mars:
Trade him for Obama and Mooch
@ Lily:
I don’t know which is worse obama, or the bots.
doriangrey wrote:
Which is how the muzzies perceive any assistance from from the kuffar. Jizya their due. Therefore expect no gratitude or thanks.
Aid to muslims is a worse waste then buying lottery tickets. At lest with lottery tickets that is a infinitesimally change of winning.
@ Mars:
I don’t know who you’ve talked to, but The Hurt Locker was a truly awful film. Reminded me of a made for TV POS.
I was amazed to see that DOD cooperated with them on it. I don’t remember the last time I saw so many mistakes in a war movie.