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Chances Are

by Bunk X ( 46 Comments › )
Filed under Diary of Daedalus, Humor, LGF, OOT, Open thread at June 19th, 2012 - 9:30 pm


Chances are ’cause I wear a silly grin,
The moment you come into view;
Chances are you think that I’m in love with you.
Just because my composure sort of slips
The moment that your blog meets mine;
Chances are you think my mug’s worth posting on

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46 Responses to “Chances Are”
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  1. 1 | June 19, 2012 9:43 pm

    Charles Johnson’s face does that fish injustice.


  2. RIX
    2 | June 19, 2012 9:47 pm

    The Johnson fish is a prehistotric parasite that
    lives off of the younger schooling fish.


  3. darkwords
    3 | June 19, 2012 9:50 pm

    So that is what a Little Green Football does to you.

    Don’t want one if it doesn’t improve the chances with the women.


  4. brookly red
    4 | June 19, 2012 9:51 pm

    I like the one where the moon changes into Jackie Gleason…


  5. rain of lead
    5 | June 19, 2012 9:51 pm

    ick
    just got the tank off the toilet so I can paint behind it
    gonna need new bolts and gaskets :-(


  6. brookly red
    6 | June 19, 2012 9:53 pm

    darkwords wrote:

    So that is what a Little Green Football does to you.

    Don’t want one if it doesn’t improve the chances with the women.

    /no that’s little BLUE football your thinking of …


  7. rain of lead
    7 | June 19, 2012 9:54 pm

    and I’m out of beer
    hmmmm
    B ee rr un

    BEERRUN!


  8. darkwords
    8 | June 19, 2012 9:54 pm

    @ brookly red: I’m just your setup nic.


  9. brookly red
    9 | June 19, 2012 9:54 pm

    rain of lead wrote:

    ick
    just got the tank off the toilet so I can paint behind it
    gonna need new bolts and gaskets

    /wait you did that yourself without the help of the gubermint? dang.


  10. Bumr50
    10 | June 19, 2012 9:56 pm

    @ rain of lead:

    Don’t forget the bolts and gaskets!!


  11. brookly red
    11 | June 19, 2012 9:56 pm

    darkwords wrote:

    @ brookly red: I’m just your setup nic.

    hey you get the credit for the assist in the record books… it’s all about team work.


  12. Da_Beerfreak
    12 | June 19, 2012 9:57 pm

    rain of lead wrote:

    ick
    just got the tank off the toilet so I can paint behind it
    gonna need new bolts and gaskets

    You really shouldn’t reuse the tank gasket in the first place. New hardware is cheap insurance if you have to take it apart again in the future. :grin:


  13. rain of lead
    13 | June 19, 2012 9:58 pm

    @ Bumr50:

    nah
    I’ll get those tomorrow
    still got to get the walls painted
    doing that tomorrow night
    Might get the cutting in done tonight
    maybe
    goal is to finish the trim tonite


  14. brookly red
    14 | June 19, 2012 10:00 pm

    darkwords wrote:

    So that is what a Little Green Football does to you.

    Don’t want one if it doesn’t improve the chances with the women.

    hey you can work it…


  15. rain of lead
    15 | June 19, 2012 10:01 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    rain of lead wrote:

    ick
    just got the tank off the toilet so I can paint behind it
    gonna need new bolts and gaskets

    /wait you did that yourself without the help of the gubermint? dang.

    had to go to a gubmint website and watch a how-to vid
    and then check the toilets feelings to see how it felt about the whole thing
    /


  16. darkwords
    16 | June 19, 2012 10:01 pm

    I was impressed by this kid also.

    Seems like his work is worthy of many prizes.


  17. 17 | June 19, 2012 10:03 pm

    @ rain of lead:

    Yuck!


  18. darkwords
    18 | June 19, 2012 10:04 pm

    @ darkwords:

    His earlier projects were pretty brilliant too. It won’t be long at all before this charming kid is an evil One Percenter. Such a shame.

    comment from blog.. so true.


  19. rain of lead
    19 | June 19, 2012 10:04 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ rain of lead:

    Yuck!

    have I mentioned how much I hate to paint


  20. brookly red
    20 | June 19, 2012 10:05 pm

    rain of lead wrote:

    brookly red wrote:

    rain of lead wrote:

    ick
    just got the tank off the toilet so I can paint behind it
    gonna need new bolts and gaskets

    /wait you did that yourself without the help of the gubermint? dang.

    had to go to a gubmint website and watch a how-to vid
    and then check the toilets feelings to see how it felt about the whole thing
    /

    I used to care… I was really upset when my tank called me a raaaacist. Damn, but I replaced her with a low maintenance Chinese flushometer and been a happy man ever since.


  21. RIX
    21 | June 19, 2012 10:05 pm

    Good night all, sleep well.
    This has all been a bad dream. When yuo wake up
    Barack Obama will not be president. Reagan will
    be president & we will all be younger.
    That’s it, I’m going with that.


  22. Bumr50
    23 | June 19, 2012 10:14 pm

    @ brookly red:

    He’s a serial liar.


  23. huckfunn
    24 | June 19, 2012 10:21 pm

    rain of lead wrote:

    Rodan wrote:

    @ rain of lead:

    Yuck!

    have I mentioned how much I hate to paint

    You need to do it right. Unbolt that throne from the floor, replace the wax ring, get all of that grunge out from underneath and replace the old bolts with new stainless. There’s a good lad.


  24. Alberta Oil Peon
    25 | June 19, 2012 10:21 pm

    @ rain of lead:
    You need to trade it in on an OWS toilet. They come with flashing lights, sirens, and shotguns.


  25. huckfunn
    26 | June 19, 2012 10:22 pm

    Alberta Oil Peon wrote:

    @ rain of lead:
    You need to trade it in on an OWS toilet. They come with flashing lights, sirens, and shotguns.

    … and a rape kit.


  26. huckfunn
    27 | June 19, 2012 10:25 pm

    @ brookly red:
    @ Bumr50:
    I was just reading that. No surprise there. His family history is as composite as his girlfriends.


  27. rain of lead
    28 | June 19, 2012 10:28 pm

    beer run complete
    once I get some fuel in me I shall resume the painting


  28. rain of lead
    29 | June 19, 2012 10:30 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    rain of lead wrote:

    Rodan wrote:

    @ rain of lead:

    Yuck!

    have I mentioned how much I hate to paint

    You need to do it right. Unbolt that throne from the floor, replace the wax ring, get all of that grunge out from underneath and replace the old bolts with new stainless. There’s a good lad.

    *blink**blink*
    are you out of your freaking mind?
    maybe you think I’m out of mine

    that is not gonna happen


  29. Alberta Oil Peon
    30 | June 19, 2012 10:31 pm

    @ Bumr50:
    Now, now! Barack Hussein Obama has a very high regard for the truth. So high, in fact, that he never ever uses it, except when absolutely necessary.


  30. huckfunn
    31 | June 19, 2012 10:39 pm

    rain of lead wrote:

    huckfunn wrote:

    rain of lead wrote:

    Rodan wrote:

    @ rain of lead:

    Yuck!

    have I mentioned how much I hate to paint

    You need to do it right. Unbolt that throne from the floor, replace the wax ring, get all of that grunge out from underneath and replace the old bolts with new stainless. There’s a good lad.

    *blink**blink*
    are you out of your freaking mind?
    maybe you think I’m out of mine

    that is not gonna happen

    Heh. I’ve done that complete operation at least twice on every toilet in several different houses. It will make you a better person. Look what it did for me. :grin:


  31. Da_Beerfreak
    32 | June 19, 2012 10:43 pm

    EDITORIAL: Egypt’s coup: It’s about time :twisted:

    The soft coup in Egypt over the past week shouldn’t have surprised anyone. The only reason it wasn’t harder and faster was because the secularist generals know the Muslim Brotherhood has a friend in the White House.


  32. mfhorn
    33 | June 19, 2012 10:56 pm

    @ RIX:

    Zombie Reagan 2012

    He may be undead, but at least he’s not Obama.


  33. 34 | June 19, 2012 11:43 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    I like the one where the moon changes into Jackie Gleason…

    This one’s kinda close.


  34. 35 | June 19, 2012 11:51 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    but I replaced her with a low maintenance Chinese flushometer and been a happy man ever since.

    Is it a Hunan tank? You damn racists… Get off Chunkels the clowns blog….


  35. rain of lead
    36 | June 20, 2012 12:21 am

    whew
    1st round of trim painting complete
    once it dries I will decide if it needs a 2nd coat or not
    I think the doors might though :-(


  36. rain of lead
    37 | June 20, 2012 12:52 am

    one more post then back to work
    rodan or any other admins
    this needs to be followed and maybe it’s own thread

    Son of Hamas Co-Founder To Make Film Telling “The Truth” About Mohammed And His Penchant For “Violence”…

    Ramallah-born Mosab Hassan Yousef has made enough enemies in the Palestinian territories to last a lifetime. The eldest son of Sheikh Hassan Yousef, one of the founders of Hamas, spent his early years as a Hamas activist and went through more than a few stints in Israeli prison.

    But for ten years, Yousef was “the Green Prince,” a code name given to him by the Shin Bet (Israel Security Agency), with whom he worked to prevent dozens of terrorist attacks during the second intifada, saving hundreds of Israeli lives.

    Now 34, Yousef is a devout Christian who is open about his faith as well as his pessimism for the future of peace in the Middle East. [...]

    But Yousef, whose family disowned him, was not cowed by the enemies he created during his public revelation of his years as a Shin Bet double agent. Now, he is taking on an even bigger challenge: a movie depicting the life of Muhammad, Islam’s holiest prophet.

    He is working with Israeli film producer and actor Sam Feuer. Feuer played the role of Yosef Romano in the film Munich and is releasing the movie The First Grader in the fall. Feuer will produce both a feature film adaptation of Son of Hamas as well as the Muhammad movie, and insists that the film will be a “historical account” faithful to Muslim texts.

    But Yousef and Feuer insisted they are not frightened by the possibility of violence surrounding the film. Yousef frequently brushed off questions about his personal safety, especially in light of his decision to visit Israel as a guest of Likud MK Ayoub Kara. “I feel very safe,” he said repeatedly.

    Yousef said the film would be a historical depiction of Muhammad’s life as told through Ibn Ishaq, an Arab historian from the eighth century who is believed to be one of the most reliable biographers of the prophet. Feuer said the movie has already interested sponsors and a major screenwriter who is in the process of creating the script.

    *****
    ok
    this is gonna end well
    but I have popcorn ready anyway


  37. AZfederalist
    38 | June 20, 2012 1:14 am

    brookly red wrote:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161817/Obamas-grandfather-Stanley-Armour-Dunham-tortured-British.html

    this is kinda funny

    You know, it might have been kind of useful if the “journalists” during the 2008 campaign had maybe paid some attention to some of Jugear’s past rather than sending a legion of their ranks to Alaska to probe the propriety of Sarah Palin obtaining a treadmill in the governor’s office.

    Vetting Jugears about 4 years too late, after the US citizens have had to vet his abilities while he is screwing up in office.


  38. rain of lead
    39 | June 20, 2012 2:17 am

    whew
    well done for the night
    doors and trim have two coats of pain(t) and look quite nice
    tomorrow is cut in and paint behind the toilet so I can get it back together


  39. Guggi
    40 | June 20, 2012 2:26 am

    brookly red wrote:

    this is kinda funny

    Business as usual, lefties always fake their own history to impress people. Remember Rigoberta Menchu or Betty Friedan ?


  40. 41 | June 20, 2012 5:23 am

    Good morning everyone. Pictures are ready…slowly catching up.


  41. Guggi
    42 | June 20, 2012 6:47 am

    brookly red wrote:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161817/Obamas-grandfather-Stanley-Armour-Dunham-tortured-British.html
    this is kinda funny

    From a review of the book at Amazon.com

    And the author does explain those discrepancies.
    One of Obama’s habits was, and remains, making up stuff to suit his needs. An example of this tendency was the “minor case of literary license involving Obama’s memoir; the few paragraphs he devoted to his experiences at B.I. and his descriptions of the office atmosphere were seen as distortions and misrepresentations by many of the people who had worked with him.

    ” His job behind enemy lines working for the business community so annoyed him that he gave up his office, his private secretary, his suit and tie and returned to the public sector. He makes a big point of this in his memoirs, but according to fellow workers, Obama’s job helping edit business newsletters was as one of several clerks working in a back room in casual dress, no secretary and no fancy office. “Obama’s office was the size of a cubicle, barely large enough to fit a desk, and faced an interior hallway: He had no secretary, and the dress code was informal; people in his position rarely if ever wore suits.”


  42. 43 | June 20, 2012 8:03 am

    @ Guggi:

    Apparently, no one bothered to read his books or felt that quoting his own published words would be construed as “racist” or dirty politics. I know McCain was cowed by the race thing, but Hillary could have done this with impunity. It’s all quite incredible.


  43. Guggi
    44 | June 20, 2012 8:13 am

    @ MacDuff:

    He is an impostor, liar, a show off, a dazzler and an intellectual fraud.


  44. 45 | June 20, 2012 9:57 am

    Guggi wrote:

    @ MacDuff:

    He is an impostor, liar, a show off, a dazzler and an intellectual fraud.

    Yep, he’s all that and more!


  45. EBL
    46 | June 20, 2012 10:13 am

    Chuckles notices one of my posts!


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