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Bobby never saw it coming.

by Bunk X ( 35 Comments › )
Filed under Caption This, Humor, Movies, OOT, Open thread at July 25th, 2012 - 10:00 pm

“Bobby’s behind the bike rack. Go pound him.”

(“Psst… and then meet me back here for The Overnight Open Thread.“)

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35 Responses to “Bobby never saw it coming.”
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  1. rain of lead
    1 | July 25, 2012 10:55 pm

    this guy never saw it coming either

    Five ‘jealous’ wives rape Nigerian man to death

    In an extraordinary case of jealousy, a Nigerian man -- husband of six -- was allegedly raped to death by his five spouses as he was paying too much attention to his sixth wife in east-central Benue state.

    Uroko Onoja, a wealthy businessman, was having sex with his youngest wife when the other five women attacked him with knives and sticks, demanding that he have sex with all of them at once


  2. 2 | July 25, 2012 11:09 pm

    @ rain of lead:

    What a way to go! I have fantasies like this.


  3. 3 | July 25, 2012 11:16 pm

    Flyovercountry wrote:

    @ rain of lead:
    What a way to go! I have fantasies like this.

    Strange, I on the other hand have fantasies of…. Not dying… :shock: :o pps:


  4. AZfederalist
    4 | July 25, 2012 11:24 pm

    doriangrey wrote:

    Strange, I on the other hand have fantasies of…. Not dying…

    I’m with you. I’d rather be finding a few non-jealous types.


  5. rain of lead
    5 | July 25, 2012 11:26 pm

    Flyovercountry wrote:

    @ rain of lead:

    What a way to go! I have fantasies like this.

    yeah…
    did you read the whole thing?
    not a fun way to go, not at all


  6. 6 | July 25, 2012 11:55 pm

    @ Flyovercountry:
    No you don’t.


  7. darkwords
    7 | July 26, 2012 12:28 am

    @ 3 doriangrey: Savior 5 finger Ruby


  8. darkwords
    8 | July 26, 2012 12:29 am

    @mistressmatisse is the local specialist on sex and violence. It’s like comedy. A lot of it is timing, delivery, and emphasis.


  9. 9 | July 26, 2012 12:31 am

    doriangrey wrote:

    Flyovercountry wrote:
    @ rain of lead:
    What a way to go! I have fantasies like this.

    Strange, I on the other hand have fantasies of…. Not dying… pps:

    At this point, I would sincerely welcome death -- but NOT through any means that involve perverse sexuality, thankyouverymuch.


  10. darkwords
    10 | July 26, 2012 12:33 am

    @katsnacks
    @strippertweets
    @mistressmatisse
    @vegascourtesan

    All very smart women who tweet about the non violent side of life. Well maybe not mistressmatisse. she tweets about house construction.


  11. 11 | July 26, 2012 12:34 am

    Bunk X wrote:

    @ Flyovercountry:
    No you don’t.

    I’m older than dirt, but I don’t look like that.


  12. darkwords
    13 | July 26, 2012 12:41 am

    @ 11 1389AD: you are saying you were created? right? A creationist huh????? I think Charles Johnson has an evolving chicken bone to pick with you…. :-)


  13. Alberta Oil Peon
    14 | July 26, 2012 12:55 am

    @ darkwords:
    Hubris. It’ll getcha every time. LOL.


  14. 15 | July 26, 2012 12:55 am

    @ 1389AD:
    Herd of Indricotheria Captured


  15. Alberta Oil Peon
    16 | July 26, 2012 12:58 am

    @ Bunk X:
    No, misidentification. Those are Hippopotamammae Sp.


  16. 18 | July 26, 2012 1:04 am

    @ Alberta Oil Peon:
    You know me. I don’t blow smoke.


  17. lobo91
    19 | July 26, 2012 3:57 am

    I am so looking forward to having actual broadband internet access again when I get home…

    //Kuwait is stuck in 1998


  18. 20 | July 26, 2012 6:08 am

    Good Morning everyone. More Snowbird pictures then back to regular boring stuff.


  19. 21 | July 26, 2012 6:55 am

    lobo91 wrote:

    I am so looking forward to having actual broadband internet access again when I get home…

    //Kuwait is stuck in 1998

    Simple pleasures we all take for granted here will seem very special, some things you may not even have thought about, but will when you return. Whenever I’m out of the country, even it’s for a week or two, I suddenly see this country with new eyes and feel my appreciation even more deeply than before. I know you’re certainly no stranger to that feeling, you’ve felt it before, and I can well appreciate your anticipation. When I returned home (back in the 70s) after a 15 month WestPac I felt I was in Oz.


  20. lobo91
    22 | July 26, 2012 7:12 am

    @ MacDuff:

    Back in the day, I always thought every American should walk through Checkpoint Charlie at least once.


  21. Guggi
    23 | July 26, 2012 7:12 am

    George Carlin -- Arrogance of mankind


  22. lobo91
    24 | July 26, 2012 7:29 am

    California pain doctor duped by dog X-ray in sting

    Investigators say a Southern California doctor saw enough from an X-ray to prescribe pain killers to an undercover cop but missed the tail showing it was an image of a dog.

    Police and Los Angeles County deputies on Thursday raided the Glendora urgent care clinic of 69-year-old Dr. Rolando Lodevico Atiga after a two-month investigation that included three undercover deputies posing as patients.

    One of the undercover deputies showed Atiga an X-ray to prove she needed pain killers. The scan of her German shepherd clearly shows the dog’s tail.

    The Los Angeles Times reports Atiga examined the X-ray and asked if she wanted Vicodin, oxycodone, Valium or Xanax.

    Glendora police Capt. Timothy Staab says Atiga is well known among drug addicts and was considered the doctor to go to.

    Probably our next Surgeon General…


  23. Guggi
    25 | July 26, 2012 7:32 am

    Israel’s Settlers Are Here to Stay

    WHATEVER word you use to describe Israel’s 1967 acquisition of Judea and Samaria — commonly referred to as the West Bank in these pages — will not change the historical facts. Arabs called for Israel’s annihilation in 1967, and Israel legitimately seized the disputed territories of Judea and Samaria in self-defense. Israel’s moral claim to these territories, and the right of Israelis to call them home today, is therefore unassailable. Giving up this land in the name of a hallowed two-state solution would mean rewarding those who’ve historically sought to destroy Israel, a manifestly immoral outcome.

    (…)


  24. 26 | July 26, 2012 7:36 am

    Guggi wrote:

    George Carlin — Arrogance of mankind

    Nice, I haven’t seen that routine in years! You have quite an affinity and appreciation of American culture, don’t you?


  25. Guggi
    27 | July 26, 2012 7:53 am

    MacDuff wrote:

    You have quite an affinity and appreciation of American culture, don’t you?

    YEP :-)


  26. 28 | July 26, 2012 7:59 am

    @ MacDuff:
    I think she knows more about the Constitution and our system of government than the average American. I guess that says something about her education as well as about our education system.


  27. 29 | July 26, 2012 8:02 am

    Guggi wrote:

    Israel’s Settlers Are Here to Stay

    WHATEVER word you use to describe Israel’s 1967 acquisition of Judea and Samaria — commonly referred to as the West Bank in these pages — will not change the historical facts. Arabs called for Israel’s annihilation in 1967, and Israel legitimately seized the disputed territories of Judea and Samaria in self-defense. Israel’s moral claim to these territories, and the right of Israelis to call them home today, is therefore unassailable. Giving up this land in the name of a hallowed two-state solution would mean rewarding those who’ve historically sought to destroy Israel, a manifestly immoral outcome.

    (…)

    Being 59, I’ve been either aware of or watching Israel’s travails since the 60s and those travails can be summed up as follows:

    1) Arabs make war on Israel.
    2) Israel kicks Arab ass and seizes disputed land as a spoil of war.
    3) Arabs whine and demand land for peace.
    4) Israel negotiates in good faith and trades land for peace.
    5) The promised peace never comes and the cycle starts anew at step 1

    Methinks this is the textbook definition of a vicious cycle. There should be a price for making war on another country (and no, “not recognizing” Israel’s right to exist is not valid) and that price should be massive loss of life, land or a combination thereof. The price should not be temporary, it should be permanent.


  28. 30 | July 26, 2012 8:07 am

    @ MacDuff:
    Next time Israel should just nuke the capitol city of every nation involved in hostilities. that would be a lesson the Mohammedans would never forget.


  29. lobo91
    31 | July 26, 2012 8:11 am

    @ Iron Fist:

    I think she knows more about the Constitution and our system of government than the average American.

    To include a good portion of those in Congress…


  30. lobo91
    32 | July 26, 2012 8:14 am

    Apparently, France 24 has decided to go along with the US media in calling for new gun laws.

    That’s annoying.


  31. 33 | July 26, 2012 8:16 am

    New Thread.


  32. 34 | July 26, 2012 8:34 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    @ MacDuff:
    Next time Israel should just nuke the capitol city of every nation involved in hostilities. that would be a lesson the Mohammedans would never forget.

    When faced with the choice of destroy or be destroyed, Israel will choose the former. Deep in the soul of Israel, “NEVER AGAIN” is a solemn oath, not a cheap jingoism.


  33. 35 | July 26, 2012 8:35 am

    @ Iron Fist:
    @ lobo91:

    Indeed.


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