I’m sure the folks over at DoD will appreciate this:
Let us proceed to rip selrahC a new one on the Overnight Open Thread!
Strangely Shaped Cheetos™ OOT
by Macker ( 66 Comments › )Filed under Diary of Daedalus, Humor, LGF, OOT, Open thread at October 19th, 2012 - 11:00 pm
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We're not easily offended and don't want people to think they have to walk on eggshells around here (like at another place that shall remain nameless) but of course, there is a limit to everything.
Play nice!
Wish mt cheeto was that long.
hey ya’ll
hey look…
that cheeto is happy to see us
Macker….. You are such a retard…..
@ doriangrey:
hey dg
how are ya?
me
I’ drinkin a cold beer and eating some HOT chili
rain of lead wrote:
Let me get my Earl Gray… and maybe I’ll have some idea…
I had a good day today
made a libtard at work nearly cry
he’s been off since tuesday so I asked him what he thought of the debate and who won.
“dude, obama just crushed romney”
me “no,obama got his ass kicked 6 ways from sunday”
“what!,your crazy”
me “no,really. what is the purpose of a debate?
“huh?”
me “you have a debate to convert voters to your side.
obama did not do that, his spot in the polls is not moving while
romneys is still increasing.”
I swear I saw a lightbulb light up over his head then pop
he truly never thought about that part of it and when it dawned on him that HIS guy might actualy lose…..
yep, thought he might start to cry
rain of lead wrote:
You still have work to do. The fucker should be in the fetal position.
@ eaglesoars:
he’s actually a pretty good guy but wow, when you get to see someone’s
heart break…..
in this instance, was quite fun
is that mean?
NSFW.
Learn to swim.
How is folks tonight?
rain of lead wrote:
No. It’s payback. Your so-called ‘pretty good guy’ has supported someone who hates this country. Tell him he’s a racist because he would NEVER have supported a white president who had the same political agenda.
I’m not in the business of fucking around with people who will let my country go down.
Could you please put an orange circle around that thing and call peace?
@ rain of lead:
He sounds like a young guy…
And, your wisdom is ringing his bell.
He will learn, keep after him and enjoy watching the conversion.
This is for dorian and calo since she likes the Beatles
7 year old playing randy.
@ Calo:
he is a young guy
I’ve got boots older than he is
he has a baby who I know he loves and a baby momma that he claims he is going to marry
every day I knock a brick or two out of the wall of his world view
And So It Goes.
rain of lead wrote:
Gentle Ben (said respectfully)
@ song_and_dance_man:
sad
having to grow up knowing you peaked at 7
/
@ Zimriel:
linky no worky
only that it doesn’t point where you want it to.
Bwahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahah
RNC Has $83 Million Cash On Hand, DNC Takes Out Loan
rain of lead wrote:
Who would be dumb enough to loan them money?
Aside from the Department of Energy, I suppose…
rain of lead wrote:
If I could play like that at 7 I would have been washed up a lot sooner.
//
rain of lead wrote:
China takes one for the team, or rather we do.
@ song_and_dance_man:
Yeah, FT closed the door, I see. Sneaky.
Um, I don’t mean to gross anyone out. But as I’m just recovering from a particulary virulent strain of E.coli food poisoning (I will never go near another salad bar as long as I live and yes I did end up in the hospital) I post this as a public service announcement.
@ eaglesoars:
as a ex-manager of a restaurant I will vouch for dirty ice machines
those things are a bitch to clean
@ rain of lead:
but I will also add that my local food safety dept ALWAYS checked the ice machine
Can we get back to the cheetos penis?
All this other small talk is hurting the real issue.
Like, [there it is; the cum valley-girl word gone to a whole new level]is there a cure, or rather is there some cure like cheese anti-viagra?
rain of lead wrote:
I’m at the point where I don’t trust ANY establishment. I will not eat anything in a restaurant that is not cooked and I won’t have ice.
If my doc had not INSISTED I go to the hospital, I’d be dead -- and I’m still not right -- altho I’m much better . The doc said it will take a few months.
eaglesoars wrote:
Beats being dead… Having been there, I can tell you for a fact…. being dead… Is totally boring…
@ song_and_dance_man:
I heard a news report today that said that some schools are pulling “Flamin’ Hot” Cheetos out of the vending machines.
Apparently the dye in the coating stays bright red through the digestive system and comes out that way. This is apparently leading to a rash of ER visits.
doriangrey wrote:
I don’t mind being dead so much as I mind the process of dying. It was fucking miserable.
But we should talk.
rain of lead wrote:
The only thing cleaner than the ice where I work are the criminals.
They bathe at least once a day.
‘Canadian’ Sayfildin Tahir Sharif faces US extradition
Canada kept out Terry Jones, but under this Conservative government we’re on the side of the good guys most of the time.
@ song_and_dance_man:
rain of lead wrote:
How in allas hell do you clean one?
I once cleaned a carpet at a carwash.
ok, bedtime.
@ song_and_dance_man:
there are tools involved
ice has to be removed, parts have to be removed
it’s cold, wet and there is much cussing
thta’s why the damn things are dirty
cause like I said earlier….
they are a bitch to clean
eaglesoars wrote:
rain of lead wrote:
ROTFLMAO… Reminds me of cleaning a soft serve machine… “it’s cold, wet and there is much cussing” ….
@ eaglesoars:
yup me too
night ya’ll
sleep well barky is going down in just a few weeks
@ doriangrey:
yeah, those things suck too
@ Moe Katz:
Moe, did I forget to give you your sarc tag tonight?
Calo wrote:
LOL! Didn’t think you were reading that thread….
@ Moe Katz:
Forgive me for intruding on a public thread.
But, it did make me laugh a bit, thanks.
@ Calo:
While I’ve got your attention, what’s that word you used for someone that’s turned on by intelligence? I like it, but can’t remember….
@ Moe Katz:
I gave away that heart away freely a while ago and it got stomped on.
I won’t repeat the same mistake again.
Night Moe.
@ Calo:
Night Calo.
Ah … sapiosexual. Someone that’s turned on by sappy greeting cards, songs, etc.
Not a huge amount on the news this morning, and as usual at O-dark thirty, I’ve got nothing. I’m sure some fresh outrage will pop up before the day is over.
Moe Katz wrote:
School-age females afflicted with this disease tend to dot their printed “I”s with little hearts. Always made me throw up a little in my mouth.
lobo91 wrote:
Ummm…Bank of America?
@ Macker:
Fannie May…
In this morning’s “You have got to be shitting me” catagory…
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/lifestyle/2012/10/19/disneys-latina-princess-sparks-outrage-inspired-by-queen-sofia-spain/?intcmp=features
Rodan ought to get a kick out of this one…
[Paul] Rodriguez is featured in a new Latino-targeted ad for Romney, whom he is supporting after what he says is disappointment over President Obama. Rodriguez says he’d been a lifelong Democrat and voted for Obama in 2008.
“Paul Rodriguez Blasts Eva Longoria, Rosie Perez for ‘Mean-Spirited’ Attacks”
Obama wouldn’t have anything to do with Paul Rodriguez over 4 years
@ waldensianspirit:
I wonder how many farmers he will influence and how much of a game changer that will be in California. Could be shocking for some people.
@ PaladinPhil:
All the ones in San Joaquin Valley for sure!
“We Hispanics sacrifice because we believe in the promise of this great country,” says Rodriguez, who was born in Mexico to ranchers. “But President Obama has taken us down the road of unemployment, more poverty and an exorbitant debt that puts that promise at risk. The question we must ask ourselves is: do we want to leave our children a country with less opportunities?”
PaladinPhil wrote:
I’ve been telling people for months that California is not the certain lock for Obama that everyone thinks it is.
Dem’s may hold Senate (Rasmussen)
@ doriangrey:
I was out in the San Ramon/Pleasanton/Dublin area and Sack’o'tomatoes this week on bidness, and I was pleasantly surprised to see a huge sign by the 680 courtesy of the East Bay Tea Party that said “Obama, here’s your pink slip” and just as many Romney stickers on cars as Obama stickers.
The Osprey wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHAH…. I am SOOOOO stealing that from you….
@ The Osprey:
@ doriangrey:
Sack’o’tomatoes = Sacto = Sacramento?
Macker wrote:
yes
eaglesoars wrote:
Don’t drink anything that doesn’t have alcohol in it -- and DON’T add any ice to it unless you KNOW where the ice came from!