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Nazi Threat Over! Cheeto Eating Monkey Relieved.

by coldwarrior ( 73 Comments › )
Filed under Open thread at August 24th, 2012 - 8:00 pm

That was a close one!

 

Nazi threat over, Potter Township envisioning park

 

POTTER TWP. — Convinced that a Nazi attack on Potter Township or anywhere in central Beaver County or the middle Atlantic states is unlikely, federal officials are removing a U.S. Air Force fuel center from the banks of lower Raccoon Creek.

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73 Responses to “Nazi Threat Over! Cheeto Eating Monkey Relieved.”
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  1. Lily
    1 | August 24, 2012 8:09 pm

    Really? Nazi threat? Oh my! ;)
    /it was a close one.


  2. coldwarrior
    2 | August 24, 2012 8:12 pm

    Lily wrote:

    Really? Nazi threat? Oh my!
    /it was a close one.

    we really dodged a bullet!

    :lol:


  3. 3 | August 24, 2012 8:18 pm

    Charles Johnson can close his blog now.


  4. The Osprey
    4 | August 24, 2012 8:41 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    Charles Johnson can close his blog now.

    He will crunch Cheetos™ on the porch…he will crunch Cheetos™ in the living room…and the garage.
    He will crunch Cheetos™ at his computer desk…he will never surrender!


  5. brookly red
    5 | August 24, 2012 8:44 pm

    coming from NY I am amazed that there really are places named Beaver County & Raccoon Creek


  6. 6 | August 24, 2012 8:44 pm

    @ The Osprey:
    @ brookly red:

    I saw Obama 2016. You guys have to see it.


  7. lobo91
    7 | August 24, 2012 8:48 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ The Osprey:
    @ brookly red:

    I saw Obama 2016. You guys have to see it.

    I’m not going anywhere until I’m convinced that the Nazis really aren’t coming.
    //


  8. brookly red
    8 | August 24, 2012 8:51 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ The Osprey:
    @ brookly red:

    I saw Obama 2016. You guys have to see it.

    the wheels are really starting to come off the 0 mobile huh?


  9. huckfunn
    9 | August 24, 2012 8:54 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    the wheels are really starting to come off the 0 mobile huh?

    Yeppers…


  10. 10 | August 24, 2012 8:54 pm

    @ lobo91:

    :lol:

    There are Nazi snipers invading America!
    //


  11. 11 | August 24, 2012 8:55 pm

    @ brookly red:

    It destroys the mythos of Obama. It stresses his adherence to 3rd World Liberation.


  12. Dolphin
    12 | August 24, 2012 8:55 pm

    @ Rodan:
    Did you read the book or just saw the movie?

    Btw -- I started listening to “Invisible Man” today -- only got about 30 min into it (just after the reefer trip). My first impression -- pretty strange book!

    :-)


  13. Dolphin
    13 | August 24, 2012 8:57 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    That is great! Along with the caption from the post.


  14. brookly red
    14 | August 24, 2012 8:57 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    brookly red wrote:

    the wheels are really starting to come off the 0 mobile huh?

    Yeppers…

    well you wanted an attack machine… he who lives by hollywood dies by hollywood


  15. 15 | August 24, 2012 8:58 pm

    @ Dolphin:
    I saw the movie. It really explains what Obama is.


  16. brookly red
    16 | August 24, 2012 8:59 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ Dolphin:
    I saw the movie. It really explains what Obama is.

    has Holder tried to block it yet? (no / at all)


  17. huckfunn
    17 | August 24, 2012 9:03 pm

    @ Dolphin:
    @ brookly red:
    Mike Ramirez does great cartoons and I just happened to see that one this afternoon. Perfect timing. :cool:


  18. brookly red
    18 | August 24, 2012 9:04 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    @ Dolphin:
    @ brookly red:
    Mike Ramirez does great cartoons and I just happened to see that one this afternoon. Perfect timing.

    yes and timing is every thing…


  19. 19 | August 24, 2012 9:05 pm

    @ brookly red:

    I don’t think the Regime expected this movie to get traction.


  20. brookly red
  21. 21 | August 24, 2012 9:07 pm

    Pardon me for sounding a bit paranoid, but:

    http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_21391226/st-paul-those-are-actually-special-ops-training

    This sounds like those black helicopter stories that went around during the reign of Big Bubba.

    So who’s the theoretical opponent? Certainly not the inhabitants of certain “ethnic” neighborhoods who could start a riot when The Big Zero is not reelected. That would be racist.

    Isn’t it nice that everyone who enlists in the armed forces of the United States takes an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution?


  22. brookly red
    22 | August 24, 2012 9:07 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ brookly red:

    I don’t think the Regime expected this movie to get traction.

    so 0 is screaming at Eric now and threatening not to pardon him?


  23. 23 | August 24, 2012 9:08 pm

    @ brookly red:

    I did that on DOD. Charles was crowing about Romney doing it. Well his beloved god-king is even worse.


  24. 24 | August 24, 2012 9:09 pm

    @ brookly red:

    Probably. You really have to see it.


  25. brookly red
    25 | August 24, 2012 9:10 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ brookly red:

    I did that on DOD. Charles was crowing about Romney doing it. Well his beloved god-king is even worse.

    well I guess CJ feels about you like a sox fan feels about the Yankees…


  26. huckfunn
    26 | August 24, 2012 9:10 pm

    Giants lead the Bears 10-7, bottom of the 2nd.


  27. brookly red
    27 | August 24, 2012 9:11 pm

    Rodan wrote:

    @ brookly red:

    Probably. You really have to see it.

    Oh I will… I just need to find the right moon-bat to bring ;)


  28. huckfunn
    28 | August 24, 2012 9:16 pm

    Dolphin wrote:

    Btw – I started listening to “Invisible Man” today – only got about 30 min into it (just after the reefer trip). My first impression – pretty strange book!

    I just finished The Last Stand by Nathaniel Philbirck. Not much new, but I’ve always been a sucker for a new Custer book. My Dad took us through Custer National Park in a 1958 Plymouth station wagon in about 1959. We drove from our home in PA to my Grandma’s house in Los Angles. At any rate, I’ve been interested in the Custer story ever since.


  29. Dolphin
    29 | August 24, 2012 9:21 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    NE is loosing

    Tampa 20
    NE 7

    :(


  30. huckfunn
    30 | August 24, 2012 9:24 pm

    Dolphin wrote:

    @ huckfunn:
    NE is loosing

    Tampa 20
    NE 7

    Yay! Aw, gee. That’s to bad. :grin:


  31. Dolphin
    31 | August 24, 2012 9:27 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    Lmao. I am really trying to get into the season, just not there yet. I am not ready to give up my weekends to football for the next six months.


  32. huckfunn
    32 | August 24, 2012 9:48 pm

    @ Dolphin:
    Just got a call from my brother. My niece, who was valedictorian of her high school class in May, is now safely ensconced in a dorm at UT where she will start the first day of her college career in mechanical engineering on Wednesday. Big day.


  33. song_and_dance_man
    33 | August 24, 2012 9:53 pm

    Cheeto Eating Monkey Relieved.

    Dump, man, dump.


  34. song_and_dance_man
    34 | August 24, 2012 9:55 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    Just got a call from my brother. My niece, who was valedictorian of her high school class in May, is now safely ensconced in a dorm at UT where she will start the first day of her college career in mechanical engineering on Wednesday. Big day.

    Isn’t that great. My son starts his career working on a bachelors next week. Computer science.


  35. song_and_dance_man
    35 | August 24, 2012 9:57 pm

    Kids are great. They are the most pliable humans on Gods’ great earth. Teach them well and they will please you to no end.


  36. huckfunn
    36 | August 24, 2012 10:00 pm

    song_and_dance_man wrote:

    Isn’t that great. My son starts his career working on a bachelors next week. Computer science.

    Outstanding. Congrats to you for getting him there. UNM or NMSU?


  37. lobo91
    37 | August 24, 2012 10:05 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    song_and_dance_man wrote:

    Isn’t that great. My son starts his career working on a bachelors next week. Computer science.

    Outstanding. Congrats to you for getting him there. UNM or NMSU?

    Does NMSU even have computers?
    //


  38. song_and_dance_man
    38 | August 24, 2012 10:07 pm

    @ huckfunn:
    UNM

    We are both stoked. And congrats to your niece. There is almost nothing better than a fine education. Home being the best place to start.


  39. 39 | August 24, 2012 10:09 pm

    @ Rodan:

    CHOOM! (Thanks to The Osprey for the inspiration)


  40. song_and_dance_man
    40 | August 24, 2012 10:09 pm

    lobo91 wrote:

    Does NMSU even have computers?
    //

    Cuneiform and hand signals. ///


  41. huckfunn
    41 | August 24, 2012 10:11 pm

    lobo91 wrote:

    Does NMSU even have computers?

    Dunno. I know they have a football stadium. When I played high school football in Alamogordo, we played Las Cruces in the NMSU stadium.


  42. 42 | August 24, 2012 10:12 pm

    song_and_dance_man wrote:

    lobo91 wrote:

    Does NMSU even have computers?
    //

    Cuneiform and hand signals. ///

    Oh God! Punch cards, DASD drum drives, and 9600 baud modems!


  43. huckfunn
    43 | August 24, 2012 10:12 pm

    song_and_dance_man wrote:

    @ huckfunn:
    UNM

    We are both stoked. And congrats to your niece. There is almost nothing better than a fine education. Home being the best place to start.

    Fantastic! Go Lobos!


  44. brookly red
    44 | August 24, 2012 10:12 pm

    Macker wrote:

    @ Rodan:

    CHOOM! (Thanks to The Osprey for the inspiration)

    well done.


  45. 45 | August 24, 2012 10:13 pm

    @ huckfunn:

    I remember the assembly point for the Trinity Site caravan was at Tularosa HS stadium….


  46. 46 | August 24, 2012 10:15 pm

    @ brookly red:

    Wow man…COSMIC!


  47. lobo91
    47 | August 24, 2012 10:17 pm

    @ song_and_dance_man:

    UNM 1999

    //In case you were wondering about the nic…


  48. song_and_dance_man
    48 | August 24, 2012 10:17 pm

    This is strange. I thought the Nazi’s were outed and dealt with Fosters harangue over VB and the Gates of V.

    digging up tanks seems a bit of green overreach.


  49. huckfunn
    49 | August 24, 2012 10:18 pm

    Macker wrote:

    @ huckfunn:

    I remember the assembly point for the Trinity Site caravan was at Tularosa HS stadium….

    Our JV’s played Tularosa’s varsity and we kicked their butts every time. I worked for the pool company that built the Tularosa High natatorium.


  50. song_and_dance_man
    50 | August 24, 2012 10:22 pm

    Macker wrote:

    and 9600 baud modems!

    Luxury. I was envious of a friend who somehow acquired a 2400 baud in the days when 1200 was state of the art during the BBS and Compuserve era.


  51. song_and_dance_man
    51 | August 24, 2012 10:24 pm

    huckfunn wrote:

    Fantastic! Go Lobos!

    Are you local now? You seem to know the territory.


  52. gibsonz
    52 | August 24, 2012 10:26 pm

    A spilt bag of cheeto`s poured onto the floor, the ever alert Jonhson cast his gaze upon the mess and quickly discovered yet another racist, nazi induced subliminal message starring back at him…


  53. huckfunn
    53 | August 24, 2012 10:27 pm

    song_and_dance_man wrote:

    huckfunn wrote:

    Fantastic! Go Lobos!

    Are you local now? You seem to know the territory.

    Southern NM is my old stomping grounds having gone to HS in Alamogordo. I live outside of Austin, but have a home in Ruidoso. We’ll be out there in September or October.


  54. 54 | August 24, 2012 10:27 pm

    the coolness of Obama is fading even with Hollywood.

    Hollywood bailing on President Obama and the Democratic National Convention

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/08/24/hollywood-bailing-on-president-obama-and-democratic-national-convention/#ixzz24WM8hs59


    LOS ANGELES – President Obama recently praised Hollywood superstar George Clooney, calling him a “wonderful guy” and good friend. But even in the wake of the headline-grabbing compliments, a rep for the Oscar-winning actor confirmed he will not be attending the forthcoming Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Charlotte, North Carolina.

    And it seems the majority of Clooney’s high-powered Hollywood counterparts are also passing on the 2012 convention – a far cry from 2008’s showdown in Denver, Colorado which attracted dozens of A-listers including Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Silverman, Fallout Boy, John Legend, Cyndi Lauper, Ashanti, Fran Drescher, Ashley Judd, Rage Against the Machine, Aisha Tyler, Anne Hathaway, Susan Sarandon, Jon Hamm, Cash Warren, Jessica Alba, Fergie, Will.i.am, Kanye West, Matthew Modine, Kerry Washington, Stevie Wonder, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Hudson, Shawn Johnson, Forest Whitaker, Star Jones, Wilmer Valderama, Daniel Dae Kim, Kelly Hu, Jamie Foxx, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Chevy Chase, Richard Dreyfuss, Melissa Etheridge and Pharrell Williams.

    Just to name a few.

    We reached out to reps for all of the above in an attempt to find out if these stars would be attending the DNC again this year. A majority did not respond, but of those who did, few will be making a return trip.


  55. 55 | August 24, 2012 10:30 pm

    song_and_dance_man wrote:

    digging up tanks seems a bit of green overreach.

    Tanks can collaspe.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster


  56. brookly red
    56 | August 24, 2012 10:37 pm

    @ Rodan:

    We’re not gonna take it
    Never did and never will
    We’re not gonna take it
    Gonna break it, gonna shake it,
    let’s forget it better still


  57. brookly red
    57 | August 24, 2012 10:38 pm

    brookly red wrote:

    @ Rodan:

    We’re not gonna take it
    Never did and never will
    We’re not gonna take it
    Gonna break it, gonna shake it,
    let’s forget it better still

    false Messiahs fall hard


  58. song_and_dance_man
    58 | August 24, 2012 10:39 pm

    <bhuckfunn wrote:

    Southern NM is my old stomping grounds having gone to HS in Alamogordo. I live outside of Austin, but have a home in Ruidoso. We’ll be out there in September or October.

    Artesia is where I sprung. I have family up and down the state over many gens.

    After growing up in LA for the better part of my life I find vacating life in soCal to be a defining moment. I came home.


  59. song_and_dance_man
    59 | August 24, 2012 10:42 pm

    I gotsta go… later


  60. lobo91
    60 | August 24, 2012 10:51 pm

    @ song_and_dance_man:

    I grew up in LA and western NM.

    It would take an awful lot to get me to leave Colorado Springs now, though.


  61. Mars
    61 | August 25, 2012 1:05 am

    Rodan, can you let M know there is a new article in the email? This is probably one of the worst cases of aberrant thinking I’ve ever posted about.


  62. The Osprey
    62 | August 25, 2012 1:53 am

    Rodan wrote:

    @ The Osprey:
    @ brookly red:

    I saw Obama 2016. You guys have to see it.

    i just got back from it. Excellent film. Like you say it really explains Obama’s Third World Marxist Anti-Colonialist ideology. It’s very well put together and quite riveting for an “intellectual” film…you get the feeling like you are right there with Dinesh as he tracks down the mystery of Obama’s identity all over the globe.

    I had some weird flashbacks during the Punahou School sequences. Must have been the Maui Wowie.
    :lol: CHOOM!


  63. Bob in Breckenridge
    63 | August 25, 2012 2:46 am

    Rodan wrote:

    Charles Johnson can close his blog now.

    You mean it’s still there?


  64. Bob in Breckenridge
    64 | August 25, 2012 2:49 am

    coldwarrior wrote:

    Lily wrote:
    Really? Nazi threat? Oh my!
    /it was a close one.

    we really dodged a bullet!

    Did you post at the cesspool?


  65. Bob in Breckenridge
    65 | August 25, 2012 2:50 am

    brookly red wrote:

    coming from NY I am amazed that there really are places named Beaver County & Raccoon Creek

    There’s also Licking, Missouri.


  66. Bob in Breckenridge
    66 | August 25, 2012 2:54 am

    brookly red wrote:

    coming from NY I am amazed that there really are places named Beaver County & Raccoon Creek

    AND…There’s a NASCAR driver named “Dick Trickle”, and a professional golfer named “Rod Spittle”. For what it’s worth.


  67. 67 | August 25, 2012 3:41 am

    @ Bob in Breckenridge:
    I don’t get it.


  68. Ozark Mountain Daredevil
    68 | August 25, 2012 4:06 am

    Jack Asbeiter wrote:

    @ Bob in Breckenridge:
    I don’t get it.

    Yeah. What the hell is he talking about, Jack?


  69. 69 | August 25, 2012 6:30 am

    No gun news, so how about a weather report? Blowing like stink here this morning, as a late Antarctic cold front moves through. It is still winter here, after all. Forget taking a reef in the main; it’s time for the storm sails.

    Which reminds me that it’s only 25 days until International Talk Like A Pirate Day (Sept. 19.) So best be getting your piratical lingo in shape, mateys. Arrr!


  70. 70 | August 25, 2012 6:32 am

    And I see that Slow Joe’s Tampa trip has been cancelled. Rayra at GCP described Biden as “The crash test dummy for DNC/Administration attacks on Republicans -- no status to lose.” That’s just about the best description I’ve yet heard.


  71. Ozark Mountain Daredevil
    71 | August 25, 2012 7:07 am

    Mike C. wrote:

    No gun news, so how about a weather report? Blowing like stink here this morning, as a late Antarctic cold front moves through. It is still winter here, after all. Forget taking a reef in the main; it’s time for the storm sails.
    Which reminds me that it’s only 25 days until International Talk Like A Pirate Day (Sept. 19.) So best be getting your piratical lingo in shape, mateys. Arrr!

    You’re not the late great loflyer from the cesspool, are you?


  72. 72 | August 25, 2012 7:36 am

    @ Ozark Mountain Daredevil:

    ??? No, I am, and always have been, Mike C., even back at the swamp (although that’s been years now.)


  73. 73 | August 25, 2012 7:47 am

    @ Mike C.:

    Full Disclaimer -- Okay, I was also the cunningly-named “Mike C.’s Sock Puppet” back at the swamp as well… I was surprised Chaz caught that one.


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