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Carbona Mona
by Bunk X ( 180 Comments › )Filed under Art, History, Humor, OOT, Open thread at July 10th, 2012 - 11:00 pm
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We're not easily offended and don't want people to think they have to walk on eggshells around here (like at another place that shall remain nameless) but of course, there is a limit to everything.
Play nice!
Cool! Now lets give them captions!
Leonado just rotated in his grave!
So is it just us Aussies here tonight?
Just more proof that some people have way too much time on their hands.
Family Finds ‘Mona Lisa’ of Baseball Cards in Attic
@ AZfederalist:
I’m already imagining what George Washington’s portrait would look like!
#1: Left Coast Mona after a BADDD trip
#2: No Freedom of Speech Mona
#3: Beijing Mona
#4: Obama Mona
#5: Chief Justice Mona
#6: Michelle Mona after the November vote is announced
G’day Lost!
@ Aussie Infidel:
LOL!
Well done! #4 was easy, wasn’t it?
Aussie Infidel wrote:
Thanks, Mate! Same to you!
Yup! #4 Mona just leapt out immediately screaming pick me … pick me!
I immediately recognized Chief Justice Roberts in #5 Mona too.
hehehe
@ Aussie Infidel:
Yes, I see what you mean.
Locally, #5 would be Julia Gillard Mona today.
Lost wrote:
The trouble is that all the regular denizens are tucked up in bed by the time I get here! Dead threads are an occupational hazard for we ‘down-under’ types!
I thin I dated a couple of them in high school. The years have not been kind…..
@ Lost:
If #1 Mona had red hair she’d be a dead ringer for Ju-liar after a hectic midnight conference with the Greens
or maybe just maybe she spied Rudd skulking about the Cabinet rooms planting microphones again! hehehe
@ Aussie Infidel:
Bad dreams about gravity failing and you falling off keep you up at night? Only reason I can see for being up at this hour.
Me? My neck is killing me. P T did it not wonders this afternoon.
JeremyR wrote:
Just as long as they didn’t have red hair and spoke a particularly strangled version of ‘ Strine
@ JeremyR:
Intravenous single malt Scotch works every time!
Where has Lost got to?
Aussie Infidel wrote:
You beauty!
Actually mate I am getting just a tad concerned about the Home of the Brave and Land of the Free. You guys seem to have let the neighborhood slide somewhat in the freedom stakes.
You seem to be turning out morons from your schools in increasing numbers and they all have the entitlement syndrome as well.
The last lot like that were the Goths and it turned out rather badly for Rome!
Aussie Infidel wrote:
AI we are in a glass house…
Tell me about it.
I figure that this all started in the ’60s when a long term plan was hatched to turn out morons who depended on State largesse for survival.
Then the Right started out breeding the Left so the lefties has to screw the scrum a bit more to ensure that they had a job for life.
Aussie? Where did you go?
Where are you in Oz Lost? And why the Stars and Stripes?
Just popped out to watch a great Oz ad about beer. Too bad that particular brand sucks big time! Still the ad was fun
@ Aussie Infidel:
Now with the Greens gaining power and the growing gap between the haves and have nots, the leftist propaganda taught in schools under the guise of a Nationanl Curriculum and our growing “refugee” problem, we will be no better off than the USA in several years.
Aussie Infidel wrote:
I am an American Expat.
Colorado born and bred
New York wed and fled.
Aussie hubby and I have 5 little Aussies we are raising in Melbourne.
I hate whats happening to my country of birth.
The controversy (in England!) over The Life of Brian:
That’s the first part of four. The debate itself starts in the later clips. Malcolm Muggeridge himself steps in . . . on the prosecution.
Personally I thought that the movie wasn’t nearly as blasphemous as certain people portrayed it. Yes, it had the form a parody of the Gospels in the key of Toledot Yeshu. What it actually parodied was the Left, and the gullible masses, and even Islam (the stoning scene).
But THAT’s THE PLAN mate.
Still even the left wing of Labor seems to have finally realized that the Greens are not there to ‘help’ Labor but to bury it.
A preference agreement between the Coalition and Labour would see the
communistserr Greens destroyed at the polls.I Know I’m a dreamer but I’m still kinda hoping that someone from the right wing of Labor sees that by having an election in 2012 will help staunch the blood loss from Labor and perhaps even save it from extinction. Well not in Queensland … Labor in the far North and West are already just going through the Zombie phase before getting the lid nailed shut on their coffins
@ Aussie Infidel:
I think they spoke redneck… that version of hillbilly no one wants to understand.
aussie infidel and lost at the same time.
conjunction.
Lost wrote:
Colorado AND New York. You just made it out in the nick of time.
The zombies of the looney left might have snacked on your brain if some gallant Aussie hadn’t rescued you! LOL
coldwarrior wrote:
It must be the End Times! hehehe
@ Aussie Infidel:
Yeah, as if the G20 in Brisbane will help the Labor vote in Queensland. Not going to happen.
Down here in Victoria, we have labor backpedaling furiously to try and get rid of the Greens but I don’t think it will work. It’s like a marriage gone bad, suddenly they’re calling their lovers of yesterday crazy freaks.
I doubt a preference agreement between the coalition and labor under Julia will ever happen. Too much has been said…
G’
day Coldwarrior. What’s keeping you up so late?
I thought all of the good and honest folks would be tucked up in bed with their wives, husbands and lovers by now !
Oh YES I see. You’re Coldwarrior’ … I just answered my own question!
hehehe
@ Lost:
Such an agreement has already been floated by the Labor ‘fixers’ from Sussix Street…. or what’s left of them after the O’Farrell jugganaught went through ‘olde Sydney Towne’
Where did you go Coldwarrior mate??
@ Lost:
@ Aussie Infidel:
shock trauma.
stroke floor
we dont sleeep
Aussie Infidel wrote:
ether
Aussie Infidel wrote:
What happened to Colorado is very sad. (You should hear my dad! “What do you expect from a state and city run by Hickenpooper and Hancock!”) It still has some straight thinking people, which is why its such an important state in the upcoming election.
New York is a great place to visit and I have lots of family there. Unfortunately, there are so many things wrong with it that I can’t tolerate being there for longer than 2 weeks at a time. What they need is Rudy Gulioni to become Governor.
coldwarrior wrote:
As it should be!:)
@ Aussie Infidel:
Its too broke to fix.
Lost wrote:
damn straight.
i’d like some tunes
@ coldwarrior:
To keep you up or put you to sleep?
I still can’t understand how politicians actually function. They look like normal human beings but obviously are not. Had a debate with a newbie political type. The Member for the seat alongside mine. He’s still a backbencher so he’s still breathing through his nose so far.
Still be had already been infected with the parliamentary virus. The symptoms include taking an inordinate amount of time to say … well nothing really. Couldn’t look me in the eye when he was talking. Using BS jargon when just good simple English would suffice (he seemed to think that by trying to baffle me with POL-speak would raise his standing with me. IT DIDN’T).
And he was supposed to be one of the good guys.
Frankly I think they put something in the water in the House to turn all the denizens into simpletons.
@ Lost:
i like some frank:
@ Lost:
for you.
Lost wrote:
London is the same ONLY WORSE. Great to visit for a week of shows and to watch the Changing of the Guard but beyond that it has become a fascist society and a quasi-police state.
Sad . Really very very sad.
@ Aussie Infidel:
Is he exhibiting tall poppy syndrome yet?
By the way, are you still across the ditch?
@ Aussie Infidel:
stout hemp rope
(sez our DG)
@ Aussie Infidel:
wasnt real impressed by the 6 times in london…wales!
@ coldwarrior:
I wasn’t either. The in-laws dragged me to see the sights (Downing street, Big Ben, Changing of the Guard, Double-decker red bus) but I was far from impressed and they still don’t understand why.
Wake up Coldwarrior.
Okay, John Cleese lost me with that snide interruption in part 2 about the Inquisition and “Germany”(!).
I wish that the “prosecution’s” case had been made by younger men. They’d have picked up on that quicker. Shit, I picked up on it as a scummy cheap shot and I’m a secularist.
But that sneer by Cleese proves that the Monty crew knew what they were doing by setting this parable in the lifetime of Christ. They intended to write a piece that undermined the Christian religion.
In my opinion they didn’t succeed at it. A Christian would say that that’s because the Monty lads’re just not talented enough to face off against Christ. (They’re barely talented enough to make sense of the Toledoth Yeshu.) But even a secularist has to admit -- and in the first part the cast did admit -- that there’s nothing funny about what Christ taught. You take Jesus seriously or else… you do what Nietzsche did and oppose what Jesus said, and you still take him seriously.
What the Python crew had to do instead was to parody the mess that was first-century Judaea. And yes -- the place was a complete clusterf*. The archetypal Jewish patriot and traitor Josephus himself admitted as much. But then you’re left with admiring the saints that came out of there, which include Jesus and (for the Jews) other rabbis who weren’t corrupted by the will to power, or by Roman gold.
So, I guess, that’s how I’m going to have to treat Life of Brian -- a classic by accident.
@ Aussie Infidel:
loud…
Lost wrote:
Yup still living in Auckland.
He is still semi -- normal but he’s changing fast. The Parliamentary virus has its claws in him well and truly
Aussie Infidel wrote:
I’ve been on the wagon nearly twenty five years. No AA, and I’m happy with that.
I don’t have a problem with drinking, just that when I drink I have problems. I also avoid most pain meds unlsee absolutely necessary. Tonight is necessary.
@ JeremyR:
Oy, wishing you good health.
@ Zimriel:
v
he’s not the savior, he’s a very naughty boy.
Lost wrote:
i have no desire to ever return to london
Yeah likewise JeremyR . Good health.
And going back to Who Lost Britain: there’s that BBC in the 1970s.
They let in the hip, trendy and witty Monty Python crew first; they let the comedians crack jokes and ingratiate themselves with the audience. Then they wheeled in these 80-something fossils, these sad old men from the pre-war generation; they could not hope to keep up.
The message was that Christianity is for old people and dead people; culture is for old people and dead people; England is for old people and dead people.
Aussie Infidel wrote:
Yup.
@ coldwarrior:
I see. You won’t be attending the olypics then?
@ Lost:
I lost an M. Did anyone find it?
@ AZfederalist:
There is a time honored quip that pops up here occasionally. “Bite Me.”
Speaking of M, how is she? I haven’t seen her since I’ve been back.
@ Lost:
Found it hiding between a Y and a P. Tricky little bugger!
@ 1389AD:
Fortunately for the Aussies the left and hard Left are self immolating. Too bad NZ has the socialist pox so badly, that even the so called conservatives are small S socialists in drag.
@ Aussie Infidel:
LOL! Oh, the visuals!
I had a ‘go’ at the Prime Minister at a breakfast last month. Nothing too contentious. I spelled it out in simple English and was coherent. He danced around the subject for 40 seconds with a ‘NON_Answer’ and refused to look me in the eye when he did his little verbal dance.
Truly pathetic.
and to think this asshole is supposed to be leading the country.
Lost wrote:
yeah…the 4X100 car bomb
Aussie Infidel wrote:
in the end, we got yer back.
“It would be nice if we had a candidate for president who was committed to America.” — Debbie Wassername Clutz, on Drudge now
@ Aussie Infidel:
Thank G-d its a small one!
@ coldwarrior:
BTW, you answered all of Calo’s questions correctamiento. Confirmed what the docs didn’t tell me.
coldwarrior wrote:
The poor old Poms have really lost it big time. The damn Olympics are not even on yet and they are already paranoid about the enemy within … who they invited to stay …by the way
Churchill must be reaching 300RPM inn his grave about now!
@ Zimriel:
She must not be referring to the one who committed America to debt and damnation.
@ Bunk X:
still only an apprentice.
Aussie Infidel wrote:
300?
Hiya Bunk!
@ Aussie Infidel:
Show the Olypics! Show the Olypics!
@ coldwarrior:
OK OK
3000 RPM
I didn’t want to be accused of gilding the lily!
LOL
Lost wrote:
howzthe kidz?
Aussie Infidel wrote:
9
with some synthetics we can get min to at least 6k. jag speed
Bunk X wrote:
and how are you?
@ Aussie Infidel:
The IFR is about to be enacted, and when that happens, I get to be a Penis Penis Penis LOL elsewhere by default.
Damnit !
Just found out that a muslim girl has moved in with my son and his girlfriend.
The girlfriend is a kind hearted soul and took pity on her.
She is a manipulating Omani from a wealthy family who has =been pretending to study here in NZ whilst sowing her wild oats. She and her sister have just applied for refugee status because ‘daddy’ has found out that his girls have been working in a bar as waitresses as well as dating a Jewish guy here in NZ.
The money supply has been turned off and the sh*t has hit the fan.
Mine are great!
1st Semester report cards were outstanding.
Almost 3 year old is toilet trained and 6 month old is on solids and getting cuter every day.
And how is Puti and the twins?
@ Lost:
That’s why I called her a clutz. She had no idea when she said that, that her exact words apply to all the candidates, including her own
@ coldwarrior:
Wide yet narrow while promoting Zombie’s latest. Here’s to Chicken Kiev.
@ Aussie Infidel:
Jewish guy? What is he thinking!
barfull o martinis…
@ Aussie Infidel:
now the fun starts,
I forecast this about 4 months ago. I’m surprised that the two Omanis got away with it for so long with their family. They must have been very skillful liars and stuck to their storyline very accurately.
The last thing I need is for a manipulating Muslim to get her feet under my son and his girlfriend’s table.
They’ll never get her out!
Aussie Infidel wrote:
This is strange to me. I know (second hand) some Omanis. They aren’t Sunni or Shi`a. They’re Ibadis -- descendent from the Khawarij. Omani terrorism is as rare as Ismaili terrorism these days. They might even prefer that their baby girl dated a Jew over, say, a Saudi.
Aussie Infidel: it sounds more like family / tribal drama than religious drama. Mind you, that means your kid could be in even more trouble . . .
@ Lost:
Well his father is Jewish but his mum is Christian. Fortunately he has just got a great flying job in Melbourne and has cut his losses and departed NZ. She can’t follow him because she hasn’t the visas thank goodness.
Daddy Omani will be REALLY pissed about now.
I just don’t want my family to get caught in the coming sh*t storm!
Zimriel wrote:
Well if her dad cut her off for dating a Jew, reality says otherwise.
@ Aussie Infidel:
Oh boy! What do you think will happen next?
/turn her in to the immigration authorities.
Lost wrote:
She dated a half Jew who has just skipped town.
CAN U SAY DRAMA.
Aussie Infidel wrote:
Burmese man traps work great.
@ Zimriel:
@ Zimriel:
Yup it is tribal. As you said she is an Ibadis but that tribal group are even MORE manipulating of the womanfolk that the Saudis.
Daddy was trying to lure his daughters back home to marry cousins. They even have their own cars WITH drivers because they are forbidden to drive as women.
No doubt daddy will turn up in NZ looking for bear.
My son is a COP!
@ Zimriel:
No need, you just did!
Now that TomKat have settled, I need something else to get stewed up about!
/ If I need to.
@ Aussie Infidel:
Tell him to keep his weapon in reach and all should be fine.
@ Zimriel:
You want drama? The Jewish father thinks the sun shines out of her rear end and is smitten as well i think because she is a flirt.
The son has seen the writing on the wall but his Jewish dad is having trouble seeing past her fluttering eyelids.
I warned him about this months ago.
Now MY family is involved as well.
DAMNIT!
Bloody Muslims. Trouble follows them like flies in a dogs behind
Lost wrote:
She has failed her final university paper and was due for deportation last week until she found a shyster lawyer who applied for refugee status! DAMN!
@ Lost:
We have an unarmed Police Force in NZ. Well they have access to weapons in their patrol cars but don’t ordinarily carry.
About the Ibadi beliefs from wikipedia:
Their views assimilate that of the Kharijites, in which they believe that the attitude of a true believer to others is expressed in three religious obligations:
walāyah: friendship and unity with the practicing true believers, and with the Ibadi Imams.
barā’ah: dissociation (but not hostility) towards unbelievers and sinners, and those destined for Hell.
wuqūf: reservation towards those whose status is unclear.
Aussie Infidel wrote:
Words fail me.
@ Aussie Infidel:
may i suggest some louisville slugger instead of your staid hammered willow
@ Lost:
But they are VERY TRIBAL.
I got a mate in the British Intel. Corps who has spent a LOT of time in OMan and speaks fluent Arabic for an assessment.
He said in no uncertain terms months ago to have shot with both of these girls as their extended families carry tribal grudges.
I will have to get involved now and ensure that this little Muslim minx moves out SOON and into a flat of her own . If she is smart she will trash all social media contact and change her name and move away from Auckland. The city is too small at 1 million to stay hidden for long and ‘daddy’ has the money to come looking.
Aussie Infidel wrote:
as an ex mp….ummmmm….dumshitz
@ Aussie Infidel:
doom
@ Aussie Infidel:
I’d say, for her, it should be put up or shut up time. Tell her she can stay if she makes a sincere and heartfelt conversion to Christianity. That should probably assist in her getting refugee status, too.
If she won’t go for that, and wants to remain a muzzie, then show her the door.
Lost wrote:
Sounds like her new beliefs center more around Trojans and Steinlager.
Not wishing ill to Aussie Infidel but good for her. Better a good hair pull during a Jewish shwanzstuckin than sold off to her cousin.
Batt those eyes girl!
@ coldwarrior:
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
That won’t help. It will more likely turn what is currently a drama into a full-on circus.
She is a fair weather Mussie. Most times she sashays about in a mini skirt and crop top. She likes the Western way of life and doesn’t want to be forced back to Oman. Come Ramadan however she reverts to good little Mussie for a month. She’s 28 going on 15!
Spoiled rotten,manipulative, lazy, untidy and demanding… and did i say… a MUSLIM!
Pathetic.
@ Bunk X:
iggy
@ Poteen:
I just want her to go bat them someplace else that’s all.
The coming sh*t storm is not going to be pretty and i don’t want my family anywhere near it when it happens.
Bunk X wrote:
yeah!
Zimriel wrote:
Of the Three Ring variety.
Complete with sword swallowers.
I just don’t want them to be my family members!
Aussie Infidel wrote:
man, u got the bad situation.
Got to go guys and girls.
Later
Aussie Infidel wrote:
cheers, i can get an air assault out for yinz if needed.
Aussie Infidel wrote:
Take care, mate!
Was fun.
@ coldwarrior:
hehehe
Ta !
Aussie Infidel wrote:
NZ have a Hooter’s she can work at?
Lost wrote:
howz the kidz
@ coldwarrior:
see #92
@ coldwarrior:
130+ comments on the OOT makes me happy.
Oh Dear.
Ha!
@ Bunk X:
jammn to da alarm.
Lost wrote:
oh. ok.
@ Bunk X:
Your welcome!
Time for me to think about dinner.
Was great talking to you all.
G’day.
@ coldwarrior:
Did I misunderstand?
magic.
@ Lost:
@ coldwarrior:
@ Lost:
for you
the ants
@ coldwarrior:
“The uploader has not made this available in your country”
Zimriel wrote:
Sorry, but no. The stoning scene is authentic Jewish (Mishnah, Sanhedrin 7) for e.g. adultery. It was no longer execised after the Sanhedrin was gone. The phrase “let him cast the first stone” stems from there.
Lost wrote:
oops.
it was ants marching from DMB
@ Lost:
try this
my kids love it
@ coldwarrior:
@ Bunk X:
got fixed on this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmb9mat9z2I
Bunk X wrote:
oh hell yeah.
meow
hmmm
well now
a ha
….
mmmm
my peeps.
stroke!
BECAUSE
F A S T
IS BRAIN.
@ Bunk X:
Not a fan of cats tonight -- leaching furball threw up her dinner on my favorite loafers. Not intentional though, so won’t ‘humane society’ her just yet, just a temporary issue between co-habitants.
Well, it was going pretty good there for a while… Vast improvement over the previous 2 days, fer sure.
Just another day in “paradise” here…
@ ThreeHundred:
Heh. Shades of “Fat Freddie’s Cat”…
@ Mike C.:
For those kids who don’t get that, it’s a reference to The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers; Freewheeling Franklin, Phineas and Fat Freddie. And Fat Freddie’s Cat, of course.
You had to be there…
@ Mike C.:
Yeah, I was there -- though the memories are a bit fuzzy, ya know?
Kathleen Sebelius Thinks You’re An Idiot
Guggi wrote:
Since the ’08 election, we’ve been in the uncharted territory where the administration/campaign or its surrogates can make a totally unsubstantiated, fictional statement and be confident that they’ll not be called on it. Yeah, the media has always unapologetically favored the left, but the deliberate obfuscation and falsehoods that are going unchallenged in deference to the campaign is alarming even to the most jaded among us.
It’s worked so flawlessly that they no longer feel they even need to hide it.
Good morning from the airport. Going through security I was
not subjected to, nor did I witness any displays of public
humiliation perpetrated by the TSA.
I guess that means thet their A Team has not yet reported
for duty.
Guggi wrote:
But the Deniers can not explain why the temerature has
got progressively higher since April.
RIX wrote:
Maybe in the U.S. but not in Britain
there it is wet and cold.
@ Guggi:
Silly, Britain is experiencing weather, while the US is experiencing climate change. Don’t you see the difference? It is obvious to scientists …
2011 vs 2012
Guggi wrote:
Well ,at least the British Polar Bear won’t drown.
Sauce for the goose..
Iron Fist wrote:
Ha !
Scientists attribute extreme weather to man-made climate change
B U T
and
Hmm….because of climate change it will become warmer but since it is colder it must be climate change. My head spins….
@ MacDuff:
They are demonizing Romney’s success & appealing to
hyper class envy.
The guy earned his money & none of these investments
or alleged bank accounts are illegal.
Getting ready to board. It has been a good morning so
far. What could really ruin my day is some guy screaming
“Allah Akbar” & rushing the cockpit.
I hate when that happens.
See ya.
RIX wrote:
Top o’ da mornin’, RIX.
They can play that card, but Americans don’t take that well to class warfare -- the lion’s share of our mega-rich came from pretty humble roots. I wonder how many congressional Democrats will like their personal finances aired in public?
@ Guggi:
And the climate has never changed before, has it? Climate is a constant, like air conditioning, only on a global scale. Science!
Iron Fist wrote:
And they call those who are sceptical of this “climate change”-scam unscientific
@ Guggi:
“Unscientific” is like RAAAAACIST. It has no real meaning other than that a Leftist wants you to shut up.
Yeah, the thread, she’s dead, but here’s an excellent piece on ObamaCare by Dr. Marc Siegel (oft seen on Fox News).
It’s well worth the read.
@ Aussie Infidel:
So she is mentally ill, a victim of islam. Brainwashed, but fighting it in some respects. The woman needs help, not condemnation. She needs to be taken in by a Christian group and deprogrammed, same as is done with victims of other cults.
She should not remain in your son’s household, neither should she be left to her own devices, because the probable result of that is kidnap or murder by her father.