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Feng’s a funny guy and I’ve stolen lifted borrowed his foto funnies for years. Apparently he’s been offline a while due to health issues.
Feng–
I’ve been popping in occasionally looking for updates, but just found this post. If your health is causing trouble, I say kick its ass and make it your bitch.
Best wishes,
Bunk
The second sentence of the comment that I left on his site goes for everyone here as well, with one caveat: never buy Budweiser Select even if it’s on sale – not even for The Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: Beer, Fengtastic, foto funnies, Overnight Open Thread
well my wife just called to see
if I got home OK from the neighbors
,,,yes I’m fine and dandy//
Boo!
Ghetto Story
- Baby Cham
Great story…
Who feels it knows it.
Well I said that to my body and it kicked my ass. So much for that.
Glad to see Bunks OOT’s.
Anybody out there????
Lily wrote:
Nope, nobody at all…
@ doriangrey:
You are NOT NOBODY!!!
Lily wrote:
Oh yes I am…
@ doriangrey:
I’m getting me a new toy…and am so excited about it!!!
@ doriangrey:
Blahhhhhh!!!!! If you can post a comment you are a somebody!!
All we need is the ever faithful Calo and we got a thread going!
I killed another thread it seems.
Lily wrote:
Out in the street, they call it murder…
World A Music
- ini Kamoze
@ Bagua’s Ghost:
Well to be honest I have been called a murderer of threads so Bunk says.
@ Lily:
{{{Lily}}}
Everyone better be nice to Lily,
or them gonna answer to teh Ebil Bagua™
@ Bagua’s Ghost:
{{Bagua}}!!! Getting a new laptop….Alienware…oh yeah so excited.
Going to be one bad a$$ puppy!!
@ Bagua’s Ghost:
@ doriangrey:
Meh.
We would need to know who you are to call you a good for nothing nobody.
New computers are fun!
Enjoy.
@ Calo:
Oh my …. he didn’t give it up after all my pleading????
{{{Dorian}}}….I plead again on behalf of {{Calo}}!
@ Bagua’s Ghost:
I need one this one is annoying me.
@ Lily:
Haven’t heard that tune in quite a bit… brings back memories. When the world was young, and death was but a dream…
@ Bagua’s Ghost:
Yep! Same here. Boy does life fly past you quick.
@ Lily:
It do move faster the older you get. True.
Einstein could ‘splain why I suppose.
I would add Bud Light Premium to that. It’s carbonated monkey piss that costs about $4 more than a 12 pack of Bud Light.
Man is not an issue… cause me
Pum Pum Tun Up
- Baby Cham
@ Bagua’s Ghost:
We you are young it seems to crawl…after 40 it speeds up …..here’s another oldie…..
@ Lily:
Damn keyboard…PIMF … WHEN
@ Lily:
Yep, turns out to be true.
@ Calo:
Lily wrote:
Blame global warming. It causes everything.
Bagua’s Ghost wrote:
Nope, Lily and I have already figured out it’s the keyboards conspiring against us…
@ doriangrey:
Hey now what about Lily??? Love Scorpions…another…and my fave..
doriangrey wrote:
Damn straight…trying to make us look stupid…the keyboards went communist on us.
@ Bob in Breckenridge:
It’s like all the dead, irrelevant posters are here tonight
@ Calo:
@ Lily:
here yah go…wooo hooo
@ Lily:
@ mawskrat:
Abba????
Don’t make me break out some David Cassidy! 
@ mawskrat:
@ Lily:
@ doriangrey:
BAM!!! Love me some BOC!! Good one…can’t burn out the day or night anymore..sure did when I was young!
Bagua’s Ghost wrote:
Or, if you’re a Marxist occupying the White House, blame your predecessor.
@ Bob in Breckenridge:
Well he blames everyone even the cattle guards for his treasonist reign.
Lily wrote:
Okay, I will…
Lily wrote:
is that Moo-chelle’s secret service detail?
@ Bob in Breckenridge:
Bet you can’t do the Donny Osmond. No dude can.
Bob in Breckenridge wrote:
Sadly no, it’s a reference to Barack Obama telling Arizona that they were employing to many Cattle Guards and could save money by laying half of them off.
@ doriangrey:
nice!
Lily wrote:
No, but I’d do Marie. In a heartbeat.
doriangrey wrote:
Yep!
doriangrey wrote:
Well, he is an expert at making people unemployed. So give the moron credit where credit’s due.
Lily wrote:
It takes a very special kind of ignorance and arrogance to make a statement like that.
Don’t make a girl angry now….
@ doriangrey:
It honestly does..dim bulb going on there.
Bob in Breckenridge wrote:
Cattle-guards are not people. They are metal grate that go across roads to prevent cattle from crossing the roads. You literately cannot lay-off or fire a cattle-guard.
@ Lily:
And all of the South just went what in the hell???
Lily wrote:
Yup, kind of like a 1 watt black light… Not giving off much in the way of light or heat…
@ doriangrey:
No you can’t.
It’s like saying you need to lay off ATM machines..oh wait I think he said they were taking jobs away from people.
@ doriangrey:
ROTFLMAO
I wazza just watching…
I’m out, too many strangers here to taunt tonight.
@ Calo:
Oh No!!! But you know stranger danger! Hate to see you out for the night …sweet dreams {{Calo}}…we could always call up mongoose…
I can do it!!!!!!!!!!!
I just like this song for some reason.
bring on the dancing girls!!
Lily wrote:
It’s got a real old “Police” feel to it.
@ Bob in Breckenridge:
For domestic beers, I just like the microbrews. I’m waiting for Deschutes Brewery in Oregon to start selling here in Kansas.
My aunt in Georgia sent me that cattle guard article, knowing that living in AZ
I’d get a kick out of it. I sent her some grate pictures ( that’s a pun) of Arizona cattle guards.
@ mawskrat:
oops dancing girls
eh…what?
OT, but sometimes I love spam.
The phrase, “What people marches along the wedding experience fence” is pure awesome.
@ Bunk X:
Oh-kay…
@ doriangrey:
Yes it does!
Another song that makes me happy!
@ lobo91:
How you doing {lobo}? Well I hope!
Lily wrote:
I never said that. I once or twice accused you of unwarranted Davising, but that was long ago.
@ Lily:
Lobo is on countdown to Leia mode….
About a month or less left?
@ Lily:
So far, so good.
Waiting to see if they bring my vehicle back from service today. Might be a really long walk home, otherwise (75 miles).
mfhorn wrote:
Agreed. I prefer the four local microbreweries we have in a county with about 20,000 residents- http://www.breckenridgebrewery.com, http://www.pugryans.com, http://www.dambrewery.com or http://www.backcountrybrewery.com
Another song I love….
@ lobo91:
Damn!! That’s a long walk in the desert.
@ Bunk X:
Wait! Didn’t you accuse her of a special driving talent at one time?
@ Bunk X:
doriangrey wrote:
The way you worded it made it seem like the cattle guards were people.
@ Calo:
I do have some driving skills..don’t I?
@ lobo91:
Judging by your trite comment, it’s obvious to everyone here that you’ve never marched on the wedding experience fence.
Bunk X wrote:
Well :blush: I am guilty of that too..
@ Bob in Breckenridge:
Bob, I thought cattle guards were real people too.
WTH???
Calo wrote:
August? My birthday month.
@ Calo:
No, I asked for proof of talent. She showed me hers, and you balked.
Calo wrote:
Well our president thinks they are….and he is so smart!
@ Bunk X:
Well not much talent… you got proof of that!
@ Bunk X:
Are you calling me a dumb cattle guard?
Calo wrote:
You live in Texas and don’t know what a cattle guard is?
You could be deported for that…
@ lobo91:
The president said they were…who is she not to disagree with the bammster.
@ Calo:
Just because I live in Cowtown?
Calo wrote:
Word.
Calo wrote:
Dear lord … I didn’t know you guarded cows. Calo..no secrets now. Darn it.
/is there good money in it?
@ lobo91:
See #64.
I lost my sarc tag a while ago.
@ Bob in Breckenridge:
LMAO
And “Rawhide” was a children’s game played naked.
Rollin rollin rollin
Bob in Breckenridge wrote:
That was the way Obama worded it, which was what Lily was referring to, the fact that Obama didn’t know that a cattle-guard wasn’t a human being. Those of us who have grown up in rural communities (and that is 2/3rds of America) have been around cattle-guards all of our lives. I would hazard a guess that everyone in flyover country knows what a cattle-guard is.
Obama read an agriculture report from Arizona and in that report it stated that Arizona employed over 50,000 cattle-guards. Not knowing what I cattle-guard was he assumed because they used the phrase “Employed” that they were talking about people, who could be fired or laid off.
@ Calo:
Darn it I thought you guarded cows…hmmmmmm.
/the bulls took your job didn’t they? Got laid off and all.
@ doriangrey:
I hate to tell you this, but that story is an urban legend. It’s actually been around since before Obama.
doriangrey wrote:
The word for people like that is dummkopf….especially if you are the president.
@ lobo91:
Well, rural myth or not, I still enjoyed the misintrpetation of who a cattle guard is on the thread tonight.
lobo91 wrote:
Shhhhh, you’re ruining a perfectly good joke…
lobo91 wrote:
Either way it is funny!
@ Calo:
Funny as hell!!
@ Lily:
Yep…
Keep going forward Lily.
@ Calo:
@ Lily:
Tell Dorian about circle flies.
Meanwhile I’m wiped out. I’ve been up for almost 10 hours straight.
@ Bunk X:
Bunk X wrote:
Wow… You actually been up for 10 whole hours without a nap or anything…
Dorian do you want to know about fairy rings?
@ doriangrey:
Lily wrote:
Nope…
@ doriangrey:
Oh you do!
Well they are mushrooms that form in a circle…which reminds me of this.. 
@ doriangrey:
Pssht! He is irrelevant.
I’m always up for a good story.
@ Calo:
Well lights out for me. Cattle Guard duty…what a way to make money!
Plus Dorian now knows what a Fairy Ring is.
Hope everyone has a good day tomorrow!
{Calo} {Dorian}
Good morning. Looks like everybody has gone to bed.
Well, the Sunday morning shift gets time & a half.
Been up for hours, just don’t have anything this morning.
@ Mike C.:
Having trouble sleeping huh? Me too.
This judge should step down from this case. He does not bring
charges.
RIX wrote:
This is the new America!
@ Prebanned:
Yup, the Age of Obama. Success is evil, but
having no real accomplishments might get you
reelected.
@ RIX:
Are you kidding? I slept until 4:30 AM -- that’s sleeping in late for me.
Mike C. wrote:
That’s actually as far a I got. I want to start getting
another hour.
@ RIX:
7-8 hours is all I can do these days. And dinner might as well be stuck in a bottle and labeled “Sominex” so far as I’m concerned…
Mike C. wrote:
Oh man, I would be very happy with seven hours.
It happens sometimes, but I usually get six.
Scott Walker Urges Romney to Run as a Fiscal Reformer
Experience
Massoud Tami
angelfire.com/in4/morality
Off fofr a bike ride. If I see Johnson I’ll tell him
to go commit a sexual act with himself.
@ RIX:
have fun!!