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General Seti claims K-9 Dogs are targetting Blacks at the mall

by Rodan ( 92 Comments › )
Filed under Entertainment, Humor at June 13th, 2012 - 8:00 pm

The world’s only living 5 star general has made a new discovery. General Sara Suten Seti claims that the police are using K-9 dogs to targets Blacks at malls. He sites that at the “all black mall” he goes to has “all white security” with K-9 dogs. Seti leaves out that he lives in Detroit and that all Black mall probably has alot of crime since its in a low income area. That is why there are dogs at the mall he goes to.

I cut Seti some slack because he gets it on Islam. But he’s so crazy that I laugh at him.

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92 Responses to “General Seti claims K-9 Dogs are targetting Blacks at the mall”
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  1. PrincessNatasha
    1 | June 13, 2012 8:03 pm

    BWAHAHAHA! This dude is hysterically funny!


  2. coldwarrior
    2 | June 13, 2012 8:07 pm

    oh man!

    :lol:


  3. Speranza
    3 | June 13, 2012 8:08 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Where you been?


  4. huckfunn
    4 | June 13, 2012 8:09 pm

    Gee whiz! I can only take about 2 minutes of that yammering and I’m done.


  5. 5 | June 13, 2012 8:10 pm

    K-9 Dogs. AT least he’s not talking about UFOs


  6. coldwarrior
    6 | June 13, 2012 8:11 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    Gee whiz! I can only take about 2 minutes of that yammering and I’m done.

    embrace the science and mathematics, sun!

    :lol:


  7. 7 | June 13, 2012 8:12 pm

    Heh. That picture of Seti looks like Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys.


  8. 8 | June 13, 2012 8:14 pm

    @ m:

    Gee let’s see maybe that mall has crime?


  9. 9 | June 13, 2012 8:14 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Princess! You missed the fun on DoD! Sergey showed up to expound about the virtues of the Soviet Union again.


  10. PrincessNatasha
    10 | June 13, 2012 8:14 pm

    Will it be a good time now to tell the poor soul that dogs are pretty much color-blind? As in, they see only so many colors, and a human skin color is a combination thereof, so, to them, it is an equal blur….


  11. 11 | June 13, 2012 8:15 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    @ huckfunn:

    Seti hates Islam, Farrakhan and the NOI. Let’s cut him some slack!


  12. PrincessNatasha
    12 | June 13, 2012 8:15 pm

    Bunk X wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Princess! You missed the fun on DoD! Sergey showed up to expound about the virtues of the Soviet Union again.

    Bunky, I saw it, and this time he was not. He actually made a valid point, but by pure accident.


  13. 13 | June 13, 2012 8:15 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Hey Seti is a 5 star general, show him respect!

    :lol:


  14. buzzsawmonkey
    14 | June 13, 2012 8:16 pm

    K-9 dogs—or, as the President would say, “lunch.”


  15. huckfunn
    15 | June 13, 2012 8:17 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    huckfunn wrote:

    Gee whiz! I can only take about 2 minutes of that yammering and I’m done.

    embrace the science and mathematics, sun!

    I never did well at science and math. As a result I’m a bachelor o’farts. :grin:


  16. PrincessNatasha
    16 | June 13, 2012 8:18 pm

    @ Rodan:
    Well, true, he seems a non-violent nut, so why not? He may talk about war but I doubt he could fight his way-out of a wet paper bag. Just a dude getting loaded and having some fun.


  17. eaglesoars
    17 | June 13, 2012 8:19 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    @ huckfunn:
    Seti hates Islam, Farrakhan and the NOI. Let’s cut him some slack!

    Not if he’s hatin on dogs I’m not.

    Most dogs are better than most humans.

    I trust my dog. If she says you’re not coming onto the property -- you’re not.

    I back her up absolutely. She’s 10 inches at the shoulder. She guards this place like nobody’s business.

    Dogs are good at that. Figuring out the bad guys.


  18. 18 | June 13, 2012 8:20 pm

    This man needs the care of a whole team of psychiatrists. Weapons grade crazy doesn’t even begin to cover it. Seriously, any chance on finding out what hospital usually provides for his acute care mental health needs, I wish to send the staff flowers.


  19. PrincessNatasha
    19 | June 13, 2012 8:20 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Hey Seti is a 5 star general, show him respect!

    But… I am Uber-Eleventy-Star General, so neener-neener…. He has to salute ME!


  20. 20 | June 13, 2012 8:24 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Not if he was trying to equate conservatism with totalitarianism.


  21. PrincessNatasha
    21 | June 13, 2012 8:25 pm

    eaglesoars wrote:

    Dogs are good at that. Figuring out the bad guys.

    Getting a puppy as soon as deployment is over: to take care of me and the kitties! Don’t care about the breed, although would prefer a bigger, stronger one, just in case I am unarmed and the bad guy is large… Want a dog who is a total teddy-bear while with the home-tribe (me, cats, parents, some friends) but a total monster-beast with hostile strangers… Also, must enjoy to ride in an open Jeep.


  22. 22 | June 13, 2012 8:26 pm

    I need to get an alias and go bat shit crazy like this. Get a following, start a cult, get me some crazy chicks. Have them raise money for me.


  23. 23 | June 13, 2012 8:27 pm

    @ eaglesoars:

    I was joking, I was not serious. I am huge Dog lover. I probably would help a dog before a human. That’s how much I love puppies!


  24. PrincessNatasha
    24 | June 13, 2012 8:27 pm

    @ Bunk X:
    I may be wrong, but to me, his statement showed how a tyrant could use perfectly good values toward his own agenda, not how conservatism can be equated to totalitarianism.


  25. 25 | June 13, 2012 8:27 pm

    He really is funnier than shit! I’d gladly PAY to see him take on Louis Farrakhan!


  26. 26 | June 13, 2012 8:27 pm

    @ Rancher:

    I have one for you:

    The Basque Count!

    :wink:


  27. 27 | June 13, 2012 8:29 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Actually Sergey did have a legit point. You can be Socially Conservatives, but not on the Right. We see it in American politics.


  28. coldwarrior
    28 | June 13, 2012 8:29 pm

    Macker wrote:

    He really is funnier than shit! I’d gladly PAY to see him take on Louis Farrakhan!

    farakhan would clean seti’s clock.

    the a-tone speech has to be the best evah!


  29. PrincessNatasha
    29 | June 13, 2012 8:29 pm

    Macker wrote:

    He really is funnier than shit! I’d gladly PAY to see him take on Louis Farrakhan!

    I’d join you! It would be hilarious, and we could down a lot of beers!


  30. 30 | June 13, 2012 8:29 pm

    @ eaglesoars:

    That’s why Islam hates dogs. Supposedly they chased Mohamed and pissed in the first Mosque. They were onto something Dogs.


  31. 31 | June 13, 2012 8:30 pm

    @ Macker:
    @ PrincessNatasha:

    He hates Farrakhan.


  32. coldwarrior
    32 | June 13, 2012 8:30 pm

    Rancher wrote:

    I need to get an alias and go bat shit crazy like this. Get a following, start a cult, get me some crazy chicks. Have them raise money for me.

    now yer talkin!

    :lol:


  33. 33 | June 13, 2012 8:30 pm

    @ coldwarrior:

    That’s so messed up they didn’t let you go see Farrakhan. You had your bow tie ready.


  34. PrincessNatasha
    34 | June 13, 2012 8:32 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Actually Sergey did have a legit point. You can be Socially Conservatives, but not on the Right. We see it in American politics.

    Exactly. I am no fan of Sir Ghey, but in this case he said nothing wrong, fact-wise. How he meant it, and how it was interpreted is another story. The facts stand. And the only lesson to take away from this is: power-hungry swine will use your own values in order to get more control over you-- buyer beware.


  35. 35 | June 13, 2012 8:32 pm

    @ Rodan:

    Apparently, the schizo effective disorder has taken some sort of a nasty turn. He is now claiming that he will be doing something violent over the summer, please keep us updated. If Seti starts his war, I want to sell tickets and make a show of it. You know, Seti vs. Central Park West, or some such marketing plan.


  36. 36 | June 13, 2012 8:33 pm

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    Macker wrote:

    He really is funnier than shit! I’d gladly PAY to see him take on Louis Farrakhan!

    I’d join you! It would be hilarious, and we could down a lot of beers!

    And feast on Pork Rinds!


  37. PrincessNatasha
    37 | June 13, 2012 8:34 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:

    That’s so messed up they didn’t let you go see Farrakhan. You had your bow tie ready.

    Does it matter if the bow-tie I had was on my thong, right above my butt-crack? And I was on the back of a rich young Asian guy’s motorcycle? I mean, that is SOOO RAAAAAAACIST of them!


  38. 38 | June 13, 2012 8:35 pm

    @ Rodan:
    Wouldn’t I have to know how to speak Basque? I can’t even speak Spanish cabron!


  39. PrincessNatasha
    39 | June 13, 2012 8:35 pm

    Macker wrote:

    And feast on Pork Rinds!

    mmmmmm… Homemade Chicharrones!


  40. 40 | June 13, 2012 8:38 pm

    @ Flyovercountry:

    Wait until next week. I have a 5 part video where Seti lays out a plan to Restore the Global Nubian Empire that ruled the world 20,000 years ago.


  41. 41 | June 13, 2012 8:39 pm

    @ Rancher:

    Shhhhhhh!

    Hey if Seti is a 5 star General, you can be a Basque Count!

    :lol:


  42. PrincessNatasha
    42 | June 13, 2012 8:39 pm

    Chicharrones and beer… Somehow, it beats my today’s bison Tartare, wild-caught shrimp cocktail and South African Pinotage… Let me go punch my chef in the face… Oh, wait, I procured and prepped all that stuff!


  43. 43 | June 13, 2012 8:40 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Coldwarrior was upset when they refused to sell him tickets. He has waited years to Farrakhan and they said no.


  44. PrincessNatasha
    44 | June 13, 2012 8:41 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    Wait until next week. I have a 5 part video where Seti lays out a plan to Restore the Global Nubian Empire that ruled the world 20,000 years ago.

    LOL… I think he meant N00bian, and N00bs don’t rule shit :P N00b FAIL


  45. coldwarrior
    45 | June 13, 2012 8:42 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:
    That’s so messed up they didn’t let you go see Farrakhan. You had your bow tie ready.

    they wouldnt let me in because i am white.

    and yes, i had the bow tie and suit ready to go!


  46. EBL
    46 | June 13, 2012 8:42 pm

    I do not know about dogs at the mall, but it is true dogs can react differently depending on race. And it is also true that some people (regardless of race) are more fearful and suspicious of guard dogs and dogs definitely react to that too (they are more aggressive to people who fear them).


  47. PrincessNatasha
    47 | June 13, 2012 8:44 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Coldwarrior was upset when they refused to sell him tickets. He has waited years to Farrakhan and they said no.

    So, they were racist… Quite predictable, from libturds. I am so tired of racism. The real one, not perceived one— one that comes from self-entitled collectivist “minorities” against anyone who is more or less successful, regardless of skin pigmentation.


  48. 48 | June 13, 2012 8:45 pm

    @ coldwarrior:
    @ PrincessNatasha:
    @ Flyovercountry:

    Here is Seti laying out military strategy.


  49. PrincessNatasha
    50 | June 13, 2012 8:46 pm

    Plus, Farrakhan is a cunt. His name rhymes with “tarakan” which means “cockroach” in Russian. Well, he IS quite the roach, but without the cock.


  50. 51 | June 13, 2012 8:46 pm

    Wasn’t Uhura Nubian?


  51. 52 | June 13, 2012 8:48 pm

    @ m:

    Yeah he may have been left with a steak dinner tab, but he went out and ordered a warehouse of steaks on credit. Obama is so stupid.


  52. 53 | June 13, 2012 8:48 pm

    @ Rancher:

    I believe so.


  53. 54 | June 13, 2012 8:49 pm

    More Seti!


  54. m
    55 | June 13, 2012 8:49 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    I dunno. He’s a dickhead, does that count?


  55. m
    56 | June 13, 2012 8:50 pm

    92% Want Obama Reelected

    --in France


  56. eaglesoars
    57 | June 13, 2012 8:51 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ eaglesoars:
    That’s why Islam hates dogs. Supposedly they chased Mohamed and pissed in the first Mosque. They were onto something Dogs.

    We’ve had two Saudi families as neighbors. Not simultaneously. The first -- the boys chased Molly down throwing mulch at her. I backed the dad up against the van and told him if his spawn ever came near my family again, I’d rip his lungs out and feed them to him.

    He believed every word. As well he should have.

    The second -- oh my goodness -- they played with Molly every chance they got. I asked their oldest, a son, Walid, what was the deal with dogs. “Oh, just wash your hands. We don’t keep them as pets, but they’re good workers”. When Noh, the dad, told me they were moving I was berift as I’d fallen in love with their one of the daughters -- a little hell raiser named Yohanna. I told him he couldn’t leave unless I could keep her. He raised the stakes. “Would you give up Molly? I’ll consider a trade”

    We laughed. They were very kind and very good with Molly.

    I still miss that little girl.


  57. 58 | June 13, 2012 8:51 pm

    @ Rancher:
    @ Rodan:

    Actually, Uhura is Bantu.


  58. 59 | June 13, 2012 8:52 pm

    @ m:

    They fight with their feet…..


  59. PrincessNatasha
    60 | June 13, 2012 8:52 pm

    Speranza wrote:

    @ PrincessNatasha:
    Where you been?

    Off-line living in the meat-world! Lots of fun, that…


  60. 61 | June 13, 2012 8:53 pm

    @ eaglesoars:

    Damn, nice story. I’m going to see my mom and stepdad this weekend and I will get to snuggle with their 2 dogs. I love dogs more than I like humans.


  61. 62 | June 13, 2012 8:53 pm

    @ m:

    Hey France loves 3rd World Liberation fools.


  62. PrincessNatasha
    63 | June 13, 2012 8:54 pm

    @ eaglesoars:
    Wow… This just shows that despite stupid religions or traditions, people are still INDIVIDUALS. And that, being an individual, independent of the collective, is what life is all about.


  63. darkwords
    64 | June 13, 2012 8:56 pm

    @ 47 EBL: i always think dogs are psychic smellers and can detect changes we can’t in their owners and in other people.

    Their noses chemicalize their instinctive responses. Fear, Hate, Anger, Love, bad intentions all are chemicalizing our bodies via hormones and change the way we smell to super dogs.

    I think they have a comfort zone when their owner smells a certain way.


  64. 65 | June 13, 2012 8:58 pm

    @ darkwords:

    When my Grandpa died a year ago, One of my parents dogs was yelping at the moment his death. He died 10 miles form my Mom’s house in a hospital.


  65. darkwords
    66 | June 13, 2012 8:59 pm

    @ 66 Rodan: Interesting about the things we don’t really know a lot about.


  66. 67 | June 13, 2012 9:01 pm

    @ darkwords:

    Yes, Dogs sense things we don’t.


  67. buzzsawmonkey
    68 | June 13, 2012 9:01 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    When my Grandpa died a year ago, One of my parents dogs was yelping at the moment his death. He died 10 miles form my Mom’s house in a hospital.

    The Wolves of Cernogratz, by Saki.


  68. 69 | June 13, 2012 9:02 pm

    @ PrincessNatasha:

    Hey I sent you and Lobo each other’s emails so you 2 can link up in Kuwait.


  69. 70 | June 13, 2012 9:03 pm

    @ Rodan:

    Brilliant!


  70. 71 | June 13, 2012 9:04 pm

    @ buzzsawmonkey:

    That’s a beautiful story. Buzz you are treasure to the blog, I always respect your knowledge.


  71. 72 | June 13, 2012 9:05 pm

    @ Flyovercountry:

    The only good thing, he said the Revived Nubian Empire’s 1st target should be “the stinky Ay-Rab Black rock worshipers!”


  72. 73 | June 13, 2012 9:08 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Rodan wrote:
    When my Grandpa died a year ago, One of my parents dogs was yelping at the moment his death. He died 10 miles form my Mom’s house in a hospital.
    The Wolves of Cernogratz, by Saki.

    I left you a comment in the previous thread.


  73. buzzsawmonkey
    74 | June 13, 2012 9:09 pm

    doriangrey wrote:

    I left you a comment in the previous thread.

    Responded to.


  74. eaglesoars
    75 | June 13, 2012 9:10 pm

    PrincessNatasha wrote:

    This just shows that despite stupid religions or traditions, people are still INDIVIDUALS

    I’m not sure. The first family -- Ali -- was with the Saudi Embassy. The 2nd family -- Noh -- was with the World Bank.

    Somehow I detected a distinct difference in class. I’m not sure why or how. Noh’s family was the upper class, no question. All the children spoke English. Ali’s children did not. Only his oldest -- a daughter named Noor (or Noora) spoke English. Both families sent their kids to the infamous Saudi Academy here in northern Virginia.

    Noh carried himself with confidence and grace. Ali did not. He always expected to be craven. And he was.

    Once, Noh’s wife, Noor, panicked. Mona, one of the girls was missing. Noh had left to run an errand and the probability was that he’d taken Mona with him. She was all over the ‘hood and Walid was looking under bushes. Well, Noh came home -- with Mona in tow -- a stop at Dairy Queen had been part of the trip.

    And he caught unvarnished hell from Noor and me. Noor was yelling at him in Arabic, I was yelling at him in English and Walid was laughing his ass off.

    Poor Noh. All he could say was -- I told Mona to tell you. His head was in his hands.

    It’s not as monolithic as one might think.


  75. darkwords
    76 | June 13, 2012 9:17 pm

    Advice for democrats.

    I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.— Aldous Huxley


  76. Mars
    77 | June 13, 2012 9:17 pm

    @ eaglesoars:
    While in Saudi I had the chance to deal with people at both ends. While the average person was more down to earth, they were also far more committed to Islam. The nobles paid far more lip service, while the “lessers” were far more willing to act.

    The problem is that when the young nobles fall in with the Imams and have the money and backing to make their nightmares come true.

    One of the nicest guys I met in Saudi was a prince that must have stood damn near 7 feet tall, had an English wife, and spoke perfect English. Most of the other Saudi men I met were short, creepy looking guys.

    And to a man, every Imam, or mutt (mutaween) I met in Saudi was a creep, bully, and fiend.


  77. mawskrat
    78 | June 13, 2012 9:18 pm

    I hope every one had a great day here


  78. 79 | June 13, 2012 9:22 pm

    Look out everyone, find a place to duck and cover and ride the storm out… Looks like their is some heavy duty incoming on the way….


    GOP Sen. John Cornyn Says Holder Not All That Bright, “I Have Not Been Impressed With His Intelligence”…


  79. eaglesoars
    80 | June 13, 2012 9:26 pm

    Mars wrote:

    One of the nicest guys I met in Saudi was a prince that must have stood damn near 7 feet tall, had an English wife, and spoke perfect English

    Was her name Carrie or Carolyn?


  80. 81 | June 13, 2012 9:30 pm

    @ m:
    I thought Obama’s numbers were slipping in the world. Stupid French. Of course they just elected an Obama clone, a socialist who thinks he can spend France into prosperity. Stupid, stupid French.

    @ Macker:
    Maybe I’m thinking of a different Uhura.

    The start of 2267 marked Uhura’s stint on Enterprise with being complimented as a Nubian (of ancient Egypt) by the Q called Trelane. (TOS episode: “The Squire of Gothos”)

    Nerds need to get their stories straight.


  81. Mars
    82 | June 13, 2012 9:30 pm

    Not sure, about 5’5″, blonde, and really nice. It’s been many years.


  82. 83 | June 13, 2012 9:32 pm


  83. eaglesoars
    84 | June 13, 2012 9:32 pm

    Mars wrote:

    Not sure, about 5’5″, blonde, and really nice. It’s been many years.

    She would be about 60 yrs old now?


  84. eaglesoars
    85 | June 13, 2012 9:37 pm

    gotta go. Hubby’s home after a long day.


  85. Mars
    86 | June 13, 2012 9:49 pm

    @ eaglesoars:
    Could be. It was in 91, and she was in her 40′s.


  86. Mars
    87 | June 13, 2012 9:50 pm

    @ Mars:
    I only met them one time in Riyadh.


  87. 88 | June 13, 2012 9:58 pm

    HBO puts George Bush’s head on a pike in Game of Thrones. I love those books, hows the series?


  88. 89 | June 13, 2012 10:08 pm

    For the record I tried to get Seti on the show. He never responded to my emails.


  89. darkwords
    90 | June 13, 2012 10:17 pm

    @ 89 Rancher: Series was great until i read the books lol. Then just ok.


  90. 91 | June 13, 2012 10:36 pm

    Detroit has a mall?


  91. m
    92 | June 13, 2012 10:54 pm

    LILY!


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