I can’t decide under what category to file this one. Does it belong in the definition of Chutzpah category? Does it belong more to the, “I can’t wait for these people to be gone,” bucket? Will noticing that Michelle Obama has flown beyond the line of minding her own freaking business and landed herself squarely in a place that is devoid of all manners, self restraint, common human courtesy, and humility, get me called a racist, because the offending party, Michelle Obama, happens to be an African American? The level of arrogant pomposity achieved here has broken all previous records, even those held by her husband, the veritable poster child of arrogant pomposity.
What we have here, just to put it all in perspective, is a conspicuously overweight woman of elite privilege lecturing the, in perfect shape pixie sprite sized young lady who just won an Olympic Gold Medal for being the very best female gymnast in the wold, for eating a single Egg McMuffin. So intent on politicizing every thing under the sun, including our very own and personal dietary choices, Michelle Obama found it impossible to allow Gabby Douglas her moment in the sun. She was invited to appear on the Tonight Show ostensibly to celebrate her achievement as becoming one of the greatest athletes currently living. Allowing her that little bit of recognition for her achievement was just too much for Michelle Obama to bear. The nerve of that young lady, in obvious top physical condition, to believe that she actually put in the lion’s share of the effort to win her own Gold Medal is simply astonishing. Doesn’t she know that it’s all about her social superiors, ie., the Obama’s?
For anyone who believes me to be wrong, I invite you to let us all know of a single accomplishment of positive impact upon anything that Michelle has had, and then we can discuss whether or not it gives her standing to lecture anyone on anything concerning what they choose to put into their mouths and subsequently digest.
(Michelle, pay attention to lesson one on how to be gracious, courteous, and polite.)
To Gabby Douglas, I say congratulations on your stunning victory as the greatest woman’s gymnast on the planet today. I also would have celebrated with a fine McDonald’s sandwich, perhaps the Steak Egg, and Cheese Bagel, Hash Browns, and Coffee. I wish you the best in what ever endeavor you choose for yourself and would like to take this opportunity to thank you for being a wonderful ambassador to the world community on behalf of the United States of America. Warmest regards always, John.
P.S. you may also wish to celebrate by enjoying a nice Papa John’s Pizza and a sandwich from Chick-Fil-A.
Cross Posted from Musings of a Mad Conservative.
Tags: Michelle Obama
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I will be so very glad when that uncouth narcissistic duo are yesterdays news.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
(Someone should tell Mooch how many calories there are in toe jam…)
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
especially deep fried…
And Egg McMuffin is so bad? It’s just egg, cheese, bacon and a muffin. BFD! She should have done a double back flip in mid-air and clipped that fat jawed moose on the lip before landing in a perfect split.
And Hitler didn’t shake hands with Jesse Owens, either.
Wow, my favorite topic. I’ve been saving this one: Moochelle’s ASSets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-dpUYuE8eaY#!
citizen_q wrote:
their deal with Satan was for 4 years, by my counting it’s just about up
yenta-fada wrote:
All hail Queen Magnabumpus
yenta-fada wrote:
it was like a horrible car wreck… it made me sick but I couldn’t look away.
@ huckfunn:
She’s a complete package. Poor character, rotten personality, and mean as all get out. She just had to talk over that gorgeous and accomplished gymnast because she’s JEALOUS.
Oh, to be a Fly On The Wall of Miss Douglas’ studio room after the taping…I’ll bet she was livid with how Мишель barged her way into lecturing her on what she can or cannot eat.
Hey MAOTUS bitch! She’s the frakking athlete! She knows what she can and cannot eat to stay in shape. You didn’t make her a Champion!
brookly red wrote:
Beats listening to her.
http://js-kit.com/blob/CXHRSi0552dCY2KDRFKF8O.png
yenta-fada wrote:
/fortunately Miss Douglas declined the apple she offered
yenta-fada wrote:
You worded my #1 in a nice way
Mooch before the surgery.
http://js-kit.com/blob/CXHRSi0552dCY2KDRFKF8O.png
yenta-fada wrote:
trust me I don’t listen to any of them.
yenta-fada wrote:
caption: and your little dog too
I’ve got a trove of these.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2099033/Why-doesnt-Michelle-Obama-just-join-cast-Glee-First-Lady-leads-14-000-dance-celebrate-Lets-Move-campaign.html
Back in the early days of the era of Obama..
@ yenta-fada:
God knows how would cast her….
The rest are on my other computer.
http://news.daylife.com/photo/07olftQbJngU0?__site=daylife&q=michelle+obama
Macker wrote:
Something prehistoric, perhaps?
@ doriangrey:
That…brings tears to my eyes…and rage in the Обамаs’….
yenta-fada wrote:
Considering that it’s Glee, perhaps more along the lines of her playing for the other team…. 8)
No class. These people are wretched and small.
@ yenta-fada:
man you are a glutton for punishment……………….
Egg McMuffin = 300 calories, 18 grams of protein.
Not a totally unhealthy breakfast -- IMO, now throw in a greasy side of has browns, well that’s another thing.
eaglesoars wrote:
Here’s my new personal favorite. The elegant ‘First Lady’ making the basketball team at the Olympics line up to be mauled.
http://js-kit.com/blob/qPsHUvLE_o4HNMCYO9rVG9.jpg
eaglesoars wrote:
I’m just a wee bit fixated on this. As in, I can’t believe it’s really happening. Plus, every pic is a caption contest. lol
yenta-fada wrote:
Two shoats wrasslin’ in a bag.
yenta-fada wrote:
I can’t WAIT for Ann Romney
@ Dolphin:
I wouldn’t care if Gabby Douglas celebrated with chocolate cake and a whole stick of butter for her breakfast, because that would be her business. This was Gabby’s day, Gabby’s achievement, and it is Gabby’s life.
Our lives do not belong to these people God Damn it! They are our own, and as such I find it annoyingly presumptuous that Michelle Obama and her ilk have seen fit to interject themselves into almost every decision of daily living that we as Americans are involved with. That these people are indeed in charge, and exerting that authority to make our lives miserable just pisses me off!
Please excuse my language, I don’t participate in vulgarity often, but this one really has my cackles up.
Mooch talking about herself to the Olympians.
Dolphin wrote:
has browns? … sometimes there is prophecy in typos.
@ yenta-fada:
That clip looks like she is high or drunk.
brookly red wrote:
indeed!
eaglesoars wrote:
I can take a hint.
I won’t punish you guys again…..for now.
@ brookly red:
LOL!!
Nope, just tired.
Dolphin wrote:
She looks drunk in a lot of her clips. Seriously.
Flyovercountry wrote:
I see no vulgarity, I see a profound spiritual statement.
@ Flyovercountry:
The whole world is rioting, and these people are partying and campaigning. It’s surreal.
eaglesoars wrote:
The overweight masochists of “Gluttons for Punishment” had a lovely float in this year’s Gay Pride Parade…
@ Flyovercountry:
You are excused. I don’t often go on a rant here (but have on occasion), but here at home, hubby has been known to retreat to his computer, headphones and music on his computer when I go off.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Wow. Now I want a cookie.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
GHA!! BRAIN BLEACH!!
Dolphin wrote:
/sound like a preacher… Now throw in a greasy side of has browns and George Sorors has set the table for the devils breakfast! Uh-hu, the devil he don’t eat no grits… the devil he eats himself some has browns.
Can I get a witness?
brookly red wrote:
There’s a Witness ringing your doorbell right now, with literature…
brookly red wrote:
AMEN, BROTHER! PAAAREACH IT!
@ eaglesoars:
http://js-kit.com/blob/a8oj_7yVZGpu2xhYALwGWI.jpg
Between the two of the, Barry and Michelle haven’t got the class of a fart in church.
yenta-fada wrote:
Looks like Barack Obama’s son…
@ yenta-fada:
Best Big, Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ingredients
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup unsalted butter, melted
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
1 egg 1 egg yolk
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
Directions
1. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets or line with parchment paper. 2. Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. 3. In a medium bowl, cream together the melted butter, brown sugar and white sugar until well blended. Beat in the vanilla, egg, and egg yolk until light and creamy. Mix in the sifted ingredients until just blended. Stir in the chocolate chips by hand using a wooden spoon. Drop cookie dough 1/4 cup at a time onto the prepared cookie sheets. Cookies should be about 3 inches apart. 4. Bake for 15 to 17 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the edges are lightly toasted. Cool on baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring to wire racks to cool completely.
makes about 15 large cookies.
Hubby wants dinner.
@ brookly red:
AMEN!
LOL.
Ya’all are on fire tonight.
coldwarrior wrote:
the devil he don’t eat no grits no way, the devil he eats has browns, greasy has browns… he loves himself some soul food, so don’t be letting your soul be his food.
@ coldwarrior:
LOL.
I, too, have to get started on dinner. Shrimp and pasta with broccoli!
Hasbro makes the E-Z Bake Oven. So, if your bro can haz has browns, use Hasbro.
the devil, he takes your bread in taxes,
he takes your eggs in planed parenthood before your chickens can roost,
he takes pork from your congress,
and he tops it with free government cheese…
@ brookly red:
@ brookly red:
BRING IT FROM THE PULPIT! PRAISE HIM!
might have to set up a tent and have a revival!
BTW Mark Levin is running with the Mooch McMuffin story…
coldwarrior wrote:
my agent is talking to Chic-fil -A …
Michelle Obama clearly wished that she could kick the stuffin’
Out of the lithe Olympian who ate an Egg McMuffin
She said to herself, “It’s unfair! She is so lithe and fit,
“While there’s a giant sack of fat beneath me when I sit.”
Leave it to the NYT to double down on stupid
Mark Thompson, outgoing director general of the BBC, has been named the new president and chief executive of the New York Times.
The BBC hates America more than the NYT does.
Newt Gingrich should be a debate moderator
eaglesoars wrote:
Not any more.
waldensianspirit wrote:
And Mark Steyn.
Victor Davis Hansen.
Andrew McCarthy.
Christian Adams.
So many non-hacks to choose from.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Are you familiar with Tibetan Buddaisam? on the wheel of life on the stages she it the hungry ghost. Hideously fat with a big head and a tiny throat… she can not possibly consume all that she thinks is required to make her happy
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Jonah Goldberg
Mark Levin
eaglesoars wrote:
As a New Yorker I live in constant shame of the old grey
ladywhore.@ eaglesoars:Breitbart?
May he rest in peace.
waldensianspirit wrote:
just as a goof I would like to see Ron Paul as a debate monitor
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Don’t those work using an incandescent bulb?
Probably illegal now…
Dolphin wrote:
You know what my husband does when I go off grabs a beer and watches the intertainment. I am not kidding on this. He says it is one of the reasons he married me.
The only time he doesn’t is if I’m going off on him which isn’t often.
brookly red wrote:
Last year I cancelled our subscriptions to the NYT and the Economist. This year I’m letting the sub to the Financial Times expire.
@ brookly red:
You know I do know about the hungry ghosts of that religion.
The old gray lady ain’t what she used to be
Ain’t what she used to be
Ain’t what she used to be
The old gray lady ain’t what she used to be
Many a long year ago…
What was Michelle Obama doing there anyway??? If I were Gabby I would eat another egg mcmuffin tomorrow just to say I can eat what the hell I want.
/I love egg mcmuffins.
brookly red wrote:
I think more of hungry, hungry hippos. In honor of the First Lady’s African heritage, of course.
I can’t comment at Daedalus any longer. Does anyone know why?
lobo91 wrote:
They do! Good grief no more E-Z Bake Ovens. What a shame.
@ Lily:
Can’t cook arugula with it anyway…
I need to go pick up dinner. Eggplant parm over linguine with sauteed spinach & garlic bread.
I don’t give a ratsass what moooch thinks because they built it themselves and I paid for it myself… like that bitch.
BatGuano wrote:
Go into your wordpress account and set a new password. It worked for me when I couldn’t get on a while back.
@ Lily:
My hubby’s father is the one that drove me more into politics. I was a conservative , republican, but after we got together and fil knew my political standings it was on! Then I got fil him his first computer and talked them into dial up. Good lord did unleash a beast! We were on the phone with each other at least three times a week for an hour or more each time.
Sure do miss you Hector.
@ lobo91:
Hey glad to see you back on home ground!
And I bet you are enjoying your internet and just plain being back home.
@ Lily:
Thanks!
Lily wrote:
I’ve spent all day getting stuff working again.
@ Dolphin:
My son is the one that is constantly giving me updates on politic’s.
My oldest…my youngest is too busy with his baby girl.
@ lobo91:
I bet! Bet you are glad to be back home and on our time again!
BatGuano wrote:
Let me know if it works. WordPress gets wonky at times.
obama should be proud.
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/14/muslim-brotherhood-takeover-of-egypt-almost-complete-islamists-appointed-editors-of-egyptian-state-run-media-by-morsi/
@ Lily:
FIL was a semi regular call in to talk radio. Often times Rush. Rush started calling him his “Hispanic Houstonian”
lobo91 wrote:
Welcome back, man. You home for good or is this just a temporary leave thing?
@ Brick:
For good.
At least, that’s the plan.
@ lobo91:
Hasbro’s R&D department (now relocated to Shanghai) is working on a new iteration of the Easy-Bake Oven using 10 CFL lamps in place of the original 60-watt incandescent bulb, to provide the same amount of heat.
It’s anticipated that the new Earth-Friendly Easy-Bake will retail for $129.95, CFLs not included.
Of course, if left on too long, the new oven will overheat, causing the CFLs to burst and scatter mercury all over little Muffin’s pound cake. But that ties in with yet another Hasbro offering, the official CSI Junior Autopsy Kit.
@ Dolphin:
WoW! That is great.
/me I found out on my own …. my family is well lets just I know the leftist’s talking points and their hatred all too well.
As far as my in-laws what their political view was I have no idea. They died too young, before I could know.
@ Alberta Oil Peon:
Sounds so totally safe/not!!!!!
lobo91 wrote:
I hope things stick to the plan then.
@ Brick:
Me too.
All I need now is a job…
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
Irwin Mainway approves.
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
CDN or US?
So what Biden didn’t say it? I mean this is the way you want to play something that actually happened??
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/14/axeldouche-outrage-over-biden-telling-largely-black-crowd-romney-wants-to-put-them-back-in-chains-is-phony/
New. thread
lobo91 wrote:
If my numbers match Powerball tomorrow evening would you be interested in being in charge of my security detail?
@ Lily:
I wish people would not focus on THAT gaffe and focus on THIS one.
“I know we can win North Carolina!”
He was in Danville Virginia
@ lobo91:
Time to get your shooting gig up and running again. Now more then ever women want to learn how to handle firearms.
eaglesoars wrote:
Oh yeah I saw that too. Good grief. He didn’t know what state he was in and our president doesn’t know how many states we have.
Give it time…it might go viral soon…there is so much to work with with Biden.
NoThreat2U wrote:
I am, but I don’t think I can make a living at it. There just isn’t enough of a market (or there are too many instructors).
@ Macker:
Yes.
@ lobo91:
Run specials….Ladie’s Day….Men’s day…..refresher courses. Are you able to teach young people? I dont know the rules out your way.
eaglesoars wrote:
He (Joe Plugs) is a real mental defective.
Wouldn’t that be great debates with all moderators youz guys mentioned? Almost historic
NoThreat2U wrote:
I can train anyone I want, as long as they’re old enough/mature enough to follow directions and act safely.
@ lobo91:
Ya for Kid’s Day! C’mon, let’s get creative here! I would like to see you expand and be successful. Does CO require a hunter’s safety course before anyone of any age gets a hunting license….or are you just sticking to personal safety issues?
lobo91 wrote:
My sister-in-law this past weekend who wouldn’t even touch a handgun, took and passed her NRA basic Pistol on Sunday. Now she wants my brother to buy her a pistol!
If my sister-in-law is any indication -- there really is a broader (pardon my pun) market out there wanting this training.
@ NoThreat2U:
At the moment, I’m just doing handgun training. I’m not certified for hunter safety.
@ Brick:
I firmly believe that. With the world gone crazy, people want personal protection. Also, get a gun and learn how to use it before they try to take them away.
@ lobo91:
I see. I posted a link here maybe two weeks ago about how more women in CO are arming themselves. Hope they come to you for training.
NoThreat2U wrote:
The market is definitely picking up. I had several people contact me before I even got back.
@ lobo91:
Glad to hear that!
BatGuano wrote:
You have functioning neurons?
NoThreat2U wrote:
Amen to that. How you been faring my yinzer sister?
Brick wrote:
I don’t mean to be rude, but may I ask how old she is? And what changed her mind?
@ Brick:
Doing pretty well my yinzer bro! Still some trial and error with what to eat and what not. Feeling pretty good lately though. Only pain in the ass is the fatigue.
So kind of you to ask. And how are things at Chez Brick? Colder weather moving in state already!
@ waldensianspirit:
A question that will not be asked:
“Mister President, how many states are there in the Union?”
eaglesoars wrote:
She’s late 30′s -- and not rude at all.
As to what changed her mind? Who knows for sure, but I’ll ask her.
It’s kind of vindicating for me because for years she derisively referred to my wife and me as the cowboy couple. Whatever. We still love her and because of that we worked on her whenever we got the opportunity. She still won’t admit to me she had fun, but that’s okay. She took a huge step this weekend and I didn’t hesitate to tell her that!
What was most gratifying to me was that when she got back from the training -- she ran up and showed me her target (but then I guess had a George Bailey shaking the hand of that old dude in the wheelchair moment). Too late -- yer busted. She shot a perfect 150 -- 8x by the way. Kudos to her and her instructors!
NoThreat2U wrote:
No complaints, here. Watching a natural sound and light show going on right now. Hope I remembered to batten everything down outside.
Brick wrote:
Whoa!!
Here in Virginia in order to pass you have to put X number of bullets in a tight enough grouping the instructor approves -- but it’s a timed test. You don’t get 5 minutes to aim each round.
We got to practice enough until we were comfortable enough to test.
And it is SO much fun.
eaglesoars wrote:
some might even say…cathartic.
Brick wrote:
Did you know I have acquired a Remington 870 12 ga?
Cathartic indeed.
You might be entertained by this exercise: try to find anything official about Michelle Obama’s height and weight. I did this a while back to try to determine her BMI since she’s determined to foist that idiotic statistic on us. It’s stupid of her to do (ok no surprise) since BMI is badly biased toward declaring tall people “obese”.
What I found is that the only “official” weight ever released was 136. That’s a bigger fantasy than Lord of the Rings.
Yet here she is trying to micro-manage a gold-medal-winning athlete’s diet. Is it galling idiocy or idiotic gall? I can’t decide.