I can’t decide under what category to file this one. Does it belong in the definition of Chutzpah category? Does it belong more to the, “I can’t wait for these people to be gone,” bucket? Will noticing that Michelle Obama has flown beyond the line of minding her own freaking business and landed herself squarely in a place that is devoid of all manners, self restraint, common human courtesy, and humility, get me called a racist, because the offending party, Michelle Obama, happens to be an African American? The level of arrogant pomposity achieved here has broken all previous records, even those held by her husband, the veritable poster child of arrogant pomposity.
What we have here, just to put it all in perspective, is a conspicuously overweight woman of elite privilege lecturing the, in perfect shape pixie sprite sized young lady who just won an Olympic Gold Medal for being the very best female gymnast in the wold, for eating a single Egg McMuffin. So intent on politicizing every thing under the sun, including our very own and personal dietary choices, Michelle Obama found it impossible to allow Gabby Douglas her moment in the sun. She was invited to appear on the Tonight Show ostensibly to celebrate her achievement as becoming one of the greatest athletes currently living. Allowing her that little bit of recognition for her achievement was just too much for Michelle Obama to bear. The nerve of that young lady, in obvious top physical condition, to believe that she actually put in the lion’s share of the effort to win her own Gold Medal is simply astonishing. Doesn’t she know that it’s all about her social superiors, ie., the Obama’s?
For anyone who believes me to be wrong, I invite you to let us all know of a single accomplishment of positive impact upon anything that Michelle has had, and then we can discuss whether or not it gives her standing to lecture anyone on anything concerning what they choose to put into their mouths and subsequently digest.
(Michelle, pay attention to lesson one on how to be gracious, courteous, and polite.)
To Gabby Douglas, I say congratulations on your stunning victory as the greatest woman’s gymnast on the planet today. I also would have celebrated with a fine McDonald’s sandwich, perhaps the Steak Egg, and Cheese Bagel, Hash Browns, and Coffee. I wish you the best in what ever endeavor you choose for yourself and would like to take this opportunity to thank you for being a wonderful ambassador to the world community on behalf of the United States of America. Warmest regards always, John.
P.S. you may also wish to celebrate by enjoying a nice Papa John’s Pizza and a sandwich from Chick-Fil-A.
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