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Blue Lobster found near Ocean City, MD

by Rodan ( 146 Comments › )
Filed under Open thread at June 20th, 2012 - 8:00 pm

I have many fond memories of Ocean City, Maryland. Back in the early 90′s I did a few DJ gigs there. I traveled there many times afterwards to enjoy the beach and party scene. They have awesome seafood as well. One of the recent catches was a Blue Lobster.

OCEAN CITY, Md. (WJZ) — A group of Maryland watermen make a rare catch off the coast of Ocean City: a lobster that is bright blue!

Mary Bubala explains he’s become an overnight sensation and is now headed for a life of fame.

It was a routine day on the water for the crew of the Pot Luck out of west Ocean City. But when the day’s catch is in, it’s anything but routine. A bright blue lobster was mixed in among its red and brown brothers and sisters. It’s a genetic pigment mutation thought to only occur in one of every two million lobsters.

The boat’s captain, John Gourley, and mate Tim Aulinskis knew they had something special. The crew of the Pot Luck brought the lobster–who they nicknamed Toby–from 100 miles off the Ocean City coast all the way back to Martin Fish Company, where he’s become a celebrity overnight.

That’s a gorgeous Lobster. I would not kill or eat it, but keep it as a pet.

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146 Responses to “Blue Lobster found near Ocean City, MD”
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  1. heysoos
    1 | June 20, 2012 8:06 pm

    I think lobster is the most over hyped food since Beef-O-Roni


  2. brookly red
    2 | June 20, 2012 8:07 pm

    and people say there is no blue food…


  3. brookly red
    3 | June 20, 2012 8:07 pm

    heysoos wrote:

    I think lobster is the most over hyped food since Beef-O-Roni

    more for me


  4. buzzsawmonkey
    4 | June 20, 2012 8:08 pm

    I got the blues
    I got the blues
    I got the Ocean City blue lobster blues
    It’s the weirdest color lobster that I ever ate
    But after all, Maryland is a real blue state
    Blues, I got the blues
    Politics in the seafood I choose
    Had a contract with the restaurant, but it gives me pause
    ‘Cause I didn’t carefully read all of the lobster clause
    Oh, I’ve got the Ocean City blue lobster blues
    (Some blues)


  5. heysoos
    5 | June 20, 2012 8:09 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    heysoos wrote:
    I think lobster is the most over hyped food since Beef-O-Roni

    more for me

    yeah, no kidding…you can have it, put it on your pizza


  6. 6 | June 20, 2012 8:11 pm

    @ buzzsawmonkey:

    :lol:


  7. 7 | June 20, 2012 8:11 pm

    @ heysoos:

    I don’t eat Lobsters. I just think this is interesting to see a Blue Lobster.


  8. 8 | June 20, 2012 8:12 pm

    I recall a George Carlin routine about the lack of “blue food”….blueberries don’t count because they’re purple. :)


  9. citizen_q
    9 | June 20, 2012 8:14 pm

    It’s a democrat?

    /


  10. heysoos
    10 | June 20, 2012 8:15 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ heysoos:
    I don’t eat Lobsters. I just think this is interesting to see a Blue Lobster.

    it is…who knew that lobsters were all liberals…really tho, a bunch of crayfish make the difference…lobster is for out of touch elitists…lobster is for commies


  11. 11 | June 20, 2012 8:16 pm

    @ MacDuff:

    I never saw a Blue Lobster until I read this.


  12. buzzsawmonkey
    12 | June 20, 2012 8:16 pm

    @ citizen_q:

    Reply to you in the last thread.


  13. grambo
    13 | June 20, 2012 8:17 pm

    citizen_q wrote:

    It’s a democrat?
    /

    No worries. There are far,far more Red lobsters …..

    Sigh …..


  14. buzzsawmonkey
    14 | June 20, 2012 8:17 pm

    I never saw a blue lobster
    Except when I was dopin’
    But now that I know they are real
    I’d like to crack ‘em open


  15. brookly red
    15 | June 20, 2012 8:18 pm

    citizen_q wrote:

    It’s a democrat?

    /

    well it is a spineless bottom feeding creature that exists only to have it’s ass dipped in butter… yes it just might be a democrat


  16. 16 | June 20, 2012 8:18 pm

    @ heysoos:

    Maybe its Charles Johnson!


  17. brookly red
    17 | June 20, 2012 8:20 pm

    heysoos wrote:

    Rodan wrote:

    @ heysoos:
    I don’t eat Lobsters. I just think this is interesting to see a Blue Lobster.

    it is…who knew that lobsters were all liberals…really tho, a bunch of crayfish make the difference…lobster is for out of touch elitists…lobster is for commies

    please pass the lemon comrade…


  18. heysoos
    18 | June 20, 2012 8:21 pm

    I never understood the mystique about lobster, maybe because I grew up in fish heaven…lobster is a Jersey gangster food, over rated and over priced…give me a bass anyday


  19. 19 | June 20, 2012 8:22 pm

    @ heysoos:

    I prefer fish myself.


  20. Dolphin
    20 | June 20, 2012 8:23 pm

    I will eat lobster, this one not so much. Also not so much, a lobster I have to pay for.

    King Crab -- I will eat ALL day long (and pay good money for). Yum. Making my mouth water.


  21. heysoos
    21 | June 20, 2012 8:23 pm

    Fish Sticks get no respect


  22. brookly red
    22 | June 20, 2012 8:24 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ heysoos:

    I prefer fish myself.

    scallops… will kill for scallops


  23. brookly red
    23 | June 20, 2012 8:25 pm

    Dolphin wrote:

    I will eat lobster, this one not so much. Also not so much, a lobster I have to pay for.

    King Crab – I will eat ALL day long (and pay good money for). Yum. Making my mouth water.

    it’s soft shell season… oh yeah


  24. heysoos
    24 | June 20, 2012 8:26 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ heysoos:
    I prefer fish myself.

    really…do these lobster rubes have any sense at all?…no


  25. buzzsawmonkey
    25 | June 20, 2012 8:26 pm

    heysoos wrote:

    Fish Sticks get no respect

    Too many fish in the Styx
    Yeah yeah yeah
    Too many fish in the Styx


  26. heysoos
    26 | June 20, 2012 8:27 pm

    click click…
    It’s coming for you


  27. 27 | June 20, 2012 8:28 pm

    @ buzzsawmonkey:

    Domo Arigato!


  28. buzzsawmonkey
    28 | June 20, 2012 8:29 pm

    A friend of mine told me some months ago that a Boston apprenticeship indenture dating from Colonial times specified that the master could not feed his apprentice(s) lobster more than three times a week, or he would suffer penalties.

    Lobster back then was a cheap food, easily caught, and left to themselves masters would have fed their apprentices on it constantly rather than spend money on something more expensive.


  29. heysoos
    29 | June 20, 2012 8:30 pm

    trying to find some lobster rock…wait one


  30. buzzsawmonkey
    30 | June 20, 2012 8:30 pm

    “How do you make a fire in the ocean?”

    “Easy. Rub two fish sticks together.”


  31. brookly red
    31 | June 20, 2012 8:31 pm

    heysoos wrote:

    trying to find some lobster rock…wait one

    googel B 52′s…


  32. citizen_q
    32 | June 20, 2012 8:34 pm

    @ buzzsawmonkey:
    Thank you, I have responded.


  33. brookly red
    33 | June 20, 2012 8:35 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    A friend of mine told me some months ago that a Boston apprenticeship indenture dating from Colonial times specified that the master could not feed his apprentice(s) lobster more than three times a week, or he would suffer penalties.

    Lobster back then was a cheap food, easily caught, and left to themselves masters would have fed their apprentices on it constantly rather than spend money on something more expensive.

    that is true… lobster was at one time very lowly


  34. Dolphin
    34 | June 20, 2012 8:38 pm

    For some stupid reason this post reminds me of this..

    Years ago I was visiting my aunt in Corpus Christie; we were watching Lonesome Dove and I was laying on the couch. Something caught my eye on my chest and I recognized it as a scorpion. I jumped up and brushed it off in on fluid move. It was a tiny sucker, less than 1″. The scorpion was never found and my aunt and her bf denied that it could have been. I had never seen on in “real” life and told them -- “well, I saw what I saw”. Left and went back to the valley (Rio) and Aunt has to call me a week later and apologize because the had found a nest in the bottom of their laundry basket.

    My one and only encounter with a scorpion.


  35. 35 | June 20, 2012 8:44 pm

    @ Dolphin:

    The smaller the Scorpion, the more deadly it is I read.


  36. brookly red
    36 | June 20, 2012 8:47 pm

    OK should I order the shrimp parmigiana or go for sushi?


  37. NoThreat2U
    37 | June 20, 2012 8:47 pm

    I admit, I am one of the elite who likes to eat lobster. But bugs I cannot tolerate.


  38. NoThreat2U
    38 | June 20, 2012 8:48 pm

    @ brookly red:
    Get the shrimp. Damn that sounds good.


  39. buzzsawmonkey
    39 | June 20, 2012 8:51 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    Get the shrimp.

    Gracie Allen: Oh, I love to fish. My girlfriend and I went fishing last week, out on a boat. She hooked a mackerel, and I hooked a man-eating shrimp.

    George Burns: You hooked a man-eating shrimp?

    Gracie Allen: Yeah, the boat was going past a pier, and there was a man on the pier eating shrimp.

    George Burns: And you hooked him?

    Gracie Allen: And I hooked him.


  40. buzzsawmonkey
    40 | June 20, 2012 8:52 pm

    OT: The Most Arrogant Man in the World.


  41. 41 | June 20, 2012 8:54 pm

    I don’t like fish but lobster is great. Maybe because I live in a desert.


  42. NoThreat2U
    42 | June 20, 2012 8:55 pm

    @ buzzsawmonkey:
    LOL LOL LOL


  43. brookly red
    43 | June 20, 2012 8:55 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ brookly red:
    Get the shrimp. Damn that sounds good.

    OH, huge wild caught shrimp, breaded and flash fried, served in a spicy, chunky red sauce with fresh mozzarella melted over it served on linguine and a side of sauteed broccoli rabe… comes w/garlic bread & I got beer, sounds good?


  44. 44 | June 20, 2012 8:56 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Dolphin:
    The smaller the Scorpion, the more deadly it is I read.

    The ones here are about twice as big as an ant.


  45. waldensianspirit
    45 | June 20, 2012 8:57 pm

    I suspect the Japanese


  46. 46 | June 20, 2012 8:59 pm

    We’ll be heading for a tiny lobster fishing island in Maine in a few weeks, and boy, oh boy I can’t wait! Lobster, beer, peace, quiet, fresh air and 500 miles away from Brooklyn. :)


  47. buzzsawmonkey
    47 | June 20, 2012 9:00 pm

    Sushi queue
    Oh, sushi queue
    Sushi queue, I’ll gladly wait in you
    Sushi queue


  48. 48 | June 20, 2012 9:01 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    A friend of mine told me some months ago that a Boston apprenticeship indenture dating from Colonial times specified that the master could not feed his apprentice(s) lobster more than three times a week, or he would suffer penalties.
    Lobster back then was a cheap food, easily caught, and left to themselves masters would have fed their apprentices on it constantly rather than spend money on something more expensive.

    It was so cheap they used it as fertilizer. One can get tired of too much lobster, it’s so rich. The claws are the best part IMHO.


  49. brookly red
    49 | June 20, 2012 9:01 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    We’ll be heading for a tiny lobster fishing island in Maine in a few weeks, and boy, oh boy I can’t wait! Lobster, beer, peace, quiet, fresh air and 500 miles away from Brooklyn.

    /bitch.


  50. 50 | June 20, 2012 9:02 pm

    Dolphin wrote:

    My one and only encounter with a scorpion

    Let’s hope it’s your last. That WOULD FREAK ME OUT, bad.


  51. brookly red
    51 | June 20, 2012 9:03 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    A friend of mine told me some months ago that a Boston apprenticeship indenture dating from Colonial times specified that the master could not feed his apprentice(s) lobster more than three times a week, or he would suffer penalties.
    Lobster back then was a cheap food, easily caught, and left to themselves masters would have fed their apprentices on it constantly rather than spend money on something more expensive.

    It was so cheap they used it as fertilizer. One can get tired of too much lobster, it’s so rich. The claws are the best part IMHO.

    ever go to Francisco’s on 23rd st?


  52. NoThreat2U
    52 | June 20, 2012 9:03 pm

    @ brookly red:
    Yer killing me hear!!!!!! What I have been craving lately is Joe’s Crab Shack Steamer Pots. Lobster with all the fixings. Yum! If you do get the shrimp, think of me. lol


  53. 53 | June 20, 2012 9:04 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    One can get tired of too much lobster

    You can have too much of anything except steak, lamb, beans, chili, and beer.


  54. brookly red
    54 | June 20, 2012 9:05 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ brookly red:
    Yer killing me hear!!!!!! What I have been craving lately is Joe’s Crab Shack Steamer Pots. Lobster with all the fixings. Yum! If you do get the shrimp, think of me. lol

    yeah I got the shrimps…


  55. NoThreat2U
    55 | June 20, 2012 9:06 pm

    @ Urban Infidel:
    I personally prefer the tail. Also love me some king crab legs. Oh, and oysters with horseradish. I should stop now.


  56. 56 | June 20, 2012 9:06 pm

    @ Rancher:

    I can imagine!


  57. 57 | June 20, 2012 9:06 pm

    Lobster has next to no flavor, that’s why we slather it in butter and garlic.

    More rare than the blue lobster are orange lobsters. Saw a story where a restaurant got a shipment that included five orange ones.


  58. NoThreat2U
    58 | June 20, 2012 9:06 pm

    @ brookly red:
    Most excellent choice. Enjoy!!!


  59. buzzsawmonkey
    59 | June 20, 2012 9:07 pm

    Rancher wrote:

    You can have too much of anything except steak, lamb, beans, chili, and beer.

    You can even have too much of nothing.


  60. 60 | June 20, 2012 9:07 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    /bitch.

    Yup! Can’t get away from this borough fast enough. I’ll be celebrating my 50th birthday with my sweetheart and his half uncle and his gal up on top of their mountaintop on Penobscot Bay. The view is unbelievable! They’re both UFO fanatics so we’ll be awaiting the mother ship! I can’t think of a better way to spend it. They may be a little nuts or eccentric that’s okay. But at least they know that Obama is a treacherous traitorous lying sack of crap who should be frogmarched outta the Oval office in cuffs.


  61. Dolphin
    61 | June 20, 2012 9:08 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    LOL -- especially for me the stink bugs. LOL. I will deal with black widows, cotton mouths, etc (as long as they are not parasites; flees, mosquitoes, bedbugs etc.). Anything that feeds on me -- its gotta go.


  62. 62 | June 20, 2012 9:08 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    ever go to Francisco’s on 23rd st?

    No I haven’t. Is it good?


  63. brookly red
    63 | June 20, 2012 9:08 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    I personally prefer the tail. Also love me some king crab legs. Oh, and oysters with horseradish. I should stop now.

    no, go for it…


  64. 64 | June 20, 2012 9:10 pm


  65. 65 | June 20, 2012 9:10 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    I personally prefer the tail. Also love me some king crab legs. Oh, and oysters with horseradish. I should stop now.

    I find the tail can be a little tough. The claws are these tender little morsels that just reach out to your tongue and say ‘Hello!’. :) I say they should breed lobsters with six claws. Yum!


  66. brookly red
    66 | June 20, 2012 9:10 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    brookly red wrote:

    ever go to Francisco’s on 23rd st?

    No I haven’t. Is it good?

    It is my fave http://franciscoscentrovasco.com/ the sangria is deadly be careful.


  67. brookly red
    67 | June 20, 2012 9:12 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    I personally prefer the tail. Also love me some king crab legs. Oh, and oysters with horseradish. I should stop now.

    I find the tail can be a little tough. The claws are these tender little morsels that just reach out to your tongue and say ‘Hello!’. I say they should breed lobsters with six claws. Yum!

    my lotto fantasy is to have a lobster farm…


  68. buzzsawmonkey
    68 | June 20, 2012 9:13 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    I say they should breed lobsters with six claws.

    Genetic engineering! Genetic engineering!

    Next thing you know, they’ll be training them to sniff out underwear bombers and defuse the bombs with their giant claws…


  69. NoThreat2U
    69 | June 20, 2012 9:13 pm

    @ Dolphin:
    I hate spiders! I prefer to be able to see something that might kill me. I had all the kids freaking out at a graduation party recently because my son found a tiny snake and I wanted to keep it.

    @ brookly red:
    I am just torturing myself with all the seafood talk. lol Not a fan of kalimari though. It’s like trying to chew a rubber band. lol


  70. NoThreat2U
    70 | June 20, 2012 9:14 pm

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Six claws??? lol You really do like the claw meat!


  71. buzzsawmonkey
  72. brookly red
    72 | June 20, 2012 9:16 pm

    sea food rocks…


  73. brookly red
    73 | June 20, 2012 9:18 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Mark Levin explains how the House should proceed.

    much love for Mark


  74. 74 | June 20, 2012 9:18 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    my lotto fantasy is to have a lobster farm…

    Behold a Stonington lobster roll. The only way it could have been better were if the bun was pan-toasted in pure butter. It melts in your mouth….


  75. brookly red
    75 | June 20, 2012 9:19 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Six claws??? lol You really do like the claw meat!

    claws are the best….


  76. buzzsawmonkey
    76 | June 20, 2012 9:20 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    sea food rocks…

    Well, you know what Fats Waller says…


  77. 77 | June 20, 2012 9:20 pm

    No lobster thread would be complete without the B-52s


  78. brookly red
    78 | June 20, 2012 9:20 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    brookly red wrote:

    my lotto fantasy is to have a lobster farm…

    Behold a Stonington lobster roll. The only way it could have been better were if the bun was pan-toasted in pure butter. It melts in your mouth….

    darn… McAfee blocked that site?

    but you will love franciscos…


  79. brookly red
    79 | June 20, 2012 9:21 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    No lobster thread would be complete without the B-52s

    they played our Halloween party in 79


  80. NoThreat2U
    80 | June 20, 2012 9:24 pm

    @ Urban Infidel:
    *drool*

    @ brookly red:
    I do agree it is the tenderest and sweetest part, but I love a good grilled lobster tail too.


  81. 81 | June 20, 2012 9:24 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    You can even have too much of nothing.

    Is that why Seinfeld quit?


  82. brookly red
    82 | June 20, 2012 9:26 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    *drool*

    @ brookly red:
    I do agree it is the tenderest and sweetest part, but I love a good grilled lobster tail too.

    lobster is good, i pick it apart like it personally offended me, and then boil down the carcass for stock.


  83. 83 | June 20, 2012 9:27 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    they played our Halloween party in 79

    That’s very cool! Just listened to that song in the video again. It really was good!


  84. NoThreat2U
  85. brookly red
    85 | June 20, 2012 9:29 pm

    To those who don’t know seafood works on a lunar cycle…a day or two before the full moon it is at it’s best… lobster caviar anyone?


  86. 86 | June 20, 2012 9:30 pm

    HEAT WAVE: SUPREME COURT MAY REVEAL OBAMACARE VERDICT TOMORROW…
    Or issue AZ immigration ruling… Developing…

    Up on Drudge… the suspense!


  87. NoThreat2U
    87 | June 20, 2012 9:31 pm

    @ brookly red:
    LOL That is funny. Me I just leave remnants…unidentifiable remnants. They look like fossils when I am done.


  88. 88 | June 20, 2012 9:31 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Mark Levin explains how the House should proceed.

    In this case, the exercise of Executive Privilege seems, in its timing and over-inclusiveness, to be nothing less than a political delaying tactic to prevent exposure of wrongdoing and incompetence that resulted in the murder of a American law enforcement agent and injury and death of many others.

    The timing is especially telling, last minute and they decided to play this card? Executive privelege usually comes out when the request is first made, if it’s legit.


  89. NoThreat2U
    89 | June 20, 2012 9:32 pm

    @ brookly red:
    Lobster caviar? Really? Never heard of it.


  90. brookly red
    90 | June 20, 2012 9:34 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ brookly red:
    LOL That is funny. Me I just leave remnants…unidentifiable remnants. They look like fossils when I am done.

    try saving the “remains” for stock if you like chicken noodle soup you will love lobster noodle soup.


  91. brookly red
    91 | June 20, 2012 9:36 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ brookly red:
    Lobster caviar? Really? Never heard of it.

    Roe… lobsters lay eggs, so do crabs. if you get one (female) just before the full moon much eggs.


  92. 92 | June 20, 2012 9:36 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    lobster noodle soup

    That does sound good.


  93. NoThreat2U
    93 | June 20, 2012 9:36 pm

    @ brookly red:
    I wouldn’t think there would be enough fat on lobster for stock. I will have to keep that in mind.


  94. NoThreat2U
    94 | June 20, 2012 9:38 pm

    @ brookly red:
    I would probably have to go into the city for some really fresh live lobster. Still kinda surprised they use the eggs for caviar. Interesing.


  95. brookly red
    95 | June 20, 2012 9:38 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ brookly red:
    I wouldn’t think there would be enough fat on lobster for stock. I will have to keep that in mind.

    well it’s not really fat it’s more like soup bones…


  96. Dolphin
    96 | June 20, 2012 9:39 pm

    @ NoThreat2U:
    We have a good friend (refer to him as a brother); he is a professional exterminator. He and hubby found a large black widow in the garage. They came and got me knowing I was a big photographer to see if I wanted to get pics of it. I did and then the debate ensued on how to kill the said black widow. It was on a web between the bumper of the truck and the garage floor. While the exterminator and hubby were debating this, I simply knocked down the web and killed the stupid spider. The exterminator friend freaked on this.

    Stupid. It is a bug less than 1″.

    I loose it with 1″ stink bugs. I think I need meds and intervention for stink bugs.


  97. brookly red
    97 | June 20, 2012 9:40 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    @ brookly red:
    I would probably have to go into the city for some really fresh live lobster. Still kinda surprised they use the eggs for caviar. Interesing.

    that funny looking red/black stuff in the tail, is actually the roe


  98. Alberta Oil Peon
    98 | June 20, 2012 9:41 pm

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Hey, maybe if you give the UFO pilots enough lobster, they will suck up Obama and his whole administration with their tractor beam. Sure couldn’t hurt to ask.


  99. 99 | June 20, 2012 9:41 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    that funny looking red/black stuff in the tail, is actually the roe

    So is it eaten raw like caviar?


  100. 100 | June 20, 2012 9:43 pm

    Alberta Oil Peon wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Hey, maybe if you give the UFO pilots enough lobster, they will suck up Obama and his whole administration with their tractor beam. Sure couldn’t hurt to ask.

    We could toss in Bloomberg to sweeten the deal.


  101. NoThreat2U
    101 | June 20, 2012 9:43 pm

    @ Dolphin:
    We had the worst stinkbug invasion here last year. So far it isn’t even a quarter as bad as it was then. Thank goodness. And good on you for getting rid of the spider. lol

    @ brookly red:
    I will keep that in mind. Learn something new everyday here :)


  102. brookly red
    102 | June 20, 2012 9:44 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    brookly red wrote:

    that funny looking red/black stuff in the tail, is actually the roe

    So is it eaten raw like caviar?

    it can be, it is delish but when you find it cooked in your lobster don’t discard it


  103. NoThreat2U
    103 | June 20, 2012 9:44 pm

    Well, it has been an interesting day here but I am getting tired. Gonna go relax and watch the Pirates take down the Twins. lol Be good yinz…talk to ya later.


  104. buzzsawmonkey
    104 | June 20, 2012 9:45 pm

    Dolphin wrote:

    We have a good friend (refer to him as a brother); he is a professional exterminator.

    He’s killed hundreds of lawyers, doctors, accountants…?


  105. 105 | June 20, 2012 9:46 pm

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    We had the worst stinkbug invasion here last year.

    I’m not sure I want to know what a stink bug is… What is it?


  106. Prebanned
    106 | June 20, 2012 9:46 pm

    I like crabs, the only lobster I ever got was surf and turf in the NAVY, I think it was overcooked.


  107. 107 | June 20, 2012 9:47 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    it can be, it is delish but when you find it cooked in your lobster don’t discard it

    Ah! Okay. I’ll try it next time.


  108. brookly red
    108 | June 20, 2012 9:47 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    Alberta Oil Peon wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Hey, maybe if you give the UFO pilots enough lobster, they will suck up Obama and his whole administration with their tractor beam. Sure couldn’t hurt to ask.

    We could toss in Bloomberg to sweeten the deal.

    and exactly why would they want Bloomy? they would probably think it an insult and leave or an offense & vaporize our brains…


  109. brookly red
    109 | June 20, 2012 9:49 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Dolphin wrote:

    We have a good friend (refer to him as a brother); he is a professional exterminator.

    He’s killed hundreds of lawyers, doctors, accountants…?

    fuck. we need doctors…


  110. 110 | June 20, 2012 9:55 pm

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Big black bug that sticks its but in the air when it thinks its been discovered. Step on it and…
    it stinks.


  111. brookly red
    111 | June 20, 2012 9:57 pm

    Rancher wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Big black bug that sticks its but in the air when it thinks its been discovered. Step on it and…
    it stinks.

    I am trying to put that in political perspective…


  112. 112 | June 20, 2012 9:58 pm

    Rancher wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Big black bug that sticks its but in the air when it thinks its been discovered. Step on it and…
    it stinks.

    Probably best not to step on it. What does it smell like?


  113. 113 | June 20, 2012 9:59 pm

    Prebanned wrote:

    I like crabs, the only lobster I ever got was surf and turf in the NAVY, I think it was overcooked.

    Then, it’s high time you had a proper lobster.


  114. 114 | June 20, 2012 10:00 pm

    Dining al fresco is one thing, but this is another!


  115. buzzsawmonkey
    115 | June 20, 2012 10:02 pm

    Mad King Yertle makes WeaselZippers.


  116. 116 | June 20, 2012 10:04 pm

    World Refugee Day, eh? Not one Jewish refugee from the Middle East. Not one Christian refugee either.


  117. 117 | June 20, 2012 10:07 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    What does it smell like?

    Like a fart. AKA fart bug or in Spanglish perrodo. A few friends of mine call their motorcycle gang Los Perrodos.


  118. 118 | June 20, 2012 10:08 pm

    Throw your hands in the air and wave ‘em like you just don’t care!


  119. 119 | June 20, 2012 10:09 pm

    Doesn’t Egypt look like a wonderful place to vacation?


  120. 120 | June 20, 2012 10:09 pm

    @ Urban Infidel:
    I’m sorry but I really need to pee.

    OK Frank, take her down!


  121. brookly red
    121 | June 20, 2012 10:09 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    World Refugee Day, eh? Not one Jewish refugee from the Middle East. Not one Christian refugee either.

    fuck the UN if I was in charge they would all be deported or imprisoned


  122. 122 | June 20, 2012 10:11 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Mad King Yertle makes WeaselZippers.

    Wow.

    Just wow.


  123. 123 | June 20, 2012 10:13 pm

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Never thought I’d be saying bless the Egyptian military.


  124. 124 | June 20, 2012 10:14 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Mad King Yertle makes WeaselZippers.

    Foster Johnson is the stinkbug of bloggers.


  125. 125 | June 20, 2012 10:15 pm

    Rancher wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    I’m sorry but I really need to pee.
    OK Frank, take her down!

    LOl!

    Or how about, ‘Here, let me get that fork you dropped ………..ahhhhhhh!……


  126. 126 | June 20, 2012 10:20 pm

    @ Urban Infidel:

    They don’t count.


  127. 127 | June 20, 2012 10:21 pm

    @ Rancher:

    They are the only thing standing in the way of the Caliphate.


  128. buzzsawmonkey
    128 | June 20, 2012 10:25 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    They are the only thing standing in the way of the Caliphate.

    Oh, don’t forget the tendency towards insane fratricide that is the hallmark of Muslim love.

    Even if there were no Egyptian military, if a caliphate were declared there would be an immediate multi-sided inter-sectarian war.


  129. 129 | June 20, 2012 10:28 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Even if there were no Egyptian military, if a caliphate were declared there would be an immediate multi-sided inter-sectarian war.

    So who rules in the caliphate? Sunni or Shiite?


  130. buzzsawmonkey
    130 | June 20, 2012 10:30 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    So who rules in the caliphate? Sunni or Shiite?

    Good question; I have no idea.

    Figure, though, it will be a Shiite hole anyway, so they might as well stick it where the Sunni don’t shine.


  131. buzzsawmonkey
    131 | June 20, 2012 10:31 pm

    Time to revive the old cigarette ad, beneath a picture of a bunch of gold-toothed throwbacks waving AKs on the back of a pickup truck; “Not a Caliph in a carload!”


  132. 132 | June 20, 2012 10:32 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Good question; I have no idea.

    It’s probably just another war a war or two away anyway.


  133. 133 | June 20, 2012 10:33 pm

    @ buzzsawmonkey:
    Or how about a Camel on a pack of CAMELS saying, “I’d walk a Mile for the Muslim Brotherhood.”


  134. darkwords
    134 | June 20, 2012 10:38 pm

    Ann Coulter

    Eric Holder lied. Brian Terry died.


  135. 135 | June 20, 2012 10:39 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    @ buzzsawmonkey:
    Or how about a Camel on a pack of CAMELS saying, “I’d walk a Mile for the Muslim Brotherhood.”

    I prefer the photo caption that is now hidden somewhere in the wilds of the intertubes that shows several United States Marine Snipers in their Gilli suit’s that says. “I’d walk a Mile to Smoke a Camel”


  136. 136 | June 20, 2012 10:40 pm

    Can’t we all just get along? :)


  137. huckfunn
    137 | June 20, 2012 10:48 pm

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Figure, though, it will be a Shiite hole anyway, so they might as well stick it where the Sunni don’t shine.

    BWAAAAHAHAHA. Now who’s gonna clean up this keyboard and monitor. L :lol: L


  138. huckfunn
    138 | June 20, 2012 11:06 pm

    Driver’s licenses for illegals. Great idea. What could possibly go wrong?
    5 New Mexico residents linked to immigrant driver’s license fraud ring

    Federal investigators say 30 people from five states were involved in a scheme using false documents to fraudulently obtain New Mexico driver’s licenses for illegal immigrants in other states.

    New Mexico and Washington state are the only states that allow illegal immigrants to obtain the same driver’s license as a U.S. citizen, but proof of a local address is required.

    The indictment unsealed late Tuesday said the New Mexico residents would help people in South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia and Georgia get the licenses.

    “It was part of the conspiracy that individuals who were in the country illegally … and not residents of New Mexico, would obtain driver’s licenses from New Mexico using false documents and through false representations,” the indictment said.

    About 92,000 foreign national licenses have been issued in New Mexico since 2003. Out of those, only 16,000 license holders filed a state income tax return this year, officials say.


  139. EBL
    139 | June 20, 2012 11:06 pm

    We have to get these kids together!

    Let’s Go Mets!


  140. Lily
    140 | June 20, 2012 11:17 pm

    Urban Infidel wrote:

    NoThreat2U wrote:

    We had the worst stinkbug invasion here last year.

    I’m not sure I want to know what a stink bug is… What is it?

    When you kill it, it stinks to high heaven.


  141. Lily
    141 | June 20, 2012 11:25 pm

    Rancher wrote:

    @ Urban Infidel:
    Never thought I’d be saying bless the Egyptian military.

    They are handing Egypt over to the Muslim Brotherhood. The military isn’t going to stop the decline.


  142. EBL
    142 | June 20, 2012 11:48 pm

    It is a sign from God…


  143. EBL
    143 | June 20, 2012 11:49 pm

    @ Lily: The Muslim Brotherhood will fail, but they will cause a lot of harm in the interim.


  144. EBL
    144 | June 20, 2012 11:51 pm

    @ Lily:

    Isn’t it ironic that Rick Santorum is just considered horrible by the left, but they readily embrace religious extremists like the Muslim Brotherhood. Why is that?


  145. Prebanned
    145 | June 21, 2012 8:28 am

    @ EBL:
    I know it it a rhetorical question but the reason is they support anything that weakens our nation and oppose anything that strengthens it.


  146. 146 | June 21, 2012 12:32 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    and people say there is no blue food…

    There’s blueberries.

    buzzsawmonkey wrote:

    Mad King Yertle makes WeaselZippers.

    Most of his attention is from people laughing at him.


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