Will this be standard fan gear after this week??
Well, it’s Week 3 and frankly, this is not turning out at ALLLLL like I was hoping. Saints are 0 and 2. 0 and 2?? Really. Can’t Sean Payton sneak into Pat O’s and sneak some phone calls? I mean, do you have to turn over your cell records to Goodell on Monday morning? Dude, dress up like a cheerleader or something – send some signals to the Hardy Boys on the sidelines. I mean are those guys even old enough to shave?
Anyhoo, here are today’s and Monday’s matchups – good luck to your team. I’m still hoping I’m coherent by half time. The Oakland fans in my house are rooting for the Falcons against the Chargers, which means that they can get their own dinner.
Rams @ Bears
Bills @ Browns
Bucks @ Cowboys
Jaguars @ Colts
Jets @ Dolphins
49ers @ Vikikngs
Chiefs @ Saints
Lions @ Titans
Bengals @ Redskins
Eagles @ Cardinals
Falcons @ Chargers
Texans @ Broncos
Steelers @ Raiders
Patriots @ Ravens
Monday: Packers @ Sea Hawks
Byes: Bears, Rams
Fred Thompson @fredthompson
NFL removes replacement official from Saints-Panthers game for being Saints fan. Wish media had similar policy for their WH reporters. #tcot
This is the correct thread.
Rodan wrote:
Which is the incorrect thread?
Regarding NFL and NCAA football. I just figured out a couple of months ago that most of those black players with the long stringy hair are essentially wearing wigs. That’s not their real hair. It’s a weave called “extensions”. How goofy for macho ball players to be wearing wigs.
That is all.
Is this the “Random Thread Shuffle” today? Sheesh…
@ Mike C.:
Maybe there is an admin about who can bump up CG’s thread?
Calo wrote:
I think they’re all celebrating Bourbon Heritage Month… A lot…
@ Mike C.:
I don’t think that is an approved Hallmark Card Giving Holiday.
Things are smokin’ right along here at the ol’ Blogmocracy. Good thing I have some work to do.
Calo wrote:
Done.
Calo wrote:
Well, now that they KNOW about it…
Man, are the Bengals blowing it.
@ huckfunn:
You only bumped it because Dallas is winning right now.
Thank you.
Calo wrote:
It bloody well should be… And you heard that from a confirmed scotch drinker…
I’m watching the Bears & the Rams.
This is like a wombat beauty contest.
it’s so ugly, both should lose.
@ RIX:
I liked the rams when merlin olsen played for them. I was always a die hard vikings fan, but moved around so much now I favor personalities. Griffin and Tebow. If they do well, great. Fair weather fan.
Egypt says U.S. must respect Arab values to repair damaged relations
I think the reason we formed our country is because we didn’t respect European values. And later on we gave collective Islam the collective finger. I don’t see why anything should change about that. Muslims need to get educated.
Calo wrote:
If Dallas loses, I’m gonna bump it back. I don’t think that will happen.
Chiefs are down, but at least they’re making it close against the Saints.
@ darkwords:
There’s that word again: “respect”. Something the Mohammedans have NEVER earned…and they NEVER will!
@ darkwords:
I like Tebow, I think because they don’t.
The Bears are so feeking boring this year.
Notre Dame & Michigan played a low scoring
game last night, but it was exciting.
@ darkwords:
And will Egypt & the M.E. ever respect American values? Fat flippin’ chance.
@ 21 RIX: i need to get back into football. I enjoyed playing along in a fantasy league. My brother plays 3 of them. I always gamble related to sports. I like having an actual stake in the game.
@ 22 mfhorn: We don’t have any leaders with backbones who will tell them off. Actually Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are the only ones I have heard that are not afraid to have the conversation. The democrats are afraid of ruining their chances of vacationing in Morocco.
@ darkwords:
I’ve taken the liberty of designating each and every Mohammedan country with the following prefix: BF!
Dan Fouts sure hates the replacement refs.
Mike C. wrote:
I didn’t see this thread. It was published early by accident. Thanks for pointing out there were 2 Football threads.
@ huckfunn:
I had one up, Mike C pointed out there were 2 NFL threads.
@ Rodan:
Stuff occurs…
Shit. Lions lost 44-41 in OT to the Titans.
Good grief…Saints lose again. They are hurting badly without Sean Payton.
Has Goodell made his point yet?
@ Lily:
I was surprised KC managed to pull it off.
@ Macker:
that was a barn burner
gonna be several highlight reel plays on espn from that one
mfhorn wrote:
The Saints have drunk deeply from a large bottle of sucktitude.
mfhorn wrote:
Saints are hurting without their head coach. The talent is there. But the off season still has them reeling.
@ MacDuff:
Really you had to say that? Kick a Saints fan while there already down and already knew that this season was going to suck for us anyway. Who do you root for?
MacDuff wrote:
Let’s not forget either their coaching staff has been gutted. So you know it isn’t like this a normal season for the Saints.
@ Lily:
{{Lily}}
The Saints will be back.
Maybe not this year, but next.
@ MacDuff:
No answer excellent choice especially when this Saints fan is annoyed.
Not by you. By the whole damn situatiion.
/just teasing you…but not happy with this year all in all.
@ Calo:
You have no idea how much this sucks!!!!
Hey {{{Calo}}}! The Texans look sharp!
@ Calo:
Oh it hurts!!!
@ Lily:
Sorry -- cain’t hep mysef…
Off Topic:
I just added the 2016 movie about the Zero as a headline post. It can be viewed in its entirety there, if you so choose.
@ Flyovercountry:
How did you get it???? Will watch later.
/you have serious mojo going by being able to get online.
@ Lily:
Football is just a fun diversion from life on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Nice to hear that your son is doing well and that your back is on the mend.
Progress!
@ Lily:
On a list, that’s all. Not sure which list or where, probably due to donating to someone or some cause. Romney’s been able to purchase some of his ads thanks to me, one of those cable buys where they give you 900 commercials on the basic package for $300 no doubt.
@ Mike C.:
Good thing you uprooted yourself and left the USA.
@ Calo:
Ah yes…excellent news on that front. Go for bone density test tomorrow..son gets new set of the PROSE this week also so he can wear them longer. So good news on what matters.
/yeah I normally love watching football..but right now I don’t so much.
I’m already getting over the loss …just football. But yeah this is going to be a long year. Oh well stuff happens…
@ Calo:
/I’m too close to Texas to ever diss the Texans…my fall back team when the Saints aren’t doing well.
@ Flyovercountry:
I see I’ll make sure I watch when I get the chance.
@ Lily:
I might have to watch it now since it looks like the Texans won.
But, if Flyovercountry can post the Breitbart Occupy Unmasked movie due out on DVD/On Demand next week, it would be much appreciated.
Watch out for those darn rocks with jooos hiding behind them
@ Calo:
Ooooh yes and I think I am going to watch this now too.
Ugly win for the Cowboys but I’ll take it nonetheless.
Calo wrote:
I’ve spent years in Texas, thank you very much. It was just an opportune comment. Sheesh…
@ Mike C.:
And, vice versa.
Can I fetch you a sammich and a scotch on the rocks?
BTW, not only do I see nothing but a black screen with a start button on any videos here, but they don’t work, either. Not a problem anywhere else, just on this blog. Very strange…
@ Calo:
No thanks -- I just ate a pork chop and some veggies, so I’m good.
Howard Stern is not my cup of tea but this is funny… and really sad.
@ Mike C.:
Well. as long as you didn’t shop at HEB for your dinner, we’re good.
And, I am about to be annihilated on twitter by the Trenches in 3,2,1…
@ Mike C.:
Just out of curiosity, what browser are you using? Sometimes I’ve had similar problems and have been able to solve by switching browsers.
And another ot:
@ Calo:
Visiting HEB in Houston is like a trip to the UN -- you’re clearly not in the US anymore. And that hippie-clogged Whole Foods wannabe store inside the 610 Loop on Westheimer makes you want to whip out something with full auto capability and just shoot everybody in sight. But if you simply have to pay more than $ 20/pound for coffee, that’s your place.
Houston may have some decent grocery stores, but damned if I ever saw one.
@ Flyovercountry:
Not seeing it.
@ Rancher:
Try following the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mscvdioSb0w&feature=youtu.be
@ Mike C.:
Well, we almost kick started the thread.
Cheesecake and Kalua for dessert?
@ Calo:
Ick. I’m tired so I’m going to bed.
Slow day at the hole factory. Went for a walk, stepped in a hidden boggy spot, and got my foot wet. But I’ll live. beautiful fall day here in central Alberta; got to be in the mid 70′s.
Saw some moose tracks and bear sign, but no wildlife other than a pair of whisky jacks.
@ Mike C.:
Bight.
Sleep well Mike C.
Well got 1/2 through the movie it froze up on me.
Flyovercountry wrote:
I moved it to special report.
At the end of NFL week 3, Houston (AFC) and Arizona (NFC) are the only undefeated teams in the NFL. Dallas, NY and Filthadelphia are tied in the NFC East at 2-1 each after the Eagles lose to Arizona. Redskins in the cellar at 1-2.
Is there a more annoying NFL announcer out there than Cris Collinsworth?
Speranza wrote:
wow, what an echo in here…
@ Speranza:
Yes, Brent Musburger when he was calling NFL games!
You heard it here first:
Nidal Hasan in ICU with “acute circulatory failure.”
May he get his 72 sturgeons.
Woops link didn’t work:
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/archives/021404.html#comments
@ Alberta Oil Peon:
“Acute Circulatory Failure”?
Is that like frakking rocks?
Never heard of the diagnosis before.
Meh, what do I know about third world diseases.
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
May that murdering jihadi traitor not go gently to the hell he richly deserves.
@ Calo:
I think it means his heart shut down. Or his asshole. Whichever is more important to a jihadi.
@ Alberta Oil Peon:
His heart went kaput.
Semantics aside … that is good news.
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
I think the correct answer is: Yes!
@ Calo:
Good news indeed. Kate at SDA hasn’t revealed her source, but I sincerely doubt she’d have run with it if she didn’t think here source is reliable.
In an interview to air tonight on CBS’s 60 Minutes, President Barack Obama will refer to Israel’s concern over Iran’s march toward a nuclear program as “noise.”
Yet there are still people who will echo the lie that obama is a friend to Israel.
I will also point out that in the same way muslims twist concepts like guilt or tolerance, obama’s apparent concept of what is right for the American people is twisted to it’s polar opposite in effect. That is if you take at his word. Which would be a mistake.
@ citizen_q:
There is something of Autumn 1938 in the air.
Does 60 Minutes intend to put Obama on the air every Sunday between now and the election?
Macker wrote:
Is he still around?
@ Speranza:
Probably. Anything to keep Dear Leader in power.
mfhorn wrote:
Tossing him slow pitch softball pitches.
Calo wrote:
According to wikipedia
“Hasan remains incarcerated and uses a wheelchair. He continues to receive paychecks, and his medical expenses are paid by the military.”
@ Speranza:
Remember memo-gate?
Yeah, CBS is as much a mouthpiece for the deamoncraps as MSNBC. I would not be surprised if they do.
Speranza wrote:
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
Speranza wrote:
Brent Musburger and Kirk Herbstreit were the ABC announcers for the September 1 game between Alabama and Michigan.
mfhorn wrote:
red, of course. /
@ citizen_q:
Covers both his politics and what he’s doing to the deficit.
@ Calo:
I don’t think I ever was at a loss of words.
WT#F happened?
Calo wrote:
Cat got yer tongue?
@ huckfunn:
Well. it wasn’t quite a PC comment…
I asked if the ink to print Hasan’s paycheck was cheaper than a single bullet.
ROI and all that fun stuff.
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
Calo wrote:
hey ya’ll
if his heart went kaput… that would be cardiac failure, right?
acute circulatory failure sounds like the fucker slashed his wrists
and started bleeding out
Calo wrote:
Remington subsonic .22 ammo is seven cents a round if you buy it in 500 round blocks.
I figure three to the base of the skull would do the job. That’s 21 cents. Gotta be cheaper than printing
a check.
Thwip, thwip, thwip.
Just saw Dredd (the new one, not the Stallone one). I’m a “2000 AD” comic fan, and the movie did justice to the source material.
Although I have to admit, the movie played it straight; usually the Judge Dredd comic aimed for social satire. In that respect Robocop and Robocop 2 might be more true to the comic.
We might be ready for a Dan Dare movie next . . .
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
72 Virginians to kick his Muzloid ass to hell.
@ rain of lead:
Correct, that would be hypovolemic shock.
You win the prize of being the next caller to the BTR show.
Pony up and sharpen your accent!
Obama and FDR
What do they have in common?
rain of lead wrote:
Maybe it was a shaving accident….
@ Calo:
sorry sweetie
I would have to move north to get my voice to sound sharp
and I have too much buttermilk in my blood to sound like anything
other than a nice southern gentleman
@ Lost:
Oh no, teacher is in the house tonight.
@ Calo:
That’s right and I bet you know your history better than our President does!
@ Calo:
When is the next BTR show?
@ Lost:
This Wednesday -- providing football doesn’t interfere with the host’s schedule.
@ Calo:
Shucks, I have to work.
And how are you, Calo?
@ Lost:
Ah Lost, I will miss your voice and your opinions from Down Under.
I do remember it from when you last called in.
And, I am fine -- got a clear check from he docs last week.
Thank you for asking.
i
@ The Osprey:
Heh! I was wondering about that myself.
“Alright, guys, we got our orders, shave this turkey for court tomorrow. Here’s the cutthroat razor. You start, Private.” “Oh Shit, Sarge, he’s leaking!” “Never mind, Private, keep shaving. Can’t put a bandaid on him if he isn’t clean shaven, can we now?”
@ Calo:
Glad to hear! Take good care of yourself.
I’ll have to try to call next time. If you call in, send my regards.
@ Alberta Oil Peon:
I wonder if he managed to do it to himself?
not that hard to find something to slash your throat
if ya really want to bad enough
Testing
Dry Bones cartoon about Obama`s relationship with Israel. Note what`s on the lectern.
Lost wrote:
They are racists, promotors of the theory of big spender/big government and ignorants ?
Things might go hickey for a moment… please stand by…
m wrote:
We have reached the Outer Limits?
@ rain of lead:
I think, for a jihadi, suicide is as off-limits as it is for a Catholic, barring those instances where the jihadi can take some infidels with him.
He can make more mischief by remaining alive and forcing the USA to try him. His suicide would simply let them close the books quietly.